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| 11-18-10 09:56pm - 5147 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Bloopers... In Porn it's just part of the act. The young woman (eye-balling her instructor on the sidelines) is acting out make-believe thros of orgasmac delight, rolling around on the floor with her crock-pot-sized motorized vaginal toy a'humming... emitting vocal squeals -- the volume of which is akin to her clit being in the cluches of a Pit Bull's jaws. It's her premiere solo performance, and she wants to be a hit. Suddenly we see shadows cast over her in the shape of a human form with a camera, following the action. And then, and then....two shoes, the size of whole hams, stepping in the lens view of his camera. Surely the vidio-photorapher sees this...and one would think he'd later edit out the flaws. But it stays, and who cares, anyway? well, dammit! I care. Then there are those uninterrupted scenes shot while dogs are endlessly barking in the background. Sirens are clamoring. Voices are heard. construction workers are working next door......the list goes on. Wouldn't you think they'd take more pride in their work than to allow these annoyances to ride..... and dump it on paying customers?  | |
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| 11-18-10 10:22pm - 5147 days | #2 | |
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slutty (0)
Active User Posts: 475 Registered: Mar 02, '09 Location: Pennsylvania |
I thought you were going to talk about the nasty porn bloopers. Like the video of April Summers throwing up in the middle of a blowjob. I'm not sure why the even release that kind of stuff... Of course there are some funny ones, my friend had a video of Ron Jeremy throwing a margarita on some girl pretending it was ejaculate, only the drink got in her eye and she wasn't too pleased. Since most producers these days are more or less "amateur" background noise and camera fuckups seem to be par for the course. Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. | |
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| 11-19-10 12:05am - 5147 days | #3 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
The thinking seems to be: Why spend time cleaning up the flaws, if you're not going to be paid extra for it? Instead, it makes more sense to spend time making new videos, flaws and all, that you will be paid for. Pride takes second place to a paycheck, or, welcome to the real world. Warts and all. | |
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| 11-19-10 08:20am - 5147 days | #4 | |
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Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster  Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
Often it's the old "Time is money" thing. The models etc. are usually paid by the hour. If you have to reshoot something because the cameraman messed up the camera positioning or some background noise happened then it quickly piles on extra expense. Some people don't care, some just don't have the resources to fix it. The market is still tough and I know of a lot of producers who are struggling to survive as it is. Spending more money making the content could push them under. In reply to slutty, I sometimes post bloopers (just the funny things which went wrong) from shoots on my website but just as an extra freebie for any members who are interested. Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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| 11-19-10 04:13pm - 5147 days | #5 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
There was an intentional blooper in this porn flick in the '90's (on VHS, of course). Randy Spears played a porn director. A guy and this hot chick start making out on a couch and she suddenly stops, looks at Randy apologetically and says, "Oh! I forgot my line." Randy looks at the script and says, "It's oooh baby, oooh baby oooh ..." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-19-10 04:49pm - 5147 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
 Hilarious! Waist-bending-knee-slappin' funny. They did more for that film by leavin' the blooper in. Probably the only thing most who seen the film recalls about the whole flick. | |
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| 11-19-10 04:57pm - 5147 days | #7 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Well, yeah, that and the bathtub scene with Tiffany Minx. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-20-10 04:25pm - 5146 days | #8 | |
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mistresskent (0)
Active Webmaster  Posts: 188 Registered: Feb 02, '09 Location: Kent, UK |
I tend to save my outakes up into one long film and release it months after the edits have been put up. Simples. Mistress Kent xx http://www.mistresskent.com http://www.mistresskent.co.uk | |
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| 11-21-10 11:35pm - 5144 days | #9 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
I suppose that is a more interesting version of a BTS video.  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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