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| 04-11-08 03:57pm - 6099 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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JBDICK (0)
Active User  Posts: 160 Registered: Apr 04, '08 Location: Wales, UK |
PORN MOVIES - BEST REMAKES simple topic and intended to be light hearted... what's your favorite title for a Porn version of a mainstream film...I can remember a few... The Hunt for Red October -> The Hunt for Pink October Saving Private Ryan -> Saving Ryan's Privates Forrest Gump -> Forrest Hump What is you favorite rewrite of the original storyline but with a Porn angle... ie. the recent PornWars Cum Join the Force... by Private Media... And finally if you could give a Porn Production Studio the steer which mainstream film would you get them to do in Porno and choose your Actresses/Actors... Beautiful Girls Covered in Pearls and No Oysters in Sight Edited on Apr 11, 2008, 04:04pm (JBDICK: missing tagline) | |
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| 04-11-08 07:27pm - 6098 days | #2 | |
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littlejoe (0)
Active User Posts: 49 Registered: Jan 25, '07 Location: earth |
i can only answer 1 of those, but i loved Alice in Wonderland with Kristine DeBell the choreography was actually pretty good! | |
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| 04-12-08 04:32am - 6098 days | #3 | |
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jd1961 (0)
Active User  Posts: 296 Registered: Jun 07, '07 |
This happens to be my favorite thing about porn, the corny titles based on real movies! There are so many: On Golden Pond -> On Golden Blonde! Beverly Hills Cop -> Beverly Hills Copulator! Flash Dance -> Face Dance! Splendor In The grass -> Splendor In The Ass! I could go on and on! | |
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| 04-12-08 04:34am - 6098 days | #4 | |
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jd1961 (0)
Active User Posts: 296 Registered: Jun 07, '07 |
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| 04-12-08 06:02pm - 6097 days | #5 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User  Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
I'm bad at remembering all the titles - there were tons of them, and I'm sure other users will be able to point out quite a few. As for great script adaptations: "Beat the Devil" directed by Robby D. and based off of Tony Scott's "Beat the Devil" that he directed for the "The Hire", the BMW Short Film series. Evan Stone put in a very funny performance for Robby D's production - and it really made the movie. I'm sure that it received more hype because it was Jesse Jane's first on camera boy/girl movie, but Mr. Stone really stole the show in my opinion. The man has a gift for comedy. And any of the "Sex Trek" series involving Randy Spears as Captain Quirk (if I recall correctly) - hilarious movies - not something I'd usually watch for the porn value, but they are quite entertaining none-the-less. Now if I were to recommend a studio to make a film, I would insist it be 4 hours or longer as you don't want to cut the sex any, and you don't want to cut the dialogue either. Now, you have to take into consideration porn level budgets - so action movies are basically out. If you had a reasonable budget, you could do it in studio and have rather nice sets built. If they were feeling particularly adventurous, attempting a pornographic remake of "Delicatessen" (1999, dir. Jean-Pierre Jeunet & Marc Caro) would be quite interesting. Actually, "District B13" (Banlieue 13, 2004, dir. Pierre Morel) would be pretty easy to do as a porno, and pretty cheap as an action movie. All you need is to cut down on some of the gun play and car stunts and then you need a troupe of people good at Parkour and then of course the porn cast, you definitely need your main male stars to look like some of your Parkour stunt people. District B13's female lead was in fact a hardcore French starlet known as Ally Mac in porn - she goes by the name Dany Verissimo now. The advantage about that movie is you would just need permission to film a bunch of people running on top of buildings and then some minimal props and some flashy cars. You'd have to modify the script a bit to fit in more sex, but this is case with a lot of these porn conversions. You could even just tie in the sex scenes in the same way that "Tampopo" (1985, dir. Juzo Itami) would tie together scenes - simply by location. For example, you could have a Parkour chase scene run through an apartment where a some people are just starting to have sex, and then have the camera stay in the apartment and the chase leave it. Then after the sex scene, the camera changes perspective to be one of the Parkour runners and runs through the apartment again to bring us back into the chase and then the movie continuous on. You would need two strong leads that preferably could act, do porn, and do some stunt work (at least some stunt fighting). I think if enough time was spent, you could end up with a pretty watchable film that happens to be a pretty good porno as well. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-13-08 06:30am - 6097 days | #6 | |
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JBDICK (0)
Active User Posts: 160 Registered: Apr 04, '08 Location: Wales, UK |
Hey Toadsith You are the Preacher in the Porn Temple I worship in...man where do you store all this information... You are the Johnny Mneumonic of Porn... Beautiful Girls Covered in Pearls and No Oysters in Sight | |
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| 04-13-08 09:18am - 6097 days | #7 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Word play! I love it! I know I've got more, but for now, I've always wanted a place to play even with model and porn star names, such as "Lucy Straddle Lover" for Lucy Stratilova. BTW, did you know there's a place in the Czech Republic called Bendova? A: Are you and your wife enjoying your stay in the Czech Republic? B: We sure are! We're doing as much as we can. In fact, she and her girlfriend are going to Bendova right now! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 04-13-08 10:00am - 6097 days | #8 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Hahaha - now that would be an awesome T-Shirt! Ah, this post just hit on two of my favorite topics, movies and porn! Amusingly, while I've watched a ton of porn, I've probably watched more movies. IMDB is my haven - I visit that site probably more often than I visit this site, amazingly. Though, the one exception is that I do not post on the forums there. It seems, if you post on IMDB's forums, your IQ drops immediately to the double digits... maybe even single digits. I've seen fruit salads with better commentary on movies. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 04-13-08 02:17pm - 6097 days | #9 | |
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jd1961 (0)
Active User Posts: 296 Registered: Jun 07, '07 |
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| 04-14-08 10:56pm - 6095 days | #10 | |
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WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User  Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Can we make some up? How about: Miracle Whip on 34th Street Chitty Chitty Gang Bang Sperms of Endearment Sophie's Toys Binding Nemo (S&M flick) Free My Willy (exhibitionist flick) The Unbearable Lightness of Being Naked (exhibitionist flick) Rooster Cockburn There's Something All Over Mary (bukkake flick) The Iceman Cometh and Cometh and last but not least: My Big Fat Greek Cellmate (gay flick) * apologies if some of these have already been thought of. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
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| 04-18-08 03:05am - 6092 days | #11 | |
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Boobs4ever (0)
Active User  Posts: 4 Registered: May 27, '07 Location: Sweden |
lol so funny thread I would love to see a Parodyporn of that show Simple life ore what ever it was called that stared Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie, Yo know wich show mean sureley bc they acted spoiled and always got in trouble flirted like hell . And Paris would bee Pissed that always does my day Peace Love and Understanding :P | |
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| 10-31-12 11:41am - 4435 days | #12 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I liked the HD versions of Whos Nailin Palin and the batman parodies are pretty funny. Since 2007 | |
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| 10-31-12 02:04pm - 4435 days | #13 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Wow ... resurrecting 4 1/2 yr old threads. Someone must be a little bored today.  Former PornUsers Senior AdministratorNow at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 10-31-12 02:20pm - 4435 days | #14 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
 I did not want to revive anything to obsolete, but ya tad bored. Waiting for some papers to arrive to sign. So I some how clicked back and went hmmm interesting. A few years ago I went on a reviving kick, but tried to be picky today. I wanted to revive the first one was my goal but there was nothing I could find to jump start it. I have noticed when a person does revive old posts sometimes the OP will get an email and come back due to the notice they get. It is fun to see people remark and renew old thoughts. Since 2007 | |
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| 10-31-12 02:34pm - 4435 days | #15 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Oh, don't get me wrong ... I go digging through old threads more often than I'd like to admit. And I agree, sometimes new stuff is added. Was just noting that you must have a little time on your hands this afternoon. At least that's when I do most of my digging through the old stuff. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 10-31-12 06:30pm - 4434 days | #16 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I never posted in this thread before so seeing it make a comeback is fine with me. Of course this doesn't change anything because I still don't have any good suggestion to add. I do know that most of my favorite porn movies based on mainstream ones are those that were done in the 70's and 80's. I just think the talent pool was so much superior to today. It would be hard for anyone to even attempt to do something like those guys did back then. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 11-07-12 12:38pm - 4428 days | #18 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
gogaww (0) posting spam on the threads. Khan deletes messages? And this post, as well, if gogaww messages deleted. What is best way to report spam, anyway? | |
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| 11-07-12 02:08pm - 4428 days | #19 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Click on the persons number of posts and it will give a list on their last posts then says reports as spams etc and or check urgent . Since 2007 | |
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| 11-07-12 02:15pm - 4428 days | #20 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
I'm pretty good about catching them.  Former PornUsers Senior AdministratorNow at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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