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| 02-13-09 09:44am - 5753 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Valentine's Day As a public service announcement to those with wives, girlfriends, etc ... Don't forget ... tomorrow is Valentine's Day! Get her a card at least. Flowers, candy or dinner is even better. ... and for the young ones in the crowd (us older guys have usually learned this one the hard way) that sexy nighty is a gift for YOU ... not her. ;) Today might be Friday the 13th but foget your lady on Valentines and tomorrow will be an unlucky day for you. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 02-13-09 10:19am - 5753 days | #2 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User  Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
I do keep reminding my partner that she is very lucky - which is very irritating. I admit I am irritating and annoying. On the plus side I am a wonderful cook (and do the washing up), never forget birthdays or Valentine's, so she isn't going to leave me because she loves my cooking. I'm treating her to 3 days of meals and treats, while she watches the soap operas. Oh god what a relationship! | |
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| 02-13-09 10:37am - 5753 days | #3 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Valentine's Day is simply a commercial holiday and is no longer about showing affection. It has become more about will a guy pay $300 for a couple flowers that will be dead in a few days. I believe flowers send the wrong message anyway. To me flowers mean "Good while it lasts" which is more of a one night stand thing, not a long term relationship. I try very hard to avoid getting caught up in valentines day, but her birthday is the same day, so I am screwed anyway! "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 02-13-09 10:38am - 5753 days | #4 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User  Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
They do say the best way to a woman's heart is through her stomach! Though that's largely because going through the ribcage is too much work... "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 02-13-09 11:02am - 5753 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
It is all a scam, just like every other holiday. If you have found that certain someone who you love and with whom you can share life then every day should be special, not just one or two times out of the year. In your case badandy400, I would not miss tomorrow! Think of it as a two-for-one special, so it is both "important" dates at once. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-13-09 11:15am - 5753 days | #6 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
Listen to Khan - he's old like me, we know these things. It doesn't matter if you think Valentine's is just a way of ripping you off, or that you are defeating the running dogs of capitalism by not spending anything. Spending money shows you care, and if you don't want 5 months of trying to guess what you did wrong, I suggest you do something NICE tomorrow. | |
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| 02-13-09 12:24pm - 5753 days | #7 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Well, whatever you do, don't get her a Vermont Teddy Bear. Have you seen those ads on TV? VERY STUPID and ANNOYING. And they're getting a real drubbing at YouTube, 'though that's kinda fun. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 02-13-09 12:29pm - 5753 days | #8 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
x Edited on Apr 19, 2023, 02:37pm | |
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| 02-13-09 01:23pm - 5753 days | #9 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Btw, I figured this song was rather fitting to your comment: "When You Are Old and Gray" - Tom Lehrer "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 02-13-09 02:41pm - 5753 days | #10 | |
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theking (0)
Suspended Webmaster  Posts: 1 Registered: Feb 02, '09 Location: Belgium |
Hi, Who says Friday the 13th is a lucky day? I have pain in the back, lost at chess, feel disoriented and ...anyway, off I go watching the latest Underworld. Maybe lucky day after all, since I bought a gift online for my wife. Lucky for the company I bought it from, LOL. Best regards, Dirk Watch movie stars going nude http://blowtummies.com http://bumsandpussies.com | |
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| 02-13-09 06:48pm - 5753 days | #11 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Although it's true that valentine day has become more a commercial celebration than a time to thank your significant other. The fact is that no matter what she tells you her feelings are toward all the fuss made on valentines day. You forget about it and you will pay for it, becaus she won't forget it. Women remember past wrongs even the ones that they told weren't wrongs in the first place. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 02-13-09 07:24pm - 5753 days | #12 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
x Edited on Apr 19, 2023, 02:37pm | |
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| 02-14-09 06:41am - 5752 days | #13 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I can honestly say that I've never been in that position, but I have seen many of my male co-workers dig themselves a hole so big that they had to redecorate the dog house because they were there too often. I was only using the forum to offer a general piece of advice on "what women say and what women mean" are not always the same thing. P.S: I like the country song. You forgot to include driving away in my brand new pickup. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 02-14-09 09:51am - 5752 days | #14 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
See, Pat is nearly as old as me and Khan. He knows that no matter what a woman says along the lines of don't worry too much about Valentine's, or birthday or Christmas, or whatever, if you then believe her, you're an idiot. It's as bad a situation as "does my ass look fat in this dress?" Simply put, if you really care, you're going to make these events special. If you don't care then don't be surprised if lack of feelings are reciprocated. The country song needs some improvement. What's lacking is the terminal disease, the child killed by a truck driver, the mother falling out if her wheelchair over a cliff, and maybe twelve people cut up by a madman with a chainsaw. Think I may finally have a hit with this one. Edited on Feb 14, 2009, 09:56am | |
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