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10-18-11  11:55am - 4814 days Original Post - #1
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Medication?

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

PS NEWS EXTRA - Pfizer have just announced a brand new product - Viagra Eye Drops - to make you look hard!

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10-18-11  12:46pm - 4814 days #2
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I am waiting for the Viagra and Valium cocktail. So if I fail to perform as expected, I wouldn't worry about it.

10-18-11  06:12pm - 4814 days #3
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


I am waiting for the Viagra and Valium cocktail. So if I fail to perform as expected, I wouldn't worry about it.



10-18-11  08:21pm - 4814 days #4
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funny! If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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10-19-11  12:20am - 4813 days #5
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My laugh for the day, Capn... funny stuff

Hav' you heard about a new beer called the "card-table"?
Over two and your legs fold.
Spent penis: phalluses paralysis

Oh-hum!

10-19-11  02:12am - 4813 days #6
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10-19-11  08:21am - 4813 days #7
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Was funny when the Taiwanese computer chip maker VIA made their chipsets with graphics cards imbedded, seriously they named their chip VIAgra and displayed that on their products.

10-19-11  05:15pm - 4813 days #8
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How about that Saturday Night Live favorite, Doctor Porkenheimer's Boner Juice? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

10-19-11  11:32pm - 4812 days #9
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" in the rare event that your boner lasts more than 24 hours, call your friends and brag about it " unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

10-20-11  03:16am - 4812 days #10
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Originally Posted by Micha:


" in the rare event that your boner lasts more than 24 hours, call your friends and brag about it "


Frustrating, isn't it? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

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