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01-12-13 12:56pm - 4361 days | #51 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Well, I certainly wouldn't turn my back on those two movies, so thanks. After all, I do love porn as well, and if the movies have a good story, great!! As a matter of fact, I recently actually watched a movie on one of our late night channels by Valentine Productions from beginning to end because, for once, the story took first place and was not just a short introduction to an endlessly drawn out sex scene. | |
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01-13-13 01:34am - 4361 days | #52 | |
gaypornolover (0)
Active User Posts: 153 Registered: Jul 09, '11 Location: Birmingham, UK |
awww shuck ya making me blush! thanks man! love ya (not in that way!) | |
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01-13-13 01:36am - 4361 days | #53 | |
gaypornolover (0)
Active User Posts: 153 Registered: Jul 09, '11 Location: Birmingham, UK |
thanks man! grinning away here... how come us porno perves are such nice polite people?! | |
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01-14-13 11:39am - 4359 days | #54 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Not that there is anything wrong with that ( Seinfeld referral ) Since 2007 | |
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01-15-13 11:49pm - 4358 days | #55 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I finally sat down and watched that movie a few years ago...it was truly awful! Sorry if you're a fan, pat, but it felt like a TV movie with a ton of titties and ass (and then more titties!) thrown in for the hell of it. What's worse is they somehow made all that sex and nudity boring--needless to say the least of the actors' worries should've been baring it all. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-16-13 12:32am - 4358 days | #56 | ||
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I actually like 9 Songs though the reviews seemed to have been pretty scathing when it came out (but what do critics know anyway? ). And frankly I found it far less offensive than many other films that depict intimate relationships, whether they are implied or actually sexual. Seriously, what makes some syrupy "romantic" movie or some fart-and-stoner joke-saturated comedy any better? I liked Shortbus too, though it seemed to be all over the place plot-wise, but again if the nudity offended viewers, they should need to just grow the hell up. (And to be fair, the director is gay, and even included himself as background in an orgy scene.)
Lars Von Trier has already done something like this. His 1998 experimental film The Idiots has plenty of controversial unsimulated nude and sex scenes. And then a few years ago he released his equally controversial Antichrist. I loved it just for all of its what-the-fuck! moments and overall insanity but the nudity and sex is hardly, uh, sexy by the time you get to it. I would have even considered adding its female lead Charlotte Gainsbourg to this thread if she hadn't scared the hell out of me in it (lets just say you wouldn't want to vacation alone with her in a cabin deep in the woods after seeing the film ). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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01-16-13 02:51am - 4358 days | #57 | ||
hodayathink (0)
Active User Posts: 312 Registered: Mar 27, '09 Location: Illinois |
I liked 9 Songs well enough, it was just a little bit too boring for me. And the acting could have been a little better, but I can forgive that given how hard it would have been to find actors. Shortbus, I keep meaning to see but not actually seeing. I think I remember seeing it on Netflix, I'll have to check again some time to see if it's still there.
The film I was specifically talking about is Nymphomaniac, which according to IMDB is already in post-production. | ||
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01-16-13 06:55pm - 4357 days | #58 | ||
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Netflix has it for DVD rental at the moment, but unfortunately not Instant Watch.
Oh yes...I remember hearing some controversy about it last year, or at least controversy relating to the audition of one if it's stars, Shia LaBeouf. Supposedly he taped himself having sex with his girlfriend and then sent von Trier the tape which LeBouf claimed got him the part (and possibly proved his willingness, if not his girlfriend's, to have unsimulated sex on camera). Oh the things we do to get work. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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01-28-13 10:24am - 4345 days | #59 | |
Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Add Julia Stiles to my list unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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01-28-13 10:56am - 4345 days | #60 | |
jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
^ I guess micha watched the Hallmark movie last night. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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01-28-13 08:33pm - 4345 days | #61 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Okay, I'm going to add a couple to the list. They're not my top ones, but just mainstream actresses who I find pretty attractive and have not, at least as far as I know, done nude scenes. - Jill Hennessy Former Law & Order girl, probably best known for her titular role on Crossing Jordan. Also, has an identical twin sister, who played a small part with her in the truly weird Dead Ringers as twin escorts, (where Jeremy Irons played a dual role as twin brother gynecologists!), though don't ask me who is who in that clip. - Carey Lowell Also former Law & Order girl, and a brunette. Oh, and she was Bond girl Pam Bouvier in Licence to Kill. What's not to like? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Jan 28, 2013, 08:36pm | |
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01-28-13 11:39pm - 4345 days | #62 | |
hodayathink (0)
Active User Posts: 312 Registered: Mar 27, '09 Location: Illinois |
I'd take Angie Harmon over both of them. | |
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01-29-13 10:34am - 4344 days | #63 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
She reminds me of Madison Ivy/ Crossed with Jessica Jaymes. Sorry lost focus ........ Since 2007 | |
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01-29-13 07:01pm - 4344 days | #64 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
And if you prefer your Law & Order lady blonde, there's always Elisabeth Röhm, who to me looks like a cleaned up Amy Brooke, of course, without all the insane onscreen anal work. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-30-13 06:08pm - 4343 days | #65 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Well Angie does have the fake breasts so she is ahead of many porn performers who normally wait a couple of yeas before getting implants. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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02-01-13 05:51pm - 4341 days | #66 | |
Dracula (0)
Active User Posts: 183 Registered: Jan 27, '13 Location: Romania |
Stephanie Abrams from the Weather Channel is hot. I think she'd make a great porn star. A true neck-lover. | |
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02-02-13 06:15pm - 4340 days | #67 | |
Pornfreak358 (0)
Active User Posts: 3 Registered: Feb 02, '13 Location: cali |
eva mendes | |
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02-02-13 10:09pm - 4340 days | #68 | |
Dracula (0)
Active User Posts: 183 Registered: Jan 27, '13 Location: Romania |
Here's another, Eva Longora. A true neck-lover. | |
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02-06-13 08:19am - 4337 days | #69 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Hilary Clinton Ok who kept down their lunch ??? Since 2007 | |
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02-21-13 04:25am - 4322 days | #70 | |
Dracula (0)
Active User Posts: 183 Registered: Jan 27, '13 Location: Romania |
Has anyone nominated Kate Middleton yet? She's another beauty queen, literally! A true neck-lover. | |
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03-11-13 10:09pm - 4303 days | #71 | |
borednhorny (0)
Active User Posts: 1 Registered: Mar 11, '13 |
Emma Stone would be incredible | |
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03-11-13 10:55pm - 4303 days | #72 | |
RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Great pick! And welcome to PU Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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03-12-13 01:17pm - 4302 days | #73 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Hi there kinda snuck in didnt get to hi. Welcome to PU Since 2007 | |
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04-01-13 09:00pm - 4282 days | #74 | |
RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Sigourney Weaver is on the Colbert Report right now. When she came out from behind the curtain, I immediately thought, "Damn! I'd definitely hit that!" Figuring a personal encounter with her is kinda like 107% out of the question, I wouldn't mind seeing her doing some lucky guy - or girl - on the screen. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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04-02-13 12:09am - 4282 days | #75 | |
Marcus (0)
Active User Posts: 52 Registered: Dec 31, '11 Location: London |
Another vote for Eva Longoria, but also Hayden Pantierre, Nicole Scherzinger, and I think Katy Perry would be quite good too. | |
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04-02-13 12:59pm - 4281 days | #76 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
She is always a star people forget how much she has done in her career. Since 2007 | |
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04-22-13 06:14pm - 4261 days | #77 | |
graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
There is another visible light at the end of the tunnel...... For some inexplicable reason, a smattering of popular celebrities decide to do the plunge into porn on their own. ie.,Tonya Harding, as well as former "Friday Night Lights" star and sexiest woman alive, Minka Kelly.....R-rated Teri Reed, not forgetting Wonder Woman's library of nudes.. The list goes on. Read more at http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-c...#L6flF8fAWGeiC7C6.99 . My shocker came after seeing Diane Lane ..... one of Hollywood's hottest Stars ... who, in all her powerfully erotic love scenes, carefully allowed our imagination only to guess what resides under her undergarments.....Yet suddenly embarked on a sex-clip filmed at a shipyard with a longshoreman that, compared to our INTERNET hotties, would leave the latter pale in comparison. I'd say jus' wait awhile and maybe your favorite also will nab a partner and give it up for her fans. | |
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04-27-13 10:51pm - 4256 days | #79 | |
Monahan (0)
Active User Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
Heidi Klum Megyn Kelly (Fox) Edited on Apr 27, 2013, 11:34pm | |
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04-28-13 07:17am - 4256 days | #80 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
No matter what everyone says about fox they have the hottest newscasters on the net work. The Communist New Network has old shriveled up cronies, can watch them ore then a few minutes and fall asleep. But Fox you just looks at the pretty stuff and ignore the news. The panel of 5 has some sweetest women showing up at times with pretty short skirt. Who says sex doesn't sell. Since 2007 | |
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04-28-13 09:52am - 4256 days | #81 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^It's true that Fox has a lot of foxes(sorry for that one) but they are nut jobs and that is a major turn off for me. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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04-28-13 02:29pm - 4255 days | #82 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
hehehe, I do not look at women commentaries, I look at her mammaries ! Pat you can also turn the volume down and oooogle ! Since 2007 | |
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04-28-13 11:03pm - 4255 days | #83 | |
Monahan (0)
Active User Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
Lindsey Vonn (Olympic skier and Tiger Wood's current main squeeze) And, referring to CT's post (#82), Bob Hope had it right with his theme song, "Thanks for the Mammaries." Edited on May 02, 2013, 07:53am | |
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04-28-13 11:13pm - 4255 days | #84 | |
Marcus (0)
Active User Posts: 52 Registered: Dec 31, '11 Location: London |
Oh she's nice. On the subject of Olympians, I really like Jessica Ennis, the British heptathlete. There's an Australian hurdler who's really nice too (have forgotten her name) | |
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04-29-13 09:02am - 4255 days | #85 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
ROFL. Since 2007 | |
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04-29-13 09:03am - 4255 days | #86 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Hmm Imagine the Kegle control.............. Since 2007 | |
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05-01-13 11:44pm - 4252 days | #87 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
The prudish jackasses who run the competing networks. Seriously, it's television--image matters. Fox News worked hard to come up with its mix of bright, eye-catching (contrasting bright blues and reds) graphics; well-lit sets; and yes, its army of blonde talking heads to draw in the eyeballs and the ratings. Never mind that it at times makes Goebbels look like an amateur in comparison, but it works! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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05-02-13 07:58am - 4252 days | #88 | |
Monahan (0)
Active User Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
Don't forget Lindsay Lohan. [Although some might classify her as a porn star with this photo: | |
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05-02-13 08:00am - 4252 days | #89 | |
Monahan (0)
Active User Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
And of course there's Brittney Spears. | |
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05-05-13 05:56pm - 4248 days | #90 | |
etna (0)
Active User Posts: 7 Registered: Apr 03, '11 Location: England |
Isla Fisher and Melissa George. | |
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05-05-13 06:11pm - 4248 days | #91 | |
Monahan (0)
Active User Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
Edited on May 05, 2013, 06:18pm | |
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05-05-13 06:21pm - 4248 days | #92 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Maybe not a porn star yet but if the rumors are correct than a definitely well payed escort. The truly sad thing is that there was a time when she was a pretty talented actress with a bright futur. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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05-07-13 05:47am - 4247 days | #93 | |
elephant (0)
Active User Posts: 585 Registered: Jan 11, '07 |
Thanks for this, love Melissa George and have done for years, really nice to see this. "Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand." WILLIAM CONGREVE | |
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05-19-13 12:51am - 4235 days | #94 | |
Monahan (0)
Active User Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
Here's Chandra West, a Canadian actress who appears in several TV shows and a few movies...but what a babe! Edited on May 19, 2013, 12:55am Edited by Staff on May 19, 2013, 07:02am | |
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05-23-13 09:40pm - 4230 days | #95 | |
PantyhoseFan (0)
Active User Posts: 4 Registered: May 20, '13 |
New to the forums, so this looks like a good place to start. Will go by a few categories and limit to 1-2 choices(could easily go much further with some if I took the time): Music - Katy Perry Has the body and looks that would be great on vids or pictures. Could see her make some great faces with those eyes. Newswomen - Kiran Chetry She may not be currently working but still one of the hottest(check youtube if you never seen her)Nice legs, curvy ass and beautiful face. Actress - Ashley Tisdale Cute blonde with great body. - Allison Brie From Community and Mad Men. Very sexy brunette. - Amber Heard From movies and if you saw the short-lived TV series "The Playboy Club", just imagine her doing the first scene in her red bunny suit with shiny black pantyhose. Of course I went past 2 without realizing and rambling on about the actresses. Too many could be nice. One last category of TV personalities - Maria Menounos Very cute and what an ass on this girl. | |
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05-24-13 07:14am - 4230 days | #96 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Nice list, and welcome to Porn Users ! Since 2007 | |
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