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08-20-10  10:59am - 5238 days #5
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Location: Near the Beer! 		I am surprised it is so prevalent.

It would be interesting to learn why.

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08-20-10  10:55am - 5238 days #11
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Location: Near the Beer! 		There is really such tidal waves of information on the net, the chances of anyone remembering or caring what somebody posted & when is unlikely.

Sure, with the social networking thing, if you participate, you are concentrating your input in a few sites, and usually without anonymity, so you would have to be careful what you uploaded.

Personally, I don't social network.
If I want to contact friends I will call or email & they likewise.

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08-20-10  10:45am - 5238 days #37
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Location: Near the Beer! 		Any input on this from webmasters would be interesting!

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08-20-10  08:47am - 5239 days Original Post - #1
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Now this should stir up some discussion.

It has been very fashionable of late for young women to get tattooed.

I know some folk like it, but some of them are so large & or bad they really do not enhance a lady's looks.
I don't mind if they are discreet & I do find the Celtic scroll type in the small of the back quite sensual.
My concern is disfigurement & regret. Later in life excessive tattoos are going to make things even worse.

Obviously it is up to the individual concerned, but....

I am intrigued at their motivation.

Do you like tattooed ladies?

If so what type of tattoo & where?

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08-20-10  06:01am - 5239 days #3
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Location: Near the Beer! 		A Billionaire major perv could do so much good.
Altruistically investing in the production of porn to sate the masses.

Why waste so much money on such transient pleasure.

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08-20-10  05:56am - 5239 days #43
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Location: Near the Beer! 		A doctor, a lawyer and a biker were having a drink and discussing what each had bought their wives for their birthdays this year.

The doctor said "I bought my wife a new Mercedes 500SL coupe and a 2 week holidays in the Bahamas, just incase she wasn't completely satisfied with the Mercedes she could relax in a tropical resort."

The lawyer said I bought my wife a $30,000 diamond necklace and a sking holiday in Austria so if she wasn't totally happy with the necklace she could unwind on the ski slopes of europe.

The biker said I bought my wife a T shirt and a vibrator just incase she wasn't completely happy with the T Shirt she could go and F%$k herself.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the
door and then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

" This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. "It
excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end , , , He can't
get enough of me"

The mother-in-law left . . . When she got home, she undressed, showered, put
on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid
on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband
came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked

"This is my love dress." she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?


He never heard the gunshot. Funeral is Friday, closed casket.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Seems pretty pointless to me TBH.

I mean would a viriginity fetishist ( for want of a better word ) require the procedure to be done regularly?

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Well, if your average apprentice's attention span is anything to go by it will.
They are more interested in mobile phones & gadgets than applying themselves to learning.

Our Training Officer's stats show that whereas 10 years ago the average drop out rate was around 1 of 6.

Over the past 3 years it has been 3-4 of 6.

As I said earlier, I am not blaming that generation, just reporting how things are.
It is just as much our generation's fault for failing to motivate.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		I wasn't actually 'having a go' at anyone in particular.

The 'blame' for the current situation lies with all present generations.

Some for doing things, some for not doing things and some for allowing things not to be done.

Errors of omission & comission.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		It has to be remembered though, any legislation generated from that is only going to be legal in the one country, & the internet is global. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award
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Location: Near the Beer! 		A corrolary of that is the motivation of teenagers.

Tricky at the best of times, but current technology is such that anything virtual is instantly available with minimal effort.

My generation had to basically entertain ourselves & be inventive & creative.
There appears to be little motivation within current teenagers to make any effort or invest any time in anything other than a media which provides instant gratification.

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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


They may take our McDonalds and our Burger Kings, but they'll never take our freedom!

(Where would we be without cheesy Braveheart references? )


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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


Because of your honorable PU career, turboshaft, I am hereby making you an honorary Met-Art member. That honorary membership, plus a check for $99, entitles you to a one-year subscription to Met-Art. Be sure and let them know about your honorary membership when sending in the cash, so I can get proper credit for drumming up business for Met-Art.


That smooth & eloquent footwork indicates a real talent for diplomacy, court room debate...



or selling 'pre-owned' cars!

Impressive dodging.

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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


....Ethnocentrism


Wow!

Good word......

I'll have to work that one into a conversation somehow.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		None were as globally pervasive as the internet though.

American English is its language, despite the possibility that there are more Chinese speakers in the world..
With the language its values & culture tend to be exported.
On the positive side it enables instant communication.

I just hope that the world doesn't get too homogenised as a result of it.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		OK, I like the way this thread is flowing.....

Let's throw another tack in.

With the 'globalisation' of the Internerd, American English is the preferred language. I don't see this as a problem in itself, as it enables largely coherent conversations all over the world.

Where it may become a problem is it's pervasive cultural influences & values.
With the internet available on demand all over the world, its influences are widespread.
It could be a threat to small communities unless they make a conscious effort to promote their own culture.
There is nothing new in cultures evolving, throughout histories cultures rise, mature & die out.
I think the internet may just accelerate it.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		There is no doubt that English is a rich and diverse language.

I just wish there was more effort in everyday conversations & communications.

My concern remains however, that the general standard of literacy is poor now.

How bad is the next generation going to be?

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Insightful, informative & entertaining replies.

I'm pleased I managed to draw a few responses.

Thanks.

Anyone else going to voice an opinion?

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Location: Near the Beer! 		....and freeedum from speelling tooo.

( Yes, I know I rather asked for that! Especially after my typo in the thread title )

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I know languages constantly evolve, but I see what is happening to the English language as a degeneration. I think the start of the dramatic downturn was text speak. Using single letters as phonetics for words ( u for you ) & acronyms for want of a closer word ( m8 for mate )

We already seem to have a generation of illiterates.
Whether that can be blamed on the system, the do-gooders, the teachers or the youth themselves it is not a simple black & white situation.

I can accept Americanisms as it seems to be becoming a seperate language.
( One I do have difficulty with is 'My bad....'
My bad what?...Foot , leg, tooth?
Surely it should be 'My mistake.' )

Given that we already have this generation of illiterates, how are the next generation going to go on?

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Originally Posted by Advent:


Thanks for putting this out there. I like to comment on what you guys are saying sometimes but I try not to overstep either. I do not comment a lot but I read the threads. I do not want to give you guys the impression I am hear to only pimp out my sites. I like to hear what you say and we are member driven site so we do take what you have to say to heart.

Capn' the custom zips are on the list. I am sure some of you might have heard we had issues with our sites a couple weeks ago. We were changing something around on our servers and now our sites run faster (according to test) than they have ever ran.


You knew I was going to ask.

Any schedule on that?

They have been on the list for a looooooooong time.

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Torrid Art

KarupsPC

KarupsHA

Those should keep you going a while.

Then there are the ATK sites.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		I always appreciate RB's work....

He goes with it.

That is secret of a good rant.

Holding back can prolong it, at the risk of fizzling the rant.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		The art of the rant is to go with the snap & use it for fuel.

If done properly though you should quickly regain composure having entertained & vented.

I love rants......

For me it doesn't matter whether I am the Ranter or Rantee.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		It was gathering momentum quite nicely there.

You stopped when you were just getting on a roll though!

Promising start.

You'll get the hang of it.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		As you know I am no video buff, but I find Zoom Player pretty good.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Well, as a fellow sufferer from this cloned mainstream ennui dominance, I can only sympathise at the lack of consistant material available for your chosen niche.

To paraphrase what has been said earlier, creatively it requires no cerebral input other than to clone what has already been done, but give people more of the same for the same or less money.

There are corollaries to that in many spheres of business.
That is why so many bland average cars are sold, for instance.

The trick is to latch onto somebody who is being more creative & listens more closely to customer input.

They are out there, but they really take some finding.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!'

'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.



'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...

No more blow jobs for her!

She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off! ...

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.

She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cook books.

'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

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'If I can teach this frog to cook..........you're gone.'



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A very foolhardy statement there.

He obviously hasn't grasped the concept that from the male perspective any long term relationship is primarily a damage limitation excercise.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		For the most part this is an excellent place for expressing opinions on issues you would hesitate to discuss at work or perhaps even with friends in RL.

I think this is a significant factor in why folk are always so tolerant & polite.

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Originally Posted by Ed2009:

......In the UK alone it's reckoned there are over 10,000 startup porn companies every year. Obviously most fail but if the cost of porn produced by the big guys increased substantially then a lot more start ups would work....


It would be difficult to quantify, but it would be interesting to know how many expect to make a decent living with it & how many are just doing it for fun?

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07-28-10  12:44pm - 5261 days #5
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As so often, perhaps not an ideal fit, but I'll bear that one in mind anyway.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Yeah, tried that. Thanks for the suggestion anyway.

Not really impressed with it TBH.

I like a slow progression from fully clothed to full nude & prefer photosets.

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In principle I completely agree, but there can be certain circumstances where they are desirable or necessary.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		THE BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:

'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked.

Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.


The drunk leans on the table again and says:

'I got it on with your grandma and she is good.
The best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,

'I'll tell you something else, boy,... your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him square in the eyes and says.....................





'Grandpa;....... Go home!
You're drunk.' . ..

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Yes, the way I see it softcore goes up to a certain level ie. full frontal nudity.

For sure it includes any tease site, I do enjoy the tease, but as I said above, they aren't worth anything to me, unless I know I will get the full nude pay off.
What it would do is take masturbation & toy use out of the softcore equation, which would help a lot.
IMO they have no place in traditional striptease, whereas full nudity should & does.

Striptease is a vastly underserved niche in both photo & video format.
I have been banging on about this for years, with limited success.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Aye. For me that has been a problem for years.

I am sure I am not alone in wanting to see full nudity on each item in a site such as this.

I know folk will come back and say it is a tease site, but a tease should always have a pay off.

I am not looking for midcore, just consistent strips to full nude.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Try ACDSee.

It is primarily an image viewer, but it has some useful database type functions too.

It will still require some level of organisation & discipline to get everything into a coherent format.

I work from a main folder for a website then a folder for each model.

It works very well for me & I have an embarassingly huge photo collection!

It even has a synchronise function for backups.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		That is right, Pat.

That is why I find sites like Only Tease really frustrating.
So little full nudity & even less than they are claiming.
Quite often their so called 'nude' sets aren't.
By leaving on shoes & hose they miss out some of the most erotic part of the strip.

Others sites that do immediately rush into masturbation & toy use before anything in the way of softcore full nudity.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Exactly so.

Whilst there is going to be some grey areas, I think a third classification may help both sites & surfers.

I think I see it very similar to Pat.

Softcore.

From entry level fully clothed eroticism

to top threshold full body nudity.

No penetration

No gynaecology (sp?)


Hardcore. Entry level

Anything involving sexual intercourse.


Anything falling in beween the two thresholds, midcore.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		The reason I am attempting to define this better is because I find it very difficult to find sites that provide exactly what I am looking for.

I can find a few softcore sites which do the striptease but do not consistently go to full frontal nudity, if at all.

I can find sites that do go to full nudity, but overshoot by immediately plunging into masturbation & frantic toy use.

By pinning some stuff in the middle ground, I am sure a lot of frustration for softcore & hardcore lovers could be avoided.

I do appreciate classification can be subjective & there are grey areas, but it has to be an improvement over the way things currently stand.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Each has to be Waaheigh!..ed up on its own merits!

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Location: Near the Beer! 		Hmm... Softcore should include clothed through to full nudity without insertions or masturbation.

Also groping & kissing I would put at midcore.

I would keep it three tier for ease.
It has to be an improvement over the current two tier system.

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Location: Near the Beer! 		I think going from two to three classifications would be helpful.

As I inferred in the original post there is a lot of material which starts out softcore ( progression up to full nudity ) then immediately proceeds to masturbation & toy use ( midcore ).

Conversely you get things like footfetish material labelled as hardcore, when I think it errs nearer to softcore.

I don't think there is a need to overcategorise, but I do think a midcore category would be helpful, even if only as a means of defining more strictly softcore & hardcore.

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