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| 12-06-10 12:12pm - 5130 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Golly, madam Dominatrix.....you're leavin' me all choked up, Cuz nobody's ever went to the effort writing a nice thing like that for me before...(sob, snark)....not to mention it evidences that you've been reading my posts and threads. But nor does it say, however, you agree with my rants, either.(temper-tantrum)  Oh,Oh! just lost control and threw a fit...... you know what that means, of course: I've demonstrated my dark colors and shown to be a very naughty, naughty boy. I think I need a spankin'.  | |
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| 12-06-10 11:17am - 5130 days | #36 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Great retort, mistress whipper-snapper. You're gettin' pretty good at this; gonna have Porn User's eating right out of your hand. Just keep them out of the poo Edited on Dec 07, 2010, 06:08pm | |
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| 12-05-10 09:10pm - 5131 days | #18 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
A poem dedicated to Her-Majesty-the-Kent:  She’s hot, she’s sassy, she’s smart, she’s brassy She’s the queen of mean, a spunky UK Lassie Ambitious and driven, she’s opened her own site Worked hard, fought obstacles, winning the fight She’s doing quite well, because she’s got what it takes She knows when to accelerate, when to put on the brakes She’s made friends, especially with we here at Porn Users Because she’s proven her members winners, not losers A sexy beauty who’s wicked scolding is something to be feared So, MistressKent, take me Dungeon Momma, I’m ready to be domineered. | |
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| 12-04-10 06:08pm - 5132 days | #16 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
NO, but I'll sure as hell get my hands on one... pronto! Look-out, Khan, the British are coming! | |
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| 12-03-10 07:44pm - 5133 days | #31 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, ByteMaster, for clearing that up for me.  First thing comes to mind is all the savings you're getting on groceries. You'll have to forgive me,though, 'cause I have a hard time "swallowing" all this (pun clearly intended). This has to be a joke, right? I am a good candidate falling for'm, but I simply ain't takin' the bait on this one. I've noticed here that you can skillfully complete a declarative sentence, which follows that among other things it appears you're a bright fellow, but the rest of the puzzle just don't fit. Nice try but no cigar. | |
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| 12-03-10 03:35pm - 5133 days | #29 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Come again! Am I reading you right? I know I'm somewhat naive, but this tests naivete beyond limits. You're telling me you actually seen this with your own eyes? ....incredible!  Edited on Dec 03, 2010, 03:52pm | |
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| 12-02-10 09:28pm - 5134 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
People say I look a lot like Peter Falk....right down to an artificial eye. Unfortunately it hasn't got me to Hollywood or into movies. Stunt double?...Nope. Too fragile Look-a-like for doing commericials? Nah! Damed fools. I'd be good at that, too. Does it get me girls? Not yet....they tell me to come back when I look like Brad Pitt. Anybody out there know of an entertainment field wherein they could use a Peter Falk look-a-like? I come cheap. With my overcoat you'd swear I was Columbo. Oh well. | |
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| 12-02-10 08:14pm - 5134 days | #48 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
C'mon, lk2.....you aren't being fair, either to yourself or those whom you say don't appreciate your humor. There's nothing wrong with your humor, man, its like you're so good at it sometimes you inadvertently cross the line. And I don't say that in a derogotory sense either, my friend. You gave me a good example on an earlier posting about Don Rickles' digs at his friends. The reason he gets away with it is because those he insults "KNOWS HES NOT SERIOUS AND IT JUST PART OF THE ACT. If I'm the brunt of a joke attacking my sincerty or reputation and others believe it's true then it isn't a joke...I think I can get an Amen on that. General consensus, the way I see it, makes no bones that you're an extraordinaly bright guy, lk2.... I enjoy your literary contributions, and also your jokes....but you might jus' sometimes wanna soften your step.... esp. if you're getting close to the toes. Okay, Big Guy, I just opened myself up to get slammed for takin' the role of a medical professional whose shoes I'm not qualified to fill...so let me have it! | |
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| 12-02-10 07:04pm - 5134 days | #27 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
First off, I think a deserving compliment is in order for your extraordinary use of our language. I don't know what kind of mechanism the system uses to convert another culture's speech into ours, but you're so good at it I dare say a lot of our own American born-and-raised could learn from you. First off (again).. the phase "nobody's perfect" tends to be generally entrenched in most all languages, which is the excuse I'm using to break down your last statement. To wit: When you say I'll "be permitted in your presence." Does that mean just your presence on the set, or presence as in being my female partner. If I'm gonna trek all the way to the UK to get this "humiliated tongue-lashing" on film, then I'm sure as hell going to reap the rewarded goodies that's supposed to go with it. Only MistressKent --- the Royal blue-blood of class-Porn. Secondly... is this gonna be a porn film or a comedy? Because if I take my clothes off and expose my wrinkled ass and time-massacred physique... not to mention the Grand-old-flag -- up to only half-mast and wavering -- then you're gonna have employees and viewing members bringing lawsuits for blown belly gaskets from unabated guffaws. The ball is in your court, MeLady. I'm ready to get my "put downs." ..........(Giggle) | |
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| 12-02-10 10:21am - 5134 days | #46 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Ya know,lk2fireone, I'm bothered that I might've been takin' you a bit too seriously. I mean, I now think you're just a kidder at heart -- and frankly, a bloody good one at that. If'n I leaned on you a tad too hard recently, particulary on that matter I perceived as questioning my sincerity, then I suggest we bury the hatchet and call it even.  Comprende? | |
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| 12-02-10 09:39am - 5134 days | #25 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Always a treat mixing it up with you, Oh UK-femme-Queen-of- mean. As we say here in the US.."whatever floats your boat." Therefore, if your masterfully crafted Cyber-chain-an-shackle enterprise includes a boat that floats atop seas of human sufferage, and it gives the sufferer pleasure and contributes to your source of livelihood... then I say go for it Oh Dungeon Princess. I might even relax my disdain for this "humiliation" thing just long enough to give it a shot...but there's a condition. That The surpreme overlord dominatrix herself administer my verbal flagellation... climaxing, of course, by my deflated self-importance getting me my just reward.  | |
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| 12-01-10 08:22am - 5135 days | #39 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Gee, I'm feelin' like Santa is a few days early this year. By that, I mean, I have the high honor and distinct privilege to go on record as being the first to post a response to this memorable confession. Raging Buddist? before the confessional booth gets crowded, is there anything you want to tell us? You have my undivided respect and support, Denner, and what I said to our friend messmer goes equally for you. Bask in the warmth those added years have given, Sir Denner. cuz apart from wear an' tear it's should be smooth sailing. | |
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| 12-01-10 07:43am - 5135 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
During one of countless video f..k scenes, I counted no less than forty times this porn actress screaming out the word "SHIT." Could anybody tell me what malodorous body waste has to do with a pussy and a penis? Does it intensify sensations between the two performers? Does it do anything for you? And with all due consideration, those reading this who might be entertaining the thought I'm nitpicking, then I say you can call it what you want; I call the association abborrently filthy, deplorable, and completely incompatable with anything at all having to do with copulation. I'm not even comfortable with this word being used in routine conversation, but, obviously with respect to the First Admendment, I'd be as guilty as the user if I made a big deal out of it. Speaking of the First Admendment, I say to my detractors to resist rattling your sabers... cuz I have the same rights. it's also my rant for the day.  | |
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| 11-30-10 08:08pm - 5136 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You're on, Big Guy. Although now that I'll be pains-takingly ferretin out those gems you're alluding to, I'll probably find them equally as elusive. Howsomeever, most of what I'll come across you're talking about are in the form of individual pics or clips, an' that being the case might make my progress a tad more complicated. But I'll see what I can do, my friend. Edited on Nov 30, 2010, 08:39pm | |
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| 11-30-10 07:32pm - 5136 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Search as I may, every site I come to with the empathisis on legs, the gams are always cluttered with nylons, thigh-highs, pantyhose, netting, or something covering the smooth natural skin of a woman's legs. I want to see the "ankle bone connected to the knee bone, the knee bone connected to the thigh bone thigh bone, the thigh bone connected to the pevlic bone... all sheathed with unadulterated, natural skin. Anybody know of any? | |
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| 11-29-10 03:54pm - 5137 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You had to know I was gonna show up at this confessional aftermath aye, Sir-Messmer....I mean, what with our elderly status now a proclaimation of our having so much more in common ... including, but not limited to, our proverbial interest in matters of libido, variety and conventional, sundry taboos. An' let me say, in all things practical and sane, you've wronged no one, nor have you done, written or said anything to apologize about. You've caused not a nano-moment of grief or hurt to anyone. So I'd say, rather than take on chastisement, stand and be counted amonst the other gifted, exceptional PU comrades, who continually grace this site with their humor, intellect, and communicasional elixirs. Tomorrow you just might be like me, messmer, for want of attention you could exaggerate your age being more than it really is >>>>>>>>>>>kiddin', of course. (I wish) | |
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| 11-29-10 01:48am - 5138 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
A fan? Not hardly, my friend. If everybody had my mindset on the matter of receiving verbel barbs then I think your entrepreneural friend would be lookin' elsewhere for a piece of the cash-pie. Thanks for the link. Wish I'd have had it at the beginning of this thread. BTW, gonzooprano... I lived in HotLanta for over 20 years. Loved it! In fact, all the dialogue coming from me that goes into this forum are what grand and lascivious experiences granted me during those happy years... A far cry from an otherwise uneventful life I would'a spent staying in Virginia.  gonzooprano, (is that Italian?).... | |
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| 11-25-10 07:43pm - 5141 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Might I reciprocate your seasonal thoughts, and add that it extends to being a part of this great site? | |
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| 11-25-10 07:15pm - 5141 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
This idea might be too simplistic on my part, Sir Denner .... but why not purchase a month on one and then follow by doing the same on the other. That way you will have sampled both and can make an informed opinion. | |
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| 11-23-10 10:37pm - 5143 days | #40 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Jus' wanted you to know, WeeWilly, that last, profound, treatise you granted us, elicited a tear or two from these weary old eyes. That should give you some indication of the power of your words. And it's that kind of power we need around here to keep the "good fight" roaring. | |
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| 11-23-10 08:54pm - 5143 days | #25 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Yours (Cybertoad) and lk2fireone's skepticism about this story, as it was initially given to me, is completely justified. It ended up being more than I could swallow also...hence the reason I followed up and did some of my own research... the results (in part) are posted on #18 of this thread. I will add, judging from the information I got from the reliable source, that the (victim) was selling this stuff in the community. This appears reasonable to assume, since the area is almost wholly made up of a strong religous population. So my guess is they make it difficult for legitimate porn finding its way into the area. I know this much, they sure don't want this thing to grow anymore than it already has. | |
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| 11-23-10 02:37pm - 5143 days | #18 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I still think you might find those Silk lingerie sites I mentioned earlier to you to be something of your likeing. They gave me a two-for-one offer....one of the best deals for the contents I've had. My reviews are posted. | |
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| 11-23-10 05:07am - 5144 days | #16 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, gonzooprato, for sharing that with us. This helps put an important spin on the subject. I hope you stick around, so we here at PU can bounce this and other matters of our shared interest off each other. You'll discover us to be an invaluable source of feedback......but you already know that. | |
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| 11-22-10 06:45pm - 5144 days | #22 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Awwwh shucks! An' I was hopin' we'd be giving the Porn Users staff something to celebrate...'specially with Christmas time comin' up an' everything. I kind'a think we'd make a good team, lk2fireone. I'd even let you be frontman.... like, something you'd easily identify with. I know, we could revive and perpetuate the old Siskle and Ebert show. So's to let you know we're still friends, I'm gonna give you some valuable advice: Stay out of high-stakes Poker | |
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| 11-22-10 04:14pm - 5144 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
For a man who's on the Mafia hit list, you seen to be rather upbeat, amigo. Didn't you read my earlier post? Mark Twain....C'mon, lkidnone, I ain't got no interest in readin' books. But how bout' you puttin' your money where your mouth is? I'll bet you a thousand dollars (an' we got that many and more witnesses) that I can authenticate this story. We both give Kahn the money until the issue is settled. The loser leaves his money with Porn Users. Weren't you talkin about "balls" in a recent thread. Well here's your chance to prove you have them. | |
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| 11-22-10 02:23pm - 5144 days | #18 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Since this thread has created some questions in the minds of some, which obviously I couldn't answer, I decided to do a little snooping on my own. For starters, the place where this thieft happend is so small that on some maps it probably don't even show up. I guess the only thing that saves this small rural community from complete obscurity is it's notoriety and obsession for hunting game, especially deer ( that would be the four legged kind) which apparantly thrive in the dense woods and feed off the abundant vegetaton. I tried to get the police chief on the phone, but he wouldn't talk to me. He was thoughtful enough though to get a spokes-person on the phone for me who had all the facts about the theft. As usual, when news of this sort falls upon a small country town, tongues everywhere are wagging and the facts tend to become skewed and distorded. Suffice to say, the actual loss on this poor guy's porn collection was significantly less than was reported to me by my cousin....which probably explains why it didn't leak out. But I can say the guy's loss from his rare and valuable storage collection was never-the-less staggering. The last thing the spokesman said to me before we hung up was: "We're trying to keep a lid on this thing, so please don't let it go any further." | |
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| 11-21-10 03:39pm - 5145 days | #14 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
LOL....as they say around here, Thou Wow'em-Kent-Princess: "Be careful what you wish for..cuz you might get it." Or is that: "making you an offer you can't refuse." | |
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| 11-21-10 03:16pm - 5145 days | #17 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I don't know how you do it, lK2, but like I've always been saying: "You know everything". And, of course that can be a good thing (or) it can get you into a world of do-do --- which, I'm sad to say, is where you've navigated yourself to at this moment. Because I'm afraid the consequences now facing you are beyond my control... You now have the misfortunate of knowing too much.... as your recent post here concerning my connection with the under-world clearly spells out. You can be quite a likeable fellow, iK2. which is why what's going down is gonna be so hard for me. We're all gonna miss you around here, Big Guy...as well as the void left from those long-winded Hollywood movie commentaries.... But my boys, (sob) we gotta do what we gotta do.  I wouldn't bother gettin' ammo for your loving sniper rifle, my friend, won't do you any good. I will promise you one thing, because you're a member in good standing here at PU.....and that is you won't feel any pain. Farewell, fellow pervert.... just think about how exciting it's gonna be meeting all your departed movie heroes, and those Starlets you've fantasied about. Edited on Nov 22, 2010, 03:33am | |
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| 11-21-10 01:37pm - 5145 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
What'a we got here, lk2 ....one of those "gotcha" practical jokes? I ain't takin' the bait!  | |
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| 11-21-10 01:21pm - 5145 days | #37 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Pat....if you're viewing this post, take another trip to SkinVideo. Look Faye Reagan up. You'll see that messmer is right. She's doing it all. | |
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| 11-21-10 01:07pm - 5145 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I don't know if you read my thread carefully or not, but based on what I said I can see no earthly way my cousin could be involved in the thieft. NOTE: "The town was abuzz with the news." Going by your theory everybody in the town is a suspect. If my cousin isn't playing a practical joke on me, then I would conclude he got the news the same way I did -- he heard about it and passed it on. I mean, for Pete's sake, he doesn't even live in the town. Besides, he'd have a hard time anyway hiding all that storage in his small apartment. | |
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| 11-21-10 12:46pm - 5145 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, Ben, for tossing in those few extra nuggets of support on this issue. You said it all very well. As a result, I think Ed will get a better picture now of how diverse our regional cultures can be. BTW....haven't seen anything from you on our forum prior to now. We'd like to see more. | |
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| 11-21-10 08:41am - 5145 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
As ever, Ed, your input is always interesting, informative and a welcomed source of enlightenment. So let me broaden that some by imparting a little from my end. If you don't already know, the Southern States, and especially the area of this incident, is tightened to the last notch of the Bible belt. And As they might say: "We'uns don't cotton to that sort of thing" (and the like) is written in stone. Needless to say, the practice of obtaining porn (although tolerated) is frowned-upon. The City Fathers know well the side of bread their jobs are buttered on, therefore go all out to appease their constituents. This guy (victim) was really courting a backlash by exposing this thieft..if but from nothing else than falling out of favor from the townfolk. I can't say if the embarrassment he'll experience is worth the insurance money or not, but the sooner this thing is buried and forgotten the better off he'll be. Don't expect any ware and tear on the shoes of law-enforcment on this one. Edited on Nov 21, 2010, 08:52am | |
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| 11-20-10 09:15pm - 5146 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
No apologies necessary, lk2fireone. The aforementioned story prelimiaries, albeit sincere, was thrown in to bulk things up and add some drama and suspense. Had I only said "he called police." the impact would've been compromised... and the nagging question on the minds of the readers wouldn't have been "when's he going to give us an answer to the damed topic?" Think of it like a scary movie. Take the scare out and what'ya got? | |
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| 11-20-10 07:16pm - 5146 days | #29 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Having seen so much commentary on this forum about this girl, I decided to look her up on SkinVideo, a site I perpetually subscribe to. For those who're interested, there are numerous vid clips of her there. I have to completely agree with those extolling her physical attributes...she's indeed a knockout. But with all due respect, she needs major overhaul of attitude adjustment. She is "dirty" talking incessantly during her acts -- which I find annoying. She makes it very clear we're profoundly honored to be her audience, and tells us in no uncertain terms. Soliloquizing as she skillfully strips, her dialogue is pumping with subtle humiliation of the poor sweating male facing his monitor as he's wacking his pecker. At the expense of raising the ire of those who thinks she hung the moon, let me just say I'm simply calling it as I see it.....  | |
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| 11-20-10 05:46pm - 5146 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
This is not a movie review, lk2fire. How the heck am I suppose to know all those minute details? You got the story as it was given to me. That's it! You're very creative digging up stuff...use your wields. | |
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| 11-20-10 04:03pm - 5146 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Oh yes, now I remember. I was supposed to tell you what the victim did. The guy did just like any other law-abiding, good upstanding citizen would do... THE DUMMY CALLED AND REPORTED THE THEFT TO THE POLICE ! | |
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| 11-20-10 03:58pm - 5146 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Got a call from a cousin today, who lives in rural North Carolina. A small town close by where he lives is abuzz over news that one of their up-standing citizens just got cleaned out of his huge Porn collection. How, one would ask, did the news get out in the first place? I mean, could we imagine that sort of thing happening to one of us? Have you ever thought of what you would do if it did? Lord only knows how long it took for this guy to collect all those thousands of gigs, only to have it swiped out from under his nose. Thats right, the thief went right into his house and went straight to his collection...Pooof, it was gone. Just how angry could you get if some SOB did this to you? I know some guys who'd think about killing over something that serious. Does it take something like this to happen in order to give us a wakeup call..that we need to be more cognizant of how precious our collection really is? Anyway, I thought you'd find this interesting. Doggone it!.... I'm currently having a senior moment. I know there's something else I need to add here..but I'm drawing a blank. I'm gonna have to call my cousin back....I know it's something important. I'll get back to you. | |
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| 11-19-10 04:49pm - 5147 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
 Hilarious! Waist-bending-knee-slappin' funny. They did more for that film by leavin' the blooper in. Probably the only thing most who seen the film recalls about the whole flick. | |
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| 11-19-10 04:30pm - 5147 days | #23 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Golly, Willie, this is, indeed, bad news. I've been a member here for only less than a year, and I can say in all sincerty that your presence and participation, as well as a select number of other actives in our forum, has been a linchpin of support helping fuel my passion for this site. You need to be reminded that your posts have been read by many thousands, as well as a respectful and crowning number of replies to your threads. And because of that, the things here you're so up-in-arms about are being effectively addressed. We can't afford that big a void in the kind of subject matter we have the good fortune of getting from you. It's clear this means you're hurting your cause more by leaving than staying and fight with the rest of us to make our voices heard. We may not be getting knockouts, but we're scoring points with jabs at those who're steppin' on the toes of a genre that needs help. I really hope you re-consider. If not, the chances are good we'll see you back. | |
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| 11-18-10 10:23pm - 5148 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Just a fad, Denner.....it, too, will pass....admittedily not soon enough for me, though. I solely wish, optimistically in my lifetime, tats would take-a-hike... and drag along with it shaved pubics, stuffed boobs, piercing, and body-decorations dangling like Christmas tree ornaments.  Edited on Nov 18, 2010, 10:26pm | |
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| 11-18-10 09:56pm - 5148 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
The young woman (eye-balling her instructor on the sidelines) is acting out make-believe thros of orgasmac delight, rolling around on the floor with her crock-pot-sized motorized vaginal toy a'humming... emitting vocal squeals -- the volume of which is akin to her clit being in the cluches of a Pit Bull's jaws. It's her premiere solo performance, and she wants to be a hit. Suddenly we see shadows cast over her in the shape of a human form with a camera, following the action. And then, and then....two shoes, the size of whole hams, stepping in the lens view of his camera. Surely the vidio-photorapher sees this...and one would think he'd later edit out the flaws. But it stays, and who cares, anyway? well, dammit! I care. Then there are those uninterrupted scenes shot while dogs are endlessly barking in the background. Sirens are clamoring. Voices are heard. construction workers are working next door......the list goes on. Wouldn't you think they'd take more pride in their work than to allow these annoyances to ride..... and dump it on paying customers? | |
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| 11-17-10 11:49pm - 5149 days | #14 | |
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graymane (0)
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Very impressive numbers. And coming from those whose insight is formidably greater than the common generic porn user, I'd say we all could learn a thing or two from you guys....I'm using the plural pronoun here because I don't want to leave out our in-house encyclopedia of porn....(among other things).....the inimitable Khan. Anyway, Ed....with all the billions romancing porn, do you suppose they would consider squrrel's suggestion. Just a little pocket change from those guys could do it: We put the money in, and the life-like beautiful robot "puts out." | |
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| 11-17-10 10:37pm - 5149 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
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Thanks, Ed. Quoting an' old saying:..."a picture is worth a thousand words." Your comment is the best picture to come down the pike. | |
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| 11-15-10 09:21pm - 5151 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
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A real-time re-enactment of Westworld ..1973 film starring Yul Brynner, Richard Benjamin and James Brolin. It could likely happen in your lifetime, Squirrel...but, sadly, not in mine. | |
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| 11-15-10 04:14pm - 5151 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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"Okay, places, everyone...action!; great, now roll it!" The scene: Woman walks into a bank. She has on a heavy overcoat, dark glasses, dressed as a man and wearing a wig. (this is our first clue the script writer also has "no clue." red flags would go up everywhere.) The only person working, or present in the bank, is a young, handsome teller. (Don't know how many banks the author's been in, but have you seen a one-man bank before?) The woman hands the young man a note. It say's "I have a gun and I'll kill you if you create any attention." (Since there's no one else in the bank, it occurred to me that might've been a tad irrelevant). But it'll fly. keep'em rolling. The woman rips open her coat, revealing a short skirt, up over the cheeks of her ass. (somewhat odd, I guess. But Bank-robbers do use all kinds of ploys to rob banks.) She then produces a gun (handling it with the finesse of a chimpanzee.) After the Woman's dialogue tapered down from commands to chit-chat, the two suddenly found themselves volcanically hot for each other's bodies and commenced to go through the obligatory three ( BJ, sex front and rear, and lastly the facial.) Bank sex...geeez, what a brilliant way to get more business. Must'a been a kind'a unpopular location, because nobody came into the bank throughout that whole sexual escapade. Now, I have to ask: "Is this scenario ever remotely going to happen at a bank? I'd say production is spittin' out movies faster than writers can finger the keys. So, C'mon porn-people, Churn out some good scrips, especially those that'll inject A little more orginality and realism, I know I'll have my critics who'll say "well damed, graymane...this is just fantasy, what'da'ya expect?" I want some measure of believability, that's all. I'm afraid, though, that might be too much to ask? BTW, might I use this moment to appeal to the industry to film stuff with a little more missionary positions, PLEASE! Edited on Nov 15, 2010, 08:49pm | |
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| 11-15-10 02:13pm - 5151 days | #14 | |
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graymane (0)
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First, I wanna' say that Obama is doing an excellent job --- and, given the support he deserves, would make rapid, giant and positive strides towards putting this country back on its feet. He inherited a massive, inept, incompetent, flawed legacy unsupassed in this Nation's history. God bless'em! During the Bush years, one could dub our White House as a posh outhouse of sort, wherein we citizens (constituents) represented the part that got hit with the president's and his Republician cronies' shit......reminents of which was left for Obama to clean up. As far as the mental state of one who wants people killed: I find it not unusual for heinous acts of cruelty that'll spir people to reach that point...as I did upon news earlier this year of the events perpertrated by a warped religious order stoning a young woman to death. Our honorable forum pundit (lk2fireone's) eloquent submission here calls for a tad of reflection while tossing stones around in glass houses: I'm alluding to a diatribe of unsolisted "psychiatric advice" he laid on me in one of my recent posts. | |
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| 11-13-10 05:13pm - 5153 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
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Would be fun to see the scramble for positions when a table full of guys are being seated. "Oh, yes, waiter...I'll have the tits with a side order of....? | |
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| 11-13-10 04:58pm - 5153 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
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None of that surprises me in the least. Our elected officials in Washington get the same kind of breaks, as well some other sundry outrageous perks that defy logic. The fact that after only one term in office they maintain a salary for life, as well as enjoying a cost-free health plan thet's superior to anything we peons could even dream of affording. | |
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| 11-13-10 04:34pm - 5153 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
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I think we all share in your aversion for the unsavory practices from sites like you've brought up. And I suspect, like me, most have battle scars from dueling with them. Another popular avenue I'll toss out is that I've had some success with a few of those apathetic sites by having purchased through CCBill or PayPal. If the problem isn't technical, They'll likely make an effort to intercede on your behalf to get the matter resolved. They've stepped in on some issues I was doubtful about and took care of it. Of course, there's limits to things they can handle, too. | |
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