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12-29-08  07:59am - 5838 days #4
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


Great ideas for a post. Enjoyed reading your thoughts. I've always thought that it was much easier to find good pix than good vids, for many reasons. You would think that it would be easy to find good vids, but in addition to personal taste, there are a multitude of reasons good vids are hard to find. Also, pix take less space to store on a hard drive and are much easier and cheaper to view.

As a side note: Your icon pig looks like a nasty brute. Pigs are intelligent, which fits the sense of your post. But could you change your pig to something friendlier/more accessible?



Its also easy to photoshop pix, videos other then some settings you are going to see mistakes easier. Since 2007

12-27-08  02:02pm - 5839 days #13
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


I think this why I like the solo or girl-girl fisting; the girl's have the smaller hands and don't come off as such aggressive jerks when they do it. A lot of these male performers are pretty big, and their hands are no exception, so it seems to be a little much for most girls. I don't really prefer seeing anything past three or four fingers when a guy's stretching and straining some poor girl's anatomy.


DOUBLE DIPPING HERE,
I am still unsure why this is even popular.
I always thought I was a twisted SOB, but I just do not get it. unless its for shock and awww effect ? Since 2007

12-27-08  12:39pm - 5839 days #6
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Originally Posted by deadelvis:


Women can be very obliging to us men by doing things to please us.I doubt if there are many women who like being slapped about and generally being treated roughly although they like to give that impression for mens sake.
Another example just once taste your own sperm and you will find just how lousy it tastes.Women put on an act in porn films when they say they enjoy it just for our benefit,one of the
drawbacks of the job i suppose.
When we(me included) get off on seeing girls taking a mouthful of cum its just our basest instinct probably a throwback from our earlier primitive days when we wished to punish a women
for being well just a women.

D


Guy involved in any weird crap doesnt do it girl on girl perhaps given the situation. Since 2007

12-27-08  07:59am - 5840 days #5
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Originally Posted by elonlybuster:


I'm honestly in different about it, but swaying more towards the Dislike Department. Vaginal fisting isn't really a big deal and seems kinda interesting, but anal fisting on the other hand just seems like the most painful thing in the world.
But one thing I just can't watch is fisting using the entire arm. The person tries to put their fist and as much as their arm in as possible. That's where I draw the line and because of that I try to avoid fisting movies and pictures all together.

But of course it gets some people off and I have absolutely no problem with that at all. All kinds of people have fetishes.



No my cup of tea mate see no real use for me, there.
Nor does anyone i'v known in real life hence no fantasy solution here. Since 2007

12-24-08  09:48pm - 5842 days #2
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back at ya Andy ,
Have a great day

Merry Christmas too all my pu pals Since 2007

12-24-08  08:50am - 5843 days #2
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I would say that CatalinaCruz.com was the best experiance.

1. She actually responds to the forum

2. she has live shows she directs and you can ask her stuff before she does her thing.

3. She often will answer the emails.

Tech support took awhile though, butgetting a response didnt if that makes cense ?

I love this site because she is the director behind the scenes. So if there is any talking its her soft voice telling the model what to do very sexxy.

ooops of topic slightly.

Thats my best experiance.


I think video box was a good second as far as speed and response.


Cybertoad. Since 2007

12-23-08  07:29pm - 5843 days #44
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Originally Posted by TheSquirrel:


No you're not, you're fired.


Mmmm fried squirrel is good eatin :-)
Let me guess a frog leg joke is the rebuttle lol

Actually Squirrly , I am not a lawer at heart I am a person whoms has been screwed over and over and took to learn the law to avoid it and help others avoid it.

Your law is why ppl get screwed, I agree with your points . But this is not a life we can hang ppl because we do not agree with them.

But to the ending of my posting on this subject, personaly I never give my own power away to another by allowing them to make me waste my time chasing them down.
Because then they own you far after the act that pissed you off.
I am Cybertoad and I am addict/achoholic. Trust me I gave my will over long ago and let only one thing run my life, when I run it things go bad quickly. I am not sure if we have any friends of bill in here or not but many would get my point.

But again its just my point I am making lol Since 2007 Edited on Dec 23, 2008, 07:36pm

12-23-08  10:56am - 5843 days #39
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Hi everyone,
Going to play the devils advocate here
after all the responses ppl gave.

The topic says unethical websites.
Based on whoms critera though are we talking?
We didnt say illegal and I doubt anyone is hinting to much that teh acts are illegal.

I recently bought a car, the man came over after haggling and I got 4.9% on my SUV.
So I filled out my paperwork declined all the extra like a good consumer.
I get home and a month later my Credit union sends me a coutesy notice saying my account is part of the auto-pay for the SUv.
I sai to myself hold off I never said that to anyone , never ever was that the deal.

Awwww, but the small print on my contract says that auto-pay customers are entited to a .5% extra discount. I didnt know that either its hidden real small. Of course who gonna argue over getting more off.
My thing was they haggled and made me think they got me that lower interest be dealingw hat they did was bait and switch me.

BUT.... I signed the paper so therefore its legal.
Unethical, car salesman ? LOL
Well perhaps they can say they did what I was asking them for a great deal.

In the case of websites, we agree most of the time by not seeing that small box located behind the trees.
But its there though.

You guys ever see the commercial to FREE CREDIT REPORT .COM? They were sued because they said on TV it was free only after signing up in the process they say the free report is based on you signing up for something else there. Now the ad say so. Butdidnt always.

Again these are the legal issues, not ethical ones . If they are doing something illegal then thats different, but if they use tricky advertising not allot you can do but be careful.

TBP takes the right approach they do not say they suck, they say hey look they have extra boxes you might want to look for.

And thats how you play the game my friends. Since 2007

12-22-08  12:49pm - 5844 days #20
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


And there goes the problem, the truth, in law; the truth is fact, and the fact is whats proven.
And in a forum site this list or not can not prove intent of the site nor its downfalls and why.

I love the idea too but wow that would create a huge mess.


woo hoo my 200th post happy birthday to me,. Since 2007

12-22-08  12:48pm - 5844 days #19
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Originally Posted by TheSquirrel:


I have had many a fight with people over the years in and out of the courts so I know what cybertoad is saying. I agree it is very mch a case of how you say things. This is why I explicitly stated that you can make a list that tells the truth.


And there goes the problem, the truth, in law; the truth is fact, and the fact is whats proven.
And in a forum site this list or not can not prove intent of the site nor its downfalls and why.

I love the idea too but wow that would create a huge mess. Since 2007

12-22-08  12:43pm - 5844 days #17
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Largely its intent.

1. can they post they do not do business with them? Yes . Can they say because they are rip offs no.

2. Can they tell you about pre-checked cross sells?
If there is fact they do so as in clones etc.
But you can not say they do it to mislead.

3. If TBP had a listing of sites that have at least some specified number not yet determined of complaints posted, would that be ok?
No they can not post aligations or what they think others have done. if they site in question is found guilty of a crime and sentenced you can say they did what they did because now its fact.

If I say in a review I felt ripped off thats fine.
If PU says its members feel ripped off by them no, thats speculation on their part and they can not guess at a fact.

See the pattern that I am trying to get accross?


Thanks Cybertoad Since 2007

12-22-08  11:09am - 5844 days #13
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Originally Posted by TheSquirrel:


Okay call it a Red Flag rather than blacklist. All it needs to do is point out the truth. You don't even need to say these sites try to deliberately trick you. All you need to do is have a list of sites which have questionable practices. Tell the truth, then let everyone make up their own mind. The really bad ones profit due to lack of information and ignorance by us, the customers.


LAW 101 CYBERTOAD STYLE !

Hi Squirrel ;-)
Dont get me wrong , I totally agree that would be nice to have a list.
I spent two years in college studying law, and was involved in business law about 6 years before going into Drug counseling. WHAT MAY SEEM RIGHT IS NOT ALWAYS LEGAL IS RULE NUMBER 10 IN LAW.

I can tell you with certainty its not what you call a black list its what the list of any kind does.
These are companies we are talking about as sucky as they may be.
Thery are not for the public abuse, by doing so we open ourselves up huge. (this here is a private forum)

Let me make a case here.
In Los Angeles, there was a show called Fight Back, where the motto was ( dont let anyone rip you off) they reviewed products and said whther "they" believed they were true.
They were sued and went off the air.

Notice I said the word "reviewed" and they believed not proved? And as in one business entidy ? They said whether you sucked or not using others help as well.
Not once did they say it was one person opinion.

If you want to stand on the corner and say George Bush sucks eggs you can legally. The public has that right.
You want to stand on the corner though and oh say, he's a child molester you will get sued most likely and if you stand on the corner and say, that Joes Porn site is a rip off and had bad practices and say that its the truth. You will get sued.

However if in a review process like PU, you give and opinion on your own without ( PU ) giving you the idea to say bad stuff then you alone can say they suck.
The same way if you call a cop and fucking ass hole your going to jail in many places, you say to him I think in my opinion your and fucking ass hole he can't touch you.

See its not whether or where you say it but HOW!

And making a list soley to target another sites wrong doings of any kind is a bad idea.
Moreover if another company is doing it like PU setting up the use of other to bash a site is not good.

I agree and if someone made a top 10 bad sites and said it was their sole opinion then great. But if you are making a list for other to bash that site woow, id be careful.

Take a look at the court systems ppl being sued for far less then you propose.
I like the idea, but I also am saying this because I dont want PU shut don, if I think they suck I will say it here, a review or comment.


Cybertoad. Since 2007 Edited on Dec 22, 2008, 11:14am

12-22-08  09:12am - 5845 days #9
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Hmm a black list is a dangerous place to place ourselves in.

Legally if you are saying a site no matter how true you feel it is is bad and ripping ppl off you have to be careful how you do it.
In a forum we can say it sucks, but if PU puts a you suck list now they are opening them selves up for law suites depending on how its listed.

Dont get me wrong would be nice, but PU is a business not a private list therefore you run the risk of affending others they may want to do business with or scare off potentials that want no part of a bashing list.
And getting sued.

This would need to be seperate from PU to work.

Just my opinion. Since 2007

12-19-08  01:05pm - 5847 days #9
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Originally Posted by TheSquirrel:


I have decided to boycott all sites thst show regional variation and all the sites that do not show a sign up amount in punds. This leaves quite a few to consider. I believe in voting with my wallet.



Squirrel,
We all hope this situation doesnt drive you nuts,
I can see how a situation like this could make anyone act squirrely. But at least you are making a stand and not letting them run you up a tree.
I am sorry if my response seemed a tad Acorn-y,
but I will try and refrain my activity but can not cage my additude as you see.

ODE's to our friend I think you might have needed some humor so here it is PU style.

Ode To The Squirrel
I wear a gray fur prophylactic
When girls ride my tail it?s climactic
They jump up and down
and wiggle around
until the squirrel needs a chiropractic.

May you nuts be merry and bright.

Cybertoad. Since 2007

12-19-08  12:58pm - 5847 days #15
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Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


Admittedly, I'm stealing this posting idea from Mbaya who posed this question in a comment about the site Publicdisgrace.com. I thought it was interesting so I'm tossing out here for others to chime in on the topic. Here's what he posted:



Two Notes :

#1.
Witty Guy
Please refrain from "tossing out" or "off" when asking us to respond. hehehe.

#2
Hmmmm public nudity I have no problem with and I like the scenes they look risky reminds me of my younger days
at construction sites etc.
Umm anyways my point was if you can be 100% sure those seeing it are not affended then thats cool . Since 2007

12-19-08  12:52pm - 5847 days #20
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


Liana Shevchenko only modeled porn for about 2 years. She was not a superstar, just a very good-looking young girl. That's why it's not easy finding current information about her on the Internet.
If you do google searches about much more popular people in the entertainment industry, trying to find information about their current activities, you often come up with little or no current information, unless they are superstars or very popular.

So solid proof that she is alive or dead might be difficult or almost impossible to find.



She was very nice looking in any case :-) Since 2007

12-18-08  10:53am - 5848 days #16
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


The third blog (URL) has links to dead models, but I don't see Liana Shevchenko listed.

For proof of death, I would like to see either a newspaper article quoted, where I can check the article itself for details, or a magazine article, where I could again check the article itself.


LOL,
Well all the blogs and articles are out there I plucked just a few that say its 8/2008. Umm the third link does show her dude.
Part of the problem is she is not that popular infact if you do a dogpile search you get little feedback on her.

I would not look at one YOUTUBE, but there are MANY YOUTUBEs done by many others saying she died too.
Trust me if I posted a youtube saying, oh DavidLetterman died, you would see attorneys on that like flies to shit. If you have a porn actress and you are making money off her? Then ppl tell you shes dead, same thing they would have these removed.

The youtube you suggest as being fake has managed to stay there since May 2008 over 1/2 year. Dont think its fake I hate to tell you.

But if the fantasy of keeping her alive help ya so be it.
By the way I bet shes down at BurgerKing,in the Ukraine having lunch with Elvis. :-) Since 2007

12-18-08  07:58am - 5849 days #13
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Originally Posted by neskall:


i'l not give up until i find the real truth behind this.
right now i'm sending an e-mail to her old agency and i'm awayting for a reply i'll let you know when i get some new information about her


Says she died in mid August 2008
here are some reliable sources

http://lianashevchenko.wordpress.com/

http://ukraine-girl.blogspot.com/

http://technorati.com/videos/tag/models+rip

Sorry dude looks like she is gone.
She was stunning i'll give you that. Since 2007

12-17-08  08:04am - 5850 days #8
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By the way these are just awsome still laughing after re-reading them. Since 2007

12-17-08  08:02am - 5850 days #7
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Originally Posted by badandy400:


UMMM...not sure if it is a compliment or insult? Either he is saying I am dumb or I have way too much porn!


Too Much Porn?
I there such a thing?
Maybe its and oxymoron, and hes not saying you are dumb :-)

Aww to be in Badandys shoes to worry about having too much porn LOL.

That like saying you can have to much chocolate or too much sex lol Since 2007

12-16-08  09:24am - 5850 days #5
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For Cybertoad: Let a a princess find him, give him a kiss, turn him into a person and live happily ever after together ... uhh, maybe he'd better hope that it's not a "Fairy" princess.



Dear Pervie Santa,

Can you make that princess, Austin Kincade
and she can kiss me anywhere she likes hahahah ! Since 2007

12-12-08  10:39pm - 5854 days #29
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Originally Posted by IKnoPorn:


True, but "not making assumptions" and using your imagination is so much more fun!

For example, what if Cybertoad is really Raquel Darrian?


If you want to leave her in my sock for Christmas that would be cool too.

PS I write code to so let me know if you need any two cents.
Its been awhile but still think I am pretty good at it :-) Since 2007

12-08-08  10:39pm - 5858 days #25
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Originally Posted by IKnoPorn:


HEY CYBERTOAD!! YOU ROCK DUDE!! (or Dudette - sorry I make no assumptions here ;-)

That movie thumbnailer (mtn) is EXACTLY what I've been looking for! I've been playing with it for the past few minutes, it even makes thumbnails from "dreaded" Quicktime vidoes!! That is SOO COOL!

This has been the one weak link in Porn Commander and now it is totally nailed! I'm so glad I asked, thanks so much!!

Can you tell I'm totally excited?? If not, my avatar should indicate my excitement level at this particular moment.


LOL its Dude,

And lol if your av was any more excited LOL well.

Glad to help, be happy to see teh product awsome.

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12-08-08  10:05am - 5858 days #21
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PS picassa3 has a capture device as well
being google crap is free I am trying to setup something I can do free LOL.
I even thought bout MYSQL stuff or html simple code, just not enought time in the day to even attempt it, Since 2007

12-08-08  09:59am - 5858 days #20
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Originally Posted by IKnoPorn:


Hey Cybertoad, that xplorer2 lite looks like an awesome program! At the very least, that should be something to help others here better organize their collections, looks much better than lousy Windoze Explorer.

In the meantime, one area that would help me alot is, do you know of a small program to generate a thumbnail from a movie file? That's something that Porn Commander is missing, I make links to movie files but it really needs a thumbnail. What's cool about Explorer's video thumbnails, is that it actually goes part way into the movie to make the thumbnail - that way if your video has a title screen or some such nonsense, it skips past that part to give you a meaningful thumbnail. I'm not sure how it does that...


Hmm heres a command line thumbnailer called
movie thumbnailer (mtn) again not sure about putting links but google it.
But being its command line might work perfect ti intergrate.

Still looking
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12-07-08  02:49pm - 5859 days #13
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Ok One of two things I am trying:
using plugin icolorfolder, plus the bonus pack
I am only trying this is xp

It allows looks like 25 possiblitys of folder colors and shapes. Leaving various subfolder wtc.

That will keep the files in order.
the next is to use Picass3 and have it only look for
my videos in those areas and folders it allows you to see names as well.

I am not sure if I can do it quick, but depends on how fast and how well it works.

I never founds and automation but this may sort well.

I am looking at xplorer2 lite to see if I may use it too it has a great preview ,movie area as well as a great sorting system in its own right and a awsome search engine.

I will be intouch as I look to make it east to do.

PS love to get a look at that program if possble, I write code as well and hmm perhaps could suggest some idea.

But want to make sure anything I type here is ok with PU.


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12-06-08  04:14pm - 5860 days #11
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I use XP and I think I may have found a color code easy Idea.

There is a plugin for windows explorer I am looking at I will let you know how it pans out but allows a color code system within the words looks cool oh yea its free and uses the preexisting software . And it requires nothing more then a click of a drop downmenu.

I'll be back ASAP with what happens.


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12-05-08  08:39am - 5862 days Original Post - #1
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I have still about 1 terbyte of very good quality porn thats in all niches not seperated very well. I am lost as how to sort it because I have no clue the models names, and the other variation are great. We are talking about allot of videos.
I have tried looking for video porn collection software but cant find any. so need ideas to start sorting so hard to find the good stuff in that drive.

I have thought of using a grading system but notr sure .

Thanks. Since 2007

12-05-08  08:00am - 5862 days #35
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Originally Posted by sitsat:


While I agree that scores will always be subjective, I really think people should try and stick to the guidelines for ratings, just so they are balanced.


Hmmm I am confused as your post, gives its own opinion as well. I am not picking on your thread, but you started off saying we should all stay on guidlenes but then mention ,money as a guidline. Unless I am missing something your idea is outside what TBP uses on ther own as well.
I again think that the purpose of our reviews is just that our reviews.
What do regular porn joes like and think about the site.

Just my opinion of course. :-) Since 2007

12-03-08  10:27pm - 5863 days #8
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My honest response is .

I have used other resources as I am and old school software designer by trade back in the day of C++.

I could easily do as is sugested, infact I think maybe a few videos linger from days past where I tried that idea.

But, I think giving your buddy a peak at your porn collection or even giving him a few vids is a far cry from ripping sites.
I do not condone either as its very expensive to produce porn and just like music its out there now you have a choice.

Raise the price of porn by getting it illegal or do the right thing and pay for it.

Example, I was partners in a Landscape business also years ago, and we were contracted to clean and entire yard tip top shape we were told they were selling it. After we gave a bid of 2500.00 they accepted and gave a 10% deposit.
We finsihed the job and went to get paid the next day and knowone was there, not a car nothing the place was empty.
It ended up being renters that wanted us to clean up and tben they split after getting their deposit back they timed it well too.

Long story short someone took something from us for nothing.
They figure oh well , we will make it up.

Thats the same thing if you steal porn my friends.

So if you are gonna jerk to something make sure you havent
jerked others around to get it.

Cybertoad. Since 2007

12-03-08  01:03pm - 5863 days #3
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LOL,
Thats cool thanks for sharing :-) Since 2007

12-03-08  11:20am - 5863 days #15
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Originally Posted by messmer:


LOL. I just had to go to look up your age, it seems that most under twenty-five almost insist that the model be shaved and hair is now considered distasteful or, worse yet, a fetish, where only a generation ago shaving was considered to be kinky! Unless you are talking about the act of shaving itself. I haven't come across too many of those in the videos I watch.


Agree,
Yes this is true. I like a trim, not a cut lol.
I mean I do not want to have to break out a weedeater to get to the pond. But I also do not want desert sand in the Sahara either LOL
I am over teh hill and almost under it LOL so
I bush in the hand is worth a bird somewhere, as my mind wondered off into the forest .

What were we talking about? Since 2007

12-03-08  09:50am - 5863 days #14
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I updated for the holidays :-) Since 2007

12-03-08  09:47am - 5863 days #13
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GONZO PORN,
You know, I like this topic because in reality what is real porn supposed to be like ?

Have you ever seen real paid sex?
Prositution is ugly messy and , fuck watching some
over weight guy get his knob polished by a 18 year
old herion addict. Cant be porn.

So obviously its not paying for sex or the fantasy that makes it porn.

So is it the fact we can place ourselves menatlly into the picture ?
Might be, because we get annoyed by the small things in porn videos.
Imagine your having kinky gozno sex and you got some guy talking in your ear LOL. Hmm maybe thats why we get annoyed by guys talking cause the screw it up.

Can you imagine a prostitute waxing your knob why her pimp sits out side teh car coaching her . LOL

So Back to Gonzo,
I have a hard time putting myself into a mental position,
trying to shove my cock out the back side of some girls head while pulling her hair.
Ya, my significant other would so not go for that nor would most.
How about right before slipping the rod I hock a luggie on her pussy. Wooo Hooo thats a huge turn on right ladies ?

Missionary positions in real life lol do not look as glamorous, but nor is the girl pulling her legs behind her head? In reality wouldnt that open her up bigger lessing her sensitivity ? I mean geees looks like there ready to pop out JR sometimes.

I think watching weird sex is interesting, but I get interested enough. Sometimes I laugh.
Some sites make me laugh as they obviously have crossed the line into their own fantasy not the paying member.

But to their own justice some sites just do it right. I like some specific models like Austin Kincaid, Catalina Cruz for example because they seem to have fun and not to much twisted stuff.
But i was watching Austin just the other day taking two on , and she obviously wasnt into it much as she just went through the moves moaning while tryingto appear into it. Like most do.

My take Gonzo is entertaining, and fun to watch.
But I am guessing that down and dirty is what most are looking for. A small amount of foreplay and thats usually good.
Personally I like to see a short strip, rather then just going at it.


My Take

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12-03-08  09:16am - 5864 days Original Post - #1
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FROSTY


Frosty the Porn User
Was a Jolly Well Hung Joe
With a Large Pot Pipe, and Big Bird Nose
And His Cock Hung to Clear To The Snow


Frosty the Porn User
Was Bi and Went Both Ways
He Liked to Blow,
Or Get in In The Woo Hoo Hole
But It Brought Him Right To Life Each Day.


There Must Have Been some Magic
In That Bottle of Viagra He Took.
For When He Took a Handful Of Pills
His Cock Grew 6 Inches Thick.

Oh ...

Frosty the Porn User
Was Alive, and Loved Her On Her Knees.
For When She Went Down ,
He jumped around
And Sang with lots of glee.


Frosty the Porn User
Knew Her Pussy way Hot That Day.
So He Fucked, after she Sucked
And Melted His Cock Away.

So....
Frosty Had some fun but after he shot some cum.
He Had To Say Good Bye
This Day.

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look At Frosty The Dumb Fuck

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Dragging it through the snow.

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
He Used To Have a Dick

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump

Now He Has a Broom...... Stick.


ince my last was enjoyed and I didnt affend everyone lol
her was another enjoy :-)
By Cybertoad 2008 no copyrights reservered
LOL. Since 2007 Edited on Dec 03, 2008, 09:20am

12-02-08  11:14pm - 5864 days Original Post - #1
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Twas the night before PU, and God it was neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner, and momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of the sled,
A sock in his ear and a bra on his head.
Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite,
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.
Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jockies, to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.
His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.
"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay awhile"
He walked to the kitchen for himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.
The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.
A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And six pair of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several more things I shouldn't even mention.
A fuck ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil.
"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."
He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug stuck under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.
In time he was seated, took reigns of his hitch,
Saying, "Take me home, Rudolf. This night's been a bitch!"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about pussy is you can't wear it out!!"
Since 2007 Edited on Dec 02, 2008, 11:17pm

12-02-08  07:46am - 5865 days #7
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Originally Posted by Toadsith:


haha, very nice - it looks like the toad is about to pounce!


I hope to modify this one in a few days to reflect umm a more adult view.
There is actually another thing located under it but had to remove it as it not allowed here on the site. Since 2007

12-02-08  12:40am - 5865 days Original Post - #1
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I have been using this avatar for years , figure time to bring it forth and share.

When wittyguy was picking Avs I thought to bad he didnt see my nasty toad :) Since 2007

12-02-08  12:30am - 5865 days #5
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Truly Awsome .

That all I can say. Since 2007

12-01-08  08:08am - 5866 days #29
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Originally Posted by PinkPanther:


Personally, I can't take price out of the equation when grading a site because a part of grading a site is assessing the value - and if I were to compare 2 sites that had very similar amounts and style of content and 1 had a price that was $10/month higher than the other, you can bet that if I were grading both of them, I would give the less expensive site a higher grade, because it's a better value - and a better value deserves a higher grade, regardless of whether TBP wants to use it in their reviews or not - and I'm not knocking their decision to take it out of their criteria. I'm just not taking it out of mine for the reasons stated.



Hi Pink,
I think you make great sense I agree.

But I am also guessing thats TBP is trying to stay nuetral on there reviews as possible.
Unlike you and I they do not take as much a personal view as much as we do because there is business at stake.
To make the point lets say I make Plasma Tv's and I supply Sears and Walmart, obviously Walmart would be cheaper in selling my TV, but I would never place advertising in saying so my thoughts on them should be of a nuetral point of view. This is not to say they do not take the reviews personal its to say they tend to stay clear from personal thoughts on a site too much in the review process. I have seen it though but its rare. Thats why our reviews are so important as it gives a biased based soly on one review at a at time.
I am sure TBP, has rated a site to find we all are far away from their review. But thats because we are as you say in other words putting our money on the review process.
I think the marrage between the two, being memebers and TBP is awsome. And having and open forum blows me away because they allow thoughts and questions.


It took me awhile to be a member to wonder why $$ wasnt a part of the review process. But I get it now I think.
Nuetrality is TBP to sucess. Cant affend member or site owners if you are nuetral. Since 2007

11-30-08  10:52am - 5866 days #42
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Originally Posted by shooterbo:


THUS, the answer:

2 days ago...quite by accident, the power to the entire system was turned off from the power strip coming out of the wall. I powered everything back up, and....and.....and.....YES! External drive was now recognized!! Talk about "shocked"!!!!
During the weeks of failure, the drive was connected and reconnected, plugged and unplugged several times.....BUT, the pc it is attached to of course...NEVER had power interrupted. I guess all it took was a "jolt" to recover. Go figure.



actually lol, it needed to reset the usb drivers umm thought that was sugested ??? oh well atleast it worked. Since 2007

11-29-08  11:26pm - 5867 days #13
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Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


There is also a personalized real life consierege service for all site members available 24/7.



Now thats service. Since 2007

11-28-08  02:12pm - 5868 days #26
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Originally Posted by IKnoPorn:


Excellent system, Cybertoad! Mind if I make a copy of your checklist and use it to help shape my own reviews? I have my own criteria but never bothered writing it down.



Sure Thing :-)
Help Your Self . Since 2007

11-28-08  12:08pm - 5868 days #23
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Fair enough, re. Abby Winters, that's where subjectivity comes in again. I rated it by its faithfulness to its niche. [/b] true to its niche can sometimes become boring if you stay longer than a month but I still stick by my assessment of it! :-)



Looking at the replies, I am still wondering if others look at price.
Messmer said by the faithful to its niche and I agree. But what if they jacked the price up?

I am not content to leave out pricing enterely.
However it is not part of my scoring just the review.

But heres my rating system ( I actually have one lol )

*************************************************
CYBERTOADS'S SIX TO SEXXY REVIEWS LIST

1. Ease of Site.
Give me a great site I can't get to stuff and it pisses me off.
Rate:= 15%


2.
Make sure its true to what it advertises, they say things like the best HD , the biggest, and then its not what it says, or is misleading.
Rate = 20%

3. No Male Talking / Directors.
Damn it I hate these fuckers talking all the damn time.
When will they get it? Its our fantasy not yours morons.
Until your are watching for voyerism, and we are paying for it shut up.
( mostly because most sites never clue us in until too late )
Rating = 18%

4. Fast site and downloads
I give this a low percentage because I can get around
slow with a download manager.
Rate= 5%

5. Pretty Model, Nice Voice, sexy additude.
This is at the biggest part of my reviews.
Do they give me what I need bottom line.
All the above can be perfect but if they do not feed the
need. then nothing is worth it.
Rate = 40


6. Does the site update often ? or at all.
For me this is a really a do not care kina thing. If they do not update I will cancel after a month its that simple.
I do not rate this hardl at all as it will be my own choice and stupidity to pay for longer if getting nothing.
But is crucial for other to know when joining if they update.
Rate = 2%



I have a check off chart I use to give accurate reviews.
and this percentage rating system, the review part is a 3 part area with check off i made to fit the review.


Cybertoad Since 2007 Edited on Nov 28, 2008, 12:14pm

11-28-08  08:23am - 5869 days #3
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Yea that happens all the time, I just got and invite to join the site again at a lower price lol.
But the price was higher then he discount here LOL. Since 2007

11-28-08  08:12am - 5869 days #20
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Originally Posted by Denner:


Exactly! Well put - I have the same thing - go after the users you normally know are in "your field". And I still think it's fine continueasly (sorry, maybe wrong english) to follow new/newer users with the same interests - I sure have some favorites there, also...users I can thank for turning my eye to (for me)unknown sites....


Also a few trsted users have helped me avoid spending my cash as well as find diamonds. thanks all that do . Since 2007

11-27-08  11:11pm - 5869 days #11
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Fair enough, re. Abby Winters, that's where subjectivity comes in again. I rated it by its faithfulness to its niche. I don't know of any other site with the exception of another Oz site, Girls Out West, whose amateurs look like amateurs. Most other "amateur" sites take the amateurs and then make them up to look like pros. That's one of the reasons why AW got a high mark from me. There were others as well, of course, the lay-out, a very good search engine, an abundance of models. I will grant you that a site that true to its niche can sometimes become boring if you stay longer than a month but I still stick by my assessment of it! :-)



hehehe :-) the beauty ofthis site is exactly that . Since 2007

11-27-08  11:10pm - 5869 days #3
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Originally Posted by Khan:


Here in the US we're celebrating Thanksgiving today. Here's wishing all our users have a safe and happy holiday.


Thanks Khan :-)
Back at ya. Since 2007

11-27-08  04:11pm - 5869 days #3
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Just a small observation. When doing a review you not only have to be fair to the site but also to all the competing sites in a particular niche. That's why two of my ratings were over 90. Both Abby Winters and Girls Out West are the best in their field you have to rate them higher than the many inferior sites in the Amateur niche, even if they are not perfect.


Just had to poke my two cents i here :-)
I actually do not think abby winter was all that great :-)

My point being , that being fair to one site may not be fair to another.

I take only my own point of view in consideration when placing a review. I have taken great inputs on how to go about a review. But why ia m fair the niche and how goo they are only plays a small part for me, i am more concerned how they do what they do.

Again just my input and two cents. Since 2007

11-26-08  01:14pm - 5870 days #19
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Originally Posted by elonlybuster:


You got more than enough RAM and a nice sized hard drive.
I say dual boot the 2, have the best of both worlds

If you HAVE to choose. Vista. Unless you're an avid computer user who does insane things w/ their computer you won't run into the problems people bitch about.


Well to share a tad , I am one of these guys that doesnt like pretty I like workable power. I was one whom loved windows2000 ( not the ME version but the workhorse.) I still have the os and license but it doesnt play games well. I love unix, linux and linspire.
I was born and raised on Dos, writting progs by the time I was 17. And used BBS's
I actually was part of a team whom first created a multi-email system that would check mutible types of msn, yahoo etc all at once in one prog.


So when I got the windows vista mendia edition premium I thought wow.
Well I got all the drivers I needed to make this one a media edition on its own rights.

I am happy and proud to say.
I wont use Vista again, perhaps the next gen.

The bottom line i guess is i like power in my pc.
Logically I should be using a powermac, but my hertitage is build solid in pc's for now but who knows what the future may bring. Since 2007

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