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06-21-16 02:53pm - 3105 days

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I am all in favour of progress like this. Thumbs Up

Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award
Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award
( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/
Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder!

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06-21-16 02:45pm - 3105 days

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My tastes are basically unchanged.

I love the variety of pubic hirsute adornments. Wink

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05-02-16 04:29pm - 3155 days

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Nice to see you back around, Advent. Rock

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05-02-16 04:21pm - 3155 days

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I have all the Total Wars & they still get a look in from time to time.

Currently my main time sponge is XCom 2.

Very moddable & very engaging.

More on topic...

I still play the old Artworx Strip Poker.

It plays a decent game & is a fair challenge.

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03-30-16 02:01pm - 3188 days

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The lovely red head Ryanne.

She has or had a Southern Charms site, been featured at aTK Natural & Hairy & has done a lot of fetish work.

She is one of my all time favourites. Excited

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03-28-16 04:24pm - 3190 days

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CT!

I'm pleased to see you back around, my friend.
That has made my week! Party Hat

I think there will always be a place for still photography, but perhaps not so much in mainstream porn.

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03-03-16 02:14pm - 3215 days

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In my case not gone, just lurking in hope of seeing improvements. Blink

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02-27-16 04:56pm - 3220 days

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Yes, it is a bit of a worry.

We haven't seen Messmer around for a while either.

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01-13-16 03:44pm - 3265 days

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I was never a fan TBH, but he certainly did have charisma.

The world is a little duller without him.

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01-11-16 04:35pm - 3267 days

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Well, you have two questions there, relating to male & female.

For me the answer is the same for both.

I prefer natural growth.

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01-10-16 04:07pm - 3268 days

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Nice to see a few more ladies around here.

I'm sure you will find this a relaxed and civil place to discuss erotica.

Welcome to all our new members. Thumbs Up

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12-27-15 01:46pm - 3282 days

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Originally Posted by pat362:

I don't necessarily fear that I will run out of new porn so much as I fear the kind that I like will one day stop being produced. It's unlikely but since so many sites keep dying left and right and so few take their place that it's still a possibility.

That is pretty well the scenario I have. Disgust

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12-21-15 02:56pm - 3288 days

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Yay!

Let's hear it for the Pocket Rockets! Party Hat

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12-21-15 02:50pm - 3288 days

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Thanks for the acknowledgement, Amanda.

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12-21-15 02:45pm - 3288 days

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IMO the whole thing is a farce anyway.

You see much prettier, natural ladies in every town.

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12-20-15 03:09pm - 3289 days

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Just bumping FAO the new management, in case they are intrigued as to what makes me tick.

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12-20-15 03:02pm - 3289 days

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I'm fine with it.

It seems pretty robust, and it is good at fixing itself when it does throw a tantrum. Smile Big

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12-20-15 02:58pm - 3289 days

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I think that is a shame.

A real end of an era, starting with a bang with Marilyn.

For sure there have been many high spots, but following the start point must have been a challenge.

It would have been nice if they could have continued to provide classy full nude softcore.

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12-20-15 02:51pm - 3289 days

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Originally Posted by Amanda:

OK, I admit it. I haven't seen any Star Wars movies. Not one.

But I have seen Spaceballs a million times. That has to count for something. Wink

With you on that one.

Mel Brooks is brilliant.

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12-20-15 02:42pm - 3289 days

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Originally Posted by RustyJ:

That's cool! I especially like the fact that you only get points for reviews. The previous system encouraged filler comments and stuff.

We'll agree to differ on that.

There are valid contributions other than reviews only.

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12-20-15 02:41pm - 3289 days

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Basing it solely on reviews counts me out from the start.

There are so few sites in my niche that it would get repetitive very quickly.

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12-10-15 03:26pm - 3299 days

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Awaiting the revised format. Wink

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10-21-15 04:25pm - 3349 days

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Well, as I have great difficulty in finding any decent sites in my preferred niche at all, basing it solely on reviews is not going to attract any participation from me.

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10-11-15 04:14pm - 3359 days

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100% should never be given IMO.

There is always scope for improvement.

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10-11-15 04:12pm - 3359 days

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Well..

It is nice to know that the motor is still running anyway! LOL

Thanks for starting this thread. It is good to know something is happening beneath the surface, even if it is largely silent running. Wink

I hope to see more activity here, which would encourage me to visit more often. Yes

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08-14-15 09:56am - 3418 days

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I would suggest just slapping any info on a new thread here.

Easier for everyone, I would have thought.

Hmm

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08-14-15 09:53am - 3418 days

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I for one hope that you continue to drop in, as your input was always welcome.

Even if you won't be wearing your 'Boss' hat. Wink

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07-15-15 04:57pm - 3447 days

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Nice to hear we are to have someone actively gunning for us, Mike.

That is a welcome & positive development. Wink

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07-14-15 03:39pm - 3448 days

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Well, it would be remiss of me not to say something here.

Firstly, I would like to thank Khan for his polite, attentive,measured & effective moderation here.
I hope this low key, friendly & civil approach will continue, as it is that in major part that has made the forum what it is. I also hope that he pops back in from time to time, as his input was always valued.

Secondly, I would like to offer a warm welcome to our new Boss, Amanda. I hope that she will enjoy our company & input.
She will need time to get used to our individual idiosyncrasies, preferences, fetishes & obsessions, but I can assure her, we are all mostly harmless, if a little off-beat at times.

Best regards & good luck to all,

TTFN

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07-08-15 04:07pm - 3454 days

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Have you tried the 'Only' sites?

If lack of full nudity isn't a big deal for you, you might find them interesting.

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07-08-15 04:05pm - 3454 days

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That is very insightful & relevant.

Nice post, TVFR. Thumbs Up

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07-08-15 03:56pm - 3454 days

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Well, that does seem to be a glimmer of light at least.

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07-08-15 03:54pm - 3454 days

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Hang in there, G. Thumbs Up

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07-08-15 03:48pm - 3454 days

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Well, not really a surprise, given the old management's tangental project, which like my friend tangub, really doesn't appeal to me.

I have to say I am quite relieved that this forum especially, will not evaporate into the ether.

I have not posted here much of late, but if there is constructive interest shown by the new management, I will certainly be encouraged to participate more.

I'm hoping things will look up around here soon. Thumbs Up

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03-18-15 03:13pm - 3566 days

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I am so very pleased & relieved to see this! Rock

A most hearty 'Welcome back' , my friend. Thumbs Up

To answer your question, I am sorry to say, I am not aware of anything new in our preferred niche Unsure

More is the pity that most of my regular haunts have disappeared of late.

I am taking solace from my extensive archive! Wink

My best wishes to you & yours for improved health.

Once again. Very glad to see you posting. Yes

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03-18-15 03:01pm - 3566 days

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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.'

Passenger: 'Who?'

Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.

Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.'

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake.

No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

Cabbie: Well,......I never actually met Frank, he died and I married his widow

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02-28-15 02:33pm - 3584 days

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Sad to see the passing of an icon & a genuinely decent, likeable man.

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02-16-15 04:18pm - 3596 days

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Nice to hear from you, my friend.

Sorry to hear of your predicament & I do hope you will be able to get the issue resolved soon, as it sounds uncomfortable at the very least! Oh My

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12-31-14 05:11pm - 3643 days

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Hoping to see an upturn all round really.

We'll see what it brings.

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12-31-14 05:08pm - 3643 days

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A man received the following text from his neighbour.

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess..
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home – but
that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.”

Bob, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and
without a word, shot his wife.

A few moments later, a second text came in, "Damn and blast all automatic spell checkers!" Sorry Bob, the second sentence should have said ‘your Wifi’."

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12-07-14 11:35pm - 3667 days

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Nice to see you back around, my friend. Thumbs Up

CT we know about.

I am still concerned by Messmer's absence though.

Cap'n. Unsure2

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11-06-14 03:32pm - 3698 days

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Even if it did, it would only be US based sites.

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10-11-14 05:47pm - 3724 days

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In the days of limited download speed & storage capacity, I used to edit extensively.

These days I am not so obsessive about it.

If I like the theme of a set, I will download it & perhaps edit at leisure later.

That said I still really prefer a user defined custom zip set function.

Size wise, as long as it looks good on my monitor I am happy.

I don't bother with the really large format download options.

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08-29-14 12:54am - 3768 days

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Don't doubt yourself, G.

Try to focus on the positive & keep on truckin'. Thumbs Up

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08-13-14 10:12am - 3784 days

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A sultry icon from a different age passes. Sad

Sad, but I am pleased she graced us with her presence for so long. Thumbs Up

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08-07-14 10:00am - 3790 days

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On a train from London to Manchester to watch the cricket, an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

�You English are too stuffy.
You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us?
Look at me. . . I'm ME! . . .
I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood and some Aborigine blood.
What do you say to that?�

The Englishman replied, �Awfully sporting of your Mother, old chap!�

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07-31-14 10:31pm - 3796 days

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Too depressing a list to consider for me.

Shake Head

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07-24-14 10:57am - 3804 days

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Two priests decided to go on a Hawaiian vacation.

They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing
anything that would identify them.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some
really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc ...

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and
the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came
walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good
Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and
addressing each of them individually, then she passed on
by .They were both stunned. How in the world did she
know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to
the store and bought even more outrageous outfits ..

These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw
them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs
to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde,
wearing a different coloured topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came
walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, and said

Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk
away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a
minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'

'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do
you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' She replied,

Father, it's me, --- Sister Kathleen ... '

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07-23-14 10:44am - 3805 days

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Your opinion on this very much depends on your personal preferences.

With the progress of technology, digital video is increasingly the predominant medium focussed upon, & undoubtedly it has come on in leaps & bounds.
Regardless of this, it still really doesn't float my boat, so vast swathes of what is available wasn't,isn't & probably never will be on my radar.

Whilst there are still some sites providing decent photoset material, most appear to see it as an adjunct to the video & it doesn't get anywhere near the amount of care, time & attention in preparation it used to receive.

I do still run one subscription, but that is way down on the average of 4 at a time I used to subscribe to in my 'golden era' of porn, which was 5 - 10 years ago.

Suffice to say, I get plenty of pleasure from my extensive archive that I built up during that time. Yes

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07-22-14 03:18pm - 3805 days

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Nothing there for me then.

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