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| 05-01-11 04:30pm - 4984 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
What'a we gonna do with you, messmer? I might have an idea that could solve your long-awaited search problems. Although it could bruse your pride, but what with our thousands of members, many of whom (like me) are dedicated to your forum participation, I submit, collectively, could put an end to your unrequited niche. Of course we'll have to pass this through our beloved chief, but how easy would it be for all of us to chip in with a generous love donation for you to open your own site. Think of it ....master of your own domain. I'd even volunteer to be one of your male stars...that alone should bring in a motherlode of willing starlets. You'll likely have to run this also by the family....but anyway, let us know what you think.  | |
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| 05-01-11 03:36pm - 4984 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I'd like to also add my enthusesiatic appreciation to our Danish friend, for his heart-rendering concern for those of us who're effected by these recent, powerful and devastating storms. For someone that far away to convey the magnitude of compassion Denner is demonstrating here, simply speaks volumes for him, his country, and his compatriots. I'm on the East coast, and although we're close enough to our Inland neighbors to feel some minor effects of these horrible storms, our real nemesis are hurricanes -- which casts a veil of nervous awareness during the late summer months of every year. I've lived through a number of them here in my lifetime, all varying in degrees of intensity, and nothing I could say would discribe the fear of the distructive force that they bring. | |
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| 05-01-11 12:13pm - 4984 days | #34 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, Panther, for adding your thoughts along with the others. Gotta tell'ya....the response from everybody has fortified my held-belief that this site is about as close to being home-away-from-home as one can be.  | |
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| 05-01-11 11:03am - 4984 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Agreed. But this was a random video and not labled nor given a hint as being transexual -- exclusively or in any part shemale. Besides, this guy was dressed completely in sexy women attire and gave no clue as to be of the opposite gender. I've seen enough of these that I could usually spot the difference, but being not fore-warned on this one and the fact the transformational makeup was so well done, then I doubt even most of our seasoned PU members would've guessed. The purpose of this thread is to convey my thoughts of the industry's sophisticated advancements that could be geared to produce this very effect -- And what we can expect (or not expect) from things getting more and more wilder from the porn people. Maybe some of you, too, have actually been fooled by some of these charlatans and just don't know it. Maybe they're testing the perfection of their efforts by putting it out there? They're good at this stuff, guys. So, again... How would you know?  | |
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| 04-30-11 08:21pm - 4984 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
So, I’m watching what appears to be a promising porn video. It’s the usual hardcore variety, serving up a guy and his beautiful partner in the initial stage of what is scripted to be a “fuck scene.” But this isn’t your garden-variety offering. What ignites this particular piece, as well as the after-burners in my groin, is the strikingly sensual form this guy is about to sexually possess. As the foreplay progressed, and piece by piece from this goddesses’ clothes are removed, I’m getting a crescendo of activity going on in Jollyland that’s beginning to activate the sweat glands.  Finally, as the panties comes off and the camera zooms in for a clear view of my anticipated longing…..the unbelievable and surprising reality that my eyes reveled was enough to turn my blood to ice-water. What I’m seeing is an ultra-ugly flaccid penis, right there where pussies are supposed to be.  Now, I gotta say, this embarrassed the hell out of me…even though it was contained in the privacy of my own viewing area.  I’m sure many of you have been fooled -- as was I -- with this skillful deception.. Any thoughts ? | |
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| 04-30-11 01:08am - 4985 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Wow! great to see you back with us... been away awhile myself, but on this brief visit back, having spotted your post, just adds icing on the cake. what's this "gigging" thing? Are you surfaced from the dungeons and now into doing gigs with bands? Impressive to say the least, missyKent. surprises never cease upon learning of your multitude of talents. Does this mean we can also order recordings of your songs, now? Cry your heart out Madonna...cuz here comes Kent's voice of gold.  | |
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| 04-30-11 12:33am - 4985 days | #30 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Hotdam, JB....you've gone an' got me all choked-up here. Now, if you will, bear with me while I try and justify some of your thought-provoking comments: "Assisted living" should've been better definded by my being more specific...that is to say it's planned to come in the form of me building an addition to my daughter's home, into which I'll reside until that time comes wherein I'll have to completely surrender to her care. But So far, the body's machine is still firing on all its cylinders, albeit a tradeoff of a world of pain is required to run it. BTW, you'll make it to 77, and probably well beyond. You're simply too savvy a guy to let it beat you. The Grim-Reaper don't want to mess with da'Berry, anyway. While messmer's still hammering sites for delectable lingerie and mature women, and your's truely the cotton-panty-clad nubiles bumping-grinding and writhing on their backs, at 77 you'll still be loading external storage with deep-throat action. Besides, if and when you come down with something, jus' get on the horn and discuss it with Sis. On the subject of your "spotty" appearence, .... you've gained and earned a respectable presence here at PU....as well as providing us with a uniquely entertaining writing style that sparkles. So how about' it, big-guy? jus' establish regularity and take a seat at the front of the class.  BTW...what's in those little white pills? | |
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| 04-29-11 10:24pm - 4985 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Another interesting thread 'ol buddy....all that an' still maintaining top-banana in your record-breaking berth at posting.  You da'man! Now, Regarding your inquiry.... (Ouote) Anyone with me on this one? Answer: You bet. Does that make sense? Answer: Can't say, but I agree the act is ass-backward. Do you care? Answer: Absolutely....but Only because your keen perceptivity in the art of good porn has brought to our attention that the habit is indeed ass-backward. messmer, with still too much time on his hands: Well, you know what you can do about that? Kill some of that time by putting something more pleasurable in those hands. | |
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| 04-24-11 11:59pm - 4990 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Speaking for myself -- and I think that might include most other older men -- I'd say pretty much shares your taste and preference for younger women, Preferably girls in their late teens. One only has to observe the massave number of web sites whose focus is so heavily weighed on "teens" to conclude that's what we geezers still want. Like you, my taste hasn't changed all that much since I was in my youth. As it is for me now, however, the only "teens" and twenty-somethings that'll ever materlize in my sex-life will develope only in my fantasies -- I would suppose as it was meant to be.  | |
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| 04-24-11 03:08pm - 4991 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
To all fellow members and the excellent staff who keeps this site hummin'.....may this special day bless and serve up the best. Edited on Apr 24, 2011, 06:09pm | |
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| 04-24-11 02:57pm - 4991 days | #25 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Having posted appreciative responses to all those wonderful members who expressed concern for my absence, I hope you'll agree it's only apropos that I bring you up at the "rear" .....a location that brings music to your ears. Ditto, RA.....your piquant "made my day" doubley applies to me. The heart blossoms when people with shared interest, and are of your winning caliber, earnestly expresses such sentiments. After the home-selling blows over, I'll be back with my inane rants and acrimonious rebuttals. So take in the sunshine while it exists.  | |
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| 04-24-11 02:07pm - 4991 days | #24 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks Chief. Always a monumental treat being on the receiving end of your pearls of wisdom. Having said that, might I remind you again that the office of our goverment desperately needs good men of your extraordinary knowledge and talent seated in Washington. Run-run-run. | |
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| 04-24-11 01:49pm - 4991 days | #23 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Much obliged sir denner. Your input is much appreciated. I'd even take it as a compliment if you named one of your prized German Shepard "graymane."  | |
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| 04-24-11 01:37pm - 4991 days | #22 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks for throwing in, elephant. Recognition from a guy who draws the unbelievable number of posts from his threads that you do, almost makes me feel important. | |
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| 04-24-11 01:28pm - 4991 days | #21 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
My hat's off to your incredible father...as well as your loyally brave mum. Few their age could ever boast of such a major undertaking. I'd settle for half an accomplishment of that magnitude. And Thanks for the nice welcome, Capn. Your's, and another PU faithful (pat362) whose comments are always fascinating, jus' makes me love this site that much more.  | |
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| 04-24-11 01:06pm - 4991 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks for the gracious nod, otoh. Let me say that since you've come on board, an added gain has welcomed us all. | |
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| 04-24-11 12:38pm - 4991 days | #19 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
With her ShowBiz tenure well behind her, Mae West still speaks for and relates to we seniors. One of her many gems: "It isn't about the men in my life, it's about the life in my men." And Mae should know. I like to think, sir messmer, badAndy, Mister drooler, as well as my other esteemed porn-lover colleagues, that we're both still meeting that delightful criteria.  | |
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| 04-23-11 06:52pm - 4991 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Many, many thanks, guys for your kind and generous thoughts. I want you all to know that I'm touched beyond words to describe my feelings. Be assured, I've missed this forum camaraderie more than you could know. Like Khan mentioned, health issues has some things to do with my absence... but the main reason is that I'm in the throes of making preparations to put my house on the market. This is clearly no simple task. Coupled with aging faculties unyieldingly bidding my anatomical functions bye-bye, and currently my mortal combat with contractors, has pretty-much chewed up my time, as well as taken a toll on my energy. Home-owner-ship will be giving-way to some sort of assisted-living, but as long as these arthritic fingers can tap the keys, and my computer-doctor still makes house-calls, then I'll still maintain my front-row seat at PU's forum. Thanks again (especially to messmer) I'm truly humbled  | |
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| 03-20-11 10:48pm - 5025 days | #32 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Ahoy Ed? With all due respect for our valued Canadian's comment: To wit: "Everyday clothes with a bra and panties underneath and that's it?" Let me say emphatically , Mr. Ed... to me: "THAT IS IT!" Scratch the blankety-blank hosery and leg-wear and give us more "SKIN." And please stay heavy on the cotton panties. And send the thongs back to Hell, where they came from. And because of this unexpected enlightment, I shall trek on over to your sites and see for myself.  Messmer | |
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| 03-14-11 07:10pm - 5031 days | #14 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Let's not forget about Haiti: (quote) "1. "It may be a blessing in disguise. ... Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other." –Pat Robertson, on the earthquake in Haiti that destroyed the capital and killed tens of thousands of people, Jan. 13, 2010" | |
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| 03-14-11 07:00pm - 5031 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I know that those who didn't at first look the part, seasoning over time in the business ultimately put them there. | |
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| 03-14-11 06:42pm - 5031 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I wonder what Pat Robertson is thinkin'...and might say about all this? | |
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| 03-12-11 02:30pm - 5034 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
For what it's worth, Denner, I dug up a respectable number of clips of Bella on skinVideo. Only videos, though; nothing about her whereabouts. I suppose the other gal you added may be lurking around the sites' huge archive too, I dunno. | |
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| 03-11-11 07:50pm - 5034 days | #159 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
And after the lovely finished pair is joyfully introduced to the world........ Then may I be given the high honor and distinst pleasure of having the first dance? | |
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| 03-08-11 06:43pm - 5037 days | #155 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Could you be a bit more specific, Thou Illustrious One? Harley Street isn't anywhere on my maps.  | |
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| 03-08-11 06:19pm - 5037 days | #154 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
During the late '50s, serving with an Airborne Division at Fort Campbell, KY, a fellow soldier who bunked in my barracks had a mattress completely covered (corner to corner) with life-like mounds of tits. The realism, via feel and sight, was awesome. The poor guy had to secure it with a fabric-locking mechanism to keep it from being stolen. I haven't seen or experienced anything since to compare with it's softness and texture.... except for the real thing, of course.  | |
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| 03-07-11 06:54pm - 5038 days | #151 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
So, messmer, what do you think of strategically positioned boobs implanted on a woman's back? Can you imagine what an erotic innovation of that magnitude would do for "slow-dancing?" | |
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| 03-05-11 08:03am - 5041 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I couldn't agree with you more ... but what you could be failing to grasp is that this thread is simply a spoof on the very thing you're saying here. Don't you see? They (porn-peddlers) are presenting this stuff with the idea and motovation to make us believe it's all spontaneous. It's so damned obvious! WE don't see any disclaimers anywhere, do we? It's blatantly an insult to ones' intelligence, and for that, among other reasons, somebody ought to throw in a dig once and a while. This thread is clear and simple....it conveys what might likely occur if the same interview was conducted realistically and wasn't prearranged. | |
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| 03-04-11 02:40pm - 5042 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Knock-knock… The door opens. “Hi, my name’s Elaine, an’ I’m here to answer your ad for an actress and a model.” Interviewer: “Why yes, come right on in ...My name‘s Ben, an I‘m the one here who’ll be doing the interview.” Looking around for who else might be present, Elaine is thinking: “well, duh ... that’s reasonable to assume, unless there’s others hiding in the closets. “If you’ll just follow me to my office, Elaine, We’ll get started by first getting some information and conducting an interview.” Still, inquisitive, Elaine is asking herself “what the hell else would start first?” Elaine is lead into Ben’s bedroom, which Ben quickly explains serves as an office, studio , and props for photography and videoing on sight. Elaine is now becoming suspicious, as she‘s invited to be seated on the only places that would accommodate her comfort --- a small couch or the bed. “My, my, darlin’ aren’t you the pretty one,” begins Ben, ‘I can see great things developing from your start here today.” (which instantly sends signals to Elaine’s left-front cranial lobe that dictates modeling isn’t all that’s on this guy’s mind.) Ben opens the questioning: “You’re 18 years old, just out of High School, and hankering to get into modeling -- and very conceivably into movies, am I right?” Eh, yeah, frowns Elaine in responding -- but what’s all this photography equipment doing in here, don’t you have a studio, somewhere? “No, Sweetie, we do it all right here” Ben proudly announces. “We?” questions Elaine. “ Eh, well, sometimes I’ll need another cameraman to help or take over completing the action." “You see, I’ll be in some of those pics and videos, myself, and on those occasions, well, you know, I can’t hold the camera and be a part of the scene too, that is while I'm doing what I have to do.” “What will you be doing” asks Elaine, as her eyes continue to scan the room. “Uhmmm, I must tell you right off, darlin’ that there are sacrifices one must make, and some things one might find objectionable to get into the entertainment world, and therein reaps its great bounty." Ben’s now on a roll, and he knows he has to unload his full arsenal, and do it quick and effectively lest his prey escape out the door. “My, but you have such a beautiful face! an’ what a heavenly pair buns... Mamma-Mia! An’ those budding tits, I think you’re in like Flint, Gal. Can you remove your blouse and bra so I can get a gander at those perky boobs? And would you drop those jeans so I can get an angle take on that incredible ass?” “An’ while you’re doing that would you .....hey, wait a minute! Where’re you going? You can’t leave, “We ain’t through with the interview. I’m gonna make you a star! Don’t you want to get into show-business?" Elaine turns around as she opens the front door, “If you’re looking for someone to just fuck, then may I suggest you do it to someone you really love………in other words, GO FUCK YOURSELF!” | |
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| 02-26-11 04:48pm - 5047 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
First trying to learn computer basics on the DOS system proved to be a monumental desaster -- almost turning me off computers completely; Then, thankfully, along came Microsoft Windows. Had my first computer set up in the late '90s (didn't know a kb from a mb, and too afraid to do any exploring lest the damned tower might explode). Of The few tips left to me by a helpful technician, the one that stuck was "don't be so scared of it, Over time things will come to you and you'll gather more confidence. He was right. Finally, I'd found an escape from renting and buying porn locally and via snail-mail.... and through the only medium available at the time, a dial-up with CompuServe began my adventure on the Internet.... an' what a ride it's been, especially with the onset of Cable. Guba (later becoming Skin Video) was my first launch into a porn pay-sight, to which I've maintained membership to this day. Later came Video Box, which, along with the others over the years, fell by the wayside. Didn't mean to turn this into my personal computer introduction and biography on Porn, but I jus' couldn't stop once I got started. | |
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| 02-21-11 04:11pm - 5053 days | #264 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Having been a long time member of SkinVideo, I get generous samples of content from many of the popular sites, as well as some that aren't so popular ... That, among other reasons being the case, I regret not being as active as my fellow PU brothers signing on and contributing more reviews ..... although assuredly, every paysite that I have joined was given a review from me and posted here. Depending upon it's appeal and good-standing amongst PU members, I'm hopeful of stepping up memberships on some of PU's listed sites this year..... From which I'll look forward to giving a review. The impetus which bought this forth is my heartfelt gratitude to those of you who devoted your time and effort giving me and fellow members honest and informative thoughts on sites you've visited. You've saved us time and money and, more importantly, given us a peak into a product otherwise we'd venture blindly into. | |
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| 02-16-11 11:12pm - 5057 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, Squirrel and MBAYA for your positive thoughts. I've edited the post somewhat in hopes it'll draw more attention. | |
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| 02-15-11 06:21pm - 5058 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I have a registery cleaner called Reviversoft, which pops up at every boot and provides a full but brief sweep of my registery. It finds hundreds of errors, and gives me a complete list identifying each -- which then will ask if I want to repair these errors. My registery errors showing up on these scans are always something called "empty registery keys." And so far have repaired over 5000 of these named errors. To be honest, though denner, dispite the appearance of this registry manager's hard work in keeping my registry clean, I ain't visually noticing any dramatic results ...albeit neither of the others I've ever had in the past has either. I'm not really qualified to recommend these registery programs, but will say I haven't experieced any crashes or blue screens ( this after updating from vista to series 7 home edition). Anyway, I wish you well in whatever decision you ultimately make.  | |
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| 02-15-11 01:45pm - 5059 days | #90 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
If thats all you can afford, toyfancier, indeed why not. I'm sure MK will take charity cases. | |
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| 02-14-11 09:01pm - 5059 days | #88 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Sure beats messin' with buildings and takin' a lotta crap from airhead-male-chauvinist-anti-feminist-goons, aye? I'm downright thrilled things are working out so well for you, MK..and In my mind I might be as excited as you are! If it were that I was close enough, I'd bring over and pop-open my treasured 40+year-old bottle of champagne, of which I've been keeping over the years for a fit enough occasion. An' by-golly, this would indubitably qualify!! And if we're lucky, the aphrodisiac properties that's multipilied and flourished within this rare nector over the years takes effect, then attendees could conceivably get some fierce action going wherein we'd be firing up the cameras. Edited on Feb 15, 2011, 01:50pm | |
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| 02-14-11 04:40pm - 5059 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Think of it as a wake-up call, admiral.....cuz if you think she got a bit miffed this time, one shutters to think of the consequences if it happens on her Birthday ....or, God forbid, a wedding anniversary. | |
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| 02-14-11 01:28pm - 5060 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Always Nice to be acknowledged on those special days, Chief. And a warm thanks for sharing, and hopefully conveying an example of how special romantic attention on Valentine's Day will add even more sunshine on our ladies' lives. | |
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| 02-12-11 06:49pm - 5061 days | #85 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
"The worst that could happen if the site goes down, is I will sell or lease the sets... so no biggies guys honest!!" If this picture sample is a demo of things to come, MK.... I don't think you have to worry too much about anything "going down" -- especially if your membership base gets off the ground and starts building. In retrospect, I think Capn said it here best in his last post: "That kind of shot works fully clothed, part clothed or nekkid." This model definitely compliments what she's wearing, and kudos are in order for the photographer and/or the one who orchestrated everything about the layout of this picture. Noted: Her Stockings (if a must) does favorably stop short of covering too much thigh ... a vital erotic region. Her legs are closed just enough to wet the appetite of viewers to want more. Partly reclined, but hopefully taking on fully reclined positions as the sets progress. Great metered full-body angle shot.... denoting more of the same, with varied positions. I could go on, but this is enough to get my message across. | |
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| 02-12-11 02:50pm - 5062 days | #81 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
From number one to ten.... she's a resounding eight. When all the clothes come off....the additional number two is on it's way.  | |
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| 02-11-11 01:58pm - 5063 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
So, Mr. Hannie, you want one of our boys here to fuck your lovely wife's brains out, is that right? Oh, yes, says Mr. Hannie, and I'm anxious to get started. First things first. What gave you the idea to do this, Mr. Hannie?" Well, I saw it being done on the Internet and figured Wow! this would be the perfect fix for me an' my Flossie, here; And by-golly, that's the kinda thing I think we need to put more kick into our sex life, so here I am. When do you suppose we can get started? Well, first, Mr. Hannie, there's some papers here we need to get signed, after which we're ready to go. By the way, you realize, of course, our man is going to do things with Flossie that might offend you; Are you OK with that? Sure, man, that's just fine with me. Where is this guy, anyway? Do I first get to meet him ...I mean the guy who's gonna be doing this sex thing with my Flossie? But of course, Mr. Hannie." BRUNO? are you ready in there?" "Affirmative and ready to go" comes the answer from an adjoining room. OK, Flossie, just make yourself comfortable on that bed, and you, Mr. Hannie, sit quietly over there in the corner where you'll get a good view of everything." Enter Bruno: Tall, muscular, tanned, sculptured facial features, smiling salaciously through his gleaming white choppers as he nods to Mr. Hannie on his way straight for the bed. Meanwhile, Mr. Hannie is suddenly struck with the unpleasant notion he's now but a faceless observer occupying a corner space of the room. Flossie, on the other hand, is almost comatose at the sight and realization she's about to be ravished by this Herculean Adonis. Timidity, along with marriage vows, takes flight right out the window. Bruno wastes no time. He's all over Flossie like white on rice -- during which Flossie falls into a complete state of surrender. Bruno's tongue is now doing to Flossie's genitalia what Hannie had always eschewed in the bedroom, and Hannie's quite uncomfortable with her obvious delight. "Eh, Mr. Bruno", Hannie quizzingly speaks up. "You aren't gonna have her do that on you, are you?" "Of course I am, sir....it's part of the package." As Bruno's huge cock surfaces, making haste to the soft chamber of Flossie's beckoning mouth, Hannie is squirming uneasily in his chair. The fact she's going at it with such panting enthusiasm has the chair now perilously resting on one leg. Hannie tries to get Flossie's attention, but obviously she can't talk with a full mouth. After vigorious foreplay, Bruno's copulated with Flossie in every position, during which she's had multiple orgasms and going out of her mind with never-before sexual ecstasy. Meanwhile, the carpet is showing wear by the pounding it's taking from the relentless pacing from Flossie's husband. He's confused, this was supposed to arouse him, not send him into a jealous frenzy. The camera's attention is now focused only on the now full command of Bruno's power over this willing and rapt recipient, his powerful thrusts initiating a wild writhing and responding series of pelvic archs, as the heightening sound of Flossie's sighs and moans fill the room. Hannie, facing the floor, hands cupped over his ears, steps up the pacing as tears well up in his tightly closed eyes. Finally, Hannie, from his corner of the room, begins urging this herculean dyamo to cease and abandon any further sexual activity ... but Bruno isn't listening cause Bruno's immersed in the final stage of the action: THE FACIAL! Cognizant of this, Hannie rushes to the bedside and loudly bemoans his decision to have agreed to this Scene and appeals to Bruno to withhold cumming in her face. Bruno obliges ....by diverting the cum-splat directly into the face of motor-mouth-Hannie, still twaddling away as cum is dripping down his chin. This is my concept of how those husband-bring-your-wife-to-be-fucked scenes ought to be done. The studios might not agree, but maybe they should; makes more sense than their currently corny adaptations. Edited on Feb 16, 2011, 10:52pm | |
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| 02-10-11 07:18pm - 5063 days | #425 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Don't usually hang around these here parts, but seeing's MK just posted, I got a little curious about what a skilled dominatrix had to say about a form of entertainment outside the Porn Arena, so I ambled on over. Ain't one to burst bubbles, but MK, of all people, should know what heavy makeup can do to enhance the overall appearence of these "Hot, Hot, Hot cinema-babe-magnet-super-hero pretty-boys. Not to mention his body-doubles... who's takin' all the hits and performing the fancy acrobatics that portrays this guy's super-human acts of strength and mental agility, (while the star's sittin' on his ass away from the action.) It's rather ironic, because with the snap of a finger, the flamin' MK beauty can have REAL MEN (with all the right stuff) lined up outside her door. Buy hey, it's an action-packed-pretty-boy movie, for crying out loud..... MK deserves to break-away an' indulge her fantasies once an' a while ...jus' like many of us do almost perpetually.  | |
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| 02-09-11 05:18pm - 5064 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, Chief, for resuscitating this DOA from a sure trip to our forum burial grounds.  | |
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| 02-07-11 08:49pm - 5066 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
With all the recent AllStar hype takin' front-an-center-stage this weekend, I found myself hearkening back to my old High School football days. Our coach must'a thought we were gettin' lots of nookie or, more accurately, doing what boys do at that age > besotted with flogging our logs. This guy simply wouldn't let up on us with his vociferous and constant refrain about the taboos and draining effect this would have on our performance before games. He would go on until he was red in the face. I never found out if he was right or not, having succumbed via mental visions of the cheerleaders going through their routines on the sidelines. As for it's effect on our performance, I played lousy whether I wanked or not. Of course, even then as a youth, I didn't care nor did I believe it; And I still don't. But, would you believe, the general consensus among many athletic coaches to this day still hold on to that belief. Your thoughts on this matter would be welcomed. | |
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| 02-06-11 11:29am - 5068 days | #68 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
There you have it, LadyKent. Another gem from one of the masters; Messmer knows his porn, and he possesses a keen insight also into basically what we all have a yen for. | |
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| 02-06-11 11:14am - 5068 days | #66 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thrilled to see that you're off-an-running, LadyKent. And a hardy salute to you, Capn, for sharing your technical expertise to benefit this lovey lady's progress .... and, of course, all the others here at PU who've cast their well wishes. We all need to keep in mind that this lady is launching this site, in large part, to give us what we've been asking for..... this project is a leap of faith almost solely on the strengh of what she's gathered from we here at Porn Users. PLEASE! lets not let her down. BTW, MeLady......Recling means Being in a horizontal position ..... which is where I, personally, like to see the action. The flatter she is on her back, the better. | |
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| 02-04-11 06:46pm - 5069 days | #25 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Quite an impressive resume, anyonebutme ..... too bad you aren't set up right around my corner, wherein you could get your hands on my computer problem .... because there's nothing more, in my all-consuming love affair with my computer, do I want more than to be absolutely proven wrong about my suspicions. I know the behavior of this baby like the back of my hand ... and I can truthfully say to you that it's functioning now is far removed from that of the earlier months after it was purchased....and before that so-called microsoft tech marched in on a remote-pass, assumed ownership and began moving stuff around. But, again.....my heart-felt thanks for your input. BTW..... nice to have an in-house computer expert with whom we can communicate these kinds of things. | |
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| 02-04-11 05:22pm - 5069 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Not odd.... just one of the few ways to shut a woman up! | |
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| 02-04-11 01:04am - 5070 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Well, Yariana, that's a pretty hefty package of wake-up news. Admittedly, a debate much too heavy for me wade into. I will credit myself, however, to have opened the door for this (your) very insightful and thought-provoking post. I suspect it'll raise the brows of just about all who read it.  | |
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| 02-04-11 12:33am - 5070 days | #17 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Many thanks for taking an interest in my problem. It will interest you to know I replaced (cable server-provider McAfee) with the full Kespersky package ... which I've had and upated for well over a year. To tell you the truth, I have a love-hate relationship with Kespersky. I love it's broad array of protective features, (you'll say this is paranoia) But I suspect the demons who've taken over my computer is manipulating the program ...especially the firewall. Not only that, but two infections that hit my computer completely disable the whole program. I had to completely re-install it off it's website. Even as I'm typing this, my modem is clicking away.... the same sound I hear when I'm downloading. You appear to be pretty savvy with your offering relating to software issues... And I'm actually thrilled you've brought up these suggestions.... but considering the nature of my battle with this situation, you'll forgive me ,I trust, if I have to appeal to you to do a little better to make me a believer.  | |
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| 02-03-11 10:49pm - 5070 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I read a news report that stated, technically, the United States could do the same thing Egypt did to block internet access. It said the government would have to call four or five top internet providers and order them to disrupt Border Gateway Protocols in a way that shut down the majority of American internet traffic. Still others said the government would have to deal with the country's thousands of internet providers in order to fully clamp down on internet access, which would be logistically difficult. But experts said that's unlikely to happen. (well, I'm no expert, but DUH!) Somebody spoke of the internet as if it were a giant, adaptable worm. He said the funny thing about the internet is even if you break it in half, the two halves will function as [separate] internets.  | |
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