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08-23-11  09:13pm - 4870 days #94
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Fast-forward 25 to 30 years:
Remembering that moment of grandiose Spontaneity, yeilding to those multiple needle pricks wherein inking that soft, youthful skin with an image thought cool at the time --
is now but a hideous reminder that'll greet you each day for the rest of your life.

08-23-11  02:49pm - 4870 days #10
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An applaudable feat indeed, Sir atrapat ....Further, I'd say 'tis a crowning tier worthy of Porn User Knighthood.


08-21-11  05:12pm - 4872 days #15
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I think I read somewhere that Hugh Hefner turned over the entire Playboy empire to his daughter.....and it appears she's been running things for quite some time.
I guess now, since the ball is in her court, any shortcomings or failures are destined to be on her shoulders.

08-14-11  12:28am - 4879 days #10
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


My only problem is how would I ever be able to play WOW on that setup?


Ahoy, mister jberry.....How 'bout sharing "WOW!" with the old man? I need new stuff to fill the voids.

In all due consideration to BadMrFrosty's excellent commentary and superb outlay to something we'd all benefit from knowing.....alas....count me in with lk2fireone.
only I'm taking another avenue I'm better at.... drop back and punt.

08-13-11  10:44pm - 4879 days Original Post - #1
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Khan: step out of line and sure as sunrise the perpetrator can expect a timely visit, arriving as a simple corrective all the way up to a tactful censure -- But always with the finesse of a consummate professional.
On the other hand, If it comes to the chief’s attention a member is falling on misfortune, he’s right there. He goes all out, offering words of comfort and a genuinely earnest concern for a resolution and the betterment of whatever woes besets that individual.

When it comes to this site’s regulars, he’s right up there in the league with Jewish Mothers.

An example can be cited from my own recent experience involving some existing, serious health problems effecting my participating in our forum, about which, thoughtfully, elicited Khan’s condolences (seemingly conveyed on a personal level).
And we’ve all seen his compassion at work for many others among us who benefited from his avail.
He’ll move mountains to find answers for members who’ve come to an impasse.

On those occasions marking special times of the year, we‘re always greeted with his reminder and well wishes.

Do we ever notice how productive he’s been, willingly providing us with resourceful links, as well as other avenues to our needs and inquiries?

The list goes on, but in summation ………
It just seems this man is dedicated to providing a heartfelt, unvarnished approach to the satisfaction and needs of Porn User members.

Albeit the tip of the Iceberg, for his services, this is the way I see it, guys and gals..... And I've the feeling I have the consensus of my fellow Porn Users.

07-31-11  05:04pm - 4893 days #14
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Originally Posted by Khan:


Actually, it was noticed ... I was just checking your last login yesterday.



Thanks for the kind words, Khan, messmer.....you guys are always reassuring, and certainly a big part of what makes this site the premier of it's kind.
Add This timely, brilliant contribution Pat and other dedicated members have made here... and we have the creme de la creme on the plates of us all.

07-31-11  04:20pm - 4893 days #9
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I couldn't agree more. And this theme always brings to mind the following....to wit:

Who, or what the hell would they blame this non-sense on if Porn wasn't around?
If it were to go away, would we see a dramatic drop in sexual crimes? I think not....nor do I think most reasonabley endowed individuals would think otherwise.
Drooler is clearly and absolutely correct ..... It's a trait inbred in those with a proclivivity to commit such crimes, and reported by reliable sources to have little or nothing to do with an association with porn.
One only has to follow the thoughts presented in this forum to make their way to that conclusion. Edited on Jul 31, 2011, 04:29pm

07-31-11  03:33pm - 4893 days #3
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"None are so blind as those who just can't see."

This simply smacks of the blind instigators of this issue attempting to proselyte a cause they know too little about, but with full intentions to booster their moral position with the blind who're gullible enough to welcome such crap.

07-31-11  03:02pm - 4893 days #9
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A belated congrats, Pat. Would'a responded earlier but my computer's been away for awhile with my technician undergoing major surgery...as well as my still wrestling with the ongoing problems of preparations to move.
Hence my absence of late ---- not ( I'm guessing ) that it was all that noticed.

07-08-11  12:16pm - 4916 days #13
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As usual, I'm still waving banners on these issues you bring up, fella.
Much of what's bugging you here have been rocks in my shoes, too. By now we know Our views on the wide range of stuff breezing throuh this forum are pretty much the same..... so lets hope the winds of change will soon blow in our direction.

07-08-11  11:12am - 4916 days #26
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This doesn't answer your inquiry, but since you're so infatuated with this porn ledgion, I dug out about a dozen clips of her to see what I've been missing.
Many of the vids were products of Brazzers; all were hardcore and they clearly appeared she enjoyed her work.
The clips followed her from her supposed introduction into porn at the age of eighteen (I believe that was eighteen.com)
She lacked the beauty one usually sees in popular porn stars, but those big (basset-hound)eyes and giddy personality -- not to mention million-dollar gams and hooters that would backslide even the staunchest Bible-thumpers, and probaly disrobe any "men-of-the-cloth" who ventures into her territory.

Anyway, she's now joined some of my other favorites, and occupies a coveted spot in my vid-vault.

07-08-11  10:00am - 4916 days #5
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Thanks,Capn, mbaya, messmer, and especially squirrl, whose opinions on the traffic coming into this forum are so keen and logically practical.
As always, whether these three respondents are creating threads or responding to them, one can expect straight-forward and incisive commentary from each.

07-07-11  02:38am - 4917 days Original Post - #1
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Remember the expression “talking heads“? The porn think-tank have now awaken that concept with their own creation which, for the sake of simplicity, I shall refer to as “talking faces.”

For the enlightened porn aficionados among us who have gotten to this point, I’m sure, so far, they already know where I’m going with this.

Recently, I had a one-way cyber-viewing confab with a gal I brought up on a site to which I subscribe that caters to a variety of niches. I say one-way because -- although the gal carried on as if we were face to face -- she did all the talking and miming ... Stopping only briefly to take in air.

For about ten minutes, she’s up close an’ personal, her face dominating my screen stretching to all four corners telling me what she wants me to do to her, all the while projecting seductive facial movements -- particularly with her mouth -- Which includes, of course, the proverbial finger-in-mouth routine that’s forced-fed us by almost every current solo video scene coming down the pike.....A pervasive time wasting add-on, scene-stealer, and a consummate misguided act of stupidity that reaches galactic proportions.
I predict this seemingly new innovative drivel will take deeper root and move right on up there in popularity with this (said) dreadful FINGER SUCKING phenomenon. Comparably, I’d be remiss failing to address the astonishingly detailed close-ups by this cameraman, whose lens even captured the Amalgam filling in her back molars.
All this, and a smattering of some other unique facial and verbal treats, did actually pique my interest, and I guess (in my youth) would’ve awaken a generous measure of stimulus. But, from my present perspective, it simply looks Looney.

Response from our versed, savvy and always revered PU rant specialists, as well as our site pacifists, would, as usual, be welcomed.

07-07-11  02:01am - 4917 days #4
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Originally Posted by devmsr:


so is this a real site? or just a hypothetical? or are you referring to rk'? i apologize for not being able to figure out what you were reffering to..


LOL....... No, devmsr, just something I made up using the fodder I gathered from various sites depicting these kind of scenarios.
If you go back to some of my earlier threads, there are other stories based on my opinions I've did on similar porn developers and purveyors.

Thanks for your response.

06-23-11  01:30am - 4931 days #12
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Ditto from here,too, Rusty.
Well done and congrats on achieving one of PU's most honorable accomplishment.

06-23-11  01:16am - 4931 days #14
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Bummer!
It's really hard for me to grasp that a bunch of bureaucratic axeholes can, would, or will do such a thing.

I'm simply nonplused, and very sad for you that this dreadful thing's happened --- and I join the others expressing my sincere wish that All this will quickly blow over and you're back with us very soon.
Geeez.....This news certainly gives me new and greater appreciation for my internet service.

06-14-11  11:31pm - 4939 days #9
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Nope! Visual appeal is king. In my youth, I recall walking away from sex because the gal had a minor flaw or otherwise came up short on sex appeal.
Today, the role is reversed. My standards have dramatically relaxed but so have my choices. .... In fact, based on my current track-record, It's doubtful in this remaining lifetime, (even with a fist-full of cash) a choice of any kind will come close enouth to again actually give me that luxury .

06-13-11  05:21pm - 4941 days #346
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Originally Posted by Khan:


Some non-nude sites are ok, others not so much. It's a case-by-case call from our editors.

In this case, yes, the site has been added. You may enter your remarks at:
https://www.pornusers.com/review/famegirls/

We'll look forward to seeing your review.


Thank you soooo much Chief! Few purchased sites I'll visit more than twice, but this one broke the mold. I was hooked.
You can bet a review will be forthcoming.

06-11-11  08:56pm - 4943 days #344
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Do we accept sites that are porn but Non-Nude?

fame-girls most famous models on the net

06-11-11  05:05pm - 4943 days #3
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Originally Posted by slutty:


Different strokes for different folks, sexual incompatibility isn't all that uncommon on either end. Seems sort of obvious that both men and women need to make an effort to maintain themselves. While its unreasonable to expect your lady/man to look like they did when they were 21, it is perfectly reasonable to expect them to make an effort.

If someone doesn't know how to satisfy you, explain what they should do. If you don't have the balls/clit(?) to have this conversation you probably need to grow one or two. If they get offended, DTMFA.

I hope this type of problem will go away with the next few generations that are more willing to discuss such things openly and honestly.


Thanks for your thoughts, slutty.

06-11-11  04:35pm - 4943 days #10
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Seems I've logged in a little too late, Sir messmer, to have had the privilege of being amongst our noteworthy regulars offering congratulatons.
But Just let me echo those deserving remarks bestowed to you by the others, and add that you're far more than a productive reviewer and indispensable presence to our forum.

Your wit, charm, intellect, command and presentation of the written word simply sparkles.
I can't imagine this site not having you around.

06-10-11  06:18pm - 4944 days Original Post - #1
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I was just thinking about those time-honored marriages that still have that wedding-night fire.
There are indeed husbands out there who do still have that depth of positive sexual affection for his Lady -- and he has my highest level of respect.
But for varied reasons, generally married men�s sexual interest and frequency with his wife drops rather dramatically over a course of time (which is likely little news to most of you)
Although it's no secret women's appetite for sex appears to fall well below that of males, they still take this advent quite seriously.

Testimonials from deprived wives are sad and others rather humorous:
Cathy, married six months, complains her husband went into depression over his son's lack of affection ...hence, sex comes to a screeching halt.

Sylvia concluded her mate's problem stems from testosterone levels being too low. He mopes and secludes himself locked in his study.
Do I get an amen that he has a secret stash embedded there?

No surprise here: Mark's interest in sex nose-dived after his wife gained 55 pounds in the first year of his marriage -- stuffing herself with three high-fat meals a day. Then, apparently justifying Marks sexual departure, packed on another 150 pounds with no end in site.

Another dissatisfied wife calls her dilemma a "shoulder kind of sex" (whatever that is).

Then, of course, there's always the wife who blames her lack of interest on Old faithful:
"he doesn't know how to satisfy me." This is gotta grind at a guy's ego.

The stories go on and on and get more bizarre as they continue.
(A condition, BTW, I'll spare you enduring by now putting this thread to rest)

BTW....
A hot-selling book on this subject is making waves in some forums dwelling on this subject:

"The sex-starved wife: What to do when he's lost desire"
Author: Michele Weiner Davis
Edited on Jun 11, 2011, 04:50pm

06-04-11  08:25pm - 4950 days #4
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Top of the day, sir messmer.

Unfortunately, I can't direct you to the magic bullet.
But How I handle this problem is exactly what Slutty has stated: Wipe out and Reinstall your operating system.
Of course you want to have your files backed up, but what I like about this process is that you have the villins back against the wall ....and your resources to mow them down, like the vermin they are, are at your mercy and a mare click away.

If you haven't tried, it might be a good idea to follow Slutty's inquiry about booting into safe mode. Mess around there for a while and see if a miracle occurs.

Slutty makes another good point: A mean gremlin might've creeped into your startup. Run msconfig and search for uninvited invaders.

I feel your pain, partner. been there myself. Also currently wrestling with suspected keyloggers and hackers.
My virus program is toast, as well as leaving roots that I've yet to find a remedy or means to remove.... thereby preventing any other virus program to download.

06-04-11  07:38pm - 4950 days #2
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Welcome to our world, Jay. Glad to have you on board.

Based on your request, I'm confidant you'll get some positive feedback, esp. from some of our active members.
However, may I suggest you check out some of the multitude of reviews associated with our members -- as well as a trove of comprehensive reports and listing from our The Best of Porn.

Although it might be a bit tame for your liking, but One of the best sites (from the UK) I've encountered was

Satinsexysilkfun -- of which I posted a review.

06-04-11  04:05pm - 4950 days Original Post - #1
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Studs Brogan and Balling McCoy are in the porn business. They got there simply because of being shot-down so much at Bars, and facing the humiliation of rejection from women who spurned their awkward efforts to win their attention.
Being avid porn-watchers, the horny two guys hatched the idea from the internet that might open the pathway they yearned for to unlimited sex. They would become Pornographers and open their own site.
To help their cause, they would work on developing some worldly savvy and shed some of their red-neck persona.

They began by hurriedly setting up an in-home studio and going in together buying Video and photo
paraphernalia -- During which They researched whatever information they could on how to get started.


Fast-forward one year:

Balling and Studs have done very well. The innate shy, Good-ole-Boy image has now give way to a robustly forceful confidence -- that now challenges the inhibitions of even the most prudish of women.

Seated together in their specially equipped Van, cameras strategically placed, it’s another day and Balling and Studs and are off an’ running -- on the prowl for another score.

Like with all the other mobile-porn-pussy-snatchers, opportunities never leave their laps. Their next seemingly oblivious prey always pop-up, and, after a brief confab, have no qualms about hoppin’ into their passion-wagon, where, within a reasonable short time, the cameras are rolling and the action begins.

Balling and Studs never seem to run out of luck, a lovely young lassie sporting a mini-skirt is spotted and they’re off.
“Hi there! My associate and I couldn’t help notice how beautiful you are. We’re film-makers, and It’s not often we come across a subject with the fine features you appear to possess.” (After the usual small talk and introductions, Balling is now getting down to business.)

“Would you be willing to ride with us to our studio, where we’re better set up for testing and fitting you into a part in our films.?”

Where or Whatever the girl’s plans and destination are before Balling, or similar porn shutter-bugs who’re scoping for pussy showed up, seems to always be lost somewhere in forgotteness.

Once the girl’s inside Balling’s mobile pussy-chamber, the trap door falls.

So?
See how easy it is, fellow Porn Users? Even two guys who’re as IQ challenged as our protagonists are here, they’ve grasped the golden key that opens their pocketbook and unlocks sexual nirvana.


The message?

Whether realtime, spontaneous or contrived -- No matter how good or lousy these guys are at trying to make us believe all this is on the level........ I ain’t buying.

05-26-11  07:34am - 4959 days #115
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Originally Posted by mistresskent:


He he...

Guys, there have been other personal things going on, not problems, just gigs and performances all over the place,

As soon as I can settle down to it, I will!!!



"Come-now" oh gifted one. Isn't this really about your new found, extra-occupational extravaganzanta ... namely, titillating the auditory senses and warming the hearts of Cabaret dwellers everywhere within range of your melodically euphonious singing voice -- the sonorous quality of which, I'm betting, would warrant boarding a TransAtlantic flight to catch your act. I'm including, of course, the bonus of seeing those incredibley lovely pair of hooters bounce around while you're belting out a show-stopper.

Bottom line......porn goes on the back burner.

05-25-11  01:43pm - 4960 days #3
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Can't help you with Lorna Morgan...... But I'll jump in here to say its a refreshing treat seeing your return.

05-25-11  01:29pm - 4960 days #16
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


Lighten up, moonbyrd. We're just having a bit of fun and a laugh. Not all of us take our 'hobby' as seriously as some others.


And "fun an' laughter" it is......
Your retort: "can I get a side of boogers" had me in stitches.

05-25-11  01:12pm - 4960 days #10
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Originally Posted by Denner:


Found this:

http://www.cbn.com/cbnnews/world/2010/Au...Warning-to-the-West/

(watch that vid)

Another btw/question: What kind of newsmedia is CBN (apart from being Christian, of course)?


Thanks, Denner, for that eye-opening link. Frighting stuff.
I went lite this time on Islamization, because having earlier unload a scathing arsenal against it (responding to the stoning of a young woman) I got a resulting unexpected volley of opposing flak.
Your contribution here, however, has put my thinking in restore-mode.

CBN? Never watch it. I try to keep a safe distance from its founder Pat Robertson "the chosen one" -- who wants me to believe he has private fireside chats with the Almighty.

05-24-11  03:17pm - 4961 days #7
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Originally Posted by Khan:


the radicals want to see all of Europe and the US governed by Muslim law like Iran.



Yeah! That notable is well known....It also was one of the late Jerry Falwell's loudest outcry in his sermons. His "later-than-you-think" exhortations on this subject are legendary.

Muslim faith, in general, is a peaceful belief whose moral standards are in some form consistant with others.
Although committed to expanding their beliefs, they don't go out and kill people to achieive that goal.

Its those who take it to an absurd level, and exercise forceable methods through violence who bring it down.

Although That dangerous, over-zealous, misguided element of extremism fortunately will likely never be strong enough to gain a global girth of power ......it stands that the vindictive rage is so overwhelmingly against European and Western interference and predominance ... that they seemingly feel justified to inexorably chip away at our resources, on a level equal to war-loses.
ie., 9-11, sabotage, kidnappings, bombings, torture, illegal contraband,.. or whatever else insidiously destructive means they can levy against us. Edited on May 24, 2011, 03:43pm (graymane: correct wording)

05-24-11  01:45pm - 4961 days #6
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Originally Posted by pat362:


At least officially. I'm not so sure that all the people claiming that porn is bad don't simply use that as a type of political tool all the whilw watching it on the side. How many US Senators/Congressmen who were staunch anti-gay are in fact gay themselves?


Thanks for pitching in. An Incisively time-honored reminder attributed to those we're supposed to hold in high esteem.
shades of the 'ole saying: "don't do as I do, do as I say do!"

05-24-11  12:10pm - 4961 days #9
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I figured the post a guy left on one my threads last year about belonging to a group who dine on excrement to be weird enough... too far-fetched would be an understatement.
But this farting thing is giving me second thoughts about its authenticity.

Farts....Think of the possibilities? The "taste and smell" features might be just around the corner, with captured farts from your favorite porn star encased in vacuum-packed bags.
Could go great with your morning coffee; just pop it out the freezer, defrost, and let it blend with the aroma of your eggs and bacon.

It all appears that the real, agressive smut-peddlers are digging up the absolute, most offensive, gut-wrenching presentation -- in the name of porn -- they can find .

Queen Victoria must be spinning in her grave.

05-23-11  12:38pm - 4962 days Original Post - #1
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This is what you get with an entrenched, religiously powered, self-anointed couple of extremists-nutso Authoritarians whose thumb is pressed tightly on the naivete and rights of its people.

So, graymane, what's this got to do with porn?
Well, I donno! Depends on how you view the following:

With an ongoing power-struggle between these two sickos trying to out-do one another -- having already activated goon-squads with the usual oppressively enforced penalities for the poor guy who gets caught possessing images of necked ladies, they've now gone a step further and put more muscle in their gestapo tactics by also confiscating satellite dishs from those few who possess them.
This, they tell us, is their way to curb Westernization from demonizing the souls of Iranians.

Further..... (are you ready for this?)

Mr Ahmadinejad now says that the infidel European countries are using special equipment to force clouds to 'dump' Iran's water on their own continent...thus creating Iranian droughts to enrich themselves.
"they prevent rain clouds from reaching regional countries", he says.

Not to be out-done.....he includes (us) the US, with being in collusion with our European allies, who're on a secret mission to plant distruction and introduce lurid behavior within their way of life..

I know this isn't a porn-related-biggie -- but I had'a tell somebody.



05-18-11  05:07pm - 4967 days #4
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This has happened to me before, too.
I have Karpersky anti-virus, and it was wiped right off my C: drive.
I re-installed it off the internet, using the credentials and password I used when it was initially purchased.
So much for the virus.... wasn't bothered with it thereafter.

05-16-11  08:07pm - 4969 days #15
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


Here endeth the rant.


Nice rant, Admiral.
A textbook sample of old farts clinging to what's left of their waning boners.

Is it a coincident or what? Just today I got in the mail an ad for enhancement devices that bring "erection on demand." It touts a 98% success rate.

Had a long phone conversation with a company sales Rep. who says it gives sex a whole new dimension. I asked him if that meant it comes with a real woman attached.

Medicare picks up the $225 tab. All I need to do now is run it by, and, convince my Primary Care Physician I really need the thing. ( I really don't, but what the hell, if it'll give me "new dimension" ...... well hey! I'm all for that.)

Only thing, though, is that my "physician" is a stunning Babe... begging the question: How do I ask her for that sort of thing?

05-15-11  05:40pm - 4970 days #9
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


I'm not sure if this is on-topic or not, but I recall reading something a few years back that is sort of related. The point of the article was about how our culture causes women to see themselves, and one of the points made was to compare how many naked women your great-grandfather saw compared to how many naked women you saw given the sexualization of our culture and the explosion of porn on the internet. The luckiest of great-grandfathers maybe saw two or three naked women (one real, two in pictures). I've had the pleasure of seeing thousands and thosands of naked women. And it hasn't altered my grip on reality at all. But I am legally changing my wife's name to "Tanner Mayes."



Sunday sure ain't done nuttin' to your keen sense of humor, RA.
And thanks for putting some life in this thread. I was about to put it on life-support for lack of interest.

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Originally Posted by EverlastingEdge:


Oiling the girl up

Writing on their foreheads

Upside down piledrivers

Cumming on women when their in the piledriver position

Close ups on their bum hole until the women pulls it all out until you can see right inside their rectum


Thanks for adding some very important rants....I totaly agree.

05-15-11  05:25pm - 4970 days #5
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Damed, Admiral, for somebody who says his brain's on a Sunday break, you certainly make a solidly convincing five-star arguement. And it's done with the smoothness and finesse of a Statesman. With your rebuttal skill, You'd give the late Perry Mason's character a real run for his money.
Thanks for the informative reply.

05-15-11  04:47pm - 4970 days #7
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Originally Posted by messmer:


we went through a very quiet period when I thought the forum might be dying a slow death and was asking myself if I was not guilty of contributing to that because I was overwhelming everyone with my daily flood of posts.


Hardly, partner.
Whenever you get another PU-melancholy moment, harken back to a recently earlier time when you made an announcement to sever ties with this site.
I don't have to remind you of the concerned outpouring from fellow members on your behalf.
The overwhelming consensus was a sadness, and collective wishes that this was just a momentary lapse of judgment.

And being Leader of the pack? Doggone, fella. Who among us wouldn't be honored to be riding the crest of that laudable posting position.

05-15-11  03:51pm - 4970 days Original Post - #1
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1) Ongoing Screamers (breaking the sound barrier) from some gal performers during sexual activity.

2) Unecessary other distracting noises going on throughout their scenes.

3) Non-stop Ahhhhing, Ohoooooing, ughing, as well as other blantantly phoney utterances -- Which includes, but not limited to, "fuck me harder" , "shit", "oh shit", etc....I think you get my drift.

4) Male performers humilating, verbally and physically abusing their partners..ie., "you bitch" "you slut" "you whore" and , of course, the insane practice of agressively slapping hell out their face, tits and asses.

5) Facials: I know I'm beating a dead horse, here, but will this egregiously mandatory sex event ever go away?

6) cum-shots. Could somebody please tell me whats so
appealing about seeing jets of seamen shot out of a guy's cock or have it deposited all over a woman's face?

7) Closeups: they're nice to see, but do we really need microscopically long and tedious focus on a woman's genitalia or, (gag!) the ill-consuming sight of a guy's hairy ass pumping away atop his partner.

8. Too much time spent on the obligitory fellato and cunnilingus scenes before the fucking starts.

9) An idiotic guy's voice going on in the background or accomanying solo scenes.

10) Incredibilly stupid cameramen casting shadows, making unecessary noises, and otherwise fucking up the scenes with piss-poor video shooting.

11) Mammary endowed porn stars who're obsessed with their tits -- forcing us to watch an endless jostling, licking, and otherwise manually toying with them before giving us but a fraction of what we're waiting to see. (Aria Giovanni comes immediately to mind).

Therein are but a few porn-related items that I'd like to see take a hike.

The list is open, ......Got anything to add.....or subtract?

05-15-11  10:56am - 4970 days #22
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Originally Posted by Capn:


I think you really ought to have asked her to give you a hand at least!

Cap'n.


Eh..say Capn, was the clever pun in the above post intentional?
Or did "give you a hand" just blow over our heads?

05-13-11  10:17pm - 4972 days #3
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Originally Posted by messmer:


You are in good company there, pardner! We've seen too much and what was formerly exciting tends to become ho-hum. That's why I don't mind straying into the taboo side of porn once in a while.

Yo, Sir messmer
It's a great relief to see you're still with us, my friend;
Because For awhile lately your name had seemingly just dropped off the page.
Golly, I'd feared you'd ventured back on AWOL, or something..... anyway it's esp. gratifying to see your name finally pop up again.
We codgers here gotta stick together, don't'cha know? 'Cuz it ain't too many of us PU gramps left strolling around to represent our views.

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As a lad, (during the early '40s) the only way one would get even a hint of what a pussy looked like was perhaps a fleetingly, fortuitous glimpse of a woman undressing, or luckily sharing sights of French playing cards depicting grainy nude images of strange ladies in provoctive poses.

At a dating age we guys were very lucky if we managed to just get our hand around a tit.
I often wonder (what if) those earlier years could be transposed to our present day -- wherein sexual mores are relaxed and those lost, intimate images are now an electronic glut, coming to us in wide-screen closeup, High def, and in living color. My God! Can you imagine -- like opening the doors, for free consummation, to all the ice cream and candy stores in town.
If then was now, bringing along my hyper-age of youth, I suppose my body would shrink to nothing but skin and bones from none-stop partaking of ejaculations.

But it's feast or famine.
I'm exposed to, and seek out so much of what was once taboo that I'm now sometimes actually jaded -- and don't laugh, at my age its rapidly setting in.

But what with the perils of our current economic woes, so much hatred and division among nations, and the advent of weapons of mass distruction.....I'd have to think some about being better off or not.

05-12-11  09:51pm - 4973 days #11
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I'm casting my vote for "cash." As the old saying goes: "money talks." And it talks big in porn.

I'm reminded of a recent download of a stunningly beautiful gal, who was being sunjected to the usual, sundry, preliminary interview -- a numbingly boring chat-session that's unfortunately caught-on with small-time porn purveyors prior to turning the girls loose to get into their performances -- who had left her small-town Southern roots for the cornucopia of opportunities beckoning in California.
She was asked: Why did you decide to do porn? Showing her viewers she had brains to go with her looks, she immediately answered: "Why not?" I make more in an hour than my girlfriends back home do in a week.....not to mention I have the luxury of doing it lying on my back.

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My guess, admiral, is that it'll depend mostly on the pressure she and other hold-outs gets from her fans, and esp. the industry itself.
But we know how unpredictable some of these Porn stars can be, don't we?
Case in point: Erica Campbell.... finds religion and dumps porn for a new and more compelling peace.
(At least for the moment)

05-09-11  10:59pm - 4975 days #11
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Back on Oct. 29th of last year I ran a thread intitled
"can you believe guys are paying for this stuff?"
It was about sites which had their girls berate and humilate you.... incredibly, one has to pay for this.

The scene I came across that prompted my thread was so vitriolic that I posted a detailed discription.
The thread drew a heavy response, with people coming forth posting all kinds of interesting stuff.
But the post that reeeeeally got my attention, was written by a guy who belonged to an order whose members dined on each other's scat......
That flat blew my mind!

This was so absurdly far-out to me that I wouldn't believe it, and I gave the guy a piece of my mind for what appeared to me as being a bate. The exchange then that followed between us is something you might find worth your while by going back and checking it out.
I'm still not convinced anybody ....sane or insane, or however otherwise so messed up in their head, that they'll eat excrement......can anybody else out there tell me I'm wrong?

05-08-11  04:01pm - 4977 days #5
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Thanks, Khan, for the thoughtful reminder.
Indeed, Mom I'll never forget...Her Angelic presence is with me in spirit 365 days a year.

It's the hellishy mean and abusive SOB she married and fathered a son by -- whom I'd like to really forget.

Mom'll be remembered for fully adhering to her laborous duties of being beyond the perfect mother, and for unswerving, loyal and faithful duties as an induring wife;
but especially (and etched in my soul) for physically enterceding on my behalf (at her own risk) from the brutal beatings at the hands of my father, sparing me of having half the bones in my body probably broken by this sub-human.

Forgive me for going off topic .....but it's part of my therapy to vent when the opportunity beckons.

05-08-11  02:45pm - 4977 days #11
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


I know this is an old thread, but I'm working through downloading some scenes from Jurassic Cock where Ron Jeremy appears in about half the scenes. Yes, I know it is porn and the girls are doing it for the money, but you really have to hand it to Ron for getting to have sex with some beautiful young lovlies. If only the rest of us could be so lucky.


Okay! I'm throwing in the towel. I'm giving-in to what's actually beginning to make a lot of sense....namely -- and this don't come easy -- is the fact I'm so out-numbered by my learned porn-aficionados who think my negative views On Ron is, frankly, all wet.

Last year, I started a thread denouncing the aged, flabby and wooly porn icon as being a has-been, and implied his appearances with the many young women he was still hired to do porno scenes with was now over the line of absurdity.

The jist I'm getting from the majority of those who responded was clearly a no-brainer....to wit: Who cares?
If the guy still has the fire, and, more importantly, the industry demand, then who am I to belittle and bash the guy?

I'm told I just might be envious of Ron....He's old and ugly and still getting all the pussy he can handle, while all I'm getting (if at all) is in my dreams....which, at my age, are anymore as rare as hen's teeth.

Guilty as charged.

As For guys like me, and all the many other Jeremy detractors out there: Ron might help his image by
Taking a tip from the wording of a popular hair commercial, and reporting one of his own in similar fashion: " Don't hate me because I'm still getting so much pussy."

05-07-11  12:50am - 4978 days #10
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There are infinitesimally few things of which I disagree with you on, Sir messmer....this might be one of them.

I prefer streaming because it's immediate (no waiting for download), includes stop, backtrack, and go control, stays off your harddrive, and basically just gives me more flexability.
However, and this is of paramount importance, if streaming nullifies my ability to download (save) -- should I want to -- then I take a whole different approach to the situation.
An example of that was a site called Hypnogirls, to which I had the dreadful misfortune of being sucked into joining.
(see my review).


Herewith (below) is an introduction to a scene from a mainstream movie called Jolene ..... I thought it might wet your appetite.


Jessica Chastain doing a sexy striptease on stage at a club, starting off in a slinky black dress that she peels off to go topless while leaning against a stripper pole and then bending over backward on the stage floor. She continues her sexy routine in a pair of black panties, garters and stockings. From Jolene.

05-01-11  09:16pm - 4984 days #2
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Why? JB....
Don't you know that when this butcher (in accordance to Arabic belief and religion) wakes up on the other side he'll be nestled in a harem full of willing virgins.
I'd rather he'd first been captured and castrated. Edited on May 02, 2011, 02:19pm

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