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2851
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Peter Girls
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Reply of
Capn's Comment
Capn - I'm a member now (and writing a review of this site or the sister hardcore site POVPorn.com). There are still no zips available for the photos.
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12-18-10 06:39am
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2852
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N/A
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Reply of
lk2fireone's Reply
One of the funniest lines in Woody Allen's film "Everything you Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afriad to Ask" was in the "Killer Boob" segment where he defeats the killer boob and then notes "these things usually travel in pairs." That always makes me laugh.
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12-16-10 10:57am
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2853
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Teach Me Fisting
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Reply of
RustyJ's Reply
Thanks for the information. Based on this I think I'll take the plunge with the network.
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12-15-10 07:12am
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2854
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Reply of
graymane's Poll
Being raised Catholic I had little understanding of the process, and once I figured out what it was there was alot of guilt. Then I discovered porn and became a wanking machine without guilt. When my Catholic beliefs started to get in the way of a normal sex life for an unmarried young lad and in the way of a good pron collection, I gave up on religion.
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12-15-10 07:09am
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2855
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N/A
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Reply of
lk2fireone's Reply
I assume that women designed the sizing system for bras. Looking for logic or reasoning is futile! Of course, if men designed the system it would be measured in handfuls or mouthfuls. So maybe the women's system is better.
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12-15-10 07:07am
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2856
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Teach Me Fisting
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Reply of
RustyJ's Review
Rusty: I've been looking at this site for a while but have a couple of questions that you might be able to answer. Roughly what percentage of the scenes are anal fisting versus vaginal fisting? Finally, I've speculated that if I join the network through this site then they'd have to give immediate access to it rather than give me access to a bunch of other sites and make me wait a month to get the site I really want. Does that make sense in your experience?
(I should also add that I contacted the network to ask about how the sites are staggered for multi-month memberships and got no response.)
Thanks
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12-14-10 05:37pm
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2857
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N/A
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Reply of
lk2fireone's Reply
Next time I have to put a smiley face in my messages when I'm joking. I like small breasts, but I realize that there probably isn't a size smaller than A. And if there was, I'd like to think that I'd know about it! ;-)
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12-14-10 05:02pm
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2858
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N/A
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Reply of
Khan's Reply
I'd only be uncomfortable if I thought I cheesed off the management. I'd hate to get banned from PU! It's an excellent site that's served me well since joining.
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12-13-10 04:58pm
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2859
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N/A
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Reply of
Khan's Reply
I was only kidding Khan. I just want to draw attention to the plight of all my brothers who love smaller-breasted ladies. I should have chosen my words more carefully to denote a lame attempt at humor.
Thanks for the concern though! (And A-cups rule!)
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12-13-10 02:23pm
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2860
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Dasvierte Girls
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Reply of
ace of aces's Review
I nominate one of your lines to be the considered for the 'best lines here in 2010.' That would be "Sound costs extra." I enjoyed your review and that line gave me a good laugh.
Thanks!
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12-13-10 01:44pm
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2861
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Lap Dance Gone Bad
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Reply of
uscue's Reply
And the lack of updates is too bad since this would be a great niche site if they chose to update regularly. It wouldn't be expensive or difficult to do.
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12-13-10 01:41pm
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2862
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N/A
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Reply of
Khan's Poll
How come those who want to choose something larger than DD have that option and those of us who want smaller than A have nothing? What have we done to deserve this disrespect!
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12-13-10 01:40pm
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Review
2863
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Lap Dance Gone Bad
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60.0
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| Status: |
Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
- Interesting niche
- A few great dancers
- A few well-known porn stars
- Discount for TBP/PU members
- Part of a small network of other sites
- Photos are available
- Files sizes come in two sizes |
| Cons: |
- Very small site (only nine scenes)
- No updates
- Looks to have last updated when George W. Bush was still president… in his first term
- Scenes are broken up into smaller files
- Download speed would be considered fast only back when George W. Bush was president… in his first term
- No zip option for photos
- Trial membership is no longer available |
| Bottom Line: |
EDIT - after spending time on the main sites of the network, I think the network is a decent value. See POVPorn.com review for more.
What PU doesn’t like strippers and lap dances? Certainly not me. I love the stripper niche, and I think lap dancing should replace that silly ‘sport’ where women dance around waving long ribbons at the Olympics. With lap dancing as an official ‘sport’ I could then double the amount of time spent watching the Olympics since I now only watch women’s beach volleyball. So when I discovered Lap Dance Gone Bad it was a no-brainer for me to give it a try.
This site is a pretty big disappointment. This is an under-served niche, and it isn’t exactly difficult porn to make. Hire a girl, put her on a set with a small stage and a pole, and let the fun begin. You’d think that they could churn this stuff out regularly. But they don’t. There are only nine scenes on this site. That’s nine, as in the number 9 and nothing else.
To make matters worse, of the nine scenes only one is available as a full-scene download. The others are made up of various smaller files. The files may have met industry standards when they were shot, but they certainly aren’t up to standard now. Most of the files are 480x360, so they are far from HD. Photos aren’t my thing, so I don’t really have any comments except to say that they are not available as a zip file.
The biggest technical issue that I have with this site is the download speeds. It was rare to see anything over 250KB/sec, which is well below what any of us would consider reasonable.
Apart from the small number of scenes and the slow downloads, if you like this niche these are fun scenes to watch. Most scenes feature porn stars (Haley Paige, for example) and the scene involves a blowjob and in a couple of cases, vaginal sex. There are no anal scenes at all. A couple of the scenes feature real strippers. I’m sure of this because of the talent they display on the brass pole. Unfortunately, the best dancer (Kylie) doesn’t use the other ‘pole’ in the room, leaving the guy to have a bit of a wank while she gyrates on him. This isn’t so much a lap dance gone bad, it’s more a lap dance gone wayward.
While I had hoped for a much larger site, the fact that there is a TPB/PU discount helps, but even the $19.95 price can’t nudge this into being a good value. If you really have an interest in this niche, you might consider it, or consider the additional material available on the bonus sites. Lap Dance Gone Bad appears to be one of the ‘bonus’ sites to the primary site, which is either Peter Girls or POV Porn. I’ll post a review of those when I have a look at them, but they aren’t really something that I’d join purposely.
The bottom line is that this is really buyer-beware. If you like lap dancing and don’t mind spending $20 to get nine scenes you might like this. Otherwise, the site is a poor value and I can’t recommend joining for this site alone. |
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12-12-10 01:57pm
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2864
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Backroom Casting Couch
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Reply of
pat362's Reply
Thanks for the useful information. The site looks good to browse through, but I wouldn't be able to tell if the camera work was poor without being tipped off.
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12-12-10 01:47pm
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2865
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Backroom Casting Couch
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Reply of
pat362's Review
Great review. I hadn't stumbled on this site before. Based on your review, and the peek at the site I had, I'll probably join at some point. The site owner seems to say that there is a fair bit of anal here. Is that the case?
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12-12-10 10:33am
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2866
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N/A
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Reply of
Cybertoad's Poll
Several friends know I have porn. A couple of them know I have a collection that would make the Library of Congress proud.
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12-11-10 04:09pm
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2867
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N/A
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Reply of
Capn's Reply
Yes!!! Striptease does it for me too.
Attention webmasters - more striptease please!
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12-09-10 07:06pm
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2868
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N/A
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Reply of
Khan's Poll
I have so many fetishes that I'm not sure I can even identify them. But the again, I am getting old...
Hair color and style, skin tone, eye color, freckles, breast size, waist size, hip size, leg length, clothes, toys, situations, etc... I have fetishes that cover a lot. (For example, girls washing cars in bikinis is a fetish of mine... add A-cup and freckles to that and I might miss a few days of work...) Someone might argue that some of what I have is merely an interest, but I assure you that most are bona fide fetishes.
And whatever you do, DO NOT mention girl-girl milk enemas in this thread! I mentioned it once in a thread, and definitely did NOT get away with it...
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12-09-10 07:04pm
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2869
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Porn Pros Network
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Reply of
pat362's Review
Pat362 - Thanks for this review. I've been looking for a site to join for a few days now and came across this network that had me reaching for my wallet - until I read your review. Since you pointed out that they use fake cum and only have a limited amount of anal, I'll keep my credit card in my wallet for now and keep looking. You saved me some cash...
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12-05-10 01:20pm
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2870
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Public Flash
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Reply of
mbaya's Reply
Sterile... that's an apt description. I often wondered how they could take such a unique niche and make it seem so blasé and almost dull. But since they had Veronica Jett, I pretty much had to get a membership. I'd pay to watch her read a newspaper.
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12-04-10 04:35pm
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2871
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Public Flash
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Reply of
mbaya's Reply
Agreed. They have the ability to produce some great material so if they could improve a bit on the technical side that would be icing on the cake.
have you ever had a membership at Nude in L.A.? It's a decent site too, but lacks on the nervousness aspect of public nudity.
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12-04-10 10:48am
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2872
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Public Flash
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Reply of
mbaya's Review
Excellent review! As you note, I recently did a review and yet you somehow managed to write a similar length review and give people completely unique information. I thought I was fairly thorough, and when I read your review I kept thinking "yeah, he's 100% right... why didn't I think of that?"
I really like this site and hope they continue to add files and improve their quality.
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12-03-10 05:37pm
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2873
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N/A
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Reply of
Capn's Reply
Agreed. And sometimes (maybe a lot of the time) the tease is the best part.
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12-02-10 02:28pm
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2874
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N/A
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Reply of
Khan's Poll
While I usually watch b/g hardcore, I have to admit enjoying "coy nudity" (thanks for the phrase Capn).
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12-01-10 01:36pm
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2875
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N/A
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Reply of
Denner's Poll
Red for me, but I can't explain why. Red hair and some freckles just knocks me off my feet. Maybe it's that Irish blood in my veins...
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11-27-10 05:26am
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