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LKLK (0) 04-21-20  10:38am
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Status: Current Member for over 2 months (at the time of review).
Pros: -I want to thank Wraith0711 for posting a comment that Nubile Films now includes 2 bonus sites:
That Sitcom Show and Hot Crazy Mess.
He's one of those detailed-people who examine a site to see what it has to offer.
I wasn't aware that the bonus sites were added, until he posted the comment.
-I should also thank exotics4me for pointing out that the 2 bonus sites added to Nubile Films were probably added around 2-3 months ago.
-PU discount of $14.98 for the first month, recurring at $29.98/month.
But there is a yearly price of $99.95.
However, if you join through Nubile Films, they have a current discount of $84/year.
Nubile Films also has a current discount of $14.98 for the first month, recurring at $19.94/month.
So join through Nubile Films, and save a few dollars, if you're going to be around for more than 1 month.
-Login and member pages are https.
-The models are mainly slender white teens, with some black and latina models. There is even at least one Asian model (Lulu Chu).
Cons: PROS(CONTINUED):
They don't list the nationality of the models. The models are mainly cute to very attractive. A lot of young honey bunnies that are fucking hot.
-These girls are cute to really cute. Lily Rader, Audrey Grace, Alex Blake, Piper June, Riley Star, Britney Light, Dolly Leigh are just a few of the young teens that grace these videos.
-Videos have a plot to set up the sex. But not a lot of thought is really put into the plot. It's really thin. And the models are not really actors. Except some of the models are so cute it doesn't matter: either they are better actors than I thought, or they are so attractive you're looking at their face and body so hard you're not paying much attention to what they're saying.
-The screenshots download in a zip.
-There is a good description of the plot/action for each video.
-You can tag videos with a favorite label, and save them in a favorites group.
-A lot of the models are petite, around 5' or so. That just adds to their cuteness.
Bottom Line: CONS(START OF):
-Small site. 67 videos total. Plus matching photosets for each video.
-Last update was 2020-01-03.
That's a shame, because some of these girls are really cute, and I would love to see even more cute girls added. That's probably the biggest con of the site, no more updates.
-The camera is poor POV. The guy holding the camera does not hold it steady, it can move around, which is distracting and irritating.
They should have hired a professional shoot the video. It would have made a nice improvement.
-Pre-checked cross-sale on join page.
-Very little model information. Age, height, country. figure measurements, that's it.
-The video plot descriptions are very detailed, which is good. But reading the descriptions, you start to see the same plot points being repeated. They run out of fresh ideas, and just use the same stories. But since the girls are so cute, you can more or less ignore the plots, and feast on the girls, who can be sweet and sexy and hot as hell.
-Sometimes when they shoot outdoors, the random noise level can be quite high.

BOTTOM LINE(START OF):
Site stats:
-Last video posted 2020-01-03.
-67 videos.
-67 matching photosets.
-Video runtime 20 to 30 minutes.
-Videos can be downloaded in definitions from 270 through 1080p.
-Photosets run around 35 photos per set.
-Each photo is 1920x1080px.
They indicate the photos are screen shots, but they are good quality. I assume there is some excellent software that converts a video into a photoset, because the quality of each screenshot is far superior to what the screenshots were from 10 or 15 years ago.

I examine the photos in a photoset, and I couldn't tell they were screenshots. Most of the photos were very nice. I wish a some of the photos per set were slightly more focused, better definition, because some of these girls are really cute, but many of the screenshots look like real photos. And the screenshots are focused on the action, centered, not just random screenshots that have heads or parts of the body randomly cut off out of the photo.
The photosets are worth keeping.
Maybe I'm just tired at looking at the MetArt and other high quality glamour site photosets, but I am getting slightly bored with many of their recent models. Perhaps it's just me. But the girls at this Hot Crazy Mess site were much more appealing, that I even liked their photosets more than what I like at MetArt. Two different types of content: MetArt is mainly young women, late teens or twenties. Strictly softcore. Glamour-style photos. The girls at Hot Crazy Mess at mainly cute teens doing hardcore sex.
The Hot Crazy Mess models are more desirable than the models at MetArt because they generate more heat.

Britney Light, in the video, "Deviant Thoughts - S2:E1", is a cute young teen. 19 years old. Extremely cute. Soft, tender voice. She's so fuckable. Not an elegant way of putting it, but it's the God damn truth. At least in this video, she is hot and wet and luscious. Not like a porn star, but like a sweet young thing you'd like to pound on for a few hours. If you had the strength and endurance.

Porn is fantasy, but that's what this model makes me think. And quite a few other models at this site.
Whereas, many of the models at MetArt, although absolutely gorgeous, have lately left me cold. Maybe I need to take a break from porn, but the girls at Hot Crazy Mess are really attractive, which I appreciate. That I can find something to like a lot.

Kyler Quinn, in a video at the site titled: "Fuck Thy Neighbor - S5:E6", comes across as a sweet young teen (her age is listed as 20) who broke up with her boyfriend who was cheating on her. So she meets a new neighbor and has sex with him as a rebound fuck.
I don't know what it is: the vibes from these videos are like these are sweet young things, who are having problems, and they are using sex to help with the pain. They are sweet, innocent, not sluts, not porn stars (fantasy, again, remember), who just want to share a moment in time with another human being.
I just enjoy the videos a lot. It's a different vibe, a different atmosphere from glamour or heartcore or gonzo, but a reality-based slice of life where the sweet young thing has a problem, and she is having sex to reduce her pain.
I don't know why, but the videos just appeal to me.
(The models are attractive young women, and the videos are well shot--apart from the sometimes jerky POV camera-work.)

Ella Cruz is another adorable teen model.
I mean, this site has a bunch of lovely teen models, that are just fascinating to watch.


I'm giving the site a score of 88.
Pros:
-Fine looking, attractive young models. Could be girl next door types, except they are attractive to very attractive. Not porn sluts.
-Excellent video quality, except for the sometimes jerky POV camera-work.
-Nice sets. But when they shoot outdoors, the noise level can be quite high.
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LKLK (0) REVIEW(CONTINUED):
Cons:
-Archive site. Last video posted 2020-01-03. That is the main con, they won't be updating this site.

The site score of 88 is because I really like the videos at this site. The girls are attractive, they seem like sweet young women, not porn sluts. Maybe that's narrow-minded of me. I don't hold being in porn against the models, but I like and am more comfortable with the idea or fantasy of a sweet young thing having sex, instead of a porn slut having sex.

And these girls are really attractive. I mean fucking attractive. Physically. And mentally (the image of a sweet young thing, instead of a porn star slut).

And the plot, although it's meant to act as the setup for the sex, does not get in the way too much: you can focus on the attractive girl, and the sex that is going to happen.

And the female models do a good job acting their roles. Better than the stunt cocks, who seem like lame actors in comparison to how well the female models act.
Or maybe I'm looking at the female models and thinking what I'd like to do to them, and that increases their acting ability, because their actions are less jarring than the stunt cock actions and voices.

The female models project the image of sweet young things.
They could have hired better stunt cocks, who had better acting ability.
But the focus is on the models instead of the stunt cocks.
Which is as it should be.

I really enjoy this site. Think it makes a nice addition to the Nubile Films site as a bonus.
Compared to ThatSitComShow site, which is boring bonus.



Description of a sample video:
"Deviant Thoughts - S2:E1"

"Britney Light is seeing a therapist for her deviant thoughts regarding her stepdad. She selected this therapist because his methods are unconventional, but they work. The therapist starts by having Britney close her eyes to visualize the most sexually exciting scenario with her stepdad that she can and then describe it. Then he tells her to take off her panties and imagine the scenario playing out as she masturbates. While the therapist describes the salacious situation, he can't help but whip out his stiffie and start stroking it because he finds Britney and her fantasies so hot.

The next step in Britney's therapy is to substitute her therapist for her stepdad. He lets her know that his cock is now her stepdad's cock so she can use it to play out her fantasies. Although Britney is a little hesitant at first, she agrees to start sucking. Soon she's lost in her own desire as she gobbles that cock and then climbs on top to take it all the way into her dripping pussy.
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04-21-20  10:44am

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LKLK (0) REVIEW(CONTINUED):
Riding her therapist's dick with her full tits bouncing gets Britney moaning and gasping with delight, but she's not fully satisfied quite yet. That pinnacle of delight doesn't come until Britney is bent over her chair getting her fuck hole pounded from behind while she dreams of her stepdad. After briefly sucking her therapist's dick one last time, Britney lets him fuck her until he cums all over her belly just like she wishes her stepdaddy would do."

The model/actor playing the therapist is a poor actor. No one bothered to write a script for him to act. You can tell he's just making up words to tell Brittany Light. I've met salesmen who could lie and throw the bull shit convincingly, but this guy is not smooth or convincing.
Britney Light is much more convincing as a pretty young teen with the problem that she is attracted to her stepfather. And she is so cute, with such a soft sweet voice, all you want to do is comfort with a gentle fuck and maybe a harder fuck if she starts to moan and groan a lot.

You can tell I am enjoying this site far more than the That Sitcom Show site, which is the other bonus site you get when joining Nubiles Film.
For one thing, these models are more attractive.
For another, the plots are less intrusive.
You can focus on what you'd like to do to these girls easier.

I had no connection with That Sitcom Show site. I didn't think it was erotic. I didn't enjoy the parodies.
But looking at the models at Hot Crazy Mess, I felt like a dirty old man again. Better yet, a dirty young man. The teen models are so cute,
your mind feels like it's 18 years old again. With all the urges.

04-21-20  10:50am

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Wraith0711 (0) REPLY TO #2 - LKLK :

Thank you for the mention Sir
04-21-20  06:37pm

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Wraith0711 (0) REPLY TO #2 - LKLK :

Thank you for the mention Sir. Thankfully the last update is Anna Mae, She may even be cuter than (dare I say it!) Emily Willis
04-21-20  06:38pm

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