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Cybertoad (Disabled)
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Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?
A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you?.swear you'll never do it again.
Where was the question have you ever Wanked in the middle of a football field. Darn and then I could have voted.
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04-21-10 07:51am
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lk2fireone (0)
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British English has a different flavor than American English. "I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker. And it does me good like it bloody well should". People would probably wonder what the fuck I was saying if I said that over here in the U.S.
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04-21-10 11:00am
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Drooler (Disabled)
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Just had to walk down the hallway during high school between classes on a hot day. The dress code was pretty liberal, especially for the chicks. There wasn't enough time to go anywhere! The "sorting out" just took care of itself!
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04-21-10 12:45pm
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turboshaft (0)
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Well, I was in the military for a few years, including a year in Iraq, so I did what I had to do...
But "sort yourself out" makes it not sound so dirty.
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04-21-10 02:22pm
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WeeWillyWinky (0)
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REPLY TO #4 - turboshaft :
Public toilet, at work many many moons ago. To a small pitcure of a female golfer I snipped from a newspaper. Wow, what a picture that was!
**this message was supposed to be a general reply, not specifically to turbo.
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04-22-10 01:24pm
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Capn (0)
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REPLY TO #2 - lk2fireone :
Ivor Biggun & The Red Nosed Burglars.
'Winkers Song (misprint)'
Cap'n. :0)
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04-22-10 02:54pm
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