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Jay G (Disabled)
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Coming up from behind her when she's doing something and slowly hugging from behind, kissing the neck, slowly fondling....almost always works really well.
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07-08-10 03:40am
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RagingBuddhist (Disabled)
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1. Put the toilet seat down for a whole week
2. Watch a chick flick with her (extra credit for actually crying)
3. Even though you know she's wrong, let her win an argument
4. Tell her the jeans don't make her ass look fat
Do any two - you're good to go.
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07-08-10 04:52am
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BadMrFrosty (0)
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Point to the bed and smile?
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07-08-10 05:35am
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Denner (0)
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No big deal....kind of like BadMrFrostys answer....
BTW: Never really understood those cartoons/stories about 'the weekly fuck' or 'getting your spouse in the mood' - or even worse: 'Get access' or those cartoons about 'headaches' ect.....so bottom line it's:
If I want to make love - or she wants to make love - there we go...
If you have to plead, ask, beg ect. - you probably have the wrong spouse.
Another bottom line: Always consider flowers or some small presents now and then - it keeps a woman happy (normally) - but not about sex, but about a good marriage/living together in general....then sex should come natural..
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07-08-10 06:34am
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Denner (0)
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Here is 'the far out version' (by David Allan Coe) - LOL:
"Well, I've fucked 'em all from Coast to Coast...
Well you can talk about your lovers and your back door pimps.
You can talk about your hollywood Fags.
If you want to know the baddest mutha fucker in the world then I'm the greatest lover alive
Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me before she ever got rich.
And it would take a man a day and a half just to satisfy that bitch.
Why the Queen of England gave me the keys to the whole damn Country of France
And it only took me 15 minutes to get into her pants.
Well, I've fucked 'em all from Coast to Coast, cause honey, that's my bag.
Fact, I'm the only guy in the world who can make Linda Lovelace Gag
doot doot doot duh...
Now it ain't that my dick's so goddamn big, it's just that I know how to use.
I'll never let no nickle-dime whore ever get the chance to abuse it.
They can suck it for hours and hours on end, but I'll still be in control.
And I won't cum 'til I wanna cum, cause that's my jelly-roll.
Now they're ain't no woman, no match for me, I've had 'em try to wear me down.
I've fucked them barmaids, and bankclerks, I even fucked a circus clown.
Teachers and Lawyers doctors and more, them fat women sure are a drag,
I tell you I'm the only motherfucker in the world that can make Linda Lovelace gag."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBfxer2NVlk
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07-08-10 06:49am
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slutty (0)
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A nice back rub always works well, I agree with Denner - if you have to beg DTMFA (dump the mother fucker already for those that don't read savage love).
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07-08-10 01:19pm
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RagingBuddhist (Disabled)
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REPLY TO #6 - slutty :
Wouldn't that be DTNFA? Dump the NON Fucker Already? : - )
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07-08-10 02:30pm
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graymane (Suspended)
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All of the above.
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07-08-10 06:41pm
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slutty (0)
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REPLY TO #7 - RagingBuddhist :
Ah, that would perhaps be better in this case ;)
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07-08-10 10:25pm
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Drooler (Disabled)
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Jay G's idea works well. And sometimes it's just saying the right thing in the right tone of voice to put the idea in her mind. Something that in so many words translates into meaning that you care about her and that you're horny for her. Once you've set things in motion, it's just a matter of time ...
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07-09-10 05:43pm
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pat362 (0)
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REPLY TO #2 - RagingBuddhist :
You are a cunning seducer but I'd recommend putting the seat down all the time for a better overall result. This way you won't lose as many points and this may save you from having to watch a couple of chick flicks.
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07-09-10 06:55pm
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graymane (Suspended)
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REPLY TO #8 - graymane :
No, seriously... most of my X-wives (I'm running neck'n neck with Larry King) Actually initiated our sex. They'd just grab me by the collar and say "lets go at it , stud-muffin."
Still, when I'm alone and the spirit moves me I'm still keeping my VCR cassett player running hot with "chick-flicks."
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07-09-10 07:48pm
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dracken (0)
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"Point to the bed and smile"
he he...also wink and cough in a more or less creepy way. For some reason she always finds it funny and that turns her on.
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07-12-10 10:34pm
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Homegirl (Disabled)
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Blowing in her ear always works.
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05-27-20 07:32am
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