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| 10-05-11 04:17pm - 4827 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Officer Ron Owen's dilemma Chapter one Officer Ron Owens has a porn addiction, and it’s bigger than his willpower or his purchasing power to sate his burgeoning habit. His internet expenses are already drawing fire and threats of separation from his wife, and compounding all this is the consequences should this get out at his precinct. Desperate, Ron hatches a plan: Having Obtained information about a man across town who reportedly has a glut of premium porn stored on multiple external hard drives, Ron would use the power of his badge to get his hands on them ... If only maintaining possession for as long as it takes to satisfy his immediate lust and make copies of as much of the man's stuff as humanly possible for future viewing. Since this operation would have to be initiated outside police jurisdiction, Ron needs to muster a fool-proof, Masterful plan-of-action -- one that stifles any and all possibilities of error. For starters, He would have to show up at the man’s home in his marked cruiser, have proper credentials and the genuine appearance of police authority. The time is nigh, approach is rehearsed and re-re-rehearsed. Ron is ready. Only a couple other matters to deal with: 1) Would he risk drawing his marked police cruiser from the motor pool without the presence of his partner: ( Duel checkout is a rule commanding strict adherence and serious consequences if disobeyed) 2) His partner: Kelly Stevens, A recruit fresh out of the academy, in training and under the auspices and guidance of Officer Ron Owens. Gender? Female, straight-laced, brainwashed on police ethics, an indefatigable advocate on sexual abuse of women. There’s no turning back .... Ron is going in. He’s confident he’ll succeed with the temporary confiscation, but he’ll have to count heavily on his gift of persuasion and reputed charm to keep Kelly’s mouth shut. NOTE ... I’ll get to matters having that vast storage of porn surrendered to Ron Owens later. But first, can you offer some ideas how we’ll win over Kelly’s acquiescence?..... Or simply keep her mouth shut! Chapter two is (upcoming) But only upon a warranted response following chapter one. (Nothing begets nothing) | |
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| 10-05-11 04:33pm - 4827 days | #2 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
( Intrigued Cap'n gets a beer & pulls up a comfy chair by the fireplace).  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 10-05-11 04:56pm - 4827 days | #3 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Blackmail. Threaten to expose some secret in Kelly's past. For example: Kelly was formerly a transsexual man who had sex change operations and hormone replacement therapies to become a woman. That changeover was not illegal, but she failed to list those operations on her employment application to become a police officer (a medical history is required as part of the application). And since this is a redneck, backwoods community, Kelly would be regarded with distrust and repugnance for the sex change by her fellow officers, making it impossible to carry out her duties. Officer Ron would not only gain a massive porn stash, he would also gain a sex slave in the form of officer Kelly. A win-win situation for the lucky Ron. And Kelly, would also be winner, because she would gain the masterful lover she had been searching for all her/his life. Kelly is only straight-laced on the surface. But like so many people, what lies beneath the surface can be very different. | |
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| 10-05-11 05:13pm - 4827 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Outstanding, lK2fireone..... A brilliant plot-closer that'll give me something to think about.  Golly! ... It's that kind of creative savvy that makes this site sparkle. | |
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| 10-05-11 05:53pm - 4827 days | #5 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User  Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
Excellent stuff so far. This could even win a PU Forum Award. | |
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| 10-05-11 07:12pm - 4827 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
That would perhaps be an honor, squirrel. But I think I'm still grounded from events of last year's awards. An' to you Capn.... always grateful for your humorous regard and winning inspiration. The encounter chronicling loyalty from Kelly or ,conversely, a surprising showdown, will commence if viewership warrants.  | |
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| 10-06-11 05:30pm - 4826 days | #7 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Kelly has many tickets, a recent picture of running of a red light has shown up at the police station. Where it places Kelly in uncompromising situation in the lap of Ron supervisor who sees all incoming pictures of red light offenders. What will he do? Since 2007 | |
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| 10-09-11 03:21pm - 4823 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Chapter II It's 10:00 pm, Ron is alone in his study thrashing over the details of how to cleanly pull this thing off. He's ready and wants to move on his plans tomorrow, but there are still nagging concerns about Kelly. He'd ruled out digging for any dirt she might have in her past (as an exposure tactic in case she should know too much thus becoming a threat.) Ron awards Kelly credit for being too smart and professional to cave that easily anyway. Despite their close, working partnership ties, Ron knows Kelly is by-the-book and loyal to police protocol. He also knows he’d be toast if Kelly found out The pair would go on duty at midday tomorrow; maybe in the interim, he thought, I’ll come up with something more I’ll feel comfortable with. Now, Very tired, eyelids heavy and his body beckoning the need for sleep, he instead fights it off and goes to his computer .... a couple clicks and the screen is alive with porn. | |
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| 10-10-11 11:49am - 4822 days | #9 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
OMG lk2fireone - You telling me Ron is a liberal bi-sexual cop in a redneck bar? Where the hell are they, Asheville NC? I mean, how many of you Ron wanabees are going to go for a guy dressed as a woman playing a woman in a man's world? My homophobia is raising his hackles here (apologies to gaypornolover but the truth is the truth though like religion I'll support whatever gets you through the day cept me.) If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 10-10-11 01:25pm - 4822 days | #10 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Kelly was originally a man. But because of sex change operations and hormone replacement therapies, she is now legally (and more or less physically) a woman. So Ron does not have to be that kinky to have a sexual relation with Kelly. Ron would not be considered bi-sexual if he had a sexual relation with Kelly. But he would be considered an adulterer, since he is married and has a wife. But in the real world, I don't think being married stops many cops from going after other women. | |
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| 10-10-11 01:59pm - 4822 days | #11 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
I am afraid that TGirl angle rather put me off too, lk2. Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 10-10-11 03:17pm - 4822 days | #12 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
That is why Officer Ron would have a strong weapon to use against Kelly for blackmail. Running a red light is small potatoes. I see cops breaking traffic laws all the time in our community. Who is going to be stupid enough to try to arrest a cop for breaking a traffic law? Does anyone think that a photograph of Kelly running a red light will provide much ammunition for blackmail? But a sex change operation, even though it's legal, could have a strong negative social impact. A simple example of what I think is the police breaking a traffic law: I see police (local sheriff and state police) cars and motorcycles parked off the side of the road on pedestrian walkways, or parked on islands (marked off sections of a road that you are not legally allowed to enter). They park there waiting to catch a passing car that has violated some traffic law. If you or I parked there, you or I would get a ticket. Edited on Oct 10, 2011, 03:24pm | |
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| 10-10-11 03:55pm - 4822 days | #13 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
But sex slave? ewwwww If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 10-10-11 05:25pm - 4822 days | #14 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
I certainly hope I am not the poor son of a bitch that is going to have his porn stolen! "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 10-10-11 09:39pm - 4822 days | #15 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
This is great! Things are begining to heat up and turn into `Just what I wanted to see. stay involved guys and help me come up with an award-winning fanally. Meanwhile, chapter three is waiting in the wings.  | |
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| 10-11-11 05:38pm - 4821 days | #16 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Chapter three: Its 9:00 am, having had only three hours sleep, from setting through first-half the morning on a mesmerizing marathon tripping in his porn, Ron is on auto-pilot and seemingly only going through the motions getting ready to be at the station and report for police duty. Exchanging the usual greetings to fellow officers upon arriving at the station, Ron has a half-hour to kill before he and Kelly boards their #150 sleek, white patrol car and hit the road. Ron finds Kelly where he expected, in the Rec room, her concentration absorbed in a book and sipping coffee. Of all the women he knew connected with the department, Kelly surpassed them all ... in looks, brains, and figure. Clear, smooth skin, cropped blond hair, green eyes and lips a la Angelina Jolie ... why, Without even drawing her weapon, Kelly could figuratively disarm a threat with just a hint of a smile. As always, her uniform is impeccably pressed and creased; the fabric tight against her firm thighs and round buttocks, breaking only in slack at her small waist -- sculptured using a vigorous exercise program promising killer abs and fat obliteration. Kelly had come away from an abusive marriage, her self esteem destroyed, her confidence and belief in herself shattered, and knowing if continued she'd be on a course too frightening to ponder. Climbing out of that quagmire by her wits and fortitude, she promised herself never to sink that low again. Joining the force has had a very positive effect and a powerful learning experience For her. And she wanted to give something back. "You look stunning, Partner ... I know where you can make some very good money ... and its honest work and won't interfere with police work" joked Ron. "Thanks but no thanks... coming out of my uniform piece by piece to spur the lust of a group of prevs is not my bag" quipped Kelly. Appealing to Kelly's softer side, and on a serious note, Ron tells her its his and his wife (Tess's) upcoming anniversary, and he asks if he can deposit her somewhere for an hour or two while he escorts Tess to a couple places to pick out a proper present. "Awww, Ron, thats adorable" says Kelly. But isn't that against rules" Kelly asks. well yes, technically, but who's gonna know? " frowns Ron. "but suppose you're spotted by another officer, and , well, we're reported? Do you want to take that chance,"? says Kelly? Well its really only a small chance, Kelly ... and this is a one-time thing." "Well gee, Ron, I don't think I'm willing to risk it ... and I'm somewhat hurt you're putting me in this position". Ron advances to plan two: "Ok, but I got a tip on some drug activity across town ... that'll mean your having to stay in the car doing lookout while I go in and do the bust ...Now This ain't coming from downtown,Pard.... so Are you wit me , or agin' me on this operation?" Questionable coming attractions... Will Kelly fold, launch her own investagation? Will officer Owens bite off more than he can chew? Will Tess tire of Ron and his insatiable appetite for porn ... and become a lesbo? tune in on Chapter four for an unexpected (and merciful) the dramatic conclusion  Edited on Oct 11, 2011, 10:11pm | |
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| 10-11-11 08:52pm - 4821 days | #17 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Can we send in the fluffer in Chapt 4... Please?!? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 10-11-11 09:23pm - 4821 days | #18 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Fluffer is good. Could someone out there help me with the word "fluffer?  | |
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| 10-11-11 11:27pm - 4820 days | #19 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Hark, oh observant Berryman, for I have deciphered the meaning of the word "fluffer" .... and have gone forth to remedy and refine the horrid mishap engendered in #16 posting. This is what you get when you pre-write prose via Microsoft word for the purpose of grammatical perfection, and it turns on you .... wherein a "fluffer" is required to render it decipherable. For the benefit of all those other esteemed PU viewers who've granted me there valued attention, and to mercifully stay with me on this project, I extend my most heartfelt appreciation. I have edited post #16 to offer some measure of visual compensation ......and added on an additional post scrip.  | |
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| 10-19-11 09:11pm - 4813 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Chapter four After considerable thought, Ron has concluded he's gonna have to tackle this project alone, with his wits. Involving anybody on the force is out. But Ron has mastered another approach. It's risky, but now getting his hands on that huge porn-stash has become all-consumming. His insides felt as if a presence was chewing it's way out from within. For the first time he noticed his right hand was shaking....and not from watching porn stars getting it on at his computer screen. Tomorrow is his day off. Tonight He would put his usual habit of nestling afront his computer screen whilest feasting on porn on hold. Pondering, He confidently thought to himself: "I'm movin' on up to the big-time." The man who owned all this rare, voluminous porn-storage was well padded and lived quite well -- his home atop high-ground on ten acres lined with fruit trees. Word has it his collection contained very rare, seemingly endless volumes of unobtainable scenes, so erotically charged that it is joked many hard-liner evangelicals would take leave from the pulpit for a viewing opportunity. But who was this man? thought Ron. He mysteriously shows up in his town, spends lavishly to establish himself as a model citizen, pads the pockets of the right people who adopt a citizenry "don't ask, don't tell" directive; living alone in a big house on a high hill, seemingly bothering no one....What gives? Ron utters under his breath. "Hell, with all that porn who needs anything else." But if all go as planned, thinks Ron....the guy'll hav' to probably start all over. So what? Better him than me. Besides, I need the damned stuff worse than he does, anyway. Unlike me, He's got the loot, let'em jus' dig deeper in his pocketbook. Unavoidably, though, an unexpected wave of guilt swept over Officer Ron Owens. "what if this were happening to me?" I'd go off the deep end, by God." But guilt had vanished almost before it materlized. Ron's new plan involved somebody else doing his dirty-work. He knew just who to approach. And that person wouldn't be intimidated... because despite the porn-owner's wealth, this man wielded far more power and muscle, and he wouldn't fail. Ron would meet the man who'll pull this thing off tomorrow morning. Tess is already asleep as Ron enters their bedroom. Too bad. This was one night sex with his wife would've taken precedence over a seated session with his porn. STAY TUNED FOR CHAPTER FIVE.... | |
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| 10-22-11 04:10pm - 4810 days | #21 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Chapter five Ben Sizeman can be a valued friend or your worse nightmare. He controlled a big chunk of drug activity all over town as well stretching even out to the outer rural community. Anyone brave enough to buck him, or especially horn-in on his lucrative drug trade, mysteriously disappeared. A gratful shark population a short ways off the city's coastal shores were benefactors and usually made quick work of the evidence. Ben owned a popular night club, which drew in the local drinking crowd, but also catered the finest of the area's beautiful women to the city's male power structure who kept the law off his back. It wasn't uncommon for Ben to sometimes transport into town a willing celebrity, because uninterruped progress was the money-being -of-no-object operative. Ben had a small army of loyal henchmen, who guarded him with the zeal a honeybee would its queen. These men also made it very uncomfortable for those who were dumb enough to falter on owed debts or promises. If Ben wanted something you had that you didn't want to surrender .... one or two of these guys were able to cordially change your mind. Ben dabbled and fronted as a realtor, maintaining a plush office atop the city's highest building...as always, close by, would be a capable, legally armed "enforcer" to do his bidding. This morning, Ben was informed that he had a visitor. He was about to instruct his man to just get rid of him when told that it was a policeman. "He says he has something very important to discuss with you, sir" "Ok, Jake' Ben said....'pat him down and send him on in." Hat in hands, wearing a sport coat, matching pants and freshly shined, shoes, standing before Ben's huge desk, The visitor meekly greets this imposing figure and says: "I'm Officer Ron Owens and I'm here to ask a favor." stay tuned for Chapter six "The finally" Last chance, gentlemen, before the wrap.....any ideas for the outcome? Edited on Oct 23, 2011, 12:29pm | |
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| 10-23-11 01:12pm - 4809 days | #22 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
C'mon, gentlemen, give me some input here. although my concluding (chapter six) of Ron's success, failure or eventual fate is already conceived, anything you contribute that's used will include you in the accolades and generous royalties the story will bring once it's snatched off the store shelves and ultimately goes global.  | |
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| 10-26-11 07:06pm - 4806 days | #23 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Chapter six "So, this is the man I'm talking about, Mr. Sizeman', says Ron -- having briefly introduced the story about the quiet man living in a big house high atop a hill, including among other things an envious aerial view of the city... and Oh yeah! all those fruit trees." Ben, growing impatient, interupts Ron before he would continue as to really why he was there. "What's all this got to do with me, Officer Owens? blurts Ben. can we speed this up, I've got whales to fry." "I'm gettin' there, sir, responds Ron, 'the short answer is that he has something I want. I want it bad and you're the only one with the where-with-all to get it from him. I'm willing to barter. And my being a trusted, highly respected officer of the law and being privy to information that could be of invaluable help to you, I figure you could put the whales on the back burner and hear me out. Ben, now showing some anger, his voice on the rise, he unloads on Ron. "What could you possibably do for me that I don't already get from you people?' By this time Sizman's attitude has broken through Ron's resistance , and in his frustration makes the biggest mistake of his life. Chapter seven just around the corner, boyz and goils | |
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| 11-01-11 02:55pm - 4800 days | #24 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Chapter seven ....Ron's "Dilemma" might now be his waterloo "I didn't want to resort to this, Mr. Sizeman, but you're giving me no choice. Call it blackmail or whatever, but, if you don't do this simple favor for me, there'll be some damaging information passed on to those few Pitbulls down town who -- beleave it or not -- aren't in your pockets." 'And before you unleash your goons, I can assure you its in your best interest to hear me out.' continues Ron. Ben's demeanor now takes a turn, as a slight smile surfaces. "So, Officer Owens, what's this you have that's supposed to make me .. ummm ... c'mon Mr. Owens help me out here?" urges Ben. "Quake is a good word, Mr. Sizesman." Ron responds. "Remember Mark Bateman? Ron continues, You ought'a because He was once one of your most business-intrusted Lawyers." "I say once because he's not with us anymore. Appears his gambling habit lead him to do the unthinkable: like defalcate on his most wealthest client to the tune of a half'a mil." And you know, Sir, By coincidence, I got to know Mark quite well, and dispite all the money he squeezed from you to feed his habit, he really hated your guts. He also knew his fate, knowing his boss had discovered the deficit." Such an egregious betrayal of trust perpetrated against a man of Ben's power, enbred vengeance and a bent for violence, not only demonstarated the height of stupidity but companioned by a death-wish. Ron continued: "I suppose Mark might've shared in getting the last laugh, though ... because he gave me a briefcase with enough incriminating evidence of your shady enterprise to either put you away or wedge a crimp in business as usual for a long time." And where is this "evidence" Mr. Owens? The answer unconciously came before Ron was aware of it's fateful consequences: "It's somewhere nobody will find it... my family, the police, by accident, or by you and your army." "Well, Mr. Owens, looks like you're holding all the aces.' Where exactly will we find this house on the hill, and particularily what it is you want from it?" After Ron's meticulous and through discription of what to be looking for, and a finished urging that the man wouldn't be physically harmed ... the last word before Ron was ushered out the door came from Ben Sizeman: "Done." PARTING NOTE..... Don't hang up if chapter eight is late and a little out of date wait, because eight will spell the fate of our porn-lovin' mate. | |
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| 11-06-11 07:24pm - 4795 days | #25 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Chapter eight .... It's been a long night, and desk sargeant Kirk is watching the clock and waiting for 8:00 am ... when the new shift changes take effect and the usual mid-day crowd will be showing up earlier for duty. That's less than an hour away when the phone rings at Serg. Kirk's desk. "Police Headquarters' Sargeant Kirk speaking." The caller is Ron's wife, Tess; And from the tone of her voice, Kirk knows all is not well. "Have you seen, or heard from Ron this morning, sargeant?" crackles Tess. "No, Mrs. Owens, he's not due on his shift for another hour.' Shall I have him call you when he arrives"? "Well yes, Mr. Kirk, but the real reason I'm calling is because my husband hasn't been here since yesterday. That was his day off and I haven't seen him since." Meanwhile, on a routine run, Captain Oliver Chaney is already two or three miles from shore nagivating his watercraft to the bay area's hot fishing spots. His vessel, accomadating a full legal capacity with a party of five, is churning it's way over calm waters, with still winds and a developing formation promising perfect conditions for big catches for all on board. With only a short distance more to go, off the starboard bow, about 200 yards away, Captain Chaney spots what appears to be a party boat of some kind. Nothing unusual, except this particular craft was just bobbing rather briskly on the water's surface, prompted by an encirclement of excited sharks engaged in a feeding frenzy. "Damned those apathetic assholes", muttered Oliver. They ought'a know it's against the law to dump anything into the ocean like that. Through his binoculars, he notices the appearance of a small scarlet eruption immerging to the surface amonst the sharks, indicicating to any seasoned seafarer the likelihood of it being blood. Probably some animals, thought Oliver. As the captain's rig motored further away from the mysterious activities going on around the craft, and, noticing as he was lowering his field glasses, that he swears to himself he got a parting glimp of a pale human foot clamped in the jaws of one emerging shark. Though the thought had occurred to him, he dismissed quickly any notion of approaching the manned, idle boat in an attempt to see what was going on. As the boat's presence faded out of sight, Captain Chaney thought out loud: "Hell, why am I so curious about something that is absolutly none of my business, anyway? " What Captain Oliver Chaney doesn't know.... and what he'll never know, is the fact he witnessed the last rites Of Officer Ron Owens. | |
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| 11-07-11 05:14am - 4794 days | #26 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
So is Officer Ron Owens resting in peace, or was he sent down below for his sins? Questions for the inquiring minds to ponder. | |
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| 11-08-11 06:29pm - 4793 days | #27 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Good question, fireone.....You've just introduced a query that in-itself should make a stirring thread. And thanks for your post, 1K2 .........I now know at least one person was following this story. Edited on Nov 08, 2011, 06:46pm | |
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| 11-08-11 07:08pm - 4793 days | #28 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
"I certainly hope I am not the poor son of a bitch that is going to have his porn stolen!" Quote from BadAndy Post #14 You can rest easy now , BadAndy. Your Porn collection is now safe. But don't drop your guard! The world is still full of Ron Owens' kind. | |
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| 11-08-11 07:09pm - 4793 days | #29 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
"I certainly hope I am not the poor son of a bitch that is going to have his porn stolen!" Quote from BadAndy Post #14 You can rest easy now , BadAndy. Your Porn collection is now safe. But don't drop your guard! The world is still of Ron Owens' kind.  WOULD SOMEBODY ON THE CUTTING-ROOM-FLOOR AT PORN USER HEADQUARTERS PLEASE DELETE THIS DUPLICATE ENTRY.... SINCE I CAN'T FIND A WAY MYSELF....... MANY THANKS. Edited on Nov 08, 2011, 07:21pm | |
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