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| 07-12-09 03:59pm - 5642 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Doug62 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 19 Registered: May 08, '07 |
Ukraine bans all porn Ukraine bans all porn. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/07/ukraine_bans_filth/ | |
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| 07-12-09 06:26pm - 5642 days | #2 | |
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jd1961 (0)
Active User  Posts: 296 Registered: Jun 07, '07 |
OK... Can anyone explain what would constitiute a medicinal use of porn? | |
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| 07-12-09 08:09pm - 5642 days | #3 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
You know when they want a guy to fill the cum-cup and he is have a hard time. They might let porn be used in places like that. If they pass a law against any porn possession here in the USA I will be in deep shit! They said you could get up to 3 years in prison. With as much as I and some other users already have they might press for three Pluto-years! "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 07-12-09 10:47pm - 5641 days | #4 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hopefully you (and all of us here at PU as well) could get some kind of grandfather clause, because otherwise...well, I don't even want to think about it. Maybe medicinal could mean an alternative to Viagra or Cialis -- it is probably cheaper and safer (and has yet to be publicly endorsed by any idiot senators). Plus, it's got to be good for relieving stress, or at least the first step in doing so, plus it helps relationships, not to mention all the people who claim they are "addicted" and could be using drugs instead. Remind me to never, ever, visit Ukraine! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 07-13-09 02:54am - 5641 days | #5 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
That's right turboshaft. Never go to Ukraine. If you are ever tempted just remember you can always order a few of the Ukraine girls from a mail order catalog and enjoy the best part of any country right from the comfort of your bedroom. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 07-13-09 03:23am - 5641 days | #6 | |
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jd1961 (0)
Active User Posts: 296 Registered: Jun 07, '07 |
Anti-porn laws exist in many states. Edited on Jul 13, 2009, 03:28am | |
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| 07-13-09 10:54am - 5641 days | #7 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
x Edited on Apr 20, 2023, 01:21pm | |
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| 07-13-09 12:01pm - 5641 days | #8 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Well I certainly hold up my end of porn consumption in Ohio. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 07-13-09 01:21pm - 5641 days | #9 | |
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jd1961 (0)
Active User Posts: 296 Registered: Jun 07, '07 |
That refers to internet porn surfing and it's because it's illegal to sell porn in those states, people were reading way too much into that. | |
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| 07-13-09 02:41pm - 5641 days | #10 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
"Pornography is vulgar, candid, cynical, obscene depiction of sexual acts, pursuing no other goal, the explicit demonstration of genitals, unethical elements of the sexual act, sexual perversions, realistic sketches that do not meet moral criteria and offend honour and dignity of the human by inciting low instincts." This is the translation of the definition of porn from a 2003 law in the Ukraine, taken from the article that Doug62 linked to. As you can see, it's simply chock-full of vice and virtue terms, making it so subjective as to render the definition a bit low on the "cojones" meter. Yet it provides an out. All one needs to do is pursue an additional goal. Have one of the actors spell out a wicked word -- like the commonly misspelled "occasionally" -- and, voila, it has an educational goal, too. And then it's no longer (huff-groan-scream-splooge) porn. BTW. Are the "Saw" films illegal in the Ukraine? I guess that they do not incite low instincts. People go to see them because they have high purposes, I'm sure. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-13-09 06:27pm - 5641 days | #11 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
But those are the best laws. You certainly don't want a logical well worded law that would make it next to impossbile to know who's guilty and who isn't. This is the kind of law meant to scare everyone because the door is wide open to interpretation. If you live in Ukraine and own porn movies at this moment. Aren't you affraid that one of your neighbors who's pissed at you calls the police and rats you out. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 07-15-09 10:03pm - 5638 days | #12 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
If not "Saw" and its sequels, probably the "Hostel" series, because they do not exactly portray eastern Europe in the best light. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 07-16-09 02:26pm - 5638 days | #13 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Ukraine bans Baron Cohen's 'Bruno' film as immoral July 15, 2009, 10:53 AM EST KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- Ukraine's Culture Ministry says it has banned Sacha Baron Cohen's new hit movie, "Bruno," because it's immoral. The movie is centered around the adventures of a flamboyant gay fashion journalist from Austria. ------------------------- I for one am glad that important and wise politicians are looking out for our welfare, and will help us to lead better lives. | |
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| 07-16-09 04:51pm - 5638 days | #14 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Exactly I wish someone here would ban that movie. I might otherwise be force to watch it and have my soul eaten by immorality. God knows that if someone does not step in and tell me what movies are right and wrong I will simply be a lost soul and damned to eternal torment over what I would see on the screen. Pure evil! "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 07-16-09 06:11pm - 5638 days | #15 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
badandy400, send me your complete porno collection and I will be glad to tell you which videos and pix you are allowed to watch. lk2fireone the Wise and Magnificent | |
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