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| 06-30-10 09:32am - 5289 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I want to retire immediately .... ... Evan Stone, Lee Stone, ? Janeiro, Dirty Harry, Ron Jeremy .. that's it for a start!  | |
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| 06-30-10 10:10am - 5289 days | #2 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
 Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 06-30-10 10:18am - 5289 days | #3 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
You'd never come across them, Capn, because you download pictures only. They are some of the ubiquitous porn stars one finds in every second DVD! And they are so ugly that the girls must shudder when they are told they will have to do a scene with them! | |
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| 06-30-10 10:23am - 5289 days | #4 | |
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anyonebutme (0)
Active User  Posts: 294 Registered: Aug 23, '09 |
Ah the wonders of girl-only porn, I never have to look at those you list  | |
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| 06-30-10 11:58am - 5289 days | #5 | |
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Sevrin (0)
Active User  Posts: 80 Registered: May 30, '10 |
Not to mention that there's no chance of being converted to manlove.  | |
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| 06-30-10 12:40pm - 5289 days | #6 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I'm almost there, just me. I am about to subscribe to a Lesbian site! | |
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| 06-30-10 12:41pm - 5289 days | #7 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
There's always that, Sevrin! Not that there's anything wrong with it!  | |
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| 06-30-10 01:47pm - 5289 days | #8 | |
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WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User  Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
I read somewhere that putting ugly guys in porn flicks makes the average viewer feel better about themselves, as in, hey, if Quasimodo here can nail a beautiful girl, so can I! One Japanese video site I was a member of had one DVD featuring a single beautiful girl with a bevy of REALLY ugly men, and no, she didn't look too thrilled. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
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| 06-30-10 02:55pm - 5289 days | #9 | |
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hodayathink (0)
Active User Posts: 312 Registered: Mar 27, '09 Location: Illinois |
If Evan Stone retired, I would be pretty sad, because I, for one, find that guy hilarious. Everyone else on this list I could do without. | |
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| 06-30-10 05:38pm - 5289 days | #10 | |
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anyonebutme (0)
Active User Posts: 294 Registered: Aug 23, '09 |
Don't know, I think it may be more like "Hey, that girl will fuck Quasimodo but would not even give me the time of day  " | |
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| 06-30-10 06:54pm - 5289 days | #11 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
Evan Stone? Girls hate him? Have you talked to any girls that have worked with him? They love him! The guy's hilarious and gets great scenes out of most of the women he works with. | |
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| 06-30-10 11:37pm - 5288 days | #12 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Yeah, I almost never feel better about myself after watching hardcore porn, instead I am thinking "Goddamnit, that guy just got two girls and he looks like an escaped convict! So what the fuck is wrong with me?!" And even if I had some separated-at-birth identical twin running around--which by itself is enough to make most people go  --and then I saw him in a video I would still wonder why I'm not with a hot chick like his partner doing crazy stuff that makes the Kama Sutra look boring. With the dudes I think it's more about reliability over looks or how they make viewers feel. Yeah, some of these are genuinely creepy guys but they can probably guarantee a performance and that's a priority in hardcore. The looks of the females is much more important though, even if their performance is akin to watching grass grow. Hey, they (almost) never have to ejaculate so a pretty face helps! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 07-01-10 04:57am - 5288 days | #13 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
If you look at some of the material on the "young and old" sites, you'll see guys that are ugly, and fat, and wrinkly and withering as well. Yet quite a few of the girls at least seem as though they're enjoying it. I mean girls like Lauryn May, Leanna Sweet, and Jasmine Gold. I guess they're just real professionals! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-01-10 09:51am - 5288 days | #14 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
I second Ron Jeremy at least. I have been wanting rid of his ugly ass for years. No guy in porn should be fatter than me. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 07-01-10 10:37am - 5288 days | #15 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I don't believe any of that Old-Young material because I remember my youth and how turned off I was by any woman over forty when I was eighteen. They seemed absolutely ancient. For that reason I would rather have videos of my contemporaries (fifties and up) than those of teenies pretending to be excited over men twice or even three times their age. Remembering how I felt as a young man I simply can't build a fantasy based on that scenario. Mind you, solo picture sets and videos of young women are a completely different thing. I do appreciate beauty in young and old alike. Edited on Jul 01, 2010, 07:10pm | |
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| 07-01-10 10:44am - 5288 days | #16 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I think I said girls must shudder, not that they hate him, Pink Panther. And I freely confess that I might be wrong if indeed he is as charming and witty as some say. My problem is I find him so ugly that I never download a scene that contains him because it would be ruined for me. In my eyes he's right up there with Fabio as one of the ugliest men on earth. Yes, I know, women swoon over Fabio, too .. so let's take poor Evan off my list!  | |
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| 07-01-10 05:18pm - 5288 days | #17 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
But he's more than twice your age so wouldn't you expect him to be a little heavier? Also I bet his fame will keep him from disappearing anytime soon, and he's probably too much of an attention whore to get, much less stay, behind a camera for any length of time. I can only imagine if he were doing a casting video with some newbie teen and when she realizes who he is she coaxes him into putting the camera into auto mode and releasing his hedgehog.  I think he's pretty funny in non-porn roles (which he apparently can't say no to either) and I've heard and read he's quite polite and nice on set but seeing him disrobe and beach his furry mass on some pretty girl is never that fun. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 07-01-10 06:19pm - 5288 days | #18 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
What guys think women think about guys has little to no relation about what women actually think about guys. Yet another lesson learned venturing to strip clubs. I read a review of a club I go to that has a lot of older Asian men as day-time regulars. The reviewer was going on about how awful the dancers must feel being pawed over by these wretched old men. I've talked to the dancers there - the majority think the old geezers are pretty cute and they like teasing them and getting a rise out of them. Then there's the big heavy guys - again, guys could go on about how awful it would be dealing some fat slob. Talk to the dancers and it ain't necessarily so. If the big heavy guys really are slobs - don't shower or whatever - then yeah, they're not happy about it - but if it's a well-groomed big guy who treats then nice and is generally cool with them, they would rather interact with that person than some snotty young guy that thinks he's all that and is disrespectful. And I hear similar things from porn babes at cam shows. Debi Diamond, for one, loved Ron Jeremy before he really went to seed. Now he's considered rather smelly by a number of girls, which they definitely find a turn-off. | |
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| 07-02-10 07:48pm - 5287 days | #19 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I know dirty Harry has a thread on another forum that goes something like this: Dirty Harry. The Luckiest Ugly Guy. I haven't watched any recent scene with any of these guys except Dirty Harry. As far as I know he doesn't do too many movies anymore. I don't want to watch anything that Ron has done in the last 7+ years. It's not his face as much as the rest of him. I never really liked Lee so I tended to stay away from his stuff but I did enjoy the earlier stuff from Evan. If nothing else, he does have an actual acting talent. It's just that the stuff he now does is often spoof and I can't stand any of them. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 07-02-10 09:03pm - 5287 days | #20 | |
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anyonebutme (0)
Active User Posts: 294 Registered: Aug 23, '09 |
hehe There is a video clip somewhere of a porn sex scene that should be taking place but instead Evan Stone is all cuddled up in a Snuggie on the couch reading a book, he doesn't want to give it up to go have sex. Ron Jeremy overhears them, offers to replace Evan in the sex scene, though Evan starts telling Ron how great the Snuggie feels "it's like being inside a vagina". Ends with Evan & Ron together under the Snuggie while the girl standing off to the side in disgust of both of them  Okay my descriptions are bad, the vid is better but don't know if it's out anywhere... | |
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| 07-02-10 09:46pm - 5286 days | #21 | |
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hodayathink (0)
Active User Posts: 312 Registered: Mar 27, '09 Location: Illinois |
I've seen the video you're talking about, it was a segment taped for the 2010 AVN awards and it was pretty hilarious. | |
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