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05-20-09  09:16am - 5695 days Original Post - #1
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PUerview #2: pat362

Hey pat362 ... c'mon down !!

I'm pleased to announce that Pat has agreed to be our next PU Interviewee. We're looking forward to learning a little more about this regular here at PU. We hope the other users will join in the fun and ask Pat some questions of their own.

Pat, remember, we do understand the desire for a certain measure of anonymity so don't feel obliged to give answers that are too personal.

So, without further ado, here's our questions ...

1. Can you describe a typical work day? No company names please, Wittyguy might be your boss.

2. Is there anything noteworthy about your education?

3. What kind of car do you drive ... and is it the car you'd like to be driving?

4. Do you drink? If so, what's your favorite drink?

5. Your profile mentions you're single; is there a significant other or are you still playing the field?

6. If you could bang any porn star or celebrity, who would it be?

7. If you had to choose, would you rather be a porn star or the director?

8. What's the first adult material (porn) that you recall seeing?

9. What part of the world did you grow up in? Any interesting childhood stories?

10. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

11. If another porn user looked at your porn stash, what would they probably notice first?

12. In your profile you mention you like sci-fi, so what kind of sci-fi do you enjoy? Do you ever look for sci-fi in porn sites?

13. What else do you do for relaxation?

14. What is it about reality TV that you dislike?

15. Do you have a life goal or something special you'd like to accomplish?

16. Can you tell us about any special skills or talents you may have?

17. Do you think being religious and viewing porn can go together?

18. Do you think porn addiction exists and should it require professional help?

19. In general, how much do you trust adult sites? With your credit card ...to deliver what they promise ... etc?

20. Have you ever gotten tricked into cross-sales or offers you didn't mean to accept?

21. When reading your PU Reviews, what should fellow users keep in mind about you?

22. What would you say to encourage others to give a forum interview?

23. What's your favorite part of PornUsers.com ?

Suppose that's enough to get started with. Again, we really appreciate you participating in this. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator
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05-20-09  12:31pm - 5695 days #2
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Originally Posted by Khan:



So, without further ado, here's our questions ...

1. Can you describe a typical work day? No company names please, Wittyguy might be your boss.


Pat, you're fired. Oh wait, you work in the Canadian branch office. That's punishment enough. Edited on Apr 20, 2023, 01:07pm

05-20-09  12:50pm - 5695 days #3
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Heres another question,
Have you ever used Hemroid cream for anything other then hemroids LOL.

Thats cool... congrats Pat. Cant wait to read it. Since 2007

05-20-09  07:03pm - 5695 days #4
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Let me fist say thanks to Khan, Rick and the rest of the people involved with PU. I'm honored to have been asked to tell you a little about myself. I'll number my answers to match the questions.

1- My typical work day usually starts around 6am when I get up and get ready to got to work. I'm a salesman for an instruments distributor. In case some of you are wondering just what kind of instrument I sell, then the answer is that if you want to measure something then I can probably sell you the instrument that will do that. My work day is 8 to 5, but I like to get to the office early. There is less traffic and I tend to stay above water since sales can be hell on most good day(donm't ask about the bad ones).

2-I do not have any higher education (ie university). I have just a junior college degree. I was foolish, in my youth, to start working at a young age and because the money was good decided to forgo the university option. I sometime regret not having gone to university
so kids stay in school. I think that one day I may decide to try university.

3-I drive a Honda Civic, but I'd love to own a Volvo or Subaru. I'm a big fan of "The Transporter" so I have a desire to drive an Audi.

4-Being Canadian means that I did not have to wait until I was 21 to legally start drinking. I sometime wish that Americans would alter that law. If you start drinking at 18 then by the time you reach 21 then you may find that it's not as fun as you tought it was. I'm not a big drinker. I mostly limit myself to Vodka coolers and white wine. I've tried a couple of diferent beers, but the taste just does not appeal. I can honestly say that I have never drank enough alcohol to make me sick or to black out.

5-Single and still playing the field. I envy people that have a significant other. Strange that most of them look at it the other way and envy me my freedom. I guess it's the old the grass is always greener on the neighbors lawn.

6-I would never want to bang a pornstar in real life. Having read enough forums discussion about the amount of STD's going through the porn wold then that makes most of them unapealing. That said in a fantasy world then Faye Reagan and Annette Heaven would be at the top of my list. I wouldn't mind spending a couple of hours in bed with Jennifer Biel. In my fantasy wold then I always had a thing for Marilyn Monroe. Shew did leave us too soon.

7-Director. I do not perform well in front of an audience and after my above comment then no way am I taking a chance on an STD.

8-National Geographic(It's not porn, but they had topless women). I guess Playboy would be my next guess. Of course my Playboy was the all natural look. Photoshop did not exist and plastic surgery was not part of their mentality. If we are talking movie then it may well have been soft core porn starring Edwidge Fenech.

9-I was born in Quebec, Canada and I have lived here all my life.

10-I don't know if I could pick a place in particular as much as a setting. If any of you know a place where there is a lot of wind, rain and near either a body of water then let me know. I wouild love to live in Space but I don't think I'd enjoy it as much as I think I might.

11-It's a mess with no logical order. My porn taste are like most of all my other taste...Varied. I like the soft lesbian romantic style to the heavy gang bang stuff. At the core I need a story to go with my porn. That is one of the main reason why a lot of todays stuff leaves me wanting and why I look for stuff that is 10yrs or more.

12-I don't look for sci-fi in porn, and frankly don't understand the appeal. I like almost every kind of sci-fi there is. Like my porn it has to have a story. One of my favorite movie of all time is Forbiden Planet. On TV then go back to the days of Lost in Space, Star Trek, Time Tunnel, Jason of Star Command, Bigfoot and Wild Boy,
Fantasy Island(the place, the plane), Babylon 5. I'm still pissed at Fox for screwing with Firefly. That show was amazing, and now I can add Terminator to the reasons for being pissed at Fox. At least Fringe and Chuck will be back.

13-I love to read. I sometime regret not having started to read books(I'm not counting comic books) wuntil I was about 14. I usually read 2-3 books per week. It depends on the length and if I am re-reading that novel. I just finished the Twilight series of books. I watch some TV since I cannot stand reality crap that is now everywhere. I go to the movie and like to take walks in the woods.

14-The thing about reality TV is that it is the exact opposite of Reality TV. A sitcom or drama is actors pretending to be somebody else to entertain us. Reality TV is suppose to be real people but is in fact actors pretending to be real people. It catters to our voyeuristic nature, because we are meant to belive that what we are seeing are real people acting like they normally do. YTou put a camerta infront of anybody and they are not being themselves.

15-I can't say that I have a specific goal for myself. I should but I haven't.

16-I am very good a reading people. I don't know if it's psychic or just a mixture of body movement, facial expression, smell or a few other things, but I can almost read what is going through somebody's mind.

17-Since I am a devote Catholic and I watch porn then I guess they can go together. As far as I know viewing porn per say is not a sin.
It's mostly what is done to others for that porn that is the sin. So I guess my enjoying porn is indirectly a sin. I could console myself that it's not one of the big ones, but I will still have to justify that one to God.

18-Of course porn addiction exist. Why should porn be any different than almost anything else. I'd describe an addiction as anything that you cannot walk away from for a long period. I'm addicted to coffee. I don't need to drink more than one cup a day, but God fordid if I miss one. The headache will be with me all day long. I suspect that if you think you are addicted and no longer want to be the seek professional help. It can't hurt and my be good for you.

19-I trust the site to handle my personnal credit card info, but that doesn' mean that the content will match the hype or expectation.
If it did then PU might not exist.

20-I don't think I have ever been tricked into a cross sale. I may have joined some seriously crappy sites, but they were the ones I picked up front.

21-I'm only human, so if you have issue with the review they let me know. I don't mind having to justify something and I love to get feedback. Criticism is not necessarily a bad thing. How else can we grow if we aren't shown our mistakes.

22-It's painless and fun.

23-My 2 favorite parts are all the great reviews that have saved me tons of money or made me spend my hard earned cash and of course the forum. I don't think I could remain a member if either of these disapeared tomorrow.

24-Hi Wittyguy. I'm still waiting for my raise you cheapskate

25-Hi Cybertoad. No I have never used Preparation H for it's primary use or for what it is now often used. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-20-09  07:18pm - 5695 days #5
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Well great !!!

Kinda thought you'd spread the answers out but hey, if all together works for you, then we're thrilled.

Some interesting answers, to be sure. Thanks again for participating.

Oh, and I fear to ask .... what is Preparation H used for these days? Former PornUsers Senior Administrator
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05-20-09  07:42pm - 5695 days #6
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Quebec is a lovely city. I was wondering: Do you speak French? Myself, I'm a typical American and only speak English. Rather sad, but true. That said, I'll be going back to Montreal soon, rather looking forward to it, it's another lovely city :-)

Also, I'm with Khan, what's the other use for Preparation H these days? "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!"

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05-20-09  11:57pm - 5694 days #7
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Originally Posted by pat362:



4-Being Canadian means that I did not have to wait until I was 21 to legally start drinking. I sometime wish that Americans would alter that law.


I live near the border, and when the drinking age was raised to 21, everyone just drove across the bridge...and enjoyed the Canadian Ballet as well!

05-21-09  02:11am - 5694 days #8
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On #4, the good thing about the 21 and over drinking age in America, at least for me, I wasn't interested in drinking once it was legal! I probably drank more from 18-21 than I have over the rest of my life.

And on #10, San Francisco is pretty windy, rainy and near a body of water. Beautiful city to visit. My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk

05-21-09  06:39pm - 5694 days #9
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Originally Posted by Khan:


Well great !!!

Kinda thought you'd spread the answers out but hey, if all together works for you, then we're thrilled.

Some interesting answers, to be sure. Thanks again for participating.

Oh, and I fear to ask .... what is Preparation H used for these days?


Thanks for inviting me. It was real fun and I hope that other join the group.

The 2 other reasons that I'm aware people use Preparation H. Men and women use it near or around the eyes to remove wrinkles. The other one is guys rub it on their chest.
I read that it give a better muscle tone.

I don't speak from experience but from having heard it on radio and read it somewhere else as well. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-21-09  06:46pm - 5694 days #10
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Originally Posted by Toadsith:


Quebec is a lovely city. I was wondering: Do you speak French? Myself, I'm a typical American and only speak English. Rather sad, but true. That said, I'll be going back to Montreal soon, rather looking forward to it, it's another lovely city :-)

Also, I'm with Khan, what's the other use for Preparation H these days?


Quebec is a very lovely city. It is a very old city, so there is a lot of history attached to it. The old part of Quebec is similar to many European villages. Montreal is very nice but suffers from bad administration of it. The roads suck, but the women are gorgeous and the food is to die for.

Yes, I speak fluent French. It's too bad that not more people take the advantage of learning both languages. Unless you happen to be of immigrant background or in a southern State then it is next to impossible to learn another language then English. The good thing is you are never too old to learn one. Get yourself a French girlfriend and I guarantee that you will learn French real quickly. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-21-09  06:49pm - 5694 days #11
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Originally Posted by exotics4me:


On #4, the good thing about the 21 and over drinking age in America, at least for me, I wasn't interested in drinking once it was legal! I probably drank more from 18-21 than I have over the rest of my life.

And on #10, San Francisco is pretty windy, rainy and near a body of water. Beautiful city to visit.


I do find that it creates a desire to drink that by the time you reach legal age is almost an obsession.

Thanks for the suggestion. I hadn't thought of SF. Now can you give me another place that isn't a large city. I like to visit big cities but would never want to live in one. I love nature too much. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-21-09  10:00pm - 5693 days #12
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Thanks for the suggestion. I hadn't thought of SF. Now can you give me another place that isn't a large city. I like to visit big cities but would never want to live in one. I love nature too much.


How about most of England? Lots of people, but lots of land too - and England, despite its love of convertibles, has plenty of rain and wind :-) "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!"

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05-21-09  11:15pm - 5693 days #13
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05-22-09  03:30am - 5693 days #14
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I concur with the England bit and expand it include the United Kingdom having lived and worked in Cambridgeshire for three years and having family Edinburgh. Additionally, I would include upstate New York. You get some interesting weather due to being situated between the lakes and the Atlantic ocean. Letum prius Dedecus

05-22-09  12:16pm - 5693 days #15
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Great to learn more about your Pat! Thanks for participating in the PUerview. The Best Porn - Ultimate Consumer Guide to Porn
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05-23-09  12:07am - 5692 days #16
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Originally Posted by pat362:


I do find that it creates a desire to drink that by the time you reach legal age is almost an obsession.

Thanks for the suggestion. I hadn't thought of SF. Now can you give me another place that isn't a large city. I like to visit big cities but would never want to live in one. I love nature too much.


Then I would recommend one of those western Oregon cities/towns. Maybe Coos Bay, it is one of the 10 rainiest cities in the US and just a few miles south is what is considered the windiest area in the US and is just off the Pacific Ocean. Population around 15,000. Almost all of Oregon is outdoorsy type cities/towns, lots of forests and trails to hike, walk, bike. I've only been through Coos Bay on the way to Corvallis, Oregon to see a college football game, but it kills several of your birds with one stone! My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk

05-23-09  04:47am - 5692 days #17
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An entertaining and enjoyable read.

05-23-09  10:20pm - 5691 days #18
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YES IT WAS GREAT, THANK YOU FOR SHARING . Since 2007

05-26-09  04:26am - 5689 days #19
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Thanks for everyone's suggestion on places to live. I like the Oregon idea best since it's still in North America. Englend is a little far to go for rain and wind.

P.S: If one of you does try the Preparation H trick...Please don't forget to let us know. I never tried it but since I read that it's suppose to work. I have often been curiuous. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-26-09  11:35am - 5689 days #20
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x Edited on Apr 20, 2023, 01:07pm

05-26-09  02:46pm - 5689 days #21
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I like these interviews, they are entertaining and worthwhile reads. Thanks for the submissions pat362 and I enjoyed learning more about you as a person and not just as a perv!

Keep 'em comin'! Sexted From My iPad

05-26-09  07:05pm - 5689 days #22
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Originally Posted by GCode:


I like these interviews, they are entertaining and worthwhile reads. Thanks for the submissions pat362 and I enjoyed learning more about you as a person and not just as a perv!

Keep 'em comin'!


Wait...I thought all we were was pervs! :)

I do not believe the drinking age should be changed. 21 somewhat ensures that people will be out of high school before they can begin heavy drinking. Well at least it should ensure that. Most kids turn 18 while being high school seniors, and this would certainly the tail end of that year much worse for them. I knew kids who drank anyway, but because it was not legal they had to be more discrete about it thus did it less and made sure not to be found out by teachers and such. Leave it as it stands. As Chef from South Parks said "there is a time for everything, and it is college." Let them get out of high school before screwing them up.

Sounds like your collection brew as mine, unorganized! Mine is a mess due partly to previous laziness and largely to it being spread over many disks. If you find a good solution please let me know! Well at least a solution that does not require 1000 hours of manual organization and other work. :)

Thanks for sharing some insight into your life. I cant wait to read the next PU biography. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~

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