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| 10-09-08 09:48am - 5875 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
the Official ABRACADABRA Thread In another thread there was some mention of common online acronyms. Which reminded me ... Back when I worked with the DoD we had a reference book with the title "ABRACADABRA" but it wasn't about the ancient magical term. Rather, it was a book listing acronyms and their meanings. Which brings me to say ... This is the Official ABRACADABRA Thread ! What I'd like to suggest is that we compile a list of acronyms commonly used in the discussion of online porn or just in online discussions in general. That way, new Users here can have a place to refer to when they run across an acronym (in a Review/remark or forum post) that they can't figure out. It might also be especially helpful to those that aren't native English speakers. So I'll start it off ... ATM = Ass-to-Mouth BJ = Blow Job (felatio) BBW = Big Beautiful Women BDSM = Bondage, Discipline, Sadism, Masochism GG = Girl/Girl BG = Boy/Girl BBG = Boy/Boy/Girl BGG = Boy/Girl/Girl DP = Double Penatration MILF = Mothers I'd Like to F**k POV = Point Of View GLB = Gay Lesbian Bisexual LGBT = Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgendered BFD = Big F**king Deal FUBAR = F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition FWIW = For What It's Worth FYI = For Your Information IMO = In My Opinion (sometimes IMHO where H=Humble) KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid LOL = Laugh Out Loud (some read as Lots of Laughs) LMAO = Laugh My Ass Off ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing SNAFU = Situation Normal, All F**ked Up SSDD = Same Shit Different Day TGIF = Thank God It's Friday TIA = Thanks In Advance WTF = What The F**k? AVS = Adult Verification System FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions TOS = Terms of Service POTD = Pic(ture) Of The Day TGP = Thumbnail Gallery Post MGP = Movie Gallery Post VOD = Video on Demand WM = Webmaster RSS = Really Simple Syndication or RSS = Rich Site Summary IP = Internet protocol ( address ) DNS = Domain Name Server PLBKC = Problem Lies Between Keyboard & Chair (generally used by a support person) WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get (Pronounced Wiz-ee-wig) ... please add other acronyms as you think of them. If we each add a few we'll grow a good list in no time. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson Edited on Dec 17, 2013, 08:42am (Khan: added fyi) | |
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| 10-09-08 10:58am - 5875 days | #2 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User  Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
This should definitely be a sticky post! Here are some more: BTW = By The Way TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch DRM = Digital Rights Management YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary POS = Piece Of Shit DPP = Double Pussy Penetration DAP = Double Anal Penetration OMG = Oh My God NFW = No Fucking Way AFK = Away From Keyboard Also, MILF occasionally shows up as MILTF. It should be noted that the Military wouldn't just use Abracadabra without deciding it should be an acronym itself: Abbreviations and Related Acronyms Associated with Defense and Business and Radio Electronics "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo Edited on Oct 09, 2008, 11:19am | |
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| 10-09-08 04:59pm - 5875 days | #3 | |
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Monahan (0)
Active User  Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
My standard one is WGAF - Who Gives A Fuck and it's associated term, WGAS - Who Gives A Shit Then there's another that I seldom use any more BIOYA - Blow It Out Your Ass Finally there's the Porn Industry Association of Female Anal Performers, ROGAH - The Royal Order of the Gaping Ass Holes Edited on Oct 09, 2008, 05:03pm | |
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| 10-10-08 09:32am - 5874 days | #4 | |
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dghillza (0)
Active User Posts: 12 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: Sandton, South Africa |
ASP Adult Service Provider ATF All-Time Favorite ATM Ass to Mouth BBBJ bareback blow-job: Fellatio without a condom. BBBJTC bare back blow job to completion BBBJTCIM bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCWS bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF bare back blow job with facial BBFS bare back full service BBW Big Beautiful Woman BCD Behind Closed Doors BFE Boyfriend Experience BJ Blowjob BL Ball Licking BLS Ball Licking and Sucking BSB Bus Stop Babe CBJ covered blow-job : Fellatio with a condom. CDS covered doggy style CFS covered full service : Intercourse with a condom. CG cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CMD carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CIM come in mouth COF Come on face DFK deep french kissing D&T : Deep and Tight DATO Dining at the O : Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus. DATY dining at the Y. : Cunnilingus DDP double digit penetration, vagina and anus DT Deep Throat - The recipient "swallows" the length of the penis. DDG drop dead gorgeous DIY do it yourself masturbation FIV finger in vagina FOV finger outside vagina HJ handjob : Manual stimulation of the penis. HWP Height/Weight Proportional J353 : Oral stimulation and deep tongue penetration of the female's anus by the male. LE Law Enforcement. LBFM: Little Brown Fucking Machines : Possibly from US Army - Vietnam War, describing the skin of darker coloured asian women. MILF Mom I'd Like to Fuck : An attractive woman in her 30's or 40's. MFAQL : Marry first, ask questions later MSOG Multiple Shots on Goal NQBS Non-Quitter, But Spitter : Fellatio in which CIM occurs and the recipient spits the semen out. NQNS Non-Quitter, Non-Spitter : Fellatio in which CIM occurs and the recipient swallows the semen. OWO oral without R&T Rub and Tug : Hand relief RHG Red Hot Gem : A must see for return visits, way above average. STD Sexually Transmitted Disease STL Swollow the lot: Swallows all the semen TOFTT Took One For The Team TS Transexual TS Table Shower : An activity in which the client lies on a raised table, and is washed by an attendant. Usually found at AMPs. TUMA Tongue Up My Ass TV Transvestite 50/50 or "half and half" : Oral sex to stimulate the male followed by intercourse I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence | |
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| 10-10-08 11:15am - 5874 days | #5 | |
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Monahan (0)
Active User Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
One other archaic term that is hardly used any more: FUCK - For Unauthorized Carnal Knowledge. Fornication Under Consent of the King. Actually, this term has been discussed on Snopes. Click on this link to see the origins of the term. | |
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| 12-02-08 08:50am - 5821 days | #6 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Would it be possible to have an alphabetical listing of the acronyms and their meanings, at the start/top of the Official ABRACADABRA Thread? Then follow the listing with the regular thread postings. That way, it would be easier to use the thread as a guide to acronyms. Otherwise, if you search for a specific acronym, the thread is harder to use, since you have to use a browser search function. Since you do vet each post by the members, I would think it should be simple, once you wrote the code, to do it automatically, after you select any new acronyms from the newest posts, to compile a new updated list, to be posted at the head of the thread. (Don't mean to add more work for you to do, just a suggestion.<G>) Anyway, my contribution to the ABRACADABRA Thread: AFC Average Frustrated Chump (not found on PU site membership, of course) BJ BlowJob FUG Fucking Ugly Girl. A really ugly chick. On the 1-10 scale, a 0. GND Girl Next Door Edited on Dec 02, 2008, 09:17am | |
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| 12-02-08 10:40am - 5821 days | #7 | |
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Denner (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
Jeeeez, you US-PUs sure have the ABRACADABRA at hand... Funny, though - I got some from David Allan Coe, a song called: "X's and O's": I.S.Y.I.M.D.: I'll see you in my dreams or S.D.F.S.D.: Sweet dreams forever sweet dreams. But it's probably from a more innocent time.... (1979) Not much porn there, BUT....... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" | |
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| 12-03-08 05:40pm - 5820 days | #8 | |
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Monahan (0)
Active User Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
I forgot my favorite: PTA P = Pussy T = Tits A = Ass | |
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| 12-04-08 05:49am - 5820 days | #9 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
While I guess it *might* be possible, I don't see it happening any time soon. If you'd like to go through the thread and alphabetize the list and post it at the bottom of the thread, you're welcome to. This thread was just meant to be a fun way users could share the acronyms they use ... it was never meant to be a new project to be special coded and incorporated into the site. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 12-06-08 04:57pm - 5817 days | #10 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
AAA = Anti Acronym Association Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 12-06-08 09:44pm - 5817 days | #11 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Khan. lk2fireone does make a good point, but I would not post it at the top of this page. Rather, have in on an actual site page so it would be easy to find and check for something. Otherwise people would actually have to know this thread exists. Sometimes things that were just meant to be fun are the best kind of project to have. Me, myself, and I second, third, and fourth the idea! :) "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 12-06-08 10:44pm - 5817 days | #12 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User  Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
I "fifth" badandy's idea! Perhaps a "glossary" page accessible from the PU site's main menu? Even better, with how smart the forum editor is (like the spell checker) perhaps someone could type something like ATM and get a prompt to mouse over and get the definition? The same thing could be done with emoticons. Yes, I know, software can do anything, but I can dream... Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-06-08 11:16pm - 5817 days | #13 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Here's another one: STFU = shut the f*** up Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-07-08 07:17am - 5816 days | #14 | |
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Monahan (0)
Active User Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
While were at it, an adjunct glossary of porn terms would be useful, such as Spoon, Pile Driver, Mish, Reverse Cowgirl, Clean Finish, etc. | |
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| 09-21-11 03:55pm - 4798 days | #15 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
One I've been using a lot on WOW - JFC - Jesus Fucking Christ used for all the mental midgets you meet in dungeons. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 09-22-11 08:56am - 4797 days | #16 | |
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Monahan (0)
Active User Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
There are two acronyms that a call center for a software help line told me about. Diagnosis of a problem - PEBCAK - Problem Exists between Chair and Keyboard. Case identification: "this case ID is ten T." ID:10T (idiot) | |
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| 10-12-11 02:13pm - 4777 days | #17 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
most of them I can eventually figure out, but CNFM had me stumped unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-12-11 02:45pm - 4777 days | #18 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Are you sure it isn't CFNM which stands for Clothed Female(s), Naked Men. | |
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| 10-12-11 04:25pm - 4777 days | #19 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Or it could be CMNF. I'm sure with the help of M's clue you could figure that one!  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 10-12-11 04:33pm - 4777 days | #20 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
I am surprised PITA hasn't come up. Pain In The Ass. Or FFS For Fuck's Sake. AFAIK As Far As I Know YMMV Your mileage may vary. ( ie. your experience may differ). Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 10-12-11 06:41pm - 4777 days | #21 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Thanks for the replies CFNM I know but CNFM ? It may be a typo. In the error report of Sunrise Kings' page at TBP.... "Your review of this site is biased. Almost 90% scenes are CNFM which doesn't make for ideal viewing in an outdoor scenes. Even indoor ones in that sense aren't hot..." I can't tell from the context. michael unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-12-11 07:01pm - 4777 days | #22 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Actually, that one showed up in the 2nd post of this thread. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 10-12-11 11:41pm - 4777 days | #23 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
OK missed that one!  Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 10-13-11 04:51am - 4777 days | #24 | |
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otoh (0)
Active User Posts: 159 Registered: Sep 17, '10 Location: UK |
Of course, one notable one missing is OTOH - on the other hand  One of my favourites; I tell myself it's because I like to keep a balanced, objective view of things... but it may just be a preoccupation with what's in my hand. | |
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| 12-16-13 06:44pm - 3981 days | #25 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
This is not an acronym but it has me stumped Cosplay ? Anybody? unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 12-16-13 07:02pm - 3981 days | #26 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
It's short for costume play. Often they're from Japanese animation but can include fantasy role playing, video games or anything sci-fi. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 12-16-13 10:00pm - 3981 days | #27 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I'm not too sure about porn, but it's a big thing for adult nerds; hence all the dressing up (or down!  ) at Comic Con, etc. They are frequently a "sexy" take on comic and video game characters, as the trend seems to be towards hotter and hotter women dressing up, if just for an excuse to show more skin, though I'm sure the genuinely nerdy ones are the real freaks in bed.  There seem to be a few sites devoted to it. Make of that what you will, as I always thought porn was about less clothing. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 12-17-13 01:34am - 3981 days | #28 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Thank you both M unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 12-17-13 02:54pm - 3980 days | #29 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Many thanks, Khan. This is going to be a big, big help for me, as well as, I'm sure, to all the others.  | |
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| 12-17-13 09:36pm - 3980 days | #30 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Well, glad you'll find it is a help. I'm not sure how much of a help it'll be in general as the thread has been around since 2008 and obviously, not all users know it's here. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 12-18-13 11:47am - 3979 days | #31 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Ouch! You did indeed personally inform me about this thread, little over a year ago. Another example of age-related inter-cranium circuitry-dropout.  Thinkin' of changing my user-name to graymush. | |
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| 12-18-13 12:29pm - 3979 days | #32 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Don't sweat it graymane. If this is the worst thing you forget then you're in great shape. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 12-18-13 01:07pm - 3979 days | #33 | |
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biker (0)
Active User  Posts: 632 Registered: May 03, '08 Location: milwaukee, wi |
Graymane: I have left the house without my wallet. Rather embarrassing when you are in the check-out line. I keep everything I leave the apartment with in the same place, so I have to wonder what part of the universe my brain is visiting at those times. Warning Will Robinson | |
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