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| 06-24-12 08:14am - 4564 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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elephant (0)
Active User  Posts: 585 Registered: Jan 11, '07 |
Do you have something you don't find the least bit interesting in porn I know its a rather oddish question but just joined the FTV Girls and Nubiles 2 for 1 deal and loving the ftv girls lesbian and public nudity and even most other things but masturbation and especially with a dildo or toy I just don't find that interesting, I really can't put my finger on why this is, kind of makes nubiles not really worth it for me looking through as its nearly all masturbation with the odd hardcore flick, I mainly joined for FTV girls but thought why not pay $5 more for the 2 sites. But try as I might a girl with a plastic penis in her just doesn't do anything for me and yeah I dunno why. I can take a solo video (not too much of a fan to be honest) if the girl is total knockout but prefer her just nude to masturbation, weird i know lol. I'm also not a fan of rough blowjobs or bdsm, not for me. Anyone else with a porn niche they just don't like. "Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand." WILLIAM CONGREVE | |
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| 06-24-12 09:04am - 4564 days | #2 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I'm with you, elephant, on this one. There isn't much I'm not interested in, but I don't have a big interest solo stuff and no interest at all in girls using dildos on themselves. | |
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| 06-24-12 11:26am - 4564 days | #3 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Yes, whilst there may be some common ground, our tastes here are very diverse. A lot of hardcore porn does nothing for me. I like softcore solo, provided I get a decent view of full nudity!  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 06-24-12 11:39am - 4564 days | #4 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended  Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
You're probably seeking erotica, elephant -- a welcome distraction from graphic porn. More fantasy, more lingering over the subtle elements of the photographs. The masturbation/dildo shots likely violate the artistic nature of the shots for you. To me, some of the sexiest shots are non-nude. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 06-24-12 02:25pm - 4564 days | #5 | |
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elephant (0)
Active User Posts: 585 Registered: Jan 11, '07 |
Yeah you are probably right Heather its the charge of eroticism of simply seeing a naked babe, something very special about the naked woman, comes in lots of sizes and shapes but looks amazing when the woman is blessed with good looks. Often non-nudes can be amazing I agree, I've become very fond of looking through tumblr sites at fashion and arty shots with nudes and non nudes featured and some of the photos are breathtaking and just are simply amazing, the best stuff I've ever seen in photos. Sites that do porn could learn so much from some of these guys about capturing women and not always having to be nude with a plastic dildo in them within a few frames. I'm not really a photo type of guy because mostly on porn sites the photo lack any erotic edge for me and I usually stick to video they usually are lame the photos and often the same shot loads of times, I'd prefer my arty shots to hardcore in pictures, I've rarely seen hardcore done well in picture form. Although its good to see with sites like xart doing hardcore that is changing. "Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand." WILLIAM CONGREVE | |
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| 06-24-12 04:29pm - 4564 days | #6 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I'm a big fan of softcore, erotic photography and a pretty big fan of hardcore videos. However, there are things that don't interest me in one and/or the other for sure. I'm not interested in feet or toe sucking or foot fucking. I'll have to admit seeing a Jenna Haze scene that kind of "stirred" me, shall we say, but I think it was just Jenna's attitude that got to me. The whole fetish look thing you get at Suze Randall and Ken Marcus and such don't appeal to me, but I like uniforms as they're done at the "Only" sites and the ATK sites. Those are really nice. The dom/sub and bsdm type stuff with the darkened atmosphere just make me want to kill the lights completely. Facials get ignored. I just don't get that at all. I'd give the girl a kiss after sex, but I wouldn't paste her on the nose with the jizz bomb. To me, that's no less strange than throwing open the window and firing it at the pigeons. Also, smearing food on ain't part of my diet. And those stupid, ultra-cliche angel wings, arrgghh! Enough!! But what I could really do with less of is all of that dildo play and excessive pussy displaying that shows up so much in softcore porn. Nubiles, I remember in its early days wasn't a toy-toy-toy-crazy site, but it has been for a few years now. They would have done a lot better with a MetArt approach, if you ask me. That is, keep the often bright atmosphere of Nubiles, which I like, and show off the bodies, not the fucking plastic injection molded thing going in the hole in nearly every damn photo set. I haven't rejoined Nubiles in over a year and a half now, btw. Three years ago, I bitched about it in a  comment. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Jun 24, 2012, 04:46pm | |
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| 06-24-12 05:49pm - 4564 days | #7 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Pretty kinky, Drooler.  Seriously, though, if I were a director, I'd let the woman finish the man off (and focus much more on presenting the happy ending in an erotic way). It's pretty disappointing and monotonous to see males pumping away while the woman just kneels there waiting. Zzzz. That's not a natural finish. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 06-24-12 05:51pm - 4564 days | #8 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User  Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Off the top of my head, only three specific forms of play represented in porn do I have aversion to: Scat play, Blood play, Needle play. Generally curiosity will make me at least glance at nearly anything else. I'm sure there are probably other exceptions, but nothing immediately comes to mind. There are certainly mountains of fetishes I don't collect, but that doesn't mean I don't take a peak now and again when an unusual one pops up. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 06-24-12 06:08pm - 4564 days | #9 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Yes, God yes, the extended man pumping needs to be done away with. If the male performer is having trouble finishing without using his own digital techniques, at least trim the scene down in post so we don't have to watch him wring the one-eyed wonder weasel in front of a catatonic model. As much as I understand the facial fetish, I think finishing inside the female's mouth is a risk worth taking by allowing the women to finish their male costar's performance (even a hand job is better than 5 minutes of male centered masturbation). It was actually a pretty common scene back in the 70s and 80s, but then facials moved out of the fetish arena and into such a commonality that it allowed the creation of the Porn Spoiler. ::sigh:: What happened to all the porn stars that wanted to be actors? Lets get some porn dramas and rom-coms and buddy-movies and more! Like Hollywood, Porn Valley needs to remember it can be creative and come up with original plots. Not every feature needs to be a plug 'n play parody. They need to realize that porn viewers are willing to watch a performer more than once if the movies are different each time! "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 06-24-12 08:05pm - 4564 days | #10 | |
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Marphel (0)
Active User Posts: 10 Registered: Mar 08, '11 Location: USA |
Do you have something you don't find the least bit interesting in porn? I am totaly turned off by the excessive attention given to the male "actors" on most hardcore porn sites. When I see some numb nutz stuntdick wearing a baseball cap backwards and making idiotic faces while f***ing, I want to puke. I wish someone would return to the good ole days when porn was ALL about sexy women. 2 guys and 1 girl scenes are a complete turnoff for me. I understand some people want to see it and thats fine, but some sites (east-european and russian) feature too many updates where the guys outnumber the girls. | |
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| 06-24-12 11:54pm - 4563 days | #11 | |
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otoh (0)
Active User Posts: 159 Registered: Sep 17, '10 Location: UK |
I have relatively vanilla tastes, so quite a few things don't appeal to me. Anal sex doesn't work for me; I quite like mild fetish wear but not more extreme BDSM. Hardcore in general isn't my thing - although that may be changing, as Elephant suggests, with sites like X-Art (I've yet to be a member) and Joymii (which I've reviewed) - although all rather dreamy and glamourous, the sex seems to be approaching, well, actual sex that loving couples would have. I guess for that reason, group sex (>2 participants in any configuration) doesn't really appeal. I'm generally more into tease (as long as it goes somewhere) and erotica; pictures and movies that are a bit arty and creative, but using creativity to create sexual interest.
Indeed! Two examples spring to mind: * Japanese softcore porn - I find the mosaicing of the pertinent bits annoying; I much prefer the shots where the girl's pussy is hinted at - through something tight, perhaps, or we just see as far as her pubic hair. * A site I'm a member of (it's not TBP-able since they don't have an english version) is non-nude; I like it because the photography is so good and unique, but in some of the sets we get a hint of a bit more - through sheer nylon and the like - and when that happens it's quite exciting, more so than if everything were just on display to start. | |
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| 06-25-12 05:57am - 4563 days | #12 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Here's is part of my list. -Stuff shot outdoor. When it comes to photos then outside shots can be a great thing because you have natural lighting, you have the beaty of nature and no sound but I'm mostly avideo guy so natural lighting may be too intense for some video camera so the action is so bright that you can't see everything. Nature is a beautiful thing but bugs sometime like to intrude on the action so seeing a fly buz around the performer or worse land on them is more than just annoying. Then there is the sound. Wind can be a beautiful sound but not during porn. There are also all the other sounds that we can tune out when being outside like a plane flying overhead but these are amplified when watching porn. -Piercings in any other place than ears. I know that many people can overlook piercings and some seek them but if a model has piercings in any part of her body other than her ears then it can be a distraction that completely ruins the scene. Facial piercings like lips, cheeks, nose and tongue are often a mild to major distraction because I prefer a face to look as natural as possible and a piece of metal sticking out of it ruins that illusion. I more or less got used to belly button piercings but that was before some of todays models chose to get multiple belly button piercing and/or chose giant ass decoration than hang about an inch bellow the belly button. Piercings in in nipples, vagina, clitoris are usually a major turn off. -Facials. I honestly don't know where this came from or why it has gotten so popular. We don't see this mentioned on this forum but it is a recuring theme on another forum and the number of poster that seem to enjoy this is pretty high. My opinion is that a face is to be looked at and kissed not to be ejaculated on. of course since kissing is pretty rare in porn these days then I guess guys don't care about doing that but if the male performers had to kiss the girl after she had just gotten a facial then you'd see this disapear rather quickly in most shoots. -Tattoos on women. I won't say anything more about this one because I have already expressed my views in other threads and I know that I'm not alone on this one. -Solo masturbation. I don't know if my watching hardcore porn for many years has made me desensitized to this kind of fetish but I don't think I could sit through a solo masturbation scene and get super turned on. It woud be a great start to the scene but i would need more to be happy. -Scat, blood, piss and the strangely popular squirting also know as female ejaculate are not things that I want to see in porn. The first one because my shit smells bad and I'm sure everybody elses does to so playing with it or putting in your mouth is an all around distastefull idea. Blood because it's suppose to be inside the body so if it's leaking out then there is damage somehwere and that is never a good thing. Piss or waterpsorts don't bother as too much but that may be because it's still a pretty limited fetich in most movies. Squirting is a different thing because it's a lot more popular and is really only piss disguized undersomething else. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 06-25-12 08:51am - 4563 days | #13 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I share allot of the same simplicity you do Capn, I think maybe 1/10th of my collection is HC, the majority is Lez and solo with emphasis on solo. My HC is usually not straight sex either and tends to includes more of the ladies then the guys. Also those Iam a sucker for Nurse and Uniform scenes with the ladies too. My pic collection is 100% solo and nudes, I don't think I have one set HC. I share the same thing Pat I went for a period a few years ago when I kept taking my material up a notch to BDSM, and some of the abusiveness I now dislike. I took a break from PU nearly a year and cut my use down to less then half, I now view maybe once or twice a week, the other time is collecting and admiring, but self indulging is now severely limited to perhaps now what a wine taster might do, I appreciate a great solo with curves and lines and seductive, sexxy and class. Other stuff not so much. Since 2007 Edited on Jun 25, 2012, 08:56am | |
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| 06-25-12 09:21am - 4563 days | #14 | |
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elephant (0)
Active User Posts: 585 Registered: Jan 11, '07 |
Wow some really interesting ones being shared, its a funny old game this porn malarkey isn't it, how people tastes differ and what they cannot really stand to view. Yeah I forgot that one that over glam doesn't work for me either, especially on younger models, much prefer them not to be caked in makeup and natural or light makeup. On some older models though if done classy I don't mind to much though and rather find some penthouse stuff attractive. Yeah outdoor scenes can be somewhat hot or miss, I like the public nudity stuff a lot but actual sex scenes are more of a struggle to get right, some do work though and I've seen some good ones. The facials thing isn't something that really bothers me too much to be honest but have heard lots of people hate them, I think I prefer facials to body shots actually. Also any form of toys in a lesbian flick really diminishes it for me, just looks so much better with tongues and fingers and more erotic. Also another pet hate is sex with clothes on or panties pushed to aside, panties around the knees or ankles is actually quite sexy but don't like them push to aside. "Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand." WILLIAM CONGREVE | |
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| 06-25-12 10:24am - 4563 days | #15 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Some of this stuff I've never even heard of - blood play? Scat play I've heard of but not that interested thank you very much. Pissing was interesting the first time I saw it, as was animal sex but in the end not so much. And you can add to that barf blowjobs. But just to restate one of our most popular complaints, plastic boobs are pretty much a turn off, especially with the ripple around the edges syndrome. And because I'm niched into deep oral sex, regular or anal sex really doesn't do much for me, though atm can catch my eye provided the "m" is deep. And while you might think that colon extractions might be something of a turnoff, the extremeness of the act is amazing and mesmerizing as is puffing up pussy lips with a suction device. And piercings around the mouth and breasts or randomly on the body are not that attractive, I've become somewhat desensitized by them at this point - same with tats. I will not let them get in the way of a good time. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 06-25-12 12:38pm - 4563 days | #16 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
So if we remove everything we're not fond of, what are we left with?  "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 06-25-12 03:18pm - 4563 days | #17 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Different things for different people.  Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 06-25-12 04:36pm - 4563 days | #18 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
haha... oh Heather, it's not the same guy posting ya know - as Capn said,"Different things for different people." Lord knows I've really only got one "go to" type of porn - Think Jonni Darkko vs Jayna Oso in SID. But other people don't like that type of scene. Gawd knows why - I think they're deviant personally but then if I even talk to any young woman the age of these stars, some of my younger relatives think I'm a perv.  ? I mean what happened to flirting with the waitress? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 06-25-12 05:29pm - 4563 days | #19 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Porn is like vodka in that way. The better it's distilled, the less painful the hangover. Meaning that this thread IS the hangover. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 06-25-12 05:33pm - 4563 days | #20 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I agree completely. Why not a happy, wow-that-was-great finish? As long as they can stop recording before the guy falls asleep, it should work out okay. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 06-25-12 06:07pm - 4563 days | #21 | |
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Claypaws (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 144 Registered: May 16, '12 Location: UK |
I am not interested in: video; hardcore bg or gg; toys (i.e. dildos or vegetables or any other objects); masturbation or any finger insertion; outdoor; public nudity; smoking; "arty" poses - strange arrangements of legs and arms and looking away from camera; prominent use of props - e.g. flowers, oranges, apples etc. What I like is solo girl photos, indoors, without insertion of fingers or toys. But I like it very explicit, starting clothed and including open leg shots and plenty of pink. This makes it difficult to find sites I like. I tend to keep rejoining the few sites that have at least some such content. The thing I hate about hardcore, toys and finger insertion is that they all obscure the view of what I want to see. And video keeps losing the view of the face, without which I lose interest completely. | |
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| 06-25-12 11:30pm - 4562 days | #22 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
A lot in common there, CP. As you well know, there is not much out there for us these days.  Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 06-26-12 12:37am - 4562 days | #23 | |
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otoh (0)
Active User Posts: 159 Registered: Sep 17, '10 Location: UK |
Aha! That's one I forgot. It's particularly relevant for me, since I'm into legs, nylons and mild fetish - which often features smoking too. It's a huge turn-off for me, both in porn and in real life. | |
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| 06-26-12 06:23am - 4562 days | #24 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
^ I agree but in the context of "smoking oral" which would seem to dry things out some. I would assume that smoking in "art" shots are meant to be a part of the ambiance of the shot, which is suppose to evoke a sense of mystery or sophistication to a shoot (think Mad Men era). Unfortunately we can all to often translate that to what it would be in real life which for a lot of us is a BIG TURN OFF. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 06-26-12 06:48am - 4562 days | #25 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Another that I'm getting tired of are pics of the girl sitting back with her legs up as she's making a bowl out of her vulva. I mean, sure, you can eat the dinner service, but there's no need to get literal about it. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 06-26-12 08:04am - 4562 days | #26 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
I know that smoking could be considered a niche in porn. But in most of the porn sites I've visited, there is very little to no smoking in the photos or videos. I mean, glamor photo sites like Metart, MPL Studios, Femjoy. Or hardcore video sites like the Teen Mega World network, Diesel network, Royal Cash network. Smoking used to be very common in mainstream movies years ago, but it's much less common in movies today. Smoking is one of the factors that determines the rating of a mainstream movie, along with drug use, sex, and violence. But unless you're looking for it specifically, you don't see a lot of smoking in porn photos or videos. | |
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| 06-26-12 10:38am - 4562 days | #27 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Sounds like my love life. I guess I have lowered standards.  "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 06-26-12 01:11pm - 4562 days | #28 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Porn disinterest? The list is long. Like otoh my tastes run the full range of vanilla. My deep-seated love of women and all their parts dictate that I look at several fetishes with interest, but not with unabiding fascination. Feletio? One of the truly great inventions of all time. Cunnilingus ? An equally great invention. Anal? A waste of a perfectly good orifice. DP,Fisting? Way too brutal for me. Strap-ons? Most men I know would pay to be in porn. Why bother with surrogates and attachments? Facials? A waste of perfectly good semen and degrading to women. I’ve never known a woman who would tolerate such foolishness? Water sports? Boring Gonzo ? Sometimes, but like real life I want an introduction and some romance. Innocence? Over-rated. I want wanton women. Where are the nasty girls? Latex? I can’t imagine why Interviews? Most of these gals haven’t been alive long enough to be interesting Defecation and urination? It’s important that it happens regularly, but I don’t wish to see it. BDSM ? violence and degradation is violent and degrading. Pain has never appeared to be fun. Child porn? While it exquisite to witness a girl developing into womanhood, I want little to do with her until she has been alive long enough to be interesting. Gay and lesbian? It’s fine for many, but not part of my wiring. CFNM ? Works for me. WAM, Bukkake, Food? Thank you, no. Toys often obscure the reason I'm there. Extra-terrestrial toys with electric colors and odd appendages leave me cold Feet don’t make me nuts, but they can be quite pretty. Especially those with prehensile toes All the rest? Bring it. I love to see women of grace, ballet, gymnastics, sports, or simply flexible. Women depicting non traditional occupations i.e. construction workers, fire fighters, oil rig workers, power line workers, house painters, lumber Jacquelyns…. I'm fan Fetishes? My first reaction is no, but then upon reflection Id have to say, the depiction of public sex and nudity, make me just a little bit crazy…. OK, way crazy The above stated preferences reside only in my mind. For all of the bents that I find un-interesting, there are legions of men and women and those in transition, who are lined up waiting to pay their money and immerse themselves. I am in the minority. I’ve recently mused about surfing porn. I realize that if erotica isn’t paid for, it may cease to exist, though I’m not as adamant as many who visit this site. Though I have been enrolled in paysites consistently for the past couple of years, I have fond recollection of surfing free porn. The downsides notwithstanding, the spyware, malware, misdirected links and such that one encounters in this type of travel, it’s fun ! Pay sites involve work. You’re paying for a month, so the tendency is to engage in a BadAndy type ravaging of the servers, with little time spent looking and admiring until the month has passed, if even then you get around to it. I would love to see a paysite that works like the freeporn network. WYCIWYG (What you click is what you get) Spend an hour clicking a huge variety of bents and fetishes, and when you find your love of the day, download her full body of work. Hell! Downloading may become obsolete. Here’s my credit card. Keep renewing til you get my death notice. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 06-26-12 04:03pm - 4562 days | #29 | |
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Claypaws (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 144 Registered: May 16, '12 Location: UK |
Micha, that is some piece of writing! Both perceptive and very entertaining. "grace, ballet, gymnastics, sports, or simply flexible." Ever checked out FETS? Years since I have but they had lots of those. As for interviews, they can be really cruel to the girl. I don't often download them. Once or twice, it has been a Russian or Czech girl with very little English. The interviewer asks some really complicated and long question and she has no idea what he's on about. Anyway, I don't want to hear a man's voice rabbiting on. | |
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| 06-27-12 12:29am - 4561 days | #30 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Thanks Claypaws, my mother told me “ I taught you the words. It’s your job to make them fly.” Having some trouble with FETS present tense third person singular of fet ? a very vague reference to pantyhose and/or leg texture is all I find FET.com has women in various stages of undress with no particular theme A PU review says they were on hiatus and now maybe returned. Is this whereof you speak? michael unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 06-27-12 08:02am - 4561 days | #31 | |
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Claypaws (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 144 Registered: May 16, '12 Location: UK |
Yes Micha, making words fly is something I enjoy too. I am something of a pedant when it comes to writing and become increasingly disturbed by the inability of native English speakers to use their own language. I was appalled by a set of instructions, written by teachers and posted on a school noticeboard, containing many misspellings, wrong words and poor punctuation. I can forgive non-native writers anything and admire their facility with my mother tongue. I think FETS probably arose as the plural of FET, the latter being an abbreviation of fetish. The site is indeed fets.com and is the one that Cap'n was asking about in his comment. If you go to the "visit site" link, you end up at fets.com and this does certainly refer to leg texture and pantyhose. But near the bottom right of their page is a section called FETS database. It has some search dropdown boxes. One of those is theme, from which you can select from a large list which includes "ballerina", "tennis girl" etc. Ballerina brings up 57 photo sets. I have no idea whether those are still available if you sign up to the site. I was last a member in 2002. The join page says the site has 1020 photo sets, which is tiny by comparison with most photo sites. Edited on Jun 27, 2012, 08:21am | |
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| 06-28-12 11:44am - 4560 days | #32 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Claypaws] wrote: ".... increasingly disturbed by the inability of native English speakers to use their own language." This from a Brit, carries more weight. If you'd remembered to copywrite your language, Canada, Australia,NewZealand,Belize, US and South Africa would render the most amazing royalties unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 06-28-12 06:05pm - 4560 days | #33 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
And you would be known as French. That nation seems to be stubbornly insisting on having a comprehensive vocabulary with less words than are featured in a dollar store pocket dictionary. "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 06-29-12 08:00am - 4559 days | #34 | |
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Claypaws (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 144 Registered: May 16, '12 Location: UK |
And if the US had remembered to charge us commission for spreading our language, we would be broke. What we started for our language with the British Empire, the US have multiplied many fold with theirs. But I often wonder if Germans, say, speak and write their own language as badly as most Brits speak and write ours. | |
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| 06-29-12 08:04am - 4559 days | #35 | |
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Claypaws (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 144 Registered: May 16, '12 Location: UK |
Good point. It is strange how they have tried to police their language. But English must present learners with great difficulties as we have so many, a cornucopia, a plethora, a multitude...of vocabulary choices to say any one thing. | |
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| 06-29-12 09:28am - 4559 days | #36 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
French is an arrogant art form which represents not only a means of communication but also a cultural elitism which the French love to flaunt. Ya gotta love'm. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 06-29-12 11:16am - 4559 days | #37 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
France : a nation of whores who fight with their feet, and fuck with their faces. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 06-29-12 12:08pm - 4559 days | #38 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
This is non-judgemental tolerant observation. What Americans have done is make the spelling of British English phonetic. I would much rather see that, than the incomprehensible illiteracy of text speak. As an aside, if the logical Americans had their way,the simple basic French word for 'bird' ; 'oiseau' ; would be written 'wazo'. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 07-07-12 01:14am - 4551 days | #40 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Back to the original question... Public nudity: For some reason I find this not just boring but beyond boring, as if something that is supposed to be thrilling to do in real life is really quite a snoozer to watch. Seriously, I don't want to see a bunch of non-porn people in the background with their faces all blurred out like I'm sifting through evidence at a trial. Bondage, stereotypical "fetish" content, etc.: Always seems like a lot of fuss for what could have otherwise been good sex, but then some asshole had to drag in an actor with a large gut and/or a really creepy gimp suit while the girl plays the mistress or slave or whoever. How leather and knots become synonymous with hot sex is beyond me, but I guess I just like things a little simpler. CFNM, fully or semi-clothed content: For me, part of the thrill of porn is seeing hot women without those annoying things we call clothes. There isn't room in my book for some clothes, or really nice clothes, but only no clothes. Leave the costumer drama for the mainstream film world to handle. Just a few of my top picks for uninteresting content. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 07-07-12 06:59am - 4551 days | #41 | |
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elephant (0)
Active User Posts: 585 Registered: Jan 11, '07 |
I do tend to agree with you here, public nudity I find rather boring if its just a nude girl walking about on her own, I think it came with watching that site nude in public, after seeing around 15 of them doing it I soon became very bored of it. I would say for me it works better if 2 or more girls were nude in public, Or there is more fully clothed scenes to begin with with the girl doing lots of flashing in busy public places, watching straight away a girl be nude and walking about removes too much or the daringness for me and the mystery of how far will she go with this. I find it more hotter her being clothed without panties and doing lots of flashing. I do love certain scenes on FTV girls though, they do the public nudity thing much better. I also agree with those clothed vids, what the hell are they all about, don't get it at all, who are they appealing to. "Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand." WILLIAM CONGREVE | |
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| 07-07-12 08:06am - 4551 days | #42 | |
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bibo (0)
Suspended Posts: 179 Registered: Sep 16, '10 Location: GER |
Here is my list: Fake Tits Simply a no-go for me. Instant skip. Same goes for bottox lips and girls that are just way too tarted up. POV Usually jerky, blurry camera work and about 50% of the scene is looking at the girls back. Ony very few sites are offering decent POV scenes. Wakeupandfuck is quite ok, some of the RK scenes are pretty decent. But in general, I'll pass. Solo Girl Does nothing for me unless it's a VERY hot girl and the scene looks real and not staged. Group / mass scenes Too much happening on the screen for my tastes. They can be good if the girl is into it and actively participates instead of just lying there like a rubber doll. "Artsy" porn Any kind of scene where the director pretends to be David Hamilton and slaps some filters on the camera, trying to make the sceene look classy and glamour. Photos I'm a movie guy and don't care about pictures at all. I might have 100-200 pics on my hard drive and that's it. Only pictures that are very well done, taken in high resolution and if the model is one of my favorites, I'll make an exception. Movies Everything below 1280*720 will be ignored. Anal Not that I don't like it, but there are some sites/scenes that are so focused on the women's ass that the entire scene basically consists of just one huge close-up. | |
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| 07-07-12 02:14pm - 4551 days | #43 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Pictures of the girl leaping in mid-air. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with those, so they get tossed. Also, like Bibo, the mass-sex orgy scenes. Even 3-somes are kinda complicated. I want to know where to look without having to spend time deciding. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-07-12 02:53pm - 4551 days | #44 | |
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biker (0)
Active User  Posts: 632 Registered: May 03, '08 Location: milwaukee, wi |
Besides hating food, smothering someone with frosting does nothing for me, I get tired of the same old scenes being done over and over. A lot of porn producers have little to no imagination, so if you see one of their scenes you have seen them all. Warning Will Robinson | |
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| 07-07-12 02:53pm - 4551 days | #45 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Haha! I laughed out loud at this.  "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 07-07-12 04:17pm - 4551 days | #46 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Drooler wrote: Pictures of the girl leaping in mid-air. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with those, so they get tossed. Just look at them. What makes a picture good is the quantifiable skill used in the depiction of her parts and the image as a whole, and the answers to the questions "Is she having fun?" and "Do you like it? Finding meaning in an erotic image is a task that will require more than one lifetime. and yes, it was funny unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-09-12 01:36am - 4549 days | #47 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Possibly fashionistas who like porn? But really, I have no idea. Though interestingly enough it seems high fashion uses a lot of semi nude models or just plain provocative advertising. Calvin Klein has generated lots of controversy with its underwear ads over the years. Or those porn star-modeled American Apparel ads, like this one with Faye Reagan. A lot of times they seem to just say "Fuck it, just make it look like softcore porn!" I guess this one is an ad for underwear, or something. It certainly doesn't have me thinking about clothes.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 01-07-13 03:31pm - 4367 days | #48 | |
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creamcummer (0)
Active User Posts: 4 Registered: Jan 07, '13 |
I agree as well with everyone. The whole guy beating his meat while the girl just kneels there waiting for a facial has got to go... This is why I love creampies so much. Things that also annoy me in porn are the random idiots who wear shades and baseball caps, they look stupid and are distracting. censored Japanese porn, pixilated genitals. C'mon man.  | |
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| 01-08-13 10:07am - 4366 days | #49 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Thanks, CC. That's my pet peeve. The producers seem to think that having their male performers look like "Gangstas" adds erotic value to a scene. | |
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| 01-08-13 11:03am - 4366 days | #50 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I'll second that as well, on both aspect. I think sometimes these sites just do not listen to the customer as they still keep doing the same distracting things. Whats next a crying baby in the background.....? We already get barking dogs, sirens and people talking that are not in the scenes.  Since 2007 | |
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| 01-08-13 11:26am - 4366 days | #51 | |
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Marcus (0)
Active User Posts: 52 Registered: Dec 31, '11 Location: London |
Generally solo (eg masturbation), but mainly because most models seem to just go through the motions - there are exceptions. Ivana Fukalot, for example, makes masturbation look so sexy - never really cared for it until I saw her. Anal leaves me cold. I just don't like it at all. | |
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