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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
The ultimate female porn actress / model I am going on Vacation for a week and thought I would leave a fun topic. Describe the look of your favorite Model you would like to see. Not one you already know. If you could create a porn star what would she be like: Hair Color : Hair Length : Eyes: Weight: Breast Size: Breast Origin : Real or Fake Nipples : Hard, Big , Small. Breast Type: Hard , Soft, Or ? Pubic Hair, Yes / No or ? Ass Type: Pussy Type: Feet Size: Tattoos: Yes ? No Lots ? Piercing Yes , No Where ? Ethnic: Body Type: Sexual Orientation : Gay, Straight , Bi or Other? Age: Experience: New to Porn, a Pro etc. Clothing: Favorite outfit you like to see wearing. Favorite Fantasy Scene: This Video, POV, Solo, Toys, etc ? Comments : Ok this should be fun I am leaving I'll check back when I return, wow another full week no Porn LOL Since 2007 | |
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| 06-09-09 02:38pm - 5675 days | #2 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Hair Color :Blonde Hair Length :Half back Eyes:Blue Weight:120 lbs Breast Size:D Breast Origin : Real, firm Nipples : small. Breast Type: soft but firm Pubic Hair, Shaved Ass Type: Very Slight Bubble Pussy Type:Small, not hanging Feet Size:Small or medium Tattoos: Absolutely NON Piercing Yes, but only ears, small Ethnic:White Body Type:Athletic Sexual Orientation : Bi Age:21 Experience: New, but naturally good :0 Clothing: Lingerie, a teddy with a semi-see-through robe Favorite Fantasy Scene: Lesbian, lots of scissoring and passionate kissing This Video: Lesbian.....and perhaps me later on ;) Comments : Damn it Toad....now I gotta go through my whole collection to find that scene! "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 06-09-09 04:04pm - 5675 days | #3 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
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| 06-09-09 04:51pm - 5675 days | #4 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hair Color: Red, and it has to be natural! Hair Length: Half back, or even shoulder length, but no bangs whatsoever! Eyes: Blue. Weight: 110lbs (she is short, not anorexic). Breast Size: B. That way there is no dispute if they are hers or some overpaid plastic surgeon's. Breast Origin: Real, because that's the only breast origin, a saline or silicone implant is not a breast. Nipples: Yes, please; just not too big (no half-dollar nipples or areolae). Breast Type: The type that I get to touch. ;) Pubic Hair: No thank you. Ass Type: Firm, and open to anything... I don't think a bubble butt would work at the weight I listed above. Pussy Type: See Breast Type above, otherwise I am not too picky. Feet Size: Who cares, as long as they are clean? Tattoos: No. In fact, she should have a lifelong allergy to all tattoo inks. Piercing: Ears and nipples, but both are studs, not big rings or hoops. Ethnic: If she is a redhead, she's going to be white. Body Type: Somewhere between a skinny and athletic female. Sexual Orientation: She will at least have to be comfortable with a guy like me, but that might make her end up liking girls more. :( Age: Early twenties. Experience: New to porn within the last six months. Clothing: None! Maybe a tight T-shirt and matching socks. Favorite Fantasy Scene: It involves me and we would be very creative, but that would not be on camera...so something with a close girlfriend of hers. This Video: Mostly solo and girl-girl, and I direct (but I never speak, I promise). Comments: Great idea for a thread! But now Cybertoad is leaving after having just returned. Well, have a good vacation. Wittyguy: hilarious post, everyone should read through it. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Jun 09, 2009, 04:54pm | |
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| 06-09-09 06:49pm - 5675 days | #5 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Hair Color : Red Hair Length : just alittle below the shoulder Eyes: blue or green Weight: 120lbs Breast Size: small A cups Breast Origin : Real..Real..Real. I would take 2 imperfectly shaped real breast anyday to perfect fake ones. Nipples : Small. Breast Type: hard Pubic Hair, Yes please Ass Type: small but with some curve Pussy Type: small lips Feet Size: to match body type Tattoos: preferably none Piercing ears only and not half a dozen Ethnic: caucasian Body Type: petite 5'5" Sexual Orientation : Straight Age: early to late 20's Experience: who cares Clothing: dresses Favorite Fantasy Scene: all of them Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 06-09-09 08:00pm - 5675 days | #6 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
I'm a boring slob and don't follow rules - picture Amy Reid at her absolute juiciest - There's my dream girl, right there | |
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| 06-09-09 08:20pm - 5675 days | #7 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Damn it Panther, you can not have my desktop background girl! "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 06-10-09 12:37am - 5675 days | #8 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User  Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
Funny coincidence, I just got back from vacation, even funnier coincidence, we went to Florida with the amphibians. Hair Color: Brunette, preferably nearly black Hair Length: Middle of the back Eyes: Brownish green/hazel Weight: 5'9" 140 lbs Breast Size: C, close to perfectly firm with just a slight bounce Breast Origin: Real Nipples: Hard, darker then her already tanned skin, she's looking Egyptian Breast Type: I like to see a little jiggle in them Pubic Hair: Yep, but shaved very short Ass Type: Curved, looks like it is too big to be firm, but it is firm. Pussy Type: Younger than me Feet Size: Medium, small feet are like no pubic hair, makes me want to ID them. Tattoos: Small to medium sized ones, non-tramp stamp would be nice. Work with an alt-chick that has some really pretty tattoos Piercing: Not a big deal to me Ethnic: Usually prefer Latinas Body Type: Athletic, but with curves Sexual Orientation: Straight, have noticed the girls that do no g/g scenes are usually really good in b/g scenes. Age: 25-30 Experience: New Clothing: A white tank top and tight jeans Favorite Fantasy Scene: This could be odd, she is looking in the mirror while she undresses and turns herself on so much that she masturbates. This Video: Solo Comments: Hires me as her agent My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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| 06-10-09 04:16am - 5674 days | #9 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I've been reviewing my Zdenka Podkapova. Now, Zdenka, I've heard, refuses to do anything that could be considered pornography. Well, anyway, she'd look like THAT. She's beyond real! It's a struggle to do her justice in words. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 06-10-09 02:33pm - 5674 days | #10 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Hair Color : Blonde, or some variation thereof Hair Length : shoulder length, give or take a bit. Eyes: preferably, but I am gaining weight so maybe no. Weight: 100lbs Breast Size: A or B Breast Origin : Real or Fake There is only one answer to this - REAL Nipples : Small. Breast Type: Hard Pubic Hair, preferably no, but a landing strip is fine Ass Type: firm and edible Pussy Type: small and an inny Feet Size: no Ronald McDonalds Tattoos: preferably no, but a small one will be forgiven Piercing Sure Ethnic: Caucasian Body Type: slim and petite Sexual Orientation : Straight or bi (And what the hell is "Other"?) Age: Experience: experience (read - ANAL) Clothing: Favorite outfit you like to see wearing. bikinis, youthful stuff Favorite Fantasy Scene: outdoors, boats, etc. This Video, B/G scene. With anal. Okay, without trying I think I've managed to describe two of my all-time favorite stars: Tammi Ann and Inari Vachs. If I ever had the opportunity to choose a night with either of them my head would explode. | |
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| 06-11-09 03:36pm - 5673 days | #11 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I am wondering about this one myself...maybe some kind of porn star-only orientation that fluctuates from video to video, and is determined by how much pay she is receiving? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-11-09 07:06pm - 5673 days | #12 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
The other would be gay or lesbian. At least I hope it's one of those because another possibility is bestiality. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 06-11-09 07:17pm - 5673 days | #13 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Well there is also celibate, but that would make for a terrible pornstar. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 06-11-09 10:27pm - 5673 days | #14 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Cybertoad originally listed "Sexual Orientation : Gay, Straight , Bi or Other?"...and the "Other" there has got us confused. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-11-09 11:25pm - 5673 days | #15 | |
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GCode (0)
Active User  Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Hair Color : Jet Black Hair Length : Japanese Odango Eyes: Brown Weight: ~100 lbs Height: (Forgot about this one but I'm gonna add it in) - 5 foot 5 inches Breast Size: Medium naturals, I'd say 32 or 34 B or C cause she's a smaller girl. Breast Origin : Real Nipples : Proportional to breasts, so average. Breast Type: On the harder side, Firm and Tight. Pubic Hair: A little on top, otherwise shaved Ass Type: Round bubble butt, not a bigger ass though. Pussy Type: Average size, average labias. Feet Size: Small Tattoos: No Piercing: Ears. Ethnic: Japanese Body Type: Petite Sexual Orientation : Straight Age: 21 Experience: New Experienced. She picks where to appear and it's not much :) Clothing: Classic Japanese Yukata Favorite Fantasy Scene: Isn't this an easy one, her doing me. This Video: POV to keep me outta the way :) Comments: Great post and it's been interesting reading everyone's dream star so far. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 06-12-09 01:31am - 5673 days | #16 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
WittyGuy, again, said it best: "Age: Permanently 22" That is one of my life goals. When I get to around 40 to get a woman half my age. Then when I am 60 I plan on hitting on my grand-daughter's hot friends. Yup, I am planning on being a dirty old bastard. I bag of Viagra in one hand, my cock in the other, and my face planted in a 20 year old woman's breasts......then I wake up and realize my cock has not been hard in 15 years, Viagra has been outlawed, and the only breasts I ever see are hanging out of the bottom of the shirt of the 95 year old hag next to me in the nursing home. Anyway, now that I got that out of the way, this is a nice thread. Should make for some nice reading material for next time Toad is home and sitting on the can. So far it seems no one want fat or old chicks. And no one has gotten screwed by picking a lesbian woman either. Wouldn't that suck! Get to pick out the woman of your dreams only to find out she is a total lesbian and wants nothing to do with us because of it. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 06-12-09 06:58pm - 5672 days | #17 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I guess that just leaves beastiality. Thta's one doggy style I don't really want to see. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 06-13-09 12:39pm - 5671 days | #18 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
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| 06-13-09 06:54pm - 5671 days | #19 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I did think about the necrophiliac, but I figured that since they were at least straight, gay or bi when they were alive then It stood to reason that they could still be classified under that same title. I did not think about the alien aspect. Of course that opens the door to many kinds of possibility and most of them not being at all appealling. Let me add one to the list: furry/furries Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 06-13-09 07:15pm - 5671 days | #20 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
I suspect that you might need to re-examine your figuring. My impression is that the necrophiliac is the person who is alive, who desires or is engaged in sex with a dead person. So the necrophiliac is the one who is still alive. In that case, the necrophiliac might be straight, gay or bi with living people, and his orientation toward the dead ones might be the same or different. All kinds of interesting possibilities, if you really want to get into it. :) What about lust for a vampire? A werewolf? That is a common erotic element in fiction and movies. Not too many people lust for slugs, or moles, or zombies, etc., but with the niche porn that people find stimulating, it's probably only a matter of time before there are porn sites dedicated to vampiric/wolfman/zombie lust. Vampires are supposed to be The Undead. Zombies are also some kind of dead. So would that be classified under necrophilia, if you had a lust for one? | |
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| 06-13-09 08:50pm - 5671 days | #21 | |
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GCode (0)
Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
lol at where this convo is going. Vampires and zombies were both alive and human at one point so their gender is still the same. So if you are a male and like male vampires, then maybe you are a gay necrophiliac? Now to liven it up even more, what if you are in to animals but only love (read above) female moles. So, then are still straight because you are a male and the animal is female? Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 06-13-09 09:20pm - 5671 days | #22 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Damn it people! This was a pretty hot thread reading about what other people thought wold be a great "personal pornstar"....... and now we are trying to figure out if you are still straight if you bag a dog of the opposite gender!?!?! Talk about a short attention span! "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 06-13-09 09:39pm - 5671 days | #23 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
My memory is fading, but I remember years ago (back in the 1960s or thereabout) reading some science fiction stories where the ultimate kick was being joined to a high-level computer, or getting a computer-assisted memory upgrade, where your own brain was somehow computerized, or computer-assisted. This was in the days of the mainframe, before minicomputers or personal computers. That's what comes to mind when I think of badandy400 and his terabytes of storage. It's not quite the same thing, because this was not just additional memory space, but upgraded thinking as well. But in some stories, connection to the computer was like a drug high. Then again, badandy400 might get high thinking of his terabytes of porn. | |
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| 06-13-09 09:46pm - 5671 days | #24 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Oh you know it lk2fireone. Just wait until they come up with a USB brain adapter. I have a terabyte for every day of the month :) I could watch porn in my head when every I wanted. See guys, this thread is getting seriously off topic! :) "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 06-13-09 09:51pm - 5671 days | #25 | |
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GCode (0)
Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Can we then subscribe to badandy400 for a cheap monthly rate and you can just sit there while we plug in for your TB's of porn. Actually, how about we just pay you in food and give you a place to sleep for a month. Do we get a PU special discount or what? Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 06-13-09 11:08pm - 5671 days | #26 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
I could go for that. I like Spaghettio's with meatballs. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 06-14-09 01:57am - 5671 days | #27 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Because Wittyguy appears to have a legal background, and he is the one who brought up necrophiliacs, we should post the following warning, just to be on the safe side: Not for amateurs. Please don't try this at home, unless there is expert supervision available. From the internet encyclopedia wikipedia article on Necrophilia in popular culture: "Takashi Miike's film Visitor Q contains a scene where a man rapes and accidentally kills a woman, and then decides to have sex with her before chopping her body into pieces. While having sex, the body goes into rigor mortis and his penis gets stuck." | |
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| 06-14-09 09:22am - 5670 days | #28 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Sorry badandy for having sent this topic in a different direction. In our defense most topic always seem to go in a different direction as they progress. I promise to not mention anything else that isn't within the normal realm. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 07-08-09 08:04pm - 5646 days | #31 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
I know that most forums start in Seattle and end up somewhere in West Virgina, but this one ended up on the moon! It is WittyGuy's fault for getting the necrophilia rocket ship going, everyone else just went for the ride. I think we might need to send him to Exotics corner of PU to have his head examined. Speaking of WittyGuy, isn't he due to post something true to his name? The way this thread is going we should ask CyberToad to add in "State if Decomposition: alive, freshly embalmed, non embalmed, partially maggot infested, or skeleton" I just find it amusing how one little thing can send a thread in a direction so radically different. Oh well, it is still fun to read. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 07-08-09 08:30pm - 5646 days | #32 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Just had to tell you, this one still has me laughing. It's hard to type at the same time. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-08-09 09:12pm - 5646 days | #33 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
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| 07-09-09 11:37am - 5645 days | #34 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Well actually WittyGuy, Spaghettio's is made Cannibals....I mean Campbells. Chef Boyardee makes those little pus-pockets called ravioli that I eat way too much of. So what does the "CSI" stand for in this series, Cold Sticky Innards? "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 07-09-09 01:25pm - 5645 days | #35 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I'll have the seared sea bass, and a Hot Pocket. No, make that cold Spaghettios. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-09-09 07:33pm - 5645 days | #36 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
I do not eat anything that did not have legs! That include meat and women. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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