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| 10-14-09 04:43pm - 5509 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Rick (0)
Suspended  Posts: 401 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: Las Vegas, NV |
Free gift to users with 100 posts or more! We pre-paid a cartoonist, Jerry, to create custom avatars at no charge to our most active users. If (or when) you reach 100 forum posts, we'd like to reward you with a free custom avatar! If you have 100 or most posts, here's how to proceed: 1. Think of what you'd like your avatar to be. Could be just about anything! There are no real limits, as long as it follows our general avatar guidelines. 2. Use our contact us form (make sure you're logged in) and send us an e-mail with the subject "Free Avatar". Assuming you qualify, we will reply with Jerry's e-mail address. 3. Send Jerry an e-mail with the subject "PornUsers.com Avatar" and describe in the best detail possible what you want your avatar to look like. Send him a picture or whatever you think would guide him in the right direction. 4. He will e-mail you back your free custom avatar (he's usually pretty quick). It's that easy! You can do whatever you want with the avatar, it's yours to keep! You can use it on this forum or any other forum. There's also no requirement to use it if you choose not to. This offer currently will be ongoing. So if you don't have 100 posts yet, don't stop posting! Once you reach that mark, you can claim your prize. ** added 29-Dec-2011 -- sorry, this offer is now expired -- The Best Porn - Ultimate Consumer Guide to Porn Porn Users - Porn Review by the People Ranks.com, Inc., Chief/Founder Edited on Oct 14, 2009, 07:32pm (Rick: Jerry asked that I remove his last name and web-site url. I assume he wishes to remain annonymous.) Edited by Staff on Dec 29, 2011, 09:17am | |
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| 10-14-09 04:55pm - 5509 days | #2 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
What a novel & fun idea.... I'll have to give that some thought. Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 10-14-09 07:45pm - 5509 days | #3 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
That really is a cool idea. I just hope he's still on the payroll sometime in 2012. : - ) Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 10-14-09 08:02pm - 5509 days | #4 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
RB, that's a 100 posts, not points. You already qualify. Sorry if I misunderstood why you hoped he's still there in 2012 Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 10-14-09 09:37pm - 5509 days | #5 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
There aren't too many things that would make me wish I was 25 again, but this sure is one of 'em. I won't wear bifocals, so I have a pair of reading glasses and a pair for driving. I was thinking of asking the doc for a pair of "middlins" cuz the monitor is too far away for one and not far enough away for the other. I can see I need to stop thinking and go for it. Thanks for the clarification here. :laughs: Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 10-14-09 10:01pm - 5509 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Well it's good to know that you'll be too blind to do anything if your rage really takes control! :) But seriously, this is a cool idea and a unique way to reward the more fervent perverts -- I mean users! -- on here. Now I just have to come up with what I want for an avatar... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-15-09 08:05am - 5509 days | #7 | |
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ControllingMind (0)
Suspended  Posts: 52 Registered: Jan 29, '09 Location: Inside An Unseen Force |
Thats a nice and original idea, I like it. When or if I ever qualify for it though is another matter. RB, you could get your angry face imortalized in cartoon form. Did the same man do the pornusers staff avatars? they are good. | |
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| 10-15-09 08:24am - 5509 days | #8 | ||
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Just remember that Omar Abdel-Rahman, the so-called Blind Sheik, supposedly masterminded the 1993 bombing of the World Trade Center. Blindness doesn't have to be a handicap.
Yeah - I thought about that. But I don't think the Rage would translate well to a cartoon. LOL Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | ||
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| 10-15-09 09:21am - 5509 days | #9 | |
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Vegas Ken (0)
Active User  Posts: 160 Registered: Jan 07, '07 Location: Las Vegas, NV |
Can't wait to check out the new avitars!!! Vegas Ken | |
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| 10-15-09 10:40am - 5509 days | #10 | |
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Rick (0)
Suspended Posts: 401 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: Las Vegas, NV |
BTW, it's not the same artist who did the staff avatars unfortunately. Jerry is a comic strip artist, here's an example of his work: http://my.opera.com/garyg/albums/showpic...&picture=2967156 The Best Porn - Ultimate Consumer Guide to Porn Porn Users - Porn Review by the People Ranks.com, Inc., Chief/Founder | |
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| 10-15-09 12:44pm - 5509 days | #11 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
My hat goes off, and my heart goes out, to Jerry. ;) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 10-17-09 12:53pm - 5507 days | #12 | |
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GCode (0)
Active User  Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Great idea and I took advantage of it. Thanks to Jerry for making the avatar and to the rest of the staff for doing something rewarding to those who participate. Can't wait to see what the others will have soon! Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-17-09 03:47pm - 5507 days | #13 | |
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Monahan (0)
Active User  Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
Interesting idea. But I'm so butt ugly (I could even pass for some of the stunt dicks in today's porn I'm so ugly) that I'll just continue going Weeeee. | |
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| 10-17-09 04:10pm - 5506 days | #14 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
<<< Are you uglier than this? Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 10-17-09 05:19pm - 5506 days | #15 | |
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Monahan (0)
Active User Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
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| 10-17-09 07:58pm - 5506 days | #16 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
He looks a little like him, but only a little. Plus, considering he is still doing scenes, I think that Herschel would have no reason to be as angry looking as RB. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-18-09 12:27am - 5506 days | #17 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
I guess I win (lose?) then. I was that ugly over 10 years ago - and it ain't gettin' any better. :laughs: Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 10-18-09 06:18pm - 5505 days | #18 | |
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GCode (0)
Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
So am I the only one that took advantage of this fun addition? I am waiting to see what you all come up with! Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-22-09 07:44pm - 5501 days | #19 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
Sweet, I want one! I will have to cash in my 640 some posts and get me a chick modeling on a hard drive. Better yet, can my avatar be tomorrows winning lottery numbers? "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 10-23-09 02:28am - 5501 days | #20 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
I sent him my request a minute ago. Oh boy! I cant wait to get my new avatar! Kinda like early Christmas! "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 10-23-09 11:21am - 5501 days | #21 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Do it, RB! I was in your position until a month ago when I got myself a pair of "middlins!" What a difference, those models never looked so good. :-) | |
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| 10-23-09 11:26am - 5501 days | #22 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Varifocals rock! ..... ;0) Once you get used to them.... :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 10-23-09 11:48am - 5501 days | #23 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I never did. Took mine back three times to the Optometrist and finally gave up, too narrow a field of view for each distance! My neck was chronically stiff. This time I asked for computer glasses. I love them. | |
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| 10-23-09 12:49pm - 5501 days | #24 | ||
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Now that's a review I never thought I'd get on here. All that's left to do now is wait for just the right 2 for 1 sale - need some sunglasses, too.
I've had more than one optometrist tell me that varifocals aren't good for the eyes. Unlike the lenses with lines, the portion of the lense that transitions from one strength to the other actually does more harm than good. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | ||
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| 10-23-09 12:57pm - 5501 days | #25 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Not heard that one. Had them for about a year. No headaches or anything. They do take a bit of getting used to though. Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 10-23-09 02:34pm - 5501 days | #26 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
YES!!!! Check mine out now! "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 10-24-09 01:39am - 5500 days | #27 | |
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Colm4 (0)
Active User  Posts: 117 Registered: Sep 22, '07 Location: Holland |
Looks very nice! I'm far off, but I'm not sure if I want to part with Spongebob though. | |
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| 10-25-09 04:42pm - 5498 days | #28 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
See if he can make a "PornBob" for you. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 10-25-09 05:24pm - 5498 days | #29 | |
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GCode (0)
Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Looking sharp badandy400! I thought for sure your avatar was going to be a cartoon extrnal hd with your name printed on it saying, 'badandy 400 TB external HD" lol :) Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-27-09 05:54pm - 5496 days | #30 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
OK - tech question, now that I've got my nifty custom avatar, which is different than I expected, but quite amusing - how does one turn a 38k avatar into a 15k avatar to fit the PU standards? | |
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| 10-27-09 07:30pm - 5496 days | #31 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
With a file size that large, I'm assuming the picture is physically larger than the 100 x 100 maximum size allowed here. If that's the case, you'd need some form of graphics editting program to resize it. If you don't have any, here's a link to a page with free editors.http://graphicssoft.about.com/od/pixelba.../tp/freephotoedw.htm Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 10-27-09 09:41pm - 5496 days | #32 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
Nope, it's 100 X 100 | |
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| 10-27-09 10:03pm - 5496 days | #33 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
That sounds like it's a .bmp or .tiff file. Try using a graphics editor to save it as a jpg or, better still, a png file. Not that it'll matter much with a small picture, but you'll maintain better quality with a png. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 10-27-09 10:28pm - 5496 days | #34 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
It's actually a jpg - I tried looking at it with Paint and with Microsoft Office's Picture Editor, but couldn't figure out how to save a compressed version. I'm such a tech whiz | |
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| 10-27-09 10:59pm - 5496 days | #35 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
I've never seen a jpg of those proportions with a file size that huge. But here's one last thing to try. Open the file in MSPaint and save it as a bitmap (bmp). Then save it again as a jpg. I did those same steps, copying my avatar from here, and the file size went from 18.2kb to 2.03kb. So maybe that'll give you the compression you need. If that doesn't work, you might want to get in touch with Jerry to see if he paints with gold plated pixels. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 10-28-09 03:35am - 5496 days | #36 | |
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mbaya (0)
Suspended  Posts: 891 Registered: Jul 07, '08 Location: new jersey |
Mine came to me as a jpeg also. When I opened it, I hit the button to save and the choices of file types opened up. I hit png and that did the trick. | |
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| 10-28-09 08:38pm - 5495 days | #37 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
Glad to see that Rick and the gang came up with some "reward" for the heavy duty posters here ... and, please god, let someone cartoonize Ragingbuddhist so our suffering will end ;) As for me, Mr. Ass is perfect in his current form and has no plans on letting anyone stick a pencil/pen up his woo-hoo. This is actually my first trip back here in quite a while so I'll use this post as an opportunity to drop a quick howdy off to all. Things are still hectic on the home front for me so my AWOL status will continue for a while. I'm going to try and work up the '09 Forum awards over the Turkey Day holiday so don't expect to see much of me around here until sometime around then. Keep on posting y'all. | |
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| 10-28-09 09:13pm - 5495 days | #38 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
That worked! I'm glad someone around here has some tech skills. This turned out a good deal different than I envisioned, but looks a lot more like me than I had envisioned too - lol. | |
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| 10-29-09 02:17pm - 5495 days | #39 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Wow, that avatar is hilarious PinkPanther! I don't know if he just found a really great site, a really nasty one, lost all of his data, or is just "expressing his satisfaction" with something... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-30-09 01:58pm - 5494 days | #40 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
FEEL THE RAGE! Kudos to Jerry - I thought I'd never part with my "pretty me" picture. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 10-30-09 06:13pm - 5493 days | #41 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
That's excellent, RB. Jerry's good - and this free avatar thing is a really cool gift on PU's part. | |
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| 10-30-09 10:22pm - 5493 days | #42 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
It looks like RB went to a beauty salon, but I don't know if the result is really an improvement. Maybe he should demand a refund? | |
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| 10-31-09 04:13am - 5493 days | #43 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
That was feel the rage, not feed the rage! Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 10-31-09 08:04am - 5493 days | #44 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I'm getting envious of all those neat new icons and wish I hadn't picked my nic out of thin air. What the heck do you do with messmer? If only I had picked Mesmer with one s, then I could have had an icon of a hypnotist, but messmer? :-) | |
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| 10-31-09 09:45am - 5493 days | #45 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Messmer, don't know if you're interested but ... You're allowed to change your nic ONE time. So, if you haven't already used it, you *could* change it to "mesmer" Just thought you'd like to know. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 10-31-09 10:34am - 5493 days | #46 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
The avatar you're using now doesn't relate to your nick in any obvious way. Why change that? You're wide open to have an avatar made of anything your imagination can whip up. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 10-31-09 11:29am - 5493 days | #47 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
True enough, RB. I picked the present icon after a long search because I liked the lone wolf idea and it could also convey my frustration (baying at the moon) in connection with finding a site that exactly suits my taste!(Mature women, lingerie ... just in case someone came across one recently and wants to pass on the information.) But as you say, practically anything would do. Maybe a Granny in a full slip? But then folks might assume that was me! :-) | |
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| 10-31-09 11:32am - 5493 days | #48 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I was thinking about that, Khan, but somehow, over the years I have become my nic and would be hesitant to even drop one "s". If that makes any sense. :-) | |
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| 10-31-09 11:47am - 5493 days | #49 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
If Jerry could come up with my avatar from a one sentence description, I'm pretty sure he could render a great cartoon version of your wolf. If you go with the Granny idea, just do what I've seen on other forums - just put up a signature that says something like, "Don't let the avatar fool ya - I'm a guy". Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 10-31-09 02:55pm - 5493 days | #50 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
I personally think you already have a classy avatar. If you made any changes, the only improvement that I can see would be to make the wolf slightly more visible, and maybe change the color of the moon a bit to make it more realistic. But the idea of a wolf howling at the moon is definitely cool, and fits with the times (vampires and werewolves are definitely in right now). | |
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