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| 08-31-09 02:17pm - 5592 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Bloopers in Porn! Just downloaded a set of pictures where the model has been handed a pair of glasses that still have that little round price sticker attached to the upper right lens (as in cheap reading glasses). She wears that sticker all through the set. Strange that no one noticed. They must have been in an awful hurry to complete that shoot. :-) Any other bloopers you've come across? | |
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| 08-31-09 02:30pm - 5592 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Reminds me of Minnie Pearl. Hey, rednecks like porn too, y'know? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-31-09 02:40pm - 5592 days | #3 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Never thought of that, Drooler. Maybe if she had worn a hat? | |
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| 08-31-09 04:09pm - 5592 days | #4 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User  Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
I've seen one like that one where Aneta Keys can't get her bra off! It is funny, she keeps touching her leg to distract from the bra problem. She finally jokes, "They're little" and just flips the bra off without unsnapping it. A few environmental ones that I think are funny. Eve Angel has an outdoor masturbation one, gold bikini, it is on her old site. She is going at it with a dildo and a fly lands on her leg. Eve tries to wiggle her leg so that it will fly away, but keeps masturbating the whole time. The fly flies away, but comes back right as she is reaching orgasm. She, in one quick motion, slaps the fly, without losing a beat with her masturbation and orgasms. She is biting her lip the whole time so not to laugh. She has another one on ATK Premium where she is in masturbating in a bathroom. Once again, nearing orgasm and this loud crash rings out. Someone had dropped what sounded like a tripod or maybe ladder. Eve looks at the camera, stops masturbating, with a look that says, "I was almost finished!" Strange thing though, you could hear people talking and she actually speeds up and has one of the most violent orgasms I have seen her have. My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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| 08-31-09 04:47pm - 5592 days | #5 | |
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Advent (0)
Active Webmaster  Posts: 103 Registered: Aug 13, '09 Location: Tampa, FL |
I have seen that one on ATK Premium, I think it is really cool how she can just keep going. I would think that would be a total mood killer but I guess you can count on her to get the job done. Owner Kick Ass Pictures CumEatingCuckolds, FootFetishDaily and Kick Ass Pictures Please feel free to contact me with concerns or comments, I would love to hear from you. | |
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| 08-31-09 08:48pm - 5592 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I really hate the fly bloopers! A total mood killer for me, so I can only imagine the feeling for those in front of the camera. It seems like a common one is girls who have trouble turning on a vibrator and it is as if the scene literally cannot get started until they figure it out. Kind of funny, but annoying after seeing it happen more than a couple of times. This makes most scenes that involve a speculum so awkward also, because they are not exactly designed to be self-operated, so models frequently have a lot of trouble opening them. Even funnier is in hardcore scenes when the girl can't undo a guy's belt buckle or fly and finally he just rips it open because he's so anxious get things started. And who can forget all the times a guy overshoots his target, so to speak, and the actress was obviously not expecting it? I can only imagine what happens in the ones that are never shown! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 09-01-09 01:20am - 5592 days | #7 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
I don't know if you meant bloopers that made it into the final product or not, but I saw a clip just yesterday where a girl was squatting over a guy in the tub. One foot on a soap dish that suddenly gave out and down she went. And not in the fun way. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 09-01-09 08:53am - 5591 days | #8 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Definitely bloopers that made it into the final product, RB. Either they don't notice or they think WTF, we're not going to go through this scene again just because we made a mistake. | |
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| 09-01-09 01:46pm - 5591 days | #9 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Yeah, I'd say that the insect world and the porn world are a good example of "ne'er the twain shall meet." I remember that there was some "backstage" video at either PixAndVideo or ClubSandy called "Scary Wasp!" or something to that effect. Some noisy bugger interloped onto the sex scene and it was "coitus interruptus!" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 09-01-09 07:21pm - 5591 days | #10 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
The Hardcore Network has a whole site dedicated to porn outtakes. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 09-03-09 04:54am - 5589 days | #11 | |
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Pornbro (0)
Active User Posts: 10 Registered: Sep 03, '09 Location: Miami |
ah great stuff, cant stop laughing when I see actors fall during a scene and other things like that. Damn there isn't such a material on the network I paid for. | |
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| 09-04-09 09:41pm - 5588 days | #12 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
As someone that has watched more Eve videos than Eve probably knows she has made, I can say that is one of my favorites just because she doesn't care. I didn't realize you are with the ATK sites, there is another one on ATK Premium, not really a blooper, but I talked to another webmaster of the ATK sites about it a few years ago. Also featuring Eve and the interviewers ask her to do some pretty disrespectful things in her home country, in public. The blooper comes from Eve's response as she goes on a minute long curse-fest. I had joked that was the best and clearest English I had heard Eve speak! To me, she is the best of all models. I'm even guilty of trying to find other models like her. So far, Black Angelica, is probably the closest build-wise and I don't know why, but Eve Smile the blonde one, looks like Eve Angel in the face to me. It may be the eyes and they have similar bodies too. My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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| 09-04-09 11:18pm - 5588 days | #13 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
And the prophets said "on the day that Exotics writes a post without mention Eve Angel, the sky will fall!" Sorry, I just had to. Well, I suppose a woman like that might have that effect on a man. Leads me to a question. Have you ever talked to or meet Eve Angel? Also. If she came into your office for a profession visit, do you think you could make it through the session without "pitching a tent"? I recon if it were me things would get a wee but unprofessional! And I might find myself knee deep in a sexual harassment suit. The odds of finding another woman just like here are pretty slim. Finding a woman with the same face, demeanor, body shape, sexuality, and all that make her who she is would be a very difficult challenge. I think you might just have to enjoy every ounce of what you can get of her. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 09-06-09 07:25am - 5586 days | #14 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I've hit on one. Eroberlin, which just recently opened but is not (yet) listed at TBP, has this vid of their Russian girl "Julia" (aka Dasha at TeenDreams; Ulia D at MetArt) up in the Italian mountains on a pink blanket masturbating. This fly keeps buzzing around almost through the whole thing, and it's LOUD. At one point, it alights on one of her spread legs and she's goes,"Ohhhh!" with some alarm and smacks at it. But the fly keeps buzzing, and she keeps going at it with a toy, both with seemingly equal determination. The vid lasts almost 19 minutes. In another vid up the mountains, at one point she says,"Yeah, mosquitoes, fuck me!" The girl's a pro! And so sweet and cuddly, too! I'm reminded of a hike I took up a forested mountain and the flies were just awful! Didn't attempt anything lewd, even though a female friend was with me at the time. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Sep 06, 2009, 07:29am | |
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