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| 11-01-09 06:26pm - 5529 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
If You Could Have an Action Figure of a Pornstar ... Yes, if you could have an action figure of a pornstar, who would it be and what would it do? I don't mean sex dolls, btw. Just action figures of a typical size. And this thread is just meant to be fun. Some ideas just to get things started: The Jenna Haze Booty Girl with Gyrating Ass (like, every 15 seconds), the Klara/Zoe with implant kits (sold separately, of course), the Rebecca Linares Bilingual Edition, etc. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-01-09 07:15pm - 5529 days | #2 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Ron Jeremy. It would shave it's back and work on a Bowflex machine until it could do Jenny Craig commercials. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 11-01-09 07:33pm - 5529 days | #3 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
I think I would have my GI JOEs chop off your Ron Jeremy doll's penis and force his fat ass to eat it. Then GI JOE would watch my Amy Reid and Gianna Micheals dolls have hot lesbian doll sex. The Gianna Micheals doll would have to have bouncible boobs for sure. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 11-01-09 07:36pm - 5529 days | #4 | |
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mr smut (0)
Active User  Posts: 107 Registered: Dec 27, '07 Location: Germany |
No pornstar but a well-known porn director :-). My figure would be Alex DeLarge who will quit his business and start a second career as Frank Zappa impersonator. B.t.w. no objection against Alex he's doing a great job but I once got upset because he was talking in a masturbation video while I was hmmm concentrating on you know what and then one thing came to my mind "Why the hell has this guy who sounds like Frank Zappa have to speak right now?" | |
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| 11-01-09 08:20pm - 5529 days | #5 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
You know that PU store we talked about a few months back? We should get Khan Dolls! "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 11-01-09 09:45pm - 5529 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Lol. You are the first person I have heard compare him to Frank Zappa, but I have read plenty of complaints about him talking during what are otherwise 'entertaining' videos. Quite a few have even wondered if he is gay, though given the content of ALS's site I seriously doubt it. Maybe there could be a talking doll with a camera stuck in front of its face to protect his identity? Every time you hit the shutter release he spouts another phrase; "Oh, that's hot," "It's not my favorite thing, but it's for the members," or even "Stop! You're getting my camera wet!" "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-01-09 09:51pm - 5529 days | #7 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hmm...sounds like an idea for the Chia Pet people, though given how hairy he really is I would think that it would require a lot of watering. They already have one of our current president (as well as Washington and Lincoln, plus the freaking Statue of Liberty), so why not The Hedgehog? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-01-09 10:01pm - 5529 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Some of these ideas sound like the kinds of action figures that would show up in either your nightmares or The Twilight Zone or both, so here's my own idea: Cytherea (one of porn's top squirters). Her action figure would be like a Super Soaker; first you fill her up with (preferably) water, then use one of her arms to charge her up, and next thing you know you have a great conversation piece or the world's most unique water gun! Plus you can also use it to water your Ron Jeremy Chia Pet. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-02-09 01:05pm - 5529 days | #9 | |
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atrapat (0)
Active User  Posts: 182 Registered: Apr 19, '08 Location: Non-USA |
The thing is there are in fact action figures of porn stars. There was a line a few years ago with the Wicked Pictures contract stars at that time: Devinn Lane, Stephanie Swift and Sydnee Steele. Find here some pictures: http://www.wellcoolstuff.com/thestore/P4.html For the sake of even older times, I think I'd settle for a somewhat better Jenna Jameson mini bust as long as it comes with and only with the original tattoos even though it would feel weird not having that ass and the heart breaker tattoo. | |
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| 11-02-09 01:47pm - 5529 days | #10 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I've been wracking my brains trying to remember this other pornstar who was a first-class squirter. She's at least part Hawaiian, I think. She was at quite a few sites until maybe 2-3 years ago. She didn't have large breasts, but she had a really nice ass. Can anyone think of who that might be? Hilarious post, btw. (Ron Jeremy Chia Pet. LOL) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-02-09 01:58pm - 5529 days | #11 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Are you thinking of Lily Thai, maybe? Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 11-02-09 02:16pm - 5529 days | #12 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
YES! Bingo! (Or should I say, "Boingo!") I once saw a vid of her fucking this guy and she all of sudden says, "I'm a real squirter!" and then she sprays all over the guy like a skunk. She was very lovely, too. So I'll toss in The Lily Thai "Splurter" with Interchangeable Spray Nozzles (90-Degree Radius, Jet Stream, 360 Fan Out, and Pulsing Massage). And thanks, Raging Buddhist! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-02-09 02:58pm - 5529 days | #13 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I have always said it's a good thing you can only see and hear videos but not smell them, and "like a skunk" makes me think we really take the odor-free thing for granted. :) That Lily Thai doll sounds like it should talk whenever it squirts -- just hope it wouldn't short out and electrocute the owner ("for novelty purposes only")! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-02-09 04:35pm - 5528 days | #14 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
I was pushing a shopping cart around Wal Mart today, and it kept giving me a static shock. First time that ever happened. Made me take out all my items and put them into a different shopping cart. But a squirting sex doll sounds like a fine idea. Help get rid of some of the perverts out there if the manufacturer sets the voltage high enough. | |
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| 11-02-09 06:05pm - 5528 days | #15 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
How about generic pornstar action figure but with some super duper accessory kits. Kit #1: The multiple cup size breast enlargement kit. Great to see what she would look like with double DD's Kit #2: The multiple tattoo kit. Great to see what a full sleeve or all back tattoo would look like. Kit #3: The multiple face kit. Great to see what good or bad plastic surgery will offer. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 11-02-09 09:41pm - 5528 days | #16 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Maybe, but I'm sure there are plenty of potential customers who would want to get shocked. Sounds crazy, but there are electro-shock sex toys out there -- all with very low voltage of course -- though getting it through an action figure would be a little odd, unless it was Storm from X-Men. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-03-09 03:54pm - 5528 days | #17 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
x Edited on Apr 20, 2023, 01:31pm | |
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| 11-04-09 03:22am - 5527 days | #18 | |
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picdude (0)
Active User Posts: 107 Registered: Dec 26, '08 Location: Italy |
Would be kinda weird having action figures of a pornstar. What I do want is some good quality nude/topless (but not hardcore) playing cards, can't find any good ones anywhere... I've got a couple of good packs from magazines but can't seem to find any to buy, why oh why can't EA or brazzers or someone launch some softcore playing cards. | |
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| 11-06-09 04:34pm - 5524 days | #20 | |
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numist (0)
Active User Posts: 1 Registered: Oct 21, '09 |
how about some of the older stars ? numist | |
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| 11-06-09 04:39pm - 5524 days | #21 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Goes great with this piece by the Onion: "Chinese Factory Worker Can't Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans." Especially when he says, "Sometimes, an item the factory produces resembles nothing I've ever seen." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-06-09 04:51pm - 5524 days | #22 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I wonder what the Chinese think when they are making Americans' cheap sex toys. Maybe if they are in a good mood they don't put so much lead in the mix. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-06-09 08:46pm - 5524 days | #23 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
I was in Forbidden Planet in NYC the other evening - it's on Broadway just into Greenwich Village. That place is geek heaven with more action figures than you ever knew existed, including a number of sexy anime action figures - one of which was appealing - though the $95 price tag was not. A friend of mine in LA had a friend that was a serious unrepentant perve that had a great collection of sexual action figures in his apt. I didn't get the details on them, because I was too interested in his non-stop hilariously perverse monologues. I don't know how much time I could have stood to spend in this guy's company, but for a single day, I really liked him. I wouldn't mind having an Amy Reid action figure where she does that awesome Amy Reid move of opening her bra and having her amazing boobs spill out and bounce delightfully. | |
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| 11-07-09 07:17pm - 5523 days | #24 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Her name is Vaselina. She hails from the former Soviet Union. Accessorize from a wide assortment of "attachments" inserted into the rear cavity. She's temperamental. Stick one in and you'll hear a "Nyet!" or "Da!" depending on her mood that day. (Each attachment is sold separately, so you know that YOUR rear cavity is getting a workout, too.) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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