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| 06-25-10 12:48am - 5294 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Want to get laid tonight? That's what they're asking one and all. Curious, and with no plans for the evening, I registered for one of those dating services listed here at PU...I mean, they said it's all free, and there were so many pictures of horney women just aching to get some of me. All that pussy and so little time. Having loosely provide a profile and exiting the site....surprise, surprise, my mailbox came alive with pictures of ladies posing in provocative attire (what little there was of it). There was this One chick, with a catchy name, who was particularily beckoning. Just click on the provided link and she's yours...FOR FREE. By now, all this excitement had awaken 'ol Oscar, and with wild anticatition it was "up for the occasion." I hurried on over to the site to collect my bounty; and There she was, beckoning, lust dripping from every pore. Well, I shot in my user name and password and hungrily awaited my ticket to heaven's gate. But instead of getting my evening promise of marathon hey-rolling....I got: "UPGRADE NOW TO HAVE THIS WOMAN TONIGHT" Well, I got a few hard licks on the head in my early days playing football, but none so bad that it addled my brain enough to fall for this suspicious looking ruse. So then I never clicked on the "upgrade" button. Therefore who's to say my evening delight actually wasn't waiting for me.....FOR FREE. So now I feel somewhat torn for having made a hasty dicision, which is making me very, very sad. Can I get some help here? what do you think, oh compassionate comrades? Should I? or Shouldn't I? A yes vote will get you FREE seconds. Edited on Jun 25, 2010, 01:17am | |
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| 06-25-10 01:38am - 5294 days | #2 | |
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mistresskent (0)
Active Webmaster  Posts: 188 Registered: Feb 02, '09 Location: Kent, UK |
You never said how much it was to upgrade lol Mistress Kent xx http://www.mistresskent.com http://www.mistresskent.co.uk | |
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| 06-25-10 08:26am - 5294 days | #3 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Sloppy seconds doesn't sound appealing. Actually, firsties doesn't sound that great either. Many of the really attractive photos of the "dates" at these sites are just recycled photos of lovely models. I seriously doubt the original models are really available. | |
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| 07-05-10 01:17pm - 5284 days | #4 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Kimmie, who sometimes pops up on my screen, lives in my hometown. While on the road and looking at naked girls, I was surprised that Kimmie wanted to get together with me in San Diego..........and Seattle.....and Atlanta, Lauderdale, Louisville and Omaha. Apparently we had the same itinerary. What are the odds? unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-05-10 01:30pm - 5284 days | #5 | |
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badandy400 (0)
Active User  Posts: 869 Registered: Mar 02, '08 Location: ohio |
They are free to look around and browse all the fake accounts. That's right, fake accounts! Sure there are real women on there looking to get laid, but there are many more fake accounts set up by people who get paid to sit there all day long and string you along. If you get a reply and it sound like a person you are more likely to pay for the service, assuming you used one of those 3 day trials or something. Another thing to keep in mind is that for every female account there are 10-100 male accounts. Most male accounts are real, and that ratio does not take out the fake female accounts. The ratio get closer to 1/1000 f/m or worse. So if a woman has choice between 1000 guys what make you think she will choose you? If you are great looking and charming she just might choose you, but if that were the case you would not need to use those sites anyway because you would have plenty of real women wanting a piece of you. Bottom line: Do not do it! Waste of money and time. Go to the club, hit on the 4/10 girl that is sure to put out. "For example, badandy400 has taken it upon himself to become the one man Library of Congress for porn with a collection that surely will be in Guinness Book of World Records some day." ~Toadsith~ PU Interview | |
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| 07-05-10 01:54pm - 5284 days | #6 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Is Kimmie stalking you because she thinks you're a hottie? Check to see if she somehow implanted a signalling device on your body somehow, to make it easier to follow you from state to state.  | |
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| 07-06-10 02:47pm - 5283 days | #7 | |
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Goldfish (0)
Active User  Posts: 265 Registered: Jan 19, '08 Location: Boston, MA |
There is one free dating site that is sort of fishy, if you get my meaning. I've browsed through the female profiles. When you clicked to see the details of a profile there was always an ad for one site or another with some hottie beckoning. The ad space is about the same size as the photo shown on the profile which makes me wonder how many dudes mistakenly think they are messaging some super model living down the street versus the typically less attractive owner of the profile. | |
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| 07-06-10 07:41pm - 5282 days | #8 | |
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williamj (0)
Active User Posts: 102 Registered: Sep 29, '07 Location: usa |
escots.com Will | |
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