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| 05-20-12 12:14pm - 4599 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Stunt Dicks With several decades of naked women on my resume, I have from time to time paused to reflect and analyze and dissect my interest. Girls, and every manner of girl parts seem to top all the lists. Penises ? My own penis has held my interest since age two, but those belonging to others, not so much. I determined early on that penises, belonging to others, are necessary in the successful depiction of the hetero coital act. Last year I began disk drive house cleaning finding thousands of videos and stills that had been mis-filed or somehow forgotten. While uniformly renaming files and deleting a huge number of duplications and corrupted data, I also viewed hundreds of vids I had somehow never seen. Some became favorites and were earmarked to move them to the top of the list . When reviewing these favorites, I discovered the same actor was present in a huge percentage of those favorites. Mark Andrews. He is not remarkable in appearance, his equipment is adequate, and he has been prone to unfortunate choices in haircuts and facial hair. He seems intelligent, meaning he doesn’t open his mouth often enough to prove otherwise. He has been around for years. Bottom Line ? He is not annoying. In an industry where a huge percentage of the stunt dicks are obnoxious, this for me is a big plus. So I know what I want in a stunt dick. What do you want? unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 05-20-12 12:37pm - 4599 days | #2 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^I think I'm very different from you because I have always considered the guy to be a huge part of whether I will or won't enjoy a scene. I love gonzo porn but I much prefer that there be somekind of scenario so that requires a certain level of acting that most stunt dick can't achieve since their primary talent is to get wood, to use it in whatever weird sexual scene they are doing and to retain said wood for as long as necessary. Very important traits in the porn industry but those things won't make a scene any better than every other stunt dick. Now give me a brain with that dick and you have something there to make a simple scene great. Sadly the industry rarely requires that talent and that's almost anyone can do porn these days. That's also why I much prefer porn made in the 70's and 80's because the guys had to have a brain to go with their dick and often the size wasn't all that important. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 05-20-12 01:22pm - 4599 days | #3 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
pat362 rote "I think I'm very different from you because ....." Different ? Is that allowed here ? No, we're not so different. I can accept extremes in intellect as long as they are not annoying. I don’t like annoying women either but … alas….. I will watch them fuck. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 05-25-12 12:35am - 4594 days | #4 | |
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Doctor Blues (0)
Active User  Posts: 6 Registered: Jun 10, '11 Location: Campbell CA |
I'm very simple in this regard: as long as he doesn't spit on her, slap her (especially her tits, I mean what's up with that? they're to be FONDLED!) and treat her like he hates women, he can really do anything he wants except talk too much or be a raving egotist (here I'm thinking MILF Hunter) | |
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| 05-25-12 01:35am - 4594 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Welcome to our world, Doctor Blues .... reeeally like your astute kind of observation... an' the way you're puttin' into play. I, and I trust speak for many, many of my fellow PU stalwarts on this matter of assholes spittin', slappin', as well as other abusive methods of trying to show one's aberrant power over his female partner, applaude your positive thoughts and contribution. Stay with us on this (growing) asinine practice ... maybe it'll speed-up barrowing into the shit-loaded skulls of those who churn out this garbage that there's definitely something very wrong with this picture. | |
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| 05-25-12 05:55am - 4594 days | #6 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I agree with everything Doctor Blues said but I still need the guy to be more that just a kind penis. There has to be a connection between him and the girl so that I feel there is chemistry. Otherwise the scene will not be good or at least not as good as if there was. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 05-25-12 08:29am - 4594 days | #7 | |
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Reveen (0)
Active User Posts: 96 Registered: Apr 06, '09 |
I'd agree with most of that. I hate it when the males in videos talk too much, especially all that "suck it bitch" stuff. Assertive is fine but if they need to give instruction then whisper it or say it in the models ear, we don't need the stunt dick thinking he's the director. Also some actors seem to treat the girls with contempt, they don't seem to realise that the girls are the stars, the fellas are props. Another thing that really ruins things is when the stunt dick starts showboating to the camera. It seems to be particularly prevalent in Eastern European videos, where the guy will start flexing his biceps to the camera while screwing the girl or start doing pushups or something equally as stupid. Theres also that thing where some stunt dicks use positions that are just plain dumb or degrading like when they have the actress balanced on her shoulders with her body straight up in the air and the guys penis is pointing straight down, that just completely depersonalises the actress and makes them seem more like an object than a human being. Message to stunt dicks: Just have sex normally, forget the bloody camera is there, we're not interested in your bodybuilding routines or weightlifting skills, we want to see good-looking women getting screwed. Know your place! | |
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| 05-25-12 09:12am - 4594 days | #8 | |
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LatexRyan (0)
Active User Posts: 4 Registered: Feb 18, '12 Location: United Kingdom |
The best kind of adult male actor is one that keeps his trap shut as much as possible, masks/hoods also tend to work well with me, I guess it's just a case of wanting to put myself in the position that the actor is in and a hood means that he is anonymous. It's kinda difficult to say what I'm getting at in writing. | |
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| 05-25-12 11:44am - 4594 days | #9 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Reveen wrote " ...we want to see good-looking women getting screwed. Know your place!" Thank you Reveen. What took me three paragraphs, you summed up in one line. I will add, You are here for the camera. Stay out of its way unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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