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| 05-15-13 06:14am - 4240 days | #30 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
When I was a young boy trying to get through school, my major hurdle was keeping pace with the rest of the class. They seemingly had little trouble grasping new stuff, while I fell behind by generally still wrestling with old business. Staying after school, where I could compete with a higher level of one-on-one with my teacherss, sounded swell .... except the idea never bloomed because the system never prepared those involved for it. You see, back then the term "slow-learner" had yet to surface and be delt with, leaving this undetermined block of kids "who just couldn't get it" to share in the rank of simply being "stupid." It was only a single stint I choose for a weak subject in math at my last year of high shool, known then as summer school, did I realize how important personal help was. You gotta walk a mile in my shoes in order to understand what's simple for most can be impossible for we who share this community of slower learners. With apololies for my long-winded piliimnary, and, more importantly, to answer Khan's iquiry: Yes... I have read all of #11. In accordance to thereof, however, I must admit I haven't given his effort, as yet, the study it deserves. He has my promise, though, when I can squeze in that time, what from the unexpectively negative aftermath of this surgery, shall egorly take it on I want to also emthatically exoress my heartfelt graditude for his prompt and complete reply. | |
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| 05-13-13 07:04pm - 4241 days | #24 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Hey Drac!......steppin' away from unattainable babes for a moment, I'm passing on to you something I picked up on Craig List about a young guy who's got himself a tad in debt to the mob .....who, after coming up short on ideas for enough cash to save his testicals from going bye-bye, Christmas wrapped and shipped to his next of kin, having run out of aces says he's quite willing to negocite leasing his neck to one of your kind to draw from for an agreed upon period. If the price is right, of course. Interested>.  | |
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| 05-12-13 03:20pm - 4242 days | #21 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I have no doubt that she has her own site, CT. I picked her up on Skin Video (although a site primarily geared to hardcore, if your search has porn labled at any level, chances are good that enough to wet your appetite will show up here.) I hasten to add, lest the above bend the rules, thus catching the keen eye of our omnipresent administrater, a review of this site are joined by the few others I've done located under my profile. I might conclude, in spite of Madison's abundant attraction that turns up the heat (where it counts) in her male counterparts -- or whatever "part" you wish to substitute -- I have to say there are other babes who are front-runners. Aria Giovanni comes to mind. Unfortunately all her stuff anymore has her wholey emmersed in playing with her damned titties. That crap can only go so far! | |
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| 05-12-13 01:32am - 4243 days | #17 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I just checked out a few clips of Madison on a site to which I'm a perpetual subscriber ...... You ain't kiddin' ........My boner, that's long defected its once busy home ..... amazingly found its way back as I was feasting on the anatomical treasures bestowed to this babe. Boner was welcomed, if only for a short visit. | |
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| 05-12-13 12:43am - 4243 days | #1105 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Superman is called the Man of Steel. Is he really made of steel? If so, I'd venture to say he gives the the word "hard-on" a whole new meaning. Can we call his reported son "The boy of steel"? If so, you gonna know ain't no school ground bully is gonna mess around with this little dynano. Considering the fact Superman's genitals and baby-making equipment ain't in sync with us earthly weaklings, and taking into account his sperm cells might exit during ejaculation -- liken to swarms of steel pellets flying around "faster than a speeding bullet" -- engenders asking if all this wouldn't complicate things for Lois Lane during and after her conceptual love-making with the guy? I mean, among other things, the guy never removes his red tights. Further, I don't ever recall seeing a "fly" built into the damn thing. Does he ever have that weird outfit cleaned? If so, where and what does he wear in the meantime? And what if he's called upon, while his uniform's at the cleaners, to go after some bad guys who're up to mischief? Ever wonder where he disrobes when a phone booth ain't around? And what happens to his Clark Kent regalia while he's out fighting crime? And if he's so damned fast, why don't he just hightail it home where leaving his business suit is safe? If you haven't (in a fit of boredom) already abandoned this uninvited treatise relating to this thread.... let me just say the Aforementioned are just trivial (tongue in cheek) thoughts concerning Superman's character about which I'm hopeful you'll find some measure of humor. | |
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| 05-10-13 03:40pm - 4244 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Worlds of thanks, fellows ...... For all your comprehensive efforts and painstaking pursuits to honor my plead for simplicity -- of which you've demonstrated predictably and graciously, going beyond the call to walk me through this seemingly easy process ....... However, embarrassingly reluctant, I must honestly say that so far its all as clear as mud. We're dealing here fellows with a guy who, following PU's image rules, fought a hailstorm of repeated errors and kickbacks for eons on end just to get his aviator to work. And I think that occurred by accident. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, graymane's created a challenge here for somebody to make his mark. For example ..... what's a url? I will explore all the kind help already given from my good friends here. And if by chance a picture appears in one of my posts, then we know we have a payoff. | |
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| 05-09-13 11:46pm - 4245 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Try as I may, I cannot find out how to insert pictures in a post. I see them done all the time from others, and it frustrates me to no end spinning my wheels in endless attempts to do it myself.  For those kindly souls out there who respond to this plea, may I ask to make it simple... by that I mean as technically friendly as possible. I say that because I have two left feet whenever dealing with this sort of thing. | |
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| 05-03-13 08:55pm - 4251 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
A very interesting and enlightening story you gave us there, JB. With due respect for our adjoining neighbor, the fine state of North Carolina ..... I've spent a lot of time around people who live there, all of whom's interest rarely go beyond hunting, fishing, farming, seafaring going to church or settling for the simplicity of conventional living. Sure wish this guy you're describing had crossed paths with me. A shot at Chastity Lyn ? How can you put a price on that?  | |
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| 05-02-13 09:11pm - 4252 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
welcome to Porn Users shoegazer. Glad to have you on board. Forgive me for seizing the moment to throw in my two cents ......but that's why we're here, right? Assuming I'm reading you right ........ While I have to say your thread is thought-provoking, my answer would have to be that I get nothing from guys portraying acts wherein "he does all these really rough things with women." I hasten to add that although males roughing up their partners in sex scenes seem to be growing in popularity, I for one am saddened and find all its elements disgustingly repulsive. The excuse: "they're only acting" .. or "she likes it," may jell with avid fans of this practice, but the sheer fact pain is promoted to heighten pleasure and plant in the minds of viewers any level of acceptance this budding commodity may take ......only adds credence to the downward path porn may be heading. | |
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| 05-02-13 07:21pm - 4252 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I give Ron a hard time ...... and if you go back to my previous threads I've done about this guy, much of what you'll find are cheap shots about his physical appearance and departure from the ingredients that once made him Numeno-ono amounst porn's greatest. What really used to bother me, to which I unloaded on him most of my vitriolic arsenal, was seeing this aging, out-of-shape-has-been still immersed in the waiting arms of these tender, hot young damsels ready to bestow upon this salivating creep the ultimate bounty of sexual pleasure. All he wants and can handle. While I'm watchin' this, all I have are memories and settling only for vicariously putting myself in Ron's place as he commands the luscious smorgas-board of snapping pussies for which is only his to partake. It was only after I got an awakening post detailing what I already knew but convincingly widening my vision to see the problem was obviously simple envy. The post went on to explain why I should really be in praise of Ron for how and why he's still in this enviable position. It turned around my thinking. And although I'm still knockin' the guy, I'd like to think those thoughts are subtly cloaked anymore with a somewhat sarcastic but sincere admiration. So Keep on truckin' Ron ...... you're doing exactly what I'd do if given the chance.  | |
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| 04-30-13 02:31am - 4255 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
It looks as though the world will always have this kind of vermin in our mist. And when they come along and commit crimes of this nature, are caught, charged and (without a doubt) convicted of these heinous acts ...... theres only one way of dealing with them ...... You administer justice in the same manner the accused is guilty of. In other words, punishment to fit the crime. Enough already of a prison sentence that will let this beast have any chance of again seeing the light of day. Bring back the gallows, the electric chair, or even the guillotine to thwart these gruesome thoughts materializing in the minds of this scum. Objection from bleeding hearts out there? I'll reserve my thoughts for these wackos in order to remain within the sanctity of PUs good standing. | |
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| 04-30-13 12:20am - 4255 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
The news is out, my memes, Ron Jeremy, is revving up for returning to doing some movies, and resume busting the cherries of young ladies begging his services for a chance of breaking into the porn business. So where's he been? My guess convalescing from a reported two aortic aneurysms: abdominal and thoracic. Enough to almost take this chubby and hairy-bodied porn icon's life.... About what he says: "this really bothers me because I don't smoke, I barely drink, I don't touch drugs. I had none of those horrible habits and I still got this horrendous heart problem: aortic dissection, or aortic aneurysm dissection. In my case, I had two: abdominal and thoracic. Two holes they had to sew up." But boys and girls, this ain't gonna slow down this guy. His agency still remains inundated with projects screaming for him to star in de-flowering and take all these awaiting beauties on the ride of their lives. Graymane's History of this aging omnipresent ape, having stolen my erotic fanties, transforming them into his own endless playground of pleasure .... who's yet reprieved to further continue showing up in the clutches of nubile loves I'd almost kill for..... well, it jus' frost my balls. Forgive me, but I have no love for this guy.  Edited on Apr 30, 2013, 12:25am | |
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| 04-23-13 07:40pm - 4261 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Having made her mark -- as some would say for "butting" too much into the outer-limits-arena of US politics, as well as other regions reportedly none of her business, therein just stirring up more global recognition. That leaves me compelled to say that Sarah (love or hate her) has generated a hell'va of a household name. So tell me, Denner ........ Do you think Playboy (which really goes after broads who create this kind of attention) would do a centerfold of our Sarah Palin? Would make lovely poster for your computer-room wall  | |
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| 04-22-13 06:14pm - 4262 days | #77 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
There is another visible light at the end of the tunnel...... For some inexplicable reason, a smattering of popular celebrities decide to do the plunge into porn on their own. ie.,Tonya Harding, as well as former "Friday Night Lights" star and sexiest woman alive, Minka Kelly.....R-rated Teri Reed, not forgetting Wonder Woman's library of nudes.. The list goes on. Read more at http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-c...#L6flF8fAWGeiC7C6.99 . My shocker came after seeing Diane Lane ..... one of Hollywood's hottest Stars ... who, in all her powerfully erotic love scenes, carefully allowed our imagination only to guess what resides under her undergarments.....Yet suddenly embarked on a sex-clip filmed at a shipyard with a longshoreman that, compared to our INTERNET hotties, would leave the latter pale in comparison. I'd say jus' wait awhile and maybe your favorite also will nab a partner and give it up for her fans.  | |
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| 04-21-13 06:26pm - 4263 days | #27 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Another shovel at work digging these ass-holes their potential grave. Greed begets more greed ...... History is rampant of this ilk. skeletal remains of their avaricious overkill litter our planet....all because enough isn't enough. This is but one of a myriad little ploys these vermin's surreptitiously pass off on us. Unless we ultimately kick some of these greedy grubbers asses out of business, either boycotting or avoiding them altogether, they'll continue to invent new ways to get into our pockets. My being the perfect patsy for these guys, many passed subscribers I've used found getting' me to bite on their tricky traps was like shooting fish in a barrel. Damned, one would think Bang Bros could pay off our National debt with all they've squeezed out of their subscribers.........but they jus' gotta get a tighter grip on our balls by pulling' this kind of crap . | |
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| 04-21-13 03:34pm - 4263 days | #51 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Well, Marc ...... if anything I said had anything to do with your "feeling more at home here" and heretofore contributing to PU's reputed, great standing because of your renewed participation and sharing with us your invaluable ideas and thoughts ....... then from where I'm observing this picture, I think some of this debt you're awarding can, should be, and shared initation orderly deemed hardily reciprocal. I trust you'll do PU proud by your continued presence, gracing us hereafter with your continued support. | |
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| 04-20-13 09:44pm - 4264 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
This isn't all that rare. Penile amputees of this sort is a popular thought-out retribution among crazed wives of wayward mates. Among the more notable being the case of John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt. ..... lucky for John, his pecker was retrieved and reattached. after which The guy was greeted with fame and went on to star in a respectable number of porn movies. | |
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| 04-18-13 11:47pm - 4266 days | #47 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Gratitude has taken on a whole new character, one that excels beyond my ability to express it's dimension of praise ..... and it's wholly directed to all the above who have posted herein their well wishes for my recovery. In no small part a contributor, I hasten to add, upon my recent return home where I'm on my feet and becoming steadily Mobile and attending favorably to slowly caring for myself. I'm meeting with my surgeon at the end of this month for my follow-up. My fervent wish is that he'll relieve me of this bulky neck collar, that's been a proverbial albatross creating havoc almost immobilizing my head. Sorry Khan..... didn't mean to steal some of your thunder brought on by this thread..... But it was good timing and an opening to elicit some TLC :=)......and drop the news to say for better or for worse I'm back in Dodge | |
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| 04-11-13 02:15pm - 4273 days | #41 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks. Messmer, and esp. to PU's venerable stalwart -- The Capn. One of the premiere rewards of being a part of this site is the genuine camaraderie one has with fellow members. And I have yet to see this specialty -- common to this site -- challenged by any other on the web. I vigorously salute PU and all who have given it the stellar popularity it enjoys and truly deserves. A winner beyond the call!  | |
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| 04-11-13 12:45pm - 4273 days | #38 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks chief for those kind words......they indeed served to helping me feel better and assured I'm still remembered. Let me, though, qualify my initial statement by saying the long period of my post surgery was not all spent in the hospital. The latter was in re-hab with heavy empathies on getting my faculties back and running. After my cervical fusion, I was found to also have a fractured Lumbar .....another unexpected major item which also had to be addressed surgically.  | |
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| 04-10-13 05:36pm - 4274 days | #36 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
as one who is currently going through re-hab, after two major surgeries, followed by these last two months being hospitalized and bed-ridden ....... I feel your pain. mate. I'm still deep in the woods, unfortunately, abiding in a world of pain with seemingly little relief in sight. Breaking away ........ My deepest wish is that your recovery is swift and complete. Get well soon, chief! | |
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| 02-23-13 11:21am - 4320 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
India's interpretation of "baby-boom." Pu Ziona apparently keeps his reproductive equipment fine-tuned and always on ready. You suppose the guy has extracted some kind of power-source from one of the many plant varieties that we don't know about that's abundant in that region? 94 offsprings an' still going strong? This guy's got a prostate to kill for!  | |
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| 02-22-13 05:27pm - 4321 days | #17 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Twas all posted (on my part) tongue-in-cheek, Oh wise one. I could almost've predicted word for word what your response would be as I was tapping' the keys. I think I really wanted to convey that if such an undertaking of that magnitude were even seriously considered..... you're the only one with the brains, experience in the business and the kick-ass toughness needed to pull it off. But...still one with the most pracital good sense not to touch it with a ten-foot pole. You didn't get where you are by thinkin' all is gold that glitters. | |
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| 02-21-13 08:25pm - 4322 days | #14 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Can't let this one get away, Drac ..... and I hope it comes in the "neck" of time. And, judging that you appear to "LOL" (laugh out loud) a lot in your posts, I trust you'll then find the following a hearty knee-slapper: To wit ... Lets say you come upon a lovely Lass, (likened to those horny guys hauling around cameras and video equipment, who never fail to get any said female to jump right into their vehicle, strip and let these total strangers screw their brains out) But you, Drac, want her not only for a good fuck. Happily you see a fine meal included in your plan. You immediately act on your dual lusts, grab and drag her into nearby bushes ..... where then you have your way with her. Your carnal passion for her quickly sated, you then go for the frightened woman's protruding neck vain .. wherein your blood feast commences. Are you ready for this .......? This would be called ....... almost there ......... Ta-Da..... A "FANG-BANG" ........  | |
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| 02-21-13 01:42pm - 4322 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Count (accidental pun) your blessings, Drac..... unlike us, you're going to be around FOREVER! Jus' don't make the mistake of venturing outside in the sunlight. | |
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| 02-21-13 01:32pm - 4322 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I'd submit our extraordinarily capable administer would be ideal for that kind of job, having been there, done that, and, more importantly, have an in-debth insight of our plight and complaint's wishes. Sadly, It's wishful thinking he'd ever do it, but wouldn't hurt to make him an offer he'd find hard to refuse. Push comes to shove, we could resort to begging.  | |
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| 02-18-13 11:48pm - 4325 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Jus' curious, Drac .... How do you get computer related tectnitions and repairmen to do your house-calls? I mean, what with your remote castle being so scary an' all????? And if so, do they leave with all their blood? Or do they ever leave at all? Clever avatar, by the way. | |
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| 02-17-13 08:41pm - 4326 days | #26 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Its very plain to see, Pat, that you've done your homework quite well. And you've presented your case admirably. And I personally believe a bigger percentage of people who read your commentary here pretty much accept it as gospel. I suspect, and I know we here at PU would conclude, that you reference most of what you release on this forum from the good sources. And for those reasons, as well as other commendable evidence of your sage contribution to this forum, I'm going to buy what you've had to say on this subject. except .... I absolutely refuse to believe, given the effort on the part of those making and the distributing of porn, that a line can't be drawn to satisfy both parties of this issue. I'll give you an example of one practice Porn purveyors could adopt that would be a very effective start ... STOP ... I said STOP ... saturating fuck scenes with so much closeups. The outrageous, absurd, nonsensical, extravagant time cameramen burn up with endless shots of this guy's balls and hairy ass atop a form whose only body part is the mound of a vagina ... simply blows the mind. The scenes are perpetually starved for more angle shots, of which are so fleeting, because the dumb-ass behind the camera must hurriedly get back parking his lens on the same old balls-an'-ass closeup. Doesn't it make sense that the fewer the closeups the less chance the penis would display a condom? And its not rocket science that with a tad of ingenuity, angling the lens can be done in such a way as to minimize the possible sight of a condom. For some asinine reason, these jerks shooting the scenes must think everybody viewing simply can't get close enough and served with visual preponderance of the sight of a pussy connected to a penis. That's just one thing .....time and space are too short to include more at this time. But believe it! there's a way. Like I said earlier .... they got to get off their lazy asses and think for a change. | |
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| 02-17-13 04:57pm - 4326 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Too bad HeatherMcxxx, ain't around. With her teaching credentials and a sharp eye for ferreting out grammatical faux pas, I can say with hard experience that she'd be on this thread like spots on a leopard. Subject to opening something without being asked,, She even had khan setting in the corner wearing a dunce head-gear. Correcting me on a very tame error, the exchange among members that followed took took off like a jet. The unstoppable thread I can only now guess is somewhere in the "outta-limits." I predit you've started something here, pard. We all might be in for a long ride on this one. | |
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| 02-17-13 03:13pm - 4326 days | #24 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Perhaps I haven't made myself clear ...(which is a valid assumption based on history of my past forum entries). So please see me out while I try to put this in a perspective that might shed some light....... While I can appreciate the concerns of those sounding off about the risks and consequences of sex w/o condoms -- as it has to do with the porn industry, and maybe even hold my tongue while the law is flirting with getting into the act ..... The short answer whether to, or whether not as it's argued here isn't worth a rat's pa-tootie..... I simply don't want to identify a condom being used in a scene I'm paying to see. It's a major turnoff and erotic killer. The solution is so simple it bites you in the ass .... HIDE THE DAMED THINGS! We put men on the moon; we create special effects in movies that boggles the mind; Our market places are awash with technical gadgetry that's almost human ... so how about getting up off your collective fat, lazy asses, production studios, innovators, or whomever else cranks out this stuff, and do something about this pain in the ass  .BTW, read and acknowledge your mail from us for a change, and, like, you know, shock us and take some action on our pleds? Edited on Feb 17, 2013, 03:36pm | |
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| 02-16-13 04:39pm - 4327 days | #19 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I'm so glad somebody pulled this thread out of the past and is, for the right reasons, introducing it again. Back when this thread was posted (Oct, 2010) HIV and other STDs, was way more of an issue , and , more importantly, heavier on the minds of most and the diseases were perhaps more widespread. I summit that the fear factor those opposed to the absence of condoms, and are seen (herewith) in their posts back then, can now sit down for a meal of crow ...... because if we look at the stats, the mild threat these diseases presented then to porn stars, as were overblown by those herein this thread concerning their welfare, we then see their presentations (as it has to do with the spread of HIV among porn stars) rather groundless. That point is pr oven because of weak numbers of cases since then that effect the porn industry. The point remains ...... do we want visible condoms being worn in scenes (because of the spread of SIDS and HIV) or simply allowing scenes to be shot either with or without the wearing of condoms? -being the performers choice, and those paying to see the scenes. | |
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| 02-14-13 08:58pm - 4329 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I can only speculate, but "heels" are one of those items in a pic or video scene that either/or pushes the right buttons for an important segment of guys out there who get off on viewing them. (can I get a duh on that?) It's obviously a paramount part of foot-worshipers' niche, and the more platformy they are, it's reasonable to assume the more turned on the foot-lover gets. Go figure!  | |
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| 02-14-13 04:54pm - 4329 days | #36 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Nothing, of course. The arguments presented by both sides are so strong, leaving me duly confused .... enough so that I decided to stay with ol' Betsy-Dell-Oh-so for a while longer. Always my finest companion ... she comes to my immediate calling at the press of a button, she lodges close by and holds the key to legions of beauties that rocks my world, she don't talk back, and She's long been my pimp-extraordinaire, faithfully welcoming to my mental boudoir the crème de la crème of willing, glamerous babes. But hey, guys .... the controversy is just heating up on the inequity at hand ..... so don't stop now, stuff comin' in is always helpfull to others, as well as it contining to help me .... cuz despite her loyalty, Ol' Betsy is still on borrowed time. | |
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| 02-14-13 03:38pm - 4329 days | #38 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
JB, you're jus' too much, man. You've posted some great stuff, but This "faithful sexual partner" thing (above) gets you the gold-ringed cigar -- a writhing, knee-slapper for any serious log-flogger. I ain't finished .... gonna add that a guy of your savvy jus' might ought'a be the one giving your "Srink" some advice..... as well as reversing his fees. Who knows whats boiling inside the guy?   | |
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| 02-13-13 06:36pm - 4330 days | #29 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Quote from messmer .... if Hugh Hefner can still do it, why wouldn't it come back for me as well?  .... excuse me, my good friend, but I jus' gotta jump on your last statement with all fours.....How do we really know if Hefner had anything to actually "come back to?" From the many stories that's went around about that guy's sexual prowess, I'm all but left to believe that the other end of the Equation more accurately fits. Lets not forget he owned a publishing empire, the theme of which delt with necked women....Reliable sources convey all the man does is walk around and through his mansion in pajamas drinking Coca colas. Sure, he had women hanging all over him, and naturally so because association with him could get them a ticket into show-business..... indeed, a lot of movie people hung out there. That alone would draw women like moths to a neon light. Babe magnet was Huge's signiture ...... hence he was tagged that and went on to collect (and hold) the reputation of being a reputed pleaser-geezer. What Hugh wants, Huge gets .......an' though pussies are screaming out for a piece of him, that don't necessarily wash for exercising reality of his being a ladies banging partner. -- or maintaining libedo prominous. I summit, no matter how haggard we become, locking arms with a fit-chick ringer-dinger and parading her around town, should certainly get tounges wagging. I'm solidly in your corner, Mess. An I can't think of anything more important than your libido finding its way back home. | |
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| 02-13-13 04:54pm - 4330 days | #34 | |
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graymane (0)
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Great play on words, lk2..... If JB hadn't picked up on it, it would've gone right over my head. About getting answers to this Thread .... first and foremost, thanks to all of you for this exciting volume of replies. I couldn't have gotten this value of information even from the pricey pros. What's so really gratifing to me is that this subject did open a window through which a valuable exchange have passed to benefit so many others as well. So feel free to continue knocking yourselves out arguing the ramerfiations of desktop VS laptop. I'm on a front-row seat takin taking in all the action | |
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| 02-13-13 03:05pm - 4330 days | #27 | |
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graymane (0)
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All I know is that it spur-rs the blood-flow generators to step-up acceleration to the scrotum ... even at the expense of borrowing from other regions. Ha, Ha ..... you'll get an erection you can't turn down. Just be prepared to put all that wood somewhere it'll pull the plug on the relief valves. But ....If I get your drift, I think what you really want is for your sex urges to just stay on auto pilot ..... you know, like it was when we were young?.....like morning awakening boners, the sight of seeing a hot babe, friction from contact on a crowded bus ... or simply gettin' a rise oftentimes just out of the blue. If that's what you're after, my friend, then take it from a guy who, at 80, bade fair-well to those phantoms long, long, ago. My hopes for you is that it, too shall pass. You got no choice but to step aside and let it depart to wherever libidos go in their after-lives. Erotica from the written word may indeed be your salvation. Who knows, that just soon might sweep away all those mental battles you're having with uncooperative webmasters and replace your yearning for that more yielding and compassionate source of provider. BOY! in retrospect, I'm gettin' all choked up jus' thinking about my own waning departure from what you're apparently so concerned about coming down. Hang in there, Sir messmer......because: Maybe somewhat morose, but with a little luck .... No, I'll upgrade that to certainty, that at least St Peter will have something we can loudly shout about when we pick up our earthly rewards. Edited on Feb 13, 2013, 03:47pm | |
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| 02-13-13 01:12pm - 4330 days | #25 | |
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graymane (0)
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My advice to you, pard, is if your libido has gotten lazy, then give it a swift kick in the ass. Medications does do a number on your sex drive ... I should know because I take so much of the stuff that my pharmacy has instituted a holiday each year in my honor. Further, if urge isn't coming to you, then you gotta give it a offer it can't refuse....... God gave the gals a clit and the boys penile senetivity..... I'd say get to be good friends with Mr. Sensitivity by stroking him in the right places...... to hell with waiting for Herr Libido. If that isn't working, then I can tell you without reservation that the male-toy-merchants have reeeealy got a deal for you. It ain't jus' for girls anymore. Oh, last and of utmost importance...... Is That The sum of success one will expect from the above (aforementioned) .... is that your imagination absolutely must play the major role in making this all happen. If it's weak, a little therapy on an erotically motivated treadmill might be in order. Damned! we don't even have to stop there. There's this little blue pill that, well, eh, I mean, you know, ........ duh! If, remaining in this lifetime, even so much as an apparition of a sexy lady comes within my grasp...... hence, if nature can't handle it, then I'm ready to reach for that little-pussy-in-a-pill. Edited on Feb 13, 2013, 01:55pm | |
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| 02-12-13 03:20pm - 4331 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
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My Internet connection went down moments after I read this thread...... which had been introduced for only a couple hours. This left me with no way to get my post in before I knew you'd reconsider ...... hence my delayed response. My message was written as follows ..... "If you're like many of us here who've embraced porn, messmer, and whose devoted time and labor of love we've thus given in to this immeasurably exciting and satisfying pastime, then you know quite well it's not something we dismiss too casually.... even at our age. Then we throw in a community of developing friends whose mutual interest allows us to share, argue, kidd-around, and exchange views with one another on all levels and aspects that go with this phenomena ....comparably, something we don't find at our local Walmart Stores. Internet Porn isn't something we can easily shake off like flakes of dandrif..... we leave it occasionally, sure ....but the power always draws us back. Frankly, messmer, what with your writing talent, reviewing accomplishments, awards, record-breaking achievements, accolades, and the admiration and respect earned from your fellow members here at Porn Users, I find it figuratively hard to believe you're turning in your badge and suddenly just gettin' out of Dodge. Our town needs a good sheriff, partner ...... and you'da man. If for no other reason but to stick around, think of this as you and I being PU's oldest members left to battle the onslaught of new-age Internet trash. I can't fight'em alone, big guy ..... | |
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| 02-11-13 12:11am - 4333 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
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And I thought I had a problem finding sites that catered to my nitch.....(or is it niche?) Good luck, my friend..you're in the right place if it can be found.....I wish you well! You might take a look at HardcorePornVideo. | |
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| 02-10-13 11:38pm - 4333 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
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My guess is that if you have enough faith in your material and want it to have any chance of getting the attention you think it warrants, then the safest way might be going through an agency. Just find one that won't sit on it and will have your interest at heart. Sadly, though, the worth of yours and that of so many others whose great creations really sparkle, wouldn't be recognized for its true value by studio heads or their ilk if it reached out and bit them on the ass. But since we're talkin' porn ........ well, they're a whole new breed of animal..... even worse because of a serious epidemic of tunnel vision fixated on the status quo that resides in and permeates the industry. Meaning: "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." | |
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| 02-09-13 03:54pm - 4334 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
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Thanks, guys, for your predictably thoughtful and sage input. Only at Porn Users ........ are there always those who possess a wealth of knowledge on almost anything ..... and, more than that, those who aren't only willing to share this scarcity with his fellow members, but who seemingly go beyond the call to provide solutions that come in such waves that the inquirer gets far more than he bargained for. I enthusiastically salute the magnificent guys an' gals whose collective efforts have made this site the best of its kind.  BTW....... it's a priceless sight seeing Wittyguy's avatar grace this thread....... I think I speak for the whole by saying his absence have been sorely missed. | |
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| 02-09-13 08:53am - 4335 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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I'm thinking about buying a new computer. However, All I've ever owned is the Windows desk-top variety -- which for all practical purpose's have lead me to be convinced that it was better geared for my use. However, Laptops have come a long way, and from what I've gleaned following lap-top's progress and what people are saying, I'm inclined to go that route this time around. For all of a lap-top's versatilities, and freedom from mind-boggling entanglement of wires and other sundry baggage of necessities ..... assuming lap-tops can offer the same quality of viewing pleasure and handle comparable storage capabilities as the desk-top, then I'm now at the starting-line ready to break-away in that direction. Anything our well-endowed, PU technically talented brothers can offer this clueless puter-lover, whose next purchase (at his age) could very well be his last, would naturally be most appreciated?  | |
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| 01-30-13 11:16pm - 4344 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
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I once hit on a gal using that old popular line: "Hey, honey ..... where've you been all my life?' Her reply ....... "wasn't born most of it."  Another dumb line I used that shot-me-down: "I'm a great lover, Babe" ... Her reply: "Why, because you practice so much on yourself?" Opening remarks to three gals in a bar, to whom I was determined to show that I was cool and confident: "I want you all to meet a man who doesn't know the meaning of fear and intimidation, a man who doesn't know the meaning of rejection or defeat." Whereupon one gal pipes-up with: "So ladies, what say we all chip in and buy this guy a dictionary," Lines .... I'll bet when you come into a room, fire-alarms go off. You're the gorilla of my dreams He: Do you agree kissing is a language of love? She: I suppose so He: So what'a-ya say we start talking! | |
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| 01-25-13 03:37pm - 4349 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
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All goes to prove what we knew all along, JB. Beneath that tough exterior lies a somewhat soft demeanor that hails as a societal pot of gold. | |
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| 01-25-13 02:10pm - 4349 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
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I couldn't be happier things are mellowing out somewhat for you, Pard. But I gotta say, that for the benefit of all the others who'll likely learn something from the experience you're so thoughtfully sharing with us here, I can only guess the real meaning of my comment "I feel your pain" just simply sailed right over your head. it's actually a reciprocal turnaround of your exact words in a reply to my answer of a recent poll question. Remember? | |
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| 01-25-13 03:13am - 4350 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
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Gee, JB, I feel your pain. | |
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| 01-24-13 05:48pm - 4350 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
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No replies? Well darned!..... nothing says or gives a better critique of a thread of this nature languishing this long, than brutal inattentive response. So this is the third bomb on my last three shots at story-telling thats seemingly fallen on its ass. Guess I'll stick anymore just to porn! | |
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| 01-22-13 06:20pm - 4352 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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Authored by graymane.... cuz there was nothing else to say Dwayne is a born loser. Can’t keep a job, sponges off his parents, bums cigarettes, and is naturally always broke. That’s not all. Dwayne’s problems are augmented by having illusions of grandeur -- one phase of which he believes himself possessing extraordinary powers .... another being irresistible to women ---a babe-magnet. Despite the fact he strikes out with gals in bars, amongst friends, and even from girls at his infrequent visits to church, the situation does nothing to alter his self-aggrandizement. Convinced he was a divine purpose whom the world owed privileged status, he then concluded it was alright to go to any means to get it. The answer was clearly money. Where’s the money? Banks, of, course. How will he part the bank’s money into his hands? Rob the bank, of course. Leah has had a sheltered life. Coddled and doted-on from birth, home-schooled and prepped by parents to deal with the world outside, this very bright but naïve little lady was about to leave the nest. Now, nearing her 20th birthday, her parents was instrumental in getting her a job as teller at the local bank. Leah was bursting with excitement, she hung on every word of her orientation and pledged her undying obedience to protocol. It was Leah’s first day on the job and she had handled her first twenty customers flawlessly. Her trainer, now convinced Leah would be OK on her own, departed to her own desk to pick up on the morning issues. Leah’s window, now open to her share of the morning traffic, finishes business with the few who were in her line, and finds herself for the first time idle. Wearing a thin open overcoat over a food-stained sport jacket and loose tie, Dwayne strolled into the bank. Walked straight to Leah’s window and greeted her with a big smile ……… Leah returned the smile and, inquired with the bank’s traditional courteousness as to what she can do for the gentleman. "Just gimmie your money,lady” snarled Dwayne. 'And hurry up with it.” “Excuse me, sir, replied Leah, 'but are you panhandling?” because if you are I must inform you there’s an ordinance against that and you’ll have to move to the outside, off the street.” “lady", muffled Dwayne, I have a gun and I’m ready to use it if you don’t move your ass to the register and empty the cash here into this sack.” “Again, I’m sorry, sir, but you’ll have to refrain from outbursts or that kind of language.” “Are you listening to me, you dumb-ass broad, grimiest Dwayne….. "I have a gun and I’m about to unload it on you.” Leah continues …. “and unfortunately there’s nothing I can do about your gun; We don’t buy them here. There’s a pawn shop just around the corner, you might want to try them.” "Now, if you want money, you first must submit the proper paperwork in order to withdraw it …… do you have a withdrawal slip, or shall I give you one of ours?” “I’m going to give you a hole in your head if that sack ain’t full in about ten seconds", Dwayne angrily responds. “you do really need some help with your attitude, sir ….. And it might help to work on your grammar, also. It’s atrocious!” “What’s that mean? shouts Dwayne.” you callin’ me names, bitch?” an if you got something to say about my gun, you better say it, 'cause it's gonna put you on a slab at the city morgue “Again, sir, continues Leah, I’m sure you have a nice gun, but we don’t use them here. Our guard, Morgan, has one on his hip; maybe he can use another one ……… “Oh Morgan", Leah directs her call, “may we see you for a minute?” As the guard approaches the window, only a two second blur can be seen existing the building. “Awww!” Pouts Leah, as she greets Morgan’s approach. I think I could’ve gotten you a good deal on another gun. But I guess the guy choose to try the pawn shop. | |
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| 01-21-13 06:03am - 4354 days | #22 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Herewith are a couple "Mad's Personal Ads" from the "Meet Market Dept" from mag. dating back to the late '40s. #1 .... Successful-(not wealthy), full-figured (not fat)woman (not man) seeks gentleman (not lady) for quiet (not loud) evening (not days) at home (not outdoors). Write BOX 813 (not BOX 702). #2 ....Financianally unstable man -- I owe everyone money. If you're not one of my creditors, I'd like to meet you. Send phone, mine was repossessed. Stankey. BOX 44 | |
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