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| 07-16-12 04:58pm - 4542 days | #33 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
It's about your new avator, JB...... it's scaring the hell outta me!  I mean, here I'm sitting at my computer half naked, and all of a sudden this peeping tom's eyeball is in my face, blinking salaciously, non-stop and sight focused right at my family jewels. Couldn't ya give the thing a black patch, or something? | |
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| 07-16-12 04:18pm - 4542 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
1. Down and dirty?... BELIEVEABLE? Well, it would have to be a scene I saw wherein a gal was being fucked so hard and ravenously that her pussy detached itself, fell to the floor, whereon it began flopping around like a fish just being pulled in from the ocean. It took the camera crew almost five minutes to chase it down and get it reassembled to it's proper place. The Subject quit porn that same day and checked in with her Gynecologist. 2 How many gigs of porn have I collected? Well none so far. Everytime I get a respectable stash built up, my damed computer crashes and wipes out everything. Suggest I Get a storage device? Don't work. Hackers steal it from there when I'm not looking. Answer other questions later | |
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| 07-16-12 03:33pm - 4542 days | #31 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Golly, Chief! I gotta say it's a relief and a pleasure to see that you're still with us. Having not seen you popping up with your usual regulariy has had me worried. I was begining to suspect the inevitable: Like an organized coup perhaps had occurred -- probably made up of some disheveled (oops) I mean, disgruntled bunch of misguided PU opportunists, who had over-powered Porn User's elite guard and physically ousted Khan from his throne. For Those who're interested, there's a meetin' next week to celebrate Khan's long tenure by collectively hanging a nude love doll of Aria Giovanni in effigy.  Kiddin' aside ..... you gotta know we all love'ya, big guy! | |
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| 07-15-12 07:35pm - 4543 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Impressive critique, Heather. Howsomeever, everything you've so thoughtfully said here has shot right over my head.  Should've focused more on actually learnin' in my English classes rather than allowing my attention to be glued on the "assthetic" properties of my young teacher's derriere ..... as well as capturing views of her perfectly shaped calves, the sight of which unfortunately ending just above the knees. Gams are my biggest turn-on, and hers, as with those of some of my other teachers, always stoked the fiery ambers of my imagination whilest I'm fantasizing on images of what lies above the hem line. Therein is one example of others that play a part in my educational shortcomings. You might Pass that on to Miss Grammar for me if you would. The grammatical error in post #11 I was referring to has to do with a sentence ending in a preparation: "all of which I'm well aware of" | |
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| 07-15-12 04:09pm - 4543 days | #14 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
BTW, Heather .......while I'm still nursing my wounds from the error that bought this all about, I'd be interested to know if Miss Grammar picked up on another grammarical bo-bo that I inadvertently made in my #11 post.  | |
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| 07-15-12 02:39pm - 4543 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
It's less important when you're gonna quit, it's HOW you're gonna quit that matters. Be sure to share with us any success you might discover. Who knows, It might help some poor soul whose hairy palms and waning eyesight regain his faculties. | |
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| 07-15-12 11:29am - 4543 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks for the valuable tip, IK2F ..... But if this thread strikes anyone out there to mean I'm writing all this from personal experience, then naturally they're right up to a point, but they need to know this data mostly comes from a valid variety of sources, all of which I'm well aware of. | |
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| 07-15-12 10:40am - 4543 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Appreciate you coming to my aid, JB ....but the gal's got me dead-to-rights. It's easy to see she's got a mind sharper than a surgical blade.  | |
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| 07-15-12 10:10am - 4543 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Heads-up call there, Heather  Accordingly, I think a faux pas of this magnitude calls for a good spanking, wouldn't you agree? Inform Miss Grammar if she'd consider doing the honors, I'll make her an offer she couldn't refuse. Edited on Jul 15, 2012, 03:16pm | |
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| 07-14-12 07:06pm - 4544 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Curious, you begin surfing through some internet porn. You begin watching the stuff On a regular basis. You become fascinated with it. You begin spending more and more time watching it. You begin putting aside important matters because porn is consuming your time. You're alienating yourself from friendships in lieu of your growing interest in porn. Bills are unattended, the phone is ringing, knocks are at the door; those, among other things, are oftentimes being ignored because you're absorbed in your porn. You're now losing sleep, and your food preparation and eating habits are being compromised. At this point, my friend, though you may not want to admit it, you've mired yourself so far upstream in do-do it would almost take an ocean ice-cutter could reach you. Welcome to Porn addiction. Exaggeration? Don't think it ever gets that bad? Well, I'm here to tell'ya the evidence is there if one cares to look for it. Edited on Jul 15, 2012, 11:05am | |
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| 07-14-12 06:32pm - 4544 days | #39 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, partner ....... you've said it precisely the way I'd like to be remembered.  | |
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you are so funny Graymane. You might be dissolving before our eyes but you've managed to maintain that sense of humor that keeps us coming back at ya. | 07-14-12 03:26pm - 4544 days | #36 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I'm surprised to see you've taken this thing so hard, my friend. I'm really touched. And because of that, I'm gonna reveal, (and it will interest you to know) that because of the special rapport I feel we've formed as PU brethren, and seeing nobody else in my present realm has gained that honor, the fifty thousand I bequeathed to you, had all this been true, obviously won't be forthcoming.  | |
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Just Say NO!| 07-14-12 02:18pm - 4544 days | #35 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, my good friend. And may that precious gift of life especially be yours: Because, allow me to say, unlike many of us, the most important reason for that lies with the fact an all-encompassing, devotional love you share with the other half of your life needs for you to stay around. If this skewed, knee-jerk post I just perpetrated served for any good reason, it would have to be accredited to this opportunity to high-light the compassionate and loyal position messmer has chosen and continues to dutifully maximize as a life's partner to his one and only. Caregiver: I've been there, and I've more than earned the right to expound upon it without limits. | |
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| 07-14-12 12:07pm - 4544 days | #32 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
It was my initial intention to follow up on this post by the doctor saying : But if you'll pay the past-due bill you owe me, I'll give you a few years more. Didn't think you guys would've really taken me seriously! My apologies! | |
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| 07-14-12 11:58am - 4544 days | #30 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Yes it is ... and a very bad one at that. Seems my attept at humor is takin' flight along with most of the other deteriorating senses God gave me. | |
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| 07-14-12 11:50am - 4544 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I really feel bad for you, Shooter. It's enough to be jerked around by this elk of assholes by not honoring their commitments and initiating other stuff on your charges that you don't need or want -- but to be victimized by something as egregious as what you've discribed, is patiently amongst the worst that could happen. I hope you get to the bottom of this and get some recompense for your troubles. Please keep us informed with the details about who these assholes are and measures we can follow to avoid a simular fate. | |
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| 07-14-12 10:53am - 4544 days | #27 | |
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graymane (0)
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Waiting's not an option, Heather .......Doctor  told me I might have only days to live. Edited on Jul 14, 2012, 11:02am | |
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| 07-11-12 07:49pm - 4547 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
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In view of the onset and popular practice introduced by porn-peddler's answer to conveniently provide a cheap lubricant to their subject's orifices by spitting all over each other ... then let me proudly announce another name of noteworthy status: Ta-Da ...  "Spittoon" | |
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| 07-11-12 07:14pm - 4547 days | #19 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Quote: ..... Just wait for the surprise ending! You aren't a wolf hiding under the cloke of sheep-skin, eh... are you? Translation: That's to say, You're not gonna confess you're actually a man, Heaven forbid!  | |
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| 07-11-12 06:58pm - 4547 days | #18 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
The suspense is takin' a heavy toll, Heather ..... it's my waning ticker, don't you know? | |
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| 07-11-12 06:46pm - 4547 days | #23 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
This thread being jberry's brainchild, whom I'd figure appreciates those things that fit amusingly weird creations ---- this one's for you: Serving with the 508th Airborne Division, back in the early '50s during the US-Korean conflict, a fellow paratrooper who bunked next to me slepted on a thick mattress-cover that was fully surfaced with rows of tit- replicas possessing the exact feel, perfectly sized, and shaped identical to the real thing. Needless to say he was the envy of our whole platoon. He'd go to sleep with a nipple in his mouth and both hands grasped firmly around a couple neighbors. The frontal weight of his body nicely nestled and squeezed between mounds of tender bulbs, he developed the habit of moving around a lot during his slumber (well yeah!) I'd of gladly settled just for the nocturnal dreams he was probably having. He never told us where the mattress came from. Never loaned it out, never accepted the handsome rental offers, and never, never would even talk about selling it. You can just imagine how I felt, being next door sleepin' on Army requisitioned goose-feathers. | |
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| 07-11-12 04:56pm - 4547 days | #16 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
EUREKA !!!!! If this explosive revelation doesn't resurrect my sleeping passion for reading..... then nothing reaching (over, under, around, or within) the four spheres of this earth will.  | |
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| 07-10-12 10:21am - 4548 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
heaven's gate Sugarland tunnel Crocha Birth cannon Pink toco Briar Patch Beaver bush Ellie Mae Clamp-it Manhole snapper flapper Zip it ......shades of Archer Bunker How about the dividing strip between the vagina and anus? We called it "the taint" cuz it taint pussy or ass ..... (groan!!!) BTW..... anybody remember the Edsel? (need I say more?) | |
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| 07-10-12 09:12am - 4548 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Touche!!!   ..... you present a "Hard" act to follow, Ma'am (score me another pun)Meanwhile ...... Gonna have'ta tear myself away from porn long enough to dust off some of those books I previously posted about. Gotta be something news-worthy and compellin' stuffed within all those rows of gilded-binder-multi-page references that'll serve to properly address your (careingly)thoughtful inquiry. I'd guess, Within this unused library of written gems, lay a cornucopia of stuff about just about anything. Even chapter and verse dissecting the likes of best-seller "What you've always wanted to know about sex but was afraid to ask." Yahoo?..Google? Eat your heart out. | |
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| 07-09-12 10:50pm - 4549 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
1) Although many women thinks it "sucks", fellatio still reigns supreme as stimuli of choice to get Johnson's blood'a pumping and standing tall. (Uh-hum! Therein, Heather, abides your pun for today) 2) A back rub may seem out of it's elements to get Johnson's attention, but the fireworks are in the fingers and where they make their last stop. 3) Although the risk of premature ejaculation is at high risk, a good, versatile vibrating apparatus in the soft, trained hand of his lady exploring those nerve-ending surfaces of his genitals is sure to ignite the scrotum after-burners. 4) A woman's mouth is her vagina's greatest competitor for reaching some of Johnson's hot spots. It's simply up to that woman to ferret out those tender terrains. Believe me, Johnson will  you for the efforts.Enough for now, Heather...... we don't want your man collapse from "stroke" ........ couldn't resist! | |
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| 07-08-12 06:25pm - 4550 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Venturing herewith from this male's observation: I must respectfully commend you on your superb command of the language, as well as the eloquence with which you use to assemble your thoughts here on this forum. What you're contributing is a joy to read and be a part of. Having said that, I then trust, from a male's point of view, that we can diplomatically lock horns on any matter of gender disagreement that may arise -- preferably without deployment of hit men wielding baseball bats targerting knees. For beginners, Heather says: (in complimentery fashion) 1) "Women are mysterious" .... That speaks for itself. It's common knowledge nobody's yet been able to understand or figure them out. 2) They're "elusive": Indeed... here today, gone tomorrow. 3)"endlessly fascinating": To that I agree entirely. Check out her rear, and you have the end of her that' s fascinated the lowest peasants all the way up to the royalty of Kings. 5) "complex": Beyond the shadow of a doubt. 6) "A man's organ is fairly straightforward" (is there a pun intended there, Heather)? 7) " be careful, because you might run into a woman who slaps her knees together when she orgasms. Like me. So be prepared to read the signs and get your head out of there." The hell with my head, it's my balls that I'd worry about Edited on Jul 08, 2012, 06:35pm | |
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| 07-06-12 09:21pm - 4552 days | #28 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Jus' wanna say I'm sooo delighted that the void we're oftentimes saddled with concerning the scarcity in members of the softer -- including and argueably a gentler, aesthetic and unique-cerebrum gender -- have yielded a bounty that's really added sparkle and wit to our forum and polls. She's indeed a breath of fresh air. Don't be a stranger, HeatherMcXxx. . Where else could a lady immerse yourself around a pool of guys possessed with this kind of positive intellect? HeatherMcXxx. | |
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| 07-04-12 08:47pm - 4554 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I gotta tell'ya, partner, what you're saying is absolutely right. Further, I can think of no better therapy for my painfully arthritic fingers than to squish on a couple soft, sagging, and droopy hooters a couple times a day. Edited on Jul 05, 2012, 12:28pm | |
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| 07-04-12 07:50pm - 4554 days | #19 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Ya know, I did connect to the similarity of the two words as I was keying them in, but not surprisingly, it was the messnificent mind of my good Canadian friend who picked up on the play.  | |
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| 07-04-12 03:37pm - 4554 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Well, Jberry, afar Pacific neighbor and valued fellow PU'er, whether it's relevent or not, I'm not, nor was I ever a "breast man." Even if I were to be converted, at my age I wouldn't know what to do with them, anyway. I have, however, offered a handsome sum to well endowed ladies to allow me to end my long and worn-out life by embedding my face into the folds of her two mammoths until I peacefully smother ... No takers as yet. Do you know somebody? Anyway, congrads for the enlightening news of what's geneticaly on the horizon in the name of science relating to breast enhancements. Maybe, in another life, I'll come back in a gender that'll greater support this worthy findings. | |
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| 07-04-12 02:42pm - 4554 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Well, partner .... look at the bright side: You at least get to talk to the guys who might have your money. My history of communication with this ilk have only been through an invitation to write them, like, via somewhere they just might or might not give you an answer. And about those "companies employing americans who understand English, rather then support people with marbles in their mouth from, say, Guam? " I couldn't concur with you more, my friend..... but the short answer is simply about MONEY. The marble-mouthed bunch are doing it on the cheap, and our proverbial, greedy companies are using them as an open window for explotation. Therein denotes what's commonly in entrepreneurial vogue, and thereby awarded membership in "the American way:" To wit: if Americans won't work for what they're offering, go overseas. | |
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| 07-04-12 01:34pm - 4554 days | #15 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Oh yes .... forgettin' almost that we're being asked why we liked porn: Answer: Well, at my age, I simply don't have nothing better to do. Ruefully, I suppose that might've applied also dating back to the time I discovered the stuff .... onto (I might add) the present.  | |
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| 07-04-12 01:17pm - 4554 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Said with a Statesman's Eloquence, May I have the privilege of joining Toadsith in his response to Pat's thoughtful recognition to this special day. Toadsith indeed says it best.  | |
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| 07-04-12 11:59am - 4554 days | #14 | |
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graymane (0)
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I guess that means you approve.  | |
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| 07-04-12 04:47am - 4554 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Emily talks way too fast. A word one might associate with concerning she and her husband's/mate's sexual history. She clearly looks and sounds like a frustrated woman. Further, I think she hasn't said anything (audible) that most don't already know. It jus' ain't rocket Science to conclude we guys mostly get sexually turned on by visual stimulation. While a man's motor revs-up by what sensually passes through the eye's lens, likewise, in part, it is what a woman hears that helps trigger a comparable stimuli. His thoughtfulness and caring behavior also falls in there somewhere.... but moreover it's common wisdom that women place more value on emotional connection as a spark of sexual desire. I'd like to add messmer's beautifully keen thoughts on this thread is mesmerizing .... as well as that of Pat362. Edited on Jul 04, 2012, 12:39pm | |
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| 06-23-12 05:31pm - 4565 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Don't see a "high-five" Smiley insert to devote to Drooler's thoughtful support, back when you needed it and he was there. But short of that, I'd like to contribute a hearty and heel-clicking-show-of-respect-salute for his loyalty, his PU longevity, and generally for being the good-will trooper that he is.As to the warm sentiments by denner that went into this thread, I'd like to throw in my vote of appreciation for his taking the time, and producing the effort to give us this historically, thought-provoking message. | |
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| 06-22-12 12:55am - 4566 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Welcome back, fellow addict.... The cruise seems to be a win-win. You're back at your favorite past-time, seemingly with a renewed fervor and appreciation for it's naughty merits; and, more importantly, you've bestowed upon the little lady the ultimate domain of romance, every woman's dream, an adventure etched in memory for a lifetime: A SHIP CRUISE WITH HER ONE AND ONLY. In the aftermath, as she drifts down off that blissful and lofty cloud, and glides on back into domestic reality, her knight in shining armor then becomes the recipient of rewards so profound that it'll drown any and all proposed regrets of one's seperation from porn. this is to your good fortune. | |
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| 06-14-12 10:23pm - 4574 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
There is a way, Jberry. Although I don't know how it would go over with PU's brass; or, considering the fact one has to genuinely trust his helper, that it could be implimented. I doubt the process is a revelation to any of our regulars, inasmuch as most are at least basically computer-savvy ... and to those who're technically advanced, the action is nothing more than a cake-walk. This mode of attacking software problems and inquiries is growing rapidly, and despite its risk, more and more tech support using this method is being bought into play. Why? because positive and immediate solutions to software problems can be solved on the spot. Its a proceedure I predict even PU will ultimately be taking a serious look at. Although by now, most already know from whence I speak. But anyway, The magic lies with a two-way connection between the party who needs a fix and a guy/gal who's able to provide the fix. The kicker? The fix-provider (via an agreed upon duel term acceptance)takes complete control and possession of your computer.... wherein he has access to every nook and cranny, in which to search for the culprits. | |
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| 06-14-12 07:52pm - 4574 days | #21 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Ya know, RB.... I was thinkin' the same thing; but, of course, it was you who had the presence of mind to post it. And if you're tuning in, Chief ( and naturally you are) Just (for this unfortunate but rare idle occasion) put PU on the back burner and indulge yourself in some contemplative outside pleasures that you were previously to busy to work out. I got a couple walkers, canes, crutches, and even an electric scooter at your beckoning should you find them useful. (of course the scooter will need a full charge in order to make it to your house) | |
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| 06-14-12 06:59pm - 4574 days | #31 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, Messmer ..... but I think the message I was attempting to convey here has to do with your sincere beliefs that you're going over the top hammering the same refrain getting through to these air-heads. Be assured, you're talkin' and responsible parties are hearing...maybe not completely listening, but the evidence demonstrates, in part, from the response you're getting from your fellow members. These oblivious studio honchos, who're cemented to the status-quo, are like wads of tough meat ... whether it works or not, (figuratively) cleated hammer-heads of reason simply needs to continue coming down on their thick behinds until hopefully there's another crack or two. Make no mistake, sir messmer..... you and your like out there who're unyeilding in whatever endeavored quest they're harbing, are the real heros | |
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| 06-13-12 03:44pm - 4575 days | #21 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
We NEVER tire of your rants, partner. Your roars are at the fore-front of opening the door to scores of worthless, repetitive, and frivolous junk foisted on us by Web-sited Bozos whose sights are frozen in tunnel-vision-mode. Keep up the speed, big-guy....... you're "fighting the good fight." (a Churchill moment) | |
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| 06-13-12 02:50pm - 4575 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
 This is indeed saddening. Thank Heaven nothing else was injured or broken as a result of his fall.... ie., hipp, arms.He'll be sorely missed. You have my best wishes that his recovery is swift and painless. | |
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| 06-08-12 05:25pm - 4580 days | #22 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Cops love it when happy-hour breaks comes around, and/or when the doughnut store opens .... because that's when they can gather amounst their own, seizing the moment to exchange all the bizarre stories they can't wait to share with fellow officers. This proved so popular it apawned a TV show (Cops)... to also let us in on the fun.And you're right, turbo. I'll bet'cha even weirder stuff goes on in those Emergency facilities. I've heard about some that'll curl your eye-brows. But these kind of professionals need this perk..... what with all the gore they have to deal with. | |
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| 06-08-12 12:02am - 4580 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, turboshaft, for those very kind sentiments. Actually, I have every reason to believe this doctor found this incident to be just as funny as those wondiful PU members who have tuned in to this thread, and esp. those who took the time to comment. I further believe he'll jubilantly pass this on to all those other professionals with whom he hob-nobs -- as well as others he associates with in the field of medicine. Why shouldn't he? Its a funny story and it'll get a laugh. | |
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| 06-07-12 11:34pm - 4580 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
My compliments to Toadsith, for his keen observance and superb analysis of this thread. His reply contained a wealth of thought-provoking critique, thus making a broader case for this sad commentary. However, what Toadsith failed to grasp is that this wasn't meant to portray a real-life occurrence, but clearly a representation, pictorial or literary, in which the subject's distinctive features or peculiarities are deliberately exaggerated to produce a comic or grotesque effect. A caricature, if you will. | |
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| 06-07-12 05:38pm - 4581 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Married just out of High School, now in their early 50’s, Todd and his wife, Beebe, share an uneventful sex life. It’s been generally slam-bam-thank you-ma’am -- With Todd immediately rolling off and peacefully drifting into La-La Land; Whilst Beebe curls up and silently completes her pleasure with busy fingers and harboring thoughts of images wherein she's cavorting with big, romantic, male movie stars. On this night, Todd would be late getting home, having accepted an after work invitation to watch some of his Co-worker’s porn collection. Later, Having just finished a late dinner, and, as it is with Todd in respect for Beebe’s work preparing it, he takes over the job cleaning up. Todd is always looking for ways to please Beebe. Afterwards, wrapping themselves in each other’s arms, as they cuddle on the sofa to watch TV, Todd tells Beebe he has some surprises for her when they launch into this evening's love-making. Beebe is excited! “What,” she pleds. Tell me; I can’t wait." "Well, continues Todd, not that our sex isn’t already the best.... But I'm convinced I’ve now discovered ways of making it even better -- And you know me, honey-puss, anything to make you happier.” "But I’m OK with the way it is, purrs Beebe. What could you possibly do to make it better?" "Maybe a little diversion would do wonders,' said Todd. Earlier, at Gregs house, I got into watching some of his porn. And you know what? You can’t imagine the fun those couples on video was having. I mean, this guy doing way-out stuff that was driving his partner wild with pleasure. You had’a see she was really into it by all the loud ohoos and ahhhs, screamin, an all that gimme-more talk she was doing." Note.... (by this time, readers will rightfully conclude that Todd is a few french-fries short of a happy-meal.) Bebee, smiling as she lay beneath the covers, has her eyes focused on Todd as he disrobes and hurriedly hops into bed and climbs atop Beebe’s plump frame. Expecting Todds usual ritual of hand-pumping his member until it’s ripe for entry, Beebe is shocked, as Todd lowers his head between her legs and commences to munch on the hairy surface of Beebe’s vagina. "What on earth are you doing" shouted Beebe! Todd, his mouth glistening with fluids Beebe had produced ahead of time to get a jump-start to a hopeful miracle orgasm, lifts his head and announces he’s doing a cunt-a-lingus. Beebe is mortified. "What would Rev.Mcfadden say if he knew what you’re doing. He’d throw us both out of church. And God forbid should this get out amongst it’s women members." Oblivious to Beebe’s clit, Todd’s mouth is chomping away everywhere else but where it's supposed to, while Beebe, aghast at what was happening, was making an effort to wiggle free. Finally getting the message, Todd moves up and grabs a tit in each hand. After squeezing and sucking on them very gently, he begins slapping them from side to side. As Beebe is recoiling from this insane action, glaring up at her husband, she begins pounding his chest with both hands. "That wasn't in the video, Sugar-puss" pipes Todd; but that’s good. Get it out." Beebe then turns over. "Wonderful," calls out Todd. Now, Honey I’m gonna really do something new that I’ve just learned" -- Whereupon Todd vigorously slaps the cheeks of Beebe’s ass. "Have you gone mad, Todd," Beebe yells out. "You’re angry, responds Todd. That means you unconsciously are getting turned on, I betcha." Then, going for the ultimate stimulus that's supposed to create a crescendo of sexual pleasure, Todd inserts his erect penis deep into Beebe’s anus. Beebe is now painfully petrified, lying motionless on her abdomen with eyes affixed to the headboard. As Todd’s scrotal sensations begin to peak, and ejaculation only moments away, he physically turns Beebe over, and, as Beebe’s mouth opens wide from the horror of the unbelievable events she’s experiencing, Todd ejaculates a strong, forceful jet of cum directly into Beebe’s open mouth. As Todd dismounted and fell upon his back, lying there in the aftermath of one of the strongest orgasms of his long life, Beebe suddenly breaks away, grabbing a pair jeans on her way out the door. Hurriedly, Beebe gets into their car, and speeds away on route to her mom’s house. After telling mom of the brutal behavior beset upon her by a crazed spouse, the insistence from mom, and later from their clergy, all got their heads together. Days pasted. After repeated calls to his wife, that went unanswered, and visits to the home of Beebe's mom -- resulting in a peace warrant issued to his door -- The final blow came when two weeks later, he opened a letter from her lawyer. Why? he kept asking himself --still puzzled the rough new-age sex play overwhelmingly effecting his judgment in the porn flicks had anything to do with his predicament. The end  Note from the author: THE PORNERS DO IT FOR THE MONEY, GUYS! (Of course you knew that) | |
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| 06-07-12 01:19pm - 4581 days | #17 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Sorry about the confusion. My effort not to be specfic by including anything possibly personal to the whole world, I guess this was my dumb way of referring to your sister, whom I recall you earlier mentioning is being an Md. I figured her being a doctor, she'd esp. get a kick out of this ...... or, rather, might prefer just to use the "kick" for a strategic spot of the pracical joker's anatomy for victimizing one of her own profession. | |
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| 06-06-12 08:24pm - 4582 days | #15 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Welcome on board, Claypaws. I appreciate your taking the time to comment, and esp. the kind sentiments concerning these wayward lungs. Hope to see more from you in the future. | |
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| 06-04-12 06:19pm - 4584 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Might I mirror our regular and always eloquent member's statement (Ik2fireone) as it appears here. Word-for-word, he couldn't have stated it any better wherein applying to me. Pushing rapidly onward to the 80yr. mark, and recipient of some mean health problems, all I can say is our busy poster had better run on high octane for me being around to salute a second thousand posts. Lookin' forward, though, to each of your future posts that'll power you to the 2000 mark | |
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| 06-04-12 05:32pm - 4584 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Good idea Ct. You and the good Cap'n have now got me to do some bolder thinking: Like, Under the right circumstances, long waits would certainly be made easier by having facilities to pipe-in, HD and on wide-screen, a wide variety of class porn..  Just slip your money into a provided slot, and push the button for the screen to come alive with whatever floats your boat. | |
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