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| 09-24-12 05:50pm - 4472 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
It shouldn't be news that this very question comes up in Porn User's "get-to-know-you profile questionire. But however its presented, it always produces interesting results. While those favoring streaming vs those who're die-hard downloaders are running a relatively close race in this thread, its interesting to note that its a whole different ballgame when weighted in an opposing lopsided difference subscribed to answers posted in our profiles. Choice of downloading there run four-or-more-to-one over streaming, with what I can only determine is a plus for streaming only in regard to previewing and keeping unwanted stuff off ones harddrive. I'm one of the few who eschews initially downloading for that very reason.  | |
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| 09-24-12 11:04am - 4473 days | #25 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks Toadsith for your thoughtful sentiments. Hearing from you is in itself a cause for "celebration" in that you're such an interesting guy, as well as being such a deep thinker. I never come away from your input (anywhere on the site) without having learned something resoursful. | |
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| 09-23-12 03:03pm - 4473 days | #29 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Couldn't say this applies, but: Ringo Starr wrote it, put it on the charts and made it a hit. "It don't come easy" Lyrics: "You gotta pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues, and you know it don't come easy." BTW.... I sang that song recently at a karaoke bar. BOUGHT DOWN THE HOUSE! | |
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| 09-23-12 02:40pm - 4473 days | #15 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Sadly, with the advent of DVD, I eventually had to throw out well over a couple hundred VHS tapes (many solid classics) I'd collected over the years. There were originals covering every early porn star of the time. Also had a humongous collection of Beta -- which, unfortunately met the same fate as its VHS nemesis. I couldn't give them away. Porn shops wouldn't even come pick them up. It was like a mother tossing her baby in the trash. I grieved over it. I learned later a renewed and growing interest developed in those old tapes.... which appears to augment values now well above anything I'd ever thought. Go figure! story of my life! Too late now. | |
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| 09-23-12 02:13pm - 4473 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You'd do Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy proud, Ct; I mean for even having such a large and prized collection. I think, however, I'm going to join my esteemed colleague, messmer, in his adroit assessment of your request. | |
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| 09-23-12 01:49pm - 4473 days | #22 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks my friend. And if I were Ted Danson, any fantasy related to him would be at your command. | |
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| 09-23-12 01:39pm - 4473 days | #21 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
In response to pat362, our village Numero Uno encyclopedia, I express my heartfelt thanks for his sentiments. | |
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| 09-23-12 01:20pm - 4473 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, Capn. A friend like you is with the highest honor. And I'll have my laconic on the rocks. | |
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| 09-23-12 01:13pm - 4473 days | #19 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You see what I mean, Ct? Is the above (from you) profound or what? Run for office, man. You're a shoo-in! And DENNER, if you're listening: Ditto to you, amplifying your kind words; right back at'cha! a la (ligesom) | |
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| 09-23-12 12:00pm - 4473 days | #18 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
C'mon, guys ... you're about to make a grown man cry. Like Khan said, I've been movin' and it ain't been no walk on the beach. Had to depart from my beloved home, dispose of much of my treasured stuff, and move into an addition I had built onto my daughter's house (whose location is across the bay in Virginia Beach near the waterfront.) All this because the ravage of age is making up for lost time on wear-an-tear of me body and is now apparently working overtime to catch up. What with the woes of dealing with on-an-off-again varied contractors, general construction delays, all coupled with personal built-ups, have all together made the last 400-plus days waiting on the sidelines very tedious. Compounding matters, are current altercations with my beloved daughter...... including, but not limited to, her full discovery of my porn-related habits. That said, look for the full story published in a FaceBook near you.  All this has side-lined my computer, thus causing my long absence. An' it ain't over yet. Thanks again to all who've expressed well wishes. | |
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| 09-22-12 11:46pm - 4474 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Many, many thanks guys for the kind thoughts and well wishes .....those posted, as well as those unsaid yet rest in the minds of all my Porn User friends here at this great site .....(in my mind) fostered from some of the finest men who inhabit this planet .... in kind, whose support, allied strength of purpose and kindred camaraderie, wields the power to lift the spirit and engender a self-worth that's healing and nurishment to the soul. To my friend messmer: My compliments on your keen perception: Rumor granted. I'd like to think that the promising email that for a short time bounced back and forth between me and the elegant Heather was heating up ..... not for any romantic values, of course, but for an interest we both shared in baseball. She's a Boston Red sox fan and exceptionally versed in the sport, and I played it on a professional level in my youth. She bought my story that I had met and chatted with the great Ted Williams .... even the one where I'd played in an exhibition game at Boston's Fenway Park ....but when we clashed about my batting lefthanded (favoring easy homeruns hit over the short right field wall) this left her with the general impression I'd fabricated the whole smear about my baseball career because of a misunderstanding of the foul-line distance and mid-right-center`field. Thereafter the mail came to a screeching halt. Marcdc1: Gotta tell'ya, my Yankee friend .... I'd never leave for good and have to miss those great reviews only you are capable of giving us. Jberry: You gotta know, my good friend, even if I do check out, I'll spiritually hang around earth-bound, just so's I can hover over every thread, review and post that continues to be created from your delightfully caustic, sharp and keen mind elephant: You're a natural and a priceless gift. I jus' hope you'll always be around and continue to grace our forum with your thoughts. Denner: as long as you're with us, the "good 'ol boys" will never fade away. You personify the term, and also add a class unique to the older among us that brightly shines and ushers in hope. You're a class-act, sir denner. Cybertoad: If you weren't one of ours, I'd certainly peg you as holding some prestigious office of government. Cause you really have the stuff ... from what I've seen you've submitted around here. | |
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| 08-21-12 04:02pm - 4506 days | #17 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I just tuned in, messmer, and as soon as my head stops spinning I'll try and assess what you're laying on us here. If this thread is to mean only a departure from the dogged pursuit you're always into hunting down "mature, fully clothed women, wearing lingerie, getting slowly undressed until completely nude (action)" --- then you get my high-five denoting my congrats, support, and a shoulder to weep on while you're on rehab."  Howsomeever, if the departure also means you're vacating all PU activity for any duration and leavin' us to stare at your empty space, stationed at the head of the class, then all I can say for the moment is "that's unacceptable!" For now, I'm jus' gonna wait around or go on pause, 'til I'm sure 'bout the real ramifications of your post. | |
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| 08-18-12 06:17pm - 4509 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
" One would think, having done opiates" ??? ..... If one looks at that quote carefully, JB, you'd see it could go either way. Does this mean I've found something else we have in common?  | |
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| 08-18-12 03:08pm - 4509 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Oh yeah ... more than once. The more memorable one came from the webmaster at the "I feel myself" web site. He was all beside himself because I alluded to the notion that some of his girls were less than glamorous ... . well, maybe I actually said "average". On the other hand, I might've really used the term; "homely." Anyway, the guy went off the deep end, reading me the riot-act in an email to PU staff ... presumably pounding the keys of his PC angerily, shaking his fist and vociferously spitting all over his computer screen. His main beef was that we, grandious, would-be, ill-qualified, role-playing-egotistical underlings would dare make any judgment on his work. In such a state of rage, who knows what the guy was capable of doing .... Fearing he might send out a hit-man whose job is introducing my body at room temperture, I backtracked and amended my review wherein I admitted I was on strong opiates at the time, the effects of which distorted the real, incredible beauty possessed by yet all his models. | |
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| 08-18-12 01:32pm - 4509 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks Chief.... appreciate your wanting to help. But as you already know, because of my ongoing struggle trying to figure out, find and/or utilize different rules and features set up within the PU system -- all of which other members seem to handle with ease, but always somehow sail right over my head -- prompted me to throw in the short reply. Bouncing off all that with a simple "huh" was moreover done for comic relief rather than elicit an actual answer. | |
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| 08-17-12 04:47pm - 4510 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Huh? | |
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| 08-17-12 04:35pm - 4510 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks for your reply, Jberry. Always a bonus getting your input. The way things are starting out, though, it looks like this thin thread might simply dry up and blow away. Anyway, maybe I didn't explain it right about my contortionist-wanking. Its not "fisting" although that too needs to take a hike .... damned, the sheer crap those studio assholes throw at us anymore. No, this is doggie style geared towards anal preference. So, I'm saying, what she does is get down on her hands and knees, extend her arm under her abdomen, up between her legs, and after she's able to reach her clit, she raises her ass and remains in that position either using her fingers or a vibrator to feign orgasm ...... UNLESS, there's enough film left to again change position in mid-stream and go on to yet another technique, which is now pissing off the anal-lovers ... likely leaving their cocks also at half-mast. I'd like to again honor and extend a reverant salute to one of PU's notable assets: Toadsith | |
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| 08-17-12 03:34am - 4511 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
As always,Toadsith, I'm still amazed at your illustrious prose and confidant ease of expounding on worldly matters that are bought to the forum. They're always laced with such enlightened and downright interesting stuff. I'll venture further out for a moment by saying your writing demeanor -- commendable as it is -- has the class of a James Bond character.... as he sets across the table at a bar sipping on his (shaken, not stirred) specialty, whilest on a mission, through his smooth dilivery, is inch by inch seducing this lady to end up in bed. sort'a In the manner of a cat's control over a bird it's about to pounce upon. That belately concludes the superlatives. So in our case, dealing with an odd wanking maneuver, I think Toadsith just ain't gettin' my drift. I mean, how can we associate a John Woo movie with a porn star who's doing wanking accobacics. What we have here is one movie star titillating his viewers adventure lust with a superhuman guy wiping out bad guys as he flies through the air, and the other with simply a woman acting a solo part designed to appease a horney man's sexual appetite by getting him off. Nice try Toadsith, but no cigar. | |
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| 08-16-12 07:42pm - 4511 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
She's comfortably lying on her back; her arms and hands, unfettered, are completely free. And she can move about her entire frontal region with ease. Things begin as her hand and fingers are now busily at work between her legs getting herself off. The scene is getting hot, and so am I. But wait! Just as things are going swimmingly: (her writhing, moaning, and rhythmically thrusting her pelvis in ecstatic delight) her motion suddenly stops as she abandons this ideal situation, and while cameramen are repositioning their equipment, gets on her hands and knees (doggie style) and commences to awkwardly stretch her arm behind her back, and with some effort finds her pussy whereon she laboriously continues her masturbation in the style of a constipated gal mounted on her toilet in the throes of trying to get a big one out. One can readily see this position is sexually unorthodox; but somebody must like it because it's got to be in every solo scene being shot. So I ask you, does this make any sense at all? I can only conclude that it is added in order to give Mr. Anal his share of the clip. Fine! I’m good with that. But why the hell does it have to cut short my candy just when I’m getting stoked on the way things are going? Wouldn’t you agree it would be better to designate full clips to each fetish that's out there, and to quit jumping around and frequently changing scenes. In closing: A Case in point: I flat quit watching anything from one of my favorite models: Aria Giovanni. Because she jus’ wouldn’t leave her tits alone during scenes, Never seen anybody so obsessed with her jugs as this woman. And lastly: Realistically: do you know, or have you ever known of any woman who actually uses that technique to get herself off? | |
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| 08-16-12 12:29am - 4512 days | #28 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
This mole-hill has now grown into a mountain. Initially, I have to say, I was having the same vibes as Pat about this guy's loaded pitch and awkward inquiries ... However, buying this story and Giving luther the benefit of the doubt, I believe the fellow ultimately is gonna do what he wants to do dispite what goes down from those here who's really poured out for this guy. And assuming that is true, I think the short answer to luther's plight is to find a local professional, wherein emotions aren't involved, and clandestinely carry out all those little off-beat lusts that's buggin' him so.... ON SAOMEBODY ELSE! | |
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| 08-13-12 04:41pm - 4514 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I wouldn't fret too much about it, marcdc ..... although sentencing handed down by International law overseeing porn jurisdiction for such a miscalculation as yours could rank as a capital crime, I don't know of any first offenders getting the usual death penalty. In fact, they've done-away with hanging because it was deemed cruel and unusual punishment ... (the bleeding hearts put a stop to that, and have since settled on the conventional method of electrocution.) But really, its not that bad. Because, to stay within humane guidelines, they've developed a means whereby they can actually "pleasure you to death." They simply hook the offender's groin up with electrodes whereon wires are wrapped around the teststicals, culminating with a heavier layer adhered to the penis head. The process starts off slow, creating a mild and tingling sensation... but as more juice is applied, the poor guy begins to become so orgasmatic that his body is trembling from depletion of semenal fluid. As the power goes up another knotch, even too much of a good thing finally takes its toll, for it is then vital organs ultimately fail and give way to weakness. Soon ,after that ..... you meet your loved-ones on the other side.  | |
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| 08-12-12 07:45pm - 4515 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Sorry marc, messmer ...... but the granddaddy of PU has committed yet another major Faux Pas. Thanks to these two alert and informed bretherns, the facts are herewith posted, exposed and should leave nary viewer with the concepts that the contents of graymane's presentation was flawed .... and now corrected. Obviously we now know its not Twiggy but another skinny broad .... Mia Farrow a somewhat Twiggy--look-alike. Which is why I got it wrong. , Mia Farrow The detals Sinatra married the actress, Mia Farrow on July 19, 1966, when she was 21 and he was 50. He proposed at Loveladies beach in Long Beach Island New Jersey. (Coincidentally, Sinatra was enjoying a wave of renewed popularity at the time, as the song "Strangers in the Night" returned him to the top of the Billboard charts only seventeen days later. They met on the set of Sinatra's film, Von Ryan's Express.[6] She agreed to appear in his 1968 film, The Detective, but when she reneged as her filming schedule for Rosemary's Baby overran, Sinatra served her divorce papers in front of the cast and crew.[7] [edit] | |
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| 08-11-12 03:15pm - 4516 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
It might strenghten your argument, sir messmer, that we let the audience in on the fact that Twiggy (scrawny, boney, and as titless as she was) managed to nail frank Sanatra as her husband. .... An I gonna tell'ya: She had'a have something of nuclear persuasion and pazzazz for that major kind of good luck and fortune. Frank could, anytime of the day, snap his fingers and have simi-truck loads of tits of every size, nipple-configeration, softness, and the body thereof molded from the youthful perfection of an eighteen yr. old dilivered to his door. There's an' ol' saying ..... closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat .... an' I ain't talkin' bovine | |
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| 08-11-12 02:28pm - 4516 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I hear you, 'Monsieur messmer. And it is you of whom I was thinking when I keyed in "It follows that a respectable percentage of men still indeed do staunchly and faithfully commit themselve to the same woman" Your's suggests to me as being an honorable union; one in which the institution of marriage would heal it's wounds if it followed your example. I marvel that there is one among us who is so devoted, and gives of himself so freely to make his mate as comfortable, happy, and put in position to welcome life with the enthusiasm one is expected and deserves as thee. | |
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| 08-11-12 11:54am - 4516 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Yeah ..... for awhile. But even as love grows, the practice of limiting oneself to sex with the same woman over time tends to comprimise one's desires .... hammering him with stubborn temptations of seeking a partnership with a satisfactory newness. Lotta guys don't want to admit that, but lets take a single example by asking ourselves why we're using the services of this website. I hasten to add that the latter is commendabley laudable in the highest order, in that the receptical is one's own hand .... and not that of another woman's vagina. It follows that a respectable percentage of men still indeed do staunchly and faithfully commit themselve to the same woman. Whether that's born out of a chemical adjustment in certain male's brain, divine intervention or whatever .... the good news for them is that sex just gets better as the commitment tightens. Hogwash? ......maybe. but life's college of hard-knocks honoring this subject has long ago graduated me with high honor.  | |
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| 08-09-12 09:02pm - 4518 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
"Can sex exist without love?" Maybe Tina Turner has a more settling answer in a song she made popular back in 1993: "What's Love got to do with it?" You may have to draw your own conclusion from the lyrics ... but it works for me. Speakin' for myself?: Jus' send me over a curvaceous beauty (with leggs to die for) who's primed for gettin' laid, and I can assure you before she leaves she'll know she's been through a sexual hurricane.......an' the only place love will show up, if at all, will be in the form of a green-back c-note cluched in her sweaty palm.  | |
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| 08-08-12 07:13pm - 4519 days | #16 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks for your kind words, marc, but having observed much of what you've contributed: ie., reviews, threads, posts general commentary, and whatever other outstanding efforts born of your presence -- not the least of which includes the obvious power of your sincerity -- I submit matches whatever could be attributable to me. One hangs around a bunch of guys who's got something, and before long you're infected with it. So it is amongst my association with the super-charged lot here on the site of Porn-Users. If you're lucky enough to find this place, You jump into the fray, and sure enough some of that unique, lovable, hard-line colloquial talent has just got to rub off on you. So what you see that I don't, marc, could only be somwwhat credited to my worthy and irreplaceable neighbors here at PU -- who continue assuming the role of Graymane's professor and mentor. But schoolin' had little to do with it...... I staggared out of our school's assistant principle's office, after being late a third time from delivering newspapers on my morning route, walked out of the front double doors of my high school and never looked back. Why? BECAUSE .... the jerk-off (literally) beat me so hard with a wood paddle, almost the size of a tennis racket and weight of a kitchen skillet, that boils eruped on the cheeks of my ass from the added holes drilled into the paddle for the express purpose of inflicting more pain. God only knows what he was doing with his pecker while he was whaling me so violiently ....during which a different wail was heard throughout the second floor ajoining his office ... coming from a twelve to thriteen year old boy. Get this: during this unbelievable act of savagery, he had me straddled over a chair with my pants pulled down ... exposing my bare ass Hard to believe something like that would be going on right here in the good'ol' US-of-A. But that was a long time ago ... a peroid when it was shockingly wide-spread and acceptable punishment. Edited on Aug 09, 2012, 11:30am | |
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| 08-08-12 05:13pm - 4519 days | #15 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
But I've seen comments you've made elsewhere on other stations, CT, that was.  | |
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| 08-08-12 11:46am - 4519 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I'll second that quote: exemplifying that which amplifies her feminine mystique, keen intellect, and a positively abrasive charm that always gets our attention. All of which bestows her the rank of joining PU's softer gender's high honor of pièce de résistance on looks and matters relating to porn.  | |
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| 08-05-12 07:38pm - 4522 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
So, your link tells us this gal's working somewhere for rescue, right here in my own little (Bible-Belt) State of Virginia. Dont'cha jus' know if this get's around, it follows eye-brows here will be on-the-rise everywhere round' here. I've put out the news, though: she can rescue me any 'ol time. That having been said ...... (borrowing a line from Ghost-Busters) Who'ya gonna call:? The head on my time-worn trailer hitch needs rescuing in the worst kind of way.  | |
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| 07-28-12 05:30pm - 4530 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Wouldn't want to be on the other side of the net facing this tower-flower when she gets a softie set up for a power-driven spike. Man, you won't see it coming. I agree, RearAdmiral ..... she's very easy on the eyes. She also has a body that's so well developed, I'd venture nary suiter is gonna be pushing her around.  | |
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| 07-28-12 07:35am - 4531 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Wonderful!!!! Count me in with the others who're passing along their regard for your good fortune. BTW.....based on the impressive resume I've seen so far, I'd say the district where you live could use some of your talent occuping a seat in public office. You'd get my vote...  | |
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| 07-27-12 08:25pm - 4531 days | #17 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You know, I'm sure glad to have you around, partner. Tis good to have a major player my age and whose thoughts are arcing on my wavelink. And yes, some of those keen, cagey and bright producers and filmmakers found oodles of ways to get around the system. Tarzan's Jane wearing scant animal fur was a classic example. A lot of Hollywood gals wearing bathing suits comes to mind. Oh, and lets not forget the old Sears catalogs ... with those smiling models posing in underwear and (gulp -- gird yourself, mess.....) LINGERIE! | |
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| 07-27-12 07:50pm - 4531 days | #21 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Skunk makes a lot of sense. An not to take some of the wind out of his sails, but that was exactly the conclusion I had reached. Another thing I don't believe was mentioned is just letting the guy dump his wad, wherein he's desensitized himself to readily make a "second cumming" | |
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| 07-27-12 07:34pm - 4531 days | #16 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Excellent point, Pat. What can I say? You got me on the ropes again, slugger. Will somebody please throw in the towel? | |
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| 07-27-12 05:00pm - 4531 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Believe it or not, but there was a time in early film-making when censors wouldn't even allow their male and female stars to just set together on a bed at the same time. Naturally, as a budding youth, that was a painful era when my hormones were raging and begging for some erotic, visual stimuli. It was not to be  We were unfortunately relegated to undress a woman only with our imagination. The guys growing up in the age of the internet ... jus' don't know how good they have it. .... I think! | |
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| 07-27-12 04:09pm - 4531 days | #16 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Really? You can actually "break a willy?"  Would'ya have to have an erection for that to happen? I suppose that means I'm gonna have to stop entertaining friends doing my ventriloquist act, featuring my willy as the dummy doing "standup" theatrics. Damned.... we're gonna sure miss the appaluse! | |
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| 07-25-12 10:12pm - 4533 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
They called those kind of shows situation comedies, my friend. The idea was to draw laughter .... hence the odd-ball underwear. | |
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| 07-25-12 09:52pm - 4533 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
That's akin to an "old wive's tale" ( loaded pun) messmer. And I'd go on to say, in theory, diverting one's mind away from, or to unpleasent things while one's gorged dick is in the act of screwing some gal's brains out, does make logical sense, that diversion of that kind has never worked for me. | |
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| 07-25-12 03:43pm - 4533 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Excellent question. I often have thought about that, myself. Pat's reply ( I would say) is about as close to the real answer as it gets. But hell! that's a big order, even for drugs.  | |
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| 07-21-12 08:41pm - 4537 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Ha, Ha, Ha  That bad, aye? Well, you know I value your judgement at the highest level, sir messmer. And to that end I have busted my ass trying to get my profile to accept another one. Of the hundred or more times I attempt ... the damed thing kicks back indicating I've one or two errors. I'm also reminded the image hs to be within the 100x100 size ... whatever the hell that is. So help me, I've actually zoomed the image down in size to where you can put it on a pin-head. If somebody out there can take my new image and make it work, i'd naturally be grateful. Khan's trying to help me, but I've shoved enouth on his plate already.   | |
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| 07-21-12 04:51pm - 4537 days | #18 | |
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graymane (0)
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Thanks for the tip, Denner, messmer ....... but I can assure you I could'a done worse with the avatar..... like really scareing the hell out'a everybody by puttin' my real mug up there.  As the sayin' goes..... with warts an' all. | |
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| 07-21-12 04:42pm - 4537 days | #17 | |
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graymane (0)
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Has it occurred to anybody that these so-called-stunt cocks might serve another worthwhile purpose. Knowing nothing about stunt cocks in the first place, I'll however venture to say it looks like a good way to do away with condoms .... the embodiment of which makes a good f...k scene detour down the toilet.  | |
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| 07-21-12 04:15pm - 4537 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Ah..... adult theaters. I was there at it's inception, and was there to see their slow demise at the onset of VCRs.. If you lived in that era, you'd know it was the poor voyeur's only happy-hunting-grounds, wherein he could visually satiate nature's calling. It was a far-cry then, but the closest thing to porn as we know it today. Guys who resorted to choose this outlet, were preyed upon mercilessly by parading theater personal and the law. If you can believe the debth of depravity these sneaking masturbator hunters would stoop, then I can expound upon it by educating you on one of their popular tacics: extorting money from those whom they catch as a means of them escaping arrest. I'd continue.... but I'm feelin' a little sick. | |
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| 07-18-12 02:04pm - 4540 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Maybe they get pussy-whipped, or, more accurately put: "jaded." I submit that even pussies -- that  wubable commodity so furvently worshipped by we males, would likewise diminish in allure if they were exposed to us as much as they are to actors of porn. the old addage: too much of a good thing ....... Well, you get my drift. | |
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| 07-17-12 08:20pm - 4541 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
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Much obliged, Micha. I am so gratful for your interest, and esp. the time and effort you've just provided helping me with this matter. I'll confess others have told me generally the same thing as you; My problem though is I'm so influenced by the tele-tale changes going on since I bought this high-line Dell (about six-eight years ago) that I can't help but to conclude these run-away thoughts I'm having is as real as it looks. Glad you mentioned the low-down (literally) on that bunch who jump in uninvited and start scanning your puter. You're right about them, naturally, and easy marks like me keep get bitten by those vermin. But when one has cancer, he'll want to believe anything that promises a ray of hope. You got my avatar half right; Ted Danson's character as the owner of Cheers always boasted about his early years as a professional baseball player. Remember the older side-kick who worked for Sam? ..... he was Malone's coach, hence the name he went by working behind the bar. | |
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| 07-17-12 03:11pm - 4541 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Joke? ...Well, almost, Slutty. But I suspect I have hackers so deeply embedded in my operating system that you couldn't even reach them with a rotor-rooter. Ever since (long ago) I had whom I thought was a microsoft technician access my computer, via remote to solve a few technical problems, I've subsequently been plagued with all kind of strange behavior. I can't get to many of my files because I'm told I don't have permission; Some folders that used to contain a sizable number of media files are wiped clean -- showing a little icon of a lock on the out side. Everyting now is asking for passwords I never initiated in order to find anything. The security tab within properties are showing other users with my name. Some are pictured with duel users icons. I don't think I even have the control I should anymore. The indications appear that others have stolen my administrative powers, having simply pushed me out the door. I've called my computer guy and he's picking up everything. I've asked him to restore the whole system .... and that ain't necessarily good because I'm having my stuff wiped out along with the vermins who've taken up housekeeping, | |
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| 07-17-12 02:11pm - 4541 days | #42 | |
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graymane (0)
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Thanks for the input, Micha. I'd have to lean more on that premise as well. | |
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| 07-17-12 01:58pm - 4541 days | #41 | |
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graymane (0)
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Da man has spoken, JB. Didn't you feel the earth move? The new one ..... scissor hand? Good choice. It makes an apropos statement: "Don't mess wit' da kid!" | |
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| 07-16-12 07:28pm - 4542 days | #36 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Yup... rules clearly state that you can't have anything that moves. I'm Surprised you haven't already seen something from the man about it.  | |
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