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| 03-29-14 09:46pm - 3921 days | #37 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
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| 03-27-14 10:16pm - 3923 days | #35 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Save your breath, Micha ..... everything you've just said I dare say has simply went completely over this guy's head. I fear there's another axe to grind taking shape as we speak. And I have a gut-feeling it's sharp and honed edge will be chopping into the reputations of PU's regulars -- probably sooner than later. | |
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| 03-27-14 09:26pm - 3923 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I'm not finished ...... Her current medium for obtaining accolades for "heady" stuff she knows about me, through God only knows how many "peep-holes and planted receptors, are stored about picking up every little tidbit of my private moments, and what I'm watching on my computer, to share with the world. How does she do that? Of course via her favorite means of communicating with the world..... If you haven't guessed by now ...... The answer is "FACEBOOK" . Her every spare moment is captured by the exchange of premium, mind-blowing gossip -- nurtured by the limitless influx of ear-perked revelations liken to mine. Roll over Beethoven, give graymane room to lie down. | |
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| 03-27-14 06:59am - 3924 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
What family, relatives, and others who know me, are well aware of my porn habits. For awhile, there were a handful who mightn't still not known .......... But then My daughter, through my health concerns,,, exacerbated by repercussion's of a grossly misguided, major cervical attempt at correcting a mal-formed cervical alignment. hers, whose house adjoins mine --- thereby while I'm away, consequently have examined every nick, corner, crevice and possible hiding place of which I could conceivably hide, of whom I must bring in to lessen the confusion, ..... all Of whom, through her unending broadcasting my every move, particularly involving porn, have now left no stone unturned upon getting out all the juicy details. | |
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| 03-23-14 08:44pm - 3927 days | #19 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit Service pack 1 IE ... latest version Google search ......(that is when I can keep other browsers out) Firefox (secondary) If I had my druthers .....I then would druther have my Old Vista back . Administers (I suspect) are now unknown hackers, who've moved themselves in and moved me out. Far as I can gather, I've been reduced to just a user. | |
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| 03-19-14 06:57am - 3932 days | #22 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
CB, my good friend ..... The sun would never set right without your priceless replies to what I throw out there. .... Adorned representing a green smiling frog, symbolizing a unique personality of a man who's been around the pond a few times and hopped enough lily-pads to take care of himself ........... plus possessing surpassed market skills and a proclivity to simply make things work. From day one ..... Ever Since I've had the unwavering good fortune to join others tapping into the fruits of CT's unique talents via his entries to the forum; unorthodox occasionally to some, but for CT, presumingly with the ease of slicing a banana. The fun things CT brings to this forum, I often have to clear my lens, step back, and focus all over again for a double dip of the things smiles and chuckles are made of. Its no wonder CT isn't shy dotting so many lovable quips with lol. Hey! Hey! Can't chance those scarce gems held back or flying over our heads. Oh sure, grammatically CT might leave a participle dangling occasionally, or oftentimes still a verb in transit, or whom'ed when it should be who'ed , Maybe go so far as to unlawfully end a sentence with a preposition. Screw the English pundits! I wouldn't trade one Cybertoad classroom-window-watcher for fifty seasoned nose-in-cloud know-it-alls. Today was a beautiful sunset! BTW, CT ...... its late and time isn't on my side ....its 5:00am in the morning and I've yet to get the first wink. But please, for a truly rewarding read, be on the lookout, (assuming I'm not pushing up daises) for my next post. I can promise not only you, but all who read this, coming away with thought-provoking revelations on death. Subsequently, Fear of dying ain't even in the equation, nor what they do with my body. My major and only concern right now about passing, is that nobody I know, esp. my only 50+yr. old daughter (whose first and only home she's ever owned, was erroneously bequeathed to her, and one of the same I later spent $85,000 to add a 600 sq. foot apartment-suite onto which she vowed was solely destined to provide living quarters for me hereafter for as long as I lived., along with whatever care I'd need to go with it; but, not surprisingly, the climate changed in short order by them deciding it only fair that I jack up the $200 I was giving each month to help support her kid's college education, and to keep she and her hen-pecked hubby in a lifestyle befitting the Jones. Meanwhile, with the help of my past cervical operation-debacle finding new ways to scare hell outta me, During which (my) rise, drop, deepening, and the reversibly stabilizing, and again joining the ride weaving in and out of balance, leaving me on edge dealing with what can or cannot threaten the worse. Its about time for some good news, ushering you guys through all that. And as I set looking out at my computer screen. about to rise and fix some breakfast before hitting the sack, I can happily say, at this moment, I'm absolutely pain free. Good-night and good morning. | |
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| 03-17-14 05:43am - 3934 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You've made my day, Rick. To be the object of such an eloquently mastered mix of poignant sentiment, that only you're pointedly capable of making shine through the thickest, and darkest of any cloud hanging over a wounded condition, I have to say I'm completely touched and honored that I'm the happy recipient. | |
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| 03-17-14 05:16am - 3934 days | #19 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Really an honorably fine choice of words, my friend. Many thanks. adding to sentiments I've already conveyed, that certainly includes you, you gotta know, capn, my regard for anything that comes my way from you can't be too positively measured . | |
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| 03-17-14 04:55am - 3934 days | #18 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Not surprisingly, my good friend, I've sorely missed you being around. Amid my woes, you're a highly medicinal breath of fresh air. Hope all is well, and especially so with warm wishes aimed at your adorable LADY. And thanks for the kind words. I relish with great good fortune to be worthy in spirit with such a marvelous fellow brethren. | |
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I hope your day today is reasonably tolerable.| 03-14-14 09:51pm - 3936 days | #14 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I'm going to confess to you, jook , something I never remember having done upon reading anybody's written word. Although I'm sure it's happened somewhere down the line, among other things it could likely have been blocked out from the effect of massive brain cell evacuation .... in lieu of their taking no chances, what with knowing first hand what it would be like being trapped in a skull, and going down with me when my body assumes room temperature. whether it be in book form, or lovely scripted and touchingly versed cards from those who were close; this calling of which I speak, I can say with a tad of manly pride has completely eluded me ........ UNTIL .... I got less than halfway through your post. And lemme tell you something you need to grasp: Never sell yourself short as it has to do with writing skills. Because it was this, your post, to which I'm responding, that gave me new and a profound appreciation of the term "beautiful." And you magnified this term in such a strong and benevolent fashion, that you singlehandedly released that AWOL emotion that's been absent for so very long. I completely broke down in tears. And they never stopped flowing until I tore myself away from this writing. at four o'clock in the morning. the absolute epitome of a mind-boggling analogy of the very essence of the term "BEAUTIFUL" | |
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| 03-14-14 07:37pm - 3936 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I'd like to think, chief, all those times I've wildly gone over the top here at PU, with all those posted mishmash of indecipherable loose chatter and foot-stumping rants .... of which had to have bruised a few toes, and certainly raised eyebrows from those whose unpopular niche is being so brutally and wantonly attacked by my overwrought zeal to associate such attachments with nut-cases -- that I'm excused by my unwelcome actions and could later (in my mind) justifiably blame it all on being fraught with all this stubborn pain, as well as every kind of breakdown in functional body parts one could imagine. One of my doctors told me, after one of really more back scans that anyone would be comfortable with, that he could best describe the entire structural picture inside my back as looking like a roadmap of entrenched arthritic embedment. I could dwell on that menace taking up two more pages of dialogue .....but I think as of now it would be a slight overkill. Thanks for your kind thoughts, chief. It is this kind leadership, and a whole lot more, that's won you our overwhelming respect and gratitude, and from all who're sheltered under the wings of this great site, and, of course, those who know deep in their hearts the supreme joy and good fortune to be on your team. This stuff I'm dealing with, Khan, actually dogs me to the extent, and fear, things will get intolerably worse, that I keep the suicide hot-line number to the VA (Veteran Administration) always at my bedside. Please don't call-up our local Looney squad to come fetch me, sir ....I'm really too big a coward to go that far. | |
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| 03-14-14 11:40am - 3936 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
And to you Jb, believe it when I say, and I'd venture you probably don't know or will admit it, but your presence here, in addition to being an Incalculable asset to our forum, a proven possessor of a very sharp mind, and last but certainly not least, a unique and versatile gift of perception that lightens the room every time your penmanship is displayed. Subsequently, you might be interested to know, particularly in my book, more than being head and shoulders above your contemporaries, you, my friend, are right up there soaring majestically with eagles. Hence, you play a big part in why here I feel so passionately connected , and the real fact is, it's more home to me than any I've dwelled at in years. The icing on the cake is this fond camaraderie that's formed, and so keenly developed that I'm enjoying with you around. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it! | |
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| 03-14-14 09:50am - 3936 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, Pat Thanks, Turbo Thanks, Slutty ...... I wanna say, that to the far reaches of my ability to express fully my appreciation for your support, you three have went the distance ....priceless tokens that assuredly will not be forgotten. For the want of more to say to amplify that gratitude, at the risk of waxing maudlin I'll just throw in a befitting quote: "At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person. Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us.” ― Albert Schweitzer the above also goes full-hilt to all those who follow with whatever positive sentiments they wish to convey. Admittedly, your kind words surpasses all the products of healing I could expect from the medical community. But allow me to reiterate that however it goes, I would ask that the sympathy stay trimmed to a minimum lest it becomes a dependency. | |
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| 03-13-14 04:39pm - 3937 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Great stuff, micha ..... Nothing I've seen lately in porn even comes close. But it would'a been nice if that lovely lady swaying to the rhythm, inside the ring of people and to the right of the players. (the one with the great tits and gad-awesome buns) would've broke loose with a seductive strip movin' to that incredible sound. | |
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| 03-13-14 03:03pm - 3937 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks witty ..... The fact is it could go the other way, and I'd end up like my old man and live into my 90's. But you know what? I honestly don't want to reach that age. Ernest Hemingway blew his brains out because he couldn't bear the[pain he was suffering any longer. Well, lemme tell you, if his pain was anywhere near mine, I dammed well don't blame the guy. Yesterday, I was in the operating room of a noted Pain management specialist. Even he was awestruck after viewing my back x-rays. Dammed, my primary physician literally turned pail when she saw them. Wouldn't even discuss it with me. She gave me a shot in my shoulder, which was then so bad I couldn't hold up a bottle of milk. That was months ago. Today you may be interested to know I still can't do it. Not even lift it far enough to put in my cup of coffee. Everything anymore is done with my left arm. As a kid playing baseball, it was nothing for me to belt a pitch over a 350' wall. Now a bat held in my right hand, simply rolls off my fingers onto the ground. If all this wasn't bad enough, the major cervical fusion done on my neck back in Feb. of 2013, has lead to complications that's prompted talk that the proceedure needs redoing because the hardware is coming away from the bone. Only this time the surgery will involve removing even more blocks from my spine, thus making no promises it'll even work, but I am informed the recovery would far surpass that of my first. Meaning I'm wearing a heavy neck-collar probably for the rest of my life. You see, witty ....all my current problems stems from negligence so egregious that no doctor wants to butt in. Why? Because all the doctors who gave me the go-ahead failed to check the one most important flaw in the ointment.... Nobody checked my bone mass! which is now known to be so low that it's inconceivable anybody should even think of going in anywhere where bone is involved. BTW......its now discovered I have, and indeed had, even during my cervical procedure, a full-blown case of osteoporosis .... about the worse thing that could befall a person in my shape. How I fucked up my back so bad is beyond me. I played a lot of contact sports in my youth, but never recall having blows to the back that would warrant this kind of wrath. PS ..... I was given a powerful epidermal and given deep tissue injections yesterday by the Specialist to help attack my back pain. Although for now he's only scratched the surface. But this morning was the first time I could roll myself off the bed. There was intense pain, sure .....but nothing like its been for the last two months. Edited on Mar 14, 2014, 10:19pm | |
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| 03-13-14 11:57am - 3937 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
(Note this thread has been carefully edited on behalf of all the wonderful replies from wonderful people who've responded in such wonderful ways to this message. It's my attempt at omitting dialogue I later felt was just plain too corny, trite, and superfluously unworthy of their generous effort wasting their good time figuring it out.) With much of my pastime anymore taken up with doctors, as patient to my ongoing health issues, I'll start with my Primary care physician, whose liberal pulchritudinous assets makes me always focus on where her ass.is.at. Do I get a lol on that? Going down the line adding The Neurosurgeon who carved up my neck-bone like a Samurai warrior would an adversarial enemy. Without laborious detail on a fleet of other doctors specializing in different maladies that are ebbing away my faculties in various stages of decline, all of whom always have you parked in a waiting room, in one of maybe ten other similar adjoining examining rooms, which are also stocked with optimistic awaiting patients who're expecting to be seen any minute by the doctor. That's because nurses, upon employment, are ceremonially sworn to say whatever it takes to make the patient believe anything. Frequently, I'm overhearing the doctor's flirtatious chatter directed at his all-female staff -- precipitating naturally -- suspicious thoughts (as would be for any devoted pervert) creating in graymane's depraved mind maybe some hanky-panky taking place after-hours, with each and all those snapping pussies -- clits erect, joined by erotic sensations and hot-spots waiting for the chance to show her stuff to the guy paying her salary. Finally, my doctors will always finds their way to my room, usually always with that look of urgency -- because it appears they're always running late to get to their next patient; and, presumeably, with thoughts running through his mind to later sooth his aching testes by tearing into his office-receptionist's panties before the sun goes down. After speed-reading my purpose for the prevailing visit to his operational medical assistant, (a title she likely gleaned from leading forays of energetic bang-a-roos partaken in one of those side-by-side bordello-styled examining rooms, she gets to work doing what one would expect the doctor to do..... pulling everything under the sun outta me relating to my purpose for being there. During which she's pecking away on the computer with data for the doctor's viewing. Anyway, right off, she's all over me with probing gadgets to test my vital signs, all the while quizzing me and taking notes for the doc. The time finally comes for my doctor's harried visit. And sure enough, he breezes in, confers briefly with his nurse, all the while his eyes focused downward to the peaks and valleys of her generous hooters. Meanwhile, I'm thinkin' how cool it would be while he's occupied with nature's two unchallenged wonders seemingly trying to escape out of a bra that's unwillin' to budge, to dredge up PU's website on the idle computer for his viewing pleasure ..... I mean, those guys need a diversion occasionally wouldn't you agree? Once broken away from his tat-ta-ta with his assistant, he then takes a fleeting look at my records on his computer screen, says a few words to the effect that by my following his brief dissertation of wellness, that I'll assuredly be back in six months for my next fly-by. before departing with his painted smile, he instructs me to check in out front, while magically vanishing out the door with only the sight of the blur of a disappearing white frock. On a different note ........ All banter aside, this thread is really the first declaration of what I feel is a slow slide and deepening decline in my health, as well as telling signs prompting that part of the brain that signals clues to one's thinking of a near departure from this earthly plane -- perhaps of it being sooner than later. Why would I think that? Saddled with my sleeping hours having to wear a mask attached over my none and mouth connected to a CPAP machine to pump life-giving, high-volume air to keep open a vital throat aperture, which otherwise would close during sleep and block completely all breathing to my lungs. The CPAP is my only insurance to breathing while asleep. A nebulizer, another mechanical device vaporizing steroid fluids into Inhalants to clear my lungs, have to be used twice a day. More discomforting airway helpers Chewing up another hour on every treatment. A heavy thing that has to be strapped around my neck four hours a day which somehow ironizes waves of a sort that's supposed to strengthen bones. One would think a man who never smoked a day in his life would never be bothered with faulty lungs. Well, heres a man who, in his youth, ran marathons...... go figure. Twelve pills, some of which comes with noted side-effects that go down daily for other sundry ailments, to which I allude to being something badgering my chances for staying alive; although completely necessary despite the danger. I'm dogged with Two major blood-clots brought on by half-ass surgeries that's left my legs almost worthless. Those (clots) although fortunately dormant at the moment, are still life-threating Just waiting for another surgery accidentally tapping an artery to exacerbate another deadly clot. That could almost assuredly cause episodes producing death since many ever survived three of these freighting developments. Massive deep-tissue injections are likely on tap to quill the never-ending pain from multiple bulging disk-cushions oozing from their spinal positions. The steroidal injections used for that will normally reach a level of threat to producing cancerous cells developing in the region. How lucky can I get? All this is to say I'm having ambivalent feelings about how long I might be around. Adding that you guys might wanna be on the lookout should my activity in the forum suddenly stops, you can bet the farm my breathing has too. And please, this is not ...I SAY NOT, a ploy to elicit any overblown sympathy. Well wishes are quite enough and fully appreciated. Later there'll be a Chapter 2 of this thread, amounting to a comprehensive take on my history associated with Porn Users, of which I additionally plan going to great effort personalizing my feeling on each of our remaining regulars. Edited on Mar 17, 2014, 04:12am | |
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| 03-09-14 06:41pm - 3941 days | #14 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I really appreciate your sharing that with the forum, biker .... and especially with me personally. Looks like we both got stuck with, and forced to live with gad-awful fathers. Mine, a slobbering mad-dog, left me eternally shell-shocked and your's with you addicted to the bottle. If it'll make you feel better, reading between your lines you assuredly appear to have came out of it all pretty well-off. And even if the thread is necessarily stolen, it's repercussion should certainly make those readers who've had the good fortune of growing up with normal and/or loving parents, feel handily blessed, as well as supremely lucky. | |
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| 03-09-14 05:50pm - 3941 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks a bunch, Micha. This ought to be premium viewing for anybody that's been into porn for any length of time. I know I'd love to see the show, and I'm going to make every effort to tune into it here on the East Coast. | |
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| 03-06-14 05:38pm - 3944 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You think lacing their drinks daily with the right mix of testosterone could do the trick? That is, of course, if you aren't too bothered with your lady sporting facial hair.  | |
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| 03-06-14 12:56am - 3945 days | #31 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Great stuff, Turbo! Keepin' it in my favorites. You do 'ol Rod PROUD ...... Wherever he is in yonder-land, I'm sure he and his fellow writers of the bizarre are toasting you with vessels held high! | |
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| 03-06-14 12:26am - 3945 days | #30 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You guys are just too much!  I can hear Milton Berle all the way from tinsel-town !!!! "Where were those guys when I needed them"????  | |
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| 03-04-14 05:15pm - 3946 days | #25 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
My  worth, regarding all zones pertaining to women, could more appropriately be called:"The twilight Zone"  | |
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| 02-26-14 05:08pm - 3952 days | #14 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Does it count if they're both at chin-level and lowered to just above the navel? Limited Thumbnails available for potential subscribers. Full screen comes in HD. We take MasterCard, Visa, and American Express. | |
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| 02-25-14 09:02pm - 3953 days | #36 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
A practical and more positive approach for making all this mess go away is simply to find a cure for Aids. A thoughtful move in that direction would be on the part of the porn industry to unleash some of the obscene profits they're wresting from you and me and pour a sizable share of it into really serious research to kick HIV ass. | |
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| 02-22-14 07:14pm - 3956 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
And here all this time I thought I've been "preaching to the choir." Now, if only we can explain what this weird object is, and more importantly what its saying to the world marketers of porn , then maybe these internet boneheads will get the message! ....you think? Naaaah ....may as well ask Mother Nature for half-hour organisms. | |
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| 02-19-14 09:26pm - 3959 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Oh yeah! My father, who lived to age 93, was also one of those pseudo-Christian family dictators .... who banned everything from our home that would divert anybody's thinking from his brainwashed philosophy as to the only way to get to heaven. One's gotta understand this breed of simple-mindlessness, under the guise of religion, collectively go overboard espousing their concept of Bible verse and scripture. For example, because the scripture says "spare not the rod," guys like my father, who gorge themselves on the words from self-proclaimed "God's servants" (Bible-thumpers) who, behind their pulpits interprets the bible their way. Consequently, that gives my self-chosen, mentally crippled, biological-only daddy reasons to lean on me that much harder with a heavy hand. Visitors to our home made their way around as if in an unstable china shop. On one of unending like-minded occasions, he put his foot through our TV because my visiting cousin was playing music that smacked of worldliness. All who ventured within, had to do it his way or it was the highway. Gossip abounded from my mom's side of the family, who's eleven brothers and sisters grew up under the harsh, hardworking conditions of sharecropping -- all of whom labored to later share in the supreme pride as grown adults, by their wits had made their way up the ladder to the American dream. Mom was the first to escape those hardships by graduating to life in the city -- but unfortunately her horrible price for that was having to marry my father to get there. | |
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| 02-19-14 06:25pm - 3959 days | #153 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Bartender sets down another drink ordered by a sad looking customer seated at the end of the bar. "Anything you wanna talk about, sir? Got something you wanna get off your chest?' ...."I got a good ear, and known for soothing my customers' worries", assured the bartender. "Well, yes. now that you've asked, there is something bothering me", answered the customer. Downing almost half his drink, the customer begins by telling the bartender that he'd just lost his wife. "Oh, I'm so sorry, sir" ... I do hope she passed peacefully. "I don't know", said the customer. The coroner established she died from eating poison mushrooms. "but", continued the customer as he lifted his glass ... then added that all was Okay, because he'd married again. "Oh, I'm so happy for you!' smiled the bartender. I certainly hope things are going well for the both of you." "Not really, my friend. She also passed away rather suddenly after eating poison mushrooms." "My God! again. How awful", cried out a listener who'd joined in trying to comfort this unfortunate soul. You poor man, how miserable you must be from all that!" "needn't despair, gentlemen! not long afterwards I met another lovely lady and married again." After the jubilant applause ended by those who were within earshot, one piped up and declared a free drink was in order. Taking in all this attention, the object of this confab spoke out: "Whoa, fellows! Before expressing so much glee over all this, I think I should tell you she too recently died. Over the aftermath of dead silence, the Bartender broke in with "what? how? again with the poison mushrooms? "No, responded the late husband ..... "this time it was from a broken neck." Before the small gathering could get their wits together persuing the bartender's unexpected question, the queried customer paid the bartender, slid from the barstool, and as he was walking to the door, mumbled under his breath "glad that dammed nosy bartender never had the chance to ask me how she broke her neck. Hate to have told all those guys it was broken as a result of me physically forcing her to eat poison mushrooms." | |
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| 02-18-14 02:49pm - 3960 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Maybe I can blame these memory lapses, as well as other off-the-wall, nonsensical, and admittedly sometimes butchered threads and posts (that are currently becoming all too frequent), on all those hard blows to the head I took from my father's unrestrained, whaling fists, and full-force kicks to my body once I hit the floor .... while routinely in one of his sudden, destructive rages .....the latter never slowing.... scarring physically and mentally throughout my formative years as a child growing up. I did a thread on the harsh conditions I lived under in those times earlier last year ....... Or was it shortly after I was discharged from the army? | |
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| 02-18-14 06:51am - 3960 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
1 century = 100 years or 1,200 months or 36,525 days. ... 1000 very simple multiply 100 (that's how many years are in a century) multiply that by 10. Graymane : Born 1933...... Current year is 2014. that's 20 years shy of 100. Last I checked, I turned 80 Oct. of last year. That rounds out to be at 80% representing the greater part of the 19th century. I believe 100 years is still regarded as a century. Do the math, RB! | |
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| 02-17-14 09:44pm - 3961 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Can you be more specific, jasta? My having been around most of the 19th century, I can relate to shortly after when "talkies" were introduced to movie-making. Really livin' for me as a lad growing up was hightailing it up to the local movie-house Women on the big screen in those days even looked good with their clothes on. But even then I wanted to see what's underneath. Ever Since I was kicking the slats out of my cradle as my defiance for rather being in the lap of one of the few lovely damsels living with us, who fortunately couldn't keep their hands off me, the ambers of lust never quenched smoldering. From pubescence on down the line,, I was always eyeball deep in anything that smacked of erotica. Girly mags and movin' pictures dominated all but my scholastic endeavors ( which gratefully supplied me with enduring imagery of my shapely teachers entertain me at bedtime. I've since studiously followed erotica in pursuit of every form that can be viewed ... particularly in motion adaptation. I then can say with a respectable degree of authority that I know a thing or two about the transition in movies from the squeaky-clean do's and don'ts behavior, to the latter down'an'dirty. Sorry, guys .....forgive me for straying off topic. I tend to wax sentimental when the subject touches on the life an' times of movie-making.... usually followed by unrestrained, run-off-at-the-mouth personal commentary.  Anyway, lasta, addressing your inquiry: Are you talking about soft core, as a term introduced in the era of mid-century film making, wherein the goody-two-shoes of film-govern-propriety had to succumb to the notion that others, with differing interest of script and content of what they pay for, also occupied the same outlay of real state as do they. It was then a sudden relaxing of prurient overkill, effecting film content of that day ...(gulp) to actually advance to allowing scenes depicting simulated sex. It all went uphill from there. Or, how one looks at it, fallen to the depravity of the Internet. But really, jasta, the easier answer to your quest lies with the simple effort of keying in "Mr. Google." Good luck. Edited on Feb 17, 2014, 11:35pm | |
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| 02-16-14 01:54pm - 3962 days | #23 | |
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graymane (0)
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Gotta give you an "amen" on that one, Mr.Lewdy .... even at the painful expense of a rebuttal touching the view of an esteemed-Porn User-favorite ...... Pat362 Edited by Staff on Feb 16, 2014, 02:48pm (Khan: fixed quoteback) | |
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| 02-16-14 01:48pm - 3962 days | #22 | |
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graymane (0)
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Then there's the phase: "like taking a shower in one's raincoat" ...... Edited on Feb 16, 2014, 01:52pm | |
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| 02-15-14 10:32pm - 3963 days | #16 | |
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graymane (0)
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I may be wrong, but I recall early on during a spike in HIV infections that labs stepped up their efforts to get at the root of how this deadly virus spreads. To my knowledge, in addition to what was already known concerning body fluids being the culprits, it was narrowed down to blood as being the major candidate. That would mean a mare abrasion or slight scratch from an HIV positive member that came in contact with body tissue of his/her partner would be at serious risk. This likely could be said why anal sex, because of the tight surrounding of the anal channel, where but a thin wall of sensitive tissue separates a powerful network of vascular activity, which for all practical purposes, however minor, can be slightly breached from any number of action producing aggressive friction. This created such a scare, even news came out that barbers discontinued shaving the necks of customers, for fear a previous one might've been nixed who was infected. Of course, this would touch on all forms of sexual activity if one carries this theory to the max. . BTW ..............we put men on the moon, for crying out loud. What would be so hard about hiding the sight, or providing cover of a condom being shot on camera? | |
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| 02-12-14 06:47am - 3966 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
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I could say without hesitation that I've seen a pretty fair share of porn in my day, having been around and following it from the birth of burlesque until the day the doors opened at the first theaters that dared feature adult films. I've seen it grow from extremely tame simulated erotica, as it worked its way on through the fierce rating system, and finally began gaining incredible speed after it passed the half-century mark. Our prudish fore bearers must now be spinning in their graves at what we're seeing now on the Internet. Sorry, Rick.... didn't mean to wax sentimental on'ya. But I have to seize the moment when I get an opening to remind you young'uns of the porn-smorgasbord just laid out for, and so easily accessible for all today's hungry pervs. A feature that we old codgers never dreamed would surface. But hey .... to answer your question, Rick ..... lets not forget those of us who favor something less than hard-porn. Believe it or not ..... there are those of us who actually like the creative non-nude fare that is growing more popular these days. The one that stands out In my mind is a site called fame girls.net.... who's front-runner is a gal called "Ella", whose sole, single presence is enough to give her cosmic the I've been mindlessly salivating over one of the three girls who've been with this Russian group since they broke into modeling ....all at that tender age when their bodies were manifesting it's peek of perfection. And, with the help of a truly skilled photographer, have now gained an explosive worldwide recognition that's far surpassed their title ... "fame." I would join this site in a heartbeat .....were it not for the euro dollar amount they stubbornly cling to that, for principle alone, I ain't willin' to pay. | |
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| 02-11-14 04:25pm - 3967 days | #46 | |
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graymane (0)
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Sorry, Rick. All I got was dead links. What stills previewing future attraction being offered, though, did look quite good. Unfortunately, there was nothing happening. Further, I Are we to log-in? that feature didn't work either. I got an enthusiastic invitation to (reserve) some yummy stuff, before and after I'd obediently given my email ...... but I guess the guy on duty had to go pee. Edited on Feb 11, 2014, 05:18pm | |
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| 02-11-14 04:05pm - 3967 days | #43 | |
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graymane (0)
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| 02-06-14 07:29pm - 3972 days | #14 | |
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graymane (0)
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Yo, biker .....then do I have a tale for you! were you around a couple years ago when I did a thread about being abducted by aliens? Seems they're yanking people out of their homes, cars, taking a walk ....or from wherever they want. They're collecting us via a method akin to the old TV Star Trek method. I think In my case (To best describe it) ...a transporter essentially dematerialized a human body at one point only to rematerialize it in the transporter bay on the ship. Somehow, it broke down atoms and molecules within the body -- scattered them through the vacuum of space without losing a single one from point A to point B, then voila, that person re-emerged out of thin air I never knew what happened until I was in the spacecraft facing a crew of small funny-looking creature ready to relieve me of some of my body parts. However, They couldn't use any of mine because everything was too old and dried up. That's about how I lived to tell about it. That happens to be among the threads I referred to Khan that I wanted to bring back. If you or others want me to bring it back, just say so. Otherwise, another way is to simply go back into the archives and dig it out. Or, simply say nothing an never know what might be coming. Edited by Staff on Feb 06, 2014, 10:22pm (Khan: fixed quoteback) | |
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| 02-05-14 11:31pm - 3973 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
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It does........ and its about the kind of sage advice I expected to see from you. I haven't forgotten the same information you gave me early on in my membership in which almost verbatim we had this situation that you addressed. And it stuck. But in this case it has nothing to do with bruising my ego ..... it's mostly about threading things that'll hopefully generate some form of entertainment value for others on this forum. I remember those threads I did post that created raves of favorable response. And please, without putting feathers in my own hat, I have to say I was exhorted enthusiastically to give'em more of the same. Conversely, more than successes, there were bombs I posted that sank like lead balloons. So you see, sir ...... It's the ones that worked so well before, that I'm referring to re-visiting. Shucks! the whole idea could blow-up in my face. But I can honestly say My intentions are solely in the interest of providing something that could benefit others. And its not like I'm bringing threads back in-mass, but just for-a-while select ones here or there that did work well before. Edited on Feb 05, 2014, 11:59pm | |
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| 02-05-14 06:23pm - 3973 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
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She's gotta have a "bush" to end all bushes! | |
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| 02-05-14 06:12pm - 3973 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
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She's got some lovely instruments on display, there. Forms thoughts that she can play my guitar any 'ol time! Although she would likely find the strings loose. | |
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| 02-05-14 05:48pm - 3973 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
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Thanks, guys, for your thoughtful response. I was beginning to think this thread wasn't even gonna get off the ground. But our ol' dependable-goodfellows > Squirrel, biker, and my first-timer .... Mr. lordy-lord, and especially our esteemed and fearless leader, with that unmatched post exemplifying the real-deal, all who came through and at lest got it on life-support. BTW, khan ......(maybe its jus' me) but since thread activity appears to be slowing down a tad, would it be acceptable then to go back and pull out some of our own, older threads, particularly those that got a respectable number of hits, and bring them back?  | |
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| 02-04-14 02:47pm - 3974 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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Attention all innovative young ladies. So tell me: Tats ain't doin' enough for'ya? Gettin' pissed because your meager localized tats are being over-looked? Then come to our grand opening on Market street here in the great party-town of BoPeeps CA..... Be the first to sport around your new body color. That's right, Gals .... you heard me right! Amaze all your friends; Be the envy of all your gender; be among the first to actually get rid of that plain, outdated, boring old skin color that's been around forever ... and step into a vibrant, new you -- transformed into the ultimate femme fatale -- with the ease of only making a selection of the color you wanna be. Our Proceedure is painless, inexpensive, and very simple. Your nude body is simply lowered into our comfortable, custom made vat of any color ink that appeals to your taste So..... C'mon gals! What'r'ya waiting for? Tomorrow can be today, so hurry on down  | |
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| 01-29-14 02:09pm - 3980 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
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Oh, there's another big irritant I haven't seen mentioned by our observant regulars concerning the numb -nuts who direct these female Bimbos. Have you ever noticed, while these said bimbo's are going through their routines .... all the while acting out throbbing sensations and tooth-rattling episodes of ecstatic pleasure, and seemingly in the thros of epileptic seizure ........will repeatedly divert their eyes away from the camera to some unknown entity -- obviously something taking place that's apparently more important than convincing her viewers that all this is real an' I ain't faking. This eye movement, back an forth, continues all through the act. What the hell is she lokkin' at? Well, lemme tell'ya! what she's so interested in going on just a few feet away, is her DIRECTOR! Yeah .... this guy is giving her hand-signals on what to do...... and because they're both too incompetent to realize this is picked up by you and me .... the scene goes on ..... interrupted continuously with her eyes shifting, mouthing empty dialogue, and clearly focusing on instructions from a porn robot, who, for all practical purposes, should be taking instructions from somebody else.  | |
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| 01-25-14 06:23pm - 3984 days | #60 | |
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graymane (0)
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Wish I had yours or JB's techie-smarts, CT ..... first talent you'se (sic) guys have I'd seize on is shaving down (editing) the worthless excess from all my over-weight downloads that's taking up space on my hard drive. Not to mention giving the fast-forward buttons a long awaited rest. | |
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| 01-25-14 04:50pm - 3984 days | #62 | |
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graymane (0)
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Pardon me, Sim ...... but first please allow me to belatedly applaud BubbaGump for his superb posting of #56. His message concerning the deaf&dumb mental zombies about which he alluded to who're running those sites, are right on target. Wish he'd of tacked on deservingly more vitriol bashing the guys running pay-sites who're more interested gettin' deeper into our pocketbooks than putting put better porn. But something's better than nuttin'. To answer your last inquiry ...... I Go after most video I've heard about from guys around this site. Lean more on what I like and want, if available. That entails erotically decent solo, and intercourse, preferably light-core and all done in the missionary position. However, will settle for about anything with devotion for motion having the ladies doing their stuff lying on their backs. Would love to see scenes without the obligatory blowjob by female, males seemingly chomping forever on female's pussy. mandatory sexual footage of girl riding man, forward and backward, Doggie style. and the sometimes crazy, unorthodox, awkward, gymnastic entanglements they get themselves into. Please, lets Scrap all that for those of us who don't want it included in fuck-scenes and allow that time wasted fully on our preference. And We don't have to disrupt the whole industry implementing something on that order; just spell it out on some form of menu so as we can pick and choose what we want. And more importantly, what the hell we don't want. Edited on Jan 26, 2014, 02:28pm | |
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| 01-25-14 03:35pm - 3984 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
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Excellent thread ..... My answer to your inquiry might not be what you want to see. But here goes ...... Until porn-peddlers get it into their thick, cobwebbed, vacant skulls, as well as the imbecilic retards they have jerking off behind the cameras .... to angle their lens somewhere except keeping them locked on rear-view close-ups of the hairy asses (balls-a-flopping) of males pumping away atop his female partners. These aberrant dumb-asses seems to have overt fixations on seeing just how far they can shoot onto and up the sexual orifices of every couple fucking being shot, and further even more absurd how long they chew up time focused on the same spot. Even more evident of their incredibly massive idiocy, is the fact their ears are blocked to all the many complaints flowing in from people who're paying for that crap.  | |
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| 01-22-14 11:08pm - 3987 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
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This post is being edited because it doesn't make sense. I also ,have every reason to believe the edited version won't make any sense either. Therefore, after a short time of deliberating the worthiness of spending any more time on something that I don't think makes any sense, I shall then abandon proceeding any further on this which I now have intended to qualify also as not making any sense, but contemplate something new with which I'm quite excited about actually making some sense when the time comes. Edited on Jan 24, 2014, 02:01am | |
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| 01-22-14 06:00pm - 3987 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
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Even being at a computer since shortly before the turn of the century, struggling then with CompuServe (Internet server -- AOL affiliate) and all the bugs associated with it, I still consider myself in the league of neophytes when it comes to operating and understanding its language. I've asked and generously had excellent response from some of the many thoughtfully helpful members here who's given of their time and energy, with genuine interest and intent, to help solve and/or deal with my computer-related needs and problems. Accordingly, I want all to know, just because I don't get back with results from their help, isn't because I didn't act on it, but because I failed to either understand the instructions or properly initiate them in my attempts. One should surely understand the onset of embarrassment associating with this sort of thing. I won't belabor it, but join me if you will blaming the implications to age-related restricted blood-flow to the brain. What does all this have to do with this thread's entry? let me just say, those who're putting together this new venture may progressively determine that my liver-spotted ass is dragging behind the rest of the class. By now they should know this is nothing new for graymane. But rote always comes to the rescue .... more specifically, A memorizing process using routine or repetition, often without full attention or comprehension. Upon closing, may I add if intuition scores with any degree of respect, let me then boast of that being grounded deep enough usually to know a good thing when I see it, and I'm delighted to report to Rick-an-company my vision is 20/20 on this new site. | |
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| 01-18-14 08:01pm - 3991 days | #15 | |
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graymane (0)
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Not yet, chief ....... as per the above said quote, I'm giving all the suggestions a go of it over the weekend. I'm really at the point that most here who's alluded to the fact this has all the evidence of a failing hard drive has about made me a believer. This baby's labored horrendously for over five years, stuffing her metallic gut and put-upon with all the excess of porn that I've laid on her plate. PS..... yes, the C-drive is the primary .... and it's working flawlessly..... apart from the fact it's letting the fox in the henhouse. Thanks much for your help on this matter. Edited on Jan 18, 2014, 08:26pm | |
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| 01-18-14 07:55pm - 3991 days | #25 | |
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graymane (0)
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I suppose submitting a joke on such a serious thread, ( such as this, might be frowned upon; but indulge me if you will cuz I jus' picked-up on this dandy little gem and because it goes so well with the prevailing territory, I'm goin' in! ........A woman wants to have bigger breasts so she goes to her doctor. The doctor tells her that she could either have implants or wear a special bra. "With the bra," the doctor explains, "when you flap your arms up and down, it will inflate." Sounding like a much easier process than the implants, she chooses the bra. The next day she decides to try the bra out, so she goes to a bar where she sees a very attractive man sitting there. Flapping her arms, she strolls over to flirt with him ..... whereupon the handsome gentleman promptly starts flapping his legs. source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Implants#ixzz2qoKeTxUP | |
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