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| 11-06-13 12:13am - 4082 days | #38 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
A very smart move there, biker ..... Had I utilized some of that sage aforethought, I might not have the unkindly ranting rep. that I think might prevail hereabouts. | |
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| 11-05-13 07:10pm - 4082 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Uh-uh. Count me against fruited plied pussies! Same goes for oak-tree size motorized toys. Esp. those shaped like giant microphones. What's that all about? chatting, or singing pussies, you think? I'm all for the real thing ..... balls, a shaft, and a bulbuls head ........ preferably mine. | |
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| 11-05-13 06:33pm - 4082 days | #58 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
C'mon, TDm666, those were accolades. A stern proclamation head-lining that clearly says: "Don't mess with the guy labeled with the prominent number 666" Look what happened to this guy  | |
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| 11-05-13 06:02pm - 4082 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Inasmuch as this is a blog, I'll jus' throw this in .... true story: Couple years ago a very bright young man moved in next door as a live-in to be with his girlfriend, who is a high-paid specialty nurse of some kind. When I say bright, I mean he was good at anything he took on. Could install or fix anything. Short but Strong as a bull.... not the kind to pick a fight with. However, He had only one potential and another major problem: Potential meaning being loaded from head to toe with tats and body-ornaments: ears, nose, eyebrows, nipples, belly button, you name it. Why? My only guess is the usual: to highlight those attention-grabbers that screams out: "look at me? "I'm different!" The only time I've seen his face bare of the above was in a police photo (among his probable drug related arrests) wherein all those bare piercing holes stood out like tits on a bull. Problem #2 was an appetite for drugs, the consumption of which I've yet to see anywhere. Somehow he always had a roll of greenbacks to keep himself soaring with the eagles. And with an unbeatable proclivity to talk himself into and /or out of whatever you had that he wanted, my home, Being so close, was a walk-in exchange for particular hard to find favors. Things went well for the couple, even the birth of a beautiful baby girl, whom he tended while her mother worked and bought home the bread. Unfortunately, unlike family bliss that so heatedly bonded their relationship for so long a time, ultimately fell apart when she got fed up with fighting his dependence on drugs and locked him out. All attempts failed at reuniting, during which he continued living apart from his daughter and the woman he adored. Months passed. Then one morning I opened the newspaper and saw his familiar unvarnished face, appearing in the same police photo I'd seen earlier. Seems he kidnapped his past live-in (my neighbor) , and at gun-point, driving around a suburban area -- I would guess trying to talk his way back into her graces -- found he was being pursued by police. Attempting escape, or maybe buying some time, driving through the village he unexpectedly got himself trapped in a cul-de-sac . Police Bullhorns blaring for him to release the woman and come out of the car, only succeeded in him placing his gun at the woman's head and admonishing police to retreat. Suddenly the silence was split by a single shot from a scope-mounted high-powered rifle. The bullet found its mark, passing through the head of a guy I'd formed a neighborly kinship, traded stories, and exchanged favors with on a regular basis. His head slumped forward, downward and rested on the lap of the mother of his child. | |
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| 11-05-13 03:23pm - 4082 days | #54 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Carter! You sure you don't have latent masochistic tendencies? you been keeping up with this thread, man? You've just set yourself up to be flayed by PU's master of brutal retorts. Might check your feet, too .......one of them might be logged irredeemably in a fresh cow-pie. PS .... note to the referred-to perpetrator to whom Carter's post is intended: ....."No offence intended nor wanting to get into the fray on my part please ..... this being just a warning to a vulnerable PU newie who's inadvertently finger-waving to one who's proclivity for smash-an-bash rebuttals stands at being the best. | |
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| 11-01-13 03:47pm - 4087 days | #31 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You come across ,Carter, as that sort of guy who gets people's attention. My initial and personal impression from your current posts to our forum strongly indicates to me You'd be a great asset as a regular contributor. Welcome ... | |
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| 10-30-13 01:26am - 4089 days | #33 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Well, neighbor! seeing this as being a second event, and weighing in on my being the recipient of such an honorably charged expression of affection .... I mean, right out here in front of God and everybody...... well, I have to say I'm truly humbled...... further that in my capacity to do so, its reciprocal. | |
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| 10-28-13 08:40pm - 4090 days | #31 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
"No shit?" ..... then could I have fries, a coke, and a side order of vegetables?" | |
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Yep - . Love ya Graymane - no shit.| 10-28-13 08:04pm - 4090 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
 You got that right, Bro ........ That, and the china exploding in nearby cabinets. Addressing fishinsoup's inquiry ...... I know where he's coming from, because just during this month I've noticed an unusual amount of moans, groans, and other responding vocalizations to sensual stimuli from men. I don't think for a minute it was in the script, adlibbing or from a prompt via directorial command, nor anywhere else outside the scene. The males were simply experiencing what we guys normally feel while in the thros of sexual arousal, or particularly those moments leading up to sexual release. Apart from being unable to find a site that specializes in that sort of male thing, or ideally serious porn pushers exclusively into profiting from gearing up eroticism via pushing testosterone levels to hurricane force, incorporating charged vocal enforcement spurring its audible, vibrating serge to a tone eclipsing into wales of excitable moans. ..... then My advice to fishinsoup would be to stick to hardcore, with a leaning to scenes of horny men lucky enough to be in full control of a young, innocent, curious, hot number with a tight pussy and a body to die for.  | |
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| 10-27-13 06:16pm - 4091 days | #29 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Your point is well taken, JB. And although some confusion sat in -- now hopefully cleared, I still jus' wanna drop a couple parting comments: JB said: "What I meant with "outside of porn" was in your personal life - YOUR personal life not the movies. Review your post and see if you can't see how one might get confused between porn & personal" GM: Of course I'd like those things in my personal life. But no, given what I've always perceived from your noteworthy perception on tougher measures, maybe "one might get confused between said porn and personal" ... but not the Berry. Continuing: " lip-service to the cum-coated penile head." Despite where the man throws his load of seamen ....by the nature of cum's sticky composite a residue of some measure will adhere on the surface of his "member." But its not the coating that I'm referring to..... its the sensation of her mouth around the sensitive-spent "member." And yes, seeing it on the screen lets me relive my experiences of yesteryear. Gonzo? forgetaboutit!  | |
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| 10-27-13 12:14pm - 4092 days | #27 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
No! this has only to do with (love-making) in porn. What do you think I was talking about, a Spencer Tracy -Audrey Hepburn Classic? Why would I go outside of porn on such a matter when this is a porn network, a porn associated site, and primarily an enterprise dealing wholly on porn discussions? My apologies if I gave the impression kissing in porn is all consuming .... nay, but intent was to convey it's an ingredient that undeniably enhances and needs to be sprinkled generously wherever a love or fuck-scene is being made. If the afore-mentioned is still off-the-wall to comprehend.... then may I direct one's attention to Pat and Marcus's latter posts. ......they've expressed my thoughts as close as it gets.. | |
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| 10-26-13 03:45pm - 4093 days | #22 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
All aside to my previous post, and on a rather serious note ..... To me, kissing is essential, otherwise my arousal is only flying at half-mast. Before, during and after sex .... tis the additive that helps keep the motor running. For my money, ditch the facial; I'd much rather see the guy's ejaculate shot all over the floor, wall, or, assuming he has herculean prostrate glands. .....the ceiling. BUT THEN ....AND THEN, the Crème de la crème of post-orgasmic delight ... lip-service to the cum-coated penile head. | |
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| 10-23-13 04:15pm - 4095 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks squirrel for that wake-up-call! Your splendid choice of words couldn't have come together any better to impact this important matter. Although my comment that fostered all this was really more geared and intended for comic relief than to be taken completely seriously..... I can see, looking back at it, certainly puts the post in a different light. You are absolutely right, squirrel! | |
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| 10-22-13 07:59pm - 4096 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Its a little late in the stage of this has-been post ..... however, I will dutifully pass on to my fellow PU brethren, who's time was wasted reading the drivel I originally had occupying this space, and especially to our valued thread creator, Jberry, who, in his usual contributing superfluity of exciting, innovative and newsworthy things to report, but also excels likewise giving us those little unique, linguistically formulated gems that sparks interest and so much awe. I'm editing this because upon re-reading the previous post that was there all along, day by day making less and less sense, finally in my mind reaching imbecilic proportions, I figured for the sake of duty-bound compassion to my fellow members, who're still scratching their heads and wondering why they too must endure the daily torture of the previous post capturing their attention each time they click onto this thread. Herewith is recommence I sorely believe is justified. Edited on Jan 14, 2014, 07:19pm (graymane: something that makes sense.) | |
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| 10-18-13 02:00am - 4101 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Couple years ago I came upon a site that touted of giving the viewer a virtual experience. It involved the use of some kind of equipment, perhaps headgear, that connects you with the action on your screen... the results being that you're as close as it gets to the reality of actually being in the scene with your choice of porn star. Feel, touch, smell and/or other members of our body senses were being perfected at the time. My take also at the time was this promise of such a media sensation was beyond my grasp to believe ..... as well as a bit premature. Does anybody have more on this development? | |
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| 10-17-13 03:22pm - 4102 days | #20 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I did indeed, RB. Thanks. Now you get an idea what old age will do to'ya. | |
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| 10-17-13 01:45pm - 4102 days | #17 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Glad to see your input again grace our forum, Sir Messmer! Don't be a stranger. BTW.... How's the stacked (pun intended) availability of older women seeking used older men look like in your part of the world? I'm afraid the source around here is drying up (damned those puns) . If the news is good, I may pay oil up my walker and pay you a visit.  BTW again .... Those romance novels doin' anything for'ya yet, 'ol friend? | |
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| 10-17-13 01:08pm - 4102 days | #16 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Sorry, couldn't care less about older women sites. I'd be dammed happy if I can find older women who'll go out with me!  | |
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| 10-15-13 05:34am - 4104 days | #24 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You're right, RB , I do need some discipline to not let stuff that offends me to set me off...or like you suggest, just don't click on it. And I am working on it. and it pains me to agree that this loose-nickel is also right about keeping my finger off the button. but inasmuch as this guy's gonna be looking for things to put me down, and the fact he just won't let go, just sets me up to unload on him. Its this kind guy who really needs to be taken down a notch or two. And if he's brave enough to wage a war of words, he's messing with the wrong guy. I'll slice-an-dice this airhead in so many pieces he'll have to pick up his skinny vocabulary in bits and pieces all over this site. I know his only defense will be getting down and dirty, because that's all the poor guys got. my problem is that Any word over two syllables you throw at him unfortunately will fly right over his head. so I guess I'll have to step way down to his level and spoon-feed what I have to say to him.. | |
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| 10-15-13 01:38am - 4104 days | #22 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Ya, know, TDM666, you're a real piece of work. I think you get off more throwing your verbal trash around than all the lip-smacking wanks you give yourself glued to your beloved porn. Hell, you'da man, TDBM666. You personify the schoolyard bully . Picked me out to be an easy fall... and when I didn't go down in first round you wanted to go for 13. you knew I was trouble ... an you love trouble. That's when you used your brain ....all of which is packed in your middle finger (the tip of which apparently holds the total sum of your gray-matter). So, you wanna throw off the gloves? Fine with me. My middle name's Trouble ..... an' that's what you'll get. | |
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. Was that an appropriate place for a middle finger, can't fight 'til the 13th round? I DIDN'T THINK SO! Have to have the webmaster jump to your defense, guess what" I'll beat his ass too with his own logic. | 10-14-13 10:08pm - 4104 days | #17 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
We could go on and on with your unyielding mentality for exchanging barbs. Obviously you're getting something out of it because you won't shut up. I went along with it for awhile .... but I can see where this is going, and although your conjured verbal attacks don't score the worth of a rat's ass to me or this forum, nor is your unstoppable braying going to put any chinks in this guy's armor. But what I do see is this thing escalating to a point at which it'll pressure our administer to get into the fray, and to me nothing is worth dumping another problem in his lap. He already has enough on his mind .. and sure as hell don't need this. No getting around it, its inevitably this would collide with PU rules should it continue at the pace it was heading. as much as I'd like to match wits with you on this contest, it ain't worth chancing putting Khan on the spot. I'm throwing in the towel..... I suggest you do the same. | |
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| 10-14-13 07:06pm - 4104 days | #15 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Well golly oh gee! Mr. TBM666 I had no idea you were into Psychoanalysis. You, sir, are a man of extraordinary talents. Have you ever thought of going into mind-reading, fortune-teller? Based on what you've just showed this forum, I think you'd be doggone good at it. Got a tip for you. you can put that middle finger up into a place abiding within thee where it really belongs ....a cavity where the sun never shines. | |
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| 10-14-13 06:41pm - 4104 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
HIV is said to be spread via blood. A simple, small abrasion is all that's necessary to create an infection. I remember back when HIV was on the rise and people wanted nothing that put them in contact with another's blood. Blood banks especially took a big hit, as did other facilities dealing in the collection of blood. Knowing a barber uses the same razor to shave the backs of his customer's neck, I would always make it plain to pass me up on that part of the haircut. I often wonder why that fear in those days didn't still prevail .... I mean, northing's changed. The disease is just as virulent as ever. And worse, there's still no cure. | |
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| 10-14-13 06:01pm - 4104 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
A game? Really? Games have rules. I wonder if you'd be so kind as to EXPLAIN THE RULES TO ME! Is it a game we guys can all set around and enjoy playing? Does it have sluts, whores, bitches, and other dirty names included? Gotta have that. So show me ,Mr. thedebilman666, .... how do we play this game? | |
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| 10-13-13 10:15pm - 4105 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You're right as rain, chief, as usual... testament to your staying head-an-shoulders above the whole lot of industry contemporaries. I dunno, although this matter is so tame, compared the new stuff coming out of porn nowadays geared and accelerated to heighten the degradation of women, hence the more stirred disenchantment in porn seems to be showing up for me on the horizon.. Having butchered my purpose, I can still say I did get my point across.  | |
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| 10-13-13 08:39pm - 4105 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Can't agree with you more, biker! But this one needs to go down chained to a bag of concrete. | |
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| 10-13-13 08:34pm - 4105 days | #14 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Forgive me if I'm detouring off the topic ....but Lets not forget the power of a kiss. I read somewhere that this gal kissed a frog and it turned into a prince. | |
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| 10-13-13 06:20pm - 4105 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I know beautifulrock isn't around to defend adversity we might have with his unique mix to our forum, so I'll toss in ample credit on his behalf for giving us some rather entertaining stuff (apart, of course, from the obvious) Its not like I arbitrary think I have the right to tamper with a thread, but this one currently ain't gettin' any hits and for its subject matter clearly deserves to take a hike. So please, can we bury this thread somewhere away from this page. Humor me, guys (and esp. for dutiful respect for our women ) Am I alone finding a thread dwelling on odorous pussy hitting me in the face every time I log on here to be a tad much. It's akin to everybody eating at the dinner table discussing one's olfactory reception to excrement.  Edited on Oct 13, 2013, 08:19pm | |
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| 10-10-13 03:03pm - 4109 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Diane Lane is already there. I have a hot eight minute clip on her that would make any porn star weep with envy. | |
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| 10-10-13 02:52pm - 4109 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Gauge used to be one of my favorites. I caught her in the early years when she had that combination of believable innocence and fresh beauty that, affixed to those luscious body lines and near flawlessly smooth skin always delivered an erotic bonanza. If the empty years following all that has taken a toll on any of those great features, then I think I'd just prefer the memories rather than seeing her back in porn. BTW .... Until now, I wasn't aware she's ever left the industry. | |
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| 10-09-13 05:54pm - 4109 days | #22 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Pardon me for buttin' in. But what I'm seeing here is a mound of contention which, so far, is building into a very unpleasant certainty. And the sad thing about all this is that an up and coming new member, whose generous contributions to this site have heretofore received an unusually positive reception from the established regulars, has suddenly revealed his intent to bend the rules if, and when, in his mind he feels it's justified.... even though being banned is imminent should he implement such an action. I have a certain respect for beautifulrock for standing up for what he believes in. But for the life of me, I fail to understand why, having been addressed by our administer, who, in the most diplomatic, and particularly with politeness far beyond anything I have seen in writing or in the spoken word, that beautifulrock would willfully, and with some indignation, staunchly not accept the conditions. I'd like to see beautifulrock remain on board and share with us the gift of his wit. But, I guess we'll wait and see. | |
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| 10-08-13 07:17pm - 4110 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
"Don't despair, Oscar, my life-long flaccid friend.' We'll just assume the intended jest went right over the reader's head." | |
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| 10-07-13 09:16pm - 4111 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Being one of your "tolerable" admirers Admiral, and to let you know I'm in your corner, I'm going to further that quest by offering my idea of making milk enemas more palatable ... To wit: Having nixed the idea of putting these gals on a heavy diet of chili, why not simply add to the milk some chocolate flavoring... Voilà! you have chocolate milk. Further ....if applicable, add some ice-cream and set the enema apparatus on high for a nice foamy milkshake. Anyway... jus; a thought. | |
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| 10-07-13 07:59pm - 4111 days | #2 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Would help you if I could, 'ol buddy, but the stuff I've heard about Max ... well, don't think I wanna get near the guy. But hey, glad you introduced us to your friend! I call my friend "Oscar" | |
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| 10-07-13 07:47pm - 4111 days | #18 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Many thanks for the tip, skunk. I'll have to weigh the effect of all that salt on my floor hindering haints verses me slipping on the stuff and busting my ass. I will check out theseer. Might go for it as long as it's not a $29.95 monthly on automatic rebilling. | |
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| 10-07-13 07:31pm - 4111 days | #17 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Long-winded? Yes Gilding the lily? Gonna have to look that one up. | |
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| 10-06-13 06:08am - 4113 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Ya'know, chief, I've had you pegged as being an ace politician, but beginning to think you'd be just as good at doing stand-up. Isn't this the damnedest coincidence? I mean, how often would two guys in our situation have experienced so similar a youthful interim . , Yeah, I too slept with as many as two to three girls in a single bed during those hard times..... many a time. and there were times I also got clear signals from at least one of'm who made no bones (can I buy a vowel on "boner" please) about wantin' to play around. Unfortunately, although my hormones was up to the task, whatever followed just wasn't ready. so I nixed some of the greatest opportunities of a lifetime. Behind my mom's strong support and encouragement, she was instrumental in getting my dad into a State worker's educational program, where he came out a certified welder. Then it was on to the shipyards on the Virginia coast. I wanna continue on this, chief but really need some sleep., Will pick up later .......but before I do, gotta get this off my chest: Let me be very clear on this ...... There was "NEVER" a night when in bed with the girls were there ever any urinary accidents. An even the pissin' thing about the boys were overly dramatized. Actually it was very infrequent the others did wet the bed. But I guess I threw that in for effect. likely to draw more attention to darkness associated with the haints. | |
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| 10-04-13 09:19pm - 4114 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
PRICELESS.....  Edited by Staff on Oct 04, 2013, 09:22pm (Khan: fixed quoteback)
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| 10-04-13 08:57pm - 4114 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Commendable Chief. an a hardy bow for those irrefutable words of wisdom. Although you make an excellent case for matters structured on this belief issue, but just let me say I've been around the block enough times to hold my own pertaining to different religions, some elementary parapsychology, unexplained Phenomena, out of body, ghostly presence ... just to name a few. I'll proceed with that on my next post, but first let me expand on why we piss in bed ... Obviously we're asked to use the "piss-pot".....but because my grandparents were tenant farmers, to say they were poor is an understatement. There were two bedrooms upstairs, but basically only one was slept in by five kids == now six including me. That meant three to a bed, and with bladder problems being common among growing kids ... My grandparents was no exception, and in our case whoever normally "let-go" wasn't even aware of it. This wasn't necessarily a nightly occurrence, but happened enough to just treat it as part of country living. Now to your question about the logic of lying in a "piss-soaked bed." The logic was we had no choice. If you had to go, it meant crawling over somebody and stumbling to the pot, then back again sloshing your way to your assigned place. Anyway, most of the time we slept so peacefully we weren't even aware of the wetness. I can readily understand why you're shaking your head. But you'd have to be poor than church mice or walk the walk of these hard-working impoverished croppers to understand. | |
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| 10-03-13 04:52pm - 4115 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
about the "bedpans" .... yes, we all had them. They were stationed at the foot of the bed. But we pissed in the bed anyway. Okay, Chief ... Since you're playing along, might I briefly indulge you for a few more minutes on this business of afterlife. All hit-an-run thread-hoppers who comes along might wanna stick around for this. My concept. Based on over a half century putting pieces of this puzzle together .....Starting with the book of Geneses: "In the beginning God created man." Why, I don't know? But leaping forward to the year 2013, on this day, I'll start this brief by saying I'm deep-sixing any theological mumbo-jumbo spewing from the lips of self-anointed Theologians and evangelical opportunist. And the first order of nonsensical present day doctrine begs the question: Why would God create man "born in sin" that if he didn't shape up by atoning for them that he'd be cast into a Lake of fire to burn for all eternity. To make it even harder for us poor guys, we're saddled with a lust for sex that we're not permitted to use unless we're betrothed to the one we're using it on. And if we deviate from that, a suite at Hotel Hell is reserved in your name. Just remember Its suggested you wear something light because the thermostat is set and locked at 2000 degrees. Oh, and another thing ..... You aren't allowed to check out. without expanding on all this, Doesn't it make more sense that we otherwise simply reap in the afterlife what we sow here, live in the flesh? And further, can we accept the fact that if we don't do it right this time around, then we gotta do it all over again coming back to another pain-ridden lifetime to try again. And if you aren't ready for that, you're stopped short of following those who made sacrifices for the good of others, following the general tenets of morality and the commandments. In other words, you're left here, earthbound to roam around endlessly in sprit, invisible to the living, thereby subsequently using that advantage to come into my house and make my life miserable by your injurious pranks and callas behavior. I hope you now get my drift. Wanna see more? Then wait for the book to come out. | |
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| 10-03-13 01:52am - 4116 days | #16 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Good news guys and near-guys ..... Cybertoad will live on after all, in the person of Albert Finstein, noted Celebrity impersonator whose posts will come to us in live text messages ...(that is when and if he can keep his teen age daughter away from using it) Finstine, known for his brilliance, has hinted he'll use the new name used as "ToadCyber (to throw off hackers and Trogons..... as well as their horses) ..... Which, BTW, ain't as dumb as people think. Finstine's avatars will be (as agreed upon) replaced often to protect the innocent. "News Flash" .....it is reported the real CyberToad is going to settle the unauthorized theft of his name by tracking down Finstine and kicking his ass. Foxy News promises to be on the scene to video the happenings... so stay tuned. Just in. Foxy News here......"Finstine pleads to The Real CT he'll rescind his plan to vote Republican if the real CT promises to spare his ass. Speaking of Foxy News, and unconfirmed report has emerged stating they've (Foxy) rejected an offer to use a commercial promoting a popular Porn site. Afterwards, Foxy News is being charged by said porn site with capitalizing on the porn site's proposal using extortion .... the law: "Opportunistic #4005 shows the ink still wet From Republican's dash to get the law on the books in time to favor Foxy News ... now why would they do that? I'm outta here | |
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| 10-02-13 10:06pm - 4116 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I just gotta say, chief, if I don't get another post from anybody on this thread, having got this coveted gem from our administer, is more than I nor anybody else I'd venture to include could ever hope for. If it is your intent through this effort to make me feel better about the stymied course this bloody brainchild of mine is taking, let me assure all who's still awake that it is indeed a success. Unsurprisingly, brick by brick you went at it brilliantly. Accordingly, In my mind, and hopefully embraced by fellow PU architects of better Internet Porn, that The undisputable fact a man of your respected substance, wisdom, and incalculable knowledge of this industry, would inject, on a seemingly personal level, things so familiar about one's hometown. So much so that he could be construed being your neighbor. Sorry, chief. but you just made it so easy. | |
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| 10-01-13 08:33pm - 4117 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Many thanks, Pat for the tip, but sorry, no cigar(I think) Taking into account ghosts -- not having to drag around a heavy coat of flesh, an all -- presumably lack the usual anatomical necessities, such as the five senses.... hearing and sight being among the foremost, and based on what I've gleaned from lots of reading on the subject, everything is transferred and deciphered through thought processes. So to answer your question, whether they hear music or absorb it through a mental state, they still possess the powers to do anything they want regarding how they receive it. I've an idea that there's some kind of law that exist in the ghost community wherein they can only go so far with their pranks ..... otherwise we might have souls returning to take revenge on the living who put them where they are. Why would one even wanna return to the flesh what with all the baggage that goes with it? Think about it, No pain, no stress, and the best part is they don't have to come up with $29.95 for a thirty day limited visual trip to Brazzers or "fallen Angel" when all they have to do is "will" themselves actually being the participating partners having all the fun. In fact, they have the key to simply unlock whats on their minds and help themselves to whats there. Why do you suppose we humans are so damned afraid to die? It ain't rocket science to figure we'd otherwise jump at the chance if indeed that were the case ......whew!, I'm beat. wanna learn more then post something. | |
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| 10-01-13 03:54pm - 4118 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, Capn....its comforting to know I'll have some company when I'm toted out to the "funny farm" in a straight jacket. But seriously (yeah, right) I think I've come to the right conclusion that its the same ones .... they just simply followed me here to my new address. Because they're behaving in the same manner, as well as my having a feel that simply justifies it. No attacks on my porn, leading me to believe the old tenets didn't hang around but left and went straight to heaven. Your post ...? Good advice Capn, but I think these guys are just plain maliciously inclined, and are having too much fun at my expense maintaining the status Quo. Since I posted this thread, there have been no less than seven instances of objects taking flight and creating a mess for me to clean up. I ain't kidding, Capn .....earlier I was holding an important bank receipt that left my hand and found its way under my frig. How it could get under that tight space between the door bottom and floor is simply unbelievable. I couldn't even get my fingers under the door, much less far enough to reach it. Last night, while on my computer, I head a loud thud, like something had fallen ... only to turn and see nothing to justify what it could be. Calling on PU members for help admittedly was more a humorous exaggeration to get attention, but hells-bells, I'm now thinking maybe hiring a Priest imbued with powers to kick their asses out as being my only option. Again, Capn ... thanks for the tip. Don't think this thread's going anywhere from the looks of things, but maybe we did give'em something to think about. | |
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| 09-29-13 09:56pm - 4119 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
This might appear to be a tad off topic, but I can assure you that you'll find sex to play an important role as you read on. As a very young lad, I lived with my family in a mountainous city in Virginia, during an era which this proud nation was in the throes of the historic 30's depression. Twas a time of panic and economic upheaval that pushed this country almost to its knees. Jobs were dreadfully scarce, creating food-lines everywhere. We did manage to get by without handouts, thankfully by being blessed with the rare good luck of both my parents holding jobs. Salaries, however, were painfully meager; but in our case did provide clothes over our backs and enough food. That was possible because we weren't spending extra for taking on a full time caregiver for me, because I was instead foisted off on summers to stay at my grandparents country farm, where Grandmom, her lazy-ass husband, two girls and three boys all lived together in an isolated worn-down two story house. My mom and five of the older siblings had long left the farm -- the boys into military and the women for hopefully jobs in the city. Whenever our old car rolled onto the dirt road from the 80 mile trek from our city home, leading down to my grandparents house, I was always greeted with enthusiastic hugs and grand welcome from my uncles and aunts, all of whom were near enough to my age that we made compatible playmates all the time I was there ... that is, except when they weren't cropping in the fields. Night in the wooded country was pitch black, which was perfect for telling ghost stories, usually while setting together on the front porch as the sun went down. Country-folk called them haints: which was their designation for departed souls, which got its name reportedly having been often seen by local impressionable mountaineers (who're a few corncobs short of qualifying for a roll of toilet paper) claiming these sightings of apparitions roaming the countryside, the ghostly purpose apparently for the delight in scaring the shit outta people. I never seen one, but was convinced enough to join my young host's practice (when nature calls) of rather than slipping outside in the dark, or making my way stumbling downhill to the outhouse, just instead to simply piss in the bed. Even now, I still call them Haints. Either they're friendly haints or mischievous haints. Somehow, however, I've rather always appealed to the damned mischievous haints. Once they discover they can make a bowl of soup fly out of my hands crashing on the floor, thus seeing me explode into a cursing, fist-waving rage ... or, I've now learned sometimes actually using reverse physiology by politely thanking them, just to deprive them of the amusement they apparently crave, Then, sadly, you thereafter become their main source of entertainment. For example, An object will fall from my hands, after then striking the floor will actually sprint (however far it takes) to a destination underneath, to the furthest, darkest, inaccessible location it can finally park. Finding it hilarious, no doubt, by having my attending haints watching me mightily squirm painfully on the floor, on my back, in a painfull effort to retrieve the damned thing. all this time, dont'cha know, I'm picturing them falling all over inside and out of themselves in riotous haint-laughter. I'm convinced These no-dose-floaters stick around mostly for their enjoyment they're getting from my unique tantrums blending in with these hilarious episodes. Unlike humans, They never sleep, or go on doctor's appointments, taking out the garbage, grocery shopping, or do anything our bodies demands. Consequently the idle pricks simply have too damned much time on their frigging' hands, so they come to sell-out performances at my house. Pulling out something from the refrigerator will not only slip from my hand, but cause a domino effect Liken to pens falling one after another on impact by a bowling ball, as liquid filled containers on the upper shelf drop, bringing down another until every shelf from top to bottom have taken part in depositing something on my floor, just waiting for me to slip and bust my ass on. In part, to escape the harassing behavior of these, eh, well, lets call them farts because we actually can't see either of them exit from where it metalizes. Anyway, I move out. after I move into my new place, I later learn during their previous occupancy were moral extremists who lived under the strict exhortation of a Bible-thumping preacher, whose loud and saliva-spitting sermons railed heavily against lusting after the flesh. Alas, damnation to all who even slightly flirted with a notion of jerking off. So in conclusion, it was here, in this new pad, before I learnd about this God-fearing family who lived and died here, to which I've inadvertently moved into ironically in order to flee from the previous taunting, might find myself in a new voyage up the creek without a paddle. Well, as lady-luck continues dealing me Jokers and deuces, having Settled down in this new dwelling, and unknowingly wondering if one morning I'll wake up and find my cock mutilated, I don't have to tell you about what kind of haunting reception I'm expecting now. Even my bed covers can't hide anything from them now ... or what goes on beneath them. So, boys and girls .... this is why I need a good Ghost buster. Got any leads? And don't do like others I try to explain my association with haints. Like get up and leave. Edited on Oct 01, 2013, 11:04pm | |
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| 09-25-13 06:24pm - 4123 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks, CT, for your kind words. Further, I'm deeply touched that your concern for my deteriorating health is such that I have a place in your prayers. I can't think of anything one could possibly do to trump that level of compassion for his fellow man. I don't think I have to go into a long dissertation about my feelings concerning this precipitous choice you've now made concerning your departure from our PU family. I think you already know. so I won't belabor the gamut of this setback. The bonds we build here at Porn Users are so tightly knitted I'd say it's hard for anyone to really adequately process it's magnitude ... or should we care, because our colloquial exchanges on erotic fare and assorted babe delights are unmatched anywhere on the web. "Well. damned, Graymane, how would you know that?" I know because I've been here closing in on four years and I'm old and wise enough to embrace the validity of every word coming our of said proclamation ... An for anybody who would argue otherwise are up against a wall of futility. How, Cybertoad, despite the vague discontent, and unnecessary panic that prevails, that you can walk away from this attentive attachment, respect, and among other things the vintage brotherhood you've garnered here, is something I struggle to fathom. Naturally I'm very sad to see you go. And it goes without saying I'll miss your presence, and among other things the joy I get when I see a new thread from you popping on the screen. Its not gonna be the same being unable to relish reading all the good stuff you toss our way. But, in conclusion, I have to say also I'm gravely disappointed in you for making this hasty decision. You're not being fair to yourself or to us. Rick and Khan will drive right over this loss, maybe glancing back, but because they have an obligation to themselves and a destination to better their investment, as well as a goal for a more secure future, I applaud their fortitude You say you're a businessman. I accept the premise You're smart and adapt at making profitable decisions. But I don't think you're gonna step away from a plum deal simply because you have to brush over a few toe-tops to get there. Rick and company, just like us, must and should look out for themselves when survival is at stake. with due credit and full respect to Rick, my judgment speaks loud and clear that we should be damned grateful that he isn't closing the door in our collective faces . Somebody do something with this soapbox, please | |
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| 09-24-13 12:34pm - 4125 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Whew! That was some long-winded piece of work , Bro. Much obliged for that outstanding outlay of seasoned wisdom. We've all failed, but you might just be the guy to bate Khan into running for Office. You'd be perfect at taking on the task of being his stump. then it's onward to campaign manager .  Khan would have this Porn problem solved before you can chugalug a six pack. | |
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| 09-24-13 06:24am - 4125 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Well said Squirrel. And you've put it all together in your usual unarguable perspective. I'd consider it a great privilege to have you represent me the next time I have to make a court appearance. Thanks, 'ol buddy for the visit. always a treat havin' you drop by.  | |
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| 09-24-13 06:09am - 4125 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
And to PU's two stalwarts who've been an inspiration to me, and I hope to all who've benefited from their tenacious calling for opening up opportunities to get things started and maintained in our forum and reviews section. Their continuing hard work is paramount in making this site's marked achievements stand out and be recognized. For that and many other reasons brought forth -- please recognize among PU's finest the CAP'N. And liken-to a hydro-fuel injected dynamo and master computer key-stoker --may I present The inimitable man of PU's hour, CyberToad.  | |
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| 09-24-13 04:56am - 4125 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
They say a picture is worth a thousand words ..... Well Big Ed, you've just painted us a vivid portrait resolute of "porn Armageddon." I think its only befitting, while Ed is still with us, that a few words on his behalf be said in honor of the monumental contribution he's made to us and this site: To wit: Ever since I came on board here at PU, ED, I recall somewhere during that interim having discovered your presence, more importantly was the fact you were a webmaster, and even more surprising is you're the only one to my knowledge who holds that title who's stuck with us up to this day. And that's just the beginning. Apart from insightful industry behavior you've shared with us, which in itself has been an educational smorgasbord in the territory of porn related matters, especially as it has to do with our welfare -- all of which are gifts too voluminous to even begin to mention. And the most extraordinary memories I have about this man, that for all practical purposes transcends believability , is the fact that not once have I saw evidence bordering on even a Nano-fraction of a hint of him promoting his websites on PU's domain. Tis a long-dwelling stroke of good fortune accorded this site that we've had him on our turf. May for the grace of all that compensates the good-of-man ..... that OUR ED survives this apparent economic curse that's seemingly approaching this industry. | |
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