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| 03-25-09 10:17pm - 5751 days | #14 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I think they are called graphical passwords, but in my experience it is just a fancy way of saying "pain in the ass" because we are somehow at fault for being paying customers and having less than perfect eyesight. They are like all those irritatingly stern FBI and Interpol warnings you have to sit through on DVDs, as if you are presumed guilty and your only intention is to pirate it. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Mar 25, 2009, 10:29pm | |
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| 03-25-09 10:12pm - 5751 days | #13 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
LOL. Great rant, and you are probably right. The problem is Microsoft scares you by using bright red blinking icons if you don't have any anti-virus software installed, plus if there are people out there smart enough to "secure" your computer, then there probably are people who are just as smart who want to hack it or worse -- you just can't win. It's a part of modern life: junk mail companies wasting time and paper to fill your mailbox with bullshit, and assholes on TV trying to sell poorly made disposable products like blankets and super-absorbent towels. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-25-09 09:14pm - 5751 days | #33 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I remember that; Disney later rebroadcast a lot of Faerie Tale Theater, and I remember them as being pretty good, especially since they do not have musical numbers like nearly every Disney animated film has. In fact, I remember a disturbing one with Robin Williams as the prince who is turned into a frog. I remember it being a pretty weird costume (and he still might have been on drugs then). One of my favorite Disney films is probably "Toy Story 2," though the first one is quite good as well. I also like "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" even though it is a musical. I think I let animation pass with musical numbers, but if it is live I generally cannot stand it. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Mar 25, 2009, 09:25pm | |
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| 03-24-09 11:35pm - 5752 days | #3 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Quality Someone once said -- and I think it was Stalin -- that quantity has a quality of its own. I am pretty sure he was talking about World War II and not porn, but he had a point. In porn, quantity can be a great deal, offer lots of choice, and sometimes even cater to more than just one twisted taste or fantasy. Unfortunately, I am too often underwhelmed by the quality of a site's quantity; a lack of good variety, too much repetitiveness and formula, unattractive and unhappy girls, poorly captured content, etc. You mentioned Met Art, who, unless I am mistaken (current/former members please correct me if I am), archive their content, and therefore really seem to offer quite a deal on quantity. But personally I would not want to look at hundreds of models in softcore only, so I would consider their quantity a bad thing. A better example might be VideoBox: low price, with thousands of videos from which to choose, and quite a few niches too, but nothing that ever really stands out. Some of my favorite studios are not offered there, plus it is almost entirely American, and a lot of the content felt just repetitive and even cliche. To me they are kind of like a big chain bookstore that only offers recently published mainstream books at great prices; yeah, there is some good deals, but most of it comes off as bland and homogeneous. That being said, there is a minimum level of quantity that can make or break a site. What that level is varies greatly from person to person, and even from niche to niche, especially with some of the crazier, far-from-mainstream stuff now available. I think there are those that are willing to forgive a site's relatively small size (much like a loved one would ;) ) if it makes up for it, and even surpasses it, in the quality department. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Mar 24, 2009, 11:39pm | |
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| 03-23-09 09:58pm - 5753 days | #5 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Lol. It's been a while since I heard someone defend our system of measurement, and probably the first time at this forum -- despite the fact that most of what we talk about here is porn and sex... And I'm still trying to figure out what the hell a peck is! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-23-09 09:11pm - 5753 days | #20 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I prefer "ST II: The Wrath of Khan" -- it's Shatner at is best (or possibly worst, depending on your point of view), plus the story is pretty interesting; I have always thought it was pretty smart to bring back a character from the original series and its plot continues through III and IV. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-23-09 03:15pm - 5753 days | #14 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
War: It is a toss up between "Apocalypse Now" and "Platoon." They are very different so I just choose both. Comedy: I am pretty picky here, as I can't stand most of today's comedies. I like a lot of Chaplin films, particularly "The Great Dictator" and "Modern Times." Also, Mel Brooks' work can be very hilarious. Favorites: "Young Frankenstein" and "Silent Movie." Oh, and "Dr. Strangelove." Western: Yeah, Clint Eastwood is probably my favorite here too, as well as "The Magnificent Seven." Sci-Fi/Fantasy: "2001: A Space Odyssey" and the first three "Star Wars," though I think there is more than a world of difference between Lucas and Kubrick. Action/Adventure: "Jaws" is easily my top pick, as well as the first two "Terminator" films, plus the first three "Indiana Jones" movies. "Heat," and the first and third "Die Hard" movies are all good too. Drama: If David Lynch counts here, then "Blue Velvet" and "Lost Highway" are notable, though they might be more thrillers than dramas, plus Martin Scorsese's "Taxi Driver" and "Goodfellas." Suspense Thriller: Alfred Hitchcock hands down. It is going to take me a while to think of anyone else. Classics: Humphrey Bogart's films are entertaining; "Casablanca," and "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" are probably my favorites. Also, Hitchcock's work is nearly all classics too. Horror: I like brains over blood since it requires filmmakers to be creative rather than just lazy, so "The Silence of the Lambs" is my favorite. I also like "The Shining." "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-23-09 02:40pm - 5753 days | #7 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Most of what I have seen of Zuzana has been where she is shaved, but occasionally she appears with a bush, and I have seen her in a couple of hardcore b/g scenes. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-19-09 07:55pm - 5757 days | #2 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
That's pretty cool, though maybe it means Playboy will one day be relegated to the history books and not the magazine rack. I do think they are a part of American history -- though I am not sure if that is a good or bad thing. It is pretty interesting to look through some old issues, but they do look quite quaint and dated to say the least! I cannot remember if Playboy was when I saw my first nudes, though I remember seeing my first Playboy around the time of the Jenny McCarthy era (1993 or '94). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-19-09 07:41pm - 5757 days | #41 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I thought so too, but "civilized and open" doesn't necessarily mean egalitarian and free. You could probably even argue that China is civilized and open, as long as you look at them from the right angles. Hell, I would argue that the U.S. is not the freest country on earth because of various laws at state level, and just by the existence of the FCC at the federal level, not to mention the activities of any number of government agencies, including the FBI, ATF, etc. The problem is how much freedom people are willing to abandon in exchange for things such as "security," "morality," "decency," (or at least vague promises of such things). But often freedom is simply taken away with no real return to the people, just an allusion of a "better" society. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-19-09 07:24pm - 5757 days | #6 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I don't have any experience with Bonjela or Altoids, though my advice would be to just "go natural" -- no drugs or tricks. I always question the need for something in sex that can releive pain; that is, why do you need to make a part of your body numb, or simply not feel any pain, to enjoy the experience? I am not into BDSM or anything, but I would think that pain would be a way for your body to tell you not to do something because it is hurting you. Like those anal lubes that are also numbing, it sounds like a bad idea. I admire someone who is sweet enough to actually want to drive a partner crazy, but not at the expense of his or her own pleasure or comfort. Like pat362 said above, ask him what he wants, not what you think he wants, and then he could really be pleased (assuming he is not afraid to be honest with you), and you would not have to use any useless trick. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-19-09 03:01pm - 5757 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I am definitely a fan of the shaved look, but every so often I will see a hot girl with a hot little patch -- but even then it is barely more than just a patch. My question was does anyone have any favorite models who are trimmed, that is not shaved bare? I don't mean the "hairier than thou" natural look that seems to have been reduced to a fetish, but the nicely trimmed look. Off the top of my head I can only think of Flower Tucci, but I think she is not performing anymore, plus she frequently had a thick bush that was more about shape than thinness. I know there are plenty of girls who seem to be half and half; that is, half the time they are shaved, the other half they have a bush of varying shape and size. I was more curious about the always trimmed ones, if any even exist. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-19-09 01:56pm - 5757 days | #4 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I am afraid that is how a lot of porn strives to portray the blowjob -- a noisy, messy slop-fest of tears, gagging, and lack of true passion. These spit contests of degradation are fun to watch occasionally but they generally seem to take away from the scene and make the cumshot (assuming there is one) look weak and small. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-19-09 01:50pm - 5757 days | #7 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I have never gotten a free membership (though I certainly would not mind it!), but then again I don't join a lot of sites, and I have never exactly been blinded by my excitment after having joined a site either. The site I have given my highest score to (a lofty 97 to ALSScan) has since made some changes that I don't like, and whenever I re-review it I will almost certainly give them a lower score. I have even e-mailed the webmaster my thoughts, so I don't think I will ever get anything free from them, but I would never let that determine a review or score. But if I ever was given a free membership I would think it would be fair to post a comment about on the site's PU page or in the review itself, or even go so far as to delete the review. So far, you are on the only one here at PU to even review the site -- and that was May of last year -- so I would leave it, but if you had gotten the freebie prior to your review I would definitely make a note of it somewhere. Nobody can be purely objective anyway, but getting something for free always makes it seem that much nicer, especially if that something is access to a smoking porn site. Even when we get things like our PU discounts, we should still note the normally high or low price in the review. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-13-09 03:06pm - 5763 days | #6 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
What I have seen and remember of Mike' Apartment was decent editing, but I was never a fan of the setup, and how it never seemed to change. I have yet to see any of Suze.net though. I am afraid you are right about tastes, because it some cases the no-editing approach is safer than the MTV/bad trip style of overediting that some people have done. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-13-09 02:35pm - 5763 days | #19 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hooray! Toadsith is back! I'm afraid you missed most of the week's headache surrounding a certain site's fake reviews. Anyways, I definitely agree there are some fine non-English films, and their subtitles are never distracting. In fact I can't stand it when they dub over the original dialogue using English speaking actors' -- it can nearly ruin a film, with the possible exception of comedies. I don't think I have ever seen any dubbed porn, though the broken English some actors speak is bad enough. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-13-09 02:27pm - 5763 days | #4 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I think sometimes there is either not enough or too much in photos -- you know, the curse of Photoshop. But that is more of a special effect that editing, but it would be nice if some sites did a little cropping at least. As far as videos go, I am really more for making the viewer forget about the crew, or at least the cameraman, rather than simply watching a cut-to-the chase video. I agree that some definitely do not want this, but there are already more than enough choices in terms of the unedited video. Oh, and by "nonlinear" I was talking about the type of editing, not the type of storyline. By nonlinear I just meant the ability to work with footage in a nondestructive way (footage that never has to literally be cut), because everything -- at least in the porn world -- is digital. I am sure everything is digitized from the beginning anyway, it is just an easy and relatively cheap way of managing the footage. I guess I was being kind of redundant, since I can't remember the last time I saw porn that was actually filmed instead of being taped. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-13-09 11:10am - 5763 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Watching a few videos recently made me realize something: that editing is very much a lost art in much of modern day porn, particularly American. I don't know if it is the rush to shoot and upload/release as much material as possible, or maybe a feeling that viewers don't want a lot of cuts in their videos, but editing seems to be out of style. Editing can actually serve some purpose, even in porn: Tell a story: Yes, the girl is naked, and she is very horny, but editing can add to the story, especially when it's "I just happened to have my camera and..." It is a fantasy, but it is not created solely within the act or the setting, but in how the video is put together. Increase or change the pace: I cannot remember the amount of times I have been bored by videos that seemed so promising, and only a few minutes long, but were just so sloooow. In glamour, striptease, and solo content this can work, but it seems to frequently not. A few minor edits can really inject the pacing with some energy, or at least... Make the video shorter: Please, no more 20 - 30 minute takes! This comes off as incredibly amateur, no matter how high-def, well lit, or hot the models are. Cut out all the extra angle changing, model repositioning, ass scratching, toy and girl relubing, and just leave the meat of the action. Most behind the scenes could probably keep all this junk, but the normal videos need it cut out. I know I am ranting and asking a lot here, but I would love to see porn return to a form of perverted storytelling, not just a free-for-all presentation of raw footage. With the availability, and relative affordability, of video editing software out there today, nonlinear editing should be within a lot of studios' and sites' reach. At the very least, this could make for some very creative and memorable videos, a welcome change from the wham-bam-repeat formula seen too often today. Okay, I have said a lot, but am I crazy and just haven't seen a lot of well edited work? Or are there members here who would like to see this begin to change too? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-12-09 08:47pm - 5764 days | #9 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I would say go after the user(s), not the site, if we or PU were to go after anyone. For now, we don't seem to know if it is the site that is directly responsible for all this bullshit, but just posting a bunch of our own fake reviews with low scores would not help things. I like the way Khan and the rest of the staff have it set up now -- no reviews allowed and the 'Official Notice' comment to warn potential customers/reviewers. Maybe this will even teach other sites who are even thinking of doing this to think otherwise. I checked out the previews on the site too (Bastards! All this fuss probably is giving them a little more traffic), but from what I could gather, "Kim" isn't even a real shemale. Instead, it just looks like some crossdressing-anal site. I really don't want to prejudge too much, or offend genuine trannies and their fans, but it just doesn't look like it has much to offer. I would recommend to GCode to not join, because you could just be falling into a trap laid by all these phony reviews. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-12-09 12:55pm - 5764 days | #38 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
To me the Internet is like a big wall of a public building with some graffiti on it. Pretty much anyone can see it, some better than others, and no matter how hard people try that damned graffiti will always be there. Of course there will always be people complaining that the graffiti itself is the problem, and they will spend money and time to try and get rid of it, but it will still be there. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-09-09 01:26pm - 5767 days | #19 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Yeah, I think "common" was what I was going for there. There definitely are a lot of American accents that I don't find particularly attractive, especially having lived in the U.S. nearly my entire life. My least favorite is a Boston accent (no offense to anyone from Boston). I remember seeing a beautiful girl on a site a few years back who said she was from Boston, then I heard her on a video...I was not too pleased. I really didn't think someone's voice would matter that much, but I was wrong -- very wrong. I actually prefer a lot of accents spoken by people whose native language is not English, particularly Scandinavia and western Europe. Their English all too often has better grammar than ours in the U.S. There are a lot of sexy accents from English speaking countries too, including the U.S., the UK, and Australia. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-09-09 01:08pm - 5767 days | #12 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Don't get me started on Facebook -- the very opposite end of the private spectrum of the Internet. I understand the web is not really as private as we would all like to think, but Facebook's default "privacy" settings are a joke; they try to link and/or make public as much information as possible depending on how much you put up on your profile page. It's network is so social it would make Stalin smile. I understand people use it to connect and make or find friends, but I doubt they want to publicly share as much information as Facebook would like them to. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-09-09 11:15am - 5767 days | #17 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I still get thrown off by how some regions say "pop" instead of soda, because it makes me think of crappy music, not something to drink. There are a lot of sexy accents in British porn, but I am not too turned on by the more "street" sounding accents (TheSquirrel may have to correct me on this, but I am trying to say the opposite of a public school accent). I have seen quite a few beautiful British girls in videos only to hear their accent and be reminded of Bert, the chimney sweep, from "Mary Poppins"! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-09-09 11:01am - 5767 days | #7 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I have joined Explicite Art and they use subtitles (almost all the girls are French). I would use their content as a near perfect example of how to use subtitles in porn; they are controlled, restrained, and only really used to explain and introduce some models, mostly in a behind-the-scenes manner. So, no subtitles for the "Oh god!" or "Ooo yeah!" moments, but an occasional question from a photographer during a photoshoot or a funny comment at the end of a scene. The only problems are a few spelling and grammatical (at least American English spelling and grammar) mistakes, but they are not too distracting. In JustThy's case, I would only use them for introductions because those are for getting to know a little about a model, and simply having them speak in Spanish (or whatever their native tongue is) for an English speaking audience would defeat the purpose. I have heard some memorably funny lines over the years (though I doubt a script was ever involved), but the vast majority of dialogue is nonsense porn speak, and watching porn from other countries can be a relief when you cannot understand them, especially if the language just sounds naturally beautiful (like a lot of French and Spanish does). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-08-09 04:34pm - 5768 days | #10 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
It's bullshit all the info an employer demands if you are applying for a job, or especially after you have already been hired. Problem is that Americans' lives are heavily centered around their jobs -- it is their life, and damn near everything else comes second without hesitation. We also rely on them for healthcare and retirement plans so dearly that when employers ask for private information ("private" only in the sense that they don't know it yet, not whether it is any of their business) all we can do is give it to them or start looking for a new job. Well, enough ranting...the internet is all about communication and there are always going to be one greedy asshole stealing info for every honest person not stealing it. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-07-09 12:17pm - 5769 days | #7 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
As Drooler mentioned above, there are quite a few British sites, and, yes, SimonScans is probably near the top, but it still is a very toy-focused site, though a high quality one. Personally, I have begun prefer the British European models (if they consider themselves European) over the tidal wave of Eastern European girls on nearly every site today, so a really good British site would be very welcome. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-06-09 04:16pm - 5770 days | #17 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Samsung has a new device called the MBP200 Pico Projector. It's not a cell phone, but more of a portable media player, like a video iPod, that can also project an image up to 50 inches (I'm not sure how it's measured, but that's bigger than most desktop monitors). It is still a prototype, and seems to be designed more for business and education types, rather than traveling perverts, but it is a cool concept. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-27-09 06:25pm - 5777 days | #7 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I don't think German Goo Girls is that strange, at least not anymore. The first time I saw one I was impressed and entertained, but you soon get the idea of what they go for in terms of content. Like a lot of bukkake, the guys' "costumes" can be the weirdest part. These dudes don't mind choking, fucking, and finally pissing on a girl on camera, but they have their pride, so they end up wearing some really weird masks so their spouses or employers don't find out. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-27-09 06:17pm - 5777 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I don't think most guys are into these facials either...even if it is a hot female beautician giving them. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-26-09 09:29pm - 5778 days | #14 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Many thanks to Wittyguy for bringing back such a hilarious avatar! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-26-09 09:28pm - 5778 days | #13 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Careful, the rich and powerful love low-to-no taxes because they can maintain their own social safety net without "big government" interfering. Problem is, people may love their country, but not those citizens who cannot seem to earn at least a six or seven figure salary. It really seems to stink of bullshit when politicians speak of small government, especially considering they are a part of the very government they condemn. Like an oil company telling us to drive fuel efficient cars so we don't buy so much gas -- yeah, right! I am really concerned with quality, not quantity. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-26-09 11:48am - 5778 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hate it when these sites require early notice to cancel -- a legitimate and easy way to keep people as members if they are not aware of the last day to cancel. Instant access, with at least a week's notice to cancel! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-26-09 11:42am - 5778 days | #7 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Badandy400 mentioned SATA being faster than USB, but FireWire is usually faster also, even though USB 2.0 is theoretically capable of higher speeds. At the very least, most devices have a USB port even if they are sold touting their faster connections. The only problem would be external hard drives with multiple connections tend to be pricier, as are the cables (though they usually come packaged with the drive), and USB is a more universal, if slower, interface. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-25-09 07:29pm - 5779 days | #19 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
No offense to the staff or exotics4me, but how do you think they would get anything done if Eve was working here? It would probably increase membership dramatically though! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-25-09 07:21pm - 5779 days | #15 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I think there might be a way to watch movies on a PSP using a big MemoryStick, but I could be wrong. I remember you can view certain image files as well as .mp3s. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-25-09 07:10pm - 5779 days | #3 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
My favorite, ALSscan, has very few fake breasts, though a lot of their girls are amateur, or they used to be anyway, so fake breasts are not as common. ALSAngels is more suspect just because every girl there has ample inches on her chest. As far as tattoos, it seems to be a 1:1, maybe even 3:2, just because they are so trendy now, and practically every girl has to have the same butterfly, heart, or Asian lettering on her ankle or back. I assume you would never even consider joining Suicide Girls? What I have seen of them, they are very beautiful models, but every single one has too many tattoos and piercings (though not so many implants, if any at all), and it is quite soft, almost borderline, porn. I prefer when it is the rare girl who has a tattoo or two, but now it is so rare to find one who has none. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-25-09 06:41pm - 5779 days | #9 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
You know Squirrel, it sucks, but you're right; the ruling class will always be the ruling class, no matter what they look like. This whole obsession with Obama's race, family, background, shoe size, etc. is just more hot air to distract us from the fact that he really is not that much different from any of the others that are in charge. Yes, it's nice that there are more equal opportunities in politics, but to think that being a certain race or gender makes them better or smarter than anyone else is just as racist or sexist. By the way, is this why your name is TheSquirrel? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-25-09 06:25pm - 5779 days | #13 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I am surprised at what people will, and will not, pay for today. For example: bottled water. I am really lost as to the whole modern water-and-hydration trend today. If I am genuinely thirsty, I drink water, but only that cheap tap shit that people seem to be so afraid of. I just don't haul it around as if my life depended on it, and I have yet to die of thirst. But when it comes to not paying for stuff the list is quite large: newspapers, music, movies, and, yes, even good ol' porn. If there is one thing I have learned from this site, it is that quality porn, as with everything else in life, is most definitely not free. I sure wish it was, but knowing where I will get the most bang for my buck at least makes me feel a little better when I do spend my money. I realize there are people working behind everything we enjoy, and just taking it all for nothing fucks them over pretty thoroughly. Okay, back to the whole sex-on-a-cell idea; why pay for so little? I don't want to see "Lawrence of Arabia" on cell, or even the most nasty cookie-cutter gonzo filth -- it's just not an ideal format. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-23-09 07:20pm - 5781 days | #34 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
This case was actually decided in Connecticut, but it is pretty much as you described it. Hmm...seems like a possible future way to legally get rid of a legitimate porn company (that is, one that does not deal in underage content) by putting them out of business through a large fine, or making them cut costs so much they eventually do go out of business, simply because they possess something that is "obscene" (don't even know what that means anymore) in a certain district. In this case it was most definitely child porn, but the guy did not make it, he possessed it. Yes, he's a criminal, but not for the crime he actually committed, but what someone else did. Too much of our criminal justice system seems to work by hooking defendants with the serious crimes they actually commit, but then reeling them in with trumped up charges on what should be lesser offenses, or none at all, as in this case. The judge in the case claims "we're are dealing with a frontier here." I am really uneasy with that statement and where this could lead;say, imposing an enormous fine on a company for legally producing content in one state only to have another state declare it "obscene" and then prosecute/persecute. This whole case has the bullshit whiff of the whole reparations movement, but at a much faster pace. Don't charge the guy who actually made the material for making it, but the guy who bought it. At this rate, we will soon all owe someone money because some judge or prosecutor decides that what we do collectively victimizes all women, and therefore we are all guilty. This also kind of reminds me of the Max Hardcore case because it seems people are so hellbent on a conviction they virtually invent a charge with which to prosecute. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-19-09 02:59pm - 5785 days | #2 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Great decision Khan, and the rest of the PU Staff! These anonymous, no-comment NO ratings hurt some good members here, especially when all they wanted was a simple explanation for the rating and none was given. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-18-09 03:40pm - 5786 days | #17 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I really don't mind porn stars dressing like porn stars because, well, that is what they are! I like a girl's manner of dress to reflect who she is, thus a "business" look (and I don't mean the porn business) is not something I would want, or even expect, a girl who is actually in porn to wear. It is a sort of lying through dress -- people should wear whatever makes them comfortable, but without trying to be a different person. This is why I never really understand the slutty look that some girls go for today. Yes, they are rebelling/"taking hold" of their sexuality/whatever, but if that's not what they are (and, unfortunately, most are definitely not), then it is more than just a little deceptive and really an elaborate costume. Like others have said, it is an identity, and in a way also a uniform. Porn just isn't like real life (damn!) so their appearance shouldn't be either. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-18-09 03:12pm - 5786 days | #7 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Yes, as TheSquirrel said above, it is all about what the camera can see, and there is not much to see in missionary. It seems like something you see more in softcore or an R-rated film because it is a way to show sex without offending the delicate and sensitive audiences by showing the genitals (though if you like butts, you can at least see those). I would argue that there is at least some intimacy in all positions, though most may not be as emotionally intimate as this one, especially since the two are face to face and parallel to each other. Anybody ever seen a video where the actors are so indifferent to each other that they never even make eye contact? It may not ruin a scene, but it doesn't make it any hotter. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-16-09 06:52am - 5788 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
"The Best Anal Creampie Site of the Year" -- that has a nice ring to it! Sure beats the same old lines about Hollywood films and their various awards and nominations. Seriously though, I think reviews should accurately reflect the reviewer as much as what he or she is reviewing. Don't expect high marks on a lesbo site if the reviewer is not into that, but don't be surprised at enthusiastic cheers from, say, a butt fan about a site with a lot of ass either (cheers for cheeks?). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-16-09 06:44am - 5788 days | #26 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I think this used to be the case, but now tattoos are trendy and boring, especially among the younger generations, including "mine." Seeing more women in porn with lots of ink is just a reflection of the generational culture, not necessarily just women who are looking to get out of the business. Personally, I don't find women with lots of tattoos especially attractive, at least not anymore than those with none, and my problem with the little ones is that they are almost all identical; a small butterfly/flower/Chinese lettering (as if most Americans could read it) on the ankle/wrist/shoulder. Now it's the rare girl who has not had anything put into her body or even has a hint of pubic hair. Wonder if there is a no tattoos/no implants site? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-14-09 12:47pm - 5790 days | #10 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
That's what I was thinking, and it seems the only practical way to watch videos from a cell phone, though you would probably have to plug in the charger since a running projector is not exactly a low power device. As far as sound goes, I would think headphones or small portable speakers are the only option. I am sure the idea of the first car/horseless carriage, televisions, PCs, etc. all sounded kind of crazy and pointless, but adapting them to everyday life was what made them so common. Personally, I think the idea of the all-in-one cell phone/organizer/ray gun is still kind of dumb; there can be some serious problems with relying on a single device do nearly everything. TVs and any monitor bigger than a sheet of paper is still better for viewing, any decent point and shoot camera is still way ahead of a phone camera, and I still prefer to read books printed on paper, or, as a last resort, on a decently sized and lit screen. I think cell phone porn may eventually fill an in-between, personal convenience gap that laptops and portable DVD players cannot. It can be for a plane or train ride, or just when you feel liking passing a few minutes of boredom, but not primary viewing in private. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-13-09 11:11am - 5791 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I miss 2. Mr. Porn; I remember he had a very nonchalant look coupled with the Popeye arm and it always made me laugh. I think most guys can identify with it pretty easily. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-13-09 11:02am - 5791 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
It is all a scam, just like every other holiday. If you have found that certain someone who you love and with whom you can share life then every day should be special, not just one or two times out of the year. In your case badandy400, I would not miss tomorrow! Think of it as a two-for-one special, so it is both "important" dates at once. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-13-09 12:27am - 5791 days | #3 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
How is it people love big monitors, big screens, but still love so-tiny-it-hurts-to-watch cell phones? I still say "cell phones" not just "cells" because I still think their primary purpose should be voice communication (gasp!) not a bunch of crappy apps. (Notice how crappy "app" really is.) I still cannot get over Apple's 2006 release of the video iPod, not because the technology escapes me, but the purpose; who really enjoys watching anything at length on a screen that small? A cell phone of practical size cannot be much bigger, at least not without becoming some sort of fold-out device like a big road map. A screen is practical as a touch device, but as a viewing device for video or web surfing it is just ridiculous. Maybe in the future we will all just put in some sort of contact lens screen in one eye, buds in our ears, and the charging cable up our asses because it's the newest, coolest way to "talk." "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-12-09 08:04pm - 5792 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
"I dinna cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig. But I'll cry now." -- Groundskeeper Willie, The Simpsons, "I Love Lisa" episode "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-12-09 07:53pm - 5792 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I think the series was actually called "Pink Eye" but the premise was just as you described it: the girls' eyelids would be held open (usually by the guy about to fire off a round) and she would just have to take it... I cannot say I am a fan of that, or even most cumshots in general. They are too forced, either by the guy working himself at a blinding pace, or the girl target on the receiving end. I find it kind of disappointing, not to mention disrespectful, when the girl is squinting, or her eyes are just shut tight because she is not really into the theory that there is some sort of universal pleasure in having a guy's fluids all over her face. If, on the other hand, the girl is really into it, eyes and mouth wide open, smiling, impatiently horny, then it can be pretty good, and the mechanics and physics of the guy's shot don't really matter. I have seen quite a few "weak" loads where the girl was still really into it and it made for an entertaining scene. Then there are Peter North-like blasts that arc halfway across a set while the guy struggles to stand but the girl is anything but happy or lovin' it, and it can end up being a real downer. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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