Even YOU know that some of those muthaphuckas do crack before they do porn... THAT'S WHY PORN IS ALL FUCKED UP!!!
We have biased porn, disgusting porn, crackhead porn!!! What the phuck, man!!! Ey, did you know that some of these producers are old fart, disgusting perverted men?!!! I mean we are all perverts, but most of us aren't to the extreme!!!
And people actually find that shit astounding!! Every weekend, when I rent my 8 to 10 porn DVDs, I try my absolute best to avoid encountering that shit!! I mean, the DVD cover looks good and attractive, you see some really hot babes that you mainly want to see stand up naked for the camera and yearn for that shit!! But when you get home, IT'S A WHOLE NOTHA BALL GAME!!
You're right about Amy Reid. It took me some time to get used to her face, but now when I see she's an update somewhere I get excited and I wouldn't want to miss seeing her face, just the way it is, any more than the rest of her.
The face is probably the most important thing about a woman. I can't enjoy seeing a girl with a great ass but a homely face, or a nicely structured face but a bad attitude.
A nice face and a decent ass, on the other hand, are fine. Helen/Larissa/Natasha is a good example. She's not a total body and face knockout like Marina/Euphrat, but she's highly photogenic. What she does with her eyes and mouth are very enticing.
It is different when they insist on blowing your mind. But for a gorgeous ass woman like that to threaten me to fuck her or lose my job, if she ain't got no VD... NO PROBLEM BOSS, I AM ON IT!! :D
Nautica Thorn is too damn hot!!! Perhaps I need to hit her up and ask her how come women like to receive facials!! :)
"It used to crack me up when I was a member of Kate's Playground - if a member criticized Spunky, the webmaster/photog, for blurry photos in a set, both Spunky and Kate would say, 'Hey, we're amateurs!'"
Or you get something like, "This is ART, you nasty little philistine."
Both of these sorry excuses for blurriness crack me up. But there's a good response to them: "I seem to have momentarily forgotten my credit card number."
I PHUCKIN' FEEL YOU ON THAT SHIT, MAN!! I want to use Alexis Love as an example...
THIS IS AN EXTREMELY PRETTY, SLENDER, SEXY, HALF PHILLIPINA, HALF LATIN WOMAN... AND SKINNY AS PHUCK!!!!! This girl is so pretty that she makes me want to cry sometimes... YEAH I SAID IT, SO WHAT!!!She has a set of boobs that just make me want to grab 'em!! For her body weight and shape, she has a nice little ass that I WOULD NOT MIND blowing my lid all over while she lays flat on her cute little tummy!! I mean this girl is skinny and looks so phucking young and pretty that I know that if you had sex with this girl, you would feel some pussy walls for real, man!!
What I don't get is this... How could a man phuck this girl, Alexis Love, and STILL HAVE TO BEAT THE PHUCKING SHIT OUT OF HIS DICK TO CUM ON HER FACE!! I AM SORRY FELLAS, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING GAY IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE BUSTING A REAL FAT PHUCKING NUT WHILE POKING THIS CHICKS TWAT WITH YOUR DICK BECAUSE WHE IS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO PHUCKING GORGEOUS!! So what does that tell me?! It tells me that before these men do their session with these extreeeeeemely gorgeous women, they jack off and bust somewhere before they get on camera!! THIS IDEA RESULTS IN THE GUY HAVING TO BEAT HIS SHIT BEFORE HE BUSTS WHILE HE IS ON CAMERA!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!! I want to see how hard these guys actually nut after fucking these gorgeous ass woman because that is natural!! THAT DISPLAYS THE TRUE POWER OF THE WOMAN THAT THESE MALE CHEAUVINIST MUTHAPHUCKAS REFUSE TO DISPLAY ON PORN CAMERA!!
My appologies my fellow men, but some men can suck ass sometimes, really!!! It's because they don't want to humble themselves sometimes!!
If you click on the words, "Announced yesterday" you'll go to the announcement w/ more details. Note the change was in TBP listings, not PornUser listings.
You're right, you did make that clear enough. I wound up interpreting it as a "implied" message that it would be better if other reviewers waited at least a month. Well, that's my fault for laying that interpretation on it. Sorry about that.
And that definitely, since the reviews we write turn into pumpkins after one global orbit around the sun, it only follows that pumpkins don't qualify as newly dated reviews! (I read through that whole discussion about ALS Scan before coming back to reply now.)
Well, at least I know of ONE reviewer whose work I'll take with a measure of caution. ;)
What I'm about to say isn't intended to be taken personally, but I think I can give a "fair enough" review of a site even after having just joined.
We can only report on a site's history, whenever the time of the review may be. No matter what the time period is of my own subscription to one, there's no way of knowing absolutely for sure whether it will improve, get worse, or stay pretty much the same, during my subscription time or after it, as I see it myself.
So what's "fair" is fair at whatever time I write the review. There's no way that I can reliably choose a time that's going to be fairer than any other time.
I think you mean that your experience of a site during a subscription period may change the longer you are with it, and I can't argue with that. And when you write the review, you can feel more certainty that you are giving a richer account of your experience of it.
The trouble is, it is your experience, and not someone else's. So what I conclude is that no matter what any reviewer does to ensure that a review is "fair" in terms of choosing a time to write it -- unavoidably, in terms of their own experience -- there's no way of knowing whether it's going matter in the minds of other subscribers.
I agree about DDF in the "Hall Of Fame". I once had a problem with one of their sites that took a few days to correct, and they gave me a free month membership to the DDF site of my choice!
I wish that one of the General Entertainment webmasters on this site would respond to reviews and comments. I have seen one respond about Lora Craft's site, but there are 4 registered on here. Which makes me wonder if it is the same customer service staff for each site. I've heard different things about Eve's site from other members, including ones that say she has never responded to their comments or emails, I've wrote to her 3 times on her email account, she replies, sometimes it takes awhile, but I'm sure it is her. Her English isn't as good as their staff's. I've never had to use Mya's staff support much. I know all of the sites must be on the same server. Right now, Mya, Eve, Lora and Balkan Amateurs are all down. Eve's had that sign-in problem a few months ago, you would sign in, but nothing would happen, eventually giving you a blank white screen.
Seeing that they have 4 sites and 4 webmasters listed on here, I'm betting they have separate staffs, but I will send a reply to the last one and mention Mya's site to see if they will check the mail. I think the biggest problem staff are having these days is they don't communicate with the members. Like with 21st Sextury being hacked, they sent all emails to all members explaining. I don't know if the GE sites are having that problem, but my understanding is it just some kind of maintanence right now. Notice that I'm not a member on Mya's site anymore or Lora's. Eve being my favorite and having a prepaid membership, I have to ride it out.
Everything that I can see says the General Entertainment also owns Only3x and Maria Beluccis site, they may deny that, but they were advertising for Eve's site on Only3x, which I have trouble believing a site would do if there was no connection. I will let you know if I get a response back.
Hey, I just use the regular email form on the site. One thing that might make a difference, that I just thought about is that I am a prepaid 6 month at a time member. I don't know if that gives better service or not. I did get an email earlier that said the site may be down for a day or two so they can get all the updates up that they missed. If you are on Eve's site, several of the newer video clips do not forward in WMV, you have to watch all the way through. So, it looks like they are going to have to go back and fix these things. If you are a member on Eve's and this lasts for any serious amount of time, send an email and ask if they will give you a few weeks free so you can get what you paid for. If they don't respond, I will take a shot and send one in and mention that I know a guy who is a member and who isn't getting his emails answered. Olga is a complete sweetheart, I mean she apologizes, explains, apologizes more, I really don't know how many staff members they have on each one or how many members they have on each one.
The forum was a bad idea in the first place. I think if members would have been nice and sensible, respectful, Eve would have been more active on hers. She is a very conservative woman off the camera. ATK Premium found that out when they kept asking her to show some skin in Hungary, in public. 90% of the posts say something about how they want Eve to marry them, suck, fuck, etc.. I would imagine that gets frustrating.
Thanks on the heads up on Anetta, I just checked their preview and that does look great!
I believe they went on vacation, no joke. They are known for doing this around Christmas as well. I remember late November last year, they hadn't updated Eve's site in nearly 3 weeks. They also weren't answering my emails. The reason I assume they are away when they don't answer is when the site is updating on time, if you send an email, they respond in a day or two. I've been on first name basis with one of their reps, Olga, for over a year now. She didn't respond to my recent email until yesterday, I sent it two weeks ago to tell them they were getting behind. This also is what I was told last year, sometimes they don't realize nothing was posted. I take it they use an automated uploader since Eve's site used to update right at midnight/EST everynight. You've probably seen the updates on Eve's that have a thumbnail but when you click it there are no options to download or view. They supposedly don't know when this happens. Who knows?
But I've noticed many top sites dropping lately. 21st Sextury has supposedly been hacked so their server is slow and sometimes won't let you sign in, I was downloading a pic set from P&V a few weeks ago at 51 kb/s, I have a 10M connection and can usually get an average of at least 900 kb/s. They were the dominant Euro group of sites, but now you hear a lot of complaints about them. Even Videobox has been down two times in the last week, they say it is maintanence, but I only download up in the AM hours, so that doesn't make it any better for me to know it is maintanence. The only sites I see delivering their promises these days are Twistys, 1byday, Babelicious and Xisty.
As for recommending a General Entertainment site, my review even mentioned that there will be lulls in the updates and the ability to even go on the sites. I still recommend them, because they always come back up and with 1 new update a day, it isn't hard for me to catch up. I do agree thought that it is frustrating.
Agreed, their reviews rarely give anymore information than the free tours do, but having the option of using their TGP gallery and the forum is a great one. I've used their TGP site along with Tiava's to find what sites have Eve content.
What you said here is right on the money -- just the way I see it.
I want the girls to look as natural as possible, so a bit of professionally done touching up is OK if it doesn't show much (especially to remove those red butt zits).
Hey, Eve's site was updated last night and caught back up. They did this same thing last year. I don't know if it is vacation time or what, but I too was getting frustrated. I'm starting to think that Eve is working too much. Look at these July stats for her. On her site alone 30 updates with her in them in 31 days, 2 sets on xisty pics and videos, a new full length feature for vivthomas, a set for cruising girls, a set for only3x and I believe a new met-art set was in July. That is 42-44 sets for July alone. I don't think many realized how many she had in July on her site, I've never seen so many updates of just Eve. Even this month, there are already 2 Lora Craft ones, so August already is guaranteed to have less Eve than July. I'm pretty sure thinking back that it was July/August last year when the first drop-off happened. Because I had cancelled Eve's membership in July, then came back in September and hadn't cancelled since then. Oh and that live support thing doesn't work. I've never seen anyone answer it.
PINK PANTHER, I kind of agree with you!! My thing is, if the girl has a alright face and an off the hook body... MAN... I'll try to offer her my phone number in a minute!! However, if a girl has the cutest face in the world, eyes and everything, and has small curves on her body, I'll still try to get at her!!
I understand what you're saying, particularly about consistency of updates and technical problem alerts. FYI, I've done reviews of sites as a "current member" for less than a month, but I've actually been a returning member, often several times. I read the membership status very literally, and what you said makes me think that maybe I shouldn't. Anyway, I avoid reviewing sites that I don't have a good familiarity with. (Don't want people complaining about my reviews.)
There are other factors, too, such as whether a site has been reviewed at all, or if it has a "stale" (e.g., over 1 year old) review in TBP. Then, even if I've been away for, say, 2-3 months, I might review a site so long as it keeps posting updates publicly. It's still going to be more up-to-date than other reviews, and at least PU members know that I'm not a current member. It's no different from the last "current member" review of site being 2-3 months old.
All that being said, I don't see a lot of care being put into the writing of the majority of the reviews here anyway, regardless of membership status. I get frustrated by "hi rez pics" and "updates often" and other statements that lack specifics.
Oh, well. Whattayagonna do? I've complained before about that, and I can't say it's done any good.
And we at least get some reviews that are very in-depth and might mention important things missed in a "toe-dipping" TBP review, as per the point you made on that.
Thumbs up for 1 by day, never got around to joining there but hope to one day. Have to admit i've never used VSX and when i go to join a site and that billing company pop up i always reach for the X in the top right corner.Your story there doesn't fill me with confidence about using them as many websites probably don't have such prompt customer support as DDF. I should add its not so much that i don't trust VXS its more that whenever i go to join a site expecting to pay 20 or 30 dollars when the biller is VXS that usually becomes 20 or 30 Euros.
i am from germany (as you can see in my profile :) )
the downloading is a mess. even if i download froam another computer and another connection the same sh... happens. in former times i was able to download with the dap files without interruption :(
You're right that it's a newbies dream come true. I'm a past member so there is much less stuff to download. I fear that this is the beginning of the end for them. I certainly won't ever rejoin these sites regardless of the price offered.
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Panther, I guess you missed where I said that there could be numerous reasons. Anyway, most reviews of 1byday, from major review sites were done in 2007. Long before they went to the 2 updates per day format. The only current reviews and comments that are public and easily viewed, by way of visiting TBP, are the PU ones. I'm looking at the list of "outside reviews" and only see two of the major sites (Freeones, Sir Rodney) that have reviewed 1byday over the last year, and I'm not for sure how seriously anyone takes Freeones reviews.
And you're right, the reason you give is a possibility, which is the reason I said there are numerous possibilities. I also know that last year, 1byday had a lull in new updates and it was because DDF was off filming, seems like it was around last spring. The one I gave is a possibility too. I remember 1byday changing their removal of archive right after several PUs complained about it.
As for you, please, get over whatever your problem is with me. This comment was not about me or my reply.
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