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| 01-26-12 06:41pm - 4714 days | #26 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
All the thoughtful accolades from the aforementioned accredited to you couldn't be more deserved, Sir Denner. Your contribution to this forum, reviews, and sage comments have been a great inspiration to me and undoubtedly touched most (if not all) who have had the privilege of sharing in what you've had to say. Onward to two-thousand. The winners are we who can look forward to tuning-in to your continued wit, intellect, newsworthy, and always interesting comments.  | |
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| 01-23-12 11:37pm - 4717 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Welcome.... glad to have you aboard. Stick-around and stay awhile..... you'll be glad you did. As for finding something about your inquiry, The best source I've had for years is a site called skinvideo. | |
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| 01-12-12 05:30pm - 4728 days | #51 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Snort semen.... Ah, now that's a new twist (twist, like in a twisted lust). The ultra-free-thinkers out there can gang-up and pound on me with their barbed-fuddy-duddy sticks all they want, but this geezer  see this as just a further insane innovation cooked up by aggressive porn-pushers as another instrument sating the depraved appetites of a select market of shock-seekers.Hell, whatever will bring in a buck! Of course, this is just my opinion. An opinion I doubt will get much company. | |
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| 01-07-12 12:54pm - 4734 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Capn, Pat, and of course Messmer.....your comments are , as always, welcomed and appreciated. And as usual, I couldn't agree with either of you more. I may've gone a tad over the top opening up on the these guys, but they make it simply so easy. Besides, they need a hot-foot once an a while. If this thread does anything at all to focus on the junk we're getting from some of these studios, then I figure I've made a scratch. PS.... sorry about this thread's dialogue clutter. When will I ever learn not to use my Microsoft word processor to pre-write for entries to this forum? | |
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| 01-07-12 12:45am - 4734 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Excellent thread, sir messmer. If I were to stress but a minute disenchantment to this great site, it would be my puzzlement over the appearance of a seemingly lopsided difference in the degree of popularity of the divided sections ... with the forum and polls foremost at the weaker ends. As I've mentioned, my appetite for pay sites are limited to too few to make me a candidate for most of the reward areas; and those I do join and subscribe to I promptly and happily present a review.... hence, overall, my somewhat disappointing standings in points and the trust ratings department. My main interest lies solidly in the forum, and its there I spend most of my energies. | |
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| 01-06-12 10:00pm - 4734 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
The cameras are ready to roll. Everybody's in place, The director is stationed, ready to give the “action” order. His two stars nervously awaiting their moment to prove their acting skills. The order is given: “Action please!” The MILF scene opens with what appears to be a bored Mom setting on her couch reading a book. Like most household-wives, she’s dressed normally: short skirt to the cheeks of her ass, panties exposed, and a pair over-nourished hooters seemingly struggling to escape the tight confines of bra cups the size of satellite dishes. A knock at the door! It’s one of her son’s school buddies. Although looking a tad older than his age, we accept the fact he’s a tender lad whose genes and growth-hormones simply got carried away. “Eh, hi. Mrs. Adams. Is Rick around?” Mom explains her son’s absence and invites the stubble-hair-faced teen inside -- where she promptly guides him to the sofa (strategically seating herself close enough for her pussy to begin snapping at the boy’s knees.) “You’re Jason, aren’t you", Mrs. Adams asks with a salacious smile. “Well, er, I mean yes I am, Mrs. Adams." "Say, Can you, like, tell Rick to call me. We’re meeting for soccer practice later.” “Just call me Pam. Needn’t be so formal", purrs Mom." "Just think of me as a friend. You know, like a girl you might be close to at school.” At this point Pam's hand is resting on Jason's knee. (If I were Jason’s age, by now my knees would be so shakin’ so violently I’d need a restrainer on the level of industrial strength duct tape.) Jason, however, gives a half-ass attempt to convince us of his innocence by at first reacting awkwardly, stumbling on words and somewhat retreating to the far side of the sofa. But as Pam becomes more aggressive -- Jason's confidence grabs a foothold. They kiss. Now, with Jason’s inhibitions orbiting the sun, his hand touching her thigh, inching its way to the soft, moist, cleave resting between her legs, Pam immediately begins her journey into a stentorian wale of erogenous pandemonium -- screaming as though she was being chased by The Texas chainsaw wielder. Boyish Jason, meanwhile, is suddenly employing a worldly love-making prowess akin to a sexual titan. (Pretty damned good for a high school teenager, I’d say. The kid learns fast.) Contrary to sane judgment, The idea of Rick coming through the door, or hubby unexpectedly coming home, seems furthermost from either of their minds. Pam's spastic cries of delight gains momentum, heightening even before Jason’s hand finds its marks. By the time Jason is atop Pam, pumping away, her squeals, pitched moans, Ahhhs, Oooohs, Owooos and oh yes’s are going non-stop. Decibel ratings approaches china-shattering levels. As the action intensifies, Pam's repeated oh-yeahs joins in to vocal volumes reaching nuclear proportions. Seismic waves begin appearing on the town’s Richter scale -- as neighbors are running through the streets in panic. Coast Guard goes on alert, as our president hovers at his red phone. There you have it.....maybe. I won’t even go into the ecstatic moments of Pam’s orgasm. But I think by now one gets my drift. Exaggerated? sure, but so’s the industry’s continuous apathy for not improving on the quality of their product. simply harken to some of the cow-pie we’re still getting from, and relentlessly being doled out to by our porn purveyors. We're underestimated and taken for granted my friends. Dammit! Just Give us purchases intellectuality befitting our place, ideally shaving down the idea we're falling for this crap. | |
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| 01-04-12 08:28pm - 4736 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Although I got lost in drooler's math dealing with a picture's 200 pickles.......eh, geeez, I think that was 200 pixels ??? anyway, I think considering his logic I'm gonna have to agree with him. However, I'd like to add here that I love thumbnails. But I find when I get too much calcium in my diet they tend to grow much faster.  , Drooler. I hope enough webmasters see it that maybe some action will ultimately develop that'll put them to work fixin' the problem.....if for nothing else than to save our eyesight. | |
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| 01-04-12 07:50pm - 4736 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
When the likes of Capn, Messmer, cybertoad, RearAdmiral, and the welcome growl of our venerable drooler responds to ones' message, then the writer knows he's struck oil. Thanks guys. And especially a hardy salute to t9chrome for jumping in here. I'd love to see more of his thoughts conveyed here in our forum. | |
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| 01-04-12 07:27pm - 4736 days | #11 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
much obliged, denner, for your helpful support. it assuredly had a lot to do with generating response and putting some life in my overall message. | |
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| 01-03-12 10:31pm - 4737 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You are soooo welcome, JB. And may I add the result is mutually rewarding... and I say this, I hope, on behalf of all here who have the pleasure of your interesting contributions. If there is a caveat, it would be defined as that we don't see more from you. | |
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| 01-03-12 09:58pm - 4737 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I'm not talkin' about sites featuring picture sets or those befitting the class of Met Art, or similar ones that furnish genuine erotic appeal, but what I'm referring to are still shots of youthful models simply striking a variety of poses, generally with the assistance of a chatty cameraman. The model isn’t really serious because she’s sniggling and making gestures throughout the whole shoot. This might go over well on Comedy Central but in my judgment has no place in porn as we know it. When verbal communication can be heard going on behind the camera, and/or the model is adlibbing with her own contrived witticisms, I don’t know about you but I’m getting about as much titillation as watching hens lay eggs. So why don’t I just flip to another channel? Just skip over it? Because in my mind its clutter and belongs in another medium. I’m tripping over the stuff all the time whilst surfing for something belonging to true, Porn-lovers voyeuristic tastes. Gals flirting with the camera and matching barbs with people on the set, whose apparent interest in those paying to see her perform to their liking lying somewhere in la-la land, just don’t get it for me.  | |
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| 12-31-11 07:40pm - 4740 days | #5 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Best Wishes to all for the coming year. 2011 goes out leaving me with some very fond memories ... many of which born out of my association with Porn Users, it's staff, and it's splendid membership. I salute you all, and hope to continue hanging around through 2012 -- learning from the real pros. | |
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| 12-31-11 11:07am - 4741 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Sorry, guys, 'bout makin' so much fuss over this thing. I do recall suggesting a spell-checker to Our leader many moons back, but with his usual tact and disarming diplomacy politely agreed it was a good idea but disagreeing with the timing. But as Khan and atrapat pointed out, its gotta be something I dragged over from my browser or reference software ... or whatever. "Sins of youth" so that's what might be playing havoc with my memory loss. Gheeez ..... maybe I ought to atone by curbing my unsavory porn habits .... perhaps starting to attend Church on Sundays. BTW.... sinse atrapat seams to be the onlee one makin any sense aboat this goofy fou'paw .... I thank its onlee propar that I folow his sogestion by retractoring my adjulation diracted at our belovad leadar .... to wit: Khan, you'ra hearwith not our incomparable, yea unimpeachable administrative empowerment ..... jus plane ole ordonary like the rist of us. | |
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| 12-30-11 10:25pm - 4741 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Indeed it did. Thanks a bunch, Chief. I've previously attempted much of what you're telling me, here; but with these seemingly clearer instructions, I should have better luck this time around Might be slow gettin' it done, but happily now more confident .  | |
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| 12-30-11 09:46pm - 4741 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Today, surprisingly, for the first time, I was besieged with correction-alerts here for my misspelled words. This is the best thing since Jock-itch suppressors. I've suggested earnestly to our incomparable, yea unimpeachable administrative empowerment, who keeps this site so well oiled and running smoothly, to include a spell-checker for the benefit of those of us whose spelling woes cries out for help. Don't know what inspired this all-important tool to now become a part of our already excellent messaging process, but i do extend to it my hardy appreciation. Is there anybody else out there sharing any degree of excitement I'm having over this thing?  Edited by Staff on Dec 30, 2011, 09:55pm
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| 12-30-11 08:03pm - 4741 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I have done an amateur job of painting an avatar to use here, but haven't an earthly idea how to install it. I can find no instructions anywhere on how to do that or insert pictures, links or those personal thoughts that are put at the bottom of ones allotted real-estate. I'd be much obliged if a kind soul out there would explain how its done..... but keep it simple, please. I'm a man who is now in the throes of late-life-brain-mass-evacuation ... wherein even reading instruction on a simple aspirin bottle is rapidly becoming an uphill, comprehensive task.  | |
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| 12-27-11 03:31am - 4745 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Nice thread. Thanks to all for the well wishes .... and may the incoming new year just continue to bring bigger and better to this great site and its unparalleled staff and membership. | |
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| 12-22-11 12:46am - 4750 days | #31 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Eroticism denotes class.... Exuding a time honored sensual elegance thats rode neck-'n-neck with the expression "explicit" -- although now taking a beating in today's focus and mindset on a more progressive hardcore and raw leaning. And that's sad. Because the earlier more tame adult fare kept me in a yearning state ... and milder may it have been, thinkin' back on it engages thoughts of it being a more rewarding experience. But my shopping list today still calls for a combination of both erotic and explicit. I warmly recall and agree with Messmer , Pat and those others who still harbor valued memories of foxy Sylvia Kristal, her peers and the adult genre she represented that kept my lust a'boiling -- always there for a vital testesterone kick in the ass and my ultimate fix that got fixed.  | |
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| 12-18-11 09:23pm - 4753 days | #77 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
What did the bathtub say to the toliet? "I get just as much ass as you.....An' don't have to take all that shit. Masturbation..... its a touchy subject | |
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| 12-17-11 10:27pm - 4754 days | #74 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Capn .... I posted on a recent thread intitled "Jokes" that it was a welcome addition because this one should retire having successfully ran it's course . Your response was rightfully defensive, and I have to say --in every sense of the word -- after reviewing how wrong-armed I was having come to such an observation, I found I couldn't agree with you more. My apologies, mate. Guess I'm jus' jealous cuz I haven't, nor do I expect to, come up with anything near as successful, myself. | |
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| 12-17-11 09:46pm - 4754 days | #24 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You are right on all counts, Capn. Thanks for your sage input. In retrospect, it does seem clear that I stepped over the line. However, I'd prefer to blame it on the age factor -- as it seemingly continues it's mission to pepper me with more and more momentary lapse of judgements. My weak but only justification here could be a personal feelings of going to something fresh rather than continuing to pile on to an already super-successfully proven thread. My remark was, agreeabley, unfair; But I do think the term "attack" is a tad harsh discribing it. | |
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| 12-12-11 04:22pm - 4759 days | #25 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Spoken like a Statesman, Sir Messmer. One of the more profound, articulate, and certainly among the most caring pronouncements I've witnessed pinned on this forum in the name of marital love. This isn't the first, nor hopefully won't be the last time we're enlightened to your situation as it has to do with how effectively you juggle your relationship, caregiving, and, of course, porn. Embarrassed anyone? I think not. If anything, Messmer, you've given us a valued lesson on a proper moral journey we might consider approching in our own elder years. Edited on Dec 12, 2011, 04:27pm | |
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| 12-07-11 07:14pm - 4764 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Doctor lost his license for having sex with a patient. Too bad. He was the only Veterinarian in town. I have a great sex drive. I drive forty miles to get pussy. | |
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| 12-07-11 06:45pm - 4764 days | #12 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Simple remedy for that, mess. You write them down. I keep a note pad handy for good jokes, or any other event I don't want to forget..... an' I will forget! Here's one I picked up recently: Hey Bud? I can get you a girl for just $50. Yeah? Yeah. But batteries aren't included. | |
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| 12-07-11 06:28pm - 4764 days | #15 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Don't know how I failed to mention that, Pard. But Y'know, it gets downright comical sometimes when these gals become fragmentized before they're even touched. I especially like the one wherein the guy's dick slips out but his woman is still non-stop screaming to the high heavens. An' it's the same 'ol refrain...."OH yeah, Oh yeah, OMG, OMG, Owwwwooo, OH, Owwwwwoo, oh." An' hav' you noticed, the men are now gettin' into the act anymore? Same repeated unintelligible grunts throughout. Continuing even during the changover from doggie to missionary, back to the BJ and onto the facial. an the real spinner, when the gal is obviously showing signs of boredom or has her mind on her next break... but she ain't lettin' up on the glass-shattering vocal.  | |
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| 12-07-11 03:59pm - 4765 days | #13 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Been using them all along. Even the insulated walls of my home wouldn't keep the phoney yells, screams, corny and useless expletives bellowed out from porn stars traveling down my block. | |
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| 12-07-11 03:42pm - 4765 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I'm glad to see we're finally takin' a detour from the numerous jokes posted with "Italian on the bus." We need a new avenue for jokes and this one's welcome. the latter needs to mercifully retire.  And that's no joke! | |
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| 12-06-11 09:38pm - 4765 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Since I don’t have anything currently to rant about, just to blow off time and some steam, I’m dumping another story on you. High atop a mountain, nestled in the forest off the shore of a small European community, lies an ancient castle, complete with mote and high protective walls. Huge, with Ivy plethora, the aged brick structure is inhabited by only two men -- a millionaire recluse and his loyal assistant whom he simply calls “Flog“. This successful but eccentric Castle owner, who’s a retired medical Scientist and goes by the name of Fernando Bator, is always unfailingly and respectfully addressed by his subordinate companion as “Master.” This creates some raised eyebrows when the brilliant recluse finds himself in an unwanted position of being introduced by Flog to infrequent guests or unavoidable contacts.: To wit: (Flog) “may I have the honor of introducing to you my boss, and one of the world’s renounced Scientist : “Master bator.” (groan) (For the sake of staying consistent, lets give Flog the last name of Log.) Although worlds apart in intellect and breed, Master Bator and Flog Log has one thing in common: They are both pussy-starved, and balls-achingly horny. Living alone years on end in that remote fortress had taken it’s toll.: The absence of hands-on nookie, and the added presence of a weird, reproductive-destroying mold, thought to be imbedded somewhere within the walls of this gothic behemoth, had infected them both with a rare parasite called “virile Peril.” It attacks the sperm, devouring the little critters as fast as they reproduce. Think of them as sort of a spermatic Pac-man. For our die-hard optimists, on the plus side this could negate the need for vasectomies.) This brings up two questions to be pondered: (Master bator?) Since semen isn't present, wouldn't that render the effects of this parasitic condition incomplete? Hence, Maybe its now proper for Flog to call his boss “Master bye-bye-Bator. Question two: If the guy’s so rich, why doesn’t he have swarms of women shipped to his door? The answer to that is quite simple: The guy’s irretrievably afraid of outspoken women. The mare presence of one brings on hives and uncontrollable tremors. Strangely, then, it’s not the woman so much as it is her demeanor. If she simply wouldn't talk too much, or bring up opposing thoughts, he might be able to get-it-on with her. But we guys all know this is patiently an unattainable possibility (right?) All the coal and tea in China wouldn't even tempt a woman to restrain her right to express completely her opinions ..... or otherwise. Mr. Bator's only avenue of release has been his giant satellite dish atop the castle roof, which brings in the internet from all over the world and parts of Mars. Speaking of which -- You haven’t seen a real porn-queen ‘till you’ve feasted your eyes on a naked lady-Martian. Tiny butts, but great abs. But Master Bator needs a woman, for-cryin’-out-loud. Sure, She might have to relent to a gag, but the up-side is the absence of all that messy after-sex seminal fluid. An' he'll throw in a free dinner. So whats a painfully shy rich guy, in a world of aggressively self-suffcient women, do to feed his natural lust? (Obtaining a website and Becoming a Webmaster comes to mind. Hey, hey, hey ... just kidding, guys and gals!) ANYWAY.....That night, Fernando (Master) Bator, found his answer …. In an old Frankenstein movie. To be continued........ Maybe. | |
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| 12-03-11 01:25am - 4769 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Welcome to Porn Users, Clittyluver --- where we of the same interests can opine, communicate, and, through our lively forum, let loose. You'll discover a unique comaraderie amongst PU members, and the longer you're here the more important that becomes. Our massive collection and stats associated with so many porn sites worldwide, in my mind makes us one of a kind. so, from me .... and I know our fellow "clit-lovers" here.... welcome aboard. | |
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| 11-29-11 08:04pm - 4772 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
If, for me, $200 was usually just pocket-change, then I'd be un-hesitatingly making tracks bound for my half-hour (or longer) to seize this kind of opportunity. But, however, if dropping that kind of money is gonna take a painful bite out of my wallet...... then, like the good Capn implies, indulging my fantasies should, using common sense, suffice. One might also take into account once this porn star I've lust for has now unavoidably labeled herself a prostitute, by choosing this course of action, might spawn in my mind a different image than expected that could affect whatever outcome having laid my money down. "Tis not all gold that glitters." | |
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| 11-28-11 05:30pm - 4773 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I couldn't agree with Rearadmiral more: ("pat, as usual you're a walking encyclopedia of porn knowledge") I can't see how it could be put in better perspective than Pat's complete posting. For the reasons Pat indicated, and for those unsaid, It's my gut feeling unprotective anal in mainstream porn is on it's way of the penny loafers. If so, it'll surely sadden many of those who're dedicated to the practice. I'm not into anal, but like vaginal sex, I'm turned off at the slight sight of a condom.... and for those who favor anal, as well as regular sex, I simply don't understad why the industry don't go all-out finding a way to hide the appearance of condoms during shooting.  | |
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| 11-28-11 04:43pm - 4773 days | #9 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
A belated thanks, Chief, for the thoughtful holiday gesture. Was away from my electronic lady for awhile, thus getting behind on PU's usual activities. I'm happy to announce, though, that over the holiday I was fortunate enough to get my hands on two of the prettiest thighs one could imagine. Happily, it even came with gravy, mash-potatoes, and cranberry sauce. Say, You didn't really think I meant.........? Nada, .........but damed, DON'T I WISH!  | |
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| 11-28-11 03:59pm - 4774 days | #40 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Ever notice those scene-stealers .. you know, gals with melon-sized hooters who're boundlessly obsessed with their anatomic gift? Aria Giovanni has got to be the worst. Well over two-thirds of almost every video scene she's done has her hands endlessly squeezing, massaging, tweaking, cupping, licking, nipple-flipping, and any other known manipulation -- all the while sporting a smile that would personify "goofy". And its too bad, because the rest of her is flat-out mind-blowing. So, number 7) Will 2012 please turn down the volume on this complusive, tit-fixtation.  How about cameramen lingering awhile on hot (solo) angle scenes rather than having the subject jumping all around just when the viewer is getting into it.I hate it when she's on her back grinding away, and just when she's gettin' the arousal coals stoked, she hops up and launches into some form of meaningless gymnastics. 9) And there's the teacher and her misbehaving student. At first the attractive teacher is laying the law down and bent on a chastising mission to really straighten this mischievous lad out. However, Through some unexpected sexual force that shortly consumes this kid's superior, she's all over him like white-on-rice -- culminating into a sexual marathon that simply parallels anything a kid of that age might know or learn in a lifetime. C'mon, porn makers ..... if you're gonna pull that crap, give us something we can sink our teeth into. A retard wouldn't even buy that kind of action. | |
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| 11-17-11 08:52pm - 4784 days | #16 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Ya'know, to me there's something especially erotic about a black guy humping a white woman. What I can do without, however, is the black guy's incessant alluding to how fortunate she is getting it on with a black man. It gets so bad at times it becomes verbally putrid. | |
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| 11-17-11 08:38pm - 4784 days | #33 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Touche! my good man. Commendable retort. | |
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| 11-17-11 08:24pm - 4784 days | #70 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Guy approches a girl setting with her girlfriends at a night club: "Hi, I'm AL. would you care to dance?" Her answer: "Get lost, Al!" A couple of the other girls smile, which Al perceives as an invitation. "If I'd ask either of you to dance, you wouldn't tell me to get lost, would you"" asks Al. "No" answers both of the smiling girls. So Al chooses one of the two and says: "Ok, would you care to dance with me?" Her reply: "Fuck-off loser." | |
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| 11-17-11 07:09pm - 4784 days | #29 | |
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graymane (0)
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First off.... I really appreciate, and want to thank denner for his thoughtful comment. As well, also, as Cybertoad's positive input. I simply call'em as I see'em. 4) Starting 2012, would the directors please: make sure his actress already knows her positions and what to do in solo scenes: Example: things are poppin' except from time to time the action stalls while she's looking away from the camera for instructions on what to do next. Even worse, mixing his voice with the skit throughout the scene..."SHUT THE HELL UP." I think I'd get an amen from fellow members if suggested the scenes were simply done on her own... Sideline bosses and chatters take a hike. 5) We've put men on the moon.... but we've yet to tackle the simple problem of keeping cameramen's shadows and feet out of the footage. Equally as grating, and the apathy shown in these guys behind the camera, is also the non-focusing on quilling the blatant noises accompaning and going on in the background during the shoot. 6) I'm beating a dead horse, I know, but please initate a sizing down of the inane, asanine, fatuous, mindless, ineffectual, and utter unconvincing bullshit from women during the pretending throes of sexual ecstacy.. ie., "fuck that pussy' """ my tight pussy," " "that little pussy, "" that hot pussy', "c'mon, gimmie more"...... Oh, and not to leave out: the endless "Oh yeahs" as well and the ever stickler: "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes." ... OK, WE KNOW, ALREADY! Lastly, and forever why, is the continous refrain: of the sordidly odious word "shit" The list will continue.... | |
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| 11-15-11 06:18pm - 4786 days | #14 | |
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graymane (0)
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I'll spare the good people of Porn-Users my full view concerning the glut of porn-related to matters that rattle, bring cheers, and/or ignite hope for this recalcitrant industry that's sending us "dirty pictures" through the air onto our computer screens -- lest the sheer volume diverts from it's purpose and becomes too overwhelming for a single post viewing. Meaning: I'll do my part to assuage this thread-holder the slings-an'-arrows from our own by limiting my output to timely increments rather than unload my full shipment of gripes at one time. That, my friends, is how out-of-plumb things are in the porn business. First, let me echo the current list; all are popular topics of interest to many here.. Further....by the numbers. 1) The preliminary non-sense interviews that goes on before the action starts: Who cares when the interviewed had her first sex? I don't need long dissertations about a lady who's there to be fucked ... ie., Do you do black guys? Like anal? big cocks? Have a boyfriend? Like swich-hitting (doing your own gender?) Well, you get my drift. They also need to know grabbing, squeezing, and slapping around a hand-full of tits and ass, while revealing their paradigm of stupity by attempting to make clever remarks about it, is patiently and boringly superfluous. What's so difficult about just simply saying to his female visitor: "Welcome to my world. Lets fuck!" 2) Closeups. I've posted ad nauseam about lenghtly closeups -- esp. the ones dominating the camera's lens of a guy's hairy ass atop his partner ... pumping away endlessly. Add to that the sad absence of good angle shots and you have a classic misfit example behind the camera. 3) Die-in-the-wool predictable, must see, same old tiresome hardcore scenes including BJs, digital vagnal gouging and tongue lapping, doggie, missionary, top mounted, sideways, as well as some other acrobatic moves that's never done in the average bedrooms. Why do they all have to be forced on those of us (in almost every episode) who have no interest depicting some of those positions? The afore-mentioned is just for starters, Denner. I'll be back. | |
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| 11-15-11 12:55am - 4787 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
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Interesting thread, Sir denner. I predict you'll get a ton of response from this one. I'm passed my bedtime at the moment, but I'll be back later and post some of my ideas. | |
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| 11-08-11 07:09pm - 4793 days | #29 | |
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graymane (0)
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"I certainly hope I am not the poor son of a bitch that is going to have his porn stolen!" Quote from BadAndy Post #14 You can rest easy now , BadAndy. Your Porn collection is now safe. But don't drop your guard! The world is still of Ron Owens' kind. WOULD SOMEBODY ON THE CUTTING-ROOM-FLOOR AT PORN USER HEADQUARTERS PLEASE DELETE THIS DUPLICATE ENTRY.... SINCE I CAN'T FIND A WAY MYSELF....... MANY THANKS. Edited on Nov 08, 2011, 07:21pm | |
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| 11-08-11 07:08pm - 4793 days | #28 | |
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graymane (0)
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"I certainly hope I am not the poor son of a bitch that is going to have his porn stolen!" Quote from BadAndy Post #14 You can rest easy now , BadAndy. Your Porn collection is now safe. But don't drop your guard! The world is still full of Ron Owens' kind. | |
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| 11-08-11 06:29pm - 4793 days | #27 | |
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graymane (0)
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Good question, fireone.....You've just introduced a query that in-itself should make a stirring thread. And thanks for your post, 1K2 .........I now know at least one person was following this story. Edited on Nov 08, 2011, 06:46pm | |
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| 11-06-11 07:24pm - 4795 days | #25 | |
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graymane (0)
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Chapter eight .... It's been a long night, and desk sargeant Kirk is watching the clock and waiting for 8:00 am ... when the new shift changes take effect and the usual mid-day crowd will be showing up earlier for duty. That's less than an hour away when the phone rings at Serg. Kirk's desk. "Police Headquarters' Sargeant Kirk speaking." The caller is Ron's wife, Tess; And from the tone of her voice, Kirk knows all is not well. "Have you seen, or heard from Ron this morning, sargeant?" crackles Tess. "No, Mrs. Owens, he's not due on his shift for another hour.' Shall I have him call you when he arrives"? "Well yes, Mr. Kirk, but the real reason I'm calling is because my husband hasn't been here since yesterday. That was his day off and I haven't seen him since." Meanwhile, on a routine run, Captain Oliver Chaney is already two or three miles from shore nagivating his watercraft to the bay area's hot fishing spots. His vessel, accomadating a full legal capacity with a party of five, is churning it's way over calm waters, with still winds and a developing formation promising perfect conditions for big catches for all on board. With only a short distance more to go, off the starboard bow, about 200 yards away, Captain Chaney spots what appears to be a party boat of some kind. Nothing unusual, except this particular craft was just bobbing rather briskly on the water's surface, prompted by an encirclement of excited sharks engaged in a feeding frenzy. "Damned those apathetic assholes", muttered Oliver. They ought'a know it's against the law to dump anything into the ocean like that. Through his binoculars, he notices the appearance of a small scarlet eruption immerging to the surface amonst the sharks, indicicating to any seasoned seafarer the likelihood of it being blood. Probably some animals, thought Oliver. As the captain's rig motored further away from the mysterious activities going on around the craft, and, noticing as he was lowering his field glasses, that he swears to himself he got a parting glimp of a pale human foot clamped in the jaws of one emerging shark. Though the thought had occurred to him, he dismissed quickly any notion of approaching the manned, idle boat in an attempt to see what was going on. As the boat's presence faded out of sight, Captain Chaney thought out loud: "Hell, why am I so curious about something that is absolutly none of my business, anyway? " What Captain Oliver Chaney doesn't know.... and what he'll never know, is the fact he witnessed the last rites Of Officer Ron Owens. | |
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| 11-03-11 10:07pm - 4798 days | #18 | |
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graymane (0)
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Jasmine has demonstrated here in a few written words basically what real erotica is all about. Her subtley mild graphic discription of what she likes and believes in -- like a smart bomb -- zeroed-in on a flight right to the erogenous zones. Nothings like a lady in a well fitted , bellowery summer dress, accompaning cotton panties ... frolocking about ,allowing fleeting shots of what's under it. | |
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| 11-01-11 10:32pm - 4800 days | #27 | |
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graymane (0)
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Mr Skin .... been there, done that. Having already taken a shot at membership to the Mr.Skin site, I would say to anyone interested in scattered opposition to check out my review made during my 30 day ride. And With my usual high level of respect for anything Pat362 posts (or contributes) anywhere within the confines of this great site, I can say with proven familiarity the point he's made here regarding Mr. Skin, is appreciated and enthusiastically joins the ranks of his other sage views. amen and amen! | |
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| 11-01-11 03:47pm - 4801 days | #25 | |
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graymane (0)
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I'm with Ed on this one. I cringe every time I obligate myself to a renewable site. Once your card sends over the funds and you're binded under a renewal lock-in, you're on the ropes as to them honoring their committments. I agree the pre-pay scenes are over-the-top ... and it would be in their best interest to bend some on the prices. I think celebrity movie archives has the ideal setup. You pay a given fee for a given number of MB downloads. No renewals, and when you've used up your 20 bucks worth of viewing, you simply add more. Granted, its a might steep... but the absence of hassle is worth it. I've used this site for years, and I dare say they've made far more money from me, all the while servicing a satisfied customer. | |
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| 11-01-11 02:55pm - 4801 days | #24 | |
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graymane (0)
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Chapter seven ....Ron's "Dilemma" might now be his waterloo "I didn't want to resort to this, Mr. Sizeman, but you're giving me no choice. Call it blackmail or whatever, but, if you don't do this simple favor for me, there'll be some damaging information passed on to those few Pitbulls down town who -- beleave it or not -- aren't in your pockets." 'And before you unleash your goons, I can assure you its in your best interest to hear me out.' continues Ron. Ben's demeanor now takes a turn, as a slight smile surfaces. "So, Officer Owens, what's this you have that's supposed to make me .. ummm ... c'mon Mr. Owens help me out here?" urges Ben. "Quake is a good word, Mr. Sizesman." Ron responds. "Remember Mark Bateman? Ron continues, You ought'a because He was once one of your most business-intrusted Lawyers." "I say once because he's not with us anymore. Appears his gambling habit lead him to do the unthinkable: like defalcate on his most wealthest client to the tune of a half'a mil." And you know, Sir, By coincidence, I got to know Mark quite well, and dispite all the money he squeezed from you to feed his habit, he really hated your guts. He also knew his fate, knowing his boss had discovered the deficit." Such an egregious betrayal of trust perpetrated against a man of Ben's power, enbred vengeance and a bent for violence, not only demonstarated the height of stupidity but companioned by a death-wish. Ron continued: "I suppose Mark might've shared in getting the last laugh, though ... because he gave me a briefcase with enough incriminating evidence of your shady enterprise to either put you away or wedge a crimp in business as usual for a long time." And where is this "evidence" Mr. Owens? The answer unconciously came before Ron was aware of it's fateful consequences: "It's somewhere nobody will find it... my family, the police, by accident, or by you and your army." "Well, Mr. Owens, looks like you're holding all the aces.' Where exactly will we find this house on the hill, and particularily what it is you want from it?" After Ron's meticulous and through discription of what to be looking for, and a finished urging that the man wouldn't be physically harmed ... the last word before Ron was ushered out the door came from Ben Sizeman: "Done." PARTING NOTE..... Don't hang up if chapter eight is late and a little out of date wait, because eight will spell the fate of our porn-lovin' mate. | |
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| 10-27-11 05:00am - 4806 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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I'd say consider yourself special that the horney little furball choose your leg amonst all the others in the group to make love to. But seriously, doesn't this reeeeallly piss you off. Especially when groups, including women, are present? Compounding all that is the dog's master -- who should rap his pet's ass sharply with a newspaper -- but usually issues a tame command like "down, boy." I mean, I've had to actually shake these sex-starved creatures off my leg -- or, (forgive me PETA) more accurately, punting the damned things across the room. It's unimaginable what's going through the mind of women whose thigh becomes mounted in a four-legged-vice-grip, tail-a-wagging, tongue-a-flappin', drool-a-flying, furry torso-a-bouncing as the dog's blood-red pecker, having abandoned its foreskin is wildly whippin' about all over the women's leg. "Down, boy" ..."behave!"....be a good doggie and I'll jerk you off after my guests have left." Well! maybe the latter and the rest of this drivel is a tad off topic and a bit unusual, but its a viable rant to fit in here because it typifies the mentality of a host who'll allow his hyperbreed to mingle amonst his guests like that. Albeit there's a fair number of men also whose behavior isn't much different when he's got a hefty buzz on and gets around people ... esp. the women..... But what do you with him? Can't slap a collar around his neck and tie him up outside. ?  Edited on Oct 27, 2011, 10:21am | |
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| 10-26-11 07:06pm - 4806 days | #23 | |
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graymane (0)
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Chapter six "So, this is the man I'm talking about, Mr. Sizeman', says Ron -- having briefly introduced the story about the quiet man living in a big house high atop a hill, including among other things an envious aerial view of the city... and Oh yeah! all those fruit trees." Ben, growing impatient, interupts Ron before he would continue as to really why he was there. "What's all this got to do with me, Officer Owens? blurts Ben. can we speed this up, I've got whales to fry." "I'm gettin' there, sir, responds Ron, 'the short answer is that he has something I want. I want it bad and you're the only one with the where-with-all to get it from him. I'm willing to barter. And my being a trusted, highly respected officer of the law and being privy to information that could be of invaluable help to you, I figure you could put the whales on the back burner and hear me out. Ben, now showing some anger, his voice on the rise, he unloads on Ron. "What could you possibably do for me that I don't already get from you people?' By this time Sizman's attitude has broken through Ron's resistance , and in his frustration makes the biggest mistake of his life. Chapter seven just around the corner, boyz and goils | |
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| 10-23-11 02:41pm - 4810 days | #55 | |
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graymane (0)
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From his hospital bed a man was telling a friend how he got there. "I was making love when suddenly an overhead chandelier fell on the small of my back. "Awful, said the friend, seems you were at the wrong place at the wrong time." 'You bet, said the patient, had it occurred ten minutes earlier it would'a fallen on my head.' Husband comes home unexpectedly and sees evidence that his wife was entertaining another man. "Where is he, yelled the husband?' Getting no answer, he rushes to an open window... and two floors below he sees a man seemingly exiting the building and adjusting his tie. In a fit of rage, the husband picks up the refrigerator and hurls it out the window onto the man below, crushing him. Later..... questioned by StPeter as to why and how this man died, he answered he was simply walking along the sidewalk when suddenly I'm crushed by a heavy falling object. StPeter asks the next man with him the same question: "Well, you see, I was crouched tightly in this refrigerator and ......" | |
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