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06-19-11  06:42am - 4954 days #13
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Originally Posted by Ed2009:


I know I've said it before but I wish the shaved look would go back out of fashion. It's so hard to get models these days who aren't completely shaved.


I searched for previous polls on this subject and found one from earlier this year. It appears that your position is shared by more PU members than mine is. 44% of respondents said that they like hair (most or all of the time) while only 29% of us said that no hair or a landing strip only is preferred.

But I still stand by my preference!

06-19-11  06:32am - 4954 days #12
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Originally Posted by Ed2009:


I know I've said it before but I wish the shaved look would go back out of fashion. It's so hard to get models these days who aren't completely shaved.


I'm surprised at how enduring this trend is. It's been around a looooong time. But unlike you, it's a trend i fully support and hope that it lasts for a long time yet.

06-19-11  06:31am - 4954 days #6
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


I don't know that it's a genre, but ATK Petites has a fair amount of hardcore and they weigh and measure the girls to verify their tininess.



Good God, how did I miss this one? This will definitely be added to my list for memberships in the near future. Thanks for the tip Drooler.

06-18-11  02:25pm - 4955 days #2
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This is an interst of mine too. I love scenes where the guy is physically large and he's with a petite girl. Innocent High doesn't have this as a specific theme, but one of the male actors there is pretty big and most of the women are quite petite.

I'll be interested in seeing the replies to this thread.

06-18-11  09:28am - 4955 days #8
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Originally Posted by slutty:


Jiminy Cricket rearadmiral, that seems like a lot (not that I'm judging). I might get up in the 200 GB range, but I have been refusing to by an additional external drive for the last year or so, and like messmer I think I have gotten more particular. I was trying to clean out one of my drives the other night and couldn't believe how much crap I had kept on there - fake tits, why would I keep that!? Do you keep all of what you download do you delete a lot of it?
The last time I looked at my bandwidth usage it was 100 GB or so per month, but I'd guess my porn usage is half or so of that as since we ditched cable we watch pretty much all of our TV aside from sports on Hulu and usually watch movies on Netflix or Amazon.


It is a lot, I admit that, but that isn't usual for me. I think part of why I've been downloading so much is that I'll now download the highest resolution available, which obviously means more bandwidth and more storage space.

I can't bring myself to delete anything. I still have porn that I downloaded 10 years ago and I rarely, if ever, watch. But I can't bring myself to delete it. But that isn't as bad as it might seem since storage has shrunk in physical size and price. I have a small fleet of Western Digital and Seagate drives and I just add a new one as space requires. I also make sure to have a good system for keeping track of it all.

06-16-11  07:26am - 4957 days #3
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Most of my bandwith is used to download porn but that's not that unusual since I don't download any other kind of movies, TV shows, I rarely buy songs and I haven't bought an electronic book yet. If we were talking about how many sites do I visit daily that aren't porn then the answer would probably be 75% non-porn and 25% porn.


This actually describes me too. I do download some stuff from ITunes and PureTracks, but not much. Like you, porn sites might make up 25% of the sites I visit, but porn accounts for most of the downloading I do.

06-16-11  05:43am - 4957 days Original Post - #1
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Back when I used to use Microsoft’s Flight Simulator a lot, I’d joke to friends that my computer was a $3,000 porno magazine that let me pretend I was a pilot. Now it’s pretty much just a porno magazine. If my ISP looked at my monthly usage (which I’m sure they can do) I suspect that they’d find that at least 80% of the bandwidth I use in a month is porn related. At any given time I have at least one membership on the go, and when the membership is new I tend to download like mad.

So at 80% I’m surely sick and twisted by the standards of the general public (who deny porn use but still use lots of it), but am I sick and twisted by the standards of a PU member? In real terms, an average month’s download of porn would be between 200 and 250GB, though for the last couple of months (since I learned that my ‘cap’ isn’t enforced yet) I’ve been averaging maybe 400-500GB.

Should I seek treatment?

06-14-11  06:14pm - 4958 days #3
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I can't give a specific tip like anyonebutme can, but I will say that I really like ALS Scan and wouldn't hesitate to recommend it. I suspect that you'll find a lot of fans of the site on this forum.

06-14-11  01:35pm - 4959 days #3
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Not a chance. I suspect that not only could I not get wood with a woman like you described, but my dick would retract into me making me look like a hermaphrodite.

Having said that, I am certain that with the wide variety of tastes that men have that some women I find appealing would turn you off and vice versa. I have friends who seriously question my attraction to skanky women. Not fat, not toothless or really ugly, just skinny, maybe a few needle tracks and some tattoos. What can I say, I like things that are bad for me, like gin and chocolate.

But... while many of you don't agree that there is a universal ideal 'good-looking woman' (I posted a thread asking that question a while back and the overwhelming answer was 'no') I suspect that the description here would trigger most of us to agree that there might well be a universal standard of 'not attractive' woman.

But, again... I've also met some guys who would stick it in anything - and not even while drunk. I don't understand it. On the hierarchy of what (or maybe who) I would do, this activity would fall well below masturbation. As long as I have porn and at least one working eye, I wouldn't resort to the woman you described. Please note that I didn't even say I needed a working hand. I could make due if the other option was this woman.

As for actually paying for this encounter, that's even stranger. I'm no puritan, having shelled out some dollars in the past for some encounters, but nothing like this. My most recent transaction was in Toronto with a lass who looked like a young Allysin Chains. Sorry, but there would be no real choice to make there.

06-13-11  06:44pm - 4959 days #24
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Originally Posted by messmer:


How do you think I felt, rearadmiral. I was killing my ex-countrymen on a daily basis.


Good point. But surely most of your countrymen aren't big scaly monsters? I haven't used a combat game since that and probably won't again.

06-13-11  04:04pm - 4960 days #10
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


I actually think that most of the time, they don't want us to see them. I've been amazed at finding out that some very good-looking women are very insecure about their looks. Some actually see themselves as ugly!



This is definitely true. I have a family member (by marriage, not blood) who is in her mid-30s with looks that many 20 year-olds would kill to have. But she lacks self-confidence and I've been told that she doesn't wear skirts or shorts because she perceives herself as too skinny. She's petite, but I wouldn't say she's too skinny. When I heard this, I was baffled. I just presumed that hot women knew they were hot and that explained why they avoided me. There must be other reasons I guess...

06-11-11  07:14pm - 4961 days #13
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Okay, now I'll really take you back: Jill of the Jungle, Captain Cosmo, Duke Nukem, Castle Wolfenstein (?), Doom, King's Quest (already mentioned), and later on, Diablo and Diablo II .. I am still playing Diablo II btw. I know it so well by now I play it for relaxation!


Wolfenstein... ahh I remember that. That game gave me more nightmares than living through actual combat. Thankfully the Taliban never really got the crazy weapons those make-believe Germans had!

06-11-11  07:12pm - 4961 days #15
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Originally Posted by TheSquirrel:


I have to say your low self esteem thing came as some surprise to me, and probably to others. You always seem to post with such ease in a natural unforced way. Needless to say you must now realise your contributions are enjoyed by the vast majority. Long may you continue.


I agree with this. You comments here (messmer) tell a different story - that of a confidence and sureness. Sure, we're mostly often only talking about trivial stuff, but I've always treated your comments as having a greater weight than many others.

And if you are mostly housebound at this stahe in your life, I'm sure I'm not the only person who is pleased to be part of the group keeping your wit engaged!

Happy 100 points!

06-11-11  05:45am - 4962 days #17
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Uh, isn't that D'oh?


I used the Canadian spelling.

06-11-11  05:44am - 4962 days #4
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Congratulations on reaching the century mark and thanks for all your contributions.

06-10-11  07:04pm - 4962 days #4
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I can't say that I play any 'games,' but since the late 1980s I've logged thousands of hours in every version of Microsoft's Flight Simulator. The last version (MS dumped the line a couple of years ago) is so complex that they obviously are just preaching to thr choir now. If a newbie were to buy the game the learning curve would probably be too steep.

06-10-11  07:00pm - 4962 days #10
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


Regarding Aubrey Addams, I liked her better with the small breasts. They seemed more natural and were lovely. Bigger does not equal better.

Recent photos and videos make her seem much older. Like she aged 10-15 years in just a few years' time. I assume that's because she had some kind of cosmetic surgery to "improve" her looks, where she was already cute or pretty to begin with. I much prefer her original appearance.


Amen to the "bigger does not equal better" position. Her small breasts were a perfect fit for her small body.

I also agree with the your statement that she was "cute." That's 100% correct. She looked like a typical beautiful woman of her age. Now she's tarted up too much. The same thing happened to Teagan Presley, which is why I made that comparison. Some men may prefer the look of the 'new' Aubrey and Teagan, but I'm not one of them.

06-10-11  06:48pm - 4962 days #9
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Originally Posted by Denner:


BTW (and not concerning rearadmirals content) - but I see this often:
These weird "dominos" with the question mark - is that about "italics" - and what does it mean/the reason...?
(Always thought it's was some sort of fault in my browser...)



I always type and edit posts in Word and then copy them in. That doesn't create a problem, or the weird blocks, unless you then go back to edit your post. Once you edit, the block appear.

06-10-11  05:59am - 4963 days #3
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Originally Posted by Khan:


I'm not sure why you didn't have italics available. As you can see, this board supports italics.

hmmmmm ....



Doh!!!

06-09-11  07:52pm - 4963 days Original Post - #1
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Okay, so maybe I�ve been living under a rock, but I somehow missed this: I watched a (presumably) recently shot scene with Aubrey Addams where I honestly wondered if the person who labeled the scene was correct. Her look is COMPLETELY* changed. Yes, she still has two legs, two arms and a bum, but beyond that she�s nothing like who she was when she signed up for the job. Yes, I know she had a boob job** but this is more than a boob job. She�s like a different person now. Just like Teagan is when you compare older scenes with the newer stuff.

I�m renewing my call to start a support agency for youthful, small-breasted porn lasses: if you�re felling compelled to pump up your look, call us.

If you want in on this worthy and charitable cause, let me know. I�ve already petitioned the Vatican to canonize a patron Saint of small breasts. If you have thoughts on this, please write joe.ratzinger@vatican.com.***

Thank you, and good night.

*I wanted to use italics but they aren�t available. Ted Kaczynski didn�t have access to italics and look what it did to him. Think about that.
** Yes, a small one, but she was perfect before. If you disagree, please note the above Kaczynski reference.
*** obviously a parody. If you think otherwise, fuck off.

05-31-11  05:50pm - 4973 days #9
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Originally Posted by slutty:


It is a shame that 12-18 year olds (girls) are such a driving force behind the music industry.


Amen to that. I don't understand it, but this is certainly true. Consider how big this Justin Beiber girl is. All the kids fawn over her...

05-31-11  05:48pm - 4973 days #6
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I've experienced the same thing. I'm pretty sure its just the crappy exchange rate demanded by the credit card companies, and maybe the biller too.

One of the VOD services I use, Adult Empire I think, seems to use the actual exchange rate since my charged price was lower in Canadian dollars than the listed U.S. price.

05-29-11  04:05am - 4975 days #4
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Originally Posted by pat362:


I've seen at least one new Inari video and she still looks amazing. I recommend you look for some of her new videos.


I suspect that I will. I saw a photo from a recent scene and she looks like she hasn't changed much. I wonder why she came out of retirement?

05-28-11  06:13am - 4976 days Original Post - #1
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I stumbled on a bit of information that may be old news to some, but was the first time I’d heard it: Inari Vachs is back in the business. Inari was probably my favorite or second favorite girl back in her prime. Tammi Ann was her main competitor for my attention.

But unbeknownst to me, Inari has been doing a little bit of work for the past few years, much of it lesbian and a lot of it ‘cougar’ or MILF themed. So far in 2011 she has 12 titles listed on IAFD, making it a banner year for her.

So now I’m left with a dilemma: remember her as the fresh-faced, girl-next-door type who just happened to be a sex maniac, or check out her new scenes.

Decisions, decisions…

05-25-11  12:36pm - 4979 days #15
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Originally Posted by moonbyrd:


If you'd bother to read the TBP review you would find that in the reviewer's opinion most of the flatulence on the site is fake. Anyway I don't see what the big deal is. As fetishes go this one seems to be fairly innocent. Yet there are a handful of guys gathered tut-tutting and guffawing about it.

Now it the girls were on the level of Monsieur Pujol (a.k.a. Le P�mane), I might be mildly interested, although not in an erotic sense.


Lighten up, moonbyrd. We're just having a bit of fun and a laugh. Not all of us take our 'hobby' as seriously as some others.

05-25-11  09:22am - 4979 days #13
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One thing I wonder about - seriously - is how difficult this is to plan. On a typical porn shoot if the girl isn't into it she can use lube and act like she is. If the guy is having trouble he can take a little blue pill and get a hard on looking at an elephant. If he's having trouble coming, turn the camera off while he wanks. It isn't like most guys don't have to finish themselves off these days anyway.

But what about these farting sites? Schedule is set, lights, cameras, sound and set are ready to go. Then the girl arrives and she doesn't have gas. No one can fart on command! Not even me! (Though my wife would say otherwise.) In the old days there were fluffers for the gents. I can't imagine that there is a kind of fluffer for farting ladies. If so, that might make for an interesting segment on Dirty Jobs.

05-24-11  12:59pm - 4980 days #2
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These are great! Thanks for posting them. I'll be copying them and sending them along to the appropriate folks.

05-24-11  12:57pm - 4980 days #11
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Originally Posted by graymane:


Farts....Think of the possibilities? The "taste and smell" features might be just around the corner, with captured farts from your favorite porn star encased in vacuum-packed bags.
Could go great with your morning coffee; just pop it out the freezer, defrost, and let it blend with the aroma of your eggs and bacon.



Yeah, but can I get a side of boogers with that?

05-24-11  12:56pm - 4980 days #10
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Something far more innocuous but still puzzling. I saw a documentary the other night where people got off on popping balloons



Funny you mention that, messmer. I noted probably a dozen balloon sites. I didn't stop to look at them because, honestly, I have no idea what they show. Girls blowing up balloons? Popping them? No idea. Maybe they fart into a balloon.

05-24-11  03:45am - 4980 days #5
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Originally Posted by Capn:


They are running out of obscure angles, I think.

Cap'n.


Maybe not with farting, Capn. There had to be a dozen of sites catering to that. Again, I'm not being judgmental when I wonder why something so non-sexual can be sexualized. On the plus side, I did only stumble across one booger site.

05-23-11  05:37pm - 4981 days #2
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Jesus H. Christ. Believe it or not, there is a site called Snot Girls. The tagline: "Hot Chicks Picking their Noses." Someone might be able to convince me that farting is something sexualizable (new word?). And least it's coming from an area that is normally considered sexual even if the specific act isn't. But picking boogers?

05-23-11  05:30pm - 4981 days Original Post - #1
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That, my friends, is one of the promo tag-lines for a site called Fart Fantasy. I’m bored and am browsing through some sites over at TBP when I stumbled upon this gem.

I’m not normally judgmental, but… WTF???

One the plus side, if this were your ideal site, you’d have one huge advantage that most other PUs can’t get with any other site. You could eat a big bowl of Chili and then watch the videos. When the young ladies cap off a big one you could unleash one of your own and pretend that she’s there with you. You could “see” her farting (though I’m not quite sure what that means), you could hear her farting in the video, and if you try my suggestion you could smell her farting. Hell, if your chili was particularly good you might even be able to taste her farting. I’d stay away from having the sensation of feeling her farting because that could end badly.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to watch some girl-girl milk enema videos. THOSE are completely normal.

05-23-11  04:56pm - 4981 days #18
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A related question (two actually):

1) is AVG of any value? It didn't block this virus and it got the shit kicked out of itself in the process. Is the free version really only worth what I paid for it?

2) my ISP (and most ISPs) offer free virus scan. I'm assuming that this might be a better choice than free AVG. Thoughts?

My biggest beef with anti-virus software is how it can make everything run slow.

05-23-11  04:53pm - 4981 days #17
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Originally Posted by malikstarks:


Norton Power Eraser. It's specifically designed for emergency situations like that where nothing else will run. It will wipe out virtually anything. Plus it's free.

Then add Microsoft Security Essentials, which is also free.


Thanks for the tip. I'll check that out.

05-22-11  09:08am - 4982 days #6
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It seems to be running quite a bit better now. Whatever you did (even if it isn't a permanent fix) seems to have worked.

And sorry for accidentally posting this thread four times. The 'submit' timed out each time and it didn't appear to actually submit it.

05-22-11  06:39am - 4982 days Original Post - #1
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Just curious. Starting last evening on Saturday, May 22, I noticed a long lag time for TBP/PU pages to load. This morning it seems worse. So much that my internet connection sometimes times out waiting. I'm not experiencing it on any other site.

Anyone else having the same problem? I sure hope it isn't serious... Without my daily TBP/PU fix I might get cranky.

05-21-11  09:11pm - 4982 days Original Post - #1
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I like music. Not commercial crap, but people who have real talent. How people like John Hiatt, John Prine and Fred Eaglesmith struggle while Miley Cyrus becomes a superstar is always a question for me. One group I watch is a wee bit of a novelty act from the American Northwest. They�re called �Young at Heart� and they�re a group of senior citizens who have a band who play covers of the most odd songs. From jazz to rap, they cover it and add a twist that makes it their own.

One song, �Fix You,� is originally by Coldplay. Yes, I�m not part of that band�s demographic, but the song is shit. Until Fred Knittle and Young at Heart cover it. I understand the song�s original meaning, but when sung by Fred and Young at Heart the meaning become completely different. Even an old soldier like me can fight tears.

So my point is this� I wanted to see this song again and had two choices. 1) walk over to my bookshelf where I have a bunch of DVDs, including the Young at Heart DVD with Fred singing this song, or 2) google it and just watch it, The laws of inertia argued for the latter. I found a link pretty quick, the Young at Heart website (where they announce Fred�s death a couple of years ago). There is a link to the song that made Fred, and arguably the Young at Heart, famous but it is a dead link. FOX claims ownership and won�t even let Young at Heart link it on their website in tribute to the man who sang it.

I am a reasonable man. I am an educated man. I understand copyright.

In the spirit of the above, I offer the following prayer*

�Dear Lord, having taken a talented man from us, please protect his memory. Send anal worms** to the FOX people who won�t let this one song be shared. Make those worms bore into the part oftheir brains that make them perfect cunts. Amen.�

* I�m an atheist, so don�t get mad. Or fuck off.

** If there is a god, she can create them, so fuck off. Edited on May 21, 2011, 09:44pm

05-21-11  07:15pm - 4982 days #29
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Originally Posted by exotics4me:


I fully accept my pervert label!


Amen to that! We all wear the badge with pride.

05-21-11  10:29am - 4983 days #27
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Originally Posted by pat362:


I have seen some pics of a B/G anal. Whether those were from her site or another one is anyone's guess. I know her site claimed to have at least one anal scene with her but since the site is now dead then we will never know.


Jeez, pat! First you tell me the bad news that Tanner Mayes retired, and now you tell me that there may be a Jassie anal scene but it forever lost. I thought we were porn buddies! I think I'd better go pour a stiff drink and drown my sorrows...

But seriously, thanks for this info. Some day I might find this set.

05-21-11  10:25am - 4983 days #14
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Originally Posted by Khan:


Supposedly there is a video at Pure 18 where Tanner is getting it doggy style and the guy tries to go anal several different times but her butt is too tight. He just got in a few short strokes. Probably about as close as you'll get if she's retired now.

But don't hold me to it, I just heard about it. Perhaps if you contacted that site they could confirm it one way or the other.


Thanks for the information Khan. I'll check that out. But I won't be looking on tube sites...

05-21-11  10:24am - 4983 days #13
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Now for the bad news. She as retired so it's unlikely that we will ever get another anal scene.


Ouch! I didn't know that. That's too bad. Now I'll have to find another model to develop an unhealthy interest in. Maybe Cheyenne Cooper or Lexi Diamond...

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The top one is definitely Naomi (aka Naomi Russell). If you’re an ass man, she is pretty much the Holy Grail of nice bottoms. She has a bunch of stuff available on videobox.

The bottom one is hard to tell. It kind of looks like Brodi (aka Brodi Kennedy) but her look has changed quite a bit since she started. If it is her (and I’m far from convinced that it is) this is a picture of her before she went nuts with the tattoos. You can find some of her stuff on videobox, though she is far less prolific than Naomi.

05-21-11  05:50am - 4983 days #25
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


I did, too. I guess I should have mentioned that little scar that was above one of her eyes. Whatever. I'm with Messmer. I've got Jassie on my hard drives and on backup CD's. All I need now is a secure bunker for them. (Missed the Y2K opportunity somehow ... Oh, that was before Jassie ...)


Not to start sounding like a one-trick-pony here, but I do wish she had done a few anal scenes.

05-21-11  05:33am - 4983 days #10
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Oh, and I might add that if Tanner Mayes did an anal scene while I was out of commission one of you would be courteous enough to tell me that, right?

05-21-11  05:30am - 4983 days #9
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I’m back among the living.

First, thanks for not being judgmental. I suspect that if there is a forum on the internet that wouldn’t declare me an idiot for getting a virus, this is it.

What happened was I was on a tube site and clicked a link to a video. That’s it. Then all hell broke loose. Whatever this thing was disabled my anti-virus software and took over everything else. Any attempt to use anything would bring a warning that my computer was in serious danger… but… I was offered ‘help.’ A pretty convincing-looking screen popped up telling me that “Microsoft Windows XP Virus Scanner” could fix it. The only question I had to deal with is did I want to pay for one, two, or three years of service. Honestly, in my panic I almost signed up, but thankfully that rational part of my brain kicked in and smelled the scam.

I tried doing a system restore and that only made things worse. While I didn’t get the warning from the scam virus protection, none of my software would work. Oddly, this only happened in one profile on the computer. I have two profiles and the other one worked fine. I’m no techie, so it was off to the shop. Thankfully I am pretty careful about storing porn on an external drive. Not that I give a flying-fuck that anyone would see my porn, but there is no chance that a PC failure will cause a loss.

So late yesterday I got a call that all was well. I’ve been dealing with a small shop not far from where I live. I’ve been going to them for years. One thing I like about them is they actually try to fix things before suggesting that the OS needs to be wiped and reinstalled. Some years ago the battery in my PC came loose and caused a problem when I unplugged the computer. It reverted to standard settings and there was a conflict between it wanting to use the motherboard for sound and the actual sound card. It was still under warranty so I called Dell and explained what happened. All I needed to do was find out how to disable the sound on the motherboard. The tech immediately starts talking me through the process to wipe my drive and reinstall. Even with my limited tech knowledge I knew that going nuclear on a minor issue was waaaaay overboard. And if I did wipe and reinstall the switch would STILL have to be reset anyway.

Soooo… like Lazarus (if Lazarus was into porn, which, as a guy, he probably was), I’ve arisen from the dead. But instead of Jesus doing the heavy lifting, all it took was paying a fellow nerd some cash. Amen.

05-18-11  02:36pm - 4986 days Original Post - #1
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My computer, that is... I don't normally go to the 'Tube' sites, but I went looking for a certain file and got burned. I doubt it's serious, but it sure is annoying. The virus wiped out my virus protection software and substituted a very convincing looking "Windows XP Anti-Virus Software." That software reported that my computer was about to melt down and that the only fix was to buy that software. I almost got sucked in, but thankfully didn't.

The moral of the story isn't what you'd think it is. The real moral of the story is that we all have an ethical obligation to find some pimply cunt living is his mother's basement writing this crap and box his ears. Not too hard, just enough to make him scared and cry.

I might be scarce here for a few days...

05-18-11  03:58am - 4986 days #23
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Originally Posted by slutty:


Agree with you on the Jassie front as well, although some of her newer "glammed up" stuff always put me off.


I always thought that when she was heavily "glammed up" that whoever directed her to do that missed the whole point of her look. Her look was the stunningly beautiful but fresh-faced girl-next-door, not the slut with the heavy make-up.

05-17-11  04:03pm - 4987 days #21
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Originally Posted by EverlastingEdge:


That;s quite funny that you didn't realise it was the same girl, her face is the same but her body has changed drastically, for the worse I might add.


I suspect that the biggest reason I didn't notice was that she wasn't really one of the stars that I follow much. If Jenna Haze or Tanner Mayes were to change their appearance a bit and work under a new name I'd have the figured out pretty quick. But now that I know I'm looking forward to going back and checking out the before and after scenes.

05-17-11  08:32am - 4987 days #17
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Ok, my current imperfect model is Jennifer White with her stumpy legs and her different sized breasts. Cute face, nasty attitude and her husband doesn't mind.


I mean this with all respect, but if you call Jennifer White 'imperfect' than I'd be happy to take all your cast-offs! I actually hadn't noticed that her breasts are different sizes, but you're definitely right about that. I'd experiment with the application of various body fluids to see if I could shrink the larger one a bit. As for stumpy legs, I'm not sure about that. I'm a leg man and I don't see anything wrong there. But then again, I'm more of an ass man and that thing is so lovely it can be a bit distracting!

05-17-11  08:23am - 4987 days #16
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Originally Posted by EverlastingEdge:


I dont know if anyone has heard of kara manor. But she was the perfecting looking teen redhead with perky breasts. But then transformed herself into Shawna Lenee where she dyed her hair blonde and now has a ridiculous looking boob job that makes her completely unwatchable.


I had no idea that Kara Mynor, Kara Bare and Shawna Lenee were the same person. I've got a lot of Kara Mynor and Kara Bare scenes, but very few Shawna Lenee scenes. Now I know why. Thanks for the info!

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