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07-21-12  01:54pm - 4538 days #11
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


I'll be right up.


You might want to think that over, RB. Prostitution is legal but approaching a prostitute or being approached by one isn't (for her!)

I don't know how often they arrest the johns, but it is in the books. There was one small victory in one of the Provincial Higher Courts for Prostitutes and the way they conduct business but the Federal Government jumped right in and made sure that people knew that this was not something that could be done with impunity in pure and moral Canada.
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07-21-12  01:21pm - 4538 days #16
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Originally Posted by pat362:


My far flung theory is that many of todays stunt cocks are hard due to the use of chemicals and although that is a great way to achieve and retain wood. A pop shot can't be initiated using that method. They can fuck until the drug wears out which is great for directors because they don't have to wait for the guy to get wood and he's not likely to lose it while they change positions and what not. The downside is that cumming may be a lot harder.

The reason why I think the guys jerk themself off rather than getting the girl to do it is simply an off-shoot of my above theory. If the guy has trouble cumming then it's likely to take a lot of tugging and most girls would get tired rather quickly if they had to jerk a guy for five minutes. Not to mention that the girl jerking the guy may very well try to avoid getting the obvious cum shot to the face if for no other reason than it's instinctive to avoid things coming at our face.


Hey, that's been my theory as well, Pat. No idea if we are right but can I help it if I think we are!!
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07-21-12  01:15pm - 4538 days #8
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Originally Posted by HeatherMcXxx:


Agreed. But what exactly does a cop doing a "random search" expect to find in such a place? It irks me to no end that these sorts of busts take place. As long as Fred's willard is causing no discomfort to anyone else, let him be.


Amen to that, sister! Wasn't I saying this to my wife only last night? Strange preoccupation with sexual "misdeeds," especially in an Adult Theater, while they could be out doing something about violent crime!

The American and Canadian Legal Systems.are like that, though. Here in Canada Prostitution is legal, yet to make an effort to get a client isn't. So, being a Prostitute is fine as long as you don't ply your trade!

Strange beings, those lawmakers .. and all those who can't handle the fact that there are millions of ways of expressing one's sexuality, all of them legitimate in my mind, if there is no coercion and everything is by consent.
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07-21-12  01:03pm - 4538 days #5
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Location: Canada 		Talking about contract players. I wish Wicked let Jessica Drake go! Not because she is terrible or anything but because she is in every darn movie TMN** puts on at night!

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07-21-12  12:59pm - 4538 days #11
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Originally Posted by gaypornolover:


I'd like more info about billing processors. I've used CCBill and Verotel before, both without issue, but I'd never heard of Epoch and Segpay and so tended to avoid them. I would never use a site which used its own billing system - some I would love to join but no way. Independent processor or forget it!

I prefer Verotel to CCBill - no regional pricing and I find their customer support is actually quicker and more polite. Never had a specific issue with CCBill but Verotel seem better to me.

I wonder if PU would consider a section which allowed us to review billing processors? Well, perhaps more of a "comments" section as I wouldn't expect the reviews would need to be as thorough or long as for porno sites, but it would be useful.

A simple list of billing companies I know I can trust would be great.


While I have never had the occasion to use Verotel I did do business with Segpay and Epoch and both are trusted by me.
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07-21-12  12:53pm - 4538 days #846
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Thanks for correcting my error on the Bourne movies. I was so sure that it was the same guy because Matt Damon had mentioned not wanting to work with anyone else.

Greengrass is definetly not directing the latest Bourne movie but we aren't out of the woods yet because the guy directing it is mostly known as a writer so that type of career doesn't always translate well into directing.


Sorry I missed that the first time around, Pat. You had mentioned already that Matt Damon would only work with Doug Liman but somehow I missed that. After seeing the two sequels, I don't blame him!
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07-21-12  07:05am - 4538 days #5
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Location: Canada 		I prefer Epoch to CCBill because the latter always manage to tack on some extra dollars. Not exactly regional pricing in my case but always that extra $ 2.50 - 4.00. With Epoch it appears to be a straight conversion from U.S. to CA Dollars.
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07-20-12  10:16am - 4539 days #843
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Originally Posted by slutty:


I believe he believes shaky cameras and handhelds "immerse" the viewer in the action more. I'm no fan, especially in the theatre I start to get sea sick.


You, too, hunh? I can't understand why his style of directing is so popular. I keep mentally screaming: Pull back, pull back .. and keep that damn camera steady!
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07-20-12  10:14am - 4539 days #842
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


Doug Liman was the director of the first Bourne movie:
The Bourne Identity


But Paul Greengrass was the director of Bourne Parts 2 and 3:
The Bourne Supremacy
The Bourne Ultimatum

Paul Greengrass is famous for his shaky camera, that makes me wonder if he's sometimes drunk when he watches his films.

I like films where I can follow the action, instead of the herky-jerky movements that has become popular today.

Edit: I posted this, before I read messmer's reply.


Thanks for the moral support because many people appeared to like Greengrass' style. Let's hope he is not directing Bourne IV!
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07-19-12  07:23pm - 4540 days #839
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Originally Posted by pat362:


The director for all the Bourne movies was Doug Liman but he isn't the one doing this most recent version. That's why they hired Jeremy Renner instead of Matt damon. Matt made it clear that he would only comeback if Doug Liman was the director.

I don't know if the new Bourne movie will be any good. The trailer looks interesting but these days that doesn't mean much.


I hate to disagree, Pat, but the director for the Bourne Identity was Doug Liman. The others were directed by someone else, (Paul Greengrass in both?) All I know is that he majors in handheld cameras, for more immediacy, and I dislike him for it. The follow-ups were a real let down for me.
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07-19-12  03:13pm - 4540 days #837
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


In the trailer for the upcoming The Bourne Legacy, they show, apart from the explosions and shootouts, a chase scene where the hero is riding a motorcycle without a helmet.

Don't they realize that's illegal in California?


Any idea if they used the same director as in Bourne II and III? The one with the shaky camera? "The Bourne Identity" was the best movie in its genre we ever watched, the sequels were major disappointments because of the poor (to us) camera work.
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07-19-12  12:30pm - 4540 days #5
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Location: Canada 		I went to Video Box just to see if Hollie was listed and what she looked like, and to the right of her biography a twitter message was displayed that was the most horrible, disgusting thing I have ever read, especially since it was in connection with someone who had just died.

I hate to think that a cruel Barbarian like that might be a neighbor of mine. Thank heavens I have this group which reassures me daily that most of our PUs are highly civilized and decent "pervs." At least the ones that post to this Forum.
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07-18-12  07:04pm - 4541 days #3
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Location: Canada 		R.I.P. Hollie Stevens. I had never heard of you before this but am saddened that someone so young should have passed on.
The poor parents.
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07-18-12  02:39pm - 4541 days #4
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Originally Posted by graymane:


Maybe they get pussy-whipped, or, more accurately put: "jaded."
I submit that even pussies -- that wubable commodity so furvently worshipped by we males, would likewise diminish in allure if they were exposed to us as much as they are to actors of porn.

the old addage: too much of a good thing .......

Well, you get my drift.


Not only that, don't forget they have to last twenty minutes, the length of the average scene, with cameramen and directors crowding them, doing every contorted position in the book. They must be really grateful for Viagra at the end of that stint!

Graymane, you are scaring me with that Ted Danson Zombie avatar. Just thought I'd let you know!
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07-16-12  07:12pm - 4543 days #35
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Originally Posted by Micha:


Not when you'll quit, but how you'll quit ?


Willy Nelson at age 75 " I've outlived my dick "


Golly, I hope that I'll go first!
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07-15-12  12:04pm - 4544 days #8
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Originally Posted by pat362:


I'd love to be able to add someone to the list but so few movies have proper dirty talk that I never remember the ones that do. I'd also like to add that so few women know how to do it that even if they had the corrects words. They still couldn't use them.

I think most porn writers/girls think repeating the word fuck as often as possible is considered dirty talk.


I think the queens of dirty talk are the ladies of Vintage Flash! Followed by Suburban Amateurs, both British Sites. I am with you when it comes to the movies we normally get through VB etc. very little of that in them except your example.
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07-15-12  10:04am - 4544 days #6
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07-14-12  07:15pm - 4545 days #2
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Originally Posted by graymane:


Curious, you begin leafing through some internet porn.

You begin watching the stuff On a regular basis.

You become fascinated with it.

You begin spending more and more time watching it.

You begin putting aside important matters because porn is consuming your time.

You�re alienating yourself from friendships in lieu of your growing interest in porn.

Bills are piling up, the phone is ringing, knocks are at the door; those, among other things, are oftentimes being ignored because you�re absorbed in your porn.

You�re now losing long hours of sleep and your eating habits are being dramatically compromised.

At this point, my friend, though you may not want to admit it, you�ve mired yourself so far upstream in do-do not even an ocean ice-cutter could reach you.

Welcome to Porn addiction.

Exaggeration? Don�t think it ever gets that bad?
Believe it.
Just as sure as sailors long at sea flog-their-log,
The answer speaks for itself...


Phew, I am only half-way there so far! Nice going, graymane!
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07-14-12  03:49pm - 4545 days #37
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Originally Posted by graymane:


Thanks, my good friend. And may that precious gift of life especially be yours:
Because, allow me to say, unlike many of us, the most important reason for that lies with the fact an all-encompassing, devotional love you share with the other half of your life needs for you to stay around.

If this skewed, knee-jerk post I just perpetrated served for any good reason, it would have to be accredited to this opportunity to high-light the compassionate and loyal position messmer has chosen and continues to dutifully maximize as a life's partner to his one and only.

Caregiver: I've been there, and I've more than earned the right to expound upon it without limits.


Thank you, graymane, even though I feel uncomfortable because you make me look like a saint! You know, it's been a loving partnership for many years. She has my back, I have hers .. to the best of our ability anyway, and my wife is daily doing as much for me and my well-being as I do for hers, so no credit required.

I shouldn't have even mentioned it if I hadn't had a weak moment some time ago and shared with the group. Believe it or not our isolation makes this group the only friends I have, that's why I wore my heart on my sleeve here, in this unlikely spot. Strange how many nice people one can meet among a bunch of so-called "pervs" There I go getting maudlin' again. Sorry!
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07-14-12  12:46pm - 4545 days #23
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Originally Posted by manholelover:


Well, I haven't been here in months, but thanks to gaypornlover's messages I'm back. And i must say I've missed you all.
Anyway, back to issue in hand. I, like I suspect all my fellow PUs here, I love porn because I'm a bit of a voyeur....
And I like to see the real thing, that's as close to natural a sometimes smudged laptop screen can allow. So I love HD. Yes, people have spots on their arses, but that only endears them more to me. I don't always download the HD versions though, mainly because it takes too long. But I kind of think HD was made for porn....


Hey, welcome back, manholelover! Do you download wmv or mp4 files. The reason I ask is that many of our members needlessly download wmv not realizing that an mp4 file's picture is just as good if not better and that the file itself is about half the size of a wmv one. Of course, there has to be a choice first!
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07-14-12  12:38pm - 4545 days #44
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Yep, a toast to your for a great thread Messmer


Thanks for starting it, JB, and sorry I derailed it, but I couldn't help myself!
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07-14-12  12:36pm - 4545 days #13
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Originally Posted by pornpundit:


LOL no, more likely " The Vulger Boatman" (sic)


Good one, nice play on words. I am afraid the rhythm of that one wouldn't quite fit the strip/masturbation sequence though, so I'm sticking with Ravel.
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07-14-12  12:26pm - 4545 days #33
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Originally Posted by graymane:


It was my initial intention to follow up on this post by the doctor saying :
But if you'll pay the past-due bill you owe me, I'll give you a few years more.


Didn't think you guys would've really taken me seriously!

My apologies!


You sneaked that one in on me when I wasn't looking, graymane. Glad to see that it was a joke because if I had read the previous posts I would have believed you, too. Here's to sticking around for years to come for both you and me!
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07-14-12  10:24am - 4545 days #42
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


^ Well, I don't!

I like a somewhat firm b on a small frame, as in my example of Tiffany Hopkins.


Naw, you can't cup "firm" or playfully bounce it up and down a bit. That's no fun! I guess we'll have to let things rest there!
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07-13-12  06:19pm - 4546 days #40
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


REDUCE??? Maybe she just needs to NOT throw her shoulders back, they'd droop more.

I know only one woman, a friend of mine, who had a breast reduction because the pained her back so much. And the doc screwed that up in the healing process. Ripped her a new nipple.


No not a surgical reduction, relax, JB! I just prefer a b on a small frame with a cute (to me) sag to things!
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07-13-12  01:25pm - 4546 days #37
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Originally Posted by Claypaws:


The eurobabeindex appears to block the hotlinking of images. When the browser displays this page, it tries to get the image from eurobabeindex, which blocks the request so nothing shows up.

But if you have already viewed the eurobabeindex page itself, the image is then in your browser cache. Then displaying this PU page, the browser picks the image up from cache without needing to access eurobabes.

That is why you could see the image even in messmer's pasted reply. You were seeing the image in your browser cache.

What I don't understand is why messmer cannot see the image even when he goes to the eurobabeindex page. If he has security software which blocks "referer" (such as some types of Symantec security) that might prevent eurobabeindex from displaying its own images on its own pages. I am not sure about that and I have no means of testing it but I can't think of another reason. Edit - "referer" is not the problem. I just found a way to block referer in Firefox and, weirdly, it actually allows the image to display in this page. Strange stuff, this internet thing. With referer as normal, what I said about blocking hotlinking applies as I described.

Anyway, he has now seen her at The Nude so he knows who she is


BTW, I didn't realize that JB was referring originally to my reply where I had left in his remarks, complete with link. I never saw anything but a little rabbit beside the link when he posted and I re-posted it. I went to the site right from the very beginning and, as I wrote: no picture. There is nothing in my browser that would restrict the loading of pictures because I have checked all my settings very carefully.
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07-13-12  01:16pm - 4546 days #11
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Originally Posted by pornpundit:


Oh my please don't ask for "music".lol What passes for free music is either classic or a garage band banging on wash tubs.


Classic would be fine if it is Ravel's "Bolero!" I just can't stand those Russian/Ukrainian/Hungarian solo models just standing there swaying in complete silence.
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07-13-12  12:09pm - 4546 days #35
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Originally Posted by Claypaws:


Maybe you'll have better luck with her page at The Nude


Success at last! Thanks, Claypaws.

And JB, lovely model, lovely natural breasts, now reduce them in volume a touch and have them droop a bit more and you got my ideal!
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07-13-12  10:13am - 4546 days #12
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Originally Posted by HeatherMcXxx:


I wasn't really referring to porn scenes.


Beautiful women tend to intimidate some insecure males. It is called performance anxiety. What you have to do in cases like that is to play the timid little lady .. gee, I am so lucky to end up with a hunk like you. That'll fix him!

But, seriously, with Mr. Right everything will just click, without game playing! If you haven't found each other yet give it time!

Abbie
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07-13-12  10:04am - 4546 days #32
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


It is KRISTIN M from the Eurobabeindex.com site. Dammit man get over there!

I have recently been using on my Firefox an addon called Noscript to cut down on the amount of crap that pops up when I surf. I then only let the scripts I want to run and deny the others from participating. Sometimes to watch vids or see photos I have to give permission temporarily to be able to see things.


I got myself over to Eurobabeindex, dammit! When I didn't find a decent sized picture I even went to the model index to find Kristin M. and when I clicked on THAT link it took me back to the one you gave me. NO PICTURE on this page! PERIOD! And I let all scripts run! We'll just have to let it go and I'll find my ideal breasts in some other place and guide YOU to it!
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07-13-12  09:54am - 4546 days #2
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Originally Posted by TheSquirrel:


After warnings today from Shooterbo concerning credit card details apparently already known, and PinkPanther describing some seriously dodgy behaviour from Reality Junkies is is time for some of the best companies to club together and form some sort of union? I am talking about a code of practice, resulting in a badge for the best ones, who deliver at the high end of customer satisfaction.

It shouldn't be left to TBP/PU because that would cost them money. They can only go so far as they are a business who profit from promoting online porn. Distinguishing between the good from the bad themselves could mean a fall in profits, but maybe the online porn industry as a whole should have some sort of code, and the best ones should get together as a type of union specialising in good customer relations. Things like pre checked cross sales and regional discrimination means you don't qualify of course.

At a time when the legit companies are having their margins squeezed due to free downloads, it's time the best ones clubbed together with a code of practice, so that we as customers could support them (with our pockets).


Sounds good, Squirrel. Some sort of seal of approval. It would have to be bestowed from outside the Porn industry though, otherwise it would lack credibility. So, who would be suitable for the task? Rhetorical question!
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07-12-12  03:22pm - 4547 days #29
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


You can't see the photo above? - when you repasted it it shows up just fine for me.
How bout copy and past the link I left - same photo.


This is really weird. I copied and pasted the link and still no photo. Just her name and below it the sites she appeared in! BTW, I use Firefox as a browser but don't normally have problems like not seeing pictures.
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07-12-12  01:27pm - 4547 days #26
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


In my surfing to find info about "stuff", I found this photo and wondered if this is what you had in mind. http://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/kristin_m.html



This was basically the droop I was talking about thought the nipples were spiked hard but sat in the general area as these.


Sorry, JB, for some reason the photo (gallery on the right hand of the page) couldn't be viewed by me. I kept getting an error message and there was nothing else on the page but references where the model had appeared.
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07-11-12  12:16pm - 4548 days #22
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Originally Posted by Claypaws:


Google for Marlene Mason at freeones.com I am sure it is OK to mention that site because they only link to sites' offical promos.

Also search for Marlena at Peachyforum (another site with only official promos). She has sets at FTV Girls, Digital Desire, Karupsha, Naughty America, ATK Exotics.

She is not a teen and I think she has the most perfect droopies ever.


Too bad we didn't have this discussion a week ago because at that time I still subscribed to ATK Exotics. I did not download more than two sets during the whole month and deleted both, after some deliberation, because even they did not give me exactly what I wanted. I'll check Marlene Mason at freeones.com. Thanks.

BTW, Exotics was without a doubt the worst site I've ever joined ... hastily adding: when it comes to meeeting my taste.
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07-10-12  07:23pm - 4549 days #17
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Location: Canada 		Just a quick reply to Claypaws because it is getting real late:

a) it wouldn't be a long trip for you, I live right along the Atlantic Coast, so get over here and help me, b) I don't dare take a computer apart, not even to the extent of taking off the cover and c) I have seven icons on my desktop including the Recycle Bin!
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07-10-12  07:15pm - 4549 days #19
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Originally Posted by Claypaws:


Discovered Marlene Mason (aka Marlena)?


Where would I find Marlene (Marlena), Claypaws? To tell the truth I have hundreds and hundreds of models in my stash but know the names of only a handful because unlike you I don't collect by the model but by theme: mainly mature models in enticing lingerie! Mature by default because the young 'uns don't believe in lingerie any longer and think it's hot to go commando!
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07-10-12  07:06pm - 4549 days #14
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Originally Posted by HeatherMcXxx:


Hugs, messmer.


Thank you, Heather, that felt wonderful!
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07-10-12  12:46pm - 4549 days #8
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Originally Posted by Claypaws:


The easiest way is to turn the sound off on the video and play you own choice of music while the video is running. Just have two windows of VLC open together - video in one, music in the other.


You're amazing. What an easy and elegant solution. I should see if "The Stripper" is available in mp3 somewhere.
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07-10-12  12:40pm - 4549 days #8
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Location: Canada 		All I needed was to feel love and desire coming from my partner and then hold her, silky to the touch, lingerie clad body for a moment or two. That's all it takes (took) to get me going.

Emotions played a huge part in my sex life that's why casual sex was out, not for moral reasons but because I did need to feel that loving bond between my partner and myself.

Sorry to be so serious about the subject but I still mourn, age and illness have robbed me of a very important part of my life. Porn is good but it isn't real life.
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07-10-12  12:25pm - 4549 days #5
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Location: Canada 		I must say I feel just the opposite way about those very inventive terms. I don't like all those euphemisms even though I can see where people might want to use different words to describe the same thing if they are writing a novel or novella.

In polite company I call a vagina a vagina, in correspondence with fellow porn users I call it a pussy, well, most of the time, and in the midst of depraved and highly satisfactory sex I use the "c" word because I love dirty talk during love making! Or I should say, I used to!
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07-10-12  11:59am - 4549 days #14
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Location: Canada 		^ @ claypaws: I can see now where you would be reluctant to part with your present computer. I don't do any heavy work with mine and can easily replace whatever I lose if I get a new one because all my porn is stashed on externals, so it's basically a download of Firefox, Thunderbird, Open Office, Irfanview and TrueCrypt and I'm back in business. Just curious because I'm not a techie: why couldn't you go with a powerful Graphics Card? Wouldn't that allow you to watch 1080p on an up-to-date monitor?

BTW, I wish you lived in Canada. I have a three year old computer sitting in my storage area and according to my brother who strongly suspects the reason why it broke down keeps telling me that most likely it's simply a memory problem and all I have to do is open the machine switch the memory around to see which is the bad one, replace it, and I could be back to having a nice computer that actually has more graphics power than my present one. Pitiful! But true!
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07-09-12  03:15pm - 4550 days #6
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Originally Posted by Claypaws:


An extra gripe is that videos of solo performers are too busy. They always have to be stuffing something in a hole, pulling daft faces and making unconvincing moans and screams.

Less is more.


I find this especially true when it comes to Eastern European performers. Especially the moans. One model even moaned when stroking her arms, for Pete's sake! North Americans are somewhere in between when it comes to moaning but are good at screaming, while Australians tend to be the most restrained of the bunch!

I really miss music when it comes to solos. Many people dislike it but I find it almost essential. Of course, everyone is so scared of having to pay royalties to some artist that they dropped music in most videos.
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07-09-12  02:58pm - 4550 days #12
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Originally Posted by Claypaws:


Thank you for saving me the bother of signing up to that one, messmer. I love Faye Reagan - but not a waxworks version.


That is a marvelous description of the set. Faye Reagan looks perfect, bigger than life, but does remind me a lot of a wax model at Madame Tussaud's!
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07-09-12  02:53pm - 4550 days #11
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Originally Posted by Claypaws:


I am glad you posted this - and for the confirmations of other posters. Neither my 8 year old PC nor my 4 year old laptop can play 1080p video at all. It just freezes at some random frame and keeps going in sound only. My PC's graphics card is not upgradeable (it has an AGP slot only). Video decoding is not memory-intensive. Increasing RAM will not help.

It is now very irritating when sites offer only 1080p, giving me even less reason to download video than I already had!

As for space, in theory, 1080p video should be 2.25 times the file size of 720p video, for the same encoding quality.

Can all modern PCs play 1080p video or is it still possible to buy graphics cards that cannot cope with it?


I bought the cheapest PC I could over a year ago. No graphics card, only a chip, yet have absolutely no problem playing any 1080p videos, Claypaws. I think you could retire your 8 year old desk top with little regret because computers have really come down in price since 2004. BTW, I am starting to think of getting myself a more powerful computer for Christmas so that I can play some of the new games that have come out during the past few years, but other than that this >$300 computer does everything else just fine!

P.S. Someone suggested recently that I install a good graphics card in my computer and that I could save myself some money that way. I might take that route yet! Edited on Jul 09, 2012, 03:03pm
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07-09-12  02:47pm - 4550 days #10
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Originally Posted by Reveen:


I'm not talking about Air-brushing models, I'd be against that as well but when someone is going to do a photoshoot or video then a bit of body makeup to hide some spots is no big deal. I don't mind appendix scars or a bit of cellulite or what have you but I draw the line at big angry spots on a models arse


Okay, that could be a turn-off, Reveen!
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07-09-12  11:54am - 4550 days #6
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Originally Posted by Reveen:


The things that would probably work the best in HD are the high-end stuff like Joymii or SexArt where they might at least have a make-up artist available who could use concealer or something to cover up pimples and stuff.


I always marvel how different tastes are because I prefer to see my models warts and all. Well, genital warts I wouldn't care for either, but you know what I mean. In other words I prefer natural, even if the flaws are obvious, to a cover-up. A bit of make up, fine, but not to cover some innocuous pimple. Leave it be, Reveen.

As one example of my dedication to natural, I am presently subscribing to Art-Lingerie but only download the videos because the pictures are enhanced to a point where the model almost looks artificial. Especially painful were a couple of sets with Faye Reagan that had to be left on the site because she looked like an idealized Faye Reagan and not the porn star I was familiar with.
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07-09-12  09:07am - 4550 days #4
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Location: Canada 		I usually download 1080p, if I have a choice, since external drives are quite cheap and I have a fast connection.

720p is almost as good. As others pointed out there's really not much difference when the HD video is viewed on the computer, but I tend to think of the future.

Remember how not too long ago an 800x600 picture was considered quite adequate, as was a 640x480p video. Now they don't look so good on a 1680x1050 monitor. It has been HD all the way for me for quite a few months now.
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07-07-12  05:29pm - 4552 days #2
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hey guys
Sorry been absent a few weeks, my job went south and well the whole eating thing and paying bill thing suggested I seek a way to remedy it.
Working on it now so far nothing promising !




So sorry to hear that, Cybertoad! I hope something will show up soon. I've had a few periods like that in my own life so I really sympathize with your situation. Now's a good time to sort all your porn while you are waiting for someone suitable to respond to your CV.

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07-06-12  10:19am - 4553 days #16
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Well Messmer, after I posted this I just Googled the names and as long as you don't have a filter set to exclude Adult Sites on your browser, it brought up IMAGES and VIDEOS. Very convenient in looking for shots of people we are discussing.


Thanks, JB. I just found Tiffany. What a beautiful young lady! I do have a problem, however, classifying her breasts as "droopers." They are typically young girl and sweet .. no noticeable sag at all unless I was watching one of her earlier videos.
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07-05-12  12:31pm - 4554 days #13
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Location: Canada 		BTW, have you been over to TBP today? The Hot Review of "Blacks On Cougars" features a lovely set of droopers even though I prefer mine a bit smaller. The amazing thing is that most MILFs and Cougars tend to sport "enhanced" but those are natural or my name isn't messmer (not really but you know what I mean.)
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