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| 07-03-10 10:05pm - 5286 days | #26 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hey, I had almost forgot you even started it.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 07-03-10 02:27pm - 5286 days | #9 | ||
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Depends on their salary.
I love women too, why the hell else would I be watching porn? Clearly it's not the cinematography! If anything porn makes me disrespect men, not women! Why? Simple, because porn (at least the stuff aimed at us violent women-haters) focuses on the women instead of the men, and the men don't come off so hot; aggressive, rude, dumb, guffawing, fools, who frequently stumble around like the horny goofballs so many of the them seem to be because they get a boner for the pretty lady or ladies in the room. I get the impression that the women are doing something right because we get to see so much of them for the vast majority of the scene, whereas the get is lucky if we even see his sweaty visage for more that a few minutes. Of course my views are probably skewed because I prefer all girl/girls only porn where it's implied that the women have their own orgasms and really get to enjoy themselves as they want. Hell, in the world in which those videos exist there are no men! That might be going a little too far... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 07-03-10 02:13pm - 5286 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Just another hater with an agenda-laden ax to grind. These party poopers are a dime a dozen now a days; something becomes or already is popular to an increasingly larger segment of society and they want ruin everybody's fun by shitting all over it.  A couple of quotes from the article; first from Ms. Dines: "'To think that so many men hate women to the degree that they can get aroused by such vile images is quite profound,' says Dines. 'Pornography is the perfect propaganda piece for patriarchy. In nothing else is their hatred of us quite as clear.'" Ouch!  Actually there are plenty of other pieces of "propaganda" out there that reach even more people and very likely have a greater impact; violent films with large box office receipts, popular violent television, not to mention the extremely skewed political world where most women seem to be sideshow puppets for the media, with little real impact or power. How about publishing a book (which seems to be her real agenda) about how men dominate the majority of political offices and races in the United States instead of pulling out the porn-is-the-root-of-all-evil card? Oh, it's probably because of all the porn, right? As soon as we get rid of all the porn everything else will just fall in place like dominoes. It's so simple, I don't know why I didn't figure it out before! A second quote, from when she apparently first saw porn at age 22; "'I was astounded that men could either make such a thing or want to look at it,' she says. From then on, she knew she had to campaign about the issue." Okay, now this is just stupid, does she really have that little understanding of basic human emotion? People have sexual feelings and of course will be attracted to and aroused by images that feed those feelings, like say watching naked ladies willingly (another point she misses entirely) to pose for camera. I am astounded anyone could be astounded by why someone might enjoy porn, like asking why people would enjoy the taste of sweet foods! Human beings have been drawing and recording naked bodies with all the bad parts exposed since they have learned the concept of recording images. Human-made images of naked people from thousands of years ago have been found in caves. Yes, there are also images of animals and humans hunting the animals, but eventually that gets boring and people draw the pee-pee parts.  She might as well go down to the seashore and yell at the ocean to stop the tide from rising! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 07-03-10 01:37pm - 5286 days | #23 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I think it's just more acceptable for girls to be bisexual, or at least be more open about it, or simply just experiment if they feel like it, whereas guys risk the dude-you're-a-fag label if we just think it--that line's pretty clear. But even the most jaded male homophobe will probably get at least a little pleasure out of seeing a couple of hot girls go at it...talk about love conquers all!  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 07-02-10 05:23pm - 5287 days | #4 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Oh, it's not that disgusting and unnecessary; ever heard of "look before you leap"? Plus you have a lot of nerve endings in your fingertips so poking it in something is almost inevitable when you're doing a hardcore scene.  I can just hear you now if you were a director (and sounding much like a mom); "Hey, dammit! Get your finger out of there!" "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 07-01-10 05:18pm - 5288 days | #17 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
But he's more than twice your age so wouldn't you expect him to be a little heavier? Also I bet his fame will keep him from disappearing anytime soon, and he's probably too much of an attention whore to get, much less stay, behind a camera for any length of time. I can only imagine if he were doing a casting video with some newbie teen and when she realizes who he is she coaxes him into putting the camera into auto mode and releasing his hedgehog.  I think he's pretty funny in non-porn roles (which he apparently can't say no to either) and I've heard and read he's quite polite and nice on set but seeing him disrobe and beach his furry mass on some pretty girl is never that fun. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 07-01-10 05:03pm - 5288 days | #199 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I know he's played a bunch of nutballs and crazies in his films but in real life he doesn't sound much kinder. But at least he's not donning warpaint and a kilt and charging after his critics on horseback!  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 07-01-10 12:20am - 5289 days | #17 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Well, I'm sure the homophobes would suggest they not ride the bus in the first place, not that they are being discriminatory or anything! I seriously doubt anybody's sexuality was changed or caught, as the case may be, but I am sure plenty have discovered their homophobia or simply the intense fear of their own inexplicable feelings and emotions. Nobody seems to be able to really explain why they love something, or why something turns them on, or even why they are just curious, and in a culture of sexual identity absolutism--you either are or you're aren't, end of story--curiosity is a no-no. To some curiosity equates to full-fledged enthusiastic activity...that has yet to actually occur. To the more rational it just means you're curious, not 'converted' to the 'other side' (because apparently there's a war going on in all of this). Plenty of people fantasize about far more extreme things than sex, like "That asshole just cut me off! I'd love to go up to him and kick his face in!" but that doesn't make that person violent or murderous. Thinking and doing are two very different things, so don't get too stressed out about fantasy or thoughts. And if you're really curious...wear a condom, or if you have an open-minded girlfriend discuss it with her and try a little role reversal. Just be careful not to send her from the room screaming and sobbing if you ask. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-30-10 11:47pm - 5289 days | #196 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
 I gotta get my hands on projector and a print of this film and start having private 'discount' screenings at my home with a 18-19 year old age range posted at the door. These movies sound like catnip for teen girls and if they are willing to line up hours ahead of the premiere then they are probably willing to buy tickets from some guy willing to show it for cheap, even if he doesn't know anything about the movie itself. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-30-10 11:37pm - 5289 days | #12 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Yeah, I almost never feel better about myself after watching hardcore porn, instead I am thinking "Goddamnit, that guy just got two girls and he looks like an escaped convict! So what the fuck is wrong with me?!" And even if I had some separated-at-birth identical twin running around--which by itself is enough to make most people go  --and then I saw him in a video I would still wonder why I'm not with a hot chick like his partner doing crazy stuff that makes the Kama Sutra look boring. With the dudes I think it's more about reliability over looks or how they make viewers feel. Yeah, some of these are genuinely creepy guys but they can probably guarantee a performance and that's a priority in hardcore. The looks of the females is much more important though, even if their performance is akin to watching grass grow. Hey, they (almost) never have to ejaculate so a pretty face helps! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-28-10 10:19pm - 5291 days | #3 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Well, I am not sure it 'turns' guys bisexual but hardcore porn does expose viewers to a ton of erections. And if you read some of our threads on condoms in porn and a lot of users' distaste for their use (myself included  ) you get the feeling they are anything but just a stunt cock. Eventually our arguments seem to be based on how we don't like the way condoms look...not that we care about the guys' equipment!  Don't ask me; I don't understand human sexuality either. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-28-10 10:06pm - 5291 days | #37 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
This is pretty typical for us; start a thread and within a week a couple of us will have taken it into a U-turn and then all bets are off...  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-28-10 10:03pm - 5291 days | #36 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Yeah, that was one of them, though the gloryhole never saw its true 'glory.' That part of the film also had a Traci Lords' cameo appearance (she's the murder victim's girlfriend). He also had a scene with a modified gloryhole in "Desperate Living" where Mink Stole's character goes into the restroom of Mortville's bar and a woman puts her breasts through a pair of titty gloryholes. Gotta love John Waters!  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-27-10 07:37pm - 5292 days | #194 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Crazy scandals and/or lifestyles could also help their acting credit. Might make one think "Wow, I know he's a fundamentalist nut in real life but when I watched him in that film he seemed like a truly different person." Or it could also scare you to death if you ever met that person in real life, because you know the nut lurking just behind the smile.  I am still way more freaked out by Mel Gibson. There are other actors who are probably more devout but they don't have the star power of Mel, nor do they seem as genuinely psychotic. Who else really has the blockbuster filmography, antisemitic-themed arrest scandal, and Holocaust-denying father to their name? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-27-10 07:15pm - 5292 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Well, I don't think the measure would help the porn business, which already has trouble trying to survive the current economic shitstorm, so it could in fact hurt them if people turn away from porn made in California (which would be a ton of American porn). The porn business may care about the safety of its stars (somewhat) but I don't seriously believe they care about how much or how little they influence viewers. They make dirty movies to make money, not teach people safe sex. It's kind of like race car drivers being required to wear safety belts because it could set a good example and maybe stem some of the thousands of car accidents that happen every year. Yes, maybe somebody would see a condom used in porn and actually agree to wear one himself next time he's getting ready to lay some pipe but it's hard to believe this could really have any measurable effect on the population as a whole. And I would be a lot happier if measures were passed to require universal sex and condom education in schools rather than picking on pornographers. Being a modern world leader in STDs is a sign of serious fuckups well outside the realm of porn, so yes we are in trouble in that aspect. But we are really in trouble if condom laws for porn videos are the only solution people can think up. How stupid as a country would we have to be to see that we are now leading the industrialized world in STDs (we're Number 1!) and seriously think our dirty little porn habit is to blame?  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-27-10 01:08am - 5293 days | #32 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Well, they weren't exactly major plot points, I think he just threw them in there for fun, though that probably also explains 75% of the insanity in his films. In fact most of the ones I remember a guy would stick his offending member through the gloryhole (usually in restrooms) and then the female on the receiving end would see it and run away screaming at the top of her lungs. I just thought of it because I saw a recent newspaper article about his new nonfiction book "Role Models." Hard to believe he's now 64, but his films will hopefully be disturbing unsuspecting viewers for centuries to come! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-27-10 12:58am - 5293 days | #21 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Thanks, but maybe I'm just green with envy because some of these guys seem to be able to afford the high quality scandal material, like Eliot Spitzer and his business with Emperors Club VIP (I love that name ). My mind is still reeling from what the hell you could possibly get/do with girls that cost up to and above $5000 an hour. I mean what could she possibly do that's worth that kind of dough?! Restore your youth? Teach to you to play the piano? I'd imagine for some customers that if a girl actually put five grand worth of effort into having sex with them then the only natural thing would be for them to die of a massive heart attack or stroke right as they were finishing, and then the girl makes all the necessary arrangements so that the family never knows the guy was spending a small fortune on happy-fuck hours and that he died in the middle of one. If I had spent that kind of money I would have at least expected some votes in return (no actual guarantees of course, that would be unethical!). Or something like in one of those crazy "Hostel" films, but instead of me killing the girl we get to both go out and kill someone else together--and get away with it--because at $5K an hour you're practically getting away with murder!  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-27-10 12:29am - 5293 days | #192 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
To be honest I enjoy a lot of their films, not all, but they have acted in some good movies. I think until dead bodies start surfacing in their backyards (or maybe it'll have to be the front yards) the public will still love them. I guess we can't help ourselves. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-27-10 12:20am - 5293 days | #191 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I don't think so, because some of the scandals and secrets in the old days would churn you're stomach. Seriously, Tom Cruise is an angel in comparison to some of the things the 'old days' stars did, though their extracurricular activities were usually only revealed many years later. Murder, rape, underage sex partners (also rape), organized crime problems, government spying--couch jumping is just silly, but hardly a scandal. Maybe a little immature for an adult in his forties, but not too scandalous. Maybe if he had jumped up and down and admitted to murdering his wife/fiance instead of just loving her and then he ran out of the studio laughing his ass off like a maniac, then I would have been truly shocked. That's a scandal! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Jun 27, 2010, 12:26am | |
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| 06-27-10 12:08am - 5293 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I doubt something like this would be made into law...for very long. Remember; this is the same state that elected the star of the Terminator films as its governor! Okay, granted Ronald Reagan starred in "Bedtime for Bonzo" and he became president, so who knows. But California does have a serious problem with direct democracy, in that its citizens, or at least the ones who bother to show up to vote, vote for things that are unfunded, unrealistic, or just plain stupid. I could see this passing a state referendum but eventually expiring a few years later since it's almost totally unenforceable and extremely unpopular. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-27-10 12:00am - 5293 days | #5 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I wouldn't blame our high teen pregnancy and abortion rates on the porn industry, or it's lack of 'safety measures.' Our shitty education system and near dogmatic embrace of trusting ignorance over the facts is more responsible for those problems than anything the porn industry has done. Hell, even I will admit that if we have to rely on porn to teach us safe sex then we're probably all in trouble! I'm just saying that it sounds like a pretty cheap cop-out that a politician would make up, even if using condoms doesn't hurt anyone (except maybe those with latex allergies). You're not planning to run for office, are you? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-25-10 08:58pm - 5294 days | #30 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Well, I was joking (kinda, not like beggars can really be choosers...), but williamj wrote said "I love all woman never met one I didn't want to fuck." I don't think I would count a glory hole as having 'met' a woman, or whoever, and I also would personally count fucking someone as having done something other/more than a glory hole. Though I am sure they are good for a laugh, so they have their place in society. If you're a fan of John Waters' films I think he has tried to put a glory hole in all of his films (though probably not Hairspray). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-25-10 08:44pm - 5294 days | #184 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
But isn't that the plot of the Jason Bourne movies? Rogue agent goes berserk, or berserk agent goes rogue, or something like that? Or am I just way off (again)? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-25-10 08:36pm - 5294 days | #11 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
"Small government" seems to only apply to taxes, social programs, and education (apparently the modern Marxist trifecta ). But when government regulates arts and entertainment it's not big government, noooo, not at all. That's just the government deciding what's right and wrong for us, because we are way too feeble-minded, innocent, and fragile to decide for ourselves as adults.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-25-10 08:28pm - 5294 days | #10 | ||
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Well, if CNN says it's so then it must be--end of discussion, right?  By "big day" they must mean that someone's going to make a lot of money, and I'll bet the costs get passed on to us.
So are they going to apply the 'xxx' to government sites as well, since so many of the idiots in charge of it--senators, representatives, governors, the list goes on--are just as perverted as any porn site out there, if not more so, and certainly a hell of a lot less honest? How about candidates' sites when election campaigns start, since the majority of the them seem to have a real problem staying faithful to their significant others? The government's 'moral values' are certainly not mine...not by a long shot. When they begin to care more about ensuring the health and welfare of the people--rather than how they choose to spend what little free time they have left--then I'll give a shit about their 'moral values.' Otherwise, they might as well be speaking to me in Greek. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Jun 25, 2010, 08:39pm | ||
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| 06-24-10 11:07pm - 5295 days | #26 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Now that's the universal attraction we've all been thinking about! You're just the first to come right out and say it. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-24-10 03:19pm - 5295 days | #4 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Like Khan said, this isn't exactly news for the industry (even if it's dated today, June 24th). The Chicken Littles of adult entertainment have been warning of the 'end' of the industry--whatever that means--for years now, almost, it seems, since the first days of the 'net, or at least the first dirty pictures or text online. Just as they have been doing in the music industry since roughly the same time (and especially during the Napster era), and the film industry since TV began, and then again when VCRs became popular. Oh, and newspapers and news companies are about to fold any day now too. The problem with all the doom-and-gloom predictions is they ignore the reality of consumer demand. People want their music, films, news, and most especially their precious, precious porn. Industries will change, not disappear, there's a difference. Yes, sadly, many companies will go belly up; good, talented people will lose their jobs; and customers, heaven help us all, may have to actually pay for things again! But life will go on and people will adapt, even if only as stubbornly as possible. Change can suck, and people can have trouble in adapting to something new, but it's usually a necessity, not a choice. But if they choose not to progress in porn, then in a few years all we could have left are amateur 'stars' trading shitty photos and shaming themselves in front of a web camera on the boner community that is Chat Roulette. Except we probably won't, because despite the naysayers and the holier-than-thou prudes in power, porn will inevitably become even more popular and common, thus maintaining the demand for a market to cater to nearly every perversion out there. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Jun 24, 2010, 11:02pm | |
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| 06-22-10 12:39pm - 5297 days | #20 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
That was a pretty interesting interview, and it was nice to hear a pornographer defend himself so eloquently against a government that does not care about the people's interests. How pathetic with all the problems facing the U.S. today--terrorism, foreign wars, economic meltdowns, oil spills--it still finds the time to send porn producers to court (and even jail). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-20-10 10:16pm - 5299 days | #34 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Ouch! Sorry to hear that.  I guess it's true that we choose our friends but not our family members. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-20-10 10:14pm - 5299 days | #8 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Mmm...maybe, but how is she going to get up there? Is she playing the part of a super horny electrician who comes by some guy's mansion to work on his chandelier, only to not restrain herself once she's up there and starts masturbating? Or maybe she's rich and living in a mansion with a nice (and hopefully strong) chandelier and looks up and fantasizes getting herself off while swinging in the air? What brave actress out there would take this role? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-20-10 10:01pm - 5299 days | #10 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Well, most of your features sounded somewhat 'universal' until you mentioned the blonde hair, which already eliminates the possibility of "attractive to all the male population" because I am personally more attracted to darker hair. I'm not questioning your judgment--I am sure she was very attractive--but in a world as diverse as ours little things like hair and skin color can vary widely in how popular they are to different cultures and individuals, though her height and build may be closer to what most guys would like. It's interesting how what was once considered attractive, that is the heavier, fuller figured women, is now considered quite unattractive, at least in the West. Now, instead of being a sign of wealth and health, being overweight is popularly considered, among other things, a sign of being lazy, gluttonous, undisciplined, and generally unconcerned about one's health, even if none of these are actually true. How times have changed! Marilyn Monroe, considered an attractive women through much of the 1950s and early '60s, would now probably be looked down upon as pudgy and unfit by today's demanding standards. Hell, today we even have certain standards about things that few even thought of only a few decades ago; labia size, breast implants, and genital shaving. Maybe it's all just a hygiene industry conspiracy, and they are fooling us into being attracted to things that we would not care about otherwise? And all of these things you mentioned are all just physical--what about the other things men are universally attracted to? Good cook? (Important for survival.) Good listener, interesting to speak with? Funny, kind, caring, and truly nurturing? I wouldn't want to meet the most 'universally' attractive woman ever just to find out she has a venomous temper and as soon as I open my mouth she kicks me in the balls and scratches my eyes out! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Jun 24, 2010, 11:09pm | |
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| 06-19-10 10:30pm - 5300 days | #29 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
No offense to your sister but that sounds like a classic case of racism over reality--a sort of "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" for the modern day. I guess the best thing could be for your niece never to bring her dates around her parents, or at least her mother, and just lie and assure her they are all white, if skin color is that big of an issue. I'm rather amazed myself that even today someone would be so blatantly upfront about their attitudes and views on race, rather than saying something like "Oh, I don't think he's very nice," or "He seems rather rude." But I guess we have a long way to go. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-18-10 08:28pm - 5301 days | #25 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I certainly agree that it would be hard and agonizing but again, explaining "to the school and the other parents and your friends and work colleagues, etc," isn't really that hard compared to someone who feels as if he or she was born the wrong sex. Honestly I really couldn't give a shit about how bad the parents feel in relation to other parents, their friends, etc. If they didn't want to run the risk of having a child who could one day disappoint them--because that's probably what a lot of parents are feeling, even if they can't say it aloud--whether it be because of their child's friends, or social, education, career choices, or even something like this, then they didn't have to have a child in the first place. I guess the reason for my unkind attitude is I'm sort of reacting personally seeing how friends and others I've known who have come out to their parents and families and have gotten a thoroughly piss poor reaction in turn. This is just gays and lesbians coming out, which I would imagine would at least be slightly easier than talking about sex reassignment, and the reaction from parents was still abysmal at best, so I'm just not that interested in parents' sympathies anymore. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-18-10 08:01pm - 5301 days | #16 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
We are usually directing our criticism towards the ones who just get them for looks, which we find pretty superficial. Plastic surgery started for legitimate, medically-necessary reasons but now we are in a world of numerous elective cosmetic procedures for those who have the money, but not the medical need. Frankly I find it pretty insulting to benefit from the efforts and advances originally intended to ease the suffering of others (those who with real medical needs) to sooth your own personal issues with how you look/age/whatever. But then again beauty is in the eye of the beholder (of the fat bank account), right? The current hot new medical technology seems to be prosthetic limbs (thanks largely in part to the ongoing but unmentioned wars in Iraq and Afghanistan). I dread the day--and I know it's coming--when some rich asshole decides his or her leg or arm is getting too weak or too old and goes in for a vanity prosthetic 'upgrade'. For all I know it's already happening, but if not it eventually will. Don't call me crazy because it's only a matter of time. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-18-10 07:38pm - 5301 days | #17 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I guess you were lucky, that woman could have run into another car screaming her head off--which would have been even funnier! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-17-10 12:35pm - 5302 days | #11 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Or how about the parent or parents who pay for a daughter's implants on her sixteenth birthday or as a graduation gift (hopefully no earlier than high school graduation)? Holy shit! What kind of a mindset do you have to have as a parent to go to your daughter and say something like "You know honey, you have a beautiful face and great skin and you keep yourself skinny for the boys but frankly your tits suck, so here's the number to my plastic surgeon--go nuts 'cause he's quite good with a scalpel. Happy graduation!"  And what about all the girls who accept?! "Thanks, mom! I know our family's boob genetics are a little weak but our bank account sure isn't! I love you!" And then America, collectively as a nation, gets a little stupider every time something like this occurs. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-16-10 06:06pm - 5303 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Nah, sorry, but I think everyone is entitled to their opinions and fetishes, turn-ons, and whatever else floats their boats, even idiotic guys like Yariana's male "friend" (read the #2 post) who thinks that "woman with real boobs are lazy about their appearance and boring in bed." I think that's a really stupid way of looking at things (or at least breasts) but then again if you're not careful then implant lovers could turn around and say that they instead want to make a constitutional amendment requiring breast implants! Either way no one will be happy, so let the future implantees have their surgically enhanced dreams fulfilled and the naturals keep theirs as is. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-16-10 05:56pm - 5303 days | #5 | ||
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Did you give him a swift slap to the side of the head after he said this? If nothing else it might wake him up to the fact that for the vast majority of human history women have only had real breasts. Or maybe he's a plastic surgeon and he thinks anyone who doesn't spend the money "to be more sensual" is "lazy." Or maybe he's just an idiot...
I can hardly believe it myself, but then again we men have some dumb members of our sex with some pretty out-there opinions, especially when it comes to the opposite sex--we're still learning, so bear with us. Sorry, but breasts seem to make guys all go crazy and stupid. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 06-16-10 12:53pm - 5303 days | #10 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Technically it means porn where the cameraman--who is also usually the director as he is implied to be the only crewmember there--interacts in the 'story' and the action, much like gonzo journalism where the term came from. Think of gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson, being the near-total nutjob that he was (which I think is a good thing, by the way), who interacted with most of the subjects in his stories. Unfortunately you are also right in that it is in most of today's porn and being executed rather poorly by some of the bigger douchebags around. Pretty much any video where the talent acknowledges and interacts with the camera and its operator can be loosely defined as gonzo. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-15-10 09:55pm - 5304 days | #21 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
And by their parents as well. How sad that the two people you think you could turn to for support would have the poorest reaction--talk about 'nurture' over nature! I think there's a certain point in many people's lives when sentences that start with "Well, I'm your parent so..." don't amount to shit anymore. I mean it nice to hear their opinion but that doesn't necessarily mean it has any weight, especially when it's so far from the love and support that a lot of people expect from a parent. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-15-10 09:22pm - 5304 days | #180 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Why exactly does Spider-Man even need a reboot? Didn't the last three makes hundreds of millions of dollars only a few years ago? And most of the those upcoming 'new' movies just look like a bunch of rehashes. This is part of the reason I avoid the theaters like a plague (the outrageous ticket prices don't help either); these supposed new releases are just extensions of crap I wasn't that interested in the first time around. It's as if Hollywood is just full of overgrown man-boys who are reliving their formative nerd years bringing every television series and comic book character to film rather than coming up with anything that hints at originality. Phew! That was a RagingBuddhist-style rant there for a moment, but I think I'm okay now.  I think I'll just stick with Netflix until I calm down. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-15-10 12:36pm - 5304 days | #24 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Thanks, lately I've been working to improve my death-and-dick combo jokes and it's nice to see it has paid off! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-15-10 12:28pm - 5304 days | #17 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Makes one think twice about the 'necessity' of circumcision. Not including religious practices (a still pretty dubious excuse to take a knife to a penis, if you ask me) why is it considered a normal procedure to so many when female circumcision is considered genital mutilation by the same people? Anyway, was that the story where the guy-raised-as-a-girl eventually committed suicide by his early 40s? It's very sad how much weight society still puts on sex and gender, or specifically how well these roles are fulfilled by individuals, as a measure of success and 'normalcy.' "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-15-10 12:17pm - 5304 days | #3 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Masturbation is about as natural as you can get, and if your gf doesn't like it then ask her to to stop having her periods, but in a somewhat joking manner because that could send some women through the roof.  But no it's not cheating...so what's the problem?Oh, and make sure the damn door is locked next time! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-14-10 11:06am - 5306 days | #25 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Are you saying Monique Alexander is not a real person? Are we all just living in some sort of artificial dream state fantasy world?! I think you just blew my mind, Drooler. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-14-10 11:03am - 5306 days | #22 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Um, some might disagree with Max being considered a "societal menace" but yes, plenty of people don't like his twist on porn, whether or not it's legal. I would argue though that both him and Dr. Kevorkian would be for consenting adults to be able to freely make their personal choices on their own, without interference from a higher authority. Obviously there's a big difference between the right to die and the right to a boner (for starters, one stops your heart the other speeds it up) but both historically have been disputed over and over again because apparently people don't have the authority, knowledge, whatever, to make such decisions for themselves, at least according to the powers that be. If we did and there was no problem, people we be a lot more free to do as this wish to and with themselves without involvement from others. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Jun 15, 2010, 12:32pm | |
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| 06-13-10 09:54pm - 5306 days | #20 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
That will be held off for as long as the prescription drug industry can afford to--in other words, for a loooong time. Nothing can stand in the way of profit, not even mere mortals in their extreme old age! In theory we already try to prevent even the births of possibly weaker and disabled people with elective abortion, and also to an extent with artificial insemination using either donor sperm or eggs (prospective parents actively select the donor with the 'best' traits). But actual euthanasia doesn't seem very likely in the West, specifically the U.S., where health and medicine is a big business (okay, maybe only the U.S.) and prolonging life, even in extreme cases, is pursued because someone will make a profit off of it. Sorry to put it so coldly but the U.S. has the highest prescription drug prices in the world, and even with recent legislation to help 'cover' those on Medicare someone still has to foot the bill. If the funeral industry ever built a strong lobby then euthanasia might become a serious issue but right now too many moneyed interests have their finger in the pie on this one and end-of-life care, if you can even call it that, seems to be pushed above everything else. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-13-10 01:32pm - 5306 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
 Funny but I guess not too strange compared to the other fantasies the more creative among us dream up, and fortunately not one requiring an iron stomach. Nice of her to honor it instead of run screaming from the room. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-13-10 01:37am - 5307 days | #17 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Who could also give you a diagnosis via video as well! Hey, it worked for Terri Schiavo, at least until her feeding tube was removed, because, despite politicians and judges swooping in to the save the day, they found out they have no right to intervene in a family's personal end-of-life matters. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-13-10 01:30am - 5307 days | #16 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I believe he's been out for a while now. I saw him in a television interview a few weeks back...and he seemed healthy as well. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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