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01-28-10 07:07pm - 5442 days | #4 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Oh, and forget to mention, what's up with the name? I have already read numerous jokes about how thoughtlessly feminine hygiene-sounding anything with the word 'pad' in the title is, though maybe they are trying to expand their female customer base. MadTV even did a funny parody of Apple's gadgetry and came up with the name back in 2006. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-28-10 07:01pm - 5442 days | #3 | |
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I'm still in the Gutenberg-era gadget phase when it comes to reading--i.e. these things called 'books.' I do primarily use an Apple computer for most things but the whole Apple cult has sort of passed over my head. I don't like Kool-Aid and group think just isn't my thing, so waiting outside a store overnight to throw away my money on the latest electronic gimmickry is pretty stupid. I will even go so far as to say that given how far down the toilet the U.S. economy is that all the fanfare and press over Apple's newest toy is obscene, and may even explain many of our current problems. Everybody is too busy caring about how many tasks all their gizmos and gadgets can do to give much of a shit about real problems, like why the U.S. is the only industrialized country to view universal health care as an unnecessary entitlement that intrudes on people's freedom, or when is the porn industry going to get a federal bailout? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-28-10 01:33am - 5442 days | #13 | |
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Is this the source of your avatar? Based on real life experiences? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-28-10 01:31am - 5442 days | #12 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Probably not if creeps like me are buying shit there! ;) I swear that the second Walmart starts selling hardcore magazines (and/or DVDs, the choice is up to them) at their low prices I will stop the bad mouthing and start spreading free propaganda for them ad nauseam! Hopefully they will sell the porn within equal distance of both cleaning supplies and condoms, just to make it quicker to shop for happy-fun-time weekends. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-26-10 10:18pm - 5444 days | #6 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Funny (and a just a little weird) list, Cap'n! Good to see that you haven't let adulthood take all the fun and foolishness out of you--just like the rest of us here. In fact judging by the list it's a wonder your significant other would even risk taking you anywhere.
This first suggestion might not work for me, since my grocery store keeps the condoms behind a counter with the batteries and film (sounds like all the necessary ingredients for a fun-filled weekend...). I guess because guys like you kept using them to play pranks on other customers. ;) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-26-10 10:07pm - 5444 days | #5 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Uh oh, let's not bad mouth Walmart, badandy. I already went down that road last month and it didn't go too well. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-23-10 12:35am - 5447 days | #46 | |
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Lol. Great clip with the now-current governor of California. Only in America! Don't think I didn't know or I forgot that Cameron also made the sequel to "The Terminator" (though none of the other sequels). But a little bad news; supposedly the director of the 4th film is working on doing a fifth Terminator to add to the heap. I guess those damn machines never die. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-21-10 03:10pm - 5449 days | #10 | ||
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Didn't someone hack into Sarah Palin's Yahoo! account near the end of the 2008 campaign? I doubt it yielded a gold mine of information beyond plans for future wolf hunts and Facebook postings, but it shows the vulnerability of a still somewhat popular e-mail service to whoever wants access. Hopefully the people who work for the Obama administration are smart enough to use a better service...
But don't most physical drives originate in China anyway, or at least in a country relatively close by? I doubt any hard drives are made farther away than Japan, if any are even manufactured there. I think most game consoles and their critical parts (hard drives, memory, etc.) are built in China as well. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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01-21-10 02:52pm - 5449 days | #39 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Please, no more sequels or that kitten is really getting it! There is already talk of not one but two (two!) sequels to "Avatar" since it is bringing in truckloads of money, possibly even more than "Titanic" did twelve years ago. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-21-10 02:48pm - 5449 days | #100 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hmm...good point about the danger of labeling porn an "addiction." It would probably get picked up by the self-help industry which would in turn convince (heavily lobby) governments to recognize and treat it as such. The problem is that American government response to other addictions has frequently been imprisonment, and if that became the case with porn they would have to lock up a lot of their own officials as well as a number of religious leaders. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-15-10 12:03am - 5455 days | #25 | |
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It's looks like you could very easily hurt your wrist, and if that happens how else am I going to enjoy her work, um, I mean work the remote? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-14-10 03:30pm - 5456 days | #2 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Great post Wittyguy! Not really angry, but wonderfully cynical as usual. ;) I seriously doubt Google threatening to pull their business out (sounds dirty...) of China will have any effect whatsoever. It'll make for a great cover story or some meaningless slogan about their supposed defense of free speech but it's all bullshit. Kind of like a couple years back when all those celebrities and politicians were posing in glossy magazines for their 'support' (whatever that means) in 'helping' Darfur. Yeah, now Sudan is heaven on earth and is just coming into bloom as a new democracy. Only it's not, thanks in part to these morons who do nothing beyond talking and posing for photographs. Talk may be cheap, but it can sure sound great and make you look like a humanitarian despite your true apathy. Sadly it's not much different with Google; they're a business, and a big one at that so their only concern is money, not free speech or any other ideal they supposedly espouse. "Don't be evil"--give me a break, Google; you're out to earn money not win hearts and minds. The U.S. has and continues to do trillions of dollars in trade with China, regardless of our government's 'position' on their human rights record or of all the John Birch wannabes and armchair Napoleons calling for the U.S. to spread freedom and democracy by force to the rest of the world. At least Google doesn't have some overseas preschool sweatshop where kids are chained to tables where they assemble servers and other components to run Google's business. At least not that we know of...
Are you referring to lk2fireone's kitten-at-gunpoint avatar, because I don't even think most PU members care about that cute animal? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Jan 14, 2010, 03:37pm | |
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01-14-10 02:48pm - 5456 days | #20 | |
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I once read a letter to an editor by the president of the NRA in response to a recent article and in the letter he said that the 2nd Amendment was more important than free speech (1st Amendment). No, I'm not joking. My problem isn't the defense of gun rights--it is in the Constitution after all--but the sole defense of gun rights over absolutely every other freedom imaginable. Take the last few years after 9/11 and the rehash of that age old idea of trading a 'little' freedom for the illusion of increased security; freedoms of speech, press, right to a fair trial, protection from unreasonable searches and seizures, plus multiple other basic freedoms--except gun rights, I guess because you need them in order to defend your home/business/family/militia from terrorists. No other amendment has this kind of lobbying power, political influence, and sheer amount of money protecting it. Some call it their patriotic duty to stand up for the 2nd Amendment over everything else, I call it misguided, ignorant, and just plain selfish. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-13-10 01:50pm - 5457 days | #18 | ||
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I am thinking it's because legislators, despite their love of debating and defending inane subjects, really don't want to talk about fisting, or even facials, creampies, body fluids, etc. At least they don't want to debate this in a public forum, as there have been some genuinely creepy sex scandals in the last few years, stuff that makes my viewing preferences seem downright boring and mundane but still very legal.
Barring the fact that sex or sex toys are not even hinted at in the Constitution as I mentioned earlier, it stills seems very crazy to me that there are places that allow you to buy a weapon that can put hot lead in somebody's body but you still can't buy a toy to put hot sex (or at least creative sex) in your marriage or relationship. They are still enforced by barring sex shops from selling toys and counselors and online retailers from offering them as well, all while allowing possession. It's kind of like fireworks laws, and I guess in the wrong hands both can hurt people in one way or another--though hopefully only fireworks involve fire! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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01-13-10 12:15am - 5457 days | #32 | |
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A fourth Spiderman seems to be pushing it, but I guess the almighty dollar rolls on... Fortunately it's Spiderman and not -men because then they would start fleshing out every character with his or her own film like they have started with X-Men and Wolverine. --- I just saw "The Hurt Locker" on DVD and was impressed. It was thrilling and very watchable while still being respectful of the subject matter (the Iraq War from the point of view of American soldiers). It would have been way too easy to just turn this into another action flick for audiences with short attention spans--and it seems to be marketed that way, though inaccurately so. My one gripe is the shake-'em-up cinematography (thank you, "Saving Private Ryan"). I know, I know; shake the camera, and suddenly the film is 'real' and can 'immerse' you in the story but I would really love to see a modern action or war film have some control and remount the camera for at least part of the film. I also think it goes on a little too long as the last five or so minutes are unnecessary and too cliche (sorry, I'm not giving the ending away). Still, despite my personal prejudices, I enjoyed it and am relieved that a decent film could actually be made of the Iraq War this early on (the war is still going on, BTW)--I mean I actually want to re-watch it. All the other films and documentaries I have seen on the war have just left me angry and depressed, but this didn't. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-12-10 11:02pm - 5457 days | #12 | ||
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I haven't seen the film either (it's in my Netflix queue, I swear!), but frankly it doesn't sound like much of a stretch. I mean a high class call girl, really? That doesn't even sound like a bold move by the producers or casting director, especially with Steven Soderbergh as director. If it sounded like a really demanding role for a pretty actress (think Charlize Theron in "Monster") than I might be inclined to think she had some mainstream talent to show off, but not as a hooker in an independent film with a minute budget. Having said all that she still looks hot in PinkPanther's link:
That's one lucky outfit! And am I to assume all the studs are to keep creeps like me away? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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01-12-10 10:54pm - 5457 days | #10 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Lol. Tuck that tongue back in, PP! :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-12-10 10:50pm - 5457 days | #4 | |
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I have to admit I hadn't heard of her until reading this thread, but she has over a hundred titles credited with her as a performer. Pretty impressive considering she started at an age that many actresses never even make it to. There's a recent thread about "It" girls but a lot of girls have decades before they will even reach the age when Peg was in her prime. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-11-10 07:43pm - 5459 days | #4 | |
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Ahh! What a horrible article, Advent! Don't tell me porn-for-profit is going away. :( Damn this economy. Though I can say I don't care about "It" girls (or even Sasha Grey for that matter) the article gave an indication of how fleeting such a title is as she only started in 2006, apparently just after she turned 18. Nobody can be it forever so is she already on her way down, since 2009 was "her" year? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-09-10 09:49pm - 5461 days | #8 | |
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I believe they are referring to 21Sextury.com. It's a network site with all kinds of content but has one site--Lez Cuties--that is just girl-girl though some of their other sites do have a nice variety of girl-girl scenes too, such as Zoliboy, Club Sandy, Blue Angel Live. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-09-10 09:17pm - 5461 days | #15 | |
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Ahh, creating a crime where none existed before--don't you just love America's system of 'justice?' Lesson learned: if at first you don't succeed, try try again! :) (Gee, I wonder if the manpower could have been better spent on other crimes like, oh I don't know, terrorism?) Interestingly enough Chong could have gotten in trouble in a few states if he owned a company that instead made artistic glass dongs. No joke, because in a few parts of the U.S. it is illegal to sell sex toys, or at least devices purposely made as sex toys (so you can still buy all the fruit and vegetables you desire). Too bad the founding fathers didn't put an amendment in the Bill of Rights about the right to keep and bear, uh, 'medical devices' like they did arms. Just think there could be a National Vibrator Association (would probably be closedly connected to NOW) as well as the NRA. ;) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-09-10 08:57pm - 5461 days | #13 | |
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I have never seen or read any warnings for potential subscribers of sites based on their address, the only real warnings concern age verification (both subscribers' and models' ages) and I think once they have your money/CC number they really don't even give a shit how old you are. Ordering DVDs can be quite different. I have browsed numerous American sites that sell Euro versions of DVDs and their lists of off-limit states and districts are usually pretty easy to find and shamefully long to boot. I live in one of these dead zones and a lot of sites won't even let you complete your order once you enter your address. The responsibility seems to be mostly up to the seller more than the buyer so Seymore Butts' anger is understandable given his legal history and how easy it would be for some community to cry foul and have him put out of business or thrown in jail. Euro sites selling their Euro DVDs to Americans leave it more up to the buyer, telling customers to understand their country's import/customs rules regarding potentially 'obscene' material and that if an order is seized then it's out of their hands. In these cases the customer could get in trouble and I highly doubt the U.S. would try and prosecute or extradite someone from another country over some dirty movies...at least until we elect another member of the Bush family. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-08-10 09:46pm - 5462 days | #22 | |
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You're probably right, D. Plus all the staring, panting and drooling (and probably tent pitching as well) won't help the situation. And if you even think of sniffing Georgia's crotch she'll probably put you to sleep herself. :( "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-08-10 09:30pm - 5462 days | #8 | |
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The last frontier--enjoy it while you still can... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-08-10 10:51am - 5462 days | #21 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hmm, I wasn't even aware that she had ever done a nude scene--thanks, lk2fireone! Us "Internet peeping Toms" have to stick together! ;) I have never been a fan of sites that throw together grainy VHS captures, old magazine scans, and early "modeling work" to quench the fans' cravings for glimpses and hints of their favorite movie stars in the buff or nearly in the buff. Yes, there are plenty of mainstream actresses I want to see do nude scenes or even a feature length porno (c'mon, is that really too much to ask?), but if they aren't going to do it then it's not happening--not even with a stunt butt or stunt silhouette. I think the problem is Hollywood and American audiences, not Portman. As Americans we have come to accept an incredible amount and level of violence that I think is a little more than disturbing. It's amazing what warrants an 'R' rating in the U.S.; naughty words, pee-pee parts and of course the evils of drug use (it supports terrorism after all), but not the type of violence that continually causes real problems in people's real lives. I do like how she says "sex is such a big part of life"--yeah, especially if you are planning on having a kid, or perpetuating the species, it can be a real deal breaker! Puts a smile on my face every time. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Jan 08, 2010, 11:15am | |
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01-08-10 10:19am - 5462 days | #20 | |
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Lol Drooler, or maybe "You're beautiful when you put me in a gooseneck wrist lock." :) Of course "hard to get" pretty much applies to most of the stuff I see going on in porn, so that's a given. "Hard to manage" probably applies as well. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-08-10 12:23am - 5462 days | #18 | |
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Oh don't say that, PP! I love Faye and I don't want her to have a temper! Now I have to cross her off my list of the potential talent I plan to shoot whenever I become a director of hardcore girl-girl videos. ;) (She was near the top too because of her red hair, but I guess it's true that redheads do have fiery tempers.) I would not be too surprised if Georgia really does have a temper and/or a fondness for fighting as I have never found her very likable or just as sweet as other girls out there. I love her looks but an oversized ego can usually ruin even the hottest of girls for me. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-08-10 12:02am - 5462 days | #6 | |
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I am pretty sure Sweet Pictures is a Euro studio, as you can find their DVDs in Euro online stores but not American ones. When I was living in Germany I spent plenty of time in porn shops and would see numerous "Euro versions" of U.S. releases. I believe this is what got Max Hardcore in trouble (though not necessarily over fisting per se), an online store had sold Euro versions of his DVDs to U.S. addresses, which just goes to show how prude and pathetic this country is. You can make it here, but you can't sell it here, at least not without some additional editing! Land of the free my ass--when oh when is this country going to grow up? Of course I come from a state where the very act of sex is illegal unless the two people (no more) involved are married (and only straight marriage is constitutional in the state, by the way), so I doubt "fringe act" porn is going to be made legal anytime soon. As far as ALS and all the other U.S. sites getting away with it must have something with their content not being on DVD. I have watched U.S. DVDs that have had content cut out and instead they put in some text telling me to go to their site to see the missing goods. My best guess (and this is an extremely rough guess) is that sites may not have to prove--or at least a prosecutor would not be able to prove--where exactly the material was produced and thus the acts were not necessarily illegal wherever they happened to be shot. Of course how they can still release it to American customers (we do give them U.S. billing addresses) is something I am really not quite sure about. My guess here would be that the law may not apply to digital goods, only to physical ones like DVDs, magazines, "personal massage" devices, etc. Where's Wittyguy with a good and angry rant when you need him? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-05-10 12:35pm - 5465 days | #20 | |
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They might think it only caused pleasure for the aggressor (usually the guy) but not both parties involved. There are other species where sex isn't for anything but procreation as it's not pleasurable, but for us it is yet we seem to abandon that in porn. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-04-10 10:30pm - 5466 days | #6 | |
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Douche bags run the world, or at least the world of porn. :( That's the short answer, and the long answer is in sites like the ones you mentioned and the so many countless others out there. Sad but true. We at PU have talked endlessly about, well, guys talking in porn and most of us are pretty frustrated with it, not to mention all the other sins you mentioned. I wish these assholes would take a lesson from the 1983 version of "Scarface": "Don't get high on your own supply." Okay, they're dealing in the perverted arts and not drugs but the same basic lesson applies: keep your goddamn hands to yourselves so the customer has a chance to 'enjoy' the product! I gave up on a lot of hardcore porn a long time ago and my favorite sites are now girls only and girl-girl (not truly lesbian, but marketed as such). I know a lot guys find these to be boring but I like to think that they are quite relaxing. Why? Simple; no guys, no goofballs, no boners (both meanings apply here), and no bullshit. I am afraid if you want to see the women then you have to see that the guys take a fucking hike. Unfortunately many of these girls only sites have male help but if you're lucky they are kept quiet and off camera. A few suggestions for guy-free porn: - InTheCrack: All girl content, little-to-no talking, and they warn if even a guy's hands are involved in a scene - ALSScan and it's sister site ALS Angels: Again all girl content, but a lot of BTS videos with dudes talking and appearing on camera - AbbyWinters: Yes, it's all girl as well, and may have quite a few female employees, but it's well liked by some here at PU, though it has been accused of being boring the last few months and has also been in some trouble "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Jan 04, 2010, 10:34pm | |
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01-04-10 10:01pm - 5466 days | #17 | ||
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I have to admit that when I saw it in 3D it was quite an experience (even with the assholes who didn't have the discipline to sit through its entire length without babbling to their friends or texting), and something I doubt a big screen or 'home theater' could even get close to recreating, so rewatching it in theaters would be the way to go. I am also glad that someone like Michael Bay didn't direct, instead there were long, smooth takes. Oh, and no herky-jerky cinematography either.
If you don't like hand-held camera work how can you return to porn? :) It's practically all hand-held with the occasional scene shot from a coffee table as the guy does double duty as both performer and director and keeps looking back at the camera to make sure the battery hasn't died or his female counterpart is still in frame. It barely works, but you gotta love it! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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01-04-10 03:50pm - 5466 days | #11 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I dislike most of these films that make tons of money, but I am sure some PU members do like them, including "Twilight." I did like Avatar however, but all of the previews (most of which are in the above Yahoo! list) looked like shit; way too much computer animation without the story to back it up. Plus way too many of these upcoming films are just sequels and remakes, which I hate even more than relying on the CGI bullshit. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-04-10 03:43pm - 5466 days | #12 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
That's why I hate these stupid 'private browsing' modes. The majority of the time I don't want to erase absolutely everything, just some things. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-03-10 07:44pm - 5467 days | #9 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I must say that I love Firefox over any other browser I have tried. Explorer is a joke and can be extremely frustrating to use, especially with regards to security. It's like the program has an attitude of "I guess I can delete personal information if you want" instead of doing automatically when you quit the browser. I have also tried Google's Chrome, and I have to say I prefer the metal to the browser. It's not much better than IE, and can't compete with Firefox either. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-03-10 07:10pm - 5467 days | #8 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I didn't think you were the typical "Twilight" viewer, but maybe you've been lying about your age and gender all this time. :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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01-03-10 07:00pm - 5467 days | #5 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I'm not really fond of things that dangle...whether they are on a web page or not! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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12-31-09 01:56pm - 5470 days | #6 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Lol! That'll probably keep you calm RB...at least for a little while. I'll probably stay home and watch a movie (no not that type of movie). I've never been a c'mon-and-join-the-crowd type of person. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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12-30-09 11:48pm - 5470 days | #96 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Great post, Wittyguy! One last bitter diatribe before the year closes out? ;) Hate to rain on your pissed-off parade but big business has already pretty much become big brother. After all who do you think runs the world? It's the fewer and fewer large corporations run by a select few who fight for their share of the pie while the rest of us--the 99% or so who do the labor and dirty work--get to split up whatever crumbs are left over. Remember: money talks and bullshit walks! Haven't I said this before somewhere in this forum? How do you think we came up with such wonderful things as slavery, pollution, deadly working conditions, poisonous goods, the list goes on? The pursuit of the almighty dollar! (The real 'god' worshiped in the U.S.) Now it looks as if a little more free speech is dying somewhere in the world, in this case India. If the terrorists get really smart they will just start planting a bunch of pervert cells in India (or wherever sex searches are banned) so that the government is so overwhelmed pursuing horny Internet users that it has no resources left to fight real criminals and terrorists. You end your rant with a great paragraph:
Lol! That goddamn human biology keeps getting in the way of enforcing dumb laws. I mean when are people going to stop thinking about sex and using their computers to watch it?! My message to the lawmakers around the world: just wait until our species goes extinct and then you can solve this whole sex thing. Until then, good luck and fuck off. Seriously though, zero tolerance is zero thinking and India definitely needs people to be able to look up sex, especially sex education. They have 1.1 plus billion people--censorship is not the best solution. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Dec 30, 2009, 11:54pm | |
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12-29-09 08:58pm - 5472 days | #199 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Saw "Avatar" in 3D--quite an experience! The previews (including one that happened to star Tom Cruise) looked terrible though, and CGI-fueled to boot; maybe all this post-production SFX mayhem is going way too far. No offense, pat362, but I never thought Tiger was an upstanding guy, he "played" golf for christ's sake! I don't even consider that much of a sport, much less one that's worth the hundreds of millions he was given as its rising (now falling?) star. Plus Charlie Sheen has done far worse; he accidentally shot his former girlfriend Kelly Preston (now married to John Travolta). Call me crazy, but I think an accidental gunshot wound is pretty serious. And as far as Liberace and Rock Hudson are concerned, I don't think anybody needed the Internet to see that they would never have the hots for any of the women who were hot for them. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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12-29-09 08:45pm - 5472 days | #5 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Are you talking about politicians who build their careers on "morals" and "values"--including attacking porn--and get funding and win elections as a result (until they get caught cheating on their spouses of course)? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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12-28-09 11:01pm - 5472 days | #197 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I understand that a lot of artists are arrogant but if I chose not to see the work of someone I didn't like I wouldn't be able to see anything! I always try to separate the art from the artists and judge the work not the person. Not to defend Cameron too much, but he doesn't seem that arrogant and he at least hasn't been convicted of a crime and fled the country, and even if he had would it ruin his films? I doubt it. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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12-28-09 03:29pm - 5473 days | #16 | |
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Thanks. I have also heard people say god or their faith is on their side in causing trouble, in fact I still see it every day. Bigotry, intolerance, racism, sexism, you name it you're excused to practice it as long as you say the magic word--religion. As far as you hanging out in a black church it definitely sounds weird, plus you would be drooling all over the place and asking people if they like photos more than videos; weird indeed! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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12-28-09 03:09pm - 5473 days | #194 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I believe they do what you already mentioned; tell the actors what to do. From what I have heard actors have to record their lines over and over in animated films (considerably more so than live ones) because the directors want the perfect emotions and the voices are all they can get from the cast. The directors probably have to really know the story and characters intimately in order to get the "right" readings from the actors. "Avatar" is closer to live films as the actors still had to move and act for the motion capture instead of just reading their lines. From all the promotional stuff out now about the film it sounds as if they really had to use their imaginations as they were capturing/filming in big empty studios with giant green screens and wearing motion capture suits. Cameron seems to be taking a lot of credit, or at least the promotion, of the film but he has mentioned that it took huge teams of animators and designers to actually make the film, hence the cost and time. I saw an interview of him where he was making what I thought was a good defense of the cost as he said the production of the film employed people instead of building stuff and blowing it up and he didn't feel guilty about doing that. As far as anyone else who could 'do' this my guess would be Michael Bay, though the number of cuts he would have done in a 166 minute film is something I don't even want to think about. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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12-28-09 02:51pm - 5473 days | #3 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Lol! What a great story for the holidays, and take that Hugh Hefner! I wonder if these three women combined equal the governor's age or, like Hefner, are they are only a fraction of his age? It sounds like he left them hanging at least as far as the mining lease promise is concerned. Lesson learned: only make promises you can keep, no matter how much you want the sex or how good it gets, and never, ever make promises during the act. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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12-27-09 09:07pm - 5474 days | #13 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
At the risk of being unpopular, getting negative trust votes, and a whole bunch of angry responses, I would recommend against the church-going route. Frankly, it is simply going from one vice to another, and one that could still take your money and friends if they work you long enough. Like exotics4me suggested, try and take up an activity that doesn't really require a credit card or cash, or your unquestioned worship and devotion for that matter. You could meet new friends without having to think exactly as they do, give them your money, and hopefully build genuine relationships in the process. Personally I would not recommend counseling either but that's really more exotics' department...plus he's probably a lot bigger than me, so listen to him! Hope things get better for you in the new year, and drop that fucking site! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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12-22-09 12:34am - 5479 days | #4 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
In the context of Cameron's syrupy film it is. He somehow turned a real life disaster into the annoying obstacle in a transatlantic love triangle that plodded on for some three plus hours. The Titanic and its sinking may have been the setting but I wouldn't say they were the main focus of the story. Imagine if in the future a filmmaker depicts the 9/11 attacks as the backdrop for some dumb love story and in the process makes hundreds of millions of dollars. But then again people are always hijacking tragedy for profit, so I won't be surprised when it happens. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Dec 22, 2009, 11:13am | |
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12-21-09 01:18pm - 5480 days | #25 | |
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Hey, that's my method for organizing my hard drives! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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12-21-09 01:10pm - 5480 days | #2 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Sounds sort of like his last film "Titanic"--lots of awe-inspiring effects and sets but a really flat and forgettable story. At least there's no Celine Dion soundtrack. Cameron is a talented director and has done a lot for Hollywood special effects in the last twenty-five years, so it's no surprise he should be the one to add a whole new dimension to the mix with extensive motion capture technology. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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12-20-09 11:24pm - 5480 days | #15 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
That photo looks pretty mild compared to some of the other ones--you can actually make out the details of her skin. The other models look very heavily altered. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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12-20-09 07:31pm - 5481 days | #191 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
You're not kidding. "Cardiac arrest" at 32 is not exactly a natural cause either. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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