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11-11-09  03:19pm - 5520 days #3
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I am sure "Hacked Profiles" is as truthful as "100% all natural teens" or the dreaded label "exclusive". I seriously doubt all these girls have the makeup artists, decent equipment, and the crew or skills to capture these "hacked" files -- though it's still possible! My new fantasy girl: hot, uninhibited, and really good with a video camera! :) If only I could find someone like this...

Maybe the site gets creative and has a couple of setup videos where we meet a girl for the first time at a public place with computers -- a library or cafe for example -- and she 'accidentally' leaves behind her memory stick and the next thing you know...hardcore porn from her very personal collection! I bet badandy400 wants a site where all the girls have lots of hard drives hooked up to their computers, all loaded with their own videos. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-07-09  05:09pm - 5524 days #3
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We've started a few threads about this topic; "What do you consider 'HD' Quality?" and "Bitrates!" are probably the best ones thus far. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-06-09  04:51pm - 5525 days #22
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I wonder what the Chinese think when they are making Americans' cheap sex toys. Maybe if they are in a good mood they don't put so much lead in the mix. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-05-09  02:26pm - 5526 days #9
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Originally Posted by Denner:


To my regret Megan Cole/Noemi is out (she was the hottest easteuro-vamp of them all)


If it's the Noemi I am thinking of than I only thought she was hot for part of her career. When she was on ALS Scan early in her career, she was pretty cute, sexy, and above all natural. Then a few years ago on ALS's blog Alex dropped the bomb that she had gotten plastic surgery -- extensive surgery. Her lips were blown up, along with her breasts and she resembled some sort of Pam Anderson-modeled transsexual robot sent from the future. It was just horrific and sad. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-05-09  02:13pm - 5526 days #93
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Lol! I have to say, the phrase "70 year old Jesus Jumpers" really makes me laugh. Interestingly this seems to be the same demographic as most of Tuesday's voters -- in other words, a typical election turnout.

But c'mon, pull your head out of your ass and get back to your usual gripe fest! :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-03-09  11:26pm - 5527 days #6
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My only guess for these kinds of laws would be they don't want to risk unwanted penetrations brought on by inebriated customers -- but it's just a guess.

Oh, and the guys who write these laws are uptight moronic prudes with nothing better to do than legislate consensual activity among adults. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-03-09  01:10pm - 5528 days #9
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I have read a lot of people describe Loopt as creepy, which to me is an understatement. How about unethical, intrusive, and invasive? Why is it so important to constantly know what people are doing at all times of the day and where they are doing it? Obviously there is money to be made, otherwise these services would never be created, but I can't see much benefit out of this.

I am sure this is already seen as a way to track spouses/boyfriends/men (because we can't possibly be trusted, right?), but if you can't put your trust and faith in someone then you probably shouldn't be with him or her, and no technology is going to fix your paranoid control freak complex. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-02-09  10:36pm - 5529 days #6
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Great post as always, Wittyguy!

I have to say for a guy with an avatar with its head up its own ass you are actually quite aware of the current state of affairs of this world, or at least this country, with regards to the complacency of our surrender of our basic privacy and liberties. Seriously, why are people so nonchalant about this? You would think people have at least enough common sense to not post their drunk photos on Facebook or start shooting an underage Beaver Hunt with their cell phones.

I like how picdude mentioned the idiotic use of that tired old phrase "What should you worry about if you've done nothing wrong (illegal)." Actually, that's exactly what we should be worrying about. The idea that we are all equally guilty to begin with is abhorrent. It is what I worry about every time I hear "if you've done nothing wrong" -- that I am still having my privacy invaded anyway. Whatever happened to presumption of innocence?

Not to bring up a recovering wound, but it reminds me of the Henry Louis Gates arrest this summer, with a lot of critics of Gates saying that had he not gotten angry at the police he would never been arrested. But can you blame anyone for being angry when they are not presumed innocent in the first place?

But back to the whole privacy issue, there a couple things I always remind myself of:

1.) E-mail is has never been is not and never will be private. It goes through way too many separate channels to ever be considered secure or private. I try to keep my e-mails general (within reason) but still informative enough to not compromise my privacy.

2.) Like #1, anything and everything done on the Internet is tracked, logged, or somehow recorded somewhere, somehow. Yes, we are all anonymous here, and we like it that way, but our IP addresses are still being tracked wherever we go on the web.

A good rule is to act according to what you are on and where. For example, you might not want to update your Facial Abuse collection while at work or at the library, but you just have to update it, so keep it restricted to your computer at your home, unless your spouse or significant other enjoys sharing his or hers, even for porn (in which case, what's your secret?). ;)

Someone is always watching, and hopefully he or she is as open-minded as you. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Nov 02, 2009, 10:40pm

11-02-09  10:01pm - 5529 days #5
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Originally Posted by BabyGetReal:


Oops, Wittyguy, I mistook the (65) by your handle to be your age. But you're only 42. I'm 69. Sorry, you will, with any luck, be around for the full experience!


If only it were true -- I would still be eighteen! Of course, you would be nine and picdude would be three, though incredible reviewers for your ages. No, it's just the user's total points, so unlike your age, you would not want to lie too much, though one lucky user currently has 69.

Hopefully Wittyguy still has a long way to go, unless he is disappeared by Big Brother or stresses out over the daily erosion of civil liberties and human rights. Sleep well, Wittyguy! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-02-09  09:53pm - 5529 days #12
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I am not a current member, but I would still consider myself a lifelong loyal fan of their perverted arts, so I hope they fix this soon. The more I read "ALS Scan dead" as a thread title the more I want to accuse somebody of murder! Seriously, I might be losing sleep over this... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-02-09  09:41pm - 5529 days #16
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


But a squirting sex doll sounds like a fine idea. Help get rid of some of the perverts out there if the manufacturer sets the voltage high enough.


Maybe, but I'm sure there are plenty of potential customers who would want to get shocked. Sounds crazy, but there are electro-shock sex toys out there -- all with very low voltage of course -- though getting it through an action figure would be a little odd, unless it was Storm from X-Men. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-02-09  02:58pm - 5529 days #13
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


YES! Bingo! (Or should I say, "Boingo!") I once saw a vid of her fucking this guy and she all of sudden says, "I'm a real squirter!" and then she sprays all over the guy like a skunk. She was very lovely, too.


I have always said it's a good thing you can only see and hear videos but not smell them, and "like a skunk" makes me think we really take the odor-free thing for granted. :)

That Lily Thai doll sounds like it should talk whenever it squirts -- just hope it wouldn't short out and electrocute the owner ("for novelty purposes only")! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-01-09  10:22pm - 5530 days #24
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Originally Posted by pat362:


God Forbid you prevent teenagers from texting. That would mean they'd have to actually speak face to face with another human being. It's amazing that in an era where communications is made easier. Most young people can't speak to each other except through a small keyboard and screen.


Hey -- with only a difference in screen and keyboard size -- isn't that how we all communicate here? ;)

I don't think texting is that bad...yet. Frankly I am much happier around strangers when they are only typing instead of squawking and gabbing into a phone in public. But I will admit that I am even happier when people can learn to have real conversations with actual words, complete sentences, and fully formed thoughts. Texting seems to too easily give people an excuse to just go "Ah fuck it, I'm done having normal face-to-face conversations."

Texting really seems to make conversing a cheap thoughtless exercise, instead of a way to actually interact with other people on more than just a superficial level. It also seems to serve, like PinkPanther mentioned, as a way for people to get away with having abnormally short attention spans. Yes, I am sure some people really have ADD, but if everyone who has a cell phone has it...well, then we are all in trouble.

It's going to be like that recent speech the president made to a joint session of Congree; a lot of representitaves and senators there were too busy texting to pay attention. Eventually all this sexting and texting and tweeting will just be routine, and then when we die, there's going to be some asshole at our funeral going "Hey, can we hurry this up? I just got an text from a friend who's still alive and we're supposed to meet up." "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-01-09  10:01pm - 5530 days #8
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Some of these ideas sound like the kinds of action figures that would show up in either your nightmares or The Twilight Zone or both, so here's my own idea: Cytherea (one of porn's top squirters). Her action figure would be like a Super Soaker; first you fill her up with (preferably) water, then use one of her arms to charge her up, and next thing you know you have a great conversation piece or the world's most unique water gun! Plus you can also use it to water your Ron Jeremy Chia Pet. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-01-09  09:51pm - 5530 days #7
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


Ron Jeremy. It would shave it's back and work on a Bowflex machine until it could do Jenny Craig commercials.


Hmm...sounds like an idea for the Chia Pet people, though given how hairy he really is I would think that it would require a lot of watering. They already have one of our current president (as well as Washington and Lincoln, plus the freaking Statue of Liberty), so why not The Hedgehog? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-01-09  09:45pm - 5530 days #6
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Originally Posted by mr smut:


No pornstar but a well-known porn director :-). My figure would be Alex DeLarge who will quit his business and start a second career as Frank Zappa impersonator.

B.t.w. no objection against Alex he's doing a great job but I once got upset because he was talking in a masturbation video while I was hmmm concentrating on you know what and then one thing came to my mind "Why the hell has this guy who sounds like Frank Zappa have to speak right now?"


Lol. You are the first person I have heard compare him to Frank Zappa, but I have read plenty of complaints about him talking during what are otherwise 'entertaining' videos. Quite a few have even wondered if he is gay, though given the content of ALS's site I seriously doubt it.

Maybe there could be a talking doll with a camera stuck in front of its face to protect his identity? Every time you hit the shutter release he spouts another phrase; "Oh, that's hot," "It's not my favorite thing, but it's for the members," or even "Stop! You're getting my camera wet!" "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-01-09  10:04am - 5530 days #12
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


Turbo - Thank you for giving me another picture to add to my list of models who've destroyed their good looks with a seriously fucked up boob job.


You're welcome. I do what I can, and as if you were not angry enough already... :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-29-09  09:43pm - 5533 days #6
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These are some great answers mbaya! It always fascinating to read another user's interview and find out a little more about them and what makes them tick. I guess it pays to be brave.

A couple of questions: how long have you been teaching? And when were you working on Wall Street? Was it during the Gordon Gekko '80s by any chance? (Okay, that's three.) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-29-09  02:21pm - 5533 days #25
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Thanks RB and turboshaft. Now I know! :-)


And knowing is half the battle. G.I. Joe!

Sorry, I couldn't resist...and badandy never answered you, though I hope we gave you enough information. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-29-09  02:17pm - 5533 days #39
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Wow, that avatar is hilarious PinkPanther! I don't know if he just found a really great site, a really nasty one, lost all of his data, or is just "expressing his satisfaction" with something... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-29-09  02:10pm - 5533 days #8
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Pat362, your address wasn't completely linked (because of the site's stupid address brackets), it went to a John West page, though he might have pectoral implants...

Her page is this.

She looks beautiful, but those areola scars are hideous, and look as if they must have hurt. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-27-09  10:38pm - 5535 days #19
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Just curious, badandy, but what's "hot_swapping?"


Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your point of view) it is not a sex or porn term...at least not that I know of!

I am sure badandy has a much better definition of this then me, and you are asking him after all, but it is basically when you can connect components without having to shut down your computer. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-22-09  03:27pm - 5540 days #23
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


They get stymied if they have to make change for $1.37 when you hand them a five-dollar bill and 2 cents. They've also never heard the word 'stymied'.


Yes, I have had coins handed back to me when I tried to make it easier for them to give me change, but they get pissed if I use a credit card because they have to wait for me to sign. :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-22-09  03:16pm - 5540 days #11
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I have to agree with pretty much everyone here (sorry, jd1961) and say that I am not a fan of the music either. Really, how many times have we already heard those excessively cheesy soundtrack intros and outros? Now we have to sit through a whole video of cheese and sleaze? No thank you.

Non-diegetic sound (sound from outside the world of the story) may work in a Hollywood epic, but I have yet to see a Kubrick or Spielberg of porn -- though I am sure "A Clockwork Orange" could translate well to porn. Anyways, I like it when porn stays with the natural soundtrack; the model(s) and her/their actions, and that's it!

Unfortunately in the modern porn world where everybody is turning to gonzo there is way too much interaction with the cameramen. Now whoever is onscreen has to compete with whoever is off-screen, and the results are never pleasant: the cameraman and the crew panting, joking, whispering, and just generally expressing their douche baggery while the attention should be what is in front of the camera. Add to this all the dogs barking, sirens wailing, and all the other background noises and the music track is almost necessary.

InTheCrack is probably the best example of restraint when it comes to off screen interference. The cameramen rarely speak, and the few times when they do I am surprised they just haven't edited it out. But still, so little talking and no music make for some highly enjoyable videos, and I wish other sites would take the hint. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-22-09  02:52pm - 5540 days #6
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I would try and do one if I was asked, but I think there are a few members who should go before me; exotis4me (though if you follow this forum closely you already know quite a bit), Wittyguy, RagingBuddhist, the list goes on... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-17-09  07:58pm - 5545 days #16
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Originally Posted by Monahan:


Uhhhhhhh, well you have a striking resemblance to Herschel Savage (the way he looks today) and I guess we could be in a dead heat.


He looks a little like him, but only a little. Plus, considering he is still doing scenes, I think that Herschel would have no reason to be as angry looking as RB. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-14-09  10:01pm - 5548 days #6
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


There aren't too many things that would make me wish I was 25 again, but this sure is one of 'em. I won't wear bifocals, so I have a pair of reading glasses and a pair for driving. I was thinking of asking the doc for a pair of "middlins" cuz the monitor is too far away for one and not far enough away for the other. I can see I need to stop thinking and go for it. Thanks for the clarification here. :laughs:


Well it's good to know that you'll be too blind to do anything if your rage really takes control! :)

But seriously, this is a cool idea and a unique way to reward the more fervent perverts -- I mean users! -- on here. Now I just have to come up with what I want for an avatar... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-14-09  02:01pm - 5548 days #11
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Originally Posted by mr3633:


First and foremost, be an ethical company that is honest with your customers. Hint: I hope the Site Owners of incrediblepass.com and other ethically challenged sites read this.
Fortunately, the vast majority of sites I have encountered have ethical business principles.


I second this! Please be upfront about what you are and are not offering, and for what price. Also our thoughts on why pre-checked cross sales suck can be read here.

If you cannot deliver on a promise, then simply don't offer it in the first place. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-13-09  05:37pm - 5549 days #7
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Originally Posted by Thrivy:


On the other hand, when it comes to gay porn, there are plenty of sites devoted to two young twinks having sex with each other. In fact, the amount of twink porn by far outweighs the number of sites dedicated to mature guys fucking young teen boys.
So why on earth is it, that gay men are obviously turned on by looking at young lads having sex, whereas straight men want to see men in their age fucking teen girls?


I think you just answered your own question. It's fantasy, and a large part of the audience, be it gay or straight, likes the performers young. With straight porn females are the focus of most of the audience, so the guys' ages are not that important. And if they are important then I would figure they would prefer to see males closer to their own ages since this would be a part of the fantasy, and would make the majority of them older than teens.

It is also just simple math. To be true "teen" content -- eighteen or nineteen -- can really limit the talent pool. Even just allowing guys through their twenties still leaves out a ton of actors. Lets be honest; the physical requirements are different for guys and girls.

A lot of sites take girls fresh out of high school since they look the youngest, but they want the guys for more than looks, so they will choose reliability over age since that is what counts. As pat362 and exotics4me mentioned, it's the guys who have to hold a thirty minute or more erection, through vigorous sex that looks good on camera, and still not come until everyone else is ready. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-13-09  05:11pm - 5549 days #8
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No offense, but basically any civilization that has a basic understanding of the concept of money is going to have plenty of women who are more than willing to have sex for cash -- hence the "world's oldest profession." There are still even more who will do it in front of a camera and a bunch of crew members (mostly men) and even love it, but again as long as a they are getting paid.

I have yet to hear of a company or site that has serious trouble finding attractive models, unless their standards are extremely high and demanding (which unfortunately would only include a handful of sites). It seems that almost every site has a "Models Wanted" link or something similar. This probably attracts amateurs and those just experimenting more than seasoned girls, but I still think it is cool to see a model do one shoot with a single site and never appear anywhere else -- the most exclusive of exclusive. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-09-09  12:19pm - 5553 days #4
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This sounds like something along the lines of Max Hardcore...but he is in jail now, so you might have to keep looking. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-09-09  12:06pm - 5553 days #15
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


The students should instead have planned to show a movie depicting extreme violence and gore. Had they done that, chances are the threat of a funding cut -- and this thread -- would never have materialized.


Sadly, you are probably right, but I would rather have people imitating a porno than even a 'mild' horror movie any day!

And if this thread hadn't materialized there would still be Wittyguy's Free Speech one. :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-09-09  12:05am - 5553 days #12
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Well, the Maryland legislature won't let this issue die, so I won't let this thread die!

It seems that Maryland will be the first state to have rules for showing porn on public school campuses. Apparently all Maryland state colleges will have until December 1 to come up with policies that govern "the displaying or screening of obscene films and materials."

I would say that there are probably more pressing issues at hand (massive state budget deficits? recession? rising unemployment? is anybody even thinking anymore?), but after all, what do I know, right? Never mind that pesky 1st Amendment -- that damn thing just keeps coming back to bite narrow-minded politicians in the ass -- but now some administrator somewhere at every school is going to waste time with the task of defining what is obscene and what is not. And we all know how well defining obscenity goes... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-06-09  05:09pm - 5556 days #3
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They might not affect my decision the very first time I join a site, but I will usually note them in reviews and be very wary of rejoining in the future. I am already pretty paranoid to begin with, I don't need to be scouring a site to make sure I don't accidentally purchase something I don't want.

It's a slippery slope; if a site can't be honest enough to have unchecked cross sales -- if it's going to have any at all -- then why should I even trust them with my CC number? Come on, just offer them, but stop fucking pre-checking them! Imagine if you were buying a new car and if you couldn't purchase a car without agreeing to purchase an undercoating at the same time -- you would probably be pretty angry. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-04-09  04:19pm - 5558 days #25
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


To me, the only thing that pee does regarding sex is cause an interruption. Yet I suppose that measuring the stream length might lend itself as a health indicator (?).


I don't think that stream length can really indicate good health, though I am sure it can make a urologist's job a lot more fun (or not). :)

Originally Posted by Drooler:


Regarding cum-shots, perhaps the girl could hold up a little target for the guy to aim at. Then records could eventually be compiled of distance/drip ratios. The boys could compete against themselves and each other.


This could be an answer for anyone who was wondering what the purpose of cumshot comps are for. Me personally I am not too interested in who is better at this, and it sounds like an idea for gay porn. Plus, don't you think Peter North is already at the top of this? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Nov 14, 2009, 02:42pm

09-30-09  11:31pm - 5562 days #13
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A teen who sexts his or herself to another teen is guilty of being a teen. Short of strong prescription drugs -- which I'm sure some pharmaceutical giant is already brewing in a lab -- I seriously doubt adults will ever figure out how to gets kids' minds off sex. No, I would be horrified if my son or daughter was sending out nude photos, bu then again I would be horrified if I had a son or daughter in the first place! :o

Sorry, but it's just human nature, and even multiple cases of prosecutorial prudishness are not going to turn things around or even scare hot and horny teens enough to make them stop. Maybe the judges and prosecutors who waste time and taxpayers' money on this will eventually get around and pull their heads out of their asses in order to go after real criminals, but I don't have very high hopes at the moment. Just look at Wittyguy's original post in his excellent Free Speech and Porn thread. (I am surprised I was the only one to respond to that post, but then again I do like to anger up the blood.)

And in regards to pat362;

Originally Posted by pat362:


...When exactly did society get so screwed up that these things happen?...


No offense, but I think that when you make this statement it is when you declare that you are officially out of touch. :)

Again, I am just joking here, as I think we all reach a point where we look around and go "Goddamn kids/country/society/culture/morals -- it's all gone to hell!" just not at the same point in our lives, and maybe not all at once. I am in college and I definitely have some issues with people even a few years younger than me, but it's not the sexting, which I have yet to find anyone actually doing anyway (but I am looking!).

Sometimes it's political, like people who claim they "want their country back," or it's social, or religious, or something else, but it seems to mostly be generational. The more years between people's birth dates and the more different they seem to be in the way they choose to run their lives and look at the world. I don't look at as the collapse of society, or the screwing up of society, or anything like that. It's just the passage of time, and like it or not it's going to keep on marching. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-30-09  10:42pm - 5562 days #25
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


I scoff at those who say this case is unimportant. What if it was YOUR daughter or sister? the fact that he's rich and famous, and 30 years have elapsed, have no bearing on guilt or innocence. Polanski committed multiple, heinous crimes against this girl, and then fled justice. Shame on anyone who argues he doesn't deserve to be brought to justice.


Though I don't disagree with the comment by "balitmore aureole" that this is an important case, I will play devil's advocate and ask is this really the most important thing our justice department should be pursuing right now?

We still can't decide whether we want to torture or not, what the hell we are going to do with Guantanamo detainees, and I seriously doubt we will ever be lucky/smart enough to catch Osama Bin Laden, but we sure as hell never forget about our child rapists!

LostFaith thinks this leniency would not be tolerated if Polanski was a no-name street bum. No, probably not, but would the government even have put much effort into catching a no-name after all this time? I think not, unless the victim or victim's family could get on "Dateline" (which also has an odd obsession with child rape) or something similar and plead their case. Call me a cynic (I already do), but I would not be surprised if we eventually learn their is a political motive behind this, with no consideration for "upholding" the law, or having the slightest bit of empathy for victims. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-29-09  05:00pm - 5563 days #6
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I'm not obsessed with cumshots, but then again I don't always care for boy-girl content either. But if a girl and a guy (or more) are going at it, well, I do eventually expect an 'ending' of sorts.

I don't believe in miracles, and I am not asking for proof that the girl came. One, this would probably require a heart rate monitor or something, which would likely be costly and not very arousing to the viewers, much less the performers. And two, I am not expecting all women would achieve one, even from the 'roid rage-induced romance of their screen partner ramming into them for the last half hour.

So, if it's a lot easier for the guy to shoot off his fireworks, then why not show it? It might not be a deal breaker in my case, but it still seems odd to not show it.

If you do decide to show them, all I ask is two simple things:

1.) Aim away from the face. Please, don't make the majority of cumshots facials! I am sure there are quite a few girls who enjoy this and may even prefer it, but in general it gets degrading and old, plus I bet they don't like having clean it out of their hair at the end of a shoot. :( There are plenty of other places and ways to finish a scene.

2.) Try and make it natural, as if was going to happen, not only after the guy nearly sprains his wrist in the 'spontaneity' of the moment. I have lost count the number of times the guy gets ready...only to jerk himself off. This is lame and just about ruins a good scene. It is still technically a cumshot, but it is not worth watching if that's how it is achieved. And please don't attempt this through editing. I still think the worst jump cuts are found in porn where it cuts from him standing at the ready (at least we thought he was ready) to 'suddenly' splattering a very patient girl in the face.

Hope these help. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-29-09  04:33pm - 5563 days #22
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Almost everyone has already stated what I think but let me reinforce the benefit of a pay site: quality! Quality, quality, quality -- I cannot emphasize this enough!

It's bad enough that the thieves (and that's what they are) uploading to these sites are sharing someone else's material, but they frequently break up videos and photo sets. To me this is not only irritating but a clear reflection of the asinine carelessness of these free sites. I am sure almost everyone likes getting something for nothing, but I can't think of a single site that is shooting content pro bono just so it can be ruined by whoever wants to share it.

A lot of people put a lot of effort into finding, booking, and shooting models with (we hope) decent lighting, sets, equipment, etc., and the asking price for the vast majority of the end product is, as GCode mentioned, usually less than dollar a day. PU is proof that there are those that care about all this, and when it is done well we let in be known in reviews and comments.

I do care whether a site actually cares about not only what but also how it shoots. Even when I disagree with the content or the approach of a site, I can still appreciate the amount of time and effort that went into it, which is all lost in resorting to a free 'tube or torrent site. Yes, there are a lot of sites that just slap together content as quickly and as haphazardly as possible in the hopes that customers will be too horny to care, but they are not worth it. But when a site works to make something worthy of paying customers, it should not be ripped off.

Hey, I still hate most of the times a film is broadcast on TV knowing it is going to be censored, panned, scanned, and just flat out degraded. I know there is at least one audiophile PUer who was complaining about how difficult it was to find an mp3 player that could play uncompressed audio files. If something is worth paying for then pay for it, don't steal it. It's not called a business for nothing. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-24-09  10:30pm - 5568 days #132
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Originally Posted by badandy400:


I keep asking my girlfriend, but for some reason she is apposed to me having boobs. :( I really can not figure out why!?!?!


I presume that she does not want you spending any more money. Hopefully you'll find a job soon and give yourself a present... :)

This thread may have taken one of the more disturbingly interesting turns in the forum's history! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-23-09  12:43pm - 5569 days #126
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Originally Posted by mbaya:


Andy how did you become such an expert? Was it from firsthand experience?


Maybe there are a bunch of medical journals on some of his hard drive as well. :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-23-09  12:42pm - 5569 days #125
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In case you were wondering, it's called Trans Umbilical Breast Augmentation (TUBA), and it's with an implant that is inserted and then inflated/filled, so I think it is for all sizes. Still sounds incredibly invasive and a lot more complicated that simply implanting them in the chest in the first place. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-23-09  09:43am - 5569 days #122
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I am with badandy on this one, in that fake breasts can look great when a girl is wearing clothing, but without... The bigger implants -- D and above, sometimes C -- can look unnaturally firm, as if gravity no longer applies, or as the real problem of the matter, they are not made up of normal breast tissue.

And then there is scarring which is very unattractive, whether it is on areola or the under the breast itself, and it seems to defeat the whole purpose of looking better. Some implants are actually forced in through the belly button (saw it on TV a couple of times, looked painful) since it is already a scar, but that may be for only smaller implants. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-23-09  09:23am - 5569 days #5
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I have seen quite a few shitty sites with that "Do you want to cancel this page" bullshit on them. Even more irritating is when it just navigates to a page that asks "Are you really sure?" and so on until you end up either punching your monitor or your head explodes, or both. I really wish computers and sites would stop asking me if I am sure, because I am sure that I am sure!

I really don't like Yahoo, whether it's checking mail or doing anything else. I still have an account there for subscribing to new sites, even when I trust the site. My big problem is that only about half of the spam mail actually makes it to the spam folder, the other half ends up in the inbox. I have a Google account for regular e-mail, but it's not spam free either.

And of course about half of my snail mail is still junk mail. :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

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Here's another number: the article said that women only make up 13% of the contributors to Wikipedia. I bet we would be lucky if women make up even 1.3% of our contributors! That's the one thing I wish this site had -- a balance of opinion, at least in terms of gender. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

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Originally Posted by badandy400:


Hum...as someone who is not a new member, I somehow get the impression you are hoping to not hear from the upper forum posters in this one!


I am actually hoping to hear from both on this one, so no worries. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

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I read an article in Time magazine recently that talked about the decline in popularity of Wikipedia -- mainly in the number of contributors -- and it reminded me of some of the concerns regular members have voiced here.

Okay, "Where Wikipedia Ends" is not an uplifting title, but it mentioned how "Over time [...] a class system emerged; now revisions made by infrequent contributors are much likelier to be undone by élite Wikipedians." I am kind of worried this is part of the problem for attracting some new members here; lots of regulars doing most of the contributions, and, as a result, scaring off some potential newbies.

Don't get me wrong: the regular and frequent PU'ers are great people; funny, insightful, tolerant, opinionated, and above all civil. They write great reviews, helpful comments, and add lots of laughs to the forum (despite his avatar having its head up its own ass, I would nominate Wittyguy as one of the funnier members on the forum, but he is on somewhat of a leave of absence at the moment). But I still think that this site could be even better with more members.

I certainly do not want PU to become like Wikipedia, which has a considerably elite not-in-my-backyard/website feel to it, which sort of ruins the whole wiki concept with an execution of pretty limited scope. I first contributed to Wikipedia for a school assignment a few years ago; it was interesting, but the demanding rules and style guidelines made me stop contributing once the assignment was over. Just read some of the discussion pages for longer articles -- you can hear more intelligent thought from a group of five year olds than a lot of the stylistic arguments "discussed" on these pages. Granted, they may have a point, as there are plenty of Wikipedia articles that are about as well written as a collection of tweets. But their site gives the feel that it is open to anyone -- as long as he or she agrees to follow the thousands of rules and style guides This is something in which I think PU has a great advantage over other sites; a few simple rules with lots of tolerance.

I also don't want to attract more spammers, which Raging Buddhist addressed in his recent thread on reducing forum spam. There are a few new members who have had good intentions and have contributed quite a bit to the site in just the last few months, so obviously we do attract new members, just not very many it seems.

About a year and a half ago Denner wondered what we could do to attract more members, in his thread The more, the merrier, but I was wondering if people thought there is maybe something we should not do in order to attract more members, or are we always going to revel in our own little niche of porn lovers...uh, I mean users?

I would love to hear from new members about what brought them here, and (hopefully) why they are staying. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-20-09  03:23pm - 5572 days #10
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I am already cross-eyed from trying to look at multiple downloads at once, I don't need 3D porn to make me go completely blind. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-19-09  10:58am - 5573 days #18
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


That's pretty funny... And I'm gonna let it launch me into a bit of a story...


Another great story RagingBuddist! Maybe all the anger keeps your weight down? I can't say I am a big fan of, well, big women, but it's not like beggars can be choosers either, right? Much of porn does celebrate a narrow margin of skinny-but-not-too-skinny women.

I have read on quite a few sites, especially in regards to casting shoots, that certain models were just not "their type" when they were still very hot. Casting shoots are not great for sexuality but they can be interesting to see models get rejected who have already been on other sites, and then hear just how picky a photographer or webmaster can be. I guess if they have a very specific body type they shoot then they don't want to stray from that standard, but sometimes I just yell want to yell out "Are you fucking crazy?! She's beautiful! What the hell difference is five pounds going to make if the skinnier model just frowns at the camera the whole?!" But I don't do that. Still, some of the hotter performances I have seen are not always from the absolute skinniest girls, though plenty of slim models still bring a lot to a shoot performance wise, even if they don't bring a lot of weight.

Personally I am not into really tall girls (within a few inches of my height or taller), so I like it when I see that a girl is quite short, rather than really skinny. I can't say that I have known anyone who was specifically attracted to tall women, except for George on an episode of "Seinfeld," and that was only addressed that one time.

What's more important of the two: height or weight? Or neither? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

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Yes, an interesting list, but really silly too. 3D? Sexbots? Augmented reality? These are all mindless gimmicks that have been talked about for years with few results, and I seriously doubt they could suddenly save the day. What porn needs is a business solution, not some technological wonder that goes out of style in week.

A couple of other things; no, porn is not going Hollywood. Sasha Grey, and whoever the hell else has been lucky enough to be hired as an actress outside of porn, are extremely rare exceptions. Plus she plays a hooker -- uh, sorry, "call girl" -- so I wouldn't call that kind of role a stretch compared to how women are normally portrayed in porn. And Steven Soderbergh is probably the most mainstream director willing to cast a major role with a porn star, so I see this as more likely to become a bit of Hollywood/Porn Valley trivia than any actual model that will become the new trend.

I almost wish there was a government bailout, as I would rather have porn execs getting bonuses from taxpayers than a bunch of Wall Street execs. It seems the only 'help' they are going to get from the government is obscenity trials (thanks W!) and a weakening of the 1st Amendment. Plus, if the state controlled the porn business I bet it would only make it extremely cheap, but not very high quality or entertaining. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

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