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| 02-14-10 05:19pm - 5425 days | #10 | ||
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I always thought yours was very accurate, just because you are so witty and funny, or somewhat ironic, because all of your avatars have been kind of dirty and wonderfully lowbrow (guy with one self-pleasure-toned arm, a guy with his head up his own ass, and your current cartoon who is more than happy picking his nose) though not necessarily witty.
There's a little more to it than that I assure you. The term has been around for decades in non-dirty form, but when I first started hearing it I thought if I was ever a porn star it would be my name--I mean what porn actor wouldn't want to have a turbo-charged shaft? ;) Okay, so I'm not in porn, probably never will be (at least not until I can develop an immunity to pepper spray) but I thought that the rock bottom level of humor it was at was appropriate for here. I put my user name into an anagram website and got some pretty funny results. Here are a few: - A Fob Thrust (I don't know, and I don't want to know) - Abs Turf Hot (Tiger Woods Reference?) - Barfs Ho Tut (ancient Egyptian prostitute with nausea?) - Barf Tush To (and you thought 2Girls1Cup was bad) - Bra Oft Shut (sounds like my dating life) and a couple of my favorites: - Brat Of Tush (spoiled porn star or PU'er) - Bat For Tush (yes, there are certain women whose tush I will go to bat for!) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 14, 2010, 05:36pm | ||
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| 02-14-10 04:47pm - 5425 days | #7 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hmm, you're right. I looked her up on IAFD and of her 300 credits as a performer only 6 list anal--that's less than 2%--which is probably lower than the percentage of times male stars 'miss their targets' and hit the wrong hole. I have to admit I like watching her more intense solo scenes where she starts talking dirty and then ends up screaming and shaking...very intense! :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-14-10 04:37pm - 5425 days | #7 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
The only reason I can think why they would do this is out of force of habit. If a medic or doctor hooks up the IVs they very likely have years of hygienic routines set in so no reason to break them just because they're killing the 'patient.' Also--and I'm not sure about this one--they may check for last minute clemency after they hook up the poison, thus if clemency was granted they would probably not want him getting too sick. In a country that still willingly kills its own citizens the idea that health care is a right is probably still too far fetched for many of its leaders. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-13-10 02:34pm - 5426 days | #4 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I don't know about being a male avatar...for every date or scene with a super hottie like Faye Reagan there's probably something you don't want to do. Knowing my luck my first day as some male star I would be rubbing carrots with some stranger in a double anal scene! :( Of course if I was the avatar of any one of the pro-anal female stars it would probably be her day to do a marathon double anal scene and then I'd be on the receiving end (I've never seen Cytherea do anal, so she's out on this one). I think the avatars were only supposed to be mental links--I hope! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 16, 2010, 08:29pm | |
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| 02-13-10 02:29pm - 5426 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Is it even anatomically possible for a women to teabag someone? Maybe if she's got really long labia she can do a beef-flap-slap or something like that, or does she have to wear a strap-on and do a rubber teabagging? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 14, 2010, 04:55pm | |
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| 02-12-10 07:37pm - 5427 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Okay, I know this thread title sounds weird, but come on what did you expect from me? ;) Partial credit of this idea has to go to Wittyguy for digging up his old thread "The Next Big Thing in Porn?" from the forum grave. His recent response about "Avatar" got me thinking: if, instead of a loin-clothed ten foot tall blue Na'vi, you could be made into the avatar of your porn star of choice, who would it be and why? I would pick squirt-goddess Cytherea first and foremost. Not my favorite model of all time, but her squirting powers are insane and possibly supernatural. The way her body shakes during and after a particularly forceful 'shoot' makes me think either a.) where does one find the drugs that would make someone act like that?, or b.) what is she feeling? Thus, to answer my second question I climb in the chamber and get uploaded via mental-link to my very own Cytherea avatar! I'm sure changing genders and bodies (not physically, of course) in order to experience 'her world' would be a steep learning curve but still better than dodging falling trees, riding dragons, and fighting mech-warriors on an alien planet in 2154. Oh, and if this thread has got you thinking "I believe it's about time we put turboshaft in a home," then I am sorry. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-12-10 06:46pm - 5427 days | #107 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
But it's better than the 800 model isn't it? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-12-10 06:06pm - 5427 days | #47 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Some good points there, WG, and incredibly funny one with #2. 1.) I have to agree quality drops like a rock when it comes to shooting the naughty and nasty. Anyone remember the last time they saw a new porn film that was actual film? Trickle-down (ewww...) technology can have its benefits but it usually means a great asset squandered by a douchebag. Think of all the times you seen something that was shot on a relatively decent HD camera but ruined by ineptitude of people handling it. I can only imagine what happens when they start doing motion-capture 'acting' in porn. 2.) Lol! I'm still laughing over this one. No, "straight your way" does not sound like a pleasant scenario for a primarily male audience but maybe a cool striptease where the girl flings her under things at the audience would be nice (as long as she doesn't limp-wrist her panties every time). Squirting--the female variety--sounds cool too but if I was a director I'd be wary of soaking my brand new 3D camera in a girl's mystery juice, the exact ingredients of which continue to stump sexologists and PU'ers around the world. ;) Boobs and limbs and asses poppin' out at the viewer has got to be a trip for at least a little while though. 3.) I don't like extra cost either but if it's totally optional--you play, you pay--then it should be okay for those who don't want to see their favorite studio or starlet get Avatar-ed into 3D. 4.) I'm not sure about technology/space requirements but I'm sure it's hefty, even for the badandys among us. You can't just add an extra dimension and not expect to add bigger file sizes too. It would require even more trimming and space-saving decisions; "Oh, do I really need this video in 3D?" "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 14, 2010, 04:29pm | |
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| 02-11-10 10:33pm - 5428 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I can just hear them now: "We traveled millions of miles for this?!" "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-11-10 10:30pm - 5428 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I think the Martians would be pretty pissed off after we ran a few of their women through a gangbang or bukkake scene. Afterward they would be saying "Send us Max Hardcore" so they could lock him up on Mars. I bet the Martians have really strict restrictions on shipping porn to their planet too. :( Since Mars is the red planet maybe they would respond: "Send more spanking videos!" since it turns all the girls' asses bright red! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-11-10 10:14pm - 5428 days | #22 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hmm, Valentine's Day really is important for you then since it actually means something. Well you can at least kill two birds with one stone--though hopefully not literally as two dead birds would make a horrible gift. I'm not sure about coating your own willy, wouldn't the chocolate be relatively hot? Plus a chocolate "clone" of yourself would not exactly last forever, at least that would not be the intention. Melts in her mouth while the real thing melts in her hand, or something like that. Maybe if your real willy is in her hand it melts your heart... ;) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-11-10 05:22pm - 5428 days | #19 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I'd assume it's not going to be cans of soup cooked over a camp stove. :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-11-10 01:33pm - 5428 days | #17 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
If it's important to them then we don't have much of a choice do we? Or maybe we do but we just don't want to risk it. ;) The candy or chocolate gift seems to be very risky; don't get it and she might think you're saying she's too fat for sweets, but get it and she might think it will make her butt look big--and not in a good way... One option that could either make her horny or just creep her out is to get her a chocolate Clone A Willy. Try and take a hint if after you give it to her she immediately grabs a knife and cuts it up! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-10-10 04:57pm - 5429 days | #39 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Oh man, if you don't know you may not want to know, but here goes anyway: Some geniuses in the U.S. congress got all huffy that the French refused to join our coalition of the willing prior to the start of the Iraq war in 2003 and as a result had the cafeterias at the U.S. Capitol building rename their french fries and french toast to, well, you know. They reverted to the old names in 2006 when, what you know, the reasons for going to war turned out to be completely fabricated bullshit. I remember around the same time Fox News shouter Bill O'Reilley urged viewers to boycott French goods and some restaurants supposedly did. I think some restaurants even poured out French wine on purpose...after having already paid for it, thus totally misunderstanding the purpose of a boycott. I'd like to think we'll never live that one down but I am sure the next time duty calls some lapel pin patriot dumbass will pull something even stupider of his ass because we're number one! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-10-10 04:31pm - 5429 days | #38 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
America also had almost no fighting on its home soil. Yes, Pearl Harbor, Hawaii was attacked (a U.S. territory at the time); there was fighting in Alaska, though in essentially uninhabited areas; and the Philippines had American military bases (part of our growing empire at the time). There were also German u-boats that made it all the way to America's east coast, as well as a few tiny attacks on the west coast but incredibly insignificant compared to civilians living in Europe through the war. I think this had some good results because the majority of Europeans had such a shock of witnessing firsthand how cruelly people and nations could treat one another. As a result (with U.S. money to help) western Europe became one of the more civilized and progressive regions in the world in the decades that followed. Even parts of the former Soviet Bloc in eastern Europe are seeing improvements in quality of life since the end of the Cold War. If you ask me American civilians living in America during the war got off pretty easy. And in today's 'Global War on Terror' all people have to do is change the channel to forget about it. Oh, and go shopping. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-10-10 04:06pm - 5429 days | #10 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
It's good to hear you back (I assume) safe and sound, and not too worn out from shoveling or building fires. As far as I candy is concerned I would say it depends on the size of her appetite, not necessarily the size of her butt or body--though one could certainly have an influence on the other. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 10, 2010, 06:28pm | |
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| 02-10-10 04:02pm - 5429 days | #9 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I can always rely on RB to cheer me up! But you make a good point; what exactly is so special about a day in the middle of February anyways? If you need an excuse to love your love then you need a new love. You know, one you can actually love. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-09-10 05:06pm - 5430 days | #73 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I don't know if anyone would call whatever the fuck the Snuggie is or is supposed to be "fashion" but it's the first thing I thought of when you said "wear a blanket" which is essentially what you're doing when you drape one over your shameless self. I think some marketing guys were just sitting around the office one day and saw a photo or video of the pope and said "Can we make whatever he's wearing out of fleece and convince people that it's not a blanket?" Thus was born the Snuggie. There's a sucker born every minute, or in this case every advertisement. Oh, and trust me I am not into fashion, I just think the Snuggie is a part of the decline of civilized society and it really amuses me. My only fashion tip would be compare the size of your body to the size of your clothing and remember that ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag is not pleasing to the eye. (But don't overcompensate by purchasing a Snuggie.) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-09-10 04:51pm - 5430 days | #4 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
And that's probably just referring to non-adult websites. Porn has a whole slew of its own unique legal rat mazes to run even when you follow every rule precisely. Good luck. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-09-10 04:48pm - 5430 days | #21 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I hate to add to Wittyguy's doom and gloom but there are a number of ways the U.S. can kill you; health "insurance," our piss poor diet, and the death penalty are the top three. Seriously, you're on your own when it comes to health and do not approach it like W did with terrorism: "Bring 'em on." Having said that, the U.S. does have some nice climates; much of California--with the Terminator as governor to boot--though you said it's off limits, and it does have earthquakes. The southwest is quite warm without the humidity, though it might offer too much heat for Scandinavians. Texas is an option but I have to admit that some people love it to death, while others hate it to death, and it could secede at any moment. ;) There's also Florida, but it can get hit by very serious hurricanes, with year round humidity, and I'm not sure if that's the "far East" you're referring to. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-09-10 04:37pm - 5430 days | #20 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I guess I overlooked this when I first read it but it makes sense because of your engineering education and where you said you interned. Also this seems to be an overly elaborate way to make sure that if nothing else you will always have power for your 'personal data.' ;) Just don't pull a Homer Simpson and start causing a meltdown or China syndrome every few months. I know he's a nuclear safety technician but still...if Ohio one day suddenly becomes an irradiated dead zone I'll know! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-09-10 12:17am - 5430 days | #71 | ||
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
How exactly is this any different from how so many female musicians already dress? They're not really rockers (or even decent musicians for that matter) but what's left for women like Madonna, Britney, Christina, and Miley to bare onstage or on TV without having the FCC swoop in, arrest them, and haul them off to Gitmo? Short of performing 'private' concerts in strip clubs where they can show whatever they want whenever they want, I don't think they're going to be taking off any more clothing. If prude and puritanical America's knee-jerk call to arms over Janet Jackson's 2004 Super Bowl nip slip is any predictor, I would say female performers probably now work overtime to prevent showing any of the evil sinful parts of their bodies. :(
Just curious, are you referring to the Snuggie? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 02-08-10 11:52pm - 5431 days | #6 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
You're not joking; when it snows this much it seems like you're stuck in some sort of hard labor purgatory where you just keep shoveling the same pile of snow over and over and over. I know it can happen to the body, but can you get repetitive stress disorder of the brain? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-08-10 11:44pm - 5431 days | #5 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
My thoughts go out to Khan and hope he has wood (for his wood burning stove, perverts!) and gets his juice hooked back up ASAP. Nothing is worse than being snowed in and without any power to surf the 'net or fire up the hard drives. Would badandy be able to survive this? I think he has a generator but eventually the gas runs out... I had absolutely no idea Khan and I shared the same state, as I never thought this "Blizzard of 2010" would even remotely affect PU staff--shows how much I know. I didn't lose any power (yet) as all the utilities are buried where I live. I got about two feet this weekend and am still digging out, plus there's the eight to twelve more inches predicted for the next couple of days. I hope he stays warm without having to resort to burning old porn magazines. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-07-10 08:19pm - 5432 days | #67 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Lol, yes the Millennium Falcon seemed to have a number of flaws I'm guessing because Han and Chewie never got around to taking it in for service (being frozen in carbonite probably screwed up the maintenance schedule). I'd also forgotten about Luke's wombat-shooting skills; you could argue that skill alone helped determine Episode 4's climax, and would still be more exciting to see than sad little Anakin's childhood. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-07-10 06:34pm - 5432 days | #108 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Besides "banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films" they are also banning depictions of female ejaculations as they are considered "abhorrent." This is not only anti-porn but is starting to sound anti-women as well. I know the U.S. has some pretty backwards laws when it comes to women (selling sex toys is illegal in some parts of the country) but at least we haven't gone totally puritanical and banned showing itty bitty titties and squirting...yet. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 07, 2010, 09:55pm | |
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| 02-06-10 07:51pm - 5433 days | #65 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hmm, I don't know if the original SW trilogy would have been better with today's SFX technology or even the technology of the prequels from a few years ago, the reason being what you said in your third quoted sentence. I don't think the prequels were as bad as they possibly could have been but still a letdown I think in part due to special effects over substance. Dumb characters doing some dumb things while lots of pretty explosions and vehicles were going on in the background. Lucas has already redone the originals in a way. I think he first remastered and re-released them to theaters and then VHS in the mid to late '90s and then added all kinds of extra bullshit to them when DVDs started getting popular, mostly to add extra CGI and fill up some scenes but also to update Anakin's ghost at the end of Episode 6. I have never really seen these changes--the ones that do anything beyond only remastering the original soundtracks and the film prints--as necessary because Episodes 4-6 were already so visually and narratively strong. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-05-10 10:42pm - 5434 days | #26 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Oh, come on, the East Coast isn't so bad, plus isn't LA supposed to fall into the ocean sometime in 2012? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-05-10 10:31am - 5434 days | #22 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I second that statement for about half of his films. I have to say that I thought the whole "Kill Bill" thing was waaaay overrated. Entertaining to an extent, but nothing special in my book. That and a part of me just likes pissing people off by saying "Kill Bill sucks!" :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-04-10 10:52pm - 5435 days | #60 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Kind of like "Star Wars," though it has two great sequels and plenty of re-releases. Time will definitely tell. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-04-10 03:05pm - 5435 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
From the Washington Post, February 4, 2010: "Google to enlist NSA to help it ward off cyberattacks." This thread is somewhat related to Wittguy's excellent "Does Google in/out of China Matter?" thread from last month, but it is really a separate issue and a scary one at that. It seems the search engine masterminds at Google have decided to team up with the NSA--as in the U.S. government's National Security Agency--to "help Google analyze a major corporate espionage attack" and "to better defend Google -- and its users -- from future attack." No, this is not a joke as I don't like joking about things that churn my stomach. Google, arguably the best known of Internet search engines, and the NSA, one of the lesser known arms of the Department of Defense, are teaming up to (I really hope) only beef up security. I don't need to rant and foam at the mouth too much but I do have a Gmail account (non-porn, I swear!) and I do use Google constantly for searching so to say I am unconcerned would be a lie. A quote from an author of a book on the NSA sums it up best for me: "I'm a little uncomfortable with Google cooperating this closely with the nation's largest intelligence agency, even if it's strictly for defensive purposes." Gulp. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-04-10 02:45pm - 5435 days | #58 | |
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I made a reply about the film earlier in this thread, and I agree that it's a good film, though not exactly uplifting--which I like--or the film most likely to make you happy when you re-watch it but still very good. Would kind of like to see it win best picture and a few other rewards as well but money is the god of entertainment and "Avatar" will probably take all the awards and then some, much like "Titanic" did twelve years ago. I also thought it was interesting that ten films were nominated for best picture instead of five, maybe to help give those films some more business? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-03-10 03:27pm - 5436 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
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Interestingly enough Adults Only also includes all "M" rated video games, which would include some of the biggest sellers out there. A few months ago when I last bought a video game (in a store) they told me that they have to check ID for the purchase of any Mature rated title, so I guess if stores and sites didn't they could end up in jail next to Max Hardcore. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-03-10 03:11pm - 5436 days | #11 | |
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turboshaft (0)
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Lol! You're not kidding, both him and Alfred Kinsey would be having a field day! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-03-10 03:04pm - 5436 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
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Believe it or not you can, all their guidelines say is that it's restricted to their "Adults Only" category. Check here and look under Media to read their policy. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-02-10 08:28pm - 5437 days | #12 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
That's not true! We video lover's do have imaginations! Now just give me a few days to come up with my response... :) But you do make a good point, Wittyguy. Photos can leave out a lot of information that when left solely up to the viewer to figure out is usually not a disappointment. The classic example for me is the voice or the accent. I have seen many, many photo sets of drop dead, spine-tingling, unspeakably beautiful women only to be letdown (in more ways than one) by their less-than-pleasant siren song. In fact it frequently serves as a warning siren: don't watch any more videos of this girl, or at least hit mute. Other factors creep in, many of them audio related. The dull lifeless of a photo shoot or BTS, the A/C or fluorescent lighting making more noise and effort than the model, the asinine comments/breathing/direction of the on set douchebag squad, and the list goes on. Video also brings up a lot of problems that photography doesn't have to address; constant lighting and focus, movement of camera and model, and just generally holding the viewer's interest over a few minutes time. Okay, photos still deal with those issues but they get to adjust and correct them shot by shot, whereas video has to have some preparation and be ready for at least a few minutes of fluidity before making a cut (assuming there's even any editing done). It seems that when both photos and video are done the priority goes to the photographer and the cameraman is just some guy who happens to be taping. If they are being done at the same time watching the video is practically a waste for me; I don't want hear a flash and shutter every few seconds while the photographer orders the hottest person in the room around! I may love the resulting photos but in the video I want that dude to shut the fuck up and leave the model in peace (and with a toy or two). I actually like video more, but it's so hard to find it well done (and I get picky) that I still end up keeping a lot of photos and not even bother to delete the bad shots. Videos get ruined through atrocious framing, excessive zooming, poor focus, and editing, or the complete lack thereof. I have watched way too many videos where I wish I could have spent just an hour editing the raw footage down some more. And believe me I would too except the companies would probably grow tired of telling me to stop creeping out the models. I swear I just want to give them a welcome hug! What's the harm in that? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-02-10 07:50pm - 5437 days | #3 | |
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turboshaft (0)
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You know pat362, the way you phrase it the idea that many porn actresses genuinely like girls for more than just an onscreen fantasy is not so stupid. If their up close and personal encounters with men are primarily the steroidal horny hulks seen in so much of porn then having a relationship with people who can't arm themselves with an erection makes a lot of sense. I also think that many of the girls may be quite bisexual in the sense that they just really love sex and don't feel as if they have to restrict it to one gender. There are also girls who say they like guys but still enthusiastically "act" with female talent, so who knows? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 03, 2010, 03:08pm | |
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| 02-02-10 07:42pm - 5437 days | #17 | |
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turboshaft (0)
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Lol! You said it! If the earth depicted in Armageddon is your reality and those idiots (Ben Affleck, Billy Boy Thorton, Bruce Willis--are your fucking kidding me?!) are your best bet at saving it than you're better off being wiped out by an asteroid. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-02-10 07:33pm - 5437 days | #106 | |
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turboshaft (0)
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Once again another great Wittyguyian post/rant! And once again another apology for my state; sorry we're such close-minded morons. I remember reading about this last week and really not thinking much about because schools ban books all the time and school boards are full of pussies who will jump just at the sound of a concerned parent sneezing. The problem is many of these parents are idiots and their idea of education is essentially government funded (commies!) sheltered daycare where the body is a dirty, sinful thing to never be thought of, much less discussed or read about. And sex is so unspeakably evil that even the mere mention of it possibly being taught will bring on judgment day. Or something like that. Having grown up in America in recent decades I have to say there is a real dearth of rationally thinking parents who are genuinely concerned about their children. Instead almost everyone lives in fear and lives in sin and apparently doesn't want to run the risk of having it any other way. Remember last September's knee jerk reaction to Obama's nationwide speech to schoolchildren? I would tell the parents to look up the definition of "public"--as in "public education"--before they cry brainwashing, but what do I know? It's kind of ironic as Anne Frank and her family were hiding from the Nazis who didn't like a lot of books either, though the Nazis would have just told the school to throw them in a bonfire. But what exactly is worse? Having children read the diary and explain the Holocaust to them, but balk at the idea that a twelve or thirteen year old girl would start to think about sex? Or just never have them learn or read history ever? ---- Read a banned book! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-01-10 11:21pm - 5438 days | #14 | |
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Maybe it's just me but the thought of seeing Robert Downey Jr. in blackface wasn't very appealing. Oh yeah, Ben Stiller in anything will keep me far away too. I personally blame both Stiller ("Meet the Parents") and Billy Crystal ("Analyze This/That") for putting the last few nails in Robert De Niro's career. Also to add to PinkPanther's comment; why, oh why, do they keep making films from SNL characters?! I have yet to watch an SNL sketch and think to myself If only they could do that same joke but stretch it out for an hour and a half. For example, I recently watched Will Ferrell's "You're Welcome, America" where he brings his SNL-era W imitation to a Broadway stage. It was quite funny and felt more improvisational than SNL (though it definitely was not) but I also kept waiting for it to end. 90 minutes of one guy doing Bushisms with a few costume changes and, yes, photos of his penis thrown in can be a little much to sit through. That and the fact that so much of Ferrell's Bush impression is based on actual events and real decisions that are anything but funny. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 01-31-10 07:56pm - 5439 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
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I was more than a little curious about the logo and I found a photo of a bag of Bunny-Luv on the company's website. It could just be me but that 'carrot' the character is holding is the dirtiest looking vegetable I have seen since the time I first joined ALSScan. "Ready To Eat" indeed! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 01-31-10 03:19pm - 5439 days | #3 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Lol! What a great story! I knew there was a reason I liked baby carrots or maybe why I liked Bunny Luv since I probably started my carrot habit long before I started drooling over her. Interesting that she's a director now for Digital Playground, better than hearing about her disappearing into obscurity. I wonder what your significant other will think when you start asking for lots more baby carrots and start eating them all the time and especially why they affect you like Viagra (admit it). :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 01-31-10 03:03pm - 5439 days | #9 | |
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turboshaft (0)
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How about extending that and saying any Michael Bay film that has ever been made and will ever be made? This guy even has not one, but two films in the Criterion Collection ("The Rock" and "Armageddon" in case you were curious) so his films have been released alongside some unknown independent movies that are pretty much on the opposite end of the entertainment spectrum. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 01-31-10 02:44pm - 5439 days | #9 | |
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So I guess the morons at the U.S. State Department have seen some Eastern Euro models but not any Russian ones. Maybe if they browse through a photo set of Sasha Rose or watch one of her videos they will change their minds. I know I certainly would sign virtually any international agreement if it brought more girls like Sasha to the U.S. ;) I am a little surprised that Russia restricts porn. I know they are pretty tough on free speech, especially the press, but considering their near zero population growth (it's only started to rise in the last couple of years) you would think they would want to get a lot more people in the mood to fuck and have more babies but maybe not. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 01-31-10 02:34pm - 5439 days | #8 | |
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I can't think of any Internet contract stars either, and if there are it's only because the site is from the studio to which the girl is contractually obligated. Even a lot of these solo sites that are centered around a single model don't look like they're the sole employers of these models. My best guess would be there are few sites who can realistically afford to contract a girl for more than a few months, especially considering they can bring in so many more new faces in such a short amount of time and then bring them back if they choose. Why make a girl exclusive to your site or network when the demands and accessibility of the Internet make it so easy for salivating customers to look elsewhere? The few lucky girls who get contracts remind me of stories of Hollywood's old studio system where studios had a lot of control over actors, essentially owning them as intellectual property of the studio. In the Hollywood of today that's probably next to impossible if a hot young star is valuable enough that he or she can get deals without having to bargain with one company. The world of porn (not just the Valley) is not Hollywood. For one thing all the sodomy is done onscreen, but more seriously with much of the economy down the toilet what's the point in paying one girl a seven figure income just so she's exclusive to the studio? Will the return be worth it? For the models, particularly ones who are fresh out of high school and not leaving for Harvard, I would say that signing a contract is more often than not a great deal. You can't argue with that kind of money just for screwing and showing off your hoo-ha on camera. It's ultimately fewer movies, though probably a ton of promotional bullshit, but a great deal considering the workload or even just the guarantee of work for a set amount of time. Considering it's porn I am sure there are some fuck-nut clauses that have to be seen to be believed but until some starlet tells 'her story' plenty of girls will be signing contracts when they are offered. My view is that when someone is offered that kind of money it's not so bad to accept, and if they spend it all shortly thereafter then that's their problem. My problem with contract girls is not so much that tend to do less work but less variety of work, particularly the crazier Internet-only content so many of us at PU praise. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 01-31-10 02:06pm - 5439 days | #6 | |
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I think since the higher end sites generally produce more professional content--or at least have the money to do so--they prefer models with a little more name recognition or experience under their belts than brand new unknown models. I could be wrong but I thought both 21st Sextury and DDF shoot numerous relatively new models, though they do not make up the majority of their models. These sites are not amateur and so shooting a lot of girls who are essentially amateurs would not make much sense. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 01-29-10 05:17pm - 5441 days | #70 | |
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turboshaft (0)
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I would say the majority are shaven but there are quite a few that are not or simply do not have thorough scorched earth shave jobs. I can't believe I am saying this but there are in fact more than a few girls who either should have just trimmed or kept the razor for their thighs. What I mean is SS does not do much Photoshop work, if any at all, and the result is not always sexy and smooth closeups. I generally like the models but I would say that the majority are amateur (at least to me) and so there is a decent variety of body shapes and sizes--not all skinny girls, but no really fat girls either. A lot of in between girls who would not make the cut at say ALSScan or InTheCrack but are barely in the BBW category. I'll try and write a review this weekend and sum it up a little better "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 01-29-10 02:52pm - 5441 days | #68 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Yes they frequently do. They are not really a hardcore site, though there is still toys by the ton and lots of spreading and gaping if that's your thing. Most of the photo sets I have seen have started fully clothed, though the videos are more straightforward (but they are much more oriented towards photos than video). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 01-29-10 02:47pm - 5441 days | #11 | |
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Wittyguy, minus the phone you sound like you are basically describing a stripped-down laptop, which is what the iPad sounds like it should have been. Given its $499 starting price (and going up to over $800 with options) anybody with a brain would be better off spending their money on a laptop. Okay, they would be better off not spending their money at all, but the idea of putting it down on an up-gunned over sized iPod Touch makes me laugh. But I'll laugh even harder when the initial tech junkie price goes down by a $100 or so and everybody who shot their wallet's load too early gets pissed off...while they save their money for the next gee whiz toy. :) I think the one thing it does not need is a phone. I still get creeped out by people who look like they are talking to themselves only to see they are actually wearing a near-invisible headset while discussing the finer points of their shopping location. The thought of people holding a giant electronic tablet up to their ear or shouting at it in the grocery store would be too much to handle. On the plus side it would be a little harder to lose. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 01-28-10 07:14pm - 5442 days | #103 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Are you kidding me?! I am a fan of smaller breasts because there is almost zero room for dispute over their authenticity. I am sure a law like that would go over well with the female constituency, especially when they force them to vote by law. I'll bet the plastic surgery lobby is pushing for this nonsense--bastards! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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