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| 03-05-10 10:58pm - 5406 days | #9 | ||
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Absolutely! Yes! Yes! YES!! but...
NOOO!! That's what will turn me off: "taking time off." Hey, these girls can't do that! They're like the president; on call 24-7 in order to serve their country (or the entire male gender...and some females too), day in and day out until they go into 'the private sector' (marriage) and we find new models to lead us through the danger and adventure of Internet porn. I must go and cry now... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 03-05-10 10:43pm - 5406 days | #92 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
To add to the prediction heap along with Wittguy, here are my Oscar picks. Read 'em and weep, baby! (Taking into account that this member has seen only two of the nominated films thus far--"The Hurt Locker" and "Avatar."): Best Actor: I know Hollywood and most of the U.S. has a rock hard boner for Mr. Clooney but Jeff Daniels is The Dude and The Dude just won a Golden Globe, which are sort of like the Oscars' PSATs but with a less anthropomorphic award. Best Actress: Continuing the rock hard erection theme from above, I would say Ms. Streep, but Hollywood does love its feel good stupid syrup and "The Blind Side" is stupidly syrupy beyond belief (or so says everything I've read about it) so Ms. Bullock may get it. I also think it would be nice if they just said "Fuck you!" to both of these women and awarded it to Gabourey Sidibe, the lead actress in "Precious" but she's, well, not a skinny white woman and that makes Hollywood uncomfortable, so it's not happening. Best Supporting Actor: I really don't care here, but Christoph Waltz from "Inglorious Basterds" since it was directed by demigod Quentin Tarantino, and because Wittyguy said so. Best Supporting Actress: Again, don't care, but Mo'Nique did win the Golden Globe. Best Director: Hmm, I don't know. On the one hand, James Cameron is "King of the World" (he said so himself) and he won the Golden Globe, but it's felt that Katheryn Bigelow is sort of overdue for this award so who knows. Best Picure: (drum roll, please) "Avatar" plain and simple. He who has the money holds all the power, and "Avatar" made money to the extreme and then some so it's winning, and if you think differently you will be arrested, detained, and subsequently exiled to Pandora by force after the conclusion of the awards ceremony. There you have it, my top predictions with ineffable accuracy and insight, fresh out of my ass, from whence all my knowledge comes. Enjoy! ;) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-05-10 10:12pm - 5406 days | #91 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Didn't he try and convince you or another member a few weeks back to move out there and get in on some cheap real estate? Just kidding, Rick! ;) Please don't pull a Joe Pesci on me and have me beaten up, shot, and then buried out in the desert with all the former PU'ers! I'll be good! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-05-10 10:04pm - 5406 days | #16 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
D'oh! You're right, my mistake. It's from opening, editing, and then saving, not opening and closing alone, that ruins the files. This one little slip of the tongue (uh, keyboard?) seems to have scared quite a few members. Sorry, guys! (Though be aware that editing and modifying your images and videos will still degrade them.) Do I get a Darwin award for this? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-05-10 04:07pm - 5406 days | #5 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I was looking at some previews of Hailey Young on Nude in LA the other day and she looked really skinny, especially in the thighs where most people have at least some meat. The skin-and-bones look is just not that attractive to me but I still believe that underweight women are in the minority here--most women are probably around or significantly over their ideal weights. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-05-10 03:05pm - 5406 days | #4 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Yup. It's going to mean those special images and video of your favorite stars doing degrading acts are going to be, well, degraded, if you follow me. ;) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-05-10 03:00pm - 5406 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
We all have our favorite models here at PU (just come clean and admit it) but is there something that your favorite model or models could do to themselves or to their 'act' that would permanently turn you off to them? What brought this to my mind was I recently watched a YouTube video of Julia Bond being interviewed on the Tyra Banks Show from a few years back. I'm not a fan of Julia Bond but she seemed like a nice woman with a good defense of being a teenage porn pro and was pretty hot to boot, but I then clicked on a link to a more recent video of her...I was not very happy. Unless there are two Julia Bonds running around Southern California she had transformed herself dramatically over the years--absolutely covered in tattoos and dyed hair with blond streaks and a noticeably different attitude. What gives, I thought? A few years and a sweet young star can transmogrify herself into some kind of gangster girl wannabe queen bee. I know I'm being incredibly judgmental here (my personal talent) but I wonder what a longtime fan of hers would feel like after she had changed that much--I know I would be upset. Normally it's the ruinous trifecta of husband, kids, and church that turn me off to once naughty favorites but what would make other PU'ers cast off their favorite models? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Mar 05, 2010, 03:54pm | |
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| 03-05-10 02:46pm - 5406 days | #2 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
They are the result of compressed video files being used on DVDs (and in other video formats as well), particularly from older files that have been copied from one source to another. The problem is that DVDs use a lossy file format for their videos--raw, uncompressed video files are too enormous to be practical--and errors can show up from compression of the original files into the final MPEG-2s being used for the DVDs. This can happen in JPEG images as well, especially after the file has been opened and closed numerous times (uncompressed and then compressed again), the end result is a more pixelated looking image. (Wikipedia has an entry on compression artifacts too.) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-05-10 01:16pm - 5406 days | #11 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I don't feel negatively about reviews for multiple sites on the same network and I think PU'ers should be allowed to review networks however they feel. If members don't like it then they will say so--and Drooler will kill you by leg humping and Wittyguy will immortalize your infamy in the Forum Awards! And if the PU staff doesn't like it...well be warned they have been placed in strategic locations throughout the world by the CIA in order to deal with the 'bad' PU'ers! I was a member of 21st Sextury's network recently and I never got around to a review of the network itself, just one of its sites--the perv paradise of Zoliboy--and I would have reviewed more sites if I just found the time (and the willpower) to do them. Reviewing every single site on an entire network is a little much, but again I don't really care. All I ask is that reviews have some substance to them not "Pros: Hot! Cons: None! Bottom Line: Best site ever!" As much as I like the enthusiasm in those reviews they really don't tell me much about the site except that it made the reviewer really horny (which I usually assume to be true anyway). Put a little effort or maybe, just maybe, a little thought into it and write a real review and you can review a hundred sites a week for all I care. Though if you're reviewing that many sites at a time I would think that your wrists would be pretty sore...from all the typing. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-05-10 12:55pm - 5406 days | #7 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
It's definitely of a sexual nature but not necessarily for all parties involved. For the girl I am sure it is at least of a financial nature, but I don't see a lot of women getting that sexually aroused from multiple pop shots to the face or wherever on their bodies. For the guys it's at least minimally sexual even if so much less so than a simple boy-girl scene where they are making more than a body fluid contact with the female. I think plenty of these dudes get something out of just participating in these scenes as well as wanting to fire their load on to a (I hope) willing girl, but judging by their, uh, preproduction 'efforts' they are not exactly super aroused. For me as a viewer they really aren't that sexual though--the cock shaft-to-labia ratio alone means you're going to see a lot of dudes no matter what happens. The scenes get really creepy for me when the guys are wearing masks. I mean how many horror movies are based around some mask-wearing nutcase chasing after women? They really ratchet up the creep factor when the guys are not only wearing masks but the whole thing is set in some abandoned warehouse. At this point it's close to crossing over into "8MM" territory for me. :( "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-04-10 11:54am - 5407 days | #6 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Welcome back, Cybertoad! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-02-10 05:12pm - 5409 days | #7 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
There was a similar thread in December of 2008 ago called "best customer service" started by mbaya, and jd1961 started one called "Best/Worst Customer Service" in the spring of '08. They both have some good suggestions and, yes, Shap at Twistys is mentioned and makes a few replies. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-01-10 10:14pm - 5410 days | #31 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Lol, yes we have sensation in it and we still fuck up fucking! :P The one advantage I can see for having to use a strap-on is never having to make that excruciating speech asking for forgiveness for possessing a 'hair trigger' and that, hell, sometimes the damn thing just goes off and it's not our fault. And most of us are not even performing in front of a camera! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-01-10 10:02pm - 5410 days | #4 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Ugh, no thank you. I hate using laundromats for a number of reasons, not the least of which are "psycho-dramas," not to mention sharing machines with strangers, losing clothes, losing time, and the list goes on. Every time I have gone to a laundromat I end up so stressed out I feel as if I am going to look something like your avatar where my eyebrows literally separate from my head and just float above my eyes and my tongue sticks out. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-01-10 04:50pm - 5410 days | #20 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I agree with messemer about the nurse's uniform; it's been done to death, and beyond! Real nurses uniforms are shapeless, figure-camouflaging, unisex masses of cotton designed to be draped over real clothing and probably to keep pervy patients from even thinking of asking for a second sponge bath! The schoolgirl uniform is easily taken too far as well, with pigtails, glasses, lollipops, and the ever-present notebook with pen or pencil. Give me a break, the uniform by itself is enough, you don't need to show me whether or not she did her homework (though if she didn't do it, I would expect a Peter North-led punishment!). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-01-10 04:36pm - 5410 days | #18 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I bet you do, badandy, I bet you do. But the real question is does she? You don't want to start bossing her around like a waitress without knowing whether or not she's going to start breaking hard drives the second you ask her for an order of wings. ;) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-01-10 04:29pm - 5410 days | #85 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I am not too surprised. You know, I gave up being shocked by the U.S. 'justice' system a loooong time ago. Why, you may ask? It's simple; this country is full of dumb, idiotic, bullshit laws with more than enough idiots willing to enforce them, and in many cases, such as this one, enforce them to an insane degree. I mean, a million dollars for bail? Are you kidding me?! To be fair film is Hollywood's religion (or it may just be money) and a good rule of thumb is you don't fuck with locals' religion no matter how much you may disagree with it. This is why Bill O'Reilley or Glenn Beck don't take their respective shows on the road for Middle Eastern travel specials. And it's the same reason why few movies are made in the bible belt. If you're going to promote a movie you better make sure you're doing it with the proper venue such as an actual billboard or advertisement of some kind, or else you better have a million dollars to spare.
That's not surprising either. A police officer in my area shot and killed an unarmed man because...well, I guess he thought the guy was armed too. Except he wasn't and now he's dead and the officer never got in trouble, or his name released to public, and the incident was only quietly 'settled' months after it happened. Initially the police refused to release any details or the officer's name, and then they said the case was closed still without releasing the officer's name. In the officer's defense the suspect had just robbed a florist, so I guess it was pretty much shoot to kill after that. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Mar 01, 2010, 04:32pm | |
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| 02-28-10 09:06pm - 5411 days | #11 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I don't know what it is about schoolgirl uniforms either. On the one hand they can look extremely silly for any girl past her mid twenties--late twenties at most--like she's just trying too hard and we're supposed to believe she's actually even remotely close to schoolgirl age, but on the other hand...holy shit, they can turn me on! :0 My best theory is the uniform is supposed to say conformity, innocence, and prudishness but she's about to prove me dead wrong in a matter of minutes. And her 'proof' is often very entertaining, and afterward all I can think is Wow, schoolgirl uniform actually says slut! and then Mmm, schoolgirl uniform=happy fun time scene, me want more. I like the cheerleader uniform too simply because I don't think anyone, or at least any guy, went to high school without having one cheerleader-fuck fantasy. Yeah, you may have hated football or basketball or whatever they cheered for and they didn't give a shit about you because you weren't on the 'team' but boy did you sure want to fuck some of them. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-28-10 08:28pm - 5411 days | #26 | ||
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Nope. :)
Again, nope. :) I would assume that most, okay many--alright at least a few!--enjoy the feel of sex toys in their vaginas and taste is, well, I don't think it would be a problem. If some girl could taste with her vagina I would want to know her goddamn name and I would like to talk to her. I would start off with something like "What's it like tasting with your vagina?" and then move on to "How the hell can you even taste things with your vagina?!" She would then smile and then proceed to beat me to death with her strap-on. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 02-28-10 04:27pm - 5411 days | #12 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I thought it was more of "there's no evidence we actually produced said material here, only when we produced it" defense than any don't-get-caught plan. I have seen quite a bit of porn that was shot in places outside of California and Florida but I am not a puritanical prosecutor and I don't know if I could ever really prove to a judge or jury or whoever that it was shot in a porn-free location. Out of respect to the producers and companies--not to mention my sheer hatred of the countless dumb lawmakers and brain-dead lawyers and judges out there--I am not going to name any names but I have seen stuff from Arizona, Nevada, Maryland, NYC, and possibly a few other places though I am far less sure about them than the first four. I would say there's definitely more risk in running a porn website outside FL or CA for long periods of time simply because of the talent pool or lack thereof. Unless you are shooting purely amateur content than I bet the number of people you can just call up who are only a short drive away is very small. Not to mention how hard it would be finding crews who are willing to shoot porn. The odds are probably not in your favor. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 28, 2010, 08:15pm | |
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| 02-28-10 03:52pm - 5411 days | #23 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
It is pretty absurd and pointless, I mean what girl really enjoys the feel and taste of the mysterious concoction of chemicals that make up most sex toys? The only positive thing out of it would be for the biter (biteress?) to get her chewing and teething done on a fake rather than a real penis, but old habits do die hard and guys are very sensitive down there. I enjoy watching girls use strap-ons on other girls just because it can be so entertaining if not always very erotic. A combination of inexperience (to say the least) and poor ergonomics make strap-on scenes more like you're watching someone drive for the first time rather than the intense car race spectacle of boy-girl porn. If nothing else these scenes are almost guaranteed to bring out some goofy smiles or even a few laughs in the most cynical of performers. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-28-10 03:37pm - 5411 days | #22 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I would say that the term 'hardcore' implies penetration, not necessarily by a real penis mind you, but penetration of some sort or another. Still, like Drooler mentioned, perverts lusting after true boy-girl penetrative hardcore would probably be angry and felt as if they had been misled if the guy turned out to be a toy (unlike in real life where if you thought your girl was seeing another guy and it turned out to be just a toy...). 'Midcore' sounds pretty funny to me though, but still kinda vague. Does it imply girl-girl hardcore, which some here might even qualify as soft core; or does it imply there's a guy present but he's not doing any fuckin' (rare, but I've seen it happen). Maybe a 'toy core' category, perhaps? At least you know there are toys involved, though in what capacity you're not sure. Toy-girl hardcore is now no longer soft- or hardcore but simply toy core! You've got girls, you've got toys, then you've got toy core.  Add one guy with intentions to, uh, add to the talent pool (which could still be pretty shallow at this point) and then you have hardcore.Simple, right? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on May 02, 2010, 12:10am | |
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| 02-28-10 03:18pm - 5411 days | #27 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Of the MH videos I have seen he always worn a cowboy hat and a sleazy smile. I don't remember any set in a farm though, they always seemed to be in his living room (tile floor with a vinyl couch so the set could be hosed down easily) or his backyard with yet another vinyl couch. I remember in Germany a few years ago that you could find most of Max's videos in porn shops though they were a little pricier that most other videos of the same length. I assume they were uncensored and I kind of regret never buying any just because they are sort of porn history now. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-28-10 02:55pm - 5411 days | #26 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I assume same old same old--except for selling Euro versions to American government agents. I mean he's Max Hardcore what exactly could he do? I don't see a cooking show or an Oprah Book Club memoir anytime soon so I bet he'll just start calling some girls and, well, you know. I am sure he has some legal fees to pay off and a real itch to 'perform' again. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-27-10 12:51pm - 5412 days | #12 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I wouldn't join the site anyways after I read TBP's site facts and they say that the photos and vids are extremely small. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-26-10 08:44pm - 5413 days | #82 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I wish I could take credit for such a brilliant term but I'm afraid it's from the linked article in the quote. I used to quote the line "I refuse to stop. I must watch this dirty movie." but I got tired of it and so now I'm going to use the secondhand smut quote for a while. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-26-10 03:04pm - 5413 days | #80 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I don't think they would have made something like the recent "The Princess and the Frog" either, but for other reasons. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-25-10 05:18pm - 5414 days | #5 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
You're right; Strapon Lesbians offers a $19 monthly subscription if you go to their join page and then hit back--even without filling anything in. Not bad I say; an $11 discount just for hesitating and hitting your back button. The catch is it rebills at the normal $30 monthly rate at the end of the first 30 days. I also got the same discount when trying to close the tab/window. Of course this is all with popup blockers turned off. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-24-10 02:41pm - 5415 days | #118 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I hope it never comes to where the Internet is treated like TV. I hate TV because it is so micromanaged and heavily censored. I mean I really don't understand why you can watch something on TV with bleeped audio but watch it on the web 24 hours a day and it will be uncensored. Stupid, hypocritical bullshit. It's not just restrictions on the words and body parts that make baby Jesus cry but the restrictions on content and tone. If it doesn't sit well with sponsors--or heaven forfend, the all-powerful FCC--then it's not getting renewed, advertised, or will just be taken off the air. Beyond HBO (which is pay cable, by the way) I can't think of anything on TV that's really groundbreaking or totally comfortable with its content. I love the Internet because, despite its flaws, it is the last vast frontier for unrestricted to lightly restricted content that is truly determined by users' tastes, not by some unseen eye of 'good' taste. Squirrel, I think you have called this age the Wild West of the Internet in that what we look at online is still largely out of reach of the authorities and therefore so much more powerful and open, but I hope you're wrong. I hope the puritanical fascists who have wet dreams about greater censorship are too busy waving their 'values' and 'morals' around to ever figure out how to actually get anything restricted. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-23-10 05:42pm - 5416 days | #116 | |
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It would be nice if it never happens, and if American universal health care were a reality, and if Sarah Palin never spoke another word for the rest of her life...but I digress. The recent Citizens United v. Federal Elections Commission case highlights the direction this has been, is, and will be going in the future. 'Freedom' of speech has reached its apparent limit for individual citizens and now corporations--newly defined as individuals by the geniuses in the Supreme Court--have to get back their rights that have been suppressed for so long under the tyrannical boot of democracy and civil rights. If there were a few big media corporations comparable to the three or four conglomerates who run, well, most of the media on the planet I would feel better about the decision, but there aren't. Instead everything that can be considered even remotely objectionable to a powerful few (usually with the unquestionable defense that their religion says such things are no-nos) is labeled 'obscene' and made illegal for the 'common good'--i.e. their own interests. :( "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-22-10 10:12pm - 5417 days | #111 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I did a quick Google search and found a Wired article from August 2005 and it says that the objection to the .xxx domain change is (at the time of the article) from, get this, the prudes who hate porn in the first place, who are worried "that creating a .xxx suffix would legitimize pornographers." Hey, I would love legitimacy even in the illegitimate arts! ;) What I really wish they would do is start giving the different genres there own suffixes, like .dvd for DVD sites, .anl for butt sex, .sft for soft-core, and .shv for shaved (very important suffix in my book/hard drive). Don't just lump all porn into one massive heap but give us more organized fans some guidance. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-22-10 09:58pm - 5417 days | #15 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Maybe, but he might say something even creepier like "Only if you put up a fight, you cunt." I'm sure he's a lot more well-spoken in real life/prison. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-22-10 09:54pm - 5417 days | #25 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
It's kind of odd because it seems like you read about so many girls leaving school to do porn, not the other way around. Does make me want to look into transferring, though I don't think I could get into a school after I write my essay about my love of porn! ;) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-22-10 04:35pm - 5417 days | #110 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Oh, Wittyguy, your posts are always sure to keep me up at night no matter how much sleep I need! I remember hearing a few years ago about porn sites rejecting the .xxx domain name but I could never remember why, but now I know and knowing is half the battle. This would make it almost effortless to block sites (the good ones anyway!) but the people who aren't laboring to suppress their biology are usually the ones laboring to get hard and pretty good at figuring out ways to do it even within the 'freedom' and 'liberty' (i.e. guns and no taxes) of the U.S. I think one of the reasons AOL thrived in the '90s, the ancient days of Interweb yore, was because a large percentage of its customer base was just perverts looking to find pictures (and I guess low quality videos too) of naked ladies. It's the same old story no matter what the time or circumstance; people get horny and they want their fix! Just like the War on Drugs the War on Sex/Porn is failing miserably too. :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-22-10 04:16pm - 5417 days | #13 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
That's a pretty funny clip. Ah, small talk, you gotta love it! Tittyfucker: "You sure have grown up." Tittyfuckee: "So have you." That's either a great script, great ad libbing, or just witty talent. I love it when the actors actually speak to one another and say some really cheesy or really sleazy lines, or just plain funny ones like that. I thought the girl cheated a little towards the end though when she wrapped her hand around him thus disqualifying it from being a true tittyfuck. ----- I think all the scenes burned into my memory are the more disturbing ones where I just stare wide-eyed at the screen for a few minutes after they are finished, usually thinking to myself "That probably hurt," or "That's not coming out of the couch anytime soon," or quite frequently "How do people think up this shit?" "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 22, 2010, 09:55pm | |
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| 02-22-10 04:04pm - 5417 days | #12 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I bet that was a lot of people's first porn, though possibly also a lot of people's last as well. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-20-10 01:57pm - 5419 days | #3 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I don't think Hare Krishnas drink alcohol, but the ad parody is pretty accurate as to how advertisers sell to the working class; "Hard day? Drown out your troubles with a cheap temporary 'solution!' " :) The mainstream population is very uptight but that doesn't stop those with access (money) in spreading their propaganda. The last Super Bowl featured a 30 second antiabortion ad by Focus on the Family, a religious right organization (but not Hare Krishna) that is selling something just like all the other advertisers on TV, though maybe not as tangible as cars, beer, or snacks. The commercial is deliberately vague, telling viewers to "Celebrate family. Celebrate life." rather than showing a gruesome photo of an aborted fetus or saying abortionists go to hell, but it's still has a message. The second statement "Celebrate life." sounds really open-ended though; I could legitimately buy more porn with that kind of philosophy. Celebrate life? Why yes, I think I will. ;) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-20-10 01:37pm - 5419 days | #33 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
That sounds like what happened to Carrie Prejean, the homophobic runner-up in the 2009 Miss America pageant, who was sued for the money used to pay for her breast implants after she sued the pageant for being discriminatory. Of course her job was to keep most of her clothes on. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-20-10 01:29pm - 5419 days | #32 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
See, it's all about whether or not you can get laid, not whether you want the surgery which is what I have heard a lot of PU'ers argue is the problem with breast implants--that people only get them because they think others will like them. The problem really isn't physical then, is it? I am sure plenty of dudes would brag to their friends long before their partner would have a chance to gossip. Guys don't like getting something new just to keep it a secret, even when it's zipped up tight in their pants. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-19-10 08:17pm - 5420 days | #26 | ||
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turboshaft (0)
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You may be right yourself but I am sure there are plenty of guys who go out and do or buy stuff even when their significant other doesn't want them to; like badandy and his hard drives or Tiger Woods and his hard-ons but I digress... I am also sure there are more than enough guys out there who would be willing to get surgery if girls told them to. A lot of guys are like dogs on leashes with their partners, so pleasing her--up to and including surgery--would not surprise me in the least. The logic is simple because the guys would think, like with so many other things, "If I do this, I might get laid," and the rest, as they say, is history. Think of all the crazy, stupid, money-wasting hoops guys jump through for the chance to bang that special someone. Is a visit to the plastic surgeon really out of line? I am still talking pretty theoretically here as I don't know of any penile equivalent to what women have done to their breasts. Short of circumcision (which isn't exactly a foolproof science to begin with) I haven't heard about any benefit from bringing a scalpel anywhere near a guy's most treasured possession.
Hmm, when you put it that way it doesn't sound too pleasant, unless you are a masochist. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 19, 2010, 08:22pm | ||
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| 02-19-10 03:23pm - 5420 days | #19 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I bet if guys had a penile equivalent to breast implants (I mean relatively easy with a tolerable recovery time and not a lot of complications) we would be doing the same thing. I can just imagine the doctor-patient conversation: Doc: "So, Mr. Johnson, do you want the baby carrot upgrade or the full cucumber option?" Patient: "Well, I really only need a couple of inches...oh screw it, as long as you're down there lets go the whole hog." Doc: (sighing) "Yeah, that's what they all say." Let's not kid ourselves here; some women really want the full benefit that's physically possible. To be honest, if I was a girl going under knife I would be considering going all the way, not some half-ass hint-at-an-implant job but the full eye-opening treatment. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-18-10 12:05pm - 5421 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
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Blasphemy! Messemer is right: beware the wrath of Khan! ;) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-17-10 08:59pm - 5422 days | #9 | |
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turboshaft (0)
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Thanks for being honest, messmer. I do agree that the Olympics is extremely nationalistic from the American POV--commercially nationalistic even because it's all about selling crappy products to sheep viewers which is the true American sport. ;) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-16-10 07:24pm - 5423 days | #9 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I think that true lesbian porn is not as excessively focused on the nudity and graphic close ups that make up so much of straight porn. Plot and sensuality are more important than the ram-and-thrust mechanics of the actual sex taking place. Yes, lesbians would get to see all the naked ladies straight men get to see, but do they want to put up with all the naked dudes like straight men do as well? You also said "most women," so the women--gay, straight, bi--who enjoy porn are probably still in the minority, unlike men where it could be the majority or very close to it "who watch porn on regular basis." We'll never know because people are never going to be open about it, especially women. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-16-10 07:09pm - 5423 days | #13 | |
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turboshaft (0)
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Like PinkPanther I also like stuff you read on the backs of cars, but especially bumpers stickers that counter the typical overly proud ones you see in suburban areas. I am not a parent or a bumper sticker user but I love reading "My kid can beat up your honor student" or something similar instead of reading "I am the proud parent of an honor student at...". Still makes me smile. Around the D.C. area where I live you frequently see "OBX" stickers and other such car decorations, which refer to the Outer Banks in North Carolina, a big area for beach goers. Well after a few years of seeing those stickers on almost every SUV and minivan in existence I finally saw a "FOBX" sticker sending a message to all the OBX lovers--nice. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-16-10 06:58pm - 5423 days | #12 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Lol! Very funny point. I don't think "Where Turkeys Dare" would have been titled that since it was referring to a line from a Shakespeare play. Don't forget about the rock band the Turkeys. ;) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-16-10 06:45pm - 5423 days | #15 | |
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turboshaft (0)
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You sound like you could be describing way too many sites videos, but in either a good or bad way! ;) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-15-10 04:20pm - 5424 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Is that more of your great Buddhist wisdom, RB? :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-15-10 01:17pm - 5424 days | #4 | ||
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turboshaft (0)
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The greatest women on earth, that's who! Honestly, you got to love a woman who genuinely enjoys watching porn and isn't just trying to humor you. Too many women see it as a form of cheating or straying when all it really is is men just being men. No, we are not sleazy skeezy perverts, we are just the ones who are being faithful to our biological urge that tells us to look at hot naked ladies in order to...well, I haven't figured out the rest yet, but I'm getting there! ;)
I would not necessarily say they are lesbians or bisexuals no more than the guys who watch are homosexuals or bisexuals. There is truly lesbian porn made by lesbians for lesbians, rather than an all girl website staffed by women like AbbyWinters that is marketed towards male droolers. I agree with RB and don't believe views on porn, or viewing of porn for that matter, say anything about a person's sexuality. A person's tastes in porn might say something, but not just whether he or she is gay/straight/bi. At most it says something about their personal sexual openness (assuming it's not a secret) and comfort level with their own sexuality but that's about it. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 02-15-10 12:59pm - 5424 days | #9 | |
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turboshaft (0)
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From what I have read--and this is from interviews that are over two years old--she eventually married, had a kid, and is living in (gulp!) Branson, Missouri. Supposedly her spouse is a fan, lucky bastard, and it's not an abusive relationship but still I almost would rather hear about her abusing drugs again than being married with a kid while calling Branson home. I also read that she wanted to get back into the business as she missed "everything about it" but I am not sure in what capacity she would return as (actor, director, producer, etc.). I am sure drug problems and abusive relationships tend to be more the norm than the exception for the bigger stars in porn. You have a lot of young people with little to no experience in responsibly handling money who have already fucked the people they would most likely date. A few handle it reasonably well, some defy all expectations (like Jenna Jameson), but I bet the majority crash and burn pretty hard or escape before it happens. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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