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10-13-13  03:24am - 4088 days #8
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It would be different because porn itself is different. Their co-performers are not their johns, but if anyone comes close to a john it's us, and they definitely aren't kissing us!

Then again there's always the girlfriend experience, but that costs extra. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-12-13  04:02pm - 4089 days #38
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


I know I could use my Photobucket account but, for the sake of keeping posts on this "evil" site separate from the rest of my prim and proper life :cough:


Is your "prim and proper life" still full of rage though? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-12-13  03:56pm - 4089 days #19
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Originally Posted by pat362:


I think she has a beautiful face and I guess underneath all those tattoos there is a beautiful body. I'll never know because I can't look past them.


She's definitely one of those girls where you have to accept the ink or not. I mean, she's got spiderwebs for areolae, that's not exactly something you just look past if you're not into tattoos. My only issue is they make her look older than she is (again, born in '93), because they look like something that would take years to add up, not something a girl would have by 19 or 20.

Still, beats the butterflies and random Asian lettering so many others get. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-12-13  03:39pm - 4089 days #18
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jberryl69, just out of curiosity, why does Pornstar Network have a category called "Female Ejaculation" and another one called "Squirting?" Is there some significant difference between the two (beyond both looking kind of faked after a while)? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-12-13  03:28pm - 4089 days #5
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


As a sign of affection (or love) I'm confused as to how this fits into gonzo at all.

As a sexual act, a peck on the lips in the midst of a face fuck is not very sexual.


I'd say it comes down to trying to portray a sense of intimacy between the performers, beyond the raw physical intimacy of their deep, vigorous pounding. Yes, we all realize it's a performance but there's a sense of some sort of connection if kissing is involved, as opposed to a couple who make no eye contact and barely say a word throughout the entire scene.

And depending on the scene I'd think they'd want to get their kissing out of the way earlier rather than later considering where they end up putting their lips. A prolapse scene may not exactly get many people in the mood for anything near their mouth beyond a strong mouthwash! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-11-13  03:19pm - 4090 days #4
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Originally Posted by pat362:


I'd be a lot happier if he came out and said that he would shoot condom only porn. I think preventing the transmitting
of STD is a far better cause to support because it will affect far more people and it's a more visible thing.


That's definitely the bigger concern at the moment, what with the AIDS scare and that nobody sees the legal age budging anytime soon.

Interestingly the same website published an article a couple weeks ago from Nica Noelle, director and producer, co-founder of Sweet Sinner and Sweetheart Video. Granted Sweetheart is girl-girl but it's step in a new direction beyond "I have a clean test from __ days ago!" which becomes pretty meaningless after their first prophylactic-free session of bumping uglies.

She has her reasons for being against condoms for so long herself; video sales and a latex allergy which was one of her worries when she was still a performer, albeit this condition is relatively rare compared to how many regularly contract treatable STDs. And all the clean bedsheets "straight from the washing machine" will do nothing to prevent STDs themselves. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-11-13  02:55pm - 4090 days #32
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One looks to be slightly shorter than the other, so maybe it's when a father and son go in and the dad wants to keep an eye on him (and not in a creepy way!). But not even a small divider there--is there anything worse than going into a public bathroom and thinking They didn't finish this one, there are no dividers!?

Still, nothing beats the outdoor urinals that seem so prevalent in European cities. Just a gray plastic obelisk with some holes in it so guys aren't marking their territory on the nearest wall or alleyway. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Oct 11, 2013, 03:22pm (turboshaft: spelling)

10-11-13  02:45pm - 4090 days #14
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Never having had a "fuck doll", though I have seen some ads for them, are they that cheap to become disposable or do you wash them off and do it again?


Max seems to treat all of his unfortunate costars as disposable fuck dolls, making a nauseating mess of them and then they never appear alongside him again (or underneath in a vicious chokehold). There certainly are cheaper ones out there, though I don't know if they're intended to be disposable. And even a Lars and the Real Girl-style won't upchuck all over you like in a Max Hardcore video.

Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Find anything else turboshaft?


Only illegal downloads, nothing official or legit.

And it's definitely post-prison Max, as Ms. Rotten was born in 1993 and no other performer looks quite like her or has such unique tattoos. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-11-13  03:08am - 4090 days Original Post - #1
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Saw this short interview on Salon.com about Axel Braun declaring that he will now only work with performers 21 and over.

He says he's not trying to change the industry but I doubt one director will have much of an effect anyway. There will always be countless people willing to shoot girls the second they become of legal age and no principled stand will ever change that.

And frankly I don't think that most 18 year olds who were considering porn will necessarily "consider pursuing a higher education" instead. College has become insanely expensive and borrowing money for it is almost Kafkaesque in its absurdity. Hell, you could at least make some money in porn while being fucked in the ass, plus it would probably take less time to pay off porn's psychological wounds than it does to pay off college loans.

I also don't buy the "three more years" argument of the greater maturity of 21 over 18. I was making plenty of bad decisions at 21 as I was at 18--and still am! --and arbitrarily declaring a slightly older age as superior seems pointless once someone hits 18. (By the way, I find the 21 year old federal drinking age in the US very stupid as well.)

Is there any age that someone could make a decision without regretting it later in life? It may be an interesting thought experiment, but if I was Axel I would not actually try this in real life. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-10-13  04:05pm - 4091 days #11
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


I'm sure not many people actually like what Max did, but no matter how you slice it, he was convicted for taping extreme acts among consenting adults that were then sold to other consenting adults. It offended some powerful people who feel the magic old man in the sky wouldn't like Max either and they imposed their will on him.


Liberty seems to be awfully subjective to some, no matter how consensual an act in question is. And I'm sure there are more than a few self-styled libertarians who would love nothing more than to lock up dirty fornicators like Max because it offends them "morally." How pathetic is it that Max could move to a European country without the same Bill of Rights the U.S. has (at least in theory!) and never be bothered for his videos? Hell, Abby Winters, which at times looks like an R-rated art project, felt the need to leave Australia for the wicked pastures of the Netherlands.

Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


As the internet continues to grow as the preferred medium for accessing porn, I wonder how this will change obscenity prosecutions. In the past, one powerful tool prosecutor's had was the idea of 'community standards.' That worked well when the actual community might not tolerate dirty books being sold at the local store, but where's the 'community' now? 20 years ago I'd have landed in jail for buying a magazine or video at a store that sold stuff like Kink puts out. Now I can download it and my neighbours don't know what I watch. How can they be offended (and demand that their view of what I should watch take precedence over my own) if they don't even know what legal stuff I'm legally downloading???


At least within the U.S. (sorry, can't speak for Canada), the issue of legality and 'prosecutability' seems to rest in part on who's in the White House. During those intern-chasing Clinton years Porn Valley seemed to be doing quite well and never really worried about getting in serious legal trouble. DVDs became the profitable thing while the Internet started to offer some greater promise, albeit before the technology could catch up and really scare producers and copyright owners, not to mention offer access to an enormous variety and volume of content that redefined the term "hardcore" and took it to 11.

Then George Dubya Dumbass and his corps of moral crusaders came in and people started to get nervous again. Besides the obvious problems of "the gays" and which country to invade next, his administration eventually formed the Obscenity Prosecution Task Force within the Justice Department to figure out which of those filthy sex tape makers were truly up to no good. I guess if you preside over 152 executions as governor it doesn't hurt to remind The People that your heart is still in the right place (or that you have one) and go after those who like to film the sex.

I've always been floored by the insane subjectivity of the "community standards" test. Would such nonsense be allowed for other legal issues? I'd imagine some communities' "standards" could include such delightful ideas as segregated schools, privatized emergency services, and mandatory church attendance. So why exactly is something so hostile to the 1st Amendment even legally acceptable? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-10-13  03:34pm - 4091 days #10
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


As for new scenes, I haven't seen any (but I'm not looking either) though I have heard of a scene he supposedly shot with Bonnie Rotten. Apparently that didn't go so well for Bonnie. I have no idea if this is just an urban legend or if he is filming again.


I read on another forum, which was itself quoting from another forum, that Bonnie Rotten vehemently denies ever shooting for Max, though he may have at one time after recently getting out of prison shot a scene with her. The rumor seems to be that it was one of her first scenes (talking about going in the deep end first! ) and he released a trailer for the video it was going to be on and then took that down a day or two later, making it clear why this would all be rumors and innuendo.

Kind of ironic that a performer named Bonnie Rotten would so adamantly deny working with Max, as he's generally considered the more rotten one. I'm starting to sound like some kind of anti-porn nut; "Why wouldn't you have worked with him, you've already spread your legs for many other dirty sinning men."

Edit: Uh oh, a little more research and I found this: Fuck Puppets 2, but I don't know if it was ever actually released anywhere. The cover image clearly states "Introducing Bonnie Rotten," as well as "US Version" but I'm sure it's still Max-level depravity. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-09-13  06:50pm - 4092 days #7
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She could always start a private webcam; infinitely safer and more convenient. And I think she was dancing/stripping for most of the years she wasn't in porn, so there's always that. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-09-13  06:42pm - 4092 days #25
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Originally Posted by pat362:


We now have a class of people who have no problem insulting other people in the name of being true to themselves. It's easy to call someone an asshole behind a computer screen but I wonder if these honest people have the same honesty when faced with an actual asshole in the real world?


True, and we do this to a certain extent in our offline daily lives. We interact in some pretty different ways with a boss, friend, partner, family member, or a cop. The web takes this to an extreme and apparently turns the lot of us into virtual GG Allins, where we just start shitting onstage and tossing it at anybody willing to listen! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-09-13  06:34pm - 4092 days #24
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The Internet strikes again, Graymane!

Give it enough time and it'll reveal itself as the ugly, hateful id of everyone with access to a computer. I think it's just the presumed cloak of anonymity that gives everyone the license to scream out their prejudices without the slightest thought for what they're actually saying. The web throws out the maxim of "think before you speak" by being able to step in to help fart out your first thought or urge before you have the chance have any second thoughts (this could also explain why we have so many regrets once we've paid to join a site and have had time to think about it further).

I know I'm a diehard cynic but a spend a little time on almost any site or forum and you don't come away with the highest opinion of the human race. The mantras of "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you!" "Fuck this, GAY!" and "I don't actually hate ____, but..." can really wear you down. Frankly, the cries of censorship fall flat in the face of pointlessly mean comment sections that end up saying more about the commenters than the subject at hand.

Popular Science took the bold step of just shutting off the comment sections on new articles starting last month. Sounds unpopular and antidemocratic but a magazine that has science in its title probably doesn't need the intelligentsia that claim to have been educated by the University of Google.

Fortunately, Yahoo! News and YouTube still keep pumping the nonsense effluence out at full capacity! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-09-13  01:18am - 4092 days #5
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Originally Posted by pat362:


I don't know if Jennifer ever really left or was taking some time off because of her addictions. She is sadly well known for ingesting large amounts of alcohol and drugs.


That is sadly true for a lot of other performers as well. Give a twenty something quick cash and little guidance, especially those who are wild enough to be earning it for making porn, and the results won't always be so frugal. The careless attitude of "you're only young once" rarely seems to cross paths with the more rational "you're not going to be making this kind of money forever." "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-09-13  01:13am - 4092 days #4
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As I mentioned in another thread last month, Gauge said in a recent interview that she is getting back into porn. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-09-13  01:05am - 4092 days #11
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


One of the funnest monologues I've heard Robin do is about golf.

enjoy.


Lewis Black has a routine about golfers too. Hilarious, and since he admits to being one himself it may explain why he sounds so angry: "I am a golfer, and that is a Scottish word, and it means asshole." "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-09-13  12:43am - 4093 days #7
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Originally Posted by pat362:


The only celebrity that might make a porn tape just for kicks is Miley but I think her family and manager would get involved and buy the print before it got released so no one would ever see it. It's kind of sad to see what's happening to her because she could do so many great things but she seems hell bent on pissing off her parents.


If that's the reason she's doing it, then good, fuck 'em! Remember what her father brought us back in 1992. I think it was Bill Hicks who once proposed hosting a show he called "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus." "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-09-13  12:37am - 4093 days #5
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Can't imagine any real celebrity ever crossing over. Porn is still practically akin to a serious crime in Hollywood (and OJ Simpson has had more mainstream coverage than any porn star). Yes, porn stars are "allowed" in mainstream films but with small, independent roles or essentially as themselves, such as the Sasha Grey in that douchey TV show Entourage. Don't expect big budget success or much respect, beyond the rubbernecking effect of including a porn star in the cast. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-09-13  12:29am - 4093 days #5
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


And, in case you’re wondering, I’m not asking this question for my own benefit. It’s for a friend. My friend Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo…




Of course it is, rearadmiral. Of course it is.

Don't know if the site is legit though; Max got a bad break, even for a pornographer, and it's not been too clear what he's been officially doing since. He had a nice looking mansion, at least from the way it appeared in his videos (though considering what happened in the videos, you'd think no one would want to live there), and I think the government might have gotten that as a result of his conviction.

Polarizing or not, the fact that he was tried and convicted only confirmed my cynical beliefs about the kneejerk puritanism of this country (US, not Canada ). Interesting how limiting "liberty" can be when the assholes in charge seem to only interpret laws by how offensive certain acts and people are. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-03-13  09:31pm - 4098 days #5
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


(And, of course): Porn, for lack of a better word, is good.




The real quotes from that movie are hilarious. Just some of the ones from Gordon Gekko:

- "When I get a hold of the son of a bitch who leaked this, I'm gonna tear his eyeballs out and I'm gonna suck his fucking skull."

- "Yeah. Well you TAKE IT! Right in the ass you fucking scumbag cocksucker!"

- "What's worth doing is worth doing for money." I figure this one must framed and posted in the offices of most porn companies. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-03-13  09:22pm - 4098 days #4
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Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


And, last for now, what the members of Congress are currently doing during our fabulous government shut down:


Hey, isn't that Dmitry Medvedev, ex-Russian President? Whatever you do, don't imply that that balloon makes him look gay! (And I promise not to post a photo of Putin bare-chested.)

Thanks for the laughs...especially knowing that members of congress still get paid when they shut the federal government down. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Oct 05, 2013, 04:08pm

09-28-13  10:02pm - 4103 days #11
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You know what a big part of the problem is with the Miss America pageant. It wasn't always just about beauty.


Rampant nationalism masquerading as an innocent beauty contest? (I guess that could explain some of the "git' back to yer' country!" Twitter response to the recent one.)

Sorry, when you mention that one of those she-devil Fox News hosts was a past winner it just gives me another reason to hate it and spew some more of my trademark raging . "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-28-13  09:55pm - 4103 days #54
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Originally Posted by pat362:


She may not have the most perfect skin but the same could be said for Cameron Diaz. I've seen a few pictures where Cameron's face is full of pimples but she has the benefit of better technology to hide those pimples. Porn isn't there just yet so girls are stuck at using more makeup or hope they aren't breaking out during a shoot.


To be fair Cameron is only working with her face--porn girls also have to worry about having an ass full of pimples (or, more accurately, their partners do!). I'll take a little pizza face over bacne and scorched earth pussy suffering from some recent razor burn.

I'm not about to cast the first stone either--bring on the sinnin'!--but I do know the benefits of a little salicylic acid...and being gifted with a naturally ugly mug. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-25-13  10:31pm - 4106 days #28
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Originally Posted by Khan:


Oh, and one last thing ...
You may have failed to notice but in spite me not being real active in discussions, I'm still in the top ten posters of the forum. I'd venture to guess that should I suddenly get very active, you guys would get tired of reading me babbling pretty quickly.


I don't know, any contribution is welcome, especially from someone who's worked online since the '90s and seen all the changes that have come and gone since that time. I defer to the experience and knowledge of anyone who has been online, and professionally at that, longer than me.

I thought one of the reasons you had so many posts was because of all the "Beware the wrath of Khan" replies to spammers and/or dipshits trying to ruin our otherwise civil and fun forum. I do remember reading some more personal posts though--now buried deep within the forum--and they offered interesting tidbits about an obviously crucial member of PU. Newer members may mistake you for some enigmatic godhead-type figure, but I think more veteran members know that you've been around here almost every day the entire time.

Thanks for speaking up, Khan!
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09-25-13  10:15pm - 4106 days #27
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Originally Posted by TheSquirrel:


I am not as negative as some, as porn will always be an earner. There's been a porn downturn but there has been so much of it produced in recent years there was going to have to be some sort of correction with the weakest failing.
[...]
I don't see the new TBP sites as being a rearrangement of chairs on the Titanic, because porn isn't the Titanic; it's going to survive, and people are going to make money. The new sites will survive if they're good enough, and if there's a market for them.


I agree, and though I'm pretty cynical myself I'm still not delusional enough to think that the porn industry is simply going to up and disappear one day. I take the apocalypse/Armageddon talk about as seriously as I take someone comparing current day U.S. to the fall of Rome because they heard a dirty word on TV: "Oh no, they talked about s-e-x on the picture box, this is what brings down empires!"

Things change; some people adapt, and some do not. It's a shitty situation even for people who will ultimately survive within the industry because they may not have had to deal with such change before, but change they must. Those who say "porn's days are numbered" can fuck off for all I care, because people have been making dirty pictures for as long as the human race has been around, and they will continue to do so. If it isn't some nudie cave painting then it's whatever the hell you categorize HotKinkyJo under, because either way it's going to get made, and people will continue to consume it.

Yes, Moral Majoritarians will always be around to harass our most gullible, Bible-stroking politicians into passing idiotic laws because We The People just can't seem to keep our dirty hands to ourselves. But ultimately it's their days that are numbered, at least as a group that's to be taken even remotely seriously, if they ever were in the first place. Even FCC-ruled broadcast TV is losing to the Internet and cable as more and more Americans are realizing they don't have to pretend they are living in a nation of six-year-olds (I realize I'm speaking from the American perspective, but I hope you still get my drift here).

No, porn will never truly be mainstream--I for one certainly don't hope it does, I prefer its relative fringe status--but it is becoming everyone-and-their-friend's dirty little secret. It's rather difficult to take one prudish do-gooder seriously when all the others are off either cheating on their spouses, salivating over their creeped-out female office staff, or just texting dick pics to women they met over the Internet. And it will then be harder to justify them trying to outlaw what we do in the privacy of our homes and ultimately our minds. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-25-13  09:44pm - 4106 days #11
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Another one bites the dust!? Sorry to see you go, Cybertoad.

I'll take a stand here among this negative talk and after two prominent members disabling their accounts and say I am not disabling my account, leaving PU, or getting tired of porn (even if it gets tired of me! ). Even if just due to sheer laziness on my part, I see no reason to disable my account here at PU, at least not until well into the newer site next year, and even then I'm not much interested in disabling my account anytime soon. Furthermore I'm not giving up on porn, whether it be to the economy or puritanical fascists, or as Charlton Heston once said, "From my cold dead hands!" I'm not going down without a fight!

It was good having you as a member, Cybertoad! Lurk around here if you must--I at least hope that's what you're doing--but come back when the newer site and its forum are up and running.
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09-22-13  04:43pm - 4109 days #31
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


Hmmm... I'd normally get confused wondering how a thread on your favorite models turned into a discussion on hair, but since the link between those two seemingly unconnected topics is the lovely Lily Labeau I won't complain!


How could we not change the subject? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-22-13  04:42pm - 4109 days #30
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


I have seen something like in an Instagram photo of Lily with blue hair but the following quote will explain why is was not a filmed event. I went looking but was unable to secure that photo.


I think she only had her hair dyed blue for a short while, and like she said, only "after letting my sister finally have her fun, knowing I was going to shave it off." A unique, head-turning look (how can you not notice bright blue hair?!), but it's hardly as permanent has a a ribcage full of tattoos--porn star or otherwise. Maybe I should dye my hair blue so I can cut it off too.

Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Her head has really never been shaved but rather buzzed - sort of like how I looked when I went into basic training.


Well, "buzzed," yes. Like the mainstream examples of Demi Moore or Signourney Weaver, both for military or militaristic roles. Shaving the head perfectly can be a real bitch, but I am more than willing to personally volunteer to shave the rest of Lily. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-22-13  04:01pm - 4109 days #9
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


LOL what you hoped was me leaving ( just putting levity on a sad subject JB )


You're not getting away that easily!

Plus, I always thought you'd leave in a blaze of glory, like that NASA frog caught on camera did. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-22-13  03:52pm - 4109 days #8
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Sad to see you go, messmer.

Hope you're still lurking around here, and if you are, that you read this and know you'll be missed.

While I occasionally tire of porn (usually when I'm asleep) I certainly don't tire of forums like this, even if they're ostensibly about porn, because there are decent members and webmasters and plenty of talk about things other than porn use.

Conversely, even after this site and its forum move on, and even long after all this changes from what we now understand as the Internet, I'll still be a porn user! And if worse came to worse, and porn somehow disappeared...screw it, I would make my own!

messmer! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-22-13  10:04am - 4109 days #24
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


[...]I read in the thread on ADT that many of you have mentioned that Ms. Labeau is in a new Deep Anal Abyss title and I'm hoping to find that there.


"Deep Anal Abyss" is a perfectly hilarious and descriptive title--hope it lives up to it! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-22-13  12:41am - 4110 days #21
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Just to keep the thread going regarding hair, I think for the most part, porn starlets tend to have long hair, made longer with extensions. Very few go sans hair (CJ) or "shorter" hair (at various times, Bobbi Starr, or someone like Claire Robbins).


And to steer it back to its original subject (Ha! We wish!), Belladonna--one hell of an It girl, if there ever was one--really sported her shaved head/short hair with a vengeance. Just try telling her you don't like it!

Though I think she's mostly a director at this point, as a performer she had quite the attitude, and was just as enthusiastically nasty to boot. I assume if I executed some of the crazy sex acts on camera as she did, and labored through the accompanying bodily fluids, I'd probably want to cut my hair off from time to time too. And for all I know, she could have sold it to fans--we don't exactly have much shame, after all. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Sep 22, 2013, 12:44am

09-20-13  10:51pm - 4111 days #17
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Oh, and to complete my for the night...

Kind of mind-boggling, knowing you step just a little outside the norm, even in the anything goes world of porn, and you've suddenly broken some kind of unwritten rule on how to behave and think. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-20-13  10:47pm - 4111 days #16
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Ha ha - There is a thread on another website entitled "Lily Luvs/Lily Labeau: NN model now going hardcore" where her hair was discussed and she said her two cents and the fur, so to speak, was flying. Good thing certain people don't participate on our forum, or the shit might hit the fan.


Yes, I found that thread...it's something else to participate in a forum knowing there's a chance that who you are talking about is a member and will respond in kind. I don't blame her for getting upset because it's not quite as civil as it is here and there seems to be just more of that vile "Fuck this bitch" attitude that frequently pervades so much of the porn world, or at least the world of its fans. So while her more devoted fans worship the ground she walks on (or at least the bedsheets she performs on) the more casual fan just dismisses with some rude comments.

One of her lines was insightful and reminded me of how not knowing her I judge more on the looks: "I give myself for the world to see and I know that makes some people think they can judge me, but if we met in person you would never talk to me like that so don't do it on here." No, because she probably wouldn't be talking to a guy like me anyway, but a man can dream, can't he?

It does suck knowing how something like long hair for women is just another expected social norm and how they frequently describe cutting or shaving it off as "liberating." Suddenly they don't have to spend the time and money on a part of personal upkeep to make everyone else feel better. As I mentioned above I have long hair, but because I'm a guy I get away with not having to take care of it in the same way women are automatically presumed to be doing. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-19-13  08:08pm - 4112 days #13
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Though she's not my current It girl, I'm sure she was for quite a few people at one time a few years back, the anal-handstanding specialist Gauge. I found an interview she recently did on YouTube because apparently she's trying to get back into the industry as a performer. She started all the way back in 1999 but fortunately she stills sounds levelheaded and sane, so nothing depressing in the interview. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-19-13  07:59pm - 4112 days #12
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


lol - it's somewhat politically incorrect not to like her sans hair, though secretly I agree with you - how bout this look?


Nah, I prefer the freshly trimmed look--and not just on the head, hey! --but when it's grown out a little like that it just looks too punkish for me. I've known a few girls in real life (I swear it!) who've cut their hair this short, but not shaven as Lily first had it, and I've preferred the longer look. Of course, face-to-face you choose your words a lot more carefully.

Also, how's it somewhat politically incorrect? I've got long hair myself so it's not like I'm being hypocritical (as was my problem on another thread apparently), just a preference. Girls do the same thing all the time, and it's not like anybody's saying this is how it should be done. I can't exactly judge her on personality or level of friendship, so looks kind of take over. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-19-13  07:47pm - 4112 days #9
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Good lord, this thread's been dormant for over half a decade (others just feel that way)!

What made you dig it up, Cybertoad? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-18-13  08:52pm - 4113 days #6
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Oh Lily Labeau...

She's still hot but I preferred her with long hair, blue or otherwise. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-18-13  08:21pm - 4113 days #44
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Originally Posted by Thedebilman666:


You're probably wondering why I called people around here hypocrites? This is why, I read this crapola all day long on porn sites, tons of it on here: my porn is okay, yours isn't.


People seem to agree with the first part of your point, "my porn is okay," but not necessarily with the second, "yours isn't."

I thought PU members always made it clear what they like, and just because they don't like something else doesn't mean you have to think the same way they do. It's more like "My porn is okay with me, yours is okay with you." That's pretty much it.

Messmer's original rant in this thread was about sites changing to a genre that members either like less or not at all--"I hate b/g material creeping into formerly straight solo sites"--not that they joined a site they knew to currently be one thing but were expecting something different.

I've stated my tastes and preferences plenty of times here in the forum and certainly don't expect people to agree with them or even understand them (there are times when I barely understand them ). But that doesn't mean other members' tastes are wrong, just that they are their own. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-18-13  06:54pm - 4113 days #42
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Originally Posted by Thedebilman666:


Now I'm done posting and you can all now.


I know I like to radically change the subject of a thread but, man, how did this one get so out of whack? I must be missing something here.

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09-18-13  03:26pm - 4113 days #3
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I haven't joined any sites in a while so my current It girls aren't that current, but they're what I've been hunting for when organizing my collection/wasting time.

First, the more veteran of the two, the heroically depraved Hungarian Nikky Thorne. I guess I started noticing she was in numerous collections that I've built up; 1ByDay, ALSScan, InTheCrack, Zoliboy, SimonScans, she even had a case of Asshole Fever a few years back (and I believe I know the cure! ). Just an all around reliably nasty performer who hasn't disappeared or had some mental breakdown, and she still seems to be working with what I believe are all her original parts.

And second, the somewhat younger and newer Alexis Crystal (aka Anouk, though I don't think that sounds as sexy). She still has a deceptively innocent face that makes her performances seem that much more perverted once you actually watch them. And this can be oddly satisfying when you watch one of her scenes, even a solo one, and realize there's no way what she is doing can be considered innocent, no matter what she looks like. It's girls like her that make me think twice about the whole girl-next-door trope, and that alone is priceless. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-18-13  03:01pm - 4113 days #36
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Originally Posted by Thedebilman666:


Sorry for being so "rude" as people put it, cause I used the word fuck and retard to make my points hit even harder, on an "adult" site as you guys so eloquently put it, where we share opinions but god forbid if you say fuck or retard on an adult site.


It's not about the words you use, but the fact that they're directed towards specific members in order to insult them. Outside of spammers there's no reason to put down members simply because you disagree with them, that's the adult thing to do.

Plus, didn't messmer originally comment that you did a great review of Nubiles? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-16-13  10:17pm - 4115 days #99
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Thanks for the input, Khan! Seriously doubted you were going anywhere, but always good to see you occasionally drop by the threads beyond the usual "Keep up the spam posts and you're outta here!" "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-16-13  03:56pm - 4115 days #15
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Originally Posted by messmer:


For me it is just the opposite, turbo. I have deleted many sets of favorite models just because they eventually decided to go hardcore (b/g.) It was my idealized image of them that took a hit and I could never look at them in the same way again.


All angels fall eventually, messmer. At least I hope!

Your class system sounds kind of odd but it explains why you don't want your favorite model to cross over to the dark side that is hardcore performer. Fall in love with the girl in a solo scene and you'll declare treason the instant she makes naughty, nasty love to some male costar. If there's some kind of innocence in a solo scene--and there wouldn't be if I was directing!--there's certainly going to a lot less when a lucky Lothario comes along to bury himself balls-deep in her. It's like you just had a piece of your heart chipped away.

Originally Posted by messmer:


Let me stress, as always, that my opinion is highly subjective and that I am not necessarily right!


Don't worry; I know I'm not necessarily right either, just angrier. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-16-13  03:42pm - 4115 days #90
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Oh I'm way ahead of you, Cybertoad! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

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I know I've mentioned my issues with the Miss America pageant before--mainly, that it exploits women worse than porn--but there's been some controversy over its newest winner Nina Davuluri for being Indian-American. Yeah, she was born in Syracuse, New York, and there have been non-white winners before but that didn't stop the Internet from unleashing its inner David Duke.

Granted, a competition that's about "beauty" ostensibly judges other things as well but deep down it's looks, and some people just don't want their sash-swathed missus being anything other than lily-white. Frankly she's looks pretty attractive considering that most beauty contestants usually look like permanently smiling transsexual androids. She at least looks remotely human. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-16-13  03:17pm - 4115 days #31
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


I do all my own building and upgrades and fixes guess I am lucky in all these years never had to take my PC in for a repair as I do it myself. But would be odd having a guy watch a movie you spank the monkey to lol.


I'm lucky in that I'm in the same boat--and with a Mac I'm not going up to someone with the actual title of "Genius"--but I would be pretty nervous about a woman who I just met having to watch some of what I have.

There's basically no reasonable or comfortable explanation for much of the material I've collected over the years (and backed up, no less!). "I was curious" and "I'm sorry" would be futile in the face of the sheer quantity of it all, especially of some genres that probably don't need to be seen repeatedly. At best I figure it'd be like going on trial and having to sit through a videotape of your crimes in front of a packed courtroom. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

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Originally Posted by mbaya:


He even fixed the drivers at no cost. However, it was one of the most uncomfortable things in my life when he watched my video to check the quality.


I remember reading about a problem with a new DSLR camera on ALSScan's blog a few years back. It was brand new but there was something wrong with the sensor and it would produce noticeably poor quality images. Alex, the ALS webmaster/owner at the time, had to email them some free images which of course were obviously not coming from a church photographer. He mentioned how the technician was quite grateful he got to help them. Oh, and I think the camera was eventually fixed too.

Originally Posted by mbaya:


He was so nervous that I thought he was about to jump right out of his skin. He broke out into a cold sweat. No fun at all.

I have a fairly vocal hostility to social networking (I think I've once told someone I wish Mark Zuckerberg would be droned ), so I have the same reaction whenever people ask me what I do on the Internet.

It's research! It's research, I swear! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

09-14-13  08:37pm - 4117 days #25
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


What made trying to do the whole job hard was she was smokin hot, like model/stripper hot. It was all I could do to get my work done . She was one of those women you go wow she way outta my league.




Figures, but at least you eventually got the job done, I hope. Though I'm sure we've all seen our share of women we'd be more than willing to swing a hammer for, and we're not even contractors!

Makes those lucky construction worker scenes a little more believable--sure, he could finish installing that drywall but it looks like the client wants him to spackle her vagina first! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

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