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06-11-15  05:59pm - 3498 days #2
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^Unlikely but you are probably getting to a point where you will download less and less stuff. The reason is that I don't think you can download as much content today as you could just 5 year ago and maybe even less than you could 2 years ago. Long live the Brown Coats.

06-11-15  05:56pm - 3498 days #2
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^Those Hammer films from the 60's and 70's. That's the films I most remember him from. He was excellent as Dracula. He had a long and prolific film career. He will be missed. Long live the Brown Coats.

06-08-15  03:14pm - 3502 days #9
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Originally Posted by eeee:


I find it strange, Amazon, yandy, a million adult stores, all sell these costumes, yet not much porn made with them.


A large part of the reason is that so little porn actually includes clothes beyond a bathing suit or very skimpy outfit that those costumes are mostly for private use. Now that I know what you want then I will do some research and get back to you later this week. Long live the Brown Coats.

06-06-15  01:44pm - 3504 days #3
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I don't know if I can help but other than them wearing costumes. What else are you looking for? Is it g/g, b/g or a mixture of both? Is it softcre with some midcore added to the mix or do you want hardcore? Long live the Brown Coats.

06-06-15  07:03am - 3504 days #185
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A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Desert.

During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks their Sergeant why the camel was kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, “Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women, and sir, sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly the Camel.”

The Captain says, “I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay.”

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.

When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, “Is that how the men do it?”

“No, not really, sir. They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.............. Long live the Brown Coats.

06-03-15  05:27pm - 3506 days #9
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^ADT does have a few performers that interact with the various posters but the level of civility is not very good and too many of the posters can say some harsh things to the women. ADT would be better served if they took example of the way people are on the PU forum.

I don't remember the last time a webmaster posted anything in the forum but some still reply to comments and that is probably a better thing.

I still try to interact in the forum but it's getting harder because I'm losing interest in what is being talked about and so many of the people I enjoyed interacting with have left.

I'm glad you are back. Long live the Brown Coats.

06-02-15  06:09pm - 3507 days #3
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^I try as much as possible to avoid reading the tweets that various porn performers are wont to write because doing so tends to sour them to me. If I'm to believe what many of the current performers write than most of them tend to spend their days in a haze of weed smoke, going or coming back from a bar, complaining about a variety of things or asking fans to buy them stuff. Long live the Brown Coats.

06-02-15  06:01pm - 3507 days #7
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^I may be pessimistic but I can't see what changing the sites will do to improve the lack of general interaction. The harsh reality is that it's hard to talk about all the great porn being made when there is so little of it and as much as I love to talk about various subjects. At some point there is nothing left to say and I think this is sort of where we are now. I tend to participate more on the ADT forum but although they tend to mostly stick to porn. They touch on more subjects than most people here want to do and that's why I am more active there. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-31-15  10:28am - 3510 days #2
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I hope that the new site is a success but the state of the porn industry is such that I still can't see how they can make a living when so many are barely surviving. Just look at the number of sites that have stopped updating, those that are struggling and then look at all the new sites that are for the most part really not new so much as the same old stuff being repackaged under a different name or too can get all their stuff from one of your active membership.

I used to love visiting TBP's "New Porn Sites" section because once upon a time you actually could find something worth looking at and luckily sometime worth joining but I can't say that I have seen too many worth while sites in the last 2-3 years. There have been a few but mostly what I see these days are mostly mobile versions of a sites I already have access to or sites I never wanted access to. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-30-15  07:27am - 3511 days #3
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I have a link to the classic site and that's the one I always use so wasn't even aware that they redesigned the site. I do know that they more or less are concentrating all of their efforts on making videos and therefore the pic option is now significantly smaller than it was in the past.

I also know that they have significantly toned down the misogynist stuff in theirs gang bang site. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-30-15  07:13am - 3511 days #4
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^I think the reason why you haven't seen any great scenes with clowns is that I don't believe it's possible to shoot one. In fact I don't even think it's possible to shoot a passable clown scene. Aside from the obvious issues that as soon as the face of the clown comes into contact with any part of the woman and his makeup will start to smear and come off. Clowns are meant to make you think and/or make you laugh but I don't think they are ever meant to arouse you sexually.

My definition of circus porn I think is slightly different than yours. When I think of circus porn. I mostly think of men fucking women in the most painful way possible and the women trying to appear as though they are enjoying it.
If the words DAP, DVA, upside down fucking of any kind, pile driving and a few others are used to describe the action than that for me is circus porn. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-22-15  06:00pm - 3518 days #8
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I really hope he gets better. He is missed. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-18-15  09:14am - 3523 days #8
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^In no way do I want to make light of what some people have written about BB or Brazzer but I have joined both sites multiple times in the last 7 years and at no time did I have an issue cancelling or get charged extra for stuff I did not really want. Now maybe I am more experienced than some of the other people but not everybody who got burned. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-15-15  05:23pm - 3526 days #4
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This is turning out to be a shitty year for music fans. Rest in peace B.B. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-06-15  07:05pm - 3534 days #50
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^It's you and your wife life so ultimately you should only do stuff that you are both comfortable with. That said I get the feeling from this post that you seem to be more interested in the idea of doing porn rather than actually doing it for real. I mean the primary reason why anyone should consider doing porn should be how much money can I make from it and what I'm willing to risk but doing it?

The reasons why someone is willing to pay should never enter into the equation since you must have a general idea of how much money you are willing to accept. Now a high five figure amount for an amateur oral sex video may seem like a lot of money but some people already spend thousands of dollars on cam shows and you rarely get anything more than solo stuff. When you couple that with the fact that your wife as modeled in the past so isn't it possible that someone who has seen her might be willing to spend a huge amount of money for even something as simple as an oral sex video? Long live the Brown Coats.

05-01-15  05:51pm - 3539 days #3
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^It does appear like that. At least he will be in good company. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-25-15  05:50pm - 3545 days #182
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^The European humour is sometime like that. My theory is that having had two major wars fought in or around your Countries as well as having countless of your citizens involved in them has affected the way they look at many things.

A lot of their humour is often quite dark and it's so common to see the death of major characters on established shows that I am often ambivalent about watching a new show for fear that I will get too attached to a main character who will get bumped off the next season. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-25-15  07:35am - 3546 days #180
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Born to create drama.

My favorite is number two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fv...Zh5B4f4bigA&NR=1 Long live the Brown Coats.

04-25-15  07:34am - 3546 days #179
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Dutch Treat.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/5748lK9HpOg Long live the Brown Coats.

04-25-15  07:34am - 3546 days #178
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Someone sent me this little question on moral dilemma.

You are driving along in your car on a wild stormy night. you pass by a bus stop where three people waiting for the bus:

1-An old lady who looks like she is about to die.

2-An old friend who once saved your life.

3-The perfect woman (or) man you have been dreaming about.


Which one would you offer a ride to knowing that you can only take one passenger?

Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once used as part of a job application.

You can pick the old lady because she could die so you should save her first. You can pick your old friend because he once saved your life and this is the perfect way to repay him. However you may never find your perfect dream lover again.

What did the person who got the job answer?????


The answer is actually quite simple. He said he would have given the keys to his old friend and told him to take the old lady to the hospital and he would have waited for the bus with the woman of his dream. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-22-15  05:34pm - 3548 days #6
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Maybe it's not just you because I'm finding that each new year brings us a larger group of models that are just not as impressive as the ones that came before them but I'm not sure if it's because the ones that came before them were so much more than them that no one can equal them or if may be that the higher resolution cameras make every skin blemish impossible to miss and overlook.

Of course it could be a mixture of both. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-20-15  05:57pm - 3550 days #43
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^I don't know if you are aware but what you wrote is the same thing that almost every other person who prefers bareback porn says when discussing condom in porn. I've had plenty of back and forth discussion with some of them and I've come to the conclusion that you can't change their mind but it hasn't stopped me from trying so here goes.

Are you telling us that if the porn industry decides to go condom only then you will no longer buy any porn with condoms in it? Hopefully you aren't saying that you will stop paying for it but keep on downloading it from torrent and tube sites because that would be a very different thing.

At this moment the industry is more or less still shooting bareback porn and yet they are seeing less and less people actually paying for it so why would going condom only mean that even more people would stop paying for porn.

One of the biggest porn studio at the moment is called Wicked. Clearly you must never have heard of them but they have been shooting condom only porn for decades and they are still making a profit so why is it that they can make money when shooting condom only porn but every other studio would suffer? Long live the Brown Coats.

04-15-15  06:11pm - 3555 days #4
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I don't know what kind of life he had but I would think a man would be considered rich for having created such an iconic song. How many weddings would not exist if that song had never been created?

Rest in Peace Percy. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-12-15  09:33am - 3559 days #176
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Hilarious, Pat!


All I hope is that she dropped his ass that very same day because that is one serious loser. My biggest issue with the guys isn't so much that he ignored her request multiple times but that he was having a long fucking conversation on a cellphone while he was with his girlfriend. I think if I was out with someone and they took out their cellphone and called or took a long call that wasn't an emergency then I would get up and leave and never bother talking to that person ever again. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-12-15  09:27am - 3559 days #175
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Originally Posted by Micha:


I scored 18. My face has begun breaking out


You lucky dog. I wasn't able to get a score remotely close to that. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-11-15  06:56am - 3560 days #172
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You have to watch the video until the end. I can guarantee that you will piss yourself laughing.

http://safeshare.tv/w/sLtCVDmZnm Long live the Brown Coats.

04-08-15  05:46pm - 3562 days #4
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As much as I would love to nominate some women. The harsh truth for me is that I've been burned too many times with solo model sites that I don't think none of them deserves to have one. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-03-15  07:09am - 3568 days #171
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I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.



After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he'd made it home safely.



Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?' Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!'



The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.



I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next movement could spell disaster.



My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.



I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.



The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"



A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister." "That's a disgrace," said the priest,"especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."



A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this country so that they can see their own doctor.



I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-03-15  06:55am - 3568 days #170
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I hope you try this little test and let me know what score you get.

http://www.age-test.com/1nsd2j

I scored 30 so technically I'm way younger inside than my actual age. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-03-15  06:45am - 3568 days #169
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit

jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the

rabbit jumps right in front of the car.


The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal

lover, pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is

the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .


The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.



She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong.


"I feel terrible," ! he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car


and KILLED HIM."


The blonde says,"Don't worry."


She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.


The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the

two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves

again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again and again


and again and again, until he hops out of sight.


The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says..





(Are you ready for this?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)






(Last chance)







(OK, here it is)






It says,






"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave." Long live the Brown Coats.

03-31-15  05:45pm - 3570 days #2
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I don't have an issue watching a dead performer anymore than I have an issue with mainstream actors and actresses that are also dead. Probably because most of them have been dead for a few years or longer. It might be different if they were recently deceased but since I can't think of an instance when it occurred so I can't be sure it would be.

I do have a problem with performers that clearly look like they need to take a serious break from the industry. Tanner is probably one of the better example. I can't speak for Belle because I have not seen a single of her scenes and frankly I don't even know if she is still doing porn. I know she cut herself because I remember reading about it and I also know that porn had very little to do with it because she was doing that way before she started doing porn. Long live the Brown Coats.

03-28-15  06:27pm - 3573 days #32
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Thanks for the tip on "Crossfire," Pat. You just saved me 50 Dollars plus because I tend to trust your taste from long experience.


I have another amazing series that I discovered while looking for something new to read. It is by Jessica Clare and it's the Billionaire series. These are more straight forward romance novels than 50 shades and crossfire but there is some amazing writing involved with well defined characters and engaging plot points. Long live the Brown Coats.

03-25-15  05:58pm - 3576 days #4
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^I don't think it would matter if there was a cheap way of digitally removing condoms in scenes. It would probably always be more expensive than most are willing to pay or to time consuming to do it. That and everyone who makes porn knows that one of the biggest studios at the moment only shoots condom porn and they have done so for decades without having money problems.

I know you always get very vocal people saying that they will never watch a condom porn scene and I believe some of them when they say it but if tomorrow the entire US porn industry went mandatory condom for penetration sex and that meant that you would get to see more newbies or existing performers to stay longer in the industry and do more stuff than most of those complainers would still watch porn. They would probably bitch about it but they'd watch it anyway. Long live the Brown Coats.

03-21-15  05:19pm - 3581 days #2
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The good news is that it was a false positive. The bad news is that there have been quite a few of these false positive in the last couple of years. that and it was still another HIV scare Long live the Brown Coats.

03-21-15  08:08am - 3581 days Original Post - #1
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Yup here we go again. I read on a couple of sites that there is another possible HIV performer in the industry. The news is quite fresh so no way of knowing who it is right now. All I can say is that the FSC is calling for a precautionary production hold. At this point I'm not sure at which number of HIV infected performer we are at in the last two years but I think this is the fourth time in as many years that there is a moratorium. Long live the Brown Coats.

03-15-15  10:09am - 3587 days #2
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I'm not so sure what you are asking. Are you talking about performers or the Country of origin? Long live the Brown Coats.

03-14-15  08:30am - 3588 days #16
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^Yup I'd have to say that even if our winter wasn't very nice in Quebec. It's pales when compared to Eastern Canada.
You guys were the bitch boy of Mother nature this winter. Long live the Brown Coats.

03-14-15  08:29am - 3588 days #2
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^My guess is that since most of the people who trademark their names tend to be celebrities of one kind or another and they expect to be able to earn money from that name then the last thing you want is for someone else to be able to appropriate it for their own profit.

Another reason why they might have to do that is that they are not trademarking their real name but their stage name. Unless they actually trademark their stage name then they can never go in front of a judge and say that is my name when in fact it isn't and never was.

The case of Dakota is a good example of a manager not doing his or her job. Her name should have been trademarked the moment she started to become popular. She had been doing porn for nearly two years when the issue came to a head. Mind you from some of what she wrote on ADT. She may have had ulterior reasons for going with a different name. it's quite possible that someone else(other than the stripper) owned the name Dakota Sky ie: Her manger or someone behind the scene. She is guaranteeing her future by changing her stage name and trademarking it. Long live the Brown Coats.

03-13-15  03:03pm - 3589 days #14
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^I've been reading romance novels since my early 20's. I used to love the harlequin novels because they were small and easy to read. At the time I was the night manager of a Hilton and there were many long hours where there wasn't a lot to do so a nice romance novel was perfect to pass the time and it didn't bother me if I had to put it down for an hour and start where I left off. The only negative thing is that since they were tiny than I needed to buy new ones fairly regularly as I can read rather quickly.

I can't really recommend Crossfire because I didn't enjoy it as much as I did 50 shades. The female character in crossfire is better defined but I didn't like her as much as Anastasia. It also doesn't help a whole lot that both protagonist were sexually abused as young children, That keeps coming up as to why they are the way they are. Add the fact that Sylvia decided to do 5 novels instead of only 3 and the only way she got around doing that is by generating useless drama that gets repeated in multiple novels do stretch the story beyond the already hard to believe premise. Long live the Brown Coats.

03-12-15  06:44pm - 3589 days #11
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Originally Posted by messmer:


In the meantime I've discovered other categories where the Alpha Male is less arrogant and troubled and I prefer those.

All of the new romances have two things in common, they are as steamy as they can get without crossing the line into pornography, and all the heroes are originally "unwilling to commit!"

And I agree, I too miss the old gang, so I am glad to see some newcomers and some folks like you who stuck with it.

m.


I've always been a huge fan of romance novels. I have no problem confessing that I really enjoy them and as a bonus it gives me some great insight on how women's brain work. I started reading the Harlequin series and then migrated to mostly Joanna Lindsey. The theme of the Harlequin books was often a cold distant alpha male who needed the love and understanding of a beautiful woman to thaw his cold heart. Joanna offered more variety and stronger female roles to her heroine and the sex was significantly more descriptive.

Needless to say that 50 Shades and it's ilk is pure female porn where some of the sex is quite descriptive but not so much that a woman can't put herself in the place of the female protagonist. I can't help but feel that some of the authors are trying distinguish themselves from the pack by being way too descriptive and crude. If you read the Crossfire series of books than be prepared to read the word C.nt (I'm not even comfortable writing it all the way) used quite often by the alpha male to describe the sexual organ of the woman he claims to love. Call me old fashion, call me a prude but I can think of many more stimulating words to use to describe a vagina other than what I consider to be an insulting word in any conversation.

At least the alpha male in both 50 Shades and Crossfire aren't opposed to marriage because both of them get married within just a few months of meeting their true love. In fact I think both are the ones pressuring the woman to marry them.

Try to not be a stranger even if it's just to say hello. Long live the Brown Coats. Edited on Mar 12, 2015, 06:49pm

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I am really glad to hear from you messmer. I really miss the old gang that populated the forum. I enjoy many of the new blood that joined us over the years but the first ones still hold a special place in my heart. I wish you had better news for the us but I would rather hear bad news from you than no news at all. I really hope that 2015 is a significantly better year for your wife and you.

Here is what I have learned (or confirmed) from reading the Fifty Shades of Grey novels and almost finishing with The Crossfire ones as well.

Women want a man that will treat them badly but be troubled by it because deep down he really loves them. It's just that he was sexually abused as a child by someone they trusted who took advantage of their innocence. Of course he must be not only rich but billionaire rich, so beautiful that all men look like toads compared to him, a complete sex machine that can get an erection on command and fuck all night long and still be able to start all over again in the morning (of course without the use of chemicals), He must closed off and distant but yet be opened to discuss any subject the woman wants to talk about, He has to be cold and remote and also be super romantic and loving, He has to be hung, He must know her body better than she knows it, he must want to satisfy her sexually and know exactly how to go about it, he must know about fashion and be willing to share his expert knowledge with her and lastly he must be under the age of thirty.

Mind you if you are going to fantasize than why not shoot for the moon. Men should be as lucky as women when it comes to our fantasy. They get a rich, good looking man with an amazing dick who knows how to sexually satisfy them, loves to talk afterwards on various subjects but fashion is a must who also wants to give them the world and can afford to do it and most importantly was no one until they found and rescued him from his troubled past.

All we get is a barely out of her teen girl getting fucked by multiple guys in every orifice in her body all the while pretending that she really likes it but looking the opposite. I'll take the women's fantasy over ours any day. Long live the Brown Coats.

03-08-15  06:25pm - 3593 days #5
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I've seen this day coming for the last five years. That's why I'm not surprised that we are hitting a dry spell. Can anyone tell me how many of the new sites listed on TBP in the last 3 months are worth bothering to visit? of those are any worth joining? I haven't seen an actual brand new site worth joining other than Blacked and that is already a site that is nearly a year old.

All I see when I visit's TBP "new site" section are sites promising a lot and not delivering on anything or sites offering old content as though it was new. It's hard to not hit a dry spell of new sites when the industry no longer produces them Long live the Brown Coats.

03-08-15  06:17pm - 3593 days #3
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^The guy wrote the same thing in the ADT forum dedicated to Hope. Maybe word of mouth will kill any chance that she can scam others. Long live the Brown Coats.

03-01-15  05:48pm - 3600 days #9
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^I think that's the price he paid for playing such an iconic character as Spock. It may not have pigeon holed him from doing other roles but it for ever meant that he would mostly be offered sci/fi type roles. Long live the Brown Coats.

02-28-15  05:21pm - 3601 days #7
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^I had forgotten that he was in Invasion of the Body Snatcher but then again it's never been my favorite so maybe that's why. I think what is often quite strange in watching any Non-Spock Nimoy content is his smile. He so rarely smiled as Spock that seeing him smile always felt kind of strange. Long live the Brown Coats.

02-27-15  06:05pm - 3602 days #4
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^Only old farts like me will remember that Nimoy was in Mission Impossible for a couple of years.

The only movie I remember Nimoy being in is 1973's Baffled in which he played a Psychic race car driver.

It may be true that doing Spock on Star Trek sort of typed cast him but it certainly didn't prevent him from doing plenty of other roles and how many actors can truly say they helped shape pop culure. Long live the Brown Coats.

02-24-15  06:23pm - 3605 days #12
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^I'm sorry but you will never make me believe that. There is no way to sugar coat thievery. You are either stealing the content or you are not. Just because legitimate sites now have to deal with tube sites doesn't mean that they would not all be utterly thrilled to hear that all tube and torrent sites are dead regardless of the third party money no longer coming.

Do you know why they would all be thrilled? The simple answer is because instead of getting only part of what they are owed. They would get all of it when people would have to join their site through their own portal as opposed to through the people who stole the content in the first place. Long live the Brown Coats.

02-21-15  07:18am - 3609 days #166
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Here is what happens when great minds meet.



When Einstein met Chaplin he told him that what he most admired about his art is that Chaplin doesn't say and word and yet the entire world knows what he is saying.



Chaplin in return said that he is in bigger awe of Einstein because the entire world admires him even though no one understands what he is saying. Long live the Brown Coats.

02-21-15  06:54am - 3609 days #165
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This one has to be seen...and heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WoM2bHfr48 Long live the Brown Coats.

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SEX ON MARS



The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.




They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.



Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.



Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.



'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.



The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'



A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another...





Maureen and the male Martian go off to a

Bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny,weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.




'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen.



'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'



'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'



'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.



'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'



'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.



'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.



The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways. As they walked along, Charlie asks, 'Well, was it any good?'



'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?'



'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache ... She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears..' Long live the Brown Coats.

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