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12-26-15  06:14pm - 3283 days #2
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I don't necessarily fear that I will run out of new porn so much as I fear the kind that I like will one day stop being produced. It's unlikely but since so many sites keep dying left and right and so few take their place that it's still a possibility. Long live the Brown Coats.

12-24-15  10:20am - 3286 days #4
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Merry Christmas to one and all. Be safe. Long live the Brown Coats.

12-22-15  03:16pm - 3288 days #14
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I saw The Force Awaken this afternoon and it is an amazing movie. It feels like it's a mixture of Star wars, Empire and return all rolled into a new movie but where now some of the iconic roles are going to be played by a bunch of new actors. I don't want to reveal too much of the story because it's hard to do without revealing spoilers. There are quite a few funny moments with some sadness intermixed with all the action.

I'll definitely have to see it a second time to catch some of the stuff that I'm sure I missed but I don't think the movie even bothered to acknowledge the prequels. Hopefully we won't have to wait two years to see a sequel because that would really suck. Long live the Brown Coats.

12-21-15  05:31pm - 3288 days #11
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Originally Posted by Amanda:


Thanks for the recommendation, pat362. I have heard that the prequels are not that impressive...


That might be the understatement of the year. I think most of us S.W. fans would have gladly taken an unimpressive series of prequel movies to what we were finally subjected to.

I wish I could impart just how bad those 3 prequel movies are but I could never do as good a job as the reviewer on the link I gave you. I recommend you visit the site and simply play the video reviews in the background while you work on something else. At some point you will want to see what he`s talking about but if nothing else you will get an in depth analysis of the prequels. Long live the Brown Coats.

12-21-15  05:22pm - 3288 days #5
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I`ll second Amanda`s vote for Piper. I`ll have to think about this thread because I`m sure there are tons of petite performers that are on my favorite list but I honestly can`t remember any of their names at the moment. Long live the Brown Coats.

12-19-15  06:18pm - 3290 days #4
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Originally Posted by Amanda:


OK, I admit it. I haven't seen any Star Wars movies. Not one.

But I have seen Spaceballs a million times. That has to count for something.


You can be forgiven for never having watched Star wars seeing as it is primarily targeted toward the male market and I guess you can be given some S.W. points for having watched Spaceballs so many times. In fact you should be commended for having watched one of the best spoof movies of all time and an extremely funny and intelligent film.

If you do decide (or get tricked) to watch Star Wars than please, at all, cost avoid watching the prequels. They are seriously bad and will just confuse the hell out of you. Start with the '77 Star wars and end with the new Force Awakens.

In case you don't watch the prequels but are really curious to know just how horrendously bad they are than take a look at the review on the below link. Be advised that you will need a few hours to watch all 3 reviews and you also need to have a pretty weird sense of humour but seeing as you love Spaceballs than I feel safe in saying that it's not a problem.

http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/ Long live the Brown Coats.

12-16-15  05:37pm - 3293 days #3
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Congratulation to all the winners. I'm hoping that we get to see many new reviews due to the return of the raffle. Long live the Brown Coats.

12-08-15  05:22pm - 3301 days #18
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^I can't speak for your Lisa Ann story because I was not aware of it but if it did happen as you claim than I can assure you that it wasn't the only reason why Brazzer was forced to stop producing their PSP series. It may not have helped but one scene could not kill an entire series. I'd also like to point out that whatever happened between Lisa and James can't have been all that bad or she has some serious memory issues because she is one of James main supporter(see her article below)

I met James Deen at the perfect time. It was 2005, James was a hot 19 year old, previously working as a Barista at Starbucks, before he stepped into the MILF Boom in the industry. I was making my return into the business and when you add the hot, young guy & ME the Milf , we had movie magic. James and I worked well together for years. James did all of my firsts with me, any scene I was too nervous to do with anyone else, I insisted on James. This lasted for some really good years, but like normal sexual relations, on or off set we grew apart. As I got older and more comfortable with my sexuality, I desired softer more intimate sex, and as you all know, that’s not the norm in porn. It was a battle for me to not have directors try to push me or convince my male talent to do things to me that I did not want done. James would never do that to me, I always had his trust.

Then came the time when we had too much sex. On and off camera and well we lost our sexual chemistry, we bickered a bit on set over our sexual style and what I later realized was this. Male performers shooting 20-25 sex scenes a month deal with way more variables that the girl, like me, who was shooting 5 days a month and always picking my co-stars. The male performers often have to work with girls they are not into, or vice versa. When James and I did our last scene together, it was clear to me that our spark was gone and we had grown in a different sexual direction. He did like more aggressive sex than I did, that’s a fact, BUT SO DOES THE WORLD.

When I told James NO- that meant no, we never had an issue. But no girl wants to be complaining during sex, that’s no fun and not hot for the viewer. James was on his own sexual journey and it was clear to see, the same companies that are now claiming to turn their back on him after these internet allegations, were the same companies hiring him to shoot these style scenes, day after day after day.

This new sexual climate in porn is a lot more aggressive, with a lot less intimacy. Go find some movies from the 90z and watch the sex. That’s just more my style. This does not mean either style is wrong or right, the beauty of sex it is your choice how you share it.

When James and I did our last scene together nothing changed for us. He was never aggressive to me; he never forced me to do anything or tried to change my mind. He would never have disagreed with my needs, wants or my sexual style in general. We just grew apart, but remained friends and I would always like to see him at events. See what you may not know about James, he has a great sense of humor. One of the many draws that keep him working all the time. He is fun to be on set with, cracks jokes with the crew all day and keeps things really lite! I love that. Good sex and laughter at work, come on.. Who doesn’t want that?

When I was producing for my own company James and I still didn’t work together, why am I telling you this, here is why- I made a choice, I surveyed the situation, I evaluated and when it no longer fit with me, I made a change. That was my choice; it was also the choice of the product I wanted to release. My brand, my style, no slight on James. So, you can do your homework and see yeah, I saw what was happening, BUT I also know what I know. James was and is always getting enough sex, scenes and work. In my opinion he doesn’t need to force himself on anyone, nor would he want to. As you see, he never once tried to push me to work with him again. It was understood, respectfully.

Flash forward to now. Over the Thanksgiving Holiday I notice James Deen’s X Girlfriend has posted some tweets that accuse him of something really severe. In a matter of hours I am getting hit up by news wires to interview, quickly after that 2 other girls in the industry we making the same statements. This took off and my mind was blown. Now this is real, from a couple of tweets, with no police reports or charges pressed, this is now on the news in the news and everyone is talking about it. How can this be? No one has real facts, where we live in a country where we are innocent till proven guilty, how is James Deen being shunned by the world over some tweets. Just tweets. No paperwork, no police reports, no action taken.

What came clear to me was Twitter war.. I lived though one, it was brutal, and it still surfaces from time to time. It invaded every space I have, mentally, physically, with family, friends. It was the fastest growing, most toxic virus I have ever seen in my life. We have gone so far as to actually believe tweets from strangers. With no real fact checking, no back-story on relationships with the people involved. Scorn people now use the Internet & social media as their weapon to hurt others. Sadly it works. It hurts people, ruins lives, and affects their families and their futures. I hope that in the future we can put some laws in place that can protect us online. This level of public shame is so unacceptable. What is worse, living in the darkness. I spent the weekend thinking about how James must feel , what his family is going through and how alone he feels in the industry at this time.

My twitter war inspired me to completely disconnect from the industry. I was planning on still producing and directing movies as well as helping young talent getting into the industry. My production company alone fed a good 25K a month into the industry in production costs, hiring talent, camera crew, editors, make up artists, locations etc. That was my solid contribution and that could have continued.

That all changed when I stood up on that stage this February at the XBiz Award show to present an award, I was heckled, and told I was an old cunt and no one wanted me in the industry anymore. That night erased my 24 plus years in the industry. I spent days online reading hateful tweets from talent, producers and people I knew for years, never had a beef with, they just jumped on the hate bandwagon. It was dark. Of all that I have been through, it was the darkest, most painful time of my life.

February was not that long ago and I still deal with remnants of the harassment, the occasional death threat, indirect but direct tweets. The sense of pride others feel trying to ruin some ones life on social media concerns me on every level, so I decided to reach out to James Deen and see where his head is at. How he is feeling, what he is being told his legal option are etc. His reality is similar to what mine was. Out of pain we will fight, we will burn through an incredible amount of money and time with court, the problem is the reality that the tone never goes away. This message will still be out there about James. He will always be judged, shamed and now in a business he was successful in since 2004, the reality is he being pushed out by some tweets, that simple, some tweets- sounds absurd right?

My point here is this- We are all innocent till proven guilty. No one can be legally proven guilty from tweets, yet theses tweets have made him guilty in the eye of society. It is sad to see someone I have known for 10 years going through something like this. I may have more empathy because of my recent situation, but please have some compassion everyone. If you don’t have compassion, ok have some common sense. Defamation of character is a punishable act. So everyone out there running with this story should be a little fearful out the out come for them.

This is now just another concern with trust, friendships go wrong and twitter wars start, relationships end and accusations are posted online. Is this a risk we all want to take? Without facts to back up these statements, we can’t just assume. Is this the next level break up? The new norm? Not if we don’t let it, but it is up to every individual.

I was not present and I do not know what happened in any of these situations posted online. I am merely playing devils advocate here, telling my story and hoping to just give another perspective to those of you out there aware of this story and not quite sure what to make of it. I am not trying to get involved, but at the same time, when everyone turned on me, it was dark & lonely and I don’t wish that on anyone. Long live the Brown Coats.

12-06-15  11:48am - 3304 days #12
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^I seem to remember reading the same thing and it may very well have been true at the time. In fact it may still be true. Unless you have read new stuff. All we currently have are some pretty vague comments from a variety of women who worked with Deen in the past. It's still unclear when they would have worked with him and exactly what he did to them. As far as I can gather and it's not necessarily accurate. He seems to have boundary issues when it comes to what some women are willing to happen between him and them during certain scenes.

All of the companies that are now shunning him never seemed to have any issue with his work in the past and all the accusations seem to be in the past so why be so virulently against him now? Long live the Brown Coats.

12-02-15  07:36pm - 3307 days #6
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^I don't think I have ever heard a single negative thing said about Deen and now in the span of just a couple of days. He is more or less been called a repeat sexual abuser who may also be a rapist. It's still a little unclear when he started abusing the women who are now coming forward because we don't have actual timeline other than we know Stoya and he broke up sometime last year. I know he dated Joanna Angel for a while and they appeared in many movies together so that adds to the overall confusion.

I can understand why the women never accused Cosby of rape. Being a beloved icon gave him all the power but Deen although a sought after performer has never had that kind of power because the industry needs a guy for a scene but can easily find plenty to be the stunt dick while the same can't be said for the women. Just look at the rates women make in porn VS their male counterpart. If there is wage inequality in porn. It certainly isn't the women who are in a position to complain. They make at least 2 to 3 times the rates men make.

If you want a possibly different take on the Stoya/Deen saga than Read the below article.


Shay Ryan's perspective on this thing:
http://nevermorecollective.com/upset-and-plenty-of-vomit/ Long live the Brown Coats.

12-01-15  06:41pm - 3308 days #2
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It was hard to know if this was maybe a past girlfriend trying to get back at her boyfriend because all of this started with two Tweets from Deen's past girlfriend Stoya but that is no longer the case. Kink, Evil Angel and Doc Johnson have all broken their association with Deen.

The more I hear about this story and the more I am left perplexed. It appears that Deen has been mistreating the women on various porn sets for many years but we're only now hearing about it. Long live the Brown Coats.

11-26-15  03:00pm - 3314 days #3
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Happy Thanksgiving to all our American friends. Long live the Brown Coats.

11-22-15  11:17am - 3318 days #8
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^I've never heard the official reasons so everything that follows is pure speculation on my part. One of the reason as to why some scenes don't get released as quickly as many of us would want to is because Pierre does not always have a signed release from the model so there is no way for him to legally release the video. Now I don't know if it's B.S. on his part or the truth but I have read on his forum more than once him saying that he is negotiating with the model about releasing something he has already shot.

I personally think that Pierre is a very shrewd business man. He has come to recognize the importance of having the first video of a newbie entering porn. It's true that he does shoot the very first videos of many women who go on to have decent if not impressive porn careers and it's also true that many fans clamour to see those newbies first videos as quickly as possible but seeing as Pierre is often able to coax these women into doing a lot of stuff that they may never do elsewhere than holding on to those early videos means that many more fans will be eagerly awaiting those first videos and therefore he gets a lot more traffic to his site(s). I'm sure he gets burned from time to time by holding on to some videos but the fact that he is still in business and still shooting content tells me that he knows what he's doing. Long live the Brown Coats.

11-20-15  07:05pm - 3319 days #6
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^ It's true that Woodman has a ton of unknowns or at least they were unknowns when he first shot them. He still hires a lot but I've noticed in recent years that he has started to hire semi-pros/pros to appear on his sites. Probably because finding new girls willing to do porn is getting harder to do. The main reason why I think tagging the site as amateur is that so many of the women who first appear on Woodman's site do go one to have a decent career in porn and he is such a professional himself that he makes the girls look like semi-pro as opposed to true amateurs. That and he tends to sit on scenes for such a long time that by the time he actually releases their first scene. They already have plenty of videos on multiple sites. Long live the Brown Coats.

11-19-15  05:50pm - 3320 days #4
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I think tagging the site as amateur would be the way to go as it is more of a professional site that just happens to have a mixture of amateur, semi-pros and pros. Long live the Brown Coats.

11-16-15  03:22pm - 3324 days #5
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I looked at your list and the best thing I can suggest is that you simply go back to one of the sites you've already named because it's an impressive list. Long live the Brown Coats.

10-25-15  05:31pm - 3345 days #3
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I'll second Khan's post. It's nice to hear from you. Hopefully we will a lot more in the coming months. Long live the Brown Coats.

10-20-15  05:49pm - 3350 days #3
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I liked the original system but any system you want to implement is fine with me. The Amazon Gift Card is ideal as that was what I got in the past. I owe a lot of thanks to TBP/PU for the many hours of joy from all the great movies I bought on Amazon with my raffle winnings. Long live the Brown Coats.

09-20-15  09:07am - 3381 days #77
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The ability to make and understand puns is considered to be the highest
level of language development.

Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest:

*1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed
per passenger."*

*2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says,
"Dam!"*

*3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.*

*4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other
says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."*

*5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.*

*6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in
the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an
hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But
why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand
chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."*

*7. A woman delivers a set of identical twins and decides to give them up
for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later,
Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the
picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of
Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've
seen Ahmal."*

*8. A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened
up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy
flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the
competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they
would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.
So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious
thug in town to "persuade" the friars to close. Hugh beat up the friars and
trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist
friars.*

*9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered
from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.*

*10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to
friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did. Long live the Brown Coats.

09-20-15  08:43am - 3381 days #76
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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your ? ? treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me??"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)?

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."


Moral of the story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"!
Long live the Brown Coats.

09-20-15  08:26am - 3381 days #75
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What's worse than a colonoscopy!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/gSw4CLV14sQ?rel=0 Long live the Brown Coats.

09-17-15  06:30pm - 3383 days #2
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^Blacked and Tushy are owned by the same company so it makes sense that both of these would offer a similar type of content. What I'm not so sure about is why they chose to do it. Not that I'm complaining because having been a member of bot sites. I am more than willing to sing the praises of these two sites because they produce the type of porn that I've been hoping to see for a long time. The reason why I'm not sure of the decision behind their choice of porn is that I don't know if the owners read all the complaints from various sources and saw the potential or if they simply lucked in. I hope it's the first reason because that means that someone is listening to us customers. Long live the Brown Coats.

09-12-15  08:20am - 3389 days #20
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Originally Posted by mbaya:


The moral evolution of mankind is slow, but it has happened. We no longer do much of what was commonplace in the past, such as slavery. Christians would no longer have the Crusades or the Inquisition.


Sorry for derailing this thread but I wanted to use your excellent post to offer a very different perspective on these subjects.

You say slavery is not longer commonplace and I guess when compared to a couple of centuries ago than that is true but that's mostly in industrial countries. I think it is still happening in some Countries more frequently than we would like to admit. You don't even have to look much further than the US to see that a form of slavery STILL exist at this very moment. Just look at the plight of Immigrant Workers. Aren't they in many ways badly treated by the people who hire them all the time knowing that they can abuse them simply because most of them will never complain for fear of being deported. Bad working conditions, fairly low wages, unpleasant living conditions and a slew of other issues that most other Americans will never face. I know many will argue that they came to the US illegally and therefore they get what they deserve but how many of these people realise that their departure would more than likely cripple the entire Country.

It's true that a Christian bases Crusade is unlikely but again didn't a primarily Christian Country called the United States invade a Sovereign Country to steal it's riches, impose it's values and decimate large portions of it's population? I mean maybe one day Irakians will be thrilled to have a US imposed Democracy but I daresay that many of them aren't currently very happy about the process. Of course growth as a people is often painful and necessary to be able to mature as a civilisation.

I do agree with you that a Spanish Style Inquisition is likely never going to come again but these days Social media are amazing tools for doing public Inquisitions where anyone and everyone with a Computer and internet access can voice his or her opinion and thereby making the life of the victim of said Inquisition unbearable. And don't get me started on the McCarty era Inquisitions and many of the other political scandal the US has had in the last 60 years. Long live the Brown Coats.

09-12-15  07:27am - 3389 days #5
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I don't think it will be a huge surprise to anyone who has read what I've written on the subject over the years but I don't particularly care if the content is offered in HD. In fact in the past I was usually quite annoyed when some sites only offered higher resolution videos because I was limited to a fairly small download capacity. I'm less annoyed to higher resolution now that I've unlimited download capability with my ISP but I still prefer that a site offer lower resolution videos.

I am quite happy with 480p videos as this is often the best resolution you can find for older porn. My two favorite resolution are usually 540p or 720p. Any site that has those two possible resolution is fine with me.

I can't speak for 4K porn videos since I haven't actually downloaded any at that extremely high resolution. Frankly I don't plan to do so because I don't care to use up hard drive space on a 3Gig or higher video file. Long live the Brown Coats.

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Economic Models Explained With Cows


NADEER HAMEED

SOCIALISM; You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. Your neighbor has none. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay for the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.

AMERICAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

FRENCH CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

GERMAN CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

JAPANESE CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an ordinary cow, and produce the milk of 20 cows. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called cowkimon and market them worldwide.

ITALIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

SWISS CAPITALISM; You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

CHINESE CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

RUSSIAN CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows. You count them and learn that you have 5 cows. You count them again and learn that you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn that you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of Vodka.

INDIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You worship them.

BRITISH CAPITALISM; You have two cows. Both are mad.

IRAQI CAPITALISM; Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.

AUSTRALIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

NEW ZEALAND CAPITALISM; You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.

GREEK CAPITALISM; You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk. You are out getting a haircut. Long live the Brown Coats.

09-08-15  05:50pm - 3392 days #3
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I have an amazing memory and although I may have missed some stuff over the years. I feel comfortable in saying that you may want to pick another fetish because it simply doesn't exist. You can find the odd scene here and there but there is no sub-genre that will meet your desires. Long live the Brown Coats.

09-06-15  06:21pm - 3394 days #3
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Originally Posted by Marphel:


Seriously, from what I've seen most porn sites have slipped into producing porn where the males are the "stars", and the females are just props with orifices. Every video is just another production of "watch numb nuts fuck".


That is more or less a direct result of gonzo porn. When you want to directly get to the penetration part of the scene than foreplay and passion tend to get left behind. You add a dash of less than talented directors and you have modern day porn.

Originally Posted by Marphel:


I am sick of watching the males doing anything and everything to upstage the females (are you listening Ryan Madison?).


Here we are going to have to disagree because I think Ryan actually is one of the more considerate performers. It's just that his shtick may make him appear to be at the center of the action. Of course I haven't been a member of his site in about a year so maybe he changed.

Originally Posted by Marphel:


cameramen who seem to be more focused on the males rather than the female performers. Parking their camera's directly behind the guys ass


That's vasic gonzo 101 and although it's really annoying. I don't expect to see any change since the people shooting those scenes simply don't know any better and those that do probably don't care anymore.

Originally Posted by Marphel:


If porn sites want to produce porn that centers on the male performers then call it what it is ("gay porn") and leave that shit out of hetero-sexual porn.


I can see that it's pisses you off but calling it gay porn is not the way to go about it since you and I both know that it isn't. It's not even bi-porn because for it to be that it would require that the guys to sexually interact with each other and they never do in hetero porn.

Originally Posted by Marphel:


Please call me when someone figures this out and starts producing porn where the women are once again the "stars".


The good news is that you finally have some sites that actually care about the women. Blacked, Tushy, X-Art and Colette(which is basically the same thing as x-art) are all sites that shoot porn that I would consider slightly more couple friendly and definitely try to make it appear as though the women are cared for. Some may even manage it but I try not to use my rose colored glasses when talking about porn. Long live the Brown Coats.

09-03-15  05:07pm - 3397 days #2
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^Didn't even know who she was until you posted this so I probably won't be much help. I'm including a link to her IAFD page. You may already have that but that's the best I can offer.

http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=an...nnabelle-flowers.htm

P.S: You aren't really dating yourself so much as picking a fairly unknown person to inquire about. I get the feeling that her time in porn was very short and mostly on the amateur side of things. Long live the Brown Coats.

09-03-15  05:02pm - 3397 days #36
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^Although in porn interracial is pretty much exclusively used to describe a black performer with a white one but in fact interracial is really anytime two or more performers have different racial background.

You don't see too many Asian performers in North American or European porn. They seem to be mostly all relegated to Japan. Long live the Brown Coats.

09-02-15  06:26pm - 3398 days #32
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It's seems that interracial porn is on the rise and like you I notice that this is still primarily black men with white women but I don't know why. Why aren't there more black women in porn? I don't want to throw accusation of racism at porn producers but if they aren't than why is it that there are so few black women in porn? You would think that with such a huge population of black people in the US that you would in return have a huge pool of talent to choose from and yet I think that historically black women have always been under represented in the porn industry. Long live the Brown Coats.

08-31-15  05:43pm - 3400 days #11
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I don't want to come across as a dick but I'm sure that some of the comments I sometime post on high scored reviews must make me sound like one even though I am not. In fact all I usually want to know is why someone feels that the site they have now given a perfect score is in fact so great that there is not a single thing that they believe can be improved with the site. I've been surfing for porn for a while now and I have yet to come across a perfect site. What I have found are sites that find a niche and exploited it to the best of their abilities/ Some manage to do an amazing job and these sites deserve to get a high score but never a perfect score.

Of course if someone truly believes that the site they have joined is perfect than their review has to have arguments that support that perfect score. Otherwise people may not believe the reviewer and that will negate all the good work he or she was trying to do with their review. For me reviews serve two very different purposes but both are important. Bad reviews serve to make sure that no one else loses money on a shitty site and by default means that the owner of that site may lose so much money that they go out of business. The other purpose is to make sure that those amazing pearls of porn are shared with as many people as possible so that others get to enjoy something that the reviewer found amazing. Long live the Brown Coats.

08-21-15  05:23pm - 3410 days #6
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Originally Posted by pornpundit:


So Have any of my fellow pervs been afflicted with " Ashley Madison" nerves? If so how do you plan to deal with it?
The net The net has become a menace!!! Yeah my name is on the list. It's a shame! After four years of finally realizing that " there's " no place like home"


I suspect most people won't be as honest as you and reveal that they are on that list in the hope that no one ever finds out. Frankly the list was huge so if you aren't a celebrity than it's unlikely anyone will find out but this being the net than it's always going to be there.

My question to you and anyone else who is on that list is why is it there in the first place? The entire premise of Ashley Madison is for married men to hook up with women.

Watching porn might be considered by some to be cheating on your spouse but actually looking to fuck someone other than your spouse is definitely cheating. Long live the Brown Coats.

08-19-15  03:51pm - 3413 days #8
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That Riley anal scene actually became a Riley movie with 2 scenes in it. a lesbian one with Aidra fox and than the anal with Mick blue. The lesbian one could have been better if they had avoided shooting a large part of it in a bathroom setting. It never seems to make for a great scene in my opinion and it gets worse when most of it is shot in a bathtub or shower. Riley's was in a bathtub so that is a large part of why I didn't enjoy it.

The anal scene was perfect with great interaction between the performers and the sex was more passionate than if it had been for a gonzo only studio. I'm eagerly awaiting her future Tushy scenes because I'm sure they will be at least as good as this one. Long live the Brown Coats.

08-16-15  05:32am - 3416 days #5
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^&^^ I guess anything is possible but I think in this case the possibility is almost nil as I don't believe that she is still doing porn. In fact I can't remember the last time anyone mentioned seeing her in anything. Long live the Brown Coats.

08-15-15  11:12am - 3417 days #2
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^I don't believe the dp is going to be released at the same time. She has an exclusive anal contract with Tushy so any anal scene for the next little while will only be with them.

She is the second Holy Grail porn performers to do anal in the last few years. Lexi was of course the first. Tushy has managed to also get Ash Hollywood to do an anal scene so they have become the number #1 anal site to join if you want to see girls do their first on screen anal scene. It doesn't hurt that they shoot amazing scenes. Long live the Brown Coats.

08-13-15  06:47pm - 3418 days #5
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Canada does produce the odd porn performer and some of them do such an amazing job outside of Canada that they have to be considered true pornstars but there is no such thing as an actual porn industry. I know that maybe one or two studios in Quebec produce some porn but that in no way constitute a porn industry. Long live the Brown Coats.

08-13-15  06:40pm - 3418 days #7
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I hope we get the odd visit from you and hear how things are going. Hopefully I will still be around to read about it and if I'm not that than let me take this moment to say thank You Khan for the amazing things you have done for this site over the years. I don't think it would be what it is without you behind it.

Take Care of you and your family. Long live the Brown Coats.

08-11-15  03:16pm - 3421 days #4
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Welcome to our little corner of paradise. I'm like Witty in that I stay away from every type of social media. I will on some rare occasion read some tweets if someone is inquiring about a performers status and I'm trying to get them an answer but otherwise I have no interest in what is happening on social medias. Long live the Brown Coats.

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I have also reserved a copy and based on early reviews by Gizmodo. I will download it once I have access to it. Long live the Brown Coats.

07-22-15  05:34pm - 3440 days #3
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I think 10-15 minute scenes is going to make it next to impossible to suggest any site other than some of the studios on clips4sale because even gonzo porn is likely to be at least 25 minutes long. I think any scene that is 25-35 minutes long is the ideal if you have a scenario and 30 to 30 minutes long if it's pure gonzo. Long live the Brown Coats.

07-19-15  06:10pm - 3443 days #5
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Originally Posted by Pyrenees:


Pat I am not high on Tech. So there is a lot I do not know. I have owned DVD's from all of these people. The DVD's were way better quality than what is one their websites now. Could not they use a better transfer codec to upgrade those scenes?



I could be wrong but as far as I know none of these studios has a dedicated site where you can download their movies for a fixed rate. JM has a site where you can purchase individual movies for streaming, long term rental or actual purchase but the cost are all quite high.

The quality of the content from these companies is likely never going to look all that great since it was not filmed on 35mm celluloid. The camera used back then were top of the line but being on a media that tends to degrade rather quickly over time and digitization came too late for many of their movies so that's why the quality is often poorer than older movies filmed on 35mm. That's why so many of the movies filmed in the 30's and 40's still look amazing today while something shot on an had held camera is the 90's no longer does. Long live the Brown Coats.

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Unless I am mistaken then all of those studios, other than Brazzer, made films prior to the advent of HD technology so hoping to see their content in HD is not going to happen.

1- Brazzer will probably never bring this site back because they can't afford to lose one of their CC processor and it's who was behind the pressure for Brazzer to not only drop this series but erase all of it's content from their server.

2- I'm sure there is a slew of reason why this studio will never comeback but the main one is that the owner Rob Black appears to be nuts

3- Not sure if his time in prison opened Max eyes or if maybe producers simply no longer want to have anything to do with him but it seems clear that Paul Little is likely never going to be able to shoot more porn. sad for his earlier stuff but great for almost everything he shot in the last few years before he went to prison.

5- They are dead just like Diabolic. In both cases I would be just as happy to get a site where you can get all of their library of films without any editing.

9-That one is also dead and as been for many years so no HD and no future HD either. Long live the Brown Coats.

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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


I enjoyed Captain American 1 much more than Captain America 2: better plot, more traditional values (America versus Nazis, instead of modern conspiracy theories about secret organizations taking over the government),


Captain America 1 is one of my favorite super hero movies of all time. Good story, good character development, a great choice of actors that are all well casted and they have good chemistry between themselves. Cap 2 is an enjoyable movie but it is quite dark in nature and manages to reduce all the good things Shield was known for to instead being the actions of modern day Nazis.

Another problem with Cap 2 and all subsequent sequels to the other Marvel franchise is that it no longer makes sense for any of these characters to be in the movie all by themselves. I know Cap 2 had Black Widow and that was cool but you can't tell me that Steve Rogers wouldn't have contacted Iron Man the moment it was discovered that Hydra had infiltrated Shield? Long live the Brown Coats.

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Originally Posted by Pyrenees:


Or you can go to putlocker and watch the movie for free the day after it hits a theater lol. If you want high Def wait for the movie to be sold in blueray then you will get to watch it free in HD.



True but I try to avoid doing the free movie sites as this is tantamount to stealing content. I know you can argue that since I wasn't going to go see it in a theater than I'm not really stealing anything but doing something like that is a slippery slope. At some point you willingly choose to not pay for a movie and simply watch it for free and that is stealing(at least for me it is). Long live the Brown Coats.

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^I think I'm getting all marveled out because I didn't go see the Avenger 2 and I don't think I'm going to go see Ant-Man either. It was one thing when you had more or less stand alone Marvel movies that worked fine by themselves and you didn't have any crossover arcs but once Avengers was made then you could not really deal with stand alone Marvel movies anymore because we have been shown that these characters can and do work together.

At least you hade some other Marvel characters in Captain America 2 but where were those Marvel superheroes I Thor 2?
You are telling me that an invasion in New York requires the assembling of the Avengers but because the action is in Europe then the superheroes aren't going to battle a new invader?

Of course the price of a movie ticket and theater food prices does help me make sound decisions when it comes to which movie I will see in a theater and which ones will be seen from the comfort of my living rook. Long live the Brown Coats.

07-12-15  06:30pm - 3450 days #20
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^On sort of a somewhat similar thread. How often have you seen someone park in an handicap zone that is either not handicap or who walks out of their car without any visible handicap requiring parking as near as possible to the door?

I sort of wish that I lived in a world where people were more considerate of others and those people who are healthy like me don't actually use the nearest parking spot in a parking lot but instead one that is a little further so that people that who may or may not be handicap but have a much greater need to be close to the door actually have a spot. Long live the Brown Coats.

07-05-15  03:35pm - 3458 days #1230
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^No I haven't but I tend to steer clear of any biopic movies or books. Call me a cynic but I think it is next to impossible to accurately portray anyone on screen without making them look better or worse then they were.

Add the fact that we have already had a Job biopic. I know choosing Ashton was a bad idea and that must have been part of why the movie bombed but do we really need a movie about a man who albeit a genius was kind of a dick? Long live the Brown Coats.

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It's been nearly a year since anyone posted in this thread and frankly the bulk of the movies released last year were so bad that I simply didn't want to talk about any of them,

The only movie I have seen in theater in the last 3 months is Jurassic World and although it's more of a sequel/soft sequel. It is still a very, very good movie. I don't want to compare it to the first movie because without that one none of the following one would ever have been made but it is so much better than any of the sequels. Chris Pratt again is excellent in this movie. Of course with the over 1 billion at the box office. There is a very good chance that we will see a sequel to this sequel and it's likely to be awful. I'm willing to wait until I know more about it before complaining. Long live the Brown Coats.

06-29-15  05:58pm - 3463 days #3
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Welcome back. I really hope that you can come and play with the rest of us and that your personal life and health improve. I also want to thank you for your use of the word sesquipedalian. I had to look up it's meaning so now I'm going to go to bed happier for having learned a new word. of course the downside is that now I'm going to have to find a place to use it.

Take care of yourself and hopefully you don't remain a stranger. Long live the Brown Coats.

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^They are nice but since you can only truly appreciate them in the dark than I would think that it's more of a bitter sweet purchase than anything else. Long live the Brown Coats.

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