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04-23-16 07:51am - 3165 days | #6 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^I don't know if they ask extra if the penis is bigger but I know they ask for more when it involves anal and I'm pretty sure they ask even more if the penis happens to be black and the reason why they ask for more is because anal and IR happen to be two things fans keep asking for. It's basic economy 101. If there is a demand than the price is going to be higher. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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04-23-16 07:31am - 3165 days | #10 | |
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I'm like exotics4me. If I start to name all my favorite than I'm going to run out of space so here is a small sampling. PC games. Fallout 1 & 2, System Shock 2, every Command & Conquer, Master of Orion II, Star Wars Knights of the Republic 1 & 2, Starfleet Command III, Freespace 1 & 2, Arcanum, Diablo II, Half-Life 1 & 2, Leisrure Suit Larry, Space Quest, King's Quest, Ultima and I could keep going. Platform games: Skyrim, Fallout III(shitty ending), Red Dead Redmption, The Last of Us and Destroy All Humans 1 & 2. Board games: Operation, trouble, mastermind, Mouse Trap, Kerplunk, Risk and I'm sure I'm forgetting a bunch of games. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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04-22-16 03:28pm - 3166 days | #2 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I precede the advent of internet porn by about two decades so my humble introduction to porn was through the VCR and the rental of movies. Buying porn in those days was simply not possible as the cost was simply too high for almost everyone. The selection was also quite meager but in many ways that is more a blessing than anything else because you then had something to look forward. There is something to be said for anticipation. How many people today truly crave the arrival of a new movie? I know many will say that they do but waiting a week for a new movie/scene isn't the same as waiting a couple of months and than waiting a couple of weeks because the video store's copy is out. Maybe it's because that's the porn I first saw but I find that a lot of what was made in the 70's and 80's is far superior to what was made afterwards. I'm not talking video quality wise but acting, and storyline wise. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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04-21-16 05:43pm - 3166 days | #5 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I was never a fan of his music but there is no denying the genius talent that he possessed. May he be in peace. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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04-13-16 03:17pm - 3175 days | #3 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I think you come to the party too late for that type of fetish. Even facials seem to be on the decline which to me is a blessing but I'm diverting from the subject. The sad fact is that swallowing is getting to be quite rare. You have to understand that although it may still be something that is quite popular with some porn fans. there are two overriding reasons why studios don't shoot them. The first is that most performers simply don't want to do it or want to get a huge incr4ease in their rate to do it. The second is that regardless that the performer is willing to do it. It is still going to cost the studio more money to add a swallowing scene and seeing as I've already said that some performers want a lot more money to swallow and you can see why studios simply don't shoot them. You are better off joining sites like Videobox and VideosZ and checking out their library to see how many titles include swallowing. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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04-13-16 03:06pm - 3175 days | #22 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^Welcome back. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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04-09-16 11:00am - 3179 days | #24 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^I can appreciate the acting talent of Christian Bale but I didn't really like the Christopher Nolan Batman movies. I know his take was of Batman a darker versions than previous incarnation and that does very little for me but based on box office profit. I'm in the minority of Christopher's Batman movies. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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04-04-16 03:35pm - 3184 days | #3 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I'm glad that we are finally seeing actual television shows on TV instead of reality bullshit that passes for a TV show. In no particular order. Lucifer: Simply amazing with some really interesting chracters. The Magicians: Sort of Harry Potter meets the CW with a mix of darkish humour. Well worth watching and the good news is they have been picked up for a second season. Supergirl. very Good and also picked up for second season. The Flash: second season so you know it was good enough to survive beyond one season. The Expanse: Most people seem to compare it to Games of Thrones in space. It's been picked up for second season. Dark Matter and Killjoy. Two Sci-Fi Channel shows that have been picked up for a second season. The Blacklist: Good acting, good intrigue and well worth following. Sherlock. A must for any fan of mistery shows. Limitless. Based on a Bradley Cooper movie in which the main character takes a magic pill that enhances brain activity making that person a certifiable genius for a certain number of hours. Games of Thrones. Of course although I'm sort of getting tired of the raping, killing of main characters and ultimately a story not going anywhere. Hopefully this season is superior to last year. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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04-04-16 03:22pm - 3184 days | #3 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I was shocked and saddened when I read this news. She always looked like a well grounded and amazing person. She never gave one bad scene and she had good acting talent. My prayers are with her family and friends. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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04-01-16 04:10pm - 3187 days | #6 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^I think a huge reason why this can happen in the US and probably only in the US is because you can sue almost anyone for almost anything in the US and you have a more than decent chance of getting a judge willing to allow the case to go to trial. Of course many of these cases get to trial but that has more to do with the fact that they are settled out of court. Whether a case goes to trial or not. Your legal fees are probably very high and I think this is the case with ADT. It may never go to trial but the lawyers they had to hire to defend them must be expensive and since this may take months if not years to go to trial than imagine how much money the lawyers will ask for just to be ready for when the case does go to trial. There are countless horror stories of class action lawsuit where the plaintives are awarded hundreds of millions of dollars in settlement and most of that goes to the lawyer fees. That certainly was the case for the cases against the Tobacco companies. Most of the victims got peanuts while the lawyers made millions. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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03-30-16 03:28pm - 3189 days | #7 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I have yet to try any VR technology in regards to video or computer games or any other medias but I did see a long presentation at last years E3 where they showed what the VR experience is like when playing Minecraft. I imagine it must be sort of similar with Skyrim. I can see where VR can in many ways enhance your gaming experience but am I wrong in thinking that it's mostly an improvement in how you view things within the game. Your actual interaction is still through a hand held controller. I have seen VR headsets with a sort of interactive walking station where your leg movements translate to your in game character moving and that must add another element to the gameplay but that kind of technology is still probably quite expensive and therefore not going to be affordable to the general public but even if it does become affordable. I still can't see how a VR headset will in any major way improve your porn enjoyment. Using VR in a computer/video game is fine because everything is generated in real time but porn is a static environment. Unless I'm mistaken. You can only see what has been filmed so what more can you get from wearing a VR headset that you couldn't get by simply putting headphones on and watching a scene on your HD TV in the dark? Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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03-30-16 03:09pm - 3189 days | #20 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^I look forward to your return but don't rush it. Grieving is a strange thing. There is no one sure way to deal with it and while some get through it faster than others. The important part is that you get through it at your own comfortable pace. We will still be here when you are ready. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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03-25-16 10:07am - 3194 days | #15 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^Maybe because he makes it look so simple that most critics simply can't or won't recognize the true acting talent. He has the honor of being one of the few Disney child/teen stars to have transited into more adult roles without any obvious issues. Kurt was a huge Disney stars in the 60's and 70's and he has played so many iconic sci-fi/fantasy/horror roles that he must be super popular at comicon's. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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03-24-16 06:13pm - 3194 days | #3 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I'll add my voice to the well wishes of an happy Easter. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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03-24-16 06:11pm - 3194 days | #13 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^I agree that the nipples on the armor was really bad but who can forget the butt armor which was no better. I know most people have bad memories of Batman and Robin. I know I am one of them but even though Clooney's performance was wooden. I don't think any actor could have saved this mess. I agree with Amanda that Keaton is the best Batman but I have a soft spot for Kilmer's batman. Mostly because it sort of reminded me of the more cartoonish 60's TV version. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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03-22-16 06:16pm - 3196 days | #10 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I won't waste my money on this movie because I already know by watching all the previews that it's going to be a long huge mess. Let me count the ways Warner has managed to fuck up two franchise. 1- There aren't two main characters in B vs S but in fact four. What's Lex Luthor and Wonder Woman doing here? 2- Then there are all the secondary characters that need some screen time like Lois lane, Martha kent, Perry White, Alfred and what I assume is Doomsday but is more of a plot point/action sequence. 3- The movie is dark. Not just because many of the scenes seem to be at night but the core of the movie looks and feels dark/depressing. It was bad enough in the most recent Superman movie but you would think that warner might have wanted to show Superman in a more joyful way. Guess not. 4- The movie is two and a half hours long. Fuck me but I can't help but feel that there will be useless filler in some parts and major plot holes elsewhere otherwise the movie would be four hours long. 5- This last one has less to do with the movie and more to do with what I think is over-saturation of the market with superhero movies. I appreciate what Disney/Marvel had in mind when they first stated making superhero movies but it is possible to kill the Goose that lays golden eggs. If I disregard the Raimi Spiderman movies and the two subsequent(in my opinion) inferior Sony reboot, the three X-men movies which became the two reboot X-Men first class movies and countless Wolverine movies then that still leaves us with three Iron man movies, two Captain America, two Thor, two Avengers, one Guardians of the galaxy and a soon to be released Captain America movie. I didn't see Age of Ultron and although I'm sure I will. I still don't have a lot of interest. I don't think I'm going to go see the new Captain America nor will I go see the next Thor or any other Marvel franchise other that Guardians of the Galaxy but in ways Guardians doesn't really feel like a true superhero movie so much as a space opera that just happens to star some Marvel characters. Sorry for the long rant. I feel much better. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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03-20-16 10:14am - 3199 days | #12 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I'm with Loki on the natural bush but trimmed is more than acceptable. We went through years of no pubes on almost every performer that anything is desirable to those dark ages. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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03-19-16 09:14am - 3200 days | #2 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I agree that short hair models are not well represented in porn but is it possible that it's simply because most women prefer to have hair of a certain length. I'd also like to add that short hair, in my humble opinion, is not something most women can pull off. You definitely need to have a specific facial shape for it to look good. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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03-17-16 11:02am - 3202 days | #2 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^I can't speak for everyone else but Victoria Secret is not porn anymore than Playboy is porn. Pictures of lingerie wearing models may be sexually stimulating but it in no way constitutes porn. The same can be said for semi-nude to all nude models. Now that I got that off my chest. I don't know how long I could last because I've never actually tried to do it for more than a couple of weeks. I'm already too late to do it for lent and I already gave up to things that I really like. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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03-15-16 02:31pm - 3204 days | #15 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I'm really sorry to hear of the passing of your wife messmer. I'm also late but you have my condolences. I'm glad to hear that you are starting to come out into the light again. Hopefully we will hear more from you in the near future. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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03-13-16 05:12pm - 3205 days | #4 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^ & ^^. I agree with both of you that it sounds disturbing. The 5.5" claim seems to be true if the picture in The Mirror is accurate. Now here are some questions. 1- why would any sane person want a 10lb penis? Of course my question implies that said person is sane which I have my doubts. 2- What kind of job can you have where having such a huge penis is not both an uncomfortable thing for you and your coworkers? I can't think of a single moment when having a penis that ways 10lb isn't an issue be it sitting, sleeping and god forbid walking. 3- What do his sexual partners think of said penis? That is if he doesn't frighten them all. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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03-06-16 08:25am - 3213 days | #9 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I think the main culprit for the weight loss is that she started shooting a lot of anal and that always makes the girls lose weight because of the diet they have to keep prior to shooting anal scenes. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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03-03-16 06:20pm - 3215 days | #3 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I was sort of looking forward to the remake and I liked the idea of going with an all female cast. I also liked their choice of actresses but now that I've seen this trailer than I'm sort of getting ambivalent. I can't help but feel that the producers went the extreme CGI route instead of having an interesting story. When will Hollywood finally realise that all flash and no substance is not going to work. Mind you I just read something about how Gods of Egypt got made and it all makes sense and saddens me to think that it's people like that that get to choose what we see on TV and in cinema. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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03-02-16 05:59pm - 3216 days | #10 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^Actually the vast majority of performers live in and around Los Angeles. The ones that don't drive or fly in to LA to work. Florida does have a decent porn industry but it in no ways compares to California. It's the same thing for Nevada. The only difference is that some California studios have moved part of their operations to Nevada and talent will travel to Nevada more often to work because it is technically close to LA. When you add the obvious fact that it's illegal to shoot porn in any other State than California and New Hampshire and I don't think studios will ever move outside of LA. As to the myth that condoms are bad for business. Wicked Pictures has been one of the most successful studios for decades and their performers have been wearing condoms for decades. I know a vocal group of porn fans claim they will stop watching porn if there is a condom on a penis but I wonder if it's more rhetoric than truth. Long live the Brown Coats. Edited on Mar 02, 2016, 06:05pm | |
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02-29-16 04:52pm - 3218 days | #7 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^Although I agree that a dental dam is the safest option. I think that getting a sexually transmitted disease in the mouth is quite, quite low in large part because the mouth is already filled with so many countless bacteria's that most virus rarely have a chance to infect the host. Of course since most performers have had more than one STI and we know that getting STI makes you more prone to get others than I guess it might be possible for performers to actually get infected in the mouth. It's true that porn performers aren't average people and porn is not what classifies as a normal job. The people performing in porn are still human beings entitled to a certain level of protection. I truly believe that if performers were given all the facts about the extremely high rate of STI infections and their consequences be they short or long term and were allowed to request a condom without any fears of being black listed than most would request that a condom be used. I'm not saying that the cases of STI's would disappear but I think the numbers would drastically go down and recurring infections would also go down. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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02-28-16 10:10am - 3220 days | #5 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I don't think it will come as much of a surprise to regular posters that I'm pro condoms so I feel sad that condoms won't be mandatory in the industry. I agree with everyone else that eye wear and I even heard that they talked about mouth dams but condoms should be mandatory and see below why.(excerpt from another site on STD in the industry. I have made much of several studies over the last few years and I have touched on HIV testing but this time I am going to spell it out, plain and simple. Starting with the studies….They were scientific and peer reviewed, they were sanctioned by universities, the last two being UCLA, search this site for direct links to the studies. The studies were pretty consistent, the found a rate of Chlamydia that is 64 times that of the same age group in the same demographic area. Let that sink in a minute…64 TIMES higher among porn performers in L.A. That means that if you had unprotected sex with a random person and unprotected sex with a porn performer you are 64 times more likely to be exposed to Chlamydia by the porn performer. For Gonorrhea, it is 32 TIMES more likely. I spoke to a LOT of performers for this piece and not one single performer told me that they had never gotten an STD on a porn set, most told me they had gotten many. In fact several mentioned going to Tijuana where they can get antibiotics with no prescription, particularly Azythromycin in a dose called a “Z-Pack”. They will “load up” and resell them to fellow performers so that they can take them prior to their regular STD tests and be assured that they will pass. One well known A List performer told me “People in porn take Z Packs like they are Ibuprofen.” One STD we don’t test for is Herpes. If performers who have Herpes were barred from performing an estimated 80% of performers would be out of a job overnight. That 80% number comes from the performers themselves, a prolific performer told me “I have it, everyone has it (Herpes), it’s everywhere in porn.” Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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02-26-16 06:34pm - 3221 days | #3 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I know this isn't really answering the question but I can't think of a single performer who I would want to be stuck watching repeatedly day after day without the chance of looking at someone else's work. I need variety in my porn even if there are some performers who work I always enjoy. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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02-21-16 09:59am - 3227 days | #7 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Can't you name a single performer from that scene? I mean if you can't after watching porn for such a long time than the chances that someone can somehow identify that scene are so remote that they border the impossible. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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02-20-16 08:05pm - 3227 days | #3 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
It's strange to read this post because I was just thinking about him this week and wondering how he is doing. I know his health is not good and there are issues with him being able to access the internet due to family interference. I really hope we hear from him soon if for no other reason than to know how he is doing. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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02-14-16 08:44am - 3234 days | #196 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Definition of "OLD" #1 I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?" And that, my friend, is the sad definition of "OLD"! #2 Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied: "Two years older than me" "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?" #3 Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure." #4 I've sure gotten old! I have outlived my feet and my teeth I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license. #5 I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over. #6 An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week" #7 My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. #8 Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. #9 It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker. #10 These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.' #11 THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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02-12-16 07:40pm - 3235 days | #9 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I tried to find something like you wanted but did find anything other than the sites already named. This is fetish that is under represented and sadly I don't think that is likely to change. I know that I avoid anything with masks because I need to see the face of the performers. I think a couple of European women have done porn while wearing a mask but that is far from what you are looking for. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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02-10-16 03:29pm - 3238 days | #2 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
^Are you looking for videos where only the woman wears a mask, only the man or men wear masks or where everyone wears a mask? Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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02-07-16 05:38pm - 3240 days | #8 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
For me it would be scenario driven porn with established characters that interact with each other in a story line played out over many weeks with maybe 1-2 updates per week. The scenes would be a minimum of 45 minutes to 75 minutes long with the sex portion being about 35 minutes. The sex would be similar to what Tushy, Blacked and some of the other the artcore sites produce. Ideally there would be mix of b/g and g/g with anal being a common theme. I wouldn't necessarily be opposed to the odd b/b/g or g/g/g scene but these would be the exception rather than the norm. Spitting, slapping and chocking would not appear in the sex part of the scene but the last two might make an appearance in the non-sex part of the scene if the story called for it. What I'm basically trying to say is that I'd like to see is something similar to mainstream soap operas but where the characters have midcore to hardcore graphic sex with each other. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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02-07-16 05:26pm - 3240 days | #6 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I wish I could say that I participate in a regular basis but that would be a lie. At least I'm still around even if it's in a much smaller capacity. I visit every day but will only post on the odd days. I have a couple of reviews to upload but I'm not in a rush to do so. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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01-31-16 09:17am - 3248 days | #4 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
This isn't exactly a true comeback because she never really left so much as dropped off the porn radar for a year or two. I think she shot the odd scene here and there but let's just say that this is her trying to shoot a lot more porn. I'm also ambivalent about her return and it all as to do with the way she now looks. I'm not talking about the fact she looks older being in her early 30's but the facial surgery, implants and the huge tattoos. It probably also doesn't help that there is probably nothing that Eva hasn't done multiple times so her returning to do porn just means that she would be doing the same things that I have seen before but looking like someone I may don't care to look at. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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01-24-16 08:44am - 3255 days | #15 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
In that case. Can I get an invite? Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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01-24-16 08:38am - 3255 days | #7 | |
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Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
You might want to take a look at girls way. The porn is primarily what I like to call glamcore. It's not softcore but it's also not hardcore. Many of the performers are regular g/g performers and some are exclusively g/g only. The porn is scenario based so if that is something that might appeal than that's a plus. I will post a review tomorrow if you are interested. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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01-24-16 08:22am - 3255 days | #191 | |
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Old Guys Golfing > A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Steinberg for a new set of dentures in the morning. > His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before. > "Is that so?" asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?" > The second oldster replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when a guy on the next fairway hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at least 180 mph when it slammed me right in the nuts." > The first old guy was confused and asked, "What the hell does that have to do with your dentures?" > "It was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt." Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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01-24-16 08:07am - 3255 days | #190 | |
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The Story of Adam's & Eve's Pets...... Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the Garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.' And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.' And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal and God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.' And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.' And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail. After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.' And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.' And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve along with Dog. And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved. And God was pleased.. And Dog was happy. And the Cat . . . didn't give a shit one way or the other Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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01-23-16 06:09pm - 3255 days | #13 | |
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I will definitely give it a look. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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01-22-16 03:27pm - 3257 days | #10 | |
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I really like the My porn intro video. Whoever made it is worth their weight in gold because it is very well done. If that doesn't entice people than I have no clue what will. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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01-07-16 07:16pm - 3271 days | #27 | |
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Hello pussycat. Welcome to what I hope will be an enjoyable place for you to interact with the rest of us. Now as to your post. I would have thought that book club discussion would have become a lot more heated now that 50 Shades of Grey is such a huge success and has spawned so many copycats that there is an entire sub-genre of romance novels dedicated to the kinky sex. In many ways 50 is tame when compared to most of the other similar themed books. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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01-07-16 07:00pm - 3271 days | #29 | |||
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^That's a bucket full of bullshit from a company that is already up shit creek with multiple violations with OSHA. Some of the performers claimed abuse on the set of their kink shoots and people like me are sitting here wondering why the hell they didn't any of them use their safe words right away and get this taken care of. We are after all talking about porn where the women are the ones who make the money for the industry. I checked some of their so called new provisions and I'm still scratching my head as to what those mean. 1-Escorting models to and from set.
2-Guarantee to provide private bathroom and showers.
3-An increase in check-ins with models after a shoot.
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01-04-16 05:56pm - 3274 days | #6 | |
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His offers were once upon a time believable because he made them to women who might not have had as good an offer from any other source but I haven't heard of one credible offer in so many years that I'm still wondering why he bothers. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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12-31-15 07:15pm - 3278 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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I'd like to wish everyone an Happy New Year. I know that 2015 wasn't an easy year for some of you. That being the understatement of the year for graymane so I really hope that 2016 is a much better year for him(pain free at least) and for anybody else who struggled through 2015. May 2016 be a very good year with plenty of good health, some decent wages and people who love you. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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12-30-15 06:14pm - 3279 days | #8 | |
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Hello Lorena. Welcome to our little corner of internet paradise. I think that if you are really interested in finding out what people want in a porn site than pick some of the higher rated porn sites and read the multiple reviews that many of us have written about them. You should also read the comments since it's a good source of info on likes, dislikes and pet peeves of paying members. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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12-30-15 06:06pm - 3279 days | #7 | |
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I hope you aren't looking for 12 brand new sites for the next year because that is an expectation that's beyond the capacity of the industry to meet. I take regular looks at TBP's listing of "new porn sites" almost every week and frankly they mostly all fall under two categories. Solo model sites that are for the most part horrible money grabs by crooks or the not much better site pretending to offer new content when in fact it's just the same old crap that's being marketed as new. You do get the odd niche site but I find that those are less porn and more risqué nude/semi-nude sites. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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12-30-15 08:47am - 3280 days | #3 | |
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The site Tushy is so far ahead of anything else that's is memorable about 2015 that there is simply no contest. Here is a site that saw what was missing on the net and went out and created what is essentially a perfect niche site. The fact that they've got some of the only anal scenes from non-anal performers makes this a must for all anal porn fans. The only other noteworthy thing about 2015 is that we don't seem to be seeing as many sites dying so that gives me hope that maybe the porn industry is starting to comeback to some of it's glory days. Of course I'm not scheduling a parade just yet but maybe the upcoming year will be a nice change from the previous ones. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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12-29-15 07:54am - 3281 days | #188 | |
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A funny list sketch about a waiting room. Make sure the sound is on of you will never get the gags. https://www.youtube.com/embed/nBoW1xfHm0Y Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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12-28-15 10:45am - 3282 days | #6 | |
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^Strangely enough. I think filming on Tape made the porn industry what it is today. Granted filming on tape made the final product significantly inferior to the one filmed on celluloid but cost of production was so much lower that studios could film multiple movies on tape for the price of just one on celluloid. That meant more jobs for performers and all the people behind the scene. In many ways that was the golden age of porn because you still had the master filmmakers of the 70's so access to an amazing talent pool and you now had the ability to mass market their work. The 80's transitioned to the 90's and that was still great news because camera technology kept improving and you had the appearance of DVD to compete with the inferior VHS but not yet overshadow it. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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