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06-11-11  05:36am - 4943 days #3
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Congratulations Messmer! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

06-11-11  01:30am - 4943 days #16
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


Jassie is one starlet who kept her small breasts and natural body. And she somehow also kept her youthful appearance for many years.

Eufrat, while not small-breasted, has also avoided cosmetic surgery, as far as I can tell. And she still looks great after a number of years as a porn star.


I've sung praises of Jassie before, but these days it's Eufrat that is showing up on so many sites and looking just DYNAMITE beautiful! I'm pretty sure she's natural all the way. And she projects such magnetic charm over and over again. She is AMAZING! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

06-10-11  03:48pm - 4944 days #8
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Well, here we go again! Will the madness ever stop? Ahhhhhhhhh! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

06-09-11  06:21pm - 4944 days #3
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There's an April 2nd, 2011 of her at Errotica-Archives under the name "Victoria." But that doesn't mean that it's a really new shoot. They do a lot of shooting and some of the sets are from the same shoots done over years sometimes.

I can't say that I've for sure seen really new stuff of her anywhere for quite a while. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

06-07-11  03:41pm - 4947 days #6
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Originally Posted by Denner:


People in Denmark and Sweden are divided in two - one part want to keep the monarchy as a tradition and a tourist/economic magnet - the other part want to get rid of it becuase "royal blood" is outdated and ridiciolous.

This kings interest in and/or visits to sexclubs or whatever is to the people in general not so much a moral issue, but about being an example for "his people" by NOT getting caught on photo or tape - and the press loves to create royal "scandals". A lot of reader reactions have been: - Hey, let the guy watch strip, for Heavens sake...

But what really has created the latest headlines in both countries about this king was his miserable/embarrassing attempt to defend and deny everything on TV.....some of these royals are not the smartest in the world....hey, who said inbreeding, ho,ho


I guess some things just will not go quietly into the night. Monarchy has that characteristic, it seems, big time. We even had "King George" here in the US for 8 wonderful years. Not formally a king, but he seemed to be taking on the trappings (mmm, wire-tappings, for instance?) of a closer-to-absolute ruler.

Somehow that issue, warrantless wiretapping, seems to have gone away with him.

We get a lot of press in the US about the British royalty. No disrespect to them, but I couldn't care about them any more than about the juicy gossip in the neighborhood, which is to say, not at all.

I hope some day that these royals and nobles can just call it quits -- without a bloody revolution. It wasn't possible for us nor for the French, but these days, I think it might be. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

06-06-11  05:19pm - 4947 days #2
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Well, they've got us talking about it, don't they? Messmer, don't take this personally, but maybe the best answer to the story-craving, buzz-obsessed, "let-us-do-the-thinking-(?)-for-you" media is simply, "Who gives a shit?"

Besides, why can't the king, of all people, just have private lap dances at the palace? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

06-05-11  07:33pm - 4948 days #13
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Originally Posted by elephant:


Just reading some of the replies it would seem we would do very different things and it does make you think it's probably quite a hard job trying to please so many different people all with preferences as to what they like, me I'm a lesbian toyfree and anal hardcore movie kind of guy but the next guy maybe a lesbian dildotarian and photo buff. Horses for courses I guess but its a tough job I guess catering for all the tastes and I guess impossible to please everyone, only come close with variety.


A "lesbian dildotarian." That's awesome! Talk about fusion cooking ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

06-04-11  11:57am - 4950 days #6
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I had no idea that there could be different kinds of jpgs until, years ago, I joined Give Me Pink and I had a devil of a time trying to get my computer (not the current one) to display theirs.

Outside of different levels of compression and the occasional use of the alternative "jpeg" extension, I don't know why or how jpgs can be different from each other, but it's bad practice in the industry to be putting out things that are nominally the same FORMAT and yet are not cross-compatible.

Anyone remember when cross-compatibility was a buzz-word? The issue has largely died (things now being a lot more "C-C" than they used to be), but this is one of the few sore exceptions. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

06-01-11  05:09pm - 4952 days #11
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Originally Posted by Denner:


But a BIG bottom line: MORE FULL BODY SOLOS....


No "hmmm" there. More like "mmmm-HMMMMmmmmm!" as in "Right on, right on!"

Nude solo stuff has always been my favorite. B/G hardcore comes second. Everything else, well, if a user is going to post, he's going to say what he likes. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-30-11  05:36pm - 4954 days #6
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I'm a current member of the network, so I feel I really have a stake in all this. Sorry, but I don't want more lesbian! Nor group content! (My earlier comment was with regards to the office party.)

Me, I just can't get enough of the girls who have great ASSES! I want MORE great new content of girls like Bambi, Bernice, Sandy (the "Hungarian Queen," I call her), Britney (she has so many names I linked to her), Cindy/Hope, Marina/Euphrat, and of course, the phenomenal Sophie Moone. And that's just the short list!

So as boss, I'd make a binding "executive decision" complete with DETAILED business plan that would extend for at least a 2-year period after my week as itinerant CEO. It would probably take me all week to write it, but I would. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-30-11  09:51am - 4955 days #3
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Oh, there would be group activity: Me and the female cast! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-29-11  05:08pm - 4955 days #7
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Well, given that she's still "Vachsy" enough, she can do the MILF number for a while and, yes, there's more ROI with DP in the portfolio.

I'd rather see her at it than some of the really "classic" stars I've seen here and there, like Nina Hartley and Dyanna Lauren. I mean, there's no shame in moving on when it's time to. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-29-11  02:54pm - 4956 days #11
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Originally Posted by slutty:


Actually Drooler, I've seen articles stating widescreen fits more naturally with human beings' field of vision. Couldn't find any specific articles, but I seem to recall cnet having a piece on it years ago.


Sometimes there's a fine line between objective reporting and making your financiers happy. Or maybe it's just me. Maybe I have euphemistically "special" vision, but it can't be both that it's natural and that it takes getting used to, can it?

I do understand your reasons for liking how they make documents readable side by side. I've got a wider screen at work (strangely enough) and it can be good for that.

But for video, I like 4:3 better for taking in the "whole" picture at once. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-28-11  03:41pm - 4957 days #2
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I remember Inari Vachs. She gave good Vachs. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-28-11  03:52am - 4957 days #5
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Related topic: Although I of course don't think that dogs are better than women, I'm amused by that list as well. Samples:

-the trip to the bathroom is just for a quick drink
-the more stuff you leave on the floor, the happier they are
-if you look at another dog, they don't get jealous

And probably the best:

-dogs don't feel a need to sit down with you and examine the relationship I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-28-11  02:06am - 4957 days #6
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I'm an old-fashioned (?) 4:3 man m'self. I'm happy that my 4:3 tube is still running good. It just seems to correspond to the human visual field better that the "wide" types.

Let's keep 4:3 alive! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-23-11  06:59pm - 4961 days #3
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Oh, I can see it now: Booger Patrol Babes! Fart Tarts! ETC. Aren't there enough trailer parks already? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-20-11  02:20am - 4965 days #5
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I don't know if this helps any, but the Matrix Nudes to Matrix HD is a company called VirtualHoldings. If I'm not mistaken, some of the same kind of stuff is showing up on socalgirls.com. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited by Staff on May 20, 2011, 06:32am (Khan: corrected direct link URL)

05-18-11  04:06pm - 4967 days #24
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


Wait a minute here... are you saying that Jassie was hot in spite of her beautiful, perky breasts? Uh oh... this might be the opening salvo in the first all-out flame war in PU history.

I'm kidding, of course, because I understand that you, like many others prefer breats to be more, um, there. But guys like me saw Jassie as almost perfection.



I did, too. I guess I should have mentioned that little scar that was above one of her eyes. Whatever. I'm with Messmer. I've got Jassie on my hard drives and on backup CD's. All I need now is a secure bunker for them. (Missed the Y2K opportunity somehow ... Oh, that was before Jassie ...) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-18-11  02:52pm - 4967 days #2
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Maybe if he stays in that basement long enough, the radon gas will give him cancer. There's always hope! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-17-11  03:01am - 4968 days #18
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


I honestly can�t think of anything specific that hasn�t been mentioned before, but as a kind of porn theme, I really, really hate �douchebag� porn. You probably know what I mean, even if you call it something else. It�s the kind of porn that is made by (usually) younger guys who celebrate their uniqueness by dressing like the rest of their friends and wearing a ball cap sideways. And they all seem to have the same tattoos. These guys make porn for themselves, not for the viewer. Think Shorty Mac and you�ll understand what I mean, but ethnic background has nothing to do with it.

My beef with this kind of porn is that the focus is mostly on the guys. This isn�t gay porn! A boy-girl scene obviously needs a guy, but the details of who or what that guy is are no more important than if the sex takes place on a couch or a bed. The guy is a prop! Nothing more. His job is to shut up and NEVER upstage the female talent. His goal should be to stay out of the way as much as possible and help the girl show herself off in the best way. When that�s done, pop a load on her face (sorry graymane�!), collect your $200 and go home.

Here�s an example of a scene where the guy understands his role: on Jurassic Cock, the guys are obviously part of the set up. Yet there, the guys clearly know that they aren�t the reason people are viewing the scenes. There is one scene with Ron Jeremy and Cheyenne Collins where he gets her to do a little strip tease for him and then he lays her on the couch and goes down on her. He has her lie in such a way to really show off her body. Could it be distracting that the guy happens to be Ron Jeremy? Sure it could, but Ron knows the scene is all about Ms. Cooper and not him. In another scene, an old geezer I recognize but can�t name does an outdoor scene with Lexi Diamond. There is one segment where she�s sitting on this folding chair and leaned back as he fucks her. He is repulsive in the same way we�ll all be at that age (yes, we will� but he�s barely noticeable because he helps Lexi stay in an awkward position that shows her amazing body off. That�s the work of directors and talent who know what they�re doing. Not these wanna-be porn guys who think that porn is about them.

And I didn�t make the promise this time to be non-judgmental. I hate it when porn guys try to take the limelight from the girls.

Here endeth the rant.


"Douchebag Porn." I like the term. Maybe it's a new niche/warning for us to avoid it. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-16-11  04:51pm - 4968 days #10
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It isn't really the body as much as it's the body and the personality. There are girls with less than perfect noses, such as Euphrat or Zuzana Zeleznovova, but they're HOT stuff and yes, otherwise, they're physically awesome. But that charm that gets through matters most of all.

Remember Jassie? Small tits, but who cared? Or how about the recently appearing Bernice, with the birthmark right on her ass? 's OK with me!

I'd say that ALS Scans or We Are Hairy are a couple of sites that feature the "less than perfect" yet perfectly hot babes. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-16-11  04:42pm - 4968 days #12
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A lot of the stuff that people have listed are sound items. I usually watch my porn with no sound (ragtime piano optional). Can't stand to hear that stupid "Fuck that pussy!" and such or the girl screaming until the glass breaks somewhere.

But the visual stuff is stupid, too. The piledrivers, the prolonged closeups, especially of the girl's face (or far worse than that, the man's face or the hideous man ass). Too much of that and it's drag to bin, right click, GONE!! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-15-11  03:22am - 4970 days #8
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


Denner:

Thanks for the kind words. I'll be honest, I might have reacted differently if it wasn't a regular. I'll knock you off of top spot now. Don't take it personally!

M


Did you mean Denner or me? Actually, it doesn't matter now. And Denner and I are something of a pair around here, the hybrid "Drennooler." LOL I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-14-11  01:39pm - 4971 days #6
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Well, it's time to fess up our "clean little secrets" here at PU. I've also waited to post a review to let one in the current "prime spot" on the home page enjoy some "i-time," if I may coin the term. I don't know if I just did or not.

I figure a day is time enough. That's what I allowed BradlyH.

I've sat and gloated at the sight of my latest one sitting all pretty there a few times today. It is kind of a bummer to see yours get less than an hour before it winds up on the text list. (Yes, it's small beer, I'll have to admit.)

Kudos to rearadmiral for being a gentleman! And feel free to post whenever you wish! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-12-11  12:59am - 4973 days #3
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Funny, I didn't realize that Tanner hadn't done that. I've been under the impression that she's a pretty wild little chickie, but hey, everyone has their "yeas" and "nays." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-06-11  04:12pm - 4979 days #15
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Originally Posted by anyonebutme:


Blond or... redhead?



okay, I just like this rare look


Piper Fawn! I swear, she could shave her head and I'd still be crazy about her. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-03-11  05:09pm - 4981 days #13
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Right now, Osama is enjoying a pint on a deserted island with his maties, Elvis and Jim Morrison. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-01-11  03:43pm - 4984 days #10
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Originally Posted by pat362:


The sad part is that, not so long ago, it was amazing. I used to watch Amercian news all the time. I'm going back to the days of Peter Jennings. There was genuine interest is reporting the news and not creating it. Today it's not whether you reported something correctly but that you did it first.


With all due respect to American midwesterner Jim Lehrer, and I do respect him a lot, the heyday WAS when Peter Jennings was reporting and anchoring. And Robin MacNeil was on the PBS News Hour (the MacNeil-Lehrer News Hour as it was then called).

Well, I can see the problem! Not enough Canadians doing the Yank news coverage! Time to come back, eh? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-01-11  03:36pm - 4984 days #2
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I think I got it: Young (now OK) girls (shaved is now OK) in (and out of) lingerie in ultra high resolution so you can see every detail.

Well, you've probably visited the "Only" sites, and their girls aren't often that young. And they're kind of "shopped," too.

Have you looked at ATK Petites? They don't "shop" so much, it seems. They certainly don't go high-gloss like Twistys does. Lots of young girls, usually. Sometimes they start in lingerie ... There's a fair amount of warm-blooded, mammalian detail to enjoy in their recent move to 3000 pixels. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-01-11  09:21am - 4984 days #6
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Originally Posted by nostromo:


Dru Berrymore; Rachel Starr; i think i've seen Daria Glower as a blonde; i think i've seen Debbie White as a blonde; Judy Star; Kelly Tyler; Lezley Zen; Isis Love; Mia Bangg; Samantha Sin, i've seen her as a brunnete and brown; Simony, i think i've seen her as blonde; Velicity Von, not brunnete but brown hair; Elisa (aka Elise F., Eliza, Irena, Laetitia A, Liv, Alisha); Amy Reid; Anita Dark; Marilynn Scott; Shyra Sheer; Candy Strong as a blonde in a scene with Kyra Black for 21st sextury (aka Eliza N, Eliza Nagy); Jenny Hendrix; Julia Taylor, i think i've seen her as hazel and a blonde; Kathia Nobili (aka Cathy Campbell), hazel and blonde; Sandy wearing a brunnete wig with sandra Shine in HLAF; Sandra Iron; Aurora Snow as a blonde and hazel; Chloe Dior; Belladonna...?; Christy Parks as a blonde and hazel; have i seen Katarina Kat with a brunette wig somewhre...?; Nyomi Banxxx wearing a blonde wig in The official Shaft parody; i have definitely seen Rayveness as a brunette; Sophie Evans; i've seen Vendula as a blonde; Veronica Vanoza...?




I definitely prefer Amy Reid with her darker hair, the kind she had at ATK Galleria, KarupsHA, NextDoorModels, and FTV Girls.

Anita Dark is a tougher call. Some of the first stuff I saw of her was wa-a-a-y back when, with dark hair, and she was quite a foxy lady! But I guess I still prefer her as a blond, with the "salt and pepper" thing going on. Yeah!

And I forgot to mention earlier that I LOVE Breanne Benson with her dark hair! I got everything I could find of her in pics in her dark-hair, pre-hardcore days. And now, somehow, I like the hardcore with dark hair a lot better! LOL, but it's true! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on May 01, 2011, 09:25am

05-01-11  04:14am - 4984 days Original Post - #1
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I was thinking about how some models change their hair color. Girls who have been both blond or brunette at various times include Sandra Shine, Breanne Benson, Lexi Belle, Monique Alexander, Veronica DaSouza (Denisa Keltnerova), and Bambi (Zsuzsa Tanczos).

Does anyone have a strong preference, even it if means not the natural color? Does anyone like to see the girls change their hair color? Why do they, anyway? And whose names did I miss?

My : Most of the girls listed above I prefer as brunettes, except for Lexi Belle, who I much prefer as blond. And Bambi looks great as either a blond or a brunette; I just didn't quite like it as much when she had very black hair, though it's no big deal ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

04-30-11  06:46pm - 4984 days #19
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Hey, Drooler, that flip card thing is a neat idea. MPL must be featuring all nude because I didn't see anyone clothed on the carousel. Better yet would be to do it a la "We Are Hairy" where you can get a preview of the whole set, but not too many sites do that.


Some MPL sets have stripping, but a lot of them are just birthday suit affairs. So you have to join other sites where the girls appear, like MetArt and Querro and sometimes even FemJoy.

So she takes it off at one site, and shakes the fat at MPL.

And come to think of it, there are also sites that give clothed previews and keep you from getting an idea about the nude part. The "Only" sites immediately come to mind; I had a bonanza once I joined them after staying away for years. (Sure, some sets don't have nudity, but enough do and it's HOT!)

PinupWow is another. They have quite a lot of nakedness. But sites that emphasize the clothes will tease you into teasing you ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on May 01, 2011, 09:31am

04-29-11  08:07pm - 4985 days #5
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I kind of like the surprise of seeing what she's going to take off.

But to address your point, it would be nice to have a preview of a few pics, dressed to undressed. MPL Studios does it in an interesting way. There's this "flip card" thing you put your mouse under. You can click through the pics, or use the wheel on your mouse.

Example I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

04-29-11  08:03pm - 4985 days #6
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Originally Posted by pat362:


In their defense. There was the all important coverage of Obama's birth certificate finaly being made available to the public which had to be reported and talked about for a many days. No offense to any American members but I as an outsider sometime think the US media is owned and operated by complete fucked up retards. What passes for news media in the US is hard to understand.


Hey! NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE! I doubt very much that any American members here identify with our media or assume it to be some kind of extension of our own selves. The media might say otherwise, but ...

A few years ago I came up with a pet name for the American media: "The Bullshit Industry." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

04-29-11  02:20pm - 4986 days #4
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First, I've never thought about how the media outside the US pays or doesn't pay attention to our disasters. My guess is that Katrina got a lot of play, and the Gulf of Mexico oil spill did, too.

What would make them notable and therefore in the same category as the disasters in Japan is that they were unusual. The idea of so much of New Orleans being under water was just unfathomable. And for four (I think four) nuclear reactors to go haywire in close succession anywhere is a lead story, as is an earthquake of the magnitude they had off the coast of Japan.

We get nasty runs of tornadoes throughout the south and Great Midwest fairly regularly, though the recent one in the south was off the scale to be sure.

I guess the media missed one this time, then. Thanks for thinking of us here, Denner! It is appreciated. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

04-25-11  05:36pm - 4989 days #9
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There's a certain spark that you get with the 18 to 25 year old girls. And sometimes with older girls, too.

And then there's that knowing maturity; a good example is Jana Cova these days. She still looks great. According to EBI, she just turned 31 about 2 weeks ago.

But when the girls have that jaded look, that "been around the block SO MANY TIMES" look, well, I can't get into it. Can't name any names 'cause I move on quickly when I see that.

So a lot of it has to do with the personality that seems to come through. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

04-22-11  02:08am - 4993 days #5
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Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


Well, if Drooler is amused then it's good enough for me (shows how pathetic my life is ). Since I'm cleaning out my bookmarks, here's a few more:

- Why you got downsized from your last job.
- Why the Japanese nuclear disaster will mean more anime porn (here and here).
- What I do in my spare time when not downloading porn (here and here).
- The newest Republican party advertisement promoting family values.
- What I really think about when the deli guy is making my sandwich.
- Since Easter is only a few days away, here's the perfect gift for the religious types in your family to remind them of the true message of Christ.
- What every PU member is going to like fleeing from a fire (here).
- What most of the PU female members look like (here).
- The mystery that is "womanhood" finally explained here.
- Coming soon to the PU store; the unofficial PU chastity belt.
- What scared children before the TSA existed (here).
- Finally, a disease that Americans take pride in having obliterated from the face of the Earth (here).



Hilarious! And I'm sure you made all that stuff up yourself using that web site, whatever it was, same as for the "words from our sponsors" at the last PU Weenie Roast.

The guy clutching the "box" on the ladder or Sploogezilla, I'm not sure which one had me more in stiches.

Or the shark brain! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

04-21-11  04:34pm - 4993 days #3
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I like this thread! Why isn't it gaining any traction? Is Wittyguy getting Drooler's Syndrome?

I sure hope not! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

04-20-11  05:02pm - 4994 days #16
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Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


Ah yes, the lovely combination of political pandering and functionally obsolete morality colliding in a big ugly train wreck: this pretty much sums up the culture war on porn. Porn is an easy mark for racking up cheap political points because just like Elvis, the Beatles, Woodstock and other culturally subversive acts of their day, it's easy to speak out against it and you don't burn any political capital by doing so.

Porn is an easy mark because opinion polls say so many people are against it even though a lot of them use it. It's just another case where people will say what they think the right thing to say is even when they do the opposite. Also, since conservatives rely heavily upon older voters (those less likely to look at porn) it's an easy call for them to make.

The biggest hypocrisy I see with all the conservative mumbo jumbo on this issue is that many of them profess libertarian principles (less government, period) but at the same time they want government to crack on anything socially "bad". Also, at the same time we're drowning in debt, why spend good money chasing porn makers, internet gamblers (the newest federal bust) and steroid abusing sports stars (Lance Armstrong, etc.). Shit, just tax the stuff like everything else, that's the libertarian way. The real criminals are the companies hiding huge amounts of money off shore and politicians not willing to do anything but pay lip service to addressing our debt problems.


Wittyguy, we see very much eye-to-eye on this. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

04-20-11  04:31pm - 4994 days #2
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Self-actualization? Fuck that! PRODUCTIVITY is as good as it will ever get, if it ever does. (Referring to the "update" on Maslow's Hierarchy.) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

04-18-11  04:17pm - 4997 days #9
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Naw, they are all running scared. Those politicians who lectured your nation on the evils of gayness and gay marriage turned out to be gay themselves. Those who preached family values were caught cheating on their wives, so those who are against pornography are probably frightened of the possibility that someone might discover that they are closet porn addicts. I think one stone too much has been thrown from the glass houses of the moralists and they are all hiding behind their congressional or senatorial pulpits so that they'll be ignored for now!




Nicely said, Messmer! I haven't met too many religious zealots that weren't going through life without some windows or other shattered on the floors of their teetering little edifices of self-annointed holiness.

But these things work in cycles here in the US. In the 80's we had the "Moral Majority." And we had the Jim and Tammy drama, and the Jimmy Swaggart meltdown, too. Naughty!!! Very naughty!! Jerry Falwell managed to keep his rep aligned with his message, at least.

But we only remember the MM dimly now. But they'll always come back in some form. They rode the Bush admins coat tails and infiltrated the gov't enough that we had all kinds of wedge issues based on their twisted morality (stem cell research, the 10 Commandments at public buildings, same-sex female couple hints being shorn from PBS stations at kiddie hours, intelligent design, etc.). Oh, and the constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. What a fucking waste of everyone's time, all of that was. And TAX MONEY too!

It's now pretty quiet overall, isn't it? Enjoy it while it lasts, 'cause it won't. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

04-17-11  05:56pm - 4997 days #3
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Originally Posted by badandy400:




See, there is no life after sixty!


Enjoy your 59 ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

04-16-11  09:23pm - 4998 days #19
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


I increased my download limits from 150-160 KB/s to about 620-630 KB/s a few months back. That was a very nice upgrade for me.

But if you're complaining that you don't get the full benefit of your 40/4 Mbit download service because the paysites don't support the ultra-fast download speeds that your ISP allows, it sounds like you are a little cranky to me.

Surely we have better things to complain about?



Probably. And some people have better things to do than take cheap shots ...

Whereas some are quite in the habit of it. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

04-16-11  02:34pm - 4999 days #22
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Gee, I had to come up with the idea of all the women in the world refusing sex in order to keep my thread relevant ... And myself from being "Mr. Irrelevant."

Damn.

Well, now, wait a second ... This is a site about porn and porn is about sex, so what could be more irrelevant than women refusing it!

OK, I think I've gotten this straightened out now ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Apr 16, 2011, 09:14pm

04-16-11  09:54am - 4999 days #298
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http://www.lizzie-secret.com looks like a site of exclusive content of Lizzie (especially of Teenrotica and Eva's Garden fame).

Looking at their price structure, the most expensive might have "cross content" with Eva's Garden, they say. And it is a pricey site, even after their 10% "discounts."

But Lizzie fans might like it just the same. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

04-15-11  06:09pm - 4999 days #20
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Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


If women always said no then the result would be many mornings where we don't regret the night before ....

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/demotivational-posters-regrets1.jpg


"Some they do, and some they don't/
And with some it's just as well."
Supertramp, Goodbye Stranger

(Yeah, I saw the picture.) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

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Pretty much what pat362 said in his list above, but without the videos is OK by me.

And the pics have to be really, really, really big. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

04-12-11  05:36pm - 5002 days #15
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Originally Posted by elephant:


Last is a Suzie Carina movie Nasty Tails 2 which being a huge Suzie fan was simply perfect, she is incredible in it and looks to be having a great time. I always return to it the most out of the Suzie movies I have.


Suzie Carina has an ass that should be pictorially celebrated on Czech currency. (Just hold it to the light and you'll see the watermark!) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

04-11-11  02:12pm - 5004 days #28
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Dude you have got to be kidding. All you had to do was read a few post here and there and you would have figured that most of us weren't born yesterday when it comes to BS post like yours. If you have a site to promote then pick the right place to do it. Now all you've managed to do is annoy possible PAYING customers by pretending to offer us some kind of magical never heard of pool of great porn.

Just a piece of advice. If you are going to claim new content then don't pick performers that haven't done porn in over a year. It will help make you sound inteligent.


That really was a lame attempt at spamming us. Jeez! Can't laugh too much ... it was simply pathetic! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

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