Current Member for over 1 year (at the time of review).
Pros:
NOTE: I'M WRITING IN CAP LETTERS, BECAUSE IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO WRITE AND EDIT. I'M NOT TRYING TO SHOUT OR BE RUDE.
-PU DISCOUNTED PRICE OF $17.87/MONTH (RECURRING).
-EPOCH IS THE PRIMARY BILLER. A TRUSTED NAME.
-THE SITE ITSELF UPDATES WITH ONE VIDEO PER WEEK. BUT THE BASIC NETWORK UPDATES DAILY.
-EXXXTRA SMALL IS PART OF THE BASIC TEAM SKEET NETWORK.
THERE ARE CURRENTLY 27 SITES IN THE BASIC TEAM SKEET NETWORK YOU HAVE ACCESS TO WITH A MEMBERSHIP IN ANY ONE OF THE BASIC SITES: THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE ACCESS TO THE UNLOCKED SITES: EACH UNLOCK SITE REQUIRES A SEPARATE MEMBERSHIP.
-YOU CAN STREAM EACH VIDEO IN LOW, MEDIUM, HIGH, OR HIGHER (720P) DEFINITION.
-YOU CAN DOWNLOAD EACH VIDEO IN LOW, MEDIUM, HIGH, HIGHER (720P), OR EVEN HIGHER (1080P) DEFINITION.
EVEN THE EARLIEST VIDEOS POSTED IN JUNE 2012 ARE AVAILABLE IN LOW TO 1080P DEFINITION FOR DOWNLOAD.
-YOU CAN CHOOSE TO STREAM THE ENTIRE VIDEO, OR SELECT THE 1-MINUTE CLIPS OF THE VIDEO TO WATCH.
PROS CONTINUED IN THE NEXT SECTION:
Cons:
PROS (CONTINUED):
-THERE ARE NO DOWNLOAD LIMITS.
-SITE AND NETWORK ACCEPTS DOWNLOAD MANAGERS.
-THE SITE CONTENT IS EXCLUSIVE.
-HD ZIP FILES FOR THE PHOTOSETS.
START OF CONS:
-THE MAJOR CON IS THAT SOME PU MEMBERS HAVE REPORTED TERRIBLE CONNECTION SPEEDS TO THE TEAM SKEET NETWORK. THIS CAN AFFECT DOWNLOADING, STREAMING, AND BASIC NAVIGATION OF THE SITE/NETWORK.
I HAVE BEEN LUCKY, AND HAVE GENERALLY ENJOYED ACCEPTABLE CONNECTION SPEEDS.
WHICH IS WHY I'VE BEEN A MEMBER OF THE NETWORK FOR OVER 1 YEAR.
BUT IF YOU JOIN THE SITE OR NETWORK, AND EXPERIENCE TERRIBLE CONNECTION SPEEDS, I SUGGEST CANCELLING YOUR MEMBERSHIP AND ASKING FOR A REFUND.
-PRE-CHECKED CROSS-SALE ON JOIN PAGE.
-WHEN YOU JOIN THE SITE, THE FIRST JOIN PAGE ASKS YOU FOR YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS, USERNAME AND PASSWORD. THIS JOIN PAGE IS NON-SECURE, SO IT'S OPEN FOR HACKING.
-AFTER YOU HAVE JOINED THE SITE, YOU ENTER YOUR USERNAME AND PASSWORD ON A NON-SECURE PAGE TO ENTER THE SITE.
CONS CONTINUED IN THE NEXT SECTION:
Bottom Line:
CONS (CONTINUED):
-SINCE THE MEMBER PAGES ARE NON-SECURE, YOUR ISP WILL HAVE A RECORD OF YOUR VISITS TO THE SITE AND NETWORK, WHICH IS AVAILABLE TO THE U.S. GOVERNMENT. THE U.S. GOVERNMENT HAS THE RIGHT TO SPY ON YOUR INTERNET VISITS. AND MOST OTHER WORLD GOVERNMENTS, AS WELL, I SUPPOSE.
-THE DOWNLOAD VIDEO FILE SIZES SEEM LARGE TO ME.
FOR EXAMPLE, THE VIDEO TITLED "LITTLE GIRL BIG PACKAGES", FEATURING VERONICA RODRIGUEZ, POSTED 2012-06-22, HAS A RUNTIME OF 45 MIN 46 SEC.
THE 720P FILE SIZE IS 1,681 MB.
THE 1080P FILE SIZE IS 3,318 MB.
THAT USES A LOT OF DISK SPACE.
SO YOU NEED TO BUY THE CURRENT LARGE SCALE HARD DRIVES, IF YOU WANT TO COLLECT THESE VIDEOS. THE OLDER HARD DRIVES FROM A FEW YEARS BACK WOULD RUN OUT OF SPACE TOO FAST.
START OF BOTTOM LINE:
SITE THEME: SMALL TEEN GIRLS GET THEIR PUSSIES STRETCHED BY HUGE COCKS.
THE GIRLS AT THIS SITE ARE SMALL, AND THEY ARE ALSO CUTE.
EXXXTRA SMALL SITE STATS:
VIDEOS: 193.
PHOTOSETS: 193 (ONE MATCHING PHOTOSET FOR EACH VIDEO).
THE VIDEOS ARE PROFESSIONALLY SHOT: GOOD CAMERA WORK, GOOD FRAMING, GOOD SOUND CONTROL, GOOD LIGHTING AND COLORS.
THEY ADD A BACK STORY TO THE VIDEOS TO MAKE THE SCENES MORE LIKE BOY MEETS GIRL AND FUCKS THE GIRL, INSTEAD OF JUST TWO BODIES BANGING TOGETHER. SO IF YOU'RE INTO FANTASY, THAT MIGHT BE A NICE TOUCH.
MOST OF THE VIDEOS ARE 1 GUY AND 1 GIRL, BUT THERE IS SOME VARIETY WITH 2 GIRLS ON A GUY, OR 2 GUYS ON A GIRL.
THE SITE AND NETWORK HAVE A LOT OF FEATURES TO MAKE THE SITE/NETWORK USER FRIENDLY.
YOU CAN STREAM THE FULL VIDEO, OR SELECTED CLIPS.
YOU CAN STREAM IN YOUR CHOICE OF DEFINITION.
YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE VIDEO IN YOUR CHOICE OF DEFINITION.
THERE IS A TRAILER FOR EACH VIDEO.
GOOD SEARCH ENGINE.
EACH VIDEO HAS LOTS OF TAGS TO HELP YOUR SEARCH.
BOTTOM LINE:
AS I PREVIOUSLY NOTED, THE MAJOR CON IS THAT SOME PU MEMBERS HAVE REPORTED TERRIBLE CONNECTION SPEEDS TO THE TEAM SKEET SITE.
WHICH RESULTS IN PROBLEMS WITH DOWNLOADING FILES, WATCHING A VIDEO STREAM, OR NAVIGATING THE SITE.
THE PROBLEMS SEEM HIT OR MISS.
IF YOU JOIN THE NETWORK AND CAN'T DOWNLOAD FILES, OR STREAM THE VIDEOS, OR HAVE OTHER NAVIGATION ISSUES, THE SITE AND NETWORK IS A FAIL, AND YOU SHOULD ASK FOR A REFUND.
BUT OTHER MEMBERS, MYSELF INCLUDED, SEEM TO HAVE FEW PROBLEMS WITH THE SITE/NETWORK.
THERE IS A HUGE AMOUNT OF HARDCORE TEEN PORN, IN DIFFERENT NICHES, WITH ATTRACTIVE MODELS, THAT MORE THAN JUSTIFIES THE JOIN PRICE OF $17.87/MONTH (WITH A PU DISCOUNT).
I'M GIVING THE SITE/NETWORK A SCORE OF 75.
THAT SCORE WOULD BE TOO HIGH IF YOU JOIN AND HAVE CONNECTIVITY PROBLEMS.
THAT SCORE WOULD BE TOO LOW IF YOU JOIN AND DON'T HAVE CONNECTIVITY PROBLEMS.
WAS IN A HOSPITAL AND THEN A NURSING HOME, SO DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO PORN FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS. BUT SINCE I WAS IN A LOT OF PAIN, PORN WAS AMONG THE LEAST OF MY CONCERNS AT THE TIME. TRYING TO GAIN STRENGTH TO WALK AND GET OUT OF THE NURSING HOME WAS THE IMPORTANT THING.
ONCE THEY STICK YOU IN A NURSING HOME, YOU NEED DOCTOR'S APPROVAL BEFORE YOU CAN BE RELEASED--UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO LOSE ACCESS TO YOUR MEDICAL BENEFITS. SO IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU ARE A PRISONER.
Current Member for over 1 year (at the time of review).
Pros:
NOTE: I'M WRITING IN CAP LETTERS, BECAUSE IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO WRITE AND EDIT. I'M NOT TRYING TO SHOUT OR BE RUDE.
PROS
-PU DISCOUNT OF $17.87/MONTH (RECURRING)
-CAN CHOOSE YOUR OWN USERNAME AND PASSWORD.
-EPOCH IS THE PRIMARY BILLER. A TRUSTED NAME.
-YOU CAN CHOOSE TO EITHER STREAM OR DOWNLOAD THE VIDEOS AND PHOTOSETS.
-YOU HAVE A CHOICE OF STREAMING OF LOW, MEDIUM, HIGH, OR HD(720P) DEFINITION.
-YOU HAVE A CHOICE OF DOWNLOAD OF LOW, MEDIUM, HIGH, HD(720P), HD(1080P) DEFINITION.
-MOST OF THE MODELS ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE. SOME OF THE VIDEOS CAN BE HOT.
Cons:
-THE USERNAME AND PASSWORD YOU CHOOSE ARE TRANSMITTED ON A NON-SECURE PAGE WHEN JOINING.
-SITE LOGIN PAGE AND MEMBER PAGES ARE NON-SECURE. THAT MEANS THAT YOUR ISP WILL HAVE A RECORD OF YOUR SITE VISITS, WHICH THE U.S. GOVERNMENT CAN ACCESS.
-PRE-CHECKED CROSS-SALE ON JOIN PAGE.
-SLOW UPDATE RATE. 4 VIDEOS IN LAST 12 MONTHS.
-CONTENT IS NON-EXCLUSIVE. IF YOU'VE BEEN A MEMBER OF TEEN MEGA WORLD OR THE DIESEL NETWORK, YOU'VE PROBABLY SEEN MOST OF THE VIDEOS AT RUB A TEEN BEFORE.
-SOME PU MEMBERS HAVE REPORTED TERRIBLE DOWNLOAD SPEEDS WITH THIS NETWORK.
-THE MODELS ARE EASTERN EUROPEAN. THE LANGUAGE SPOKEN IS PROBABLY RUSSIAN. NO SUBTITLES. BUT WHAT THE MODELS SAY WOULDN'T MEAN MUCH ANYWAY: THE MASSAGE AND SEX IS WHAT COUNTS.
-DEAD LINKS:
WHEN YOU ARE INSIDE THE MEMBER'S AREA:
IF YOU CLICK ON THE FAQ'S HOT LINK, IT BRINGS UP: ERROR 404: PAGE NOT FOUND.
TERMS HOT LINK, BRINGS UP: ERROR 404: PAGE NOT FOUND.
HELP HOT LINK, BRINGS UP: ERROR 404: PAGE NOT FOUND
Bottom Line:
IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN A MEMBER OF TEEN MEGA WORLD OR THE DIESEL ACCESS NETWORK, THESE MASSAGE VIDEOS WILL PROBABLY BE NEW TO YOU. THE GIRLS ARE ATTRACTIVE. SOME OF THE VIDEOS CAN BE HOT. RUB A TEEN CURRENTLY HAS 102 VIDEOS (AND MATCHING PHOTOSETS).
THE UPDATE RATE IS VERY SLOW: 4 NEW VIDEOS WERE ADDED OVER THE LAST 12 MONTHS.
HOWEVER, TO OFFSET THE SLOW UPDATE RATE, MEMBERSHIP IN RUB A TEEN INCLUDES ACCESS TO MOST OF THE TEAM SKEET SITES: THE NETWORK UPDATES WITH ONE NEW VIDEO DAILY.
THE TEAM SKEET NETWORK IS HIGHLY RATED BY SOME PU MEMBERS.
HOWEVER, AS I MENTIONED, SOME PU MEMBERS HAVE EXPERIENCED TERRIBLE DOWNLOAD SPEEDS AND NAVIGATION ISSUES. SO THOSE MEMBERS WOULD ADVISE AVOIDING A TEAM SKEET MEMBERSHIP (FOR ANY OF ITS SITES).
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SOME MEMBERS GET ACCEPTABLE DOWNLOAD SPEEDS FROM THE SITE, AND OTHER MEMBERS GET HORRIBLE DOWNLOAD SPEEDS. I WOULD NOT JOIN A SITE/NETWORK THAT SO MANY PU MEMBERS HAVE REPORTED PROBLEMS WITH. BUT THE PROBLEMS SEEM HIT OR MISS, AND THE CONTENTS OF MANY OF THE SITES DO APPEAL TO SOME PU MEMBERS.
YESTERDAY, I TESTED THE DOWNLOAD SPEEDS AT RUB A TEEN.
THE FIRST 4 VIDEOS I TRIED TO DOWNLOAD, THE DOWNLOADS FAILED.
A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER, I TRIED AGAIN.
I GOT 5 MB/s to 10 MB/s DOWNLOAD SPEEDS (THE FASTEST DOWNLOAD SPEEDS I'VE EVER GOTTEN FROM A PAYSITE), AND THE FILES DOWNLOADED COMPLETELY.
I TRIED AGAIN A FEW HOURS LATER, AND GOT BETWEEN 1 MB/s and 2.5 MB/s. THE DOWNLOADS COMPLETED.
BUT I WAS GETTING POOR NAVIGATION SPEEDS, TRYING TO SWITCH BETWEEN SITE PAGES, FOR ALL MY TRIALS.
THERE ARE CURRENTLY 27 SITES IN THE BASIC TEAM SKEET NETWORK YOU HAVE ACCESS TO WITH A MEMBERSHIP IN ANY ONE OF THE BASIC SITES:
THE NAME OF EACH SITE, WITH THE CURRENT NUMBER OF VIDEOS AT THAT SITE, ON 2017-10-21:
(I AM NOT LISTING THE TEAM SKEET SITES THAT REQUIRE AN EXTRA PAYMENT TO ACCESS):
BAD MILFS 21
BRACE FACED 9 CFNM TEENS 30
DYKED 35 EXXXTRA SMALL 193
GINGERPATCH 9 HER FRESHMAN YEAR 20 INNOCENT HIGH 443 LUST HD 95
MY BABYSITTERS CLUB 60 OYE LOCA 225
P.O.V. LIFE 157 RUB A TEEN 102 SELF DESIRE 30
SHE'S NEW 226 SOLO INTERVIEWS 144 STEP SIBLINGS 38 TEAM SKEET EXTRAS 116 TEEN CURVES 69 TEEN PIES 93 TEENS DO PORN 88
TEENS LOVE ANAL 57 TEENS LOVE MONEY 53 TEENY BLACK 81 THE REAL WORKOUT 101 THIS GIRL SUCKS 220 TITTY ATTACK 90
AFTER PU MEMBER PITYTHEFOOL POSTED A NEGATIVE COMMENT ABOUT THIS SITE, COMPLAINING HE HAD A PROBLEM CANCELLING HIS TRIAL SUBSCRIPTION, THERE WERE 8 COMMENTS TOUTING THIS SITE FROM NEW PU MEMBERS.
SLIGHTLY SUSPICIOUS.
SPAM? OR A WASTE OF PU SITE SPACE?
IF THE SUSPICIOUS COMMENTS ARE DELETED, THEN PU CAN DELETE THIS COMMENT, AS WELL.
Current Member for over 2 months (at the time of review).
Pros:
I AM WRITING IN CAPS BECAUSE IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO READ AND WRITE. NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE OR SHOUT.
-$14.95 FOR FIRST MONTH WITH PU DISCOUNT. RECURS AT $29.95/MONTH.
-SECURE LOGIN PAGE.
-SECURE MEMBER SITE PAGES.
-SOME TRANNY MODELS CAN BE SURPRISINGLY ATTRACTIVE, ONCE YOU WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THE FACT THEY ARE TRANNYS. THIS IS A NICHE, BUT IT'S BEING INCREASINGLY ACCEPTED BY SOCIETY, AS SHOWN BY THE SAG AND GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS GIVEN TO THE TRANSPARENT SERIES AND ACTORS. HAVING SAID THAT, I'M STRAIGHT, AND I THINK IT WOULD BE EASIER TO WATCH TWO GAY MEN HAVING SEX INSTEAD OF A TRANNY AND A MALE PARTNER.
-CHOICE OF DOWNLOAD DEFINITION FROM 160p TO 1080p.
-CHOICE OF STREAMING DEFINITION FROM 160p TO 1080p.
-THE VIDEOS ARE PROFESSIONALLY SHOT: EXCELLENT LIGHTING, GOOD FOCUS, GOOD SOUND CONTROL.
-NO DRM.
-LONG TIME BEFORE SITE TIME-OUT.
-NO DOWNLOAD LIMITS.
-SITE ACCEPTS DOWNLOAD MANAGERS.
Cons:
-UPDATES EVERY FEW DAYS. EXCEPT NO UPDATES IN SEPTEMBER 2017.
-I CAN'T FIND A MODEL LISTING FOR THE TRANNY PROS AT THE SITE (IF YOU WANT TO FIND WHAT VIDEOS A TRANNY APPEARS IN).
-YOU CAN'T EXPECT PORN MODELS TO BE PROFESSIONAL ACTORS, BUT THE MODELS/STUNT COCKS AT TRANNY PROS WOULD BE MORE CONVINCING IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO SPEAK. OR YOU COULD JUST MUTE THE SOUND.
-SITE/NETWORK UPDATED THE STRUCTURE A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO. MADE THE SITE/NETWORK APPEAR BRIGHTER, MORE MODERN. EXCEPT IT MESSED UP THE NAVIGATION: MAKING IT HARDER TO FIND THE SEPARATE SITES, WHAT THE VIDEOS ARE IN A SITE, HOW TO SWITCH BETWEEN SITES.
ACCESS TO ANY ONE OF THE 5 SITES LISTED ABOVE WOULD NORMALLY BE WORTH THE LOW MEMBERSHIP PRICE OF $14.95 FOR THE FIRST MONTH.
HOWEVER, THE NETWORK DID AN UPDATE A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO, MAKING NAVIGATING THE SITES MORE DIFFICULT. THE OLD STRUCTURE WAS MUCH EASIER TO USE, TO SEE WHAT EACH SITE HAD TO OFFER, TO ACCESS THE SITE VIDEOS. ELIMINATING THE DROP-DOWN-LISTING WAS A MAJOR MISTAKE.
TRANNY PROS SITE HAS 645 VIDEOS. THESE ARE PROFESSIONALLY SHOT VIDEOS, SO IT'S A LARGE SITE, AND THE UPDATES KEEP COMING. SO I ASSUME THERE IS DEMAND FOR THE NICHE.
I'M GIVING THE SITE A SCORE OF 80. THAT IS BASED ON:
-THE LARGE NUMBER OF GOOD QUALITY VIDEOS;
-THE SECURE SITE LOGIN AND SECURE SITE MEMBER PAGES;
-THE ACCESS TO THE FAME DIGITAL NETWORK SITES, WHICH IS A MAJOR HARDCORE NETWORK;
-THE CUSTOMER SUPPORT TEAM IS FIRST-RATE AND IS 24/7. THE CHAT ANSWERS IN A FEW MINUTES, AND CAN BE BOTH HELPFUL AND PATIENT.
-I'M DEDUCTING 10 POINTS FROM THE SCORE, BECAUSE I THINK THE NETWORK UPDATE IMPLEMENTED ABOUT 2 MONTHS AGO MADE NAVIGATING THE SEPARATE SITES HARDER.
I THINK THE TRANNY PROS SITE IS LARGE AND EXCELLENT FOR THE NICHE. THIS SITE/NETWORK HAS PUT A LOT OF TIME AND MONEY AND EFFORT INTO MAKING THE SITE CONTENTS.
USE THE CHAT FOR EVIL ANGEL.
ASK IF THEY CAN HELP YOU GET A REFUND ON YOUR FUCKBUDDY SUBSCRIPTION.
THAT'S A LONGSHOT, BECAUSE EVIL ANGEL IS SEPARATE FROM FUCKBUDDY.
BUT THE CHAT IS THE EASIEST WAY TO CONTACT SOMEONE WHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP.
IF CHAT CAN'T HELP, CONTACT THE DEBIT ACCOUNT COMPANY, AND DISPUTE THE PAYMENT.
I HAVEN'T DEALT WITH A DEBIT ACCOUNT MYSELF, BUT MOST CREDIT CARD COMPANIES I'VE DEALT WITH HAVE BEEN BOTH FRIENDLY AND HELPFUL IF I DISPUTE A PAYMENT-AND IMMEDIATELY GIVE ME A CREDIT FOR THE DISPUTED CHARGE (AFTER ALLOWING FOR PROCESSING TIME).
JUST TELL THE DEBIT ACCOUNT COMPANY YOU ARE BEING CHARGED FOR A SUBSCRIPTION THAT YOU DID NOT INTEND TO JOIN, AND DID NOT USE THEIR SERVICES.
AND THAT THE CUSTOMER SUPPORT IS NOT AVAILABLE TO REFUND YOUR PURCHASE PRICE.
WHICH IS ALL TRUE.
IF DEBIT ACCOUNT TELEPHONE ACCESS SUPPORT IS AVAILABLE, THAT'S THE FASTEST WAY TO SETTLE THE MATTER. UNLESS THEY HAVE A CHAT LINE OPEN.
CHAT WOULD GIVE YOU A WRITTEN RECORD OF THE PROBLEM.
BAREFOOT. KEEP IT SIMPLE.
BUT NYLONS AND OTHER STOCKINGS/HOSIERY/WHATEVER-YOU-CALL-IT CAN MAKE A NICE CHANGE OF PACE AND SET OFF A GIRLS LEGS ATTRACTIVELY.
FuckBuddy.nl IS NOT PART OF THE EVIL ANGEL WEBSITE.
EVIL ANGEL JOIN SITES (ALONG WITH MANY OTHER PORN WEB SITE JOIN PAGES) OFTEN HAVE A PRE-CHECKED CROSS-SELL.
YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY SIGNED UP TO WHAT IS A TRIAL SUBSCRIPTION TO A DIFFERENT MEMBERSHIP, UNLESS YOU UNCHECK THE PRE-CHECKED CROSS-SALE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOUR FUCKBUDDY.NL SUBSCRIPTION HAPPENED.
IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A CROSS-SALE ON AN EVIL ANGEL JOIN PAGE.
YOU ARE NOT GIVING MUCH DETAILS ON WHAT HAPPENED.
IF YOU DID JOIN FUCKBUDDY.NL, WHICH YOU APPEAR TO HAVE DONE, YOU NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR: WHAT THE PAYMENTS ARE, TERMS OF MEMBERSHIP, ETC.
SO CONTACT THE CUSTOMER SUPPORT AT FUCKBUDDY.NL, AND HOPE THAT THEY ARE RESPONSIVE: A LOT OF CUSTOMER SUPPORT TEAMS AT PORN SITES ARE NOT RESPONSIVE, AND OFTENTIMES DON'T REPLY TO REQUESTS FOR HELP.
HOWEVER, YOU CAN USE THE CHAT AT EVIL ANGEL. WHICH IS NORMALLY VERY RESPONSIVE. IT'S FREE.
ASK THEM FOR WHATEVER INFORMATION ABOUT FUCKBUDDY YOU NEED.
DO YOU WANT TO BE A MEMBER OF FUCKBUDDY?
THAT'S YOUR CHOICE.
CHAT IS FREE. AND IT'S MUCH FASTER THAN WAITING FOR EMAILS FROM CUSTOMER SUPPORT.
SO USE THE EVIL ANGEL CHAT SERVICE.
YOU LISTED THIS COMMENT ON THE EVIL ANGEL WEBSITE LISTING AT PORN USERS.COM.
FuckBuddy.nl IS NOT PART OF THE EVIL ANGEL WEBSITE.
FuckBuddy.nl IS A DATING SERVICE. FOR SEX. BUT THEY STATE THEY ARE NOT A DATING SERVICE. BUT A HOOK-UP SERVICE FOR SEX.
(IT'S A DUTCH SERVICE, SO THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING LOST IN THE TRANSLATION OF WHAT IS DATING, WHAT IS HOOK-UP FOR SEX.)
SO, SOMEHOW, YOU SIGNED UP FOR THEIR DATING SERVICE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TERMS ARE, MEMBERSHIP FEES, WHATEVER.
YOU NEED TO CONTACT THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE TO FIND OUT THOSE THINGS.
IF YOU SIGNED UP BY MISTAKE, PERHAPS YOU CAN CANCEL YOUR MEMBERSHIP.
SINCE YOU ALREADY PAID FOR THE MEMBERSHIP (AND CANCELLED), I WOULD SUGGEST TRYING TO GET YOUR COMPLETE MONEY'S WORTH.
THERE ARE A LOT OF VIDEOS (AND PHOTOSETS--IF YOU ARE INTO PHOTOSETS) THAT ARE WORTH COLLECTING.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A MAJOR NETWORK, WITH A HUGE AMOUNT OF CUTE TEENS.
AND SOME OF THE VIDEOS ARE GOOD TO EXCELLENT.
AS WELL AS THE PHOTOS.
I USUALLY GET AROUND 2 MB/sec FOR MY DOWNLOAD SPEEDS. WHICH IS NOT GREAT, BUT IT'S ACCEPTABLE, FROM THE SITE AND NETWORK. MY MAX CONNECTION IS RATED 12.5 MB/sec, BUT I DON'T GET ANYWHERE NEAR THAT FROM ANY OF THE SITES I'VE EVER JOINED.
BUT I ENJOY THIS SITE AND NETWORK, BOTH FOR THE MODEL SELECTION, AND I THINK A LOT OF THE VIDEOS ARE HOT.
THEY DON'T GLAMORIZE THE MODELS LIKE A GLAMOURCON SITE, BUT MANY OF THE MODELS ARE CUTE ENOUGH THAT THEIR CUTENESS SHOWS THROUGH.
BUT I AGREE THAT A SLOW CONNECTION CAN BE FRUSTRATING AS HELL, AND TAKES AWAY FROM ENJOYING A SITE.
I'VE DONE THE SAME THING AS YOU, JOINED A SITE, THEN GOT SO FRUSTRATED BY SITE GLITCHES THAT I BARELY USED THE SITE.
BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM WITH EITHER THIS SITE OR NETWORK.
THANKFULLY.
COMPUTERS CAN BE FUNNY. BECAUSE I'VE HEARD SOME COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE TEAM SKEET NETWORK FROM MEMBERS THAT EXPERIENCED HORRIBLE DOWNLOAD SPEEDS.
BUT AGAIN, I'VE BEEN PRETTY LUCKY WITH THAT NETWORK, AND MY CONNECTIONS ARE USUALLY OK FOR THEM.
Current Member for over 2 months (at the time of review).
Pros:
NOTE: I AM WRITING IN CAPS BECAUSE IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO READ AND WRITE. NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE OR SHOUT.
-SECURE LOGIN PAGE.
-SECURE SITE PAGES.
-CHOICE OF DEFINITIONS FOR STREAMING AND/OR DOWNLOAD FOR SOME OF THE MORE RECENT VIDEOS:
160p, 240p, 360p, 480p, 540p, 720p, 1080p.
-YOU GET THE SAME CHOICES OF DEFINITION FOR YOUR DOWNLOAD OF THE VIDEO FILE.
-FILES DOWNLOAD WITH THE DEFAULT NAME OF THE TITLE + THE MODEL, BUT YOU PROBABLY WANT TO ADD MORE DETAILS TO THE FILENAME FOR RECORD-KEEPING.
-FIRST MONTH PU/TBP DISCOUNT OF $14.95. RECURS AT $29.95/MONTH.
-24/7 CUSTOMER SUPPORT THAT IS VERY RESPONSIVE (CHAT).
-CONFIRMING EMAILS ON JOIN GIVE COMPLETE DETAILS: LOGIN DETAILS, CREDIT CARD USED (LAST 4 DIGITS), PRICE AND TERMS OF MEMBERSHIP.
Cons:
-NETWORK AND SITE STRUCTURE RECENTLY UPDATED. MAKING THE SITE AND NETWORK HARDER TO USE.
-SOMETIMES THERE IS A SURVEY PAGE, ASKING FOR PERSONAL DETAILS. I WAS WILLING TO START FILLING OUT ONE SURVEY, BUT THEN THEY STARTED ASKING A LOT OF PERSONAL DETAILS, AND I DON'T THINK IT'S SMART TO GIVE OUT SO MANY DETAILS ABOUT YOURSELF TO A SURVEY-ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING ALL THE HACKING THAT'S BEEN EXPOSED IN THE NEWPAPERS RECENTLY.
THIS SURVEY WANTED TO KNOW MY AGE, LEVEL OF EDUCATION, IF I AM REGISTERED TO VOTE, IF I VOTED IN THE LAST NATIONAL ELECTION, WHO I VOTED FOR, ETC. ETC. I MEAN, IT WAS RIDICULOUS.
-UPDATED HOT LINKS AT THE SITE/NETWORK ARE MUCH LESS RESPONSIVE THAN THE OLD HOT LINKS WERE.
-UPDATED HOT LINKS ARE HARDER TO FIND.
-WHEN YOU STREAM A VIDEO, IF YOU MAKE AN ADJUSTMENT (PAUSE THE VIDEO, OR SWITCH FROM FULL-SCREEN TO SMALLER VIEW), THE SOUND HAS A TENDENCY TO GO MUTE. THIS IS A COMMON PROBLEM FOR ALL THE NETWORK SITES.
Bottom Line:
SITE STATS (FROM A WEB PAGE, WHICH IS OFTEN MISLEADING OR OUTDATED):
MOVIES 1357
DVDs 361
PORNSTARS 1338
PICTURES 0
I HAVE A PARTIAL APOLOGY TO MAKE.
I CRITICIZED THE RECENT UPDATE TO THE FAME DIGITAL NETWORK, SAYING IT MADE THE NETWORK SITES HARDER TO NAVIGATE.
THAT IS STILL TRUE.
I NORMALLY WATCH PORN ON A 5-YEAR-OLD LAPTOP WITH A 14" SCREEN.
WATCHING THE FAME DIGITAL NETWORK SITES ON A NEWER, 25" MONITOR, GIVES
A MUCH BRIGHTER PICTURE, AND IT'S EASIER TO SEE WHAT'S ON THE SCREEN.
WHEN I WROTE THE RECENT FAME DIGITAL UPDATE (MADE A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO) WAS A HORRIBLE MISTAKE, I WAS OVER-REACTING. THE UPDATE DOES MAKE THE SITE AND NETWORK HARDER TO NAVIGATE, BUT IT'S NOT AS BAD AS WHAT I FIRST THOUGHT, BECAUSE ON MY LAPTOP MONITOR I COULDN'T MAKE OUT ALL THE LINKS THAT ARE SHOWN.
A BETTER MONITOR MAKES SOME OF THE LINKS EASIER TO FIND.
HOWEVER, THE OLD STRUCTURE WAS EASIER TO USE:
TO SEE WHAT NETWORK SITES YOU HAVE ACCESS TO;
TO NAVIGATE BETWEEN SITES;
TO NAVIGATE INSIDE A SITE.
SO THE NETWORK UPDATE IS A MISTAKE, BECAUSE IT MAKES USING THE SITE/NETWORK CONTENTS HARDER.
AND THAT TAKES AWAY FROM THE VALUE OF THE SITE/NETWORK.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WRITE A SITE INSTRUCTION MANUAL INSIDE A REVIEW.
BUT UNLESS YOU PLAY AROUND, YOU WON'T HAVE ACCESS TO A LOT OF THE NETWORK CONTENTS--YOU WON'T KNOW IT'S THERE, THE OLDER STRUCTURE HAD SIMPLER NAVIGATION.
MAYBE YOU CAN CALL CUSTOMER SUPPORT, AND ASK FOR HELP NAVIGATING THE SITE.
I CALLED CUSTOMER SUPPORT, AND THEY WERE HELPFUL GETTING ME INTO DEVILS FILM SITE.
AT THE DEVILS FILM WEBSITE, I ENTERED MY CURRENT LOGIN DETAILS, AND THE PAGE GAVE ME AN ERROR MESSAGE THAT MY LOGIN DETAILS WERE INCORRECT.
I CALLED CUSTOMER SERVICE, THEY TOLD ME TO TRY CLEARING MY CACHE.
THAT WORKED.
THE SITE (EVIDENTLY) REFUSED ME ENTRANCE BECAUSE MY PC HAD STORED THE LOGIN DETAILS FROM A PREVIOUS MEMBERSHIP.
SO CUSTOMER SERVICE IS AVAILABLE 24/7, AND THEY RESPOND WITHIN A FEW MINUTES IF YOU START A CHAT.
SOME OF THE MODELS LOOK LIKE TEENS, BUT MANY DO NOT.
ANOTHER SITE CON IS THAT THE SITE IS NOT CLEARLY SEPARATED FROM THE OTHER NETWORK SITES: THE SITE SHOWS THUMBNAILS (OF THE VIDEOS), AND YOU DON'T REALIZE UNTIL YOU CLICK THE VIDEO THAT IT'S FROM ANOTHER SITE. WHAT'S INSIDE THE "GIVE ME TEENS SITE" IS NOT SEPARATED CLEARLY.
AND YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT, WHILE WATCHING A VIDEO, WHAT SITE THE VIDEO BELONGS TO.
IT'S A JUMBLED MESS.
GIVING THE SITE A SCORE OF 75.
THERE ARE MUCH BETTER SITES AVAILABLE, BOTH FOR THE QUALITIES OF THEIR MODELS, AND SITE EASE OF USE.
SO WHY AM I GIVING IT A SCORE IN THE 70s?
NOT FOR THE SITE ITSELF.
THIS SITE IS PART OF THE FAME DIGITAL NETWORK.
WHICH HAS SOME SITES WORTH VIEWING: ROCCO SIFFREDI PETER NORTH DEVILS FILM
I'M GIVING THE SITE, "GIVE ME TEENS", A SCORE OF 75.
I WISH THEY WOULD BRING BACK THE OLD DROP-DOWN-MENU, WHICH MADE SITE NAVIGATION EASIER.
Astronaut Space Suit or Disposable Hazmat Suit.
Think of the rewards you will find, stripping a nubile blonde from her protective gear.
The sense of mastery, of power!
Halloween is coming, and we need to keep our senses keen, with a bit of imagination.
(joke).
I WENT TO SOME GLAMOURCON CONVENTIONS, WHICH WERE PROMOTED BY HUGH HEFNER, AND MAINLY FEATURED PAST PLAYBOY PLAYMATES, WITH SOME OTHER PIN-UP MODELS. THE CONVENTIONS WERE HELD IN CHICAGO AND LA.
I WENT TO THE LA CONVENTIONS, WHICH WERE IN MY GENERAL AREA.
I GUESS THE INTEREST IN THE GLAMOURCON CONVENTIONS DROPPED, BECAUSE THEY USED TO BE TWICE A YEAR FOR MANY YEARS, BUT THE LAST GLAMOURCON CONVENTION WAS IN 2014.
THE FIRST GLAMOURCON WAS IN 1993, I THINK.
SO WOULD GLAMOURCON BE CONSIDERED PORN?
IT WAS MAINLY SOFTCORE EROTIC. NO NUDITY AT THE CONVENTION (EXCEPT FOR PHOTOS OF PLAYMATES AND OTHER PINUPS).
A CHANCE FOR PAST PLAYMATES TO MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY, IF THEY WERE LUCKY, SELLING AUTOGRAPHED PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES.
I'M SURPRISED AT THE LOW QUALITY OF THE VIDS.
THEY ARE PROFESSIONALLY SHOT, GOOD FOCUS, GOOD LIGHTING, GOOD SOUND CONTROL.
BUT THE DEFINITION IS LOW.
A RECENT VID POSTED 02/27/2015 FROM A DVD IS OFFERED IN:
160p
240p
360p
480p
THAT IS FOR BOTH STREAMING, AND FOR DOWNLOADING.
TEEN MEGA WORLD, WHICH USED TO BE LOW-GRADE HARDCORE, NOW OFFERS 4K DEFINITION FOR SOME OF THE VIDS.
AND MOST OF THEIR RECENT VIDS OFFER UP TO 1080p.
Current Member for over 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros:
I AM WRITING IN CAPS BECAUSE IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO READ AND WRITE. NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE OR SHOUT.
-SECURE LOGIN PAGE. A NICE FEATURE.
-YOU GET 2 CONFIRMING EMAIL ON JOINING THE SITE. THEY GIVE YOUR LOGIN DETAILS, MEMBERSHIP DETAILS (PRICE, LENGTH OF MEMBERSHIP, LAST 4 DIGITS OF CREDIT CARD USED). ALL THESE DETAILS ARE HANDY IF NEEDED.
-SUPPORT IS 24/7, AND IS RESPONSIVE. I'VE CONTACTED CHAT SUPPORT TWICE, AND BOTH TIMES THEY RESPONDED WITHIN A FEW MINUTES, WHICH IS AMAZING FOR A PORN SITE SUPPORT.
-NO DRM. NO DOWNLOAD LIMITS.
-ACCEPTS DOWNLOAD MANAGERS.
-SITE IS PART OF THE FAME DIGITAL NETWORK, WHICH IS A LARGE NETWORK OF HARDCORE SITES.
Cons:
-THEY DID A SITE/NETWORK UPDATE RECENTLY. MADE THE SITE/NETWORK LOOK BRIGHTER, MORE MODERN.
HOWEVER, IT'S NOW HARDER TO NAVIGATE THE DIFFERENT SITES.
THAT IS A MAJOR MISTAKE: MAKING THE SITE AND NETWORK HARDER TO USE.
I'M DEDUCTING 18 POINTS FROM THE SITE SCORE, BECAUSE IT'S HARD AS HECK FOR ME TO SWITCH FROM ONE SITE TO ANOTHER, TO ENTER A SITE.
THE OLD LAYOUT WAS:
1. FAMILIAR, EASIER TO USE.
2. HAD THE HOT LINKS EASILY VISIBLE.
3. THE HOT LINKS WERE FAST AND RESPONSIVE.
THE NEW LAYOUT:
1. SEEMS LIKE A FUCKING JUMBLED MESS.
2. HAVE TO SEARCH FOR THE HOT LINKS.
3. THE NEW HOT LINKS SEEM TO BE SLOW TO RESPOND.
I SUGGEST BRINGING BACK THE OLDER STRUCTURE, THAT WAS WORKABLE, EVEN IF IT WASN'T FLASHY OR BRIGHTLY-COLORED.
OR GIVE THE MEMBERSHIP A CHOICE OF THE USING THE OLD STRUCTURE OR THE NEWER STRUCTURE.
Bottom Line:
SILVIA SAINT IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN PORN.
SHE WAS PENTHOUSE PET OF YEAR IN 1996 IN THE CZECH EDITION.
1996 SEEMS LIKE ANCIENT HISTORY IN THE WORLD OF PORN MODELS, BUT THIS WOMAN STILL LOOKS ATTRACTIVE.
SHE'S NOT A TEEN ANY MORE, BUT FOR A WOMAN BORN 1976-02-12, HER PHYSICAL SHAPE IS JUST AMAZING.
ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING SHE'S BEEN IN OVER 300 PORN MOVIES, WHICH NORMALLY WEARS THESE MODELS OUT FAST.
BUT IF YOU WATCH HER VIDEOS, SHE'S ENERGETIC, ENTHUSIASTIC, AND FUN-LOVING, WITHOUT A LOT OF OVER-THE-TOP FALSE THEATRICS THAT MANY PORN STARS USE.
SHE COMES ACROSS AS A REAL PERSON, WHICH IS RARE IN PORN.
MOST OF THE MOVIES SILVIA PERFORMS IN ARE LESBIAN SEX MOVIES.
IN INTERVIEW ON HER SITE, SHE STATES THAT SHE IS STRAIGHT.
SO WHY CHOOSE LESBIAN PORN?
PROBABLY A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT REASONS, THAT SHE DOESN'T BOTHER TO STATE.
THE SITE FEATURES SILVIA FROM HER EARLY DAYS TO TODAY.
EXCEPT I HAVE A HARD TIME ORGANIZING THE VIDEOS INTO SECTIONS THAT MAKE SENSE TO ME.
SILVIA DOES NOT ACT IN MOST OF THE NEWER VIDEOS.
SILVIA SAINT IS A FAN FAVORITE. BUT I THINK THEY FUCKED UP THE SITE AND NETWORK WITH THE RECENT UPGRADE.
I'M GIVING THE SITE A SCORE OF 70. THAT'S IN SPITE OF NETWORK ACCESS, WHICH NORMALLY BRINGS A SITE'S SCORE INTO THE 80s. BUT FINDING THE CONTENT FROM THIS SITE, AND THE NETWORK SITES, IS DIFFICULT, INSTEAD OF THE SIMPLE, EASY WAY IT USED TO BE.
ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO DOWNLOAD THE MOVIE FROM LOVE HAIRY.
JUST LOOK AT THE COVER PHOTOGRAPH OF THE MOVIE AT LOVE HAIRY:
IT'S THE SAME COVER PHOTOGRAPH USED AT THE LIFE EROTIC SITE:
THE LOVE HAIRY COVER SHOWS "THE LIFE EROTIC" SITE, NOT THE "LOVE HAIRY" SITE, IN THE PHOTOGRAPH.
(YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THE LOVE HAIRY COVER WITH THE CONTENT SHOWN, NOT THE CLEAN COVER THAT REMOVES ALL THE CONTENT DETAILS.)
HOPE THIS HELPS.
DO I GET A GOLD STAR, LIKE THEY USED TO GIVE OUT IN GRAMMAR SCHOOL, BACK WHEN I WAS IN GRAMMAR SCHOOL?
AMANDA, IF YOU WANT TO DO A STEP BY STEP COMPARISON OF CONTENT POSTED AT LOVE HAIRY AND THE SAME CONTENT AT ONE OF THE METART SISTER SITES:
1. LOOK AT ANY PHOTOSET POSTED AT LOVE HAIRY.
2. CHECK THE POSTING DATE, AND THE TITLE/MODEL.
3. LOOK AT THE DEFAULT TITLE OF THE SET.
THE DEFAULT TITLE OF THE SET SHOWS THE METART SISTER SITE WHERE THE SAME CONTENT WAS ALSO POSTED.
FOR EXAMPLE:
MODEL: DAKOTA
TITLE OF PHOTOSET: Teniri
DATE POSTED AT LOVE HAIRY: Sep 12, 2017
DOWNLOAD THE LOVE HAIRY LOW-RES ZIP FILE OF THE PHOTOSET (CHOOSE LOW-RES, FOR FASTER DOWNLOAD TIME).
CHECK THE TITLE OF THE ZIP FILE: MetArt_2017-09-12_TENIRI-DAKOTA-by-MATISS_315d5_low
METART (AND LOVE HAIRY) IS NOT TRYING TO HIDE THAT THEY ARE SHARING CONTENT.
IF YOU CHECK THE METART.COM SITE, YOU WILL SEE THAT THE SAME PHOTOSET WAS POSTED ON THE SAME DATE AT METART.COM.
THE SAME APPLIES TO ALL THE PHOTOSETS I CHECKED.
MODEL: ULIA
TITLE OF PHOTOSET: Zacine
DATE POSTED AT LOVE HAIRY: Aug 31, 2017
LOVE HAIRY LOW-RES ZIP FILE OF THE PHOTOSET IS TITLED: MetArt_2017-08-31_ZACINE-ULIA-by-RON-OFFLIN_8de5b_low
CHECK THE METART.COM SITE, YOU WILL SEE THE SAME PHOTOSET WAS POSTED ON THE SAME DATE AT METART.COM.
IF YOU ARE INTO HAIRY WOMEN, THE SITE IS WORTH JOINING.
JUST BE AWARE THAT MOST OR ALL OF THE CONTENT WAS PREVIOUSLY PUBLISHED AT OTHER SITES ON THE METART NETWORK. OTHERWISE, WITHOUT THAT UNDERSTANDING, YOU WOULD PROBABLY FEEL CHEATED IF YOU WERE A REGULAR MEMBER NETWORK MEMBER, AND JOINED THIS SITE LOOKING FOR NEW CONTENT.
BOTTOM LINE:
MAYBE IT'S JUST ME: BUT WHEN I ENTER THE METART.COM SITE, MY BRAIN JUST SHUTS DOWN SLIGHTLY. I KNOW THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL MODELS PRESENTED ALMOST EVERY DAY, BUT IT'S JUST TOO MUCH. I DON'T APPRECIATE THEM LIKE I SHOULD.
BACK IN THE 1960s AND 1970s, WHEN PLAYBOY AND PENTHOUSE CAME OUT WITH THEIR MONTHLY MAGAZINES, THERE WAS THE THRILL OF ANTICIPATION, OF SEEING BEAUTIFUL WOMEN EXPOSED. EACH SPREAD HAD 15 PHOTOS OR LESS, BUT THE IMPACT WAS MUCH GREATER THAN THE PHOTOSETS AT METART OR FEMJOY OR MPL STUDIOS WHICH HAVE OVER 100 PHOTOS EACH, BUT MANY OF THE PHOTOS ARE ALMOST DUPLICATES OF EACH OTHER, OR THE MODELS ARE PUT INTO TWISTY, UNNATURAL POSITIONS TO EXPOSE THEIR CUNT OR ASSHOLE, AND THESE MODERN PHOTOSETS DON'T HAVE THE IMPACT THE PLAYBOY OR PENTHOUSE PHOTOSETS DID. IN SPITE OF THE TECHNICAL ADVANCES IN PHOTOGRPAHY THAT CAN NOW SHOW YOU ALL THE GLORY OF 4K. WHICH IS NOT THAT WONDERFUL. WHO WANTS TO SEE PIMPLES AND RAZOR BURNS AND TATTOOS ON THEIR FAVORITE MODELS?
SOME PEOPLE, MIGHT. BUT NOT ME.
FOR ME, LOVE HAIRY IS A NICE CHANGE OF PACE FROM METART.COM.
I THINK IT'S WORTH JOINING. ESPECIALLY SINCE THE PRICE IS LOW: $7.99/MONTH, OR $60/YEAR.
I'M THINKING ABOUT A LOW-COST SUB TO THIS SITE.
Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros:
I AM WRITING IN CAPS BECAUSE IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO READ AND WRITE. NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE OR SHOUT.
-PART OF THE METART NETWORK. SO YOU CAN ASSUME THE PRODUCTION VALUES AND MODELS AND PHOTOGRAPHY/VIDEOGRAPHY ARE HIGH QUALITY.
-LOW MEMBERSHIP PRICE. $7.99/MONTH. $60/YEAR.
-SOMETIMES YOU CAN SIGN UP FOR A FREE 2-DAY FULL TRIAL THROUGH A METART NETWORK SITE. HOWEVER, AFTER THE 2 DAY TRIAL, THE MEMBERSHIP RENEWS AT $19.00/MONTH, UNLESS YOU CANCEL FIRST. SO IF YOU WANT AN EXTENDED MEMBERSHIP, CANCEL THE TRIAL AND JOIN THROUGH THE PU LINK FOR A MUCH LOWER PRICE.
-YOU GET A CONFIRMING EMAIL IF YOU TAKE THE 2-DAY FREE TRIAL. THIS IS NEEDED BECAUSE YOU ARE ASSIGNED A PASSWORD BY THE SYSTEM, INSTEAD OF CHOOSING YOUR OWN. SO TO USE THE TRIAL, YOU NEED THE PASSWORD.
-SUPPORT IS 24/7, AND IS EXCELLENT.
-PHOTOS ARE IN LOW, MEDIUM AND HIGH RESOLUTION.
-ZIP FILES FOR EACH PHOTOSET IN LOW, MEDIUM, HIGH DEFINITION.
-VIDEOS ARE ALSO IN LOW, MEDIUM AND HIGH RESOLUTION.
Cons:
-PRE-CHECKED CROSS-SALE ON JOIN PAGE.
-THE CONFIRMING EMAIL GIVES YOU YOUR USERNAME AND PASSWORD. BUT IT DOES NOT SPELL OUT THE TERMS OF YOUR MEMBERSHIP. THAT WAS SHOWN ON THE INTRO PAGES FOR YOUR JOIN PAGES. ALL THE CONFIRMING EMAIL SHOWS IS YOUR USER NAME AND PASSWORD AND THE SITE YOU HAVE ACCESS TO: IT DOES NOT STATE HOW LONG THE TRIAL RUNS, THE MEMBERSHIP TRIAL PRICE, OR THAT THE TRIAL TURNS INTO A MONTHLY MEMBERSHIP AT $19.00 WHEN THE TRIAL ENDS UNLESS CANCELLED.
-THE TRIAL MEMBERSHIP USES ROCKETGATE BILLER. THE NORMAL BILLERS ARE CCBILL AND EPOCH, WHICH ARE BETTER KNOWN. I'VE HAD NO PROBLEMS WITH ROCKETGATE IN THE PAST, BUT CCBILL AND EPOCH ARE EASIER TO USE, MORE FAMILIAR.
-MUCH OF THE CONTENT WAS PREVIOUSLY PUBLISHED ON OTHER SITES IN THE METART NETWORK.
I'M GUESSING THAT MANY OF THE PHOTOSETS WERE PREVIOUSLY PUBLISHED ON METART.COM, SINCE THAT IS THE LARGEST SITE IN THE NETWORK.
BUT THERE IS ALSO SOME CONTENT FROM OTHER SITES IN THE NETWORK, SUCH AS THE LIFE EROTIC.
Bottom Line:
CONS (CONTINUED):
WHENEVER A MODEL HAS UNSHAVEN PUBIC HAIR, HER CONTENT MIGHT APPEAR ON LOVE HAIRY AFTER FIRST APPEARING ON ONE OF THE METART NETWORK SISTER SITES.
I AM UNSURE IF ANY CONTENT IS EXCLUSIVE TO THE LOVE HAIRY SITE.
THE ONLY WAY TO CHECK WOULD BE IF THE SITE ITSELF PUT OUT A NOTICE ON THE SITE'S CONTENT, BREAKING IT DOWN INTO EXCLUSIVE AND NON-EXCLUSIVE CONTENT, WHICH IS PROBABLY A NEGATIVE FACTOR TO ADVERTISE.
AT MANY PORN SITES, YOU CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY ADVERTISE, BECAUSE THE CLAIMS ARE EITHER OUT-OF-DATE OR OUTRIGHT LIES.
THE METART NETWORK ENJOYS A HIGHER STATUS: YOU CAN TRUST WHAT THEY WRITE, WHAT THEY ADVERTISE.
LET ME MODIFY THAT: THE SITE USES HYPERBOLE IN DESCRIBING THEIR MODELS: THE METART MODELS ARE, IN THE WORDS OF THE METART STAFF, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD. THE LEVEL OF PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS OF THE MODELS IS EXTREMELY HIGH, BUT TO THINK THEIR MODELS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD IS JUST OVERKILL.
THE METART STAFF SPEND A LOT OF TIME TRYING TO KEEP THE METART NETWORK RUNNING AS SMOOTHLY AS POSSIBLE.
RECENTLY, THERE HAVE BEEN SOME TECHNICAL ISSUES AT THE METART NETWORK SITES: PROBLEMS LOGGING IN TO THE SITES, PROBLEMS DISPLAYING OR DOWNLOADING THE CONTENTS, ETC. BUT OVER TIME, THE NETWORK HAS BEEN ONE OF THE BETTER NETWORKS TO JOIN.
-I DON'T LIKE THE SOFTWARE MECHANISM FOR VIEWING PHOTOS ONLINE. IT'S CLUNKY, SLOW TO LOAD INDIVIDUAL PHOTOS, SLOW TO MOVE TO THE NEXT PHOTO.
MUCH EASIER TO DOWNLOAD THE ZIP FILE AND VIEW WITH A PROGRAM FROM YOUR COMPUTER.
-IRREGULAR UPDATE RATE: NEW PHOTOSET ONCE A DAY, ONCE IN 2 DAYS, ONCE IN 4 DAYS, ONCE IN 7 DAYS, ONCE IN 14 DAYS. WHENEVER THEY FEEL LIKE IT.
BOTTOM LINE (START OF):
SITE THEME IS GIRLS WHO DON'T SHAVE THEIR VAGINAS COMPLETELY.
SOME PORN ADDICTS BELIEVE IN THE CURRENT STYLE OF CLEAN IS BETTER: HEALTHIER, MORE ATTRACTIVE.
OTHER PORN ADDICTS YEARN FOR THE GOLDEN DAYS, WHEN WOMEN HAD PUBIC HAIR.
IT'S A MATTER OF TASTE.
THIS IS ONE OF THE SMALLER SITES IN THE METART NETWORK.
APPARENTLY, IT STARTED IN 2017.
THE MODELS ARE MAINLY ATTRACTIVE TO VERY ATTRACTIVE.
IF YOU LIKE THE OLD-STYLE WHERE GIRLS SPORTED SOME HAIR DOWN BELOW, THEN THE SITE MIGHT BE WORTH VISITING.
SEVERAL REASONS:
-THE GIRLS ARE ATTRACTIVE TO VERY ATTRACTIVE.
-THE SITE CATERS TO AN APPRECIATION OF PUBIC HAIR.
-THE SITE STRUCTURE IS EASY TO USE. GOOD NAVIGATION, GOOD DOWNLOAD SPEEDS.
-METART CUSTOMER SUPPORT IS ONE OF THE FINEST SUPPORT TEAMS OF ANY PORN SITE:
FAST RESPONSE, WITH AN ATTITUDE OF WANTING TO HELP THEIR CUSTOMERS.
-LOW MEMBERSHIP PRICE: $7.99/MONTH, $60/YEAR.
HOWEVER, IF YOU HAVE BEEN A MEMBER OF THE METART.COM SITE, OR SOME OF THE OTHER METART NETWORK SITES,
YOU WILL COME ACROSS CONTENT YOU'VE SEEN BEFORE. WHICH WOULD BE A NEGATIVE FOR SOME PEOPLE--THEY DON'T LIKE PAYING TWICE FOR THE SAME CONTENT.
ACTUALLY, IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT, THE BEST WAY TO USE LOVE HAIRY IS TO HAVE A SEPARATE MEMBERSHIPS TO METART.COM AND LOVEHAIRY.COM.
THEN, IF YOU FIND A MODEL YOU LIKE, YOU CAN PROBABLY FIND MUCH MORE OF HER CONTENT AT METART.COM.
THAT'S BECAUSE SEARCHING THROUGH THE VAST COLLECTION OF MODELS OR PHOTOSETS AT METART.COM CAN BE AN EXHAUSTING EXPERIENCE. I JUST DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY FOR IT ANY MORE.
GIVE ME THE GOOD STUFF, WITHOUT ALL THE FILLERS (CONTENT I DON'T APPRECIATE OR THINK IT'S A WASTE OF TIME).
BUT IF YOU HAVE THE TIME, YOU CAN DO THE SEARCHES AT METART: WHICH HAS A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF CONTENT FROM ABOUT 20 YEARS OF STEADY GROWTH OF PHOTOSETS AND VIDEOS.
THE METART STATISTICS (FOR THE METART.COM SITE): AS OF 2017-09-24
MODELS: 3,404
PHOTOSETS: 17,579
VIDEOS: 1,431
CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHERS: 277
THE AMOUNT OF CONTENT AT METART.COM, PLUS THE EASY NAVIGATION DESIGN, PLUS THE OUTSTANDING CUSTOMER SERVICE SUPPORT, PLUS THE OUTSTANDING ATTRACTIVENESS OF THE MODELS, MAKE THIS THE FINEST SOFTCORE NUDE SITE ON THE INTERNET. WHICH IS WHY I PAID FOR A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP TO THE SITE.
HOWEVER, THE AMOUNT OF CONTENT IS OVERWHELMING. METART.COM COULD BE SPLIT INTO 5 OR 6 SEPARATE PORN SITES, AND THEY WOULD ALL BE WORTH JOINING.
GETTING BACK TO LOVE HAIRY: IT HAS A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF CONTENT, CONSIDERING IT'S A NEW SITE THAT STARTED IN 2017. BUT THEY ARE BUILDING THE SITE WITH CONTENT FROM THE OTHER METART NETWORK SITES.
NUMBER OF PHOTOSETS: 355
NUMBER OF VIDEOS: 128
THIS IS MORE OF A PHOTO SITE THAN A VIDEO SITE.
HOWEVER, THE VIDEOS ARE OFTEN MORE EROTIC, MORE HARDCORE, THAN THE STANDARD METART.COM VIDEOS, BECAUSE THEY ARE TAKING THE VIDEOS FROM THE METART NETWORK SISTER SITES, WHICH FEATURE A HARDER APPROACH TO SEX AND EXPLICITNESS: IN MANY OF THESE VIDEOS, YOU MIGHT SEE ACTUAL MASTURBATION, LESBIAN LOVEMAKING, OR -- WHAT IS FORBIDDEN IN THE METART.COM SITE, A MAN APPEARING IN THE VIDEO HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN. (MEN ARE EXCLUDED FROM THE METART.COM SITE).
BOTTOM LINE CONTINUED IN THE REPLY SECTION:
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