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| 11-30-10 05:09pm - 5136 days | #31 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I found this blog on The Daily Beast written by Aurora Snow about how she went from barely legal to MILF. At 24. Apparently in the industry it's all a big numbers game, hence regardless of how young someone looks, it's her birthdate that really matters. There seems to a few short precious years from the time they turn 18 to their early 20s when they need to be replaced/retired.  What, do they think all of us porn fans are just a bunch of math nerds?! No offense to the number lovers out there (or the genuine math nerds) but come on! What are we going to watch a video and then see a hot 24 or 25 year old girl and go "Ewww! She's no longer 23! This sucks!"  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-30-10 04:40pm - 5136 days | #33 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Only an enthusiast? Hmm, I wonder what it would take to be a professional? I assume something a little more proactive than porn would be required...  And now we know your true age, you're a confirmed man (or so you say...) but if you had been born a woman you would be a lesbian, or maybe you just be an "enthusiastic" masturbator. Seriously, if you are born as a Lexi Belle or Faye Reagan why would you even waste your time with anyone else?! What I would do is I would go buy a set of wrist exercisers, set up a regular shipment of lube, and then never even leave the house!  It's like having a Lamborghini in the garage and saying you want to drive a Yugo for the weekend (no offense to Yugo owners). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-30-10 01:39am - 5137 days | #26 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
You're welcome, but why the fifties--got a hankering for some of Marilyn Monroe's early work? Or are you talking about your early fifties (your poetically licensed age  )? Hell, why not go whole hog and back into your early twenties? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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Thanks, turboshaft, you made my day. One request though, if you have to banish me to a previous age could you make that the early fifties? | 11-30-10 01:05am - 5137 days | #25 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Ahh!!  I had almost forgotten and...  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-28-10 08:49pm - 5138 days | #13 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
You lied about your age? What?! Zero tolerance--yer outta here!!  As punishment you will be excommunicated to a ultra-modest land of early Victorian-like prudishness where catching a glimpse of a bare woman's ankle could keep you going for weeks.  Okay, just kidding! On PU age really seems to be just a number since we don't have to see each in person (minus RagingBuddhist and his former lovely photo avatar) and it's not like we checking IDs. In other words, Traci Lords you are not and no one's hurt (or in jail for underage entertainment) because of your little stretching of the truth of your age. Just don't lie about your weight and measurements--that I could never forgive!  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-25-10 12:05am - 5142 days | #28 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
 Thanks for the link, RB. Those are some funny laws (though not that surprising in America... ). I can't even begin to imagine what's going on in the minds of the degenerates who dream up this nonsense--of course we are who we elect, so I guess the blame's on us! I have always thought that I have way too many skeletons in the closet and demons in the head to run for office, but reading over a few of our stranger laws such as these makes me think I don't have enough. That and I probably not creative enough to think this shit up. --- Edit: Congrats on having 500 posts--that's a lot of rage!  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Nov 25, 2010, 12:17am | |
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| 11-23-10 10:01pm - 5143 days | #38 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Good lord, I don't think even I want to know what's the defense of that genre, and I'm using the term loosely, and why he/she's defending it! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-23-10 09:41pm - 5143 days | #10 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I always thought the true "God" worshiped in the U.S. was money, which this new product certainly attests to. If we can be duped into believing that we need to pay money to drink water out of bottles--most of it sourced from city water, by the way--instead of simply the tap, then a detailer (marketing speak for a glorified sponge) for a job we can already do with soap alone makes perfect sense. It's been said that if air could be marketed then people would be buying it in bottles too. The second video already has 4+ million views; I wonder how many guys will be thinking "Oh, dude, that's my problem--I haven't been cleaning my balls and I could be getting sooo much pussy if I did!" I gotta get in on the personal hygiene business, the new shit they're coming up with that people "need" is getting pretty hilarious and is apparently quite profitable. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-23-10 08:41pm - 5143 days | #24 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
It doesn't necessarily have to be in the Bible Belt--remember the vast majority of porn is (openly) produced in Southern California, with some in San Francisco, South Florida, and New York City. Yes, it is also made all over the U.S. but just not as blatantly about the exact shooting location, though the Internet seems to have loosened things a little, and the bigger concern is where it's being sold. What I'm getting at is that religious objections to filming people bumping uglies for entertainment purposes are not just limited to the bible belt, they're only the strongest there. But all over the U.S. there are conservative religious organizations (usually Christian) willing to voice their objections to porn, and the law frequently is on their side to some extent. In other words, you can take your 1st Amendment and go fuck yourself. Or at least be prepared for a fight, because if "morals and values" are at stake the porn makers never seem to stand a chance.My vote for a crazy sex-related American law is Texas where state law prohibits most dildo and sex toy sales, and I think possession of six or more is legally considered an intent to sell. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-23-10 08:10pm - 5143 days | #10 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
The original is from the 1948 film "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre"--great film by the way--when some well-armed Mexican bandits come by Humphrey Bogart & Co.'s little gold mining operation in the Sierra Madre. They claim to be Federales but Bogart's character is a stickler for proper forms of ID (he's also pretty paranoid about protecting his share of gold), so he asks them "If you're the police, where are your badges?" and one of the bandits replies: "Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" The quote made it into the top 100 AFI film quotes at #36, just beating out "The Terminator"'s "I'll be back." (take that, Gov. Schwarzenegger!). Outside of some great dialogue such as the above quoted, it's an interesting character study of how greed gets the best of people's sanity and safety. Watching Bogart's character go increasingly batshit paranoid over his gold is very entertaining and I think it works as a warning to how some of us might act about our personal porn collections (our digital gold, if you will). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-19-10 07:00pm - 5147 days | #18 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I agree this is a generational thing. You older PU'ers don't seem to have much love for the tattoos or piercings, while the younger members, well, we'll take our ladies any way we can get them--in porn or real life! I don't think I could bring a girl home, find out she has a "sexy" tattoo or piercing only to say "Uh, I think you're going to have to leave. I don't like that." In fact the proper/polite response is a complement or an enthusiastic  . Maybe women have changed since your guys' days and we younger users don't want to be chastised for criticizing what they choose to do to their bodies. Or we're just don't care as long as we get laid. Who knows what will happen with the next generation (Gen Z? They're running out of letters) and in 15-20 years the youth will reject tattoos and multiple piercings as boring and cliche, asking "What the fuck were you guys thinking, mom and dad?" "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-19-10 06:46pm - 5147 days | #17 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I hope you're not including ear piercings, otherwise you'll only be looking at mostly guys and maybe a few girls who are not wearing earrings for a scene. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-17-10 10:21pm - 5149 days | #374 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Didn't Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana do one recently with Annie Leibowitz? Though I think it was fully nude, it certainly wasn't explicit. The controversy works every time--free publicity for everyone! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-17-10 10:03pm - 5149 days | #373 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Brooke Shields might be an exception to the rule, if there's even a rule on these uncomfortable issues. I think up to a certain point her parents made the decisions for her--including a nude-prostitute-at-12 role--but she has definitely achieved considerable success beyond just issuing a designer jean ultimatum. Hell, she graduated from Princeton (does "The Blue Lagoon" look good on a college application?) and even had her own TV series for a few years, all apparently without a major drug habit or Scientology conversion. Supposedly she didn't even lose her virginity until she was 22 so she might not be typical child star-turned-paparazzi-fodder. I think the whole exploitation accusation is a little superficial. Women like Shields know that modeling and similar work can get them a lot of money without even showing that much skin, so who's being exploited? Us the consumer, wagging our fingers while also opening our wallets? I think the women get the last laugh on this one (and probably Calvin Klein too). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-17-10 09:44pm - 5149 days | #2 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
It's kind of hard to win people over when you call them a scumbag if they want to get things for free (even if it's true). If someone's not willing to pay up (or down) they're probably not willing to listen to a suggestion from someone who happily does pay. Or you could just cut to the chase and say "Hey idiot, stop being a fucking cheapskate!" It's kind of a something-for-nothing Catch-22 for them because in order for a site to be "worthy" it has to offer enough content for the monthly price or otherwise be free, but the site won't have enough content to justify the price until people pay for it and stop demanding free content. (I think I lost myself on that one!  )Nothing in life is really free though... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-17-10 09:32pm - 5149 days | #11 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I hope everyone is aware that Iran is still ahead of Saudi Arabia in terms of human rights--including the rights of women, however limited they may be to our Western values. Including Saudi Arabia while keeping Iran off the board is more of a political decision than anything truly concerned with human rights. I know it's a Bush-era cliche, but remember Iran is part of the "Axis of Evil" and that really explains why Saudi Arabia can win over it. They're one of our allies and Iran is not, thus the propaganda tells us to be more upset over their theocracy. The differences may seem subtle but they are still different and it seems to show, at least to me, more of a concern for politics than the treatment of women. Reminds me of the controversy over a Time magazine cover depicting an Afghan woman missing part of her face with the words "What Happens if We Leave Afghanistan." But the U.S./NATO occupation of Afghanistan has never been about the treatment of women. Yes it's a gruesome, disgusting image of just how "advanced" our species is when it comes to how we treat one another, but the ultimate and minimum goal of occupying that country is about preventing it from degenerating back into another clusterfuck of instability in an already unstable region. With nuclear weapons in neighboring Pakistan (and probably Iran in the future) the idea of a Taliban-run, or just staunchly anti-American, government in power makes a lot of people very nervous. If a somewhat stable government rules Afghanistan, or at least most of it, without harboring al Qaeda, other terrorists, or building a cache of WMDs, our government could really care less about what it does with its women. It's sad but true--women's rights are not a priority right now. They would certainly be nice but don't get your hopes up, and don't plan on taking your girlfriend or wife to the region anytime soon.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-16-10 10:20pm - 5150 days | #8 | ||
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I guess you could say she would be honest. Look, she's got nothing to hide--literally! And if you running as a naked candidate what the hell kind of skeletons will you have in your closet to top the fact that you are running naked? Anything crazier than you having the steel balls to run as a nude candidate probably makes you pretty unqualified (or the candidate with the most colorful biography).
Think of the ratings at the debates and every single appearance she makes! The Christian Right would go after her but they would be up against their toughest opponent--an army of loyal, drooling perverts. That's one political fight you don't want to be caught up in!  Also, one better than a politician losing to a dog is former attorney general John Ashcroft losing to a dead guy. That's not something to be proud of if you ask me, of course I've never run for office. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 11-16-10 10:05pm - 5150 days | #369 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
And even if they are real she's really known for her underage roles. I don't want to know the attraction to a very recent child star from a series of kids' films...it's got that creepy Olsen Twins fan feel to it. Kind of like Brooke Shields' early child roles, a few of which were pretty risque. Like fully nude risque! I would have to question what her parents were thinking at that point. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-15-10 08:01pm - 5151 days | #5 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I've never been a fan of the Onion myself, I think it just tries too hard in its presentation of its fake-news-as-if-it-were-real narrative. Just turn on any "mainstream" new cable station (any one of them will do, they're all pretty much the same), or check out their websites, and I think you can get a pretty good laugh out of it as long as you don't take it too seriously. This modern form of yellow journalism is really quite a sight if you take it in for more than 30 seconds at a time. Even funnier is how people look at it as if it is all 100% cold hard fact, and thus we claim we're "informed" every time we go to the polls just because we watch TV--like saying you're informed because you read the nutrition labels at McDonalds. This is where The Daily Show and The Colbert Report step in--making sense of all the nonsense we think is "news." Figures I like Colbert's humor but not The Onion's. I can't explain it, it's just the way I like my fake news. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-11-10 04:07pm - 5155 days | #10 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I think they're like commemorative plates--really more for how they look than eating. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-11-10 03:45pm - 5155 days | #358 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
That would have been in the early '90s--and therefore prior to Viagra or Cialis or whatever the hell else gives men 4-hour boners--so you really have to give him credit. Or are all Italian men just born with turbochargers?  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-11-10 02:54pm - 5155 days | #14 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Here in the U.S. some people (mostly conservatives) want to dismantle the entire Education Dept., and have been wanting to do so since its inception. Hey, when the country's falling behind most industrialized countries in almost all school subjects, I say, why not? Screw it--too late now to do anything. Actually the Dept of Education is one of the smallest federal departments and due to the extremely decentralized setup of American public education the federal government doesn't have nearly as much say in curricula as some might think, beyond of course the basics like telling brown kids they can't attend certain schools, or reading is no longer a requirement to graduate high school. Oddly when national standards are attempted, at least by a conservative like Bush II, liberals usually end up hating it. What are you gonna do? Besides, we haven't even come to a consensus on evolution yet, so we've got a long way to go!  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Nov 12, 2010, 10:02pm | |
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| 11-11-10 02:42pm - 5155 days | #13 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Uh, who ever said Dr. Phil was a critical thinker? A critical snake oil salesman is about as much credit as I would give him. Of course if you ask me--and you didn't, but here's my 2 cents anyway --if you go to college, for however long or whatever reason, and still look to Dr. Phil or anything else on TV for answers or advice then critical thinking is probably the last thing on your mind. Also I would add that part of going to college is learning to meet new people and be able to work and interact with them, and I don't mean party or bang as many people as you can, I just mean the tolerance and maturity to civilly get along with people different from yourself (except Dr. Phil). I know that sounds like a wishy-washy pipe dream of diversity (the dreaded "d-word"), but seriously how many of the problems in our modern globalized economies are because of our ignorance of one another? On that note, my school recently introduced an etiquette class, and I think that's the kind of class that should be a requirement. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-09-10 10:20pm - 5157 days | #36 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Oh, don't worry, Khan: you're probably already being tracked with your cellphone! Or, if you're really possessive, just get some "find me if you can lingerie" for your partner. After all, it could be a "lifesaver." Maybe this type of underwear is for those people who see no problem in walking around with their kids strapped into a harness and leash, or where drug testing their teen is just a family ritual. But if all the bureaucratic stooges (government or private, it doesn't really matter) are too busy looking at porn online rather than tracking us I'm sure you have nothing to worry about. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-09-10 10:08pm - 5157 days | #5 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I think we discussed this in another thread, and it's not new to the U.S. New York City jumped on the eat-off-a-nude-woman bandwagon a few years ago, though I'm sure Americans could care less about whether it's an "art" or not, not that there has to be an art excuse to eat off a nude woman (or man if that's your dining preference). I think it was even done in a scene in "Rising Sun" (which was '93). I do find it objectionable in the sense that it dehumanizes the "server"/plate, not necessarily that they're nude. I've read that the models remain so still that to some it's like you're eating at a morgue, but I'm sure that's appealing to certain customers too... You gotta hand it to the Japanese for being the culture creative enough to come up with this though. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-09-10 09:50pm - 5157 days | #348 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Ever heard of when a TV show "jumps the shark" or really goes down the toilet? Some said that scene is when the Indy series "nuked the fridge." "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-08-10 10:15pm - 5158 days | #4 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Don't forget to check out Goldfish's thread "What's in a name?" from earlier this year. It may have some answers for you, or then again it may not. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-08-10 10:11pm - 5158 days | #346 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I like Ford and I like the first three Indy movies. but the fourth...aliens! I mean, what the fuck?! Who cares how old someone is when it felt like such a ridiculous concept to begin with. Plus Ford's age was more integrated into the plot, so as to be a part of the humor rather than hinder the action. I wish they had just left it at three films after seeing the last one--it just got to silly, even for Indiana Jones. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-03-10 10:45pm - 5163 days | #27 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Don't worry, Squirrel, most Americans wouldn't bother reading it, much less try to understand it. The idea that blue collar Americans vote against their interests by voting Republican is partly true. Yes, the Democrats, if ever so slightly, are usually more supportive of labor issues than the Republicans. But make no mistake: there is no major worker or labor party in the U.S. whatsoever. For one thing this truly would be socialist and seriously against the philosophy of the American dream, where one is supposed to believe he or she can be rich and successful purely through hard work and determination--without help from unions, increased workers' rights, or social welfare. Never mind that this dream is never achieved for the vast majority of Americans, it is certainly celebrated on the rare occasion when it is. It's the whole reason we worship the rich and the pursuit of more money. Sadly both parties do little to stop the massive export of industrial labor and manufacture to foreign (i.e. cheaper) countries. We really aren't an industrial nation anymore, but a post-industrial one, save for maybe defense where we still lead the world. Of course defense manufacturing is supported either by our government (and therefore our money) or overseas governments but at least we actually end up exporting something for a change. Ultimately what I am really more worried about--in addition to falling behind in education, and the outsourcing of the economy--is the inequality gap. The middle class is in the middle simply because it's neither very poor nor very rich but it is in no way close to being rich who control so much of the wealth. The lower classes (if you at least believe that the U.S. does have classes) should realize, regardless of politics, who really "makes it" in the country. Very few have an enormous amount of income and wealth, yet we still blame politicians or "elites"--which seems to change definition every election cycle--and still howl about taxes, excessive government regulation, and/or "handouts." Well, at least our elections are bloodless, if still corrupt. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-03-10 09:43pm - 5163 days | #26 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Making things up? Hey, Tom Tancredo talked about impeaching Obama back in July. To Fox News' credit, when they had him own the next day the interviewer said this was "ridiculous." He also changed his affiliation (away from the Republicans) to a third party a few days after the piece was published and he has since lost the election in Colorado, however a number of politicians in the House who supported the idea have won reelection. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-03-10 02:02pm - 5163 days | #17 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
They'll probably start by trying to pass some massive cuts, including putting "Obamacare" out to pasture. On a somewhat different note, I had hoped I would be wrong, but it looks like my district is still so close in vote counts (by less than a thousand votes) that it may end up having a recount--damnit! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-02-10 11:09pm - 5164 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Does it look something like this? (Don't worry, the photos were taken in New York.) Cats are funny though, because they'll either want to just walk off wherever they please or simply just roll on the ground and fall asleep. I guess there will never be drug cats. Just too independent to give a shit what their owners are doing. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-02-10 10:44pm - 5164 days | #13 | ||
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I bet some of our European members would like school us Americans on what "high" taxes really are.
I didn't foresee it happening back in the '90s when the whole Lewinsky scandal started to erupt (spring of '98?), but I'm not a politician so what do I know? Presidents are held to a higher standard of sexual misconduct?  Ah, the '90s... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Nov 02, 2010, 10:50pm | ||
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| 11-02-10 09:50pm - 5164 days | #7 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Lol! I would love to see that photo! I just hope you not dressed like you just came out of a porn theater--trench coat, bare legs, shades, creepy... But cats are way too independent to attach to anything even resembling a leash, and most seem to hate wearing collars for that matter. Hey, just like most girlfriends! Also to screw with friends you could say something like "My girlfriend's pussy really scratched me last night! What? I'm talking about her cat, perverts!" Oh, I got a million of these. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-02-10 09:41pm - 5164 days | #10 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I hope for America's sake the new semi-red Congress doesn't completely lose its shit and says, "Fuck it, he's black, probably a Muslim, and definitely a commie--let's start impeachment hearings!" If all it took was a few blowjobs--and the standard political operating procedure to lie about said blowjobs--to impeach Clinton than it probably wouldn't take much to get Obama. The only reason I could see putting that off would be that it would totally cost even the thought of further victories in 2012. And yeah, the tax thing...what are you gonna do? America treats taxes like it treats its gays; objects of ridicule that are seen as totally unwanted and un-American (unless they are used to pay for Medicare, Social Security, defense, or faith-based programs). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-02-10 09:31pm - 5164 days | #9 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hey, they were way more focused on survival than the Democrats have ever been and yet still saner than any Republican. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 11-01-10 07:57pm - 5165 days | #4 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
At first I though these were cats that had wandered into frame in gonzo videos--talk about stray pussy!--but these are just owned by female models. I always knew I should get a cat... Though you can't really take a cat for a walk like you do with a dog (or better yet puppy) to lure a girl back to your place. But they probably help if you can just get a girl to come over for "some coffee." "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-30-10 07:20pm - 5167 days | #53 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Either taxes will be raised or some major things--not just unwanted "entitlements"--will need to be cut. At the federal level this would at least include defense and the justice system, unfortunately a couple of the most sacred things to the anti-tax/small government people. The military is essentially a massive jobs program, requiring billions of dollars for procurement and upkeep. It does employ lots of people, but at a large, government-funded cost. A serious retooling of the criminal justice system is also needed, including the War on Drugs, another costly part of keeping America "free." But this conflicts with the idea of appearing to be tough on crime so I don't think we'll see any significant cuts anytime soon, much less more relaxed drug laws to relieve burdens on prisons (save for the occasional California ballot proposition  ).The major federal entitlements combined--Social Security, Medicaid, and Medicare--are close to 40% of the budget but they seem to be the most protected elements. A lot of Tea Party candidates in the current election speak of pledging to keep these programs while at the same time cutting the waste and red tape of big bad bureaucratic government. It's good to hear they don't want to completely dismantle the government but some sort of reform/restructuring is going to need to be done to these programs to keep them around for the long term. It'll be interesting to see how Tuesday turns out--hopefully without recounts. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-29-10 11:47pm - 5168 days | #342 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I'm certainly not the marriage expert here at PU, but some states have no waiting periods after filing divorce, so it theoretically could be granted the same day. Tennessee law requires 60 days, but New Mexico has no waiting period, so that's probably why they filed there. It's likely he has millions in assets to divide up so just filing for divorce is the easy part. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-29-10 01:55am - 5169 days | #50 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
"Sane"? "Intelligent"? Thanks for the laugh. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-29-10 01:43am - 5169 days | #49 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
 If you consider the New York Times just a blog site. Oh wait, can't trust the lamestream media, sorry. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-28-10 02:05pm - 5169 days | #42 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Actually his administration lowered taxes for the vast majority of Americans, but they so did by decreasing the amount of withholding on people's paychecks. The idea was that this would stimulate the economy more than a lump sum stimulus check as was done under the Bush II administration since people would spend the extra amount rather than save a single check. The problem was virtually no one noticed it, whereas tax rebate checks make for great PR. They essentially buy the one-track mind voters who are opposed to any and all taxes. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-27-10 02:38pm - 5170 days | #39 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Well, he is from the "Left Coast, USA." But then again you're from Boston, so you're probably not far behind, though both are still to the right of most of Western Europe. I don't know what's more shocking in this election cycle--the craziness on the right or the cowardice on the left--though both have become quite typical in modern American politics. Wish their was an anti-Christine O'Donnell who (openly) supported masturbation...just to even things out. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-27-10 01:36am - 5171 days | #3 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
It's probably her sugar daddy's crib, or the home of the nonexistent "boyfriend" used as that day's set. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-24-10 06:48pm - 5173 days | #13 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
You can say the same thing about their blood tests–they help but there are no guarantees. Even abstinence is dangerous if you don't know what you have in the first place. Plus, in real life, abstinence is a big lie anyway; buy some condoms, learn to use them, and have fun. But as far as porn goes...if they still pull them off for cumshots does that not negate some of their protection? Semen isn't exactly a poison (though that would explain some girls' aversion to blowjobs), but it's still a body fluid that carries viruses and diseases, not to mention high dry cleaning bills. Law enforcement will continue to use body armor and still get shot and hurt, and porn stars can start using their own rubber armor but they could still get sick. There's no perfect solution to this, except maybe solo model porn and extensive rubber fetishes. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-23-10 03:45am - 5175 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I did a little searching and according to this article (from 2 years ago, by the way) it is/was being done through the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, so California law probably doesn't apply. For some reason I feel it's creepier being done through a brothel, though apparently eBay wouldn't allow her to do it through their site (assholes!). Maybe there would have been too many requests for additional photos, or they figured nobody would want to pay for those damn shipping charges. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-23-10 03:31am - 5175 days | #7 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I'm going to play the devil's advocate a bit and argue that girls' virginity have already been up for auctions of sorts for years through the practice of arranged marriage. This is assuming that these daughters (apparently sons' virginity never count) are all virgins until married. In a way this is also somewhat encouraged through the idea that women should marry men with high social status and lots of money. Are young, fertile women searching around for the best "catch" of a husband not, at least in a way, trying to auction off their bodies? Anyway, before I push too many buttons (since quite a few members are currently married), I just think women have been using the promise, or just the tease, of their bodies to get their way and/or earn some money for centuries. Prostitution, stripping, porn, modeling, acting, and now auctioning their virginity, they're just using their, ahem, natural talents in the most financially practical ways possible. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-23-10 03:05am - 5175 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I thought that's what Las Vegas was for (or is that just anyone's money goes?). Actually, I think Vegas is one of, if not the only, district in Nevada that outlaws working girls. I guess you can't have all your fun in one place. But didn't SF have a crack down on bath houses in the early '80s when AIDS started showing up in such places (though the federal government was doing very little at the time)? So it's not quite as permissive as it's reputation may lead people to believe. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-23-10 02:54am - 5175 days | #11 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
But does pantie snatching even count as stealing--aren't you just gathering evidence? No, I don't think porn--of any kind--can turn you into a serial killer, whether sex-crazed or not. (Sorry, but you'll have to do that yourself.) It's just that if you're sex-crazed, then you're probably going to be seeking out porn as part of your jollies anyways, hence why so many sex criminals have been known to be fans. Same reason why violent movies don't simply create murderers, but violent people will seek them out. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 10-22-10 08:09pm - 5175 days | #4 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Maybe male-vanity porn is a more appropriate term than male-conceit. I'm not quite sure what the draw here is though. At first it sounded like it could be aimed towards a female audience, but most boy-girl material is usually too disrespectful and hardcore to really find much of a female viewership, though I'm sure they would still rather watch it then experience it. So I'm still unsure of why there is more and more of this. My guess is it's too many douche bags with cameras--I sometimes call this douche bag porn, but that be misleading to fetish hunters--and they end up focusing on themselves instead of the girl(s). They're just so happy and full of it that they bagged another one to go down on them on camera and it's more of a sexual conquest than just gonzo porn. I don't blame them for feeling proud--after all, all guys love to have another mark for the bedpost--but it I don't think it makes for great porn towards any audience. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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