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| 05-28-14 09:55pm - 3861 days | #20 | |||
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
You're right; they only own vaginas. 
I don't think this is totally true. Not everybody in favor of abortion rights are against legalized prostitution, though that would likely still involve some sort of state control, probably akin to what they're trying to do to porn. The problem is porn and prostitution have different histories, at least within the U.S. I would argue that in the last few decades porn has become considerably safer in comparison to prostitution, largely through non-governmental control. Of course in places where brothels are legal it has become safer as well, though most jurisdictions aren't moving to become like Nevada.
The thing is it isn't always legislators, judges, or executives who "tell" us who we can and cannot have sex with. California outlawed gay marriage with the voter-approved Prop 8 back in 2008. "The will of the people," we're told to believe, though I would be inclined to call it "mob rule," since it was a decrease in civil rights. And oddly enough all those political howler monkeys who are so in love with words like "freedom" or "liberty" seem to not want to apply either of them to marriage, especially when it comes to teh gayez.  I appreciate the intent of those trying to protect performers' health, especially with so many young people who have the rest of their lives to live with the consequences, but this bill could just push businesses out of the state. California, mostly southern California, is one of the few places in the U.S. grown up enough to allow porn to be legally produced, and I don't think it's doing itself any favors passing feel-good legislation (metaphorically speaking, if it's going to involve condoms). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |||
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| 05-26-14 10:02pm - 3863 days | #16 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
That might be a metaphor for how credit card companies treat you when you don't pay off your monthly balance.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-26-14 09:00am - 3863 days | #11 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
By Kink's standards, Pissing.com always seemed mild to me, especially compared to something like the also no-longer-updating Water Bondage (which is very much what it sounds like). But it still sucks because I liked what Kink.com was doing with the golden shower genre, albeit however briefly. Certainly came off less extreme than the other sites in terms of how far they would take the fetish, hence why "anal" on EverythingButt usually means more than what other companies are willing to do. My only complaint about Pissing.com was the sets (again, the damn armory); they were sometimes too creepy for my tastes, as with most porn. I can never fully enjoy a scene, except for some careful closeups, if the background looks like something out of Hostel.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-26-14 08:47am - 3863 days | #73 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Better you than me, Cybertoad! JK!  Keep posting--the more views the better!  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-24-14 07:03pm - 3865 days | #12 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Kink.com has been thinking of moving out of San Francisco for a while now, even proposing that they turn the historic San Francisco Armory into office space (I assume after thoroughly gassing it with chlorine dioxide--I've seen what goes on in their videos!  ).You know California is getting too regulatory for porn when even San Francisco is too restrictive! (P.S. Kink.com does use a lot of condoms...but only on the toys, which I don't think will count for much. But frankly, some of their videos play out like elaborate "What Not to Do" scenarios regarding safe sex.) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-24-14 06:47pm - 3865 days | #7 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
But can I still buy The Human Centipede on Blu-ray? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-24-14 06:43pm - 3865 days | #6 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Is that because they use the "squirting" tag to cover themselves? It seems that's what DVD studios were doing for a while in the 2000s, though the genre has died down in favor of anal-focused one-upmanship stunts. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-23-14 11:57pm - 3866 days | #3 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Holy hell! The hypocrisy of some of these companies is just maddening. All the shit you could legally pay for with a credit card--weapons, prescription drugs, hate literature--that could do measurably greater amounts of harm, but some rough porn is off limits. Like a few years back, when the major credit card companies and PayPal started disallowing people from donating money to WikiLeaks, while still allowing money to go to some hate groups. But are banks really that bad compared to something like a porn company? Well, British bank HSBC make take the we-do-whatever-the-fuck-we-want cake on that one--admitting to laundering billions of dollars for violent drug cartels in Colombia and Mexico. (I guess some companies really are "too big to jail." )But at least they weren't doing something really bad, like making porn.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-23-14 11:31pm - 3866 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
You have point there, LPee23. "Porn," in my book, implies consent. Posting this shit without people's permission is anything but consensual. Sort of like how some people insist on the term "sexual assault," when the word "sexual" usually implies a consensual activity, not a crime against someone's will. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-23-14 05:58pm - 3866 days | #3 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I may not believe in hell, but if there is one I hope there's a special pit reserved just for revenge porn assholes.  Sadly I see revenge porn as the logical byproduct of the ubiquity of the digital camera combined with some people's desires to use the permanence of the Internet as a weapon. And this is in a world where "Don't Be Evil" Google's Eric Schmidt has said "If you have something that you don't want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn't be doing it in the first place."  That's a chilling statement, worthy of a comic book villain and very much a reflection of our vile victim-blaming culture. If a girl didn't want to have her nude photos posted on the Internet then maybe she shouldn't have taken them in the first place. Right, because when you have a boyfriend take photos of you, you're not just having sex with him, you're having sex with everyone he's ever been with. I think after revenge porn the next thing I hate is slut shaming, or the double standard our society places on the sexual activities of men versus women. If a man has had multiple partners or lots of casual sex, why, he's just being a man, fulfilling his instinctual desire to spread his seed far and wide. But if a woman does the same thing--fuck her! No one gave her permission to do that, and any humiliating thing that comes out of it is her fault, and hers alone. Thus, you get malicious pricks like Hunter Moore, a sleazeball so cruel and shameless he makes Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis look like Voltaire. If you haven't heard of him, Moore founded Is Anyone Up?, a revenge porn site that he eventually had to sell because of numerous complaints that alleged the site involved stolen photos and possibly underage postings. In a truly just world an immoral Internet parasite like Hunter Moore would be taken to the top of a very tall building and thrown off, but I'll settle for an indictment from the FBI instead. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-20-14 06:52pm - 3869 days | #1219 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Godzilla's just way too big and mean to mount a saddle on. Don't know why they didn't try doing that with the tamer dinosaurs in Jurassic Park though.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-18-14 04:07am - 3872 days | #21 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
@Drooler I frequently read Slate.com--or skip through it looking for something to read, since at least half of it is insufferable bullshit about TV shows and cheap clickbait--and they have a blog called the Gentleman Scholar. It's an advice column that mostly covers minutiae no more pressing than how to "properly" wear dress clothes (as if there aren't enough goddamn pointless unwritten rules to worry about already) and other trivial concerns of the white collar office world. Obviously, I'm not a fan--which is like saying RagingBuddhist isn't always a happy camper --or even advice columns in general, but to me the word "gentleman" is so often used as a polite way to say that you think you are better than others. And asking for advice on such a subject reads like a how-to guide of hubris. Sometimes people need to realize just putting on a suit and tie doesn't magically transform you into a better person. It may make you a better dressed person, but even that is overrated.Again, when people are honest about what they really do, like Larry Flynt has generally been, and don't try to come off as something more sophisticated simply because they don't show those uncouth genitalia or have a column called "Asshole of the Month," then I have a lot more respect for them. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-15-14 06:01pm - 3874 days | #7 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Well, pat362, I would say the prosecutors are dumb just for taking such cases to court, but that's just my  . (Of course, I'd imagine prosecutors wouldn't bring such a case to trial if they didn't think they could win a guilty verdict or at least a decent plea agreement.) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-13-14 08:40pm - 3876 days | #4 | ||
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Doesn't In Focus Girls shoot there too, if totally unofficially? (The website's 2257 records address is the Czech Republic.) I guess it comes down to trying to prove that the offending shoot or video was actually shot in the district, which I guess could be done by a tech savvy prosecutor or a conservative judge. I found an article from 2012 that names those two sites as well. And it also says this regarding prosecuting porn:
I always forget that the 1st Amendment doesn't apply if a jury's "community standards" say so.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 05-13-14 08:11pm - 3876 days | #3 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Ah, ASU, the same school that had the balls to not give President Obama an honorary degree when he spoke at their commencement in 2010. Just to give some perspective he had already been awarded a Nobel Peace Prize at that point (granted, that's an award that's also been given to such less-than-peaceful characters as Henry Kissinger and Yasser Arafat). I may regret saying this, but I'm going to have to agree with Maxim on this one (regardless of their dudebro journalistic integrity). Let's face it; even the most progressive and "tolerant" parts of the U.S. still view porn and porn work in particular with a considerable amount of suspicion. Even if HR reps are whacking themselves silly to these students when they go home that doesn't mean they're going to come to work the next day and consider hiring any of them. Just look at the response to the Belle Knox story a few weeks back. Of course little to no press on the obscene cost of her college tuition, just the assumed obscenity of a young female student choosing to do porn in order to pay for it. Heck, you could argue that some people do far worse in order to pay for college. I was in the military and it paid for all my tuition and housing after I left, and believe me, the porn industry possesses nowhere near the destructive force, no matter what any moral scold tries to tell you. This is just the way our judgmental society works, so even though I can think of worse things people do at that age--attend ASU, for starters--it's just that most of our college-age fuckups aren't documented all over the web and shown on TV. The young students being preyed upon invariably aren't thinking far beyond graduation, if even beyond the end of semester. But they're of age and once they sigh the contract they're paid and that's it. No residuals and certainly no control over the material. Some contracts may be so insane that they could cover parts of the cosmos that haven't been discovered (you know, just in case). I'm not saying it will haunt all of these young women until the day they die, put into one of those Futurama head jars, or whatever the future has in store for us. I'm just saying the Internet never forgets. (Who knows, I may one day regret everything I've written here when I go Galt, get married, or find God or something.)  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on May 13, 2014, 08:15pm | |
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| 05-13-14 07:21am - 3876 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Thanks, graymane. Your threads are much appreciated here, especially for their entertainment value. If you've even read just a few of my past posts then having to say anything further about how I view faith and religion is just redundant at this point, but I am very opinionated and make no apologies for that. On the subject of Catholicism, I found this recent Washington Post article the other day about Pope Francis...and an exorcism conference being held at the Vatican. Yes, the one Time called "The People's Pope" and named their Person of the Year for 2013. And no, I'm not joking; an exorcism conference. Greatest quote from that article for my money:
Something that sounds like the start of a girl-girl porn scene and he thinks it's "Satan's presence." If only I had been present to have a lesbian growl at me.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on May 13, 2014, 07:25am | |
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| 05-13-14 06:47am - 3876 days | #12 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Rereading this reminded me of one other great who's made me laugh more times than I can count (even if that wasn't always the point)--Jackie Chan, seen here falling not quite six stories. It's not a stunt double (of course) or a trick shot, just a nice multi-angled fall to the ground, broken only by his shoulder or ribs, or possibly both.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-12-14 08:43pm - 3877 days | #3 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
In all fairness, masturbation can occasionally involve "arm-waving, saliva-spitting" and even be "overzealous" at times--I even have a number of videos where there are women are doing just that. Though I would not call such things religious, watching a pretty girl pleasure herself almost makes me believe in a higher power!  I was not raised particularly religious myself--my family eventually evolved to the biannual Easter-Christmas schedule to keep up appearances--and I stopped going entirely sometime around the age of twelve or thirteen, which I'm sure my parents soon realized was more than just a phase. And we were Episcopalian at that; the one American church liberal enough to drive some to Catholicism. So I certainly can't give much insight as to why jerkin' the gherkin or tossin' the taco is so frowned upon in religion. Is it really equal to or even worse than all the other shit that religions forbid? Sex before/outside of marriage; gay anything; "immodest" dress; dancing; alcohol; basically anything even remotely fun? If anything it might distract parishioners from doing some of the other things on the forbidden list (at least for a few minutes). Seriously, beyond ruining a good hand towel, how is a little private time to yourself with nothing but your imagination and your genitals harmful? It's like your own one-person private confessional to think about your crazy fantasies and then clear your mind, and if that isn't allowed then religion truly is about policing thought crimes. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on May 12, 2014, 08:49pm (turboshaft: Fixed link.) | |
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| 05-10-14 01:50pm - 3879 days | #19 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Ugh, "lifestyle" for "sophisticated urban males"--no, thank you. I guess it could explain why I've always had so little interest in Playboy and its brand of rich, blonde beauty. It just sounds so vapid that it practically makes Larry Flynt seem like a philosopher king. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-10-14 01:43pm - 3879 days | #9 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Fortunately I haven't had this happen to me, but a lesson for anyone for who decides to shit in the woods: be very careful what you wipe with! Maybe I'm biased just because I grew up in an area with lots of poison ivy so I know what it looks like, but try to figure out what plant you're about to grab before deciding to clean your ass with it. Or maybe nature really is just a cruel mistress after all, something I wish people would understand before they spout "But it's natural!" "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-09-14 07:12pm - 3880 days | #5 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
 Reminds me of a segment from an early MythBusters episode. If you haven't seen the show I should add that this is one of the first episodes and it isn't quite as cheesy anymore, plus there are usually more explosives and firearms involved. Or, for a very old comedic take on this, a scene from a Laurel and Hardy movie. Thanks, graymane. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-07-14 08:20pm - 3882 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Believe it or not, I had never heard of the lovely Asa Akira until the recent press she's gotten over her new memoir, Insatiable. (The watercolor cover even made me mistake her for Sasha Grey for a moment.) I've never been much of a fan of porn star memoirs, or memoirs from 28-year-olds in general, so I have my biases. And in a Vice interview she warns, in regards to who she wrote the book for, that "I think the guys who like porn are either never going to jerk off to me again or jerk off to me forever after reading this book. I think more so the first one, but that is fine by me." That interview also calls her the "Queen of Anal," which is probably as close to respecting a royal title as I'll ever come, but nothing I've read so far indicates this is a story of an abusive, horrifying career. In fact she claims to have enjoyed herself throughout the years--aside from the occasional grim hazards of vigorous porn work. Any PU'ers ever read anything of value from porn stars beyond Twitter feeds and occasional blog posts? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-04-14 06:50pm - 3885 days | #13 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I would think the main problem, aside from the logistics of transferring an entire massive site's contents to a drive or drives, is the security problems. And at the same time I doubt they would want to make it too hard for a customer to access it--i.e., no two-man rule bullshit just to plug in the drive. But maybe sites could make older material available for limited separate purchase, say ten years or more, as a single bulk drive for the more nostalgic smut lover (though it seems weird to think of 2003 as nostalgic). Until something like Google Fiber speeds become the norm and, more importantly in my opinion, high speed Internet access gets treated like a true utility like water or power, FedExed hard drives will still move more data faster. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-04-14 06:36pm - 3885 days | #22 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I have never been able to stand Kimmel, or Adam Carolla, or shows that call themselves "The Man Show"--always made me embarrassed to be a member of the same sex as those two asshats. But then I look back at what I've written on this site and I feel like I've dug quite a few holes of illogic and opinion that I would never be able to get myself out of.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-02-14 05:12am - 3888 days | #4 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hyperbole much, Cybertoad? Liberals were saying much the same when Bush II was in office. Of course the antidote never seems to be, say, the actual repeal of unconstitutional laws or impeachment of guilty officials but simply waiting around until you agree with the political affiliation--never mind their actual politics--of whoever is in charge. So, the U.S. still operates a penal colony in Guantanamo Bay (plus other ones in undisclosed locations); is closing in on thirteen years of war in Afghanistan; can kill its own citizens solely on presidential directive; and has an immense "mission data repository" in Utah as if 1984 was actually written as a governmental proposal. And I doubt any of this will magically change regardless of who's elected this fall, 2016, '18, etc. Our two major parties are minor variations on the riff that the state, sufficiently powerful corporations, or both must maintain enormous control over their people. The sad part is there is little in the way of actual fringe benefit for the common citizen; no universal healthcare; aging public infrastructure; expensive higher education costs; and a vast military industrial complex. Yes, more and more of the world wants to watch our movies and laugh at our TV shows, while we still somehow think it's even debatable to teach creationism in science classes and maintain the world's largest population of prisoners as "just." But that's just my . "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on May 02, 2014, 05:23am | |
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| 05-01-14 06:20pm - 3888 days | #18 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
For some reason this is the only thing that worries me regarding my collection. Or say I leave a certain website open on my computer when I step out to pick something up at the grocery store. I get in an accident and while at the hospital a friend goes to my apartment to get some things for me...and then mysteriously don't return my calls. But if I suddenly kick the bucket? Yikes! Yeah, I'll be dead but I don't want to be haunting my family (friends will mostly understand...mostly) by way of hard drive content. It would be like opening up a King Tut's tomb of embarrassment. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-01-14 06:05pm - 3888 days | #11 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
 I keep thinking if someone is ever going to be accused of "breaking the Internet" you'll be one of the prime suspects. Or you could always use FedEx for your "data," though I doubt any sites have that as an option right now.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 05-01-14 05:52pm - 3888 days | #2 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
So, continue to Keep your government hands off my Medicare! but whatever you do with your mouth is fine!  Still sounds way less controversial than those rumored death panels. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-27-14 05:43pm - 3892 days | #14 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
That's why you need more than one address, badanday! I just wish I could have a separate mailbox for all the junk snail mail I still get (apparently junk mail is one of the revenue generators for the USPS)--then hook it up to a pneumatic tube and send all that crap into an incinerator. I probably should be a little more careful about what I write--I don't mean because of any hidden Ron Paul-like controversy--but because I'm never really aware when my style and voice carries over, regardless of subject. For example, I once commented on a professor's blog back in college. Much of the work of the class was done by posting writing assignments (privately, so only the professor could read them) online and the next time we had class I mentioned having checked out his blog and he had assumed I was one of the commenters on that entry just from recognizing my writing. Maybe in the future everything posted online will be up for grabs, or at least political gaffes. The "fact checkers" will just plug in a speech or writing we know is a candidate's and then hunt down all the writings an algorithm determines are authored by the same person. Of course considering so many political candidates appear to be functionally illiterate this may not reveal much. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-26-14 07:00pm - 3893 days | #11 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Your real name or your PU handle, badandy400? I'm lucky in that mine is innocuous enough when using The Google™ but is still capable of being a double entendre with my puerile humor. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-26-14 06:41pm - 3893 days | #14 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
LPee23, that reminded me of the film Paradise: Love, though that's supposed to be set in Kenya. I guess it all falls under the generous "tourism" part of the economy. Funny how some men criticize women with the "but ladies can have sex anytime!" spiel but fail to realize that plenty of women have desires and fantasies, not to mention standards, that make them willing to travel overseas in order to get it. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-21-14 04:00pm - 3898 days | #9 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
And then there's a guy who apparently bid $42,000 for an hour long camshow with a Kink.com mistress--one hour!  I'm sure whatever kind of fan who can afford to spend $42k on a single hour long scene has plenty of disposable income and knows what they're doing financially but it sure makes me feel better about the times I've wasted money on stupid things, and not even porn related ones. But I'll bite and say that my fantasy would involve having no cameras or crew there, just me and my chosen "costar." Though admittedly at that point I'm not sure what I would be legally paying for in most jurisdictions...perhaps a very private and very interactive performance art show? Considering that a girl like Proxy Paige or the aforementioned Lily LaBeau have done anal fisting I'm betting there are people who wouldn't even consider what I'd come up with to be sex.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-20-14 10:48pm - 3899 days | #14 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
That's sad to hear, graymane, but kids are like truffle hogs when it comes to sniffing out porn stashes--it's like a sixth sense with them or something (them and girlfriends, wives, mothers...okay, basically anyone who you don't want finding it!). Of course today a Playboy is practically literature compared to what's offered online, and a hard drive looks way less incriminating, at least until some kid plugs it in and immediately finds the porn. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-17-14 11:34pm - 3902 days | #3 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
If China is really trying to "clean" the Internet they may want to move beyond steamrolling DVDs, since that's not how you access porn online (shh! don't tell them). It's like if you wanted to protest a blog by holding a book burning. By the way, 3.4 million files sounds like practically nothing; did they mean sites? And in the age of cloud storage, what's the point? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-14-14 07:12pm - 3905 days | #12 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
It kinds of sucks in a way, because I consider finding that first Playboy and/or hardcore mag and then sharing it with friends to be one of those "Eureka!" moments of growing up. It was like that scene in Raiders where Indy found out where the Well of Souls was--you knew you had found something, you just weren't truly sure of its awesome power. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Apr 14, 2014, 07:16pm | |
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| 04-13-14 08:18pm - 3906 days | #10 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
LPee23, I personally prefer that it's not a shared experience, at least in any public, real world sense. Who really wants to go a creepy theater or store to enjoy some porn? Now you fill your niche, at both greater quantity and quality, without having to look someone in the face. And if we really want we can still share the experience on sites like this and others but with at least a modicum of anonymity and security never truly possible in the brick-and-mortar world. And I prefer it this way for a lot of things outside of adult entertainment too. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-13-14 01:43am - 3907 days | #7 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I don't know about the oldest porn site but probably only a few minutes older than the first site since we seem to pervert every form of communication we've ever invented. So I can only assume we eventually did something like this with the telegraph. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-11-14 05:27pm - 3908 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
All I can say for sure is thank the overlords of Photoshop and Final Cut Pro for watermarks--I would be lost trying to figure out where half the smut I watch originated! (I guess if it doesn't make you go blind, seeing all that pussy, tits, and ass can scramble your brain. ) The thing is those three magazines are practically anachronisms in the age of the web and digital everything. I don't have much desire for print porn, not even for bathroom reading or those interesting Playboy interviews. And I won't miss them, despite growing up in one of the last generations to have its The Treasure of Sierra Madre moment discovering an abandoned porn mag in the woods or an old building (there are a lot of these stories and they're always hilarious to me). I mean Playboy has become more of a clothing brand and logo to naive underage girls seemingly forgetful that it was founded by this guy. Now, despite porn being "everywhere," who can or will honestly recognize any of the bigger names in Internet adult entertainment? It's one thing to know about Playboy or Hustler, but how many will publicly admit or even understand "Hell yeah, EverythingButt!" You now have at least a site or two for basically every consensual taste or turn-on imaginable or practical, but conversely a greater curtain of silence around who's really into what anymore. For example, everyone who knows me understands I like women; a simple majority of them know I have nothing against porn or its entertainment value (or just privately assume it since I'm a guy); more than a few know I regularly watch it; but very few know I'm genuinely into the dirtier stuff or what that even constitutes. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Apr 11, 2014, 05:30pm | |
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| 04-11-14 04:48pm - 3908 days | #2 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
As always, continue to check your finances and credit cards as we all know how vulnerable they can be even without doing business on the web. I've seen a couple of lists of mainstream sites that should have their passwords changed if you have an account. It's good just to update your passwords from time to time anyway, plus making sure you never repeat them across multiple sites.
I don't use any password management myself; I guess it's like cloud storage, where I feel like there's is just too much separation between me and my info/data. I'm basically paranoid if I can't directly control my own passwords or access to them. And then you still ultimately need to remember the master password to unlock all the others. Sort of like how physicists haven't really come up with a practical way to start a fusion reaction without first starting a fission one. I do use this site however to help me generate strong random passwords up to 128 characters long (I personally don't feel truly secure until my passwords reach into the triple digits  ). You can also control if it includes symbols, uppercase, numbers, and similar characters. Of course I have to save all these generated passwords myself--plus their associated username, since I can't remember that most of the fucking time either!--and that's the catch for me since I know that's vulnerable as well.The thing is you either have to save all your passwords somewhere yourself or use a manager since a password that is in anyway memorable is inherently vulnerable. Again, don't use a password for more than one account and avoid real words, phrases, and any info that could be associated with you.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-10-14 08:27pm - 3909 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Saw this article on Slate the other day, thought I'd share. If you don't have time to read the article, it basically boils down to how the vast majority of porn is catered and sold to straight men, including "lesbian" (more accurately girl-girl) material. Not to sound too dismissive of this "pornography crisis" but I couldn't help laughing as I read. Not all performers are "Women with extra long fingernails and fried blonde hair looking bored while idly thumbing one another’s [privates]," like the author quotes one of her friends. Nor do they all have "vast, implanted chests" as another respondent complained. Like I say for so many other issues my advice would be to watch more porn, as not all performers are blonde, bored, and buxom, if such things are ruining your fantasy (as they sometimes do for me). But it's not all bad, as one commenter noted, because despite all of its problems at least lesbian porn passes the Bechdel test. PS: This thread and my sarcasm relating to the article's premise should be taken with a grain of salt. I'm not trying to offend anyone just because they think porn should cater to more than one type of viewer, just glad to find something written about porn that's actually pretty lighthearted and reasonable for a change. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-10-14 04:19pm - 3909 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Reminds me of Venom's "Women, Leather and Hell." Though for some reason when I first read your post it looked like you'd written "Girls in Leather Cooked over the camp fire" "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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)| 04-10-14 04:08pm - 3909 days | #2 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Check out the recent thread from DDF. It sounds like the only restriction is the gift card you're trading in must have a minimum $10 balance. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-07-14 07:56pm - 3912 days | #9 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Here are most of mine alphabetically: 21Sextury.com/21Sextreme: I haven't been a member in a while but I have plenty of content saved. It's wide-ranging yet I only really keep going back to a few dozen or so select scenes. All kinds of models who seem to be equally enthusiastic about the delight they take in the site's nastiness. I mean how else do you describe something like a girl-girl golden shower scene where the girls are smiling the whole way through? I'm terrible with names, and even worse with stage names, so trying to find my favorite scenes is usually a strange journey through a rat maze of sex acts and confusing East Euro aliases. ALSScan: All Lades Shaved--sold! Okay, not so much anymore since I haven't been a member in over a year if not way longer, but I used to waste a lot of time rewatching some of their old videos and sets. Not so much more as it all feels like BTS, which it largely is, and I have less and less interest in their standard approach to every scene and/or scenario. Almost exactly four years ago I originally gave them a 91, a fair score for my feelings of the site at that time. But since then I've lost enthusiasm as they've dabbled in boy-girl (nooo!) and I've found other sites more catering to my depraved interests of shaved, fisted, and pissed young women (not necessarily in that order, mind you). Good memories, but probably nothing more at the moment. InTheCrack: Close closeups of beautiful women--what's not to like?  They have plenty of short, filthy videos for when I don't feel like sitting through half an hour of smut. Plus a lot of their videos are like one of those weird portraits where you think the eyes are following you so you keep staring at it. Only in this case you have a boner. WetandPissy: Certainly not for everybody, which almost makes me like it even more. But a site that thoroughly and heroically lives up to its name. No short scenes (probably a minimum of sixteen minutes for a solo scene) so I don't exactly make it through every one I start to watch...but not because of a lack of "enjoyment." "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-05-14 08:34pm - 3914 days | #15 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
 I sometimes get the same speech impediment when I try to talk to a beautiful woman, and though I doubt it's a stroke it probably is related to blood flow. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-05-14 08:27pm - 3914 days | #14 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I agree, and I wasn't even talking about just porn sites so I should have expanded on my second sentence in that post. Yes, the web provides a huge range of opinions and views, but why actively seek out something that will challenge you and possibly result in you renouncing a belief or viewpoint? Speaking for myself I don't seek out crazy right wing forums and sites (there are tons of them) but the left wing ones aren't much better (probably about the same number too). Much like you sentiment about PU, I hold for other sites: "I will be honest at times I think I do not fit in here." Because for every good article--well, a decent and halfway original one, at least--there is one spouting nonsense about the curative powers of some natural food or the latest snake oil, or the __ craziest/most untrue things __ said this week/month/year. As an example I was reading an article about amalgam fillings in teeth--the mercury alloy that is controversial because of the known toxicity of the heavy metal--and the article went from somewhat rational and scientific to wooey bullshit fairly quickly. And then I read the comments; everyone asking about actual evidence, not unconfirmed anecdotes, get their shit handed to them. I was called a troll simply because I pointed out that amalgam isn't a chemical compound but an alloy, a basic distinction that should be understood before delving into the issue. Thus I come back to PU just for the sanity and civility (okay, and the porn). Because even when liberal sites talk about porn it's mostly for the clicks, not any serious discussion of its pros and cons. Mountains out of molehills is not my idea of rational discussion and debate. It's emotion being substituted for actual thinking. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Apr 06, 2014, 12:32am (turboshaft: Used the wrong word.) | |
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| 04-05-14 08:00pm - 3914 days | #11 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
For all we know it wasn't all those cans of spinach and a corncob pipe that gave Popeye his massive forearms...just a heroic masturbation habit! Maybe ol' Olive Oyl just didn't do it for him.  (Or they are just giant tumors. ) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-04-14 08:43am - 3915 days | #24 | |
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turboshaft (0)
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I'd say Bonnie is popular for her look, or her amount of tattoos. I read somewhere that it somewhat limits her work opportunities because not every site or studio will shoot someone with that much ink, but like you said she's popular so I doubt it's a huge problem. But I see "glamour" as overrated anyway--I have a dirty mind and I don't want my porn ruined by some photographer who's so full of himself that he seriously thinks he's shooting nothing more than art. Of course give me only the look--say, like Suicide Girls--without much bite to back it up, I'm equally uninterested. A good performer isn't made by her tattoos, piercings, or total lack thereof; she has to earn it!  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-04-14 08:31am - 3915 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I sometimes worry that, at least when it comes to porn, not enough people want a civil place to review and discuss it. I mean the Internet is all too often the self-fulfilling prophecy of angry creeps and bigots with the loudest voices, so what's the appeal in a site that doesn't immediately stoop to the crudest level? So you get a lot of prudish haters or at least some extreme porn-hating feminists who think all porn is part of rape culture, or you get fans who basically fulfill nearly every stereotype the first group thinks of when it comes to describing adult viewers. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-03-14 01:34pm - 3916 days | #22 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I don't think Bonnie's tattoos are that universally loved; it's either accept 'em or leave 'em, because with that many they're hard to ignore. But again, spider-webbed nipples are not exactly what most tattooed American women have anyway. If anything she is the "trashy" stereotype that so many people would envision when they're criticizing tattoos--while of course making exceptions for the types of modifications they do to their bodies. And there's plenty of tattoo criticism here on PU, though it's considerably more nuanced that what's discussed elsewhere on the web. So much of which boils down to "I don't like tattoos...blah, blah, blah...so just do as I say already!" I for one might not accept all tattoos as equally attractive--I'm still on the fence about the girl with the butthole tat--but I'm not about to go around dictating what people are allowed to do their own bodies. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-03-14 01:18pm - 3916 days | #21 | ||
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turboshaft (0)
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There's certainly a limited number of jobs where a woman of similar age and educational level can earn even $800/day. It's what the moralists always forget: money will triumph over whatever qualms someone may have when they have bills to pay. And if they had a solution to the "problem" of porn beyond going to church and getting married they might have a point. Otherwise it's falling on deaf ears. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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